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- 00:01:06,657 --> 00:01:10,247
- There's a girl in this harbor town
- 2
- 00:01:10,410 --> 00:01:13,450
- And she works layin' whiskey down
- 3
- 00:01:14,081 --> 00:01:17,871
- They say,
- "Brandy, fetch another round"
- 4
- 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:21,083
- And she serves them
- whiskey and wine
- 5
- 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:25,215
- The sailors say
- "Brandy, you're a fine girl"
- 6
- 00:01:25,384 --> 00:01:29,224
- "What a good wife you would be"
- 7
- 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:42,064
- - Come on!
- - Slow down!
- 8
- 00:01:42,234 --> 00:01:44,234
- This way, my river lily!
- Come on!
- 9
- 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:48,280
- Where are you taking me?
- 10
- 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:49,448
- Come on, come on.
- 11
- 00:01:49,825 --> 00:01:51,745
- Look. Look!
- 12
- 00:01:51,910 --> 00:01:53,820
- Oh, it's beautiful!
- 13
- 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:56,086
- I was afraid
- it wouldn't take to the soil...
- 14
- 00:01:56,248 --> 00:01:57,498
- but it rooted quickly.
- 15
- 00:01:57,666 --> 00:02:00,336
- And soon, it'll be everywhere.
- 16
- 00:02:00,502 --> 00:02:03,502
- All across the universe.
- 17
- 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,850
- Well, I don't know what
- you're talking about...
- 18
- 00:02:07,009 --> 00:02:08,639
- but I like the way you say it.
- 19
- 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:10,554
- My heart is yours...
- 20
- 00:02:11,597 --> 00:02:13,307
- Meredith Quill.
- 21
- 00:02:14,391 --> 00:02:17,721
- I can't believe I fell in love
- with a spaceman.
- 22
- 00:03:10,405 --> 00:03:12,495
- Showtime, a-holes!
- 23
- 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,420
- It will be here any minute.
- 24
- 00:03:15,577 --> 00:03:17,377
- Which will be its loss.
- 25
- 00:03:17,538 --> 00:03:19,038
- I thought your thing was a sword?
- 26
- 00:03:19,206 --> 00:03:21,286
- We've been hired
- to stop an interdimensional beast...
- 27
- 00:03:21,416 --> 00:03:24,096
- from feeding on those batteries,
- and I'm gonna stop it with a sword?
- 28
- 00:03:24,294 --> 00:03:26,374
- It's just, swords were your thing
- and guns were mine.
- 29
- 00:03:26,505 --> 00:03:28,148
- But I guess we're
- both doing guns now.
- 30
- 00:03:28,178 --> 00:03:29,215
- I just didn't know that.
- 31
- 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:32,713
- Drax, why aren't you wearing
- one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
- 32
- 00:03:32,886 --> 00:03:34,226
- It hurts.
- 33
- 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,388
- It hurts?
- 34
- 00:03:36,974 --> 00:03:38,554
- I have sensitive nipples.
- 35
- 00:03:39,643 --> 00:03:42,313
- "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"
- 36
- 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:44,069
- What about him? What's he doing?
- 37
- 00:03:44,231 --> 00:03:46,731
- I'm finishing this so we can listen to
- tunes while we work.
- 38
- 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:48,150
- How is that a priority?
- 39
- 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:50,698
- Blame Quill. He's the one
- who loves music so much.
- 40
- 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,423
- No, I actually agree with Drax on this.
- 41
- 00:03:52,573 --> 00:03:53,993
- That's hardly important right now.
- 42
- 00:03:54,158 --> 00:03:56,538
- Okay. Sure, Quill.
- 43
- 00:03:56,702 --> 00:03:59,622
- No, seriously, I side with Drax.
- 44
- 00:03:59,788 --> 00:04:03,128
- No, I understand that.
- You're being very serious right now.
- 45
- 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:05,469
- I can clearly see you winking.
- 46
- 00:04:05,752 --> 00:04:08,042
- Damn it. I'm using my left eye?
- 47
- 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,226
- I am Groot.
- 48
- 00:04:15,387 --> 00:04:17,517
- They were not looking at you funny.
- 49
- 00:04:22,019 --> 00:04:23,899
- Well, that's intense.
- 50
- 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,208
- Groot!
- 51
- 00:05:42,558 --> 00:05:44,898
- Groot, get out of the way!
- You're gonna get hurt!
- 52
- 00:05:45,060 --> 00:05:46,060
- Hi.
- 53
- 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,770
- No! Spit it out!
- 54
- 00:06:30,939 --> 00:06:32,109
- Come on!
- 55
- 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:36,520
- Disgusting!
- 56
- 00:07:38,215 --> 00:07:41,005
- The beast's hide is too thick
- to be pierced from the outside.
- 57
- 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:43,350
- I must cut through it from the inside.
- 58
- 00:07:43,512 --> 00:07:44,512
- Huh?
- 59
- 00:07:44,555 --> 00:07:47,015
- No, no! Drax, wait a minute!
- 60
- 00:07:47,182 --> 00:07:48,182
- Drax!
- 61
- 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,191
- What is he doing?
- 62
- 00:07:59,361 --> 00:08:02,191
- He said the skin is too thick
- to be pierced from the outside, so he...
- 63
- 00:08:02,364 --> 00:08:04,217
- - That doesn't make any sense!
- - I tried telling him that!
- 64
- 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:06,845
- Skin is the same level of thickness
- from the inside as from the outside!
- 65
- 00:08:06,869 --> 00:08:08,579
- I realize that.
- 66
- 00:08:12,207 --> 00:08:14,377
- There is a cut on its neck.
- 67
- 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:16,753
- Rocket, get it to look up.
- 68
- 00:08:19,006 --> 00:08:21,846
- Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here!
- 69
- 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:32,069
- Watch it, Quill!
- 70
- 00:09:18,941 --> 00:09:20,941
- Yes! I have single-handedly...
- 71
- 00:09:21,944 --> 00:09:23,234
- vanquished the beast!
- 72
- 00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:27,441
- What?
- 73
- 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:38,799
- What are they called again?
- 74
- 00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:40,623
- Anulax batteries.
- 75
- 00:09:40,796 --> 00:09:43,006
- Harbulary batteries.
- 76
- 00:09:43,173 --> 00:09:45,463
- That's nothing like what I just said.
- 77
- 00:09:45,634 --> 00:09:47,434
- But they're worth
- thousands of units apiece...
- 78
- 00:09:47,511 --> 00:09:49,631
- which is why the Sovereign hired us
- to protect them.
- 79
- 00:09:49,805 --> 00:09:51,899
- Careful what you say
- around these folks.
- 80
- 00:09:51,929 --> 00:09:53,185
- They're easily offended.
- 81
- 00:09:53,350 --> 00:09:55,140
- The cost of transgression is death.
- 82
- 00:09:56,478 --> 00:10:00,488
- We thank you, Guardians,
- for putting your lives on the line.
- 83
- 00:10:00,649 --> 00:10:04,659
- We could not risk the lives
- of our own Sovereign citizens.
- 84
- 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:09,327
- Every citizen is born
- exactly as designed by the community.
- 85
- 00:10:09,491 --> 00:10:12,661
- Impeccable, both physically
- and mentally.
- 86
- 00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,998
- We control the DNA of our progeny...
- 87
- 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:17,494
- germinating them in birthing pods.
- 88
- 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:21,166
- I guess I prefer to make people
- the old-fashioned way.
- 89
- 00:10:22,671 --> 00:10:24,831
- Perhaps someday, you could give me
- a history lesson...
- 90
- 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:28,510
- in the archaic ways of our ancestors.
- 91
- 00:10:28,677 --> 00:10:30,807
- For academic purposes.
- 92
- 00:10:30,971 --> 00:10:32,761
- I would be honored, yes.
- 93
- 00:10:32,931 --> 00:10:34,931
- In the name of research...
- 94
- 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:37,600
- I think that could be pretty...
- 95
- 00:10:37,769 --> 00:10:39,029
- repulsive.
- 96
- 00:10:39,855 --> 00:10:41,315
- I'm not into that kind of casual...
- 97
- 00:10:41,482 --> 00:10:42,522
- Oh, please.
- 98
- 00:10:42,691 --> 00:10:45,981
- Your people promised something
- in exchange for our services.
- 99
- 00:10:46,153 --> 00:10:47,443
- Bring it...
- 100
- 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,193
- and we shall gladly
- be on our way.
- 101
- 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:05,550
- Family reunion.
- Yay.
- 102
- 00:11:05,714 --> 00:11:08,214
- I understand she is your sister.
- 103
- 00:11:08,383 --> 00:11:12,673
- She's worth no more to me
- than the bounty due for her on Xandar.
- 104
- 00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:17,225
- Our soldiers apprehended her
- attempting to steal the batteries.
- 105
- 00:11:18,227 --> 00:11:20,147
- Do with her as you please.
- 106
- 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,409
- We thank you,
- High Priestess Ayesha.
- 107
- 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:28,409
- What is your heritage, Mr. Quill?
- 108
- 00:11:31,698 --> 00:11:33,198
- My mother is from Earth.
- 109
- 00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:35,240
- And your father?
- 110
- 00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:39,745
- He ain't from Missouri.
- That's all I know.
- 111
- 00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:41,415
- I see it within you.
- 112
- 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:45,087
- An unorthodox genealogy.
- 113
- 00:11:45,254 --> 00:11:49,464
- A hybrid that seems particularly...
- 114
- 00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:52,055
- reckless.
- 115
- 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:56,093
- You know, they told me you people
- were conceited douchebags...
- 116
- 00:11:57,391 --> 00:11:58,891
- but that isn't true at all.
- 117
- 00:12:03,939 --> 00:12:04,779
- Oh, shit.
- 118
- 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:06,950
- I'm using my wrong eye again,
- aren't I?
- 119
- 00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:09,489
- I'm sorry. That was meant to be
- behind your back.
- 120
- 00:12:11,488 --> 00:12:13,208
- Count yourself blessed
- they didn't kill you.
- 121
- 00:12:13,323 --> 00:12:15,073
- You're telling me.
- 122
- 00:12:15,242 --> 00:12:16,452
- You wanna buy some batteries?
- 123
- 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:33,131
- All right, let's get baldy to Xandar
- and collect that bounty.
- 124
- 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:27,524
- That stuff about my father...
- 125
- 00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,699
- Who does she think she is?
- 126
- 00:13:29,858 --> 00:13:32,158
- I know you're sensitive about that.
- 127
- 00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:34,519
- I'm not sensitive about it.
- I just don't know who he is.
- 128
- 00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:39,208
- Sorry if it seemed like
- I was flirting with the High Priestess.
- 129
- 00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:40,915
- I wasn't.
- 130
- 00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:43,208
- I don't care if you were.
- 131
- 00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:45,162
- Well, I feel like you do care.
- 132
- 00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:47,702
- That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!
- 133
- 00:13:47,876 --> 00:13:50,046
- Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.
- 134
- 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:52,009
- Damn shadow.
- 135
- 00:13:52,256 --> 00:13:54,216
- There are two types of beings
- in the universe...
- 136
- 00:13:54,383 --> 00:13:56,093
- those who dance, and those who do not.
- 137
- 00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:58,220
- Mm-hmm.
- 138
- 00:13:58,428 --> 00:14:00,388
- I first met my beloved at a war rally.
- 139
- 00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:01,386
- Oh, God.
- 140
- 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:04,517
- Everyone in the village flailed about,
- dancing.
- 141
- 00:14:04,685 --> 00:14:06,355
- Except one woman.
- 142
- 00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:08,063
- My Ovette.
- 143
- 00:14:08,856 --> 00:14:11,026
- I knew immediately
- she was the one for me.
- 144
- 00:14:11,191 --> 00:14:13,731
- The most melodic song in
- the world could be playing.
- 145
- 00:14:14,278 --> 00:14:16,578
- She wouldn't even tap her foot.
- 146
- 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:19,536
- Wouldn't move a muscle.
- 147
- 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:22,420
- One might assume she was dead.
- 148
- 00:14:22,578 --> 00:14:24,038
- That does sound pretty hot.
- 149
- 00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,210
- It would
- make my nether regions engorge.
- 150
- 00:14:27,374 --> 00:14:29,254
- Okay. I get it, yes.
- 151
- 00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:31,218
- I'm a dancer, Gamora is not.
- 152
- 00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:35,048
- You just need to find a woman
- who is pathetic... like you.
- 153
- 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:43,269
- I'm hungry.
- Hand me some of that yaro root.
- 154
- 00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:44,932
- No. It's not ripe yet...
- 155
- 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,100
- and I hate you.
- 156
- 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:47,478
- You hate me?
- 157
- 00:14:47,644 --> 00:14:50,314
- You left me there
- while you stole that stone for yourself.
- 158
- 00:14:50,481 --> 00:14:52,641
- And yet here you stand, a hero.
- 159
- 00:14:52,816 --> 00:14:55,656
- I will be free of these shackles
- soon enough, and I will kill you.
- 160
- 00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:57,321
- I swear.
- 161
- 00:14:57,488 --> 00:14:58,618
- No.
- 162
- 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:02,150
- You're gonna live out the rest of your
- days in a prison on Xandar...
- 163
- 00:15:02,326 --> 00:15:03,746
- wishing you could.
- 164
- 00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:11,626
- This is weird.
- 165
- 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,646
- We've got a Sovereign
- fleet approaching from the rear.
- 166
- 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:14,670
- Why would they do that?
- 167
- 00:15:14,838 --> 00:15:16,608
- Probably because Rocket stole
- some of their batteries.
- 168
- 00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:17,632
- Dude!
- 169
- 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:18,963
- Right.
- 170
- 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:20,334
- He didn't steal some of those.
- 171
- 00:15:20,469 --> 00:15:22,750
- I don't know why they're after us.
- What a mystery this is.
- 172
- 00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,155
- What were you thinking?
- 173
- 00:15:35,317 --> 00:15:36,753
- Dude, they were really easy to steal!
- 174
- 00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:38,157
- - That's your defense?
- - Come on!
- 175
- 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,650
- You saw how that High Priestess
- talked down to us.
- 176
- 00:15:40,823 --> 00:15:42,493
- Now I'm teaching her a lesson!
- 177
- 00:15:43,325 --> 00:15:45,865
- I didn't realize your motivation
- was altruism.
- 178
- 00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:48,636
- It's really a shame the Sovereign
- have mistaken your intentions...
- 179
- 00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:50,344
- - and they're trying to kill us.
- - Exactly!
- 180
- 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,129
- I was being sarcastic!
- 181
- 00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,332
- Oh, no!
- 182
- 00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:55,902
- You're supposed to use
- a sarcastic voice! Now I look foolish!
- 183
- 00:15:56,213 --> 00:15:57,613
- Can we put the bickering on hold...
- 184
- 00:15:57,673 --> 00:15:59,673
- until after we survive
- this massive space battle?
- 185
- 00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:01,502
- - More incoming!
- - Good!
- 186
- 00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:03,177
- I wanna kill some guys!
- 187
- 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:12,359
- You're not killing anyone.
- 188
- 00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:14,231
- All those ships are remotely piloted.
- 189
- 00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:18,651
- Damn it!
- 190
- 00:16:29,246 --> 00:16:31,166
- What is the delay, Admiral?
- 191
- 00:16:31,331 --> 00:16:35,371
- High Priestess, the batteries,
- they are exceptionally combustible...
- 192
- 00:16:35,544 --> 00:16:36,855
- and could destroy the entire fleet.
- 193
- 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:39,589
- Our concern is their slight
- against our people.
- 194
- 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:43,420
- We hired them and they steal from us.
- 195
- 00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:46,053
- It is heresy of the highest order.
- 196
- 00:16:47,890 --> 00:16:49,940
- All command modules...
- 197
- 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,680
- fire with the intent to kill.
- 198
- 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:03,900
- What's the nearest habitable planet?
- 199
- 00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:06,247
- It's called Berhert.
- 200
- 00:17:06,408 --> 00:17:08,038
- - How many jumps?
- - Only one.
- 201
- 00:17:08,202 --> 00:17:11,282
- But the access point is 47 clicks away.
- 202
- 00:17:11,455 --> 00:17:14,295
- And you have to go through
- that quantum asteroid field.
- 203
- 00:17:23,717 --> 00:17:25,037
- Quill, to make it through that...
- 204
- 00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:26,905
- you'd have to be the greatest pilot
- in the universe.
- 205
- 00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:27,929
- Lucky for us, I...
- 206
- 00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:29,596
- I am.
- 207
- 00:17:42,277 --> 00:17:43,117
- What are you doing?
- 208
- 00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,288
- I've been flying this rig
- since I was 10 years old.
- 209
- 00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:48,497
- I was cybernetically engineered
- to pilot a spacecraft.
- 210
- 00:17:48,659 --> 00:17:51,289
- You were cybernetically engineered
- to be a douchebag!
- 211
- 00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:52,787
- Stop it.
- 212
- 00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:54,766
- Later on tonight, you're gonna be
- laying down in your bed...
- 213
- 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,935
- and there's gonna be something
- squishy in your pillow case.
- 214
- 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,478
- And you're gonna be like,
- "What's this?"
- 215
- 00:17:58,502 --> 00:18:00,382
- And it's gonna be because
- I put a turd in there!
- 216
- 00:18:01,964 --> 00:18:04,174
- You put your turd in my bed,
- I shave you.
- 217
- 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:05,751
- It won't be my turd.
- 218
- 00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:07,306
- It will be Drax's.
- 219
- 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:11,765
- I have famously huge turds.
- 220
- 00:18:11,932 --> 00:18:14,302
- We're about to die,
- and this is what we're discussing?
- 221
- 00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:17,979
- Son of a...
- 222
- 00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:19,607
- Dude! Seriously!
- 223
- 00:18:20,315 --> 00:18:21,315
- Hey! Let me...
- 224
- 00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:36,994
- Idiots!
- 225
- 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,046
- Well, that's what you get
- when Quill flies.
- 226
- 00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:43,793
- We still have a Sovereign
- craft behind us.
- 227
- 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:48,463
- Our weapons are down.
- 228
- 00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:50,675
- 20 clicks to the jump!
- 229
- 00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:54,849
- Hold on.
- 230
- 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:07,198
- It's not ripe.
- 231
- 00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:17,207
- Come on, Zylak. You can do this.
- 232
- 00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:22,509
- Yes!
- 233
- 00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:25,677
- 15 clicks to the jump!
- 234
- 00:19:26,089 --> 00:19:27,219
- Come on!
- 235
- 00:19:28,008 --> 00:19:29,558
- Keep going!
- 236
- 00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:44,984
- 10 clicks!
- 237
- 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,320
- Die, spaceship!
- 238
- 00:19:55,118 --> 00:19:56,418
- You suck, Zylak.
- 239
- 00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:57,578
- Typical.
- 240
- 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,332
- Five clicks!
- 241
- 00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:08,639
- Son of a...
- 242
- 00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:10,961
- They went around the field!
- 243
- 00:20:25,274 --> 00:20:27,604
- Someone destroyed all our ships!
- 244
- 00:20:27,776 --> 00:20:28,986
- What?
- 245
- 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:33,650
- Who?
- 246
- 00:20:34,616 --> 00:20:36,036
- One click!
- 247
- 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,952
- - What is that?
- - Who cares?
- 248
- 00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:40,491
- That's the jump point! Go!
- 249
- 00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:45,968
- It's a guy.
- 250
- 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:53,965
- Oh, my God.
- 251
- 00:20:54,136 --> 00:20:55,516
- He's still out there?
- 252
- 00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:24,794
- Groot, put your seatbelt on!
- 253
- 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,964
- Prepare for a really bad landing!
- 254
- 00:22:08,585 --> 00:22:10,545
- That was awesome!
- 255
- 00:22:12,047 --> 00:22:13,047
- Yes!
- 256
- 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:16,382
- Look at this!
- 257
- 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,726
- Where is the other half of our ship?
- 258
- 00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:19,887
- My ship.
- 259
- 00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:23,685
- Either one of you could have gotten
- us through that field... Had you flown
- 260
- 00:22:23,851 --> 00:22:26,721
- with what's between your ears
- instead of what's between your legs!
- 261
- 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:30,142
- If what's between my legs
- had a hand on it...
- 262
- 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,445
- I guarantee I could have landed
- this ship with it.
- 263
- 00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:35,380
- Peter, we almost died
- because of your arrogance.
- 264
- 00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:37,034
- More like because he stole...
- 265
- 00:22:37,197 --> 00:22:38,407
- the Anulax batteries!
- 266
- 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,744
- They're called Harbulary batteries.
- 267
- 00:22:40,909 --> 00:22:42,419
- No, they're not!
- 268
- 00:22:42,744 --> 00:22:44,454
- Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch?
- 269
- 00:22:45,205 --> 00:22:46,685
- I'm not gonna answer to
- "Star-Munch."
- 270
- 00:22:46,748 --> 00:22:48,668
- I did it because I wanted to!
- 271
- 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:49,584
- Dick.
- 272
- 00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:51,541
- What are we even
- talking about this for?
- 273
- 00:22:51,712 --> 00:22:54,332
- We just had a little man save us
- by blowing up 50 ships!
- 274
- 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:55,506
- How little?
- 275
- 00:22:55,549 --> 00:22:57,429
- Well, I don't know, like this?
- 276
- 00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,423
- A little one-inch man saved us?
- 277
- 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,835
- Well, if he got closer,
- I'm sure he would be much larger.
- 278
- 00:23:01,972 --> 00:23:04,262
- That's how eyesight works,
- you stupid raccoon.
- 279
- 00:23:04,433 --> 00:23:05,853
- Don't call me a raccoon!
- 280
- 00:23:06,226 --> 00:23:08,646
- I'm sorry. I took it too far.
- 281
- 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,820
- I meant trash panda.
- 282
- 00:23:13,108 --> 00:23:14,358
- Is that better?
- 283
- 00:23:14,818 --> 00:23:16,528
- I don't know.
- 284
- 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,905
- It's worse. It's so much worse.
- 285
- 00:23:19,072 --> 00:23:20,362
- You son of a...
- 286
- 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:21,242
- Hey!
- 287
- 00:23:21,408 --> 00:23:22,844
- - I've had it with you!
- - No! Back up!
- 288
- 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:24,618
- Someone followed you through
- the jump point.
- 289
- 00:23:26,747 --> 00:23:28,877
- Set me free, you'll need my help.
- 290
- 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,121
- I'm not a fool, Nebula.
- 291
- 00:23:30,292 --> 00:23:32,353
- You are a fool if you deprive yourself
- a hand in combat.
- 292
- 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:33,688
- You'll attack me
- the moment I let you go.
- 293
- 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:34,712
- No, I won't.
- 294
- 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,100
- You'd think an evil supervillain
- would learn how to properly lie.
- 295
- 00:23:38,258 --> 00:23:40,348
- I bet it's the one-inch man.
- 296
- 00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:16,009
- After all these years, I've found you.
- 297
- 00:24:16,713 --> 00:24:18,463
- And who the hell are you?
- 298
- 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:22,468
- I figured my rugged good looks
- would make that obvious.
- 299
- 00:24:23,804 --> 00:24:25,844
- My name is Ego...
- 300
- 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,726
- and I'm your dad, Peter.
- 301
- 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:46,667
- You know what they say...
- 302
- 00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:49,787
- "You're out of luck
- until you've gone duck."
- 303
- 00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:17,943
- Yondu!
- 304
- 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,650
- Come on down!
- 305
- 00:25:32,289 --> 00:25:34,459
- After going around years in circles...
- 306
- 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,415
- with this woman I end up marrying.
- 307
- 00:25:36,585 --> 00:25:39,295
- I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl...
- 308
- 00:25:39,463 --> 00:25:40,883
- "but you're losing your mind!"
- 309
- 00:25:41,048 --> 00:25:43,008
- Then again, she's always
- been that way.
- 310
- 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,925
- I could never trust her. You know?
- 311
- 00:25:45,093 --> 00:25:46,173
- Stakar.
- 312
- 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,149
- It's been some time.
- 313
- 00:25:56,188 --> 00:26:00,198
- It seems like this establishment
- is the wrong kind of disreputable.
- 314
- 00:26:06,490 --> 00:26:07,250
- - Sir!
- - Stakar!
- 315
- 00:26:07,407 --> 00:26:09,747
- There's a hundred Ravager factions.
- 316
- 00:26:09,910 --> 00:26:12,960
- You lost the business of 99 of them
- by serving one.
- 317
- 00:26:13,121 --> 00:26:14,621
- Please, sir. Please!
- 318
- 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,170
- Get away from me.
- 319
- 00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:24,293
- You can go to hell then!
- 320
- 00:26:24,466 --> 00:26:26,716
- I don't give a damn
- what you think of me!
- 321
- 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:28,842
- So what are you following us for?
- 322
- 00:26:29,012 --> 00:26:30,490
- Because you're gonna listen to
- what I gotta say!
- 323
- 00:26:30,514 --> 00:26:33,304
- I don't gotta listen to nothing!
- You betrayed the code!
- 324
- 00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:35,315
- Ravagers don't deal in kids.
- 325
- 00:26:35,477 --> 00:26:38,397
- I told you before!
- I didn't know what was going on!
- 326
- 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:41,209
- You didn't know because you didn't
- want to know because it made you rich.
- 327
- 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:45,573
- I demand a seat at the table!
- I wear these flames, same as you.
- 328
- 00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,827
- You may dress like us...
- 329
- 00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:50,500
- but you'll never hear the Horns
- of Freedom when you die, Yondu.
- 330
- 00:26:50,659 --> 00:26:52,499
- And the Colors of Ogord...
- 331
- 00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:56,081
- will never flash over your grave.
- 332
- 00:26:57,374 --> 00:26:58,664
- If you think...
- 333
- 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:03,005
- I take pleasure in exiling you...
- 334
- 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,506
- you're wrong.
- 335
- 00:27:07,676 --> 00:27:10,596
- You broke all our hearts.
- 336
- 00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:27,528
- Pathetic.
- 337
- 00:27:28,697 --> 00:27:30,697
- First, Quill betrays us...
- 338
- 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:34,116
- and Yondu just lets him go scot-free.
- 339
- 00:27:35,037 --> 00:27:37,417
- We followed him
- because he was the one...
- 340
- 00:27:37,581 --> 00:27:40,081
- who wasn't afraid
- to do what needed to be done.
- 341
- 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,580
- Seems he's goin' soft.
- 342
- 00:27:43,045 --> 00:27:45,545
- If he's so soft,
- why are you whispering?
- 343
- 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:47,961
- You know I'm right, Kraglin.
- 344
- 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:52,553
- You best be very careful
- what you say about our captain.
- 345
- 00:27:52,721 --> 00:27:54,221
- Who the hell is that?
- 346
- 00:28:34,304 --> 00:28:36,014
- Yondu Udonta...
- 347
- 00:28:36,598 --> 00:28:38,858
- I have a proposition for you.
- 348
- 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,471
- I hired Yondu to pick you up...
- 349
- 00:28:41,645 --> 00:28:43,685
- when your mother passed away.
- 350
- 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,696
- But instead of returning you...
- 351
- 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,608
- Yondu kept you.
- 352
- 00:28:47,776 --> 00:28:50,486
- I have no clue as to why.
- 353
- 00:28:51,488 --> 00:28:52,948
- Well, I'll tell you why.
- 354
- 00:28:53,115 --> 00:28:55,155
- Because I was a
- skinny little kid who
- 355
- 00:28:55,242 --> 00:28:56,302
- could squeeze into
- places adults couldn't.
- 356
- 00:28:56,326 --> 00:28:57,786
- It made it easier for thievin'.
- 357
- 00:28:57,953 --> 00:29:01,283
- Well, I've been trying to track you down
- ever since.
- 358
- 00:29:02,124 --> 00:29:03,414
- I thought Yondu was your father.
- 359
- 00:29:03,584 --> 00:29:05,624
- What? We've been together
- this whole time...
- 360
- 00:29:05,794 --> 00:29:08,584
- and you thought Yondu
- was my actual blood relative?
- 361
- 00:29:08,755 --> 00:29:09,965
- You look exactly alike.
- 362
- 00:29:10,132 --> 00:29:11,802
- One's blue!
- 363
- 00:29:13,427 --> 00:29:15,097
- No, he's not my father!
- 364
- 00:29:15,262 --> 00:29:17,682
- Yondu was the guy who abducted me...
- 365
- 00:29:17,848 --> 00:29:19,784
- kicked the crap out of me
- so I could learn to fight...
- 366
- 00:29:19,808 --> 00:29:21,858
- and kept me in terror by
- threatening to eat me.
- 367
- 00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:23,319
- - Eat you?
- - Yeah.
- 368
- 00:29:23,479 --> 00:29:25,609
- That son of a bitch.
- 369
- 00:29:25,772 --> 00:29:27,142
- How'd you locate us now?
- 370
- 00:29:27,858 --> 00:29:30,868
- Even where I reside,
- out past the edge of what's known...
- 371
- 00:29:31,028 --> 00:29:33,538
- we've heard tell about the man
- they call Star-Lord.
- 372
- 00:29:33,697 --> 00:29:35,997
- What say we head out there right now?
- 373
- 00:29:36,158 --> 00:29:38,798
- Your associates are welcome.
- Even that triangle-faced monkey there.
- 374
- 00:29:39,661 --> 00:29:40,871
- I promise you...
- 375
- 00:29:41,455 --> 00:29:43,455
- it's unlike any other place
- you've ever seen.
- 376
- 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:45,336
- And there...
- 377
- 00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:49,624
- I can explain
- your very special heritage.
- 378
- 00:29:50,839 --> 00:29:52,679
- Finally get to be...
- 379
- 00:29:52,841 --> 00:29:55,511
- the father I've always wanted to be.
- 380
- 00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,512
- Excuse me.
- 381
- 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:00,344
- I've gotta take a whiz.
- 382
- 00:30:06,522 --> 00:30:08,352
- I'm not buying it.
- 383
- 00:30:10,526 --> 00:30:12,196
- Let's go take a walk.
- 384
- 00:30:18,867 --> 00:30:20,417
- I am Mantis.
- 385
- 00:30:24,206 --> 00:30:25,706
- What are you doing?
- 386
- 00:30:25,874 --> 00:30:27,254
- Smiling.
- 387
- 00:30:28,085 --> 00:30:30,585
- I hear it is the thing to do
- to make people like you.
- 388
- 00:30:31,672 --> 00:30:33,712
- Not if you do it like that.
- 389
- 00:30:35,384 --> 00:30:38,014
- I was raised alone on Ego's planet.
- 390
- 00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:42,898
- I do not understand
- the intricacies of social interaction.
- 391
- 00:30:45,227 --> 00:30:48,857
- Can I pet your puppy?
- It is adorable.
- 392
- 00:30:51,692 --> 00:30:52,732
- Yes.
- 393
- 00:31:01,952 --> 00:31:05,742
- That is called a practical joke!
- 394
- 00:31:08,917 --> 00:31:11,047
- I liked it very much!
- 395
- 00:31:11,211 --> 00:31:12,871
- I just made it up!
- 396
- 00:31:15,883 --> 00:31:16,883
- Give me a break!
- 397
- 00:31:17,593 --> 00:31:20,071
- After all this time, you're gonna
- show up, and all of a sudden...
- 398
- 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,935
- - you wanna be my dad?
- - I hear you.
- 399
- 00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:24,097
- And by the way, this could be a trap.
- 400
- 00:31:24,266 --> 00:31:25,806
- The Kree purists, the Ravagers...
- 401
- 00:31:25,976 --> 00:31:27,646
- - they all want us dead.
- - I know, but...
- 402
- 00:31:27,811 --> 00:31:28,811
- But what?
- 403
- 00:31:28,937 --> 00:31:31,397
- What was that story you told me
- about Zardu Hasselfrau?
- 404
- 00:31:31,565 --> 00:31:32,565
- Who?
- 405
- 00:31:32,649 --> 00:31:33,949
- He owned a magic boat?
- 406
- 00:31:35,903 --> 00:31:37,113
- David Hasselhoff?
- 407
- 00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:38,279
- Right.
- 408
- 00:31:38,322 --> 00:31:40,402
- Not a magic boat. A talking car.
- 409
- 00:31:40,574 --> 00:31:41,614
- Why did he talk again?
- 410
- 00:31:41,783 --> 00:31:45,243
- To help him fight crime,
- and to be supportive.
- 411
- 00:31:45,412 --> 00:31:47,952
- As a child, you would carry his picture
- in your pocket...
- 412
- 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,843
- and you would tell
- all the other children...
- 413
- 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,120
- that he was your father,
- but that he was out of town.
- 414
- 00:31:52,294 --> 00:31:54,834
- Shooting Knight Rider
- or touring with his band in Germany.
- 415
- 00:31:55,005 --> 00:31:57,484
- I told you that when I was drunk.
- Why are you bringing that up now?
- 416
- 00:31:57,508 --> 00:31:58,508
- I love that story.
- 417
- 00:31:58,675 --> 00:32:00,635
- I hate that story.
- 418
- 00:32:00,803 --> 00:32:02,343
- It's so sad!
- 419
- 00:32:03,138 --> 00:32:07,518
- As a kid, I used to see all the other kids
- off playing catch with their dad.
- 420
- 00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:10,354
- And I wanted that,
- more than anything in the world!
- 421
- 00:32:11,104 --> 00:32:12,814
- That's my point, Peter.
- 422
- 00:32:13,649 --> 00:32:16,529
- What if this man is your Hasselhoff?
- 423
- 00:32:19,947 --> 00:32:21,487
- If he ends up being evil...
- 424
- 00:32:22,866 --> 00:32:24,496
- we will just kill him.
- 425
- 00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:34,049
- You're leaving me with that fox?
- 426
- 00:32:34,211 --> 00:32:35,371
- He's not a fox.
- 427
- 00:32:35,546 --> 00:32:37,546
- Shoot her
- if she does anything suspicious.
- 428
- 00:32:38,632 --> 00:32:41,002
- - Or if you feel like it.
- - Okay.
- 429
- 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:44,557
- It'll be just a couple of days.
- 430
- 00:32:44,721 --> 00:32:47,511
- We'll be back before Rocket's finished
- fixing the ship.
- 431
- 00:32:50,811 --> 00:32:52,641
- What if the Sovereign come?
- 432
- 00:32:52,813 --> 00:32:54,893
- There's no way for them to know
- we're here. Let's go.
- 433
- 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:56,653
- I'm uncertain about parting ways.
- 434
- 00:32:56,817 --> 00:32:58,367
- God, you're like an old woman.
- 435
- 00:32:58,527 --> 00:33:00,237
- Because I'm wise?
- 436
- 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,156
- Why do you have so much luggage?
- 437
- 00:33:03,323 --> 00:33:05,493
- I don't want Groot playing
- with my things.
- 438
- 00:33:08,537 --> 00:33:11,207
- I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick
- as you, orphan boy.
- 439
- 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:17,048
- What is your goal here?
- To get everybody to hate you?
- 440
- 00:33:17,838 --> 00:33:19,888
- Because it's working.
- 441
- 00:33:23,260 --> 00:33:28,560
- And if you don't love me now
- You will never love me again
- 442
- 00:33:29,558 --> 00:33:34,728
- I can still hear you saying
- You would never break the chain
- 443
- 00:33:34,897 --> 00:33:37,897
- And if you don't love me now
- 444
- 00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:41,196
- You will never love me again
- 445
- 00:33:41,361 --> 00:33:45,241
- I can still hear you saying
- 446
- 00:33:45,407 --> 00:33:47,457
- You would never break the chain
- 447
- 00:33:47,618 --> 00:33:50,748
- And if you don't love me now
- 448
- 00:33:50,913 --> 00:33:53,623
- You will never love me again
- 449
- 00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:56,750
- I can still hear you saying
- 450
- 00:33:56,919 --> 00:34:00,469
- You would never break the chain
- 451
- 00:34:07,304 --> 00:34:09,264
- Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
- 452
- 00:34:11,141 --> 00:34:13,601
- No one has ever asked me
- a personal question.
- 453
- 00:34:13,936 --> 00:34:15,476
- Your antennae, what are they for?
- 454
- 00:34:16,146 --> 00:34:17,146
- Their purpose?
- 455
- 00:34:17,272 --> 00:34:19,102
- Yes. Quill and I have a bet.
- 456
- 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,484
- Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
- 457
- 00:34:22,444 --> 00:34:23,524
- I say...
- 458
- 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:26,035
- if you are about to go through
- a doorway that is too low...
- 459
- 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,958
- your antennae will feel this,
- and keep you from being decapitated.
- 460
- 00:34:29,117 --> 00:34:31,287
- Right. And if it's anything
- other than...
- 461
- 00:34:31,453 --> 00:34:34,873
- you specifically not being decapitated
- by a doorway, I win.
- 462
- 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,540
- They are not for feeling doorways.
- 463
- 00:34:39,461 --> 00:34:40,501
- I think...
- 464
- 00:34:40,671 --> 00:34:43,461
- they have something
- to do with my empathic abilities.
- 465
- 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:45,049
- What are those?
- 466
- 00:34:45,134 --> 00:34:48,634
- If I touch someone,
- I can feel their feelings.
- 467
- 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:51,381
- - You read minds?
- - No.
- 468
- 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,857
- Telepaths know thoughts.
- 469
- 00:34:54,017 --> 00:34:56,517
- Empaths feel feelings.
- 470
- 00:34:57,813 --> 00:34:58,813
- Emotions.
- 471
- 00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:02,486
- May I?
- 472
- 00:35:03,527 --> 00:35:05,077
- All right.
- 473
- 00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:15,838
- You feel love.
- 474
- 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,376
- Yeah. I guess I feel a general,
- unselfish love for just about everybody.
- 475
- 00:35:20,544 --> 00:35:21,674
- No!
- 476
- 00:35:21,837 --> 00:35:23,837
- Romantic, sexual love.
- 477
- 00:35:24,006 --> 00:35:25,346
- No, I don't.
- 478
- 00:35:25,507 --> 00:35:27,177
- - For her!
- - No!
- 479
- 00:35:30,512 --> 00:35:31,722
- Okay.
- 480
- 00:35:34,683 --> 00:35:36,853
- She just told everyone your deepest,
- darkest secret!
- 481
- 00:35:37,019 --> 00:35:39,359
- Dude, I think
- you're overreacting a little bit!
- 482
- 00:35:39,521 --> 00:35:40,891
- You must be so embarrassed!
- 483
- 00:35:44,735 --> 00:35:46,615
- Do me! Do me!
- 484
- 00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:54,867
- I have never felt such humor!
- 485
- 00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,413
- So unbelievably uncool.
- 486
- 00:36:01,752 --> 00:36:02,962
- Quill.
- 487
- 00:36:05,547 --> 00:36:09,557
- Touch me, and the only thing
- you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.
- 488
- 00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:18,610
- I can also alter emotions
- to some extent.
- 489
- 00:36:18,769 --> 00:36:19,769
- Yeah, like what?
- 490
- 00:36:20,562 --> 00:36:23,642
- If I touch someone who is sad...
- 491
- 00:36:23,816 --> 00:36:26,566
- I can ease them into contentment
- for a short while.
- 492
- 00:36:26,735 --> 00:36:30,575
- I can make a stubborn
- person compliant.
- 493
- 00:36:30,739 --> 00:36:33,749
- But I mostly use it
- to help my master sleep.
- 494
- 00:36:33,909 --> 00:36:37,749
- He lies awake at night
- thinking about his progeny.
- 495
- 00:36:39,957 --> 00:36:41,167
- Do one of those on me.
- 496
- 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,421
- Sleep.
- 497
- 00:37:40,184 --> 00:37:41,724
- I love this song.
- 498
- 00:38:13,509 --> 00:38:14,849
- There!
- 499
- 00:39:35,132 --> 00:39:37,672
- Ain't so tough now without
- all your toys...
- 500
- 00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:38,843
- are you?
- 501
- 00:39:42,014 --> 00:39:43,094
- Move!
- 502
- 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,035
- Crap.
- 503
- 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:07,960
- Hey there, rat!
- 504
- 00:40:08,123 --> 00:40:10,583
- How's it going, you blue idiot?
- 505
- 00:40:10,959 --> 00:40:13,049
- Not so bad.
- 506
- 00:40:13,212 --> 00:40:15,582
- We got ourselves a pretty good
- little gig here.
- 507
- 00:40:15,756 --> 00:40:18,556
- This golden gal with
- quite a high opinion of herself...
- 508
- 00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:22,637
- has offered us a large sum to deliver
- you and your pals over to her...
- 509
- 00:40:22,805 --> 00:40:25,435
- because she wants to kill y'all.
- 510
- 00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:26,809
- Your friend...
- 511
- 00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:28,605
- There's too many of them.
- 512
- 00:40:28,769 --> 00:40:31,989
- He needs my help.
- If you care about him...
- 513
- 00:40:32,147 --> 00:40:34,897
- you need to get me out of these bonds.
- 514
- 00:40:35,442 --> 00:40:37,312
- They are going to kill him!
- 515
- 00:40:37,486 --> 00:40:39,656
- I tell you, it was pretty easy
- to find you.
- 516
- 00:40:39,822 --> 00:40:41,782
- I put a tracer
- on your ship back there...
- 517
- 00:40:41,949 --> 00:40:43,329
- during the war over Xandar.
- 518
- 00:40:43,826 --> 00:40:46,166
- Give me your word
- you won't hurt Groot...
- 519
- 00:40:46,328 --> 00:40:48,338
- and I'll tell you
- where the batteries are.
- 520
- 00:40:49,081 --> 00:40:51,491
- Lucky for you, my word
- don't mean squat.
- 521
- 00:40:51,959 --> 00:40:54,259
- Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over.
- 522
- 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:55,759
- Otherwise, you'd what?
- 523
- 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:58,292
- We'll take them batteries.
- 524
- 00:40:58,465 --> 00:41:02,015
- They're worth what?
- A quarter mill on the open market?
- 525
- 00:41:02,177 --> 00:41:04,517
- That Priestess offered us a million.
- 526
- 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:07,350
- A quarter is only one third of that!
- 527
- 00:41:07,516 --> 00:41:08,686
- A quarter ain't a third.
- 528
- 00:41:08,851 --> 00:41:10,681
- A quarter is 25.
- 529
- 00:41:10,853 --> 00:41:11,853
- No.
- 530
- 00:41:11,937 --> 00:41:14,357
- We can't even buy a pair of boots
- with 25 units.
- 531
- 00:41:14,523 --> 00:41:15,353
- Enough!
- 532
- 00:41:15,524 --> 00:41:20,484
- The point is, we ain't stupid enough
- to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy!
- 533
- 00:41:20,863 --> 00:41:23,363
- The whole dang Nova Corps
- would be on us.
- 534
- 00:41:23,532 --> 00:41:25,452
- That ain't right!
- 535
- 00:41:26,201 --> 00:41:29,281
- I just gotta say it
- this one time, Captain.
- 536
- 00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:31,704
- No matter how many times
- Quill betrays you...
- 537
- 00:41:31,874 --> 00:41:34,704
- you protect him
- like none of the rest of us much matter!
- 538
- 00:41:34,877 --> 00:41:35,877
- Yeah!
- 539
- 00:41:36,044 --> 00:41:37,544
- I'm the one what sticks up for you!
- 540
- 00:41:37,713 --> 00:41:38,713
- Take it easy, Kraglin.
- 541
- 00:41:38,881 --> 00:41:41,381
- Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft.
- 542
- 00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:44,680
- Suppose it's time for a change
- in leadership.
- 543
- 00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:51,933
- Put your damn guns down!
- 544
- 00:41:52,102 --> 00:41:53,352
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 545
- 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,980
- There must be some kind of
- peaceful resolution to this, fellas.
- 546
- 00:41:57,149 --> 00:42:00,029
- Or even a violent one
- where I'm standing over there.
- 547
- 00:42:19,087 --> 00:42:20,757
- Well, hello, boys.
- 548
- 00:42:26,428 --> 00:42:28,138
- It's not ripe.
- 549
- 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:16,184
- Welcome, everyone, to my world.
- 550
- 00:43:16,353 --> 00:43:18,773
- Wow. You have your own planet?
- 551
- 00:43:18,939 --> 00:43:22,739
- Come on.
- No larger than your Earth's Moon.
- 552
- 00:43:22,943 --> 00:43:24,443
- Humility.
- 553
- 00:43:24,611 --> 00:43:25,981
- I like it.
- 554
- 00:43:26,363 --> 00:43:28,823
- I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
- 555
- 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:15,290
- You own a planet and can destroy
- two dozen spaceships without a suit.
- 556
- 00:44:15,954 --> 00:44:17,744
- What are you exactly?
- 557
- 00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:22,256
- I'm what's called
- a Celestial, sweetheart.
- 558
- 00:44:23,504 --> 00:44:26,084
- A Celestial, like a god?
- 559
- 00:44:27,758 --> 00:44:29,678
- Small "g," son.
- 560
- 00:44:29,843 --> 00:44:32,673
- At least on the days
- I'm feeling humble as Drax.
- 561
- 00:44:44,316 --> 00:44:45,316
- Whoa!
- 562
- 00:44:47,152 --> 00:44:50,482
- I don't know where I came from exactly.
- 563
- 00:44:50,656 --> 00:44:52,656
- First thing I remember is flickering...
- 564
- 00:44:53,242 --> 00:44:55,112
- adrift in the cosmos utterly...
- 565
- 00:44:56,078 --> 00:44:58,628
- and entirely alone.
- 566
- 00:44:59,706 --> 00:45:01,586
- Over millions of years...
- 567
- 00:45:01,750 --> 00:45:05,290
- I learned to control the molecules
- around me.
- 568
- 00:45:05,629 --> 00:45:08,799
- I grew smarter and stronger.
- 569
- 00:45:10,759 --> 00:45:13,729
- And I continued building from there...
- 570
- 00:45:13,887 --> 00:45:15,977
- layer by layer...
- 571
- 00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:18,770
- the very planet you walk on now.
- 572
- 00:45:18,934 --> 00:45:20,224
- Whoa.
- 573
- 00:45:20,853 --> 00:45:22,063
- But I wanted more.
- 574
- 00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:24,858
- I desired...
- 575
- 00:45:25,399 --> 00:45:26,529
- meaning.
- 576
- 00:45:27,693 --> 00:45:31,653
- "There must be some life out there
- in the universe...
- 577
- 00:45:31,822 --> 00:45:34,612
- "besides just me," I thought.
- 578
- 00:45:34,783 --> 00:45:38,783
- And so, I set myself the task
- of finding it.
- 579
- 00:45:39,121 --> 00:45:40,581
- I created...
- 580
- 00:45:40,747 --> 00:45:44,377
- what I imagined biological life
- to be like...
- 581
- 00:45:44,543 --> 00:45:48,293
- down to the most minute detail.
- 582
- 00:45:49,423 --> 00:45:50,713
- Did you make a penis?
- 583
- 00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:52,133
- Dude!
- 584
- 00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:53,461
- What is wrong with you?
- 585
- 00:45:53,635 --> 00:45:56,725
- If he is a planet, how could he
- make a baby with your mother?
- 586
- 00:45:56,889 --> 00:45:57,889
- He would smush her!
- 587
- 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:02,260
- I don't need to hear how my parents...
- 588
- 00:46:03,479 --> 00:46:04,479
- Why?
- 589
- 00:46:05,272 --> 00:46:07,522
- My father would tell the
- story of impregnating
- 590
- 00:46:07,608 --> 00:46:08,988
- my mother every winter solstice.
- 591
- 00:46:09,026 --> 00:46:10,446
- That's disgusting.
- 592
- 00:46:10,611 --> 00:46:12,071
- It was beautiful.
- 593
- 00:46:13,322 --> 00:46:14,862
- You Earthers have hang-ups.
- 594
- 00:46:15,407 --> 00:46:17,537
- Yes, Drax, I got a penis.
- 595
- 00:46:18,368 --> 00:46:19,368
- Thank you!
- 596
- 00:46:19,536 --> 00:46:20,706
- It's not half bad.
- 597
- 00:46:22,498 --> 00:46:26,048
- I've also got pain receptors,
- and a digestive system...
- 598
- 00:46:26,210 --> 00:46:28,010
- and all the accompanying junk.
- 599
- 00:46:28,462 --> 00:46:33,092
- I wanted to experience
- what it truly meant to be human...
- 600
- 00:46:33,258 --> 00:46:36,268
- as I set out amongst the stars...
- 601
- 00:46:36,929 --> 00:46:39,099
- until I found...
- 602
- 00:46:39,264 --> 00:46:40,974
- what I sought.
- 603
- 00:46:42,518 --> 00:46:43,688
- Life.
- 604
- 00:46:45,437 --> 00:46:47,857
- I was not alone in the universe
- after all.
- 605
- 00:46:54,571 --> 00:46:56,401
- When did you meet my mother?
- 606
- 00:47:00,577 --> 00:47:02,327
- Not long after.
- 607
- 00:47:08,001 --> 00:47:12,671
- It was with Meredith
- that I first experienced love.
- 608
- 00:47:16,552 --> 00:47:19,722
- I called her my river lily.
- 609
- 00:47:24,017 --> 00:47:26,607
- And from that love, Peter...
- 610
- 00:47:30,149 --> 00:47:31,359
- you.
- 611
- 00:47:38,657 --> 00:47:42,167
- I have searched for you for so long.
- 612
- 00:47:43,745 --> 00:47:45,455
- And when I heard of a man from Earth...
- 613
- 00:47:45,622 --> 00:47:49,372
- who held an Infinity Stone
- in his hand without dying...
- 614
- 00:47:51,128 --> 00:47:54,178
- I knew you must be the son
- of the woman I loved.
- 615
- 00:47:55,674 --> 00:47:58,094
- If you loved her, why did you leave her?
- 616
- 00:48:19,156 --> 00:48:21,036
- This is mutiny!
- 617
- 00:48:21,825 --> 00:48:24,115
- This is mutiny!
- 618
- 00:48:24,286 --> 00:48:26,876
- This is mutiny!
- 619
- 00:48:38,634 --> 00:48:40,054
- You're scum!
- 620
- 00:49:15,796 --> 00:49:16,796
- Captain!
- 621
- 00:49:16,839 --> 00:49:19,349
- Help me! Please!
- 622
- 00:49:19,508 --> 00:49:21,098
- Captain!
- 623
- 00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:26,096
- You're the one what killed those men...
- 624
- 00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,470
- by leading them down the wrong path.
- 625
- 00:49:29,351 --> 00:49:31,061
- Because you're weak.
- 626
- 00:49:33,438 --> 00:49:35,028
- And stupid!
- 627
- 00:49:37,067 --> 00:49:39,027
- It's time for the Ravagers...
- 628
- 00:49:39,194 --> 00:49:43,034
- to rise once again to glory
- with a new captain...
- 629
- 00:49:43,824 --> 00:49:45,494
- Taserface!
- 630
- 00:49:53,167 --> 00:49:56,797
- I'm sorry. Your name is...
- 631
- 00:49:56,962 --> 00:49:58,672
- It's Taserface?
- 632
- 00:49:59,089 --> 00:50:00,389
- That's right.
- 633
- 00:50:00,757 --> 00:50:03,137
- Do you shoot tasers out of your face?
- 634
- 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,630
- It's metaphorical!
- 635
- 00:50:05,804 --> 00:50:06,804
- Yeah!
- 636
- 00:50:10,309 --> 00:50:11,309
- For what?
- 637
- 00:50:13,604 --> 00:50:16,184
- For it is a name what strikes fear...
- 638
- 00:50:16,356 --> 00:50:19,156
- into the hearts of anyone what hears it.
- 639
- 00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:23,070
- Okay.
- 640
- 00:50:23,655 --> 00:50:24,865
- Okay...
- 641
- 00:50:25,032 --> 00:50:26,282
- whatever you say.
- 642
- 00:50:26,783 --> 00:50:28,033
- You shut up.
- 643
- 00:50:28,202 --> 00:50:29,492
- You're next.
- 644
- 00:50:29,786 --> 00:50:33,876
- Udonta, I have waited
- a long time to do...
- 645
- 00:50:34,041 --> 00:50:35,041
- What?
- 646
- 00:50:36,168 --> 00:50:39,088
- I'm sorry. I am so sorry!
- 647
- 00:50:39,254 --> 00:50:42,254
- I just keep imagining you
- waking up in the morning, sir...
- 648
- 00:50:42,424 --> 00:50:45,424
- looking in the mirror and then
- in all seriousness saying to yourself...
- 649
- 00:50:45,594 --> 00:50:49,304
- "You know what would be
- a really kick-ass name? Taserface!"
- 650
- 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:54,320
- That's how I hear you in my head!
- 651
- 00:50:55,103 --> 00:50:57,273
- What was your second choice?
- 652
- 00:50:57,439 --> 00:50:58,489
- Scrotum Hat?
- 653
- 00:51:01,610 --> 00:51:04,200
- New plan. We're killing you first.
- 654
- 00:51:05,614 --> 00:51:08,704
- Well, dying is certainly better
- than having to live an entire life...
- 655
- 00:51:08,867 --> 00:51:12,787
- as a moronic shitbag who thinks
- Taserface is a cool name.
- 656
- 00:51:12,955 --> 00:51:15,875
- That's enough killing for today.
- 657
- 00:51:19,837 --> 00:51:21,467
- She's the daughter of Thanos.
- 658
- 00:51:23,882 --> 00:51:25,922
- I thought you were the biggest sadist
- in the galaxy.
- 659
- 00:51:26,051 --> 00:51:28,881
- That was when Daddy
- was paying my bills.
- 660
- 00:51:29,054 --> 00:51:32,644
- The Priestess wants to
- kill the fox herself.
- 661
- 00:51:32,808 --> 00:51:35,818
- And he has bounties on his head
- in at least 12 Kree provinces.
- 662
- 00:51:37,479 --> 00:51:38,859
- I assure you...
- 663
- 00:51:39,022 --> 00:51:41,812
- I am not as easy a mark as an old man
- without his magic stick...
- 664
- 00:51:41,984 --> 00:51:43,864
- or a talking woodland beast.
- 665
- 00:51:45,237 --> 00:51:47,157
- I want 10% of the take...
- 666
- 00:51:48,824 --> 00:51:50,534
- and a couple more things.
- 667
- 00:51:52,369 --> 00:51:53,999
- We got a whole box of hands...
- 668
- 00:51:54,163 --> 00:51:55,993
- - if that one don't work out.
- - It is fine.
- 669
- 00:51:56,165 --> 00:51:59,375
- You think them Kree
- is gonna execute the captain?
- 670
- 00:51:59,543 --> 00:52:03,753
- The Kree consider themselves merciful.
- It will be painless.
- 671
- 00:52:03,922 --> 00:52:07,342
- Well, here it is.
- It's the best ship we got.
- 672
- 00:52:07,509 --> 00:52:09,179
- Location of Ego's planet in the nav.
- 673
- 00:52:09,344 --> 00:52:11,684
- We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid.
- 674
- 00:52:11,847 --> 00:52:14,017
- What are you gonna
- do with your share?
- 675
- 00:52:14,892 --> 00:52:15,762
- As a child, my father would have
- 676
- 00:52:15,851 --> 00:52:19,101
- Gamora and me battle
- one another in training.
- 677
- 00:52:19,897 --> 00:52:22,197
- Every time my sister prevailed...
- 678
- 00:52:22,357 --> 00:52:25,697
- my father would replace a piece of me
- with machinery...
- 679
- 00:52:25,861 --> 00:52:28,531
- claiming he wanted me to be her equal.
- 680
- 00:52:29,615 --> 00:52:31,445
- But she won...
- 681
- 00:52:31,617 --> 00:52:36,457
- again and again, and again,
- never once refraining.
- 682
- 00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,420
- So after I murder my sister...
- 683
- 00:52:40,584 --> 00:52:43,794
- I will buy a warship with
- every conceivable instrument of death.
- 684
- 00:52:43,962 --> 00:52:47,592
- I will hunt my father like a dog,
- and I will tear him apart slowly...
- 685
- 00:52:47,758 --> 00:52:49,218
- piece by piece...
- 686
- 00:52:49,384 --> 00:52:52,764
- until he knows some semblance
- of the profound and unceasing pain...
- 687
- 00:52:52,930 --> 00:52:56,100
- I know every single day.
- 688
- 00:52:57,893 --> 00:52:59,223
- Yeah.
- 689
- 00:52:59,728 --> 00:53:01,568
- I was talking about,
- like, a pretty necklace.
- 690
- 00:53:02,314 --> 00:53:04,234
- Or a nice hat.
- 691
- 00:53:04,399 --> 00:53:07,239
- Something to make the other girls go,
- "Ooh, that's nice!"
- 692
- 00:53:11,073 --> 00:53:14,243
- Anyways, happy trails.
- 693
- 00:53:22,084 --> 00:53:25,624
- My mother told everyone
- my father was from the stars.
- 694
- 00:53:27,297 --> 00:53:29,797
- She had brain cancer, so
- everyone thought she was delusional.
- 695
- 00:53:29,967 --> 00:53:30,967
- Peter...
- 696
- 00:53:31,135 --> 00:53:33,071
- Listen, I'd love to believe all of this,
- I really would.
- 697
- 00:53:33,095 --> 00:53:34,425
- But you left...
- 698
- 00:53:34,596 --> 00:53:37,476
- the most wonderful woman ever...
- 699
- 00:53:37,641 --> 00:53:39,101
- to die alone.
- 700
- 00:53:39,268 --> 00:53:42,688
- I didn't want to
- leave your mother, Peter.
- 701
- 00:53:42,855 --> 00:53:45,025
- If I don't return regularly
- to my planet...
- 702
- 00:53:45,190 --> 00:53:46,600
- and the light within it...
- 703
- 00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:48,275
- this form will wither and perish.
- 704
- 00:53:48,443 --> 00:53:50,483
- So why didn't you come back?
- Why did you send Yondu?
- 705
- 00:53:50,654 --> 00:53:52,614
- A criminal, of all people,
- to come and fetch me?
- 706
- 00:53:52,990 --> 00:53:54,870
- I loved your mother, Peter!
- 707
- 00:53:55,033 --> 00:53:57,453
- I couldn't stand to set foot
- on an Earth...
- 708
- 00:53:57,619 --> 00:54:00,459
- where she wasn't living!
- You can't imagine what that's like!
- 709
- 00:54:00,622 --> 00:54:03,042
- I know exactly what that feels like!
- 710
- 00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:04,958
- I had to watch her die!
- 711
- 00:54:09,339 --> 00:54:13,469
- Over the millions and millions of years
- of my existence...
- 712
- 00:54:13,635 --> 00:54:16,135
- I've made many mistakes, Peter.
- 713
- 00:54:16,972 --> 00:54:19,182
- But you're not one of them.
- 714
- 00:54:20,976 --> 00:54:24,726
- Please give me the chance to be
- the father she would want me to be.
- 715
- 00:54:29,985 --> 00:54:34,735
- There's so much that I need to
- teach you about this planet...
- 716
- 00:54:34,907 --> 00:54:36,657
- and the light within.
- 717
- 00:54:36,992 --> 00:54:40,162
- They are a part of you, Peter.
- 718
- 00:54:41,038 --> 00:54:42,708
- What do you mean?
- 719
- 00:54:43,499 --> 00:54:45,419
- Give me your hands, son.
- 720
- 00:54:46,376 --> 00:54:47,506
- Here.
- 721
- 00:54:48,378 --> 00:54:50,258
- Hold them like that.
- 722
- 00:54:56,178 --> 00:54:59,018
- Now, close your eyes and concentrate.
- 723
- 00:55:00,182 --> 00:55:03,222
- Take your brain
- to the center of this planet.
- 724
- 00:55:08,106 --> 00:55:08,946
- Yes!
- 725
- 00:55:09,107 --> 00:55:10,107
- Yes!
- 726
- 00:55:10,359 --> 00:55:12,029
- Whoa!
- 727
- 00:55:12,194 --> 00:55:13,614
- Yes! It's okay.
- 728
- 00:55:13,779 --> 00:55:14,869
- Just relax. Concentrate.
- 729
- 00:55:15,030 --> 00:55:17,190
- You can do it. Bring it back.
- 730
- 00:55:17,699 --> 00:55:18,789
- Yes!
- 731
- 00:55:20,410 --> 00:55:23,200
- Yes, now shape it.
- 732
- 00:55:23,539 --> 00:55:25,249
- Feel that energy.
- 733
- 00:55:29,419 --> 00:55:30,429
- Yes.
- 734
- 00:55:34,716 --> 00:55:36,096
- You're home.
- 735
- 00:55:38,595 --> 00:55:39,725
- Peter...
- 736
- 00:56:14,256 --> 00:56:17,176
- How did you get to this weird,
- dumb planet?
- 737
- 00:56:17,759 --> 00:56:20,639
- Ego found me in my larva state.
- 738
- 00:56:20,804 --> 00:56:22,304
- Orphaned on my homeworld.
- 739
- 00:56:23,265 --> 00:56:25,935
- He raised me by hand,
- and kept me as his own.
- 740
- 00:56:27,352 --> 00:56:28,772
- So you're a pet?
- 741
- 00:56:29,938 --> 00:56:31,278
- I suppose.
- 742
- 00:56:32,774 --> 00:56:35,154
- People usually want cute pets.
- 743
- 00:56:35,319 --> 00:56:37,619
- Why would Ego want
- such a hideous one?
- 744
- 00:56:37,779 --> 00:56:39,039
- I am hideous?
- 745
- 00:56:39,198 --> 00:56:41,448
- You are horrifying to look at. Yes.
- 746
- 00:56:44,536 --> 00:56:45,706
- But that's a good thing.
- 747
- 00:56:47,206 --> 00:56:48,846
- When you're ugly,
- and someone loves you...
- 748
- 00:56:48,957 --> 00:56:51,457
- you know they love you
- for who you are.
- 749
- 00:56:52,794 --> 00:56:55,214
- Beautiful people never know
- who to trust.
- 750
- 00:56:56,131 --> 00:56:59,051
- Well, then I'm certainly grateful
- to be ugly.
- 751
- 00:57:00,511 --> 00:57:03,631
- Those pools, they remind me of a time...
- 752
- 00:57:03,806 --> 00:57:07,396
- when I took my daughter
- to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld.
- 753
- 00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,890
- She was like you.
- 754
- 00:57:10,312 --> 00:57:11,812
- Disgusting?
- 755
- 00:57:12,815 --> 00:57:13,985
- Innocent.
- 756
- 00:57:47,266 --> 00:57:48,266
- Drax?
- 757
- 00:57:49,893 --> 00:57:51,563
- There's something I must tell you.
- 758
- 00:58:00,028 --> 00:58:01,028
- What's going on?
- 759
- 00:58:01,196 --> 00:58:03,116
- This gross bug lady is my new friend.
- 760
- 00:58:03,282 --> 00:58:06,742
- I'm learning many things,
- like I'm a pet and ugly.
- 761
- 00:58:07,077 --> 00:58:08,707
- You're not ugly. Drax!
- 762
- 00:58:08,871 --> 00:58:10,081
- What are you talking about?
- 763
- 00:58:10,247 --> 00:58:11,417
- Mantis...
- 764
- 00:58:11,874 --> 00:58:14,044
- can you show us
- where we'll be staying?
- 765
- 00:58:14,543 --> 00:58:16,303
- Why are there no other beings
- on this planet?
- 766
- 00:58:16,461 --> 00:58:18,541
- The planet is Ego.
- 767
- 00:58:18,714 --> 00:58:20,964
- A dog would not invite a flea
- to live on his back.
- 768
- 00:58:21,717 --> 00:58:22,967
- And you're not a flea?
- 769
- 00:58:23,135 --> 00:58:25,425
- I'm a flea with a purpose.
- 770
- 00:58:26,054 --> 00:58:27,724
- I help him sleep.
- 771
- 00:58:28,891 --> 00:58:32,061
- What were you about to say to Drax
- before I walked out?
- 772
- 00:58:37,065 --> 00:58:38,235
- Nothing.
- 773
- 00:58:39,067 --> 00:58:40,987
- Your quarters are this way.
- 774
- 00:58:48,577 --> 00:58:52,127
- We deliver you to the Kree
- in the morning.
- 775
- 00:58:54,416 --> 00:58:57,586
- Neither one of you will last
- much longer after that.
- 776
- 00:58:58,212 --> 00:59:00,252
- Okay, Taserface.
- 777
- 00:59:00,923 --> 00:59:02,963
- Hey, tell the other guys we said...
- 778
- 00:59:03,133 --> 00:59:04,593
- "Hi," Taserface!
- 779
- 00:59:09,765 --> 00:59:12,265
- What about this little plant?
- Can I smash it with a rock?
- 780
- 00:59:12,434 --> 00:59:13,934
- No, Gef.
- 781
- 00:59:14,102 --> 00:59:15,812
- It's too adorable to kill.
- 782
- 00:59:15,979 --> 00:59:17,899
- Take it to the tailor.
- 783
- 00:59:19,399 --> 00:59:22,779
- No offense, but your employees
- are a bunch of jerks.
- 784
- 00:59:25,113 --> 00:59:29,903
- I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years
- when Stakar freed me.
- 785
- 00:59:32,454 --> 00:59:35,124
- He offered me a place
- with the Ravagers.
- 786
- 00:59:35,290 --> 00:59:39,710
- He said all I needed to do
- was adhere to the code.
- 787
- 00:59:39,878 --> 00:59:41,628
- But I was young...
- 788
- 00:59:42,631 --> 00:59:46,091
- and greedy, and stupid.
- 789
- 00:59:47,052 --> 00:59:49,132
- Like you stealing those batteries.
- 790
- 00:59:49,304 --> 00:59:50,884
- That was mostly Drax.
- 791
- 00:59:52,307 --> 00:59:55,817
- Me and Stakar and the other captains...
- 792
- 00:59:56,812 --> 00:59:59,142
- we weren't so different from you
- and your friends.
- 793
- 01:00:00,107 --> 01:00:01,987
- The only family I ever had.
- 794
- 01:00:03,402 --> 01:00:05,112
- When I broke the code...
- 795
- 01:00:07,322 --> 01:00:08,992
- they exiled me.
- 796
- 01:00:10,325 --> 01:00:11,825
- This is what I deserve.
- 797
- 01:00:11,994 --> 01:00:13,664
- Slow down, drama queen.
- 798
- 01:00:13,829 --> 01:00:15,499
- You might deserve this,
- but I don't.
- 799
- 01:00:15,664 --> 01:00:17,454
- We gotta get outta here.
- 800
- 01:00:18,917 --> 01:00:20,127
- Where's Quill?
- 801
- 01:00:20,294 --> 01:00:21,834
- He went off with his old man.
- 802
- 01:00:23,505 --> 01:00:25,135
- - Ego?
- - Yeah.
- 803
- 01:00:25,299 --> 01:00:27,389
- It's a day for dumbass names.
- 804
- 01:00:30,429 --> 01:00:32,849
- You're smiling.
- And for a second, I got a warm feeling.
- 805
- 01:00:33,015 --> 01:00:35,685
- But then it was ruined
- by those disgusting-ass teeth.
- 806
- 01:00:35,851 --> 01:00:38,221
- You like a professional
- asshole or what?
- 807
- 01:00:38,395 --> 01:00:39,395
- Pretty much a pro.
- 808
- 01:00:39,521 --> 01:00:42,351
- Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego
- like you promised?
- 809
- 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:44,610
- He was skinny.
- 810
- 01:00:44,985 --> 01:00:49,195
- Could fit into places we couldn't.
- Good for thievin'.
- 811
- 01:00:54,119 --> 01:00:57,339
- I got an idea on how to get outta here.
- 812
- 01:00:58,207 --> 01:01:00,707
- But we're gonna need your little friend.
- 813
- 01:01:01,877 --> 01:01:04,337
- Mascot, mascot, mascot...
- 814
- 01:01:15,390 --> 01:01:17,680
- Little fellow's all worked up!
- He needs a drink!
- 815
- 01:01:23,774 --> 01:01:26,484
- Look how cute it is
- when it's all riled up.
- 816
- 01:01:26,652 --> 01:01:28,522
- He's goddang precious!
- 817
- 01:01:42,584 --> 01:01:44,294
- Hey, twig!
- 818
- 01:01:44,628 --> 01:01:46,088
- Come here.
- 819
- 01:01:46,505 --> 01:01:47,715
- Come on.
- 820
- 01:01:54,304 --> 01:01:55,304
- Aw, man...
- 821
- 01:01:55,389 --> 01:01:56,979
- what did they do to you?
- 822
- 01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:02,520
- Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?
- 823
- 01:02:03,313 --> 01:02:06,483
- There's something I need you to get,
- and bring back to me.
- 824
- 01:02:06,650 --> 01:02:10,770
- In the captain's quarters,
- there's a prototype fin...
- 825
- 01:02:10,946 --> 01:02:12,576
- the thing I wore on my head.
- 826
- 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:17,330
- There's a drawer next to the bunk.
- It's in that. It's red.
- 827
- 01:02:17,494 --> 01:02:18,784
- You got it?
- 828
- 01:02:52,446 --> 01:02:53,986
- That's my underwears.
- 829
- 01:02:54,156 --> 01:02:56,301
- Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know
- what you were talkin' about.
- 830
- 01:02:56,325 --> 01:02:58,455
- You have to explain it more careful.
- 831
- 01:02:59,953 --> 01:03:03,373
- It's a prototype fin.
- 832
- 01:03:08,837 --> 01:03:11,587
- That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
- 833
- 01:03:11,757 --> 01:03:13,427
- You explain it this time.
- 834
- 01:03:14,593 --> 01:03:16,133
- All right.
- 835
- 01:03:16,845 --> 01:03:18,725
- That's Vorker's eye.
- 836
- 01:03:18,889 --> 01:03:20,899
- He takes it out when he sleeps.
- 837
- 01:03:21,058 --> 01:03:22,398
- Go. Look again.
- 838
- 01:03:22,559 --> 01:03:23,979
- But leave the eye here.
- 839
- 01:03:24,603 --> 01:03:25,433
- Why?
- 840
- 01:03:25,604 --> 01:03:26,984
- He's gonna wake up tomorrow...
- 841
- 01:03:27,147 --> 01:03:29,487
- and he's not gonna know...
- 842
- 01:03:29,650 --> 01:03:31,490
- where his eye is!
- 843
- 01:03:38,116 --> 01:03:39,706
- That's a desk.
- 844
- 01:03:39,868 --> 01:03:42,668
- We told you it was this big.
- 845
- 01:03:48,544 --> 01:03:50,714
- Tell me you guys have
- a refrigerator somewhere...
- 846
- 01:03:50,879 --> 01:03:53,599
- with a bunch of severed human toes.
- 847
- 01:03:53,757 --> 01:03:57,467
- Okay. Then let's just agree
- to never discuss this.
- 848
- 01:04:00,639 --> 01:04:04,269
- The drawer you wanna open
- has this symbol on it.
- 849
- 01:04:04,434 --> 01:04:05,814
- Okay?
- 850
- 01:04:14,361 --> 01:04:16,231
- What? No!
- 851
- 01:04:16,405 --> 01:04:17,757
- He thinks you want him
- to wear it as a hat.
- 852
- 01:04:17,781 --> 01:04:18,991
- That's not what I said!
- 853
- 01:04:19,158 --> 01:04:21,288
- - I am Groot.
- - He's relieved you don't want him to.
- 854
- 01:04:21,451 --> 01:04:22,911
- - I am Groot.
- - He hates hats.
- 855
- 01:04:23,078 --> 01:04:23,878
- I am Groot.
- 856
- 01:04:24,037 --> 01:04:25,157
- On anyone, not just himself.
- 857
- 01:04:25,289 --> 01:04:26,129
- I am Groot.
- 858
- 01:04:26,290 --> 01:04:28,268
- One minute you think someone
- has a weird-shaped head...
- 859
- 01:04:28,292 --> 01:04:31,146
- the next minute it's just because
- you realize part of that head is the hat.
- 860
- 01:04:31,170 --> 01:04:32,550
- That's why you don't like hats?
- 861
- 01:04:33,630 --> 01:04:36,000
- This is an important conversation
- right now?
- 862
- 01:05:12,753 --> 01:05:13,753
- That ain't it.
- 863
- 01:05:23,555 --> 01:05:25,095
- I didn't mean to do a mutiny.
- 864
- 01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:29,900
- They killed all my friends.
- 865
- 01:05:33,941 --> 01:05:36,521
- Get the third quadrant ready
- for release.
- 866
- 01:05:43,242 --> 01:05:44,242
- One more thing.
- 867
- 01:05:45,994 --> 01:05:48,414
- You got any clones of Quill's old music
- on the ship?
- 868
- 01:06:39,214 --> 01:06:40,214
- He's got it!
- 869
- 01:06:40,382 --> 01:06:41,882
- Yondu's got the fin!
- 870
- 01:06:42,050 --> 01:06:43,050
- Go!
- 871
- 01:07:24,551 --> 01:07:25,551
- Down there!
- 872
- 01:09:24,129 --> 01:09:25,589
- You maniac.
- 873
- 01:09:27,508 --> 01:09:29,808
- The whole ship's gonna blow.
- 874
- 01:09:39,645 --> 01:09:41,225
- Not the whole ship.
- 875
- 01:09:58,288 --> 01:09:59,338
- Who is this?
- 876
- 01:09:59,498 --> 01:10:03,798
- I am sending you the coordinates
- for Yondu's ship.
- 877
- 01:10:04,253 --> 01:10:06,043
- - Release the quadrant!
- - Aye, Captain!
- 878
- 01:10:06,213 --> 01:10:08,713
- I only ask one thing.
- 879
- 01:10:09,216 --> 01:10:10,846
- That your High Priestess...
- 880
- 01:10:11,009 --> 01:10:14,599
- tell him the name of the man
- what sealed his fate.
- 881
- 01:10:15,556 --> 01:10:17,596
- Taserface!
- 882
- 01:10:41,039 --> 01:10:42,299
- Where to, Captain?
- 883
- 01:10:42,457 --> 01:10:43,457
- Ego.
- 884
- 01:10:45,085 --> 01:10:46,295
- No, boy!
- 885
- 01:10:54,011 --> 01:10:58,551
- It ain't healthy for a mammalian body
- to hop more than 50 jumps at a time.
- 886
- 01:10:58,724 --> 01:10:59,724
- I know that.
- 887
- 01:10:59,850 --> 01:11:02,360
- We are about to do 700!
- 888
- 01:11:16,074 --> 01:11:18,324
- So I guess this could all
- be mine someday.
- 889
- 01:11:19,578 --> 01:11:22,208
- Rocket? Rocket, are you there?
- 890
- 01:11:29,338 --> 01:11:31,048
- What are you doing, Peter?
- 891
- 01:11:33,342 --> 01:11:34,712
- Dance with me.
- 892
- 01:11:34,885 --> 01:11:36,345
- I'm not going to dance with you.
- 893
- 01:11:36,512 --> 01:11:38,262
- This is Sam Cooke...
- 894
- 01:11:38,806 --> 01:11:41,976
- one of the greatest Earth singers
- of all time.
- 895
- 01:12:11,129 --> 01:12:13,139
- Drax thinks you're not a dancer.
- 896
- 01:12:14,258 --> 01:12:16,808
- If you ever tell anyone about this...
- 897
- 01:12:16,969 --> 01:12:18,389
- I will kill you.
- 898
- 01:12:19,138 --> 01:12:23,018
- When are we gonna do something
- about this unspoken thing between us?
- 899
- 01:12:23,642 --> 01:12:25,062
- What unspoken thing?
- 900
- 01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,190
- This...
- 901
- 01:12:28,355 --> 01:12:31,145
- Cheers, Sam and Diane...
- 902
- 01:12:31,316 --> 01:12:33,906
- a guy and a girl on a TV show
- who dig each other...
- 903
- 01:12:34,069 --> 01:12:36,629
- but never say it because if they do,
- the ratings would go down...
- 904
- 01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:37,820
- sort of thing.
- 905
- 01:12:37,990 --> 01:12:39,450
- There's no unspoken thing.
- 906
- 01:12:41,368 --> 01:12:44,668
- Well, it's a catch-22, because if you
- said it, then it would be spoken...
- 907
- 01:12:44,830 --> 01:12:47,590
- and you would be a liar.
- So, by not saying it...
- 908
- 01:12:47,749 --> 01:12:51,879
- you are telling the truth,
- and admitting that there is.
- 909
- 01:12:52,045 --> 01:12:53,965
- No, that's not what I...
- 910
- 01:12:56,300 --> 01:13:00,350
- What we should be discussing right
- now is something about this place.
- 911
- 01:13:00,512 --> 01:13:02,302
- It doesn't feel right.
- 912
- 01:13:02,764 --> 01:13:04,934
- What are you talking about?
- 913
- 01:13:05,100 --> 01:13:06,494
- You're the one who wanted me
- to come here!
- 914
- 01:13:06,518 --> 01:13:07,768
- That girl Mantis...
- 915
- 01:13:07,936 --> 01:13:09,106
- she's afraid of something.
- 916
- 01:13:09,438 --> 01:13:11,608
- Why are you trying to take this
- away from me?
- 917
- 01:13:11,773 --> 01:13:12,853
- I'm not trying...
- 918
- 01:13:13,025 --> 01:13:14,945
- He's my father. He's blood.
- 919
- 01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:16,754
- You have blood on Earth
- and you never wanted to return there.
- 920
- 01:13:16,778 --> 01:13:19,038
- Again, you made me come here!
- 921
- 01:13:19,198 --> 01:13:21,259
- And Earth is the place
- where my mother died in front of me.
- 922
- 01:13:21,283 --> 01:13:23,993
- No, it's because that place is real,
- and this is a fantasy.
- 923
- 01:13:24,161 --> 01:13:26,831
- This is real! I'm only half human,
- remember?
- 924
- 01:13:26,997 --> 01:13:28,457
- That's the half I'm worried about.
- 925
- 01:13:28,999 --> 01:13:30,669
- I get it. You're jealous...
- 926
- 01:13:30,834 --> 01:13:33,164
- because I'm part-god,
- and you like when I'm the weak one.
- 927
- 01:13:33,337 --> 01:13:35,967
- You were insufferable to begin with.
- 928
- 01:13:36,131 --> 01:13:37,317
- I haven't been able to reach Rocket.
- 929
- 01:13:37,341 --> 01:13:38,943
- I'm gonna go outside,
- and I'm gonna try and get a signal.
- 930
- 01:13:38,967 --> 01:13:41,807
- You know what?
- This is not Cheers after all!
- 931
- 01:13:41,970 --> 01:13:44,800
- This is whatever the show is where
- one person is willing...
- 932
- 01:13:44,973 --> 01:13:46,573
- to open themselves up
- to new possibility,
- 933
- 01:13:46,642 --> 01:13:48,472
- and the other person is a jerk...
- 934
- 01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:52,230
- who doesn't trust anybody!
- It's a show that doesn't exist.
- 935
- 01:13:52,397 --> 01:13:53,897
- That's why it would get zero ratings!
- 936
- 01:13:54,316 --> 01:13:56,316
- I don't know what Cheers is!
- 937
- 01:13:56,652 --> 01:13:59,692
- I finally found my family.
- Don't you understand that?
- 938
- 01:14:00,864 --> 01:14:02,494
- I thought you already had.
- 939
- 01:14:32,020 --> 01:14:33,220
- Damn it.
- 940
- 01:15:06,388 --> 01:15:07,478
- Psychopath!
- 941
- 01:17:17,853 --> 01:17:19,683
- Are you kidding me?
- 942
- 01:17:46,089 --> 01:17:47,089
- I win.
- 943
- 01:17:47,549 --> 01:17:49,759
- I win. I bested you in combat.
- 944
- 01:17:49,927 --> 01:17:51,847
- No. I saved your life.
- 945
- 01:17:52,012 --> 01:17:53,842
- Well, you were stupid enough
- to let me live.
- 946
- 01:17:54,014 --> 01:17:55,014
- You let me live!
- 947
- 01:17:55,182 --> 01:17:56,932
- I don't need you always
- trying to beat me!
- 948
- 01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:58,203
- I'm not the one that just flew across
- 949
- 01:17:58,227 --> 01:17:59,867
- the universe just
- because I wanted to win.
- 950
- 01:17:59,895 --> 01:18:01,435
- Do not tell me what I want.
- 951
- 01:18:01,605 --> 01:18:03,125
- I don't need to tell you
- what you want!
- 952
- 01:18:03,190 --> 01:18:04,200
- It's obvious!
- 953
- 01:18:04,358 --> 01:18:07,448
- You were the one who wanted to win.
- And I just wanted a sister!
- 954
- 01:18:15,202 --> 01:18:16,742
- You were all I had.
- 955
- 01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,920
- But you were the one
- who needed to win.
- 956
- 01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:24,294
- Thanos pulled my eye from my head...
- 957
- 01:18:25,087 --> 01:18:27,087
- and my brain from my skull...
- 958
- 01:18:28,257 --> 01:18:30,137
- and my arm from my body...
- 959
- 01:18:31,927 --> 01:18:34,057
- because of you.
- 960
- 01:18:54,908 --> 01:18:55,958
- You all right, son?
- 961
- 01:18:59,288 --> 01:19:01,958
- I saw your girl stomp off
- a little earlier in quite a huff.
- 962
- 01:19:02,583 --> 01:19:03,913
- Yeah.
- 963
- 01:19:04,084 --> 01:19:05,794
- It's fortuitous...
- 964
- 01:19:05,961 --> 01:19:07,211
- you listening to this song.
- 965
- 01:19:07,379 --> 01:19:09,009
- - You know...
- - Brandy?
- 966
- 01:19:09,506 --> 01:19:10,596
- By Looking Glass?
- 967
- 01:19:12,342 --> 01:19:13,712
- A favorite of your mom's.
- 968
- 01:19:14,595 --> 01:19:16,135
- Yeah, it was.
- 969
- 01:19:16,555 --> 01:19:18,315
- One of Earth's greatest
- musical compositions.
- 970
- 01:19:18,390 --> 01:19:20,470
- Perhaps its very greatest.
- 971
- 01:19:20,642 --> 01:19:21,642
- Yes!
- 972
- 01:19:21,810 --> 01:19:24,980
- Peter, you and I,
- we're the sailor in that song.
- 973
- 01:19:27,191 --> 01:19:29,101
- He came on a summer's day
- 974
- 01:19:29,443 --> 01:19:31,943
- Bringing gifts from far away
- 975
- 01:19:33,989 --> 01:19:36,449
- Like the child I put in your mother...
- 976
- 01:19:36,617 --> 01:19:38,667
- or the freedom you brought Gamora.
- 977
- 01:19:40,746 --> 01:19:43,746
- Brandy, you're a fine girl
- 978
- 01:19:43,916 --> 01:19:46,586
- What a good wife you would be
- 979
- 01:19:47,669 --> 01:19:50,299
- My life, my love
- 980
- 01:19:50,464 --> 01:19:53,754
- My lady is the sea
- 981
- 01:19:53,926 --> 01:19:55,766
- The sea calls the sailor back.
- 982
- 01:19:55,928 --> 01:19:58,518
- He loves the girl,
- but that's not his place.
- 983
- 01:19:59,264 --> 01:20:03,264
- The sea calls upon him
- as history calls upon great men.
- 984
- 01:20:04,436 --> 01:20:07,986
- And sometimes we are deprived
- the pleasures of mortals.
- 985
- 01:20:08,524 --> 01:20:10,654
- Well, you may not be mortal, but me...
- 986
- 01:20:10,818 --> 01:20:11,948
- No, Peter...
- 987
- 01:20:12,110 --> 01:20:14,110
- death will remain a stranger
- to both of us...
- 988
- 01:20:14,530 --> 01:20:16,700
- as long as the light
- burns within the planet.
- 989
- 01:20:17,658 --> 01:20:18,748
- I'm immortal?
- 990
- 01:20:20,994 --> 01:20:21,994
- Really?
- 991
- 01:20:22,162 --> 01:20:24,992
- Yes! As long as the light exists.
- 992
- 01:20:26,041 --> 01:20:29,291
- And I can use the light
- to build cool things...
- 993
- 01:20:29,461 --> 01:20:31,751
- like how you made this whole planet?
- 994
- 01:20:31,922 --> 01:20:34,292
- It might take you
- a few million years of practice...
- 995
- 01:20:34,466 --> 01:20:36,676
- before you get really good at it.
- But, yes!
- 996
- 01:20:36,844 --> 01:20:37,884
- What!
- 997
- 01:20:38,178 --> 01:20:41,648
- Get ready for an 800-foot statue
- of Pac-Man with Skeletor...
- 998
- 01:20:41,807 --> 01:20:42,847
- and Heather Locklear.
- 999
- 01:20:43,016 --> 01:20:44,176
- You can do anything you want.
- 1000
- 01:20:44,309 --> 01:20:45,649
- I'm gonna make some weird shit.
- 1001
- 01:20:45,811 --> 01:20:48,981
- But you know, Peter,
- it is a tremendous responsibility.
- 1002
- 01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:51,658
- Only we can remake the universe.
- 1003
- 01:20:51,817 --> 01:20:54,277
- Only we can take the bridle
- of the cosmos...
- 1004
- 01:20:54,444 --> 01:20:57,284
- and lead it to where it needs to go.
- 1005
- 01:20:58,448 --> 01:20:59,498
- How?
- 1006
- 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:11,470
- Come with me.
- 1007
- 01:21:21,346 --> 01:21:22,976
- Drax, Drax. Drax!
- 1008
- 01:21:23,348 --> 01:21:25,018
- Drax! We need to talk.
- 1009
- 01:21:27,102 --> 01:21:28,932
- I'm sorry.
- 1010
- 01:21:29,104 --> 01:21:31,274
- But I like a woman
- with some meat on her bones.
- 1011
- 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,530
- What?
- 1012
- 01:21:32,691 --> 01:21:35,941
- I tried to let you down easily
- by telling you I found you disgusting.
- 1013
- 01:21:36,111 --> 01:21:37,571
- No, that's not what I...
- 1014
- 01:21:41,074 --> 01:21:42,494
- What are you doing?
- 1015
- 01:21:43,076 --> 01:21:45,456
- I'm imagining being with you physically.
- 1016
- 01:21:45,621 --> 01:21:46,911
- Drax...
- 1017
- 01:21:47,456 --> 01:21:48,626
- I don't like you like that.
- 1018
- 01:21:48,790 --> 01:21:50,750
- I don't even like
- the type of thing you are.
- 1019
- 01:21:51,251 --> 01:21:53,711
- Hey! There's no need to get personal.
- 1020
- 01:21:53,879 --> 01:21:56,429
- Listen! Ego's gotten exactly
- what he wanted.
- 1021
- 01:21:56,590 --> 01:21:58,390
- I should have told you earlier.
- 1022
- 01:21:58,550 --> 01:22:01,670
- I'm stupid. You are in danger.
- 1023
- 01:22:07,392 --> 01:22:08,392
- What is that?
- 1024
- 01:22:11,897 --> 01:22:15,447
- Now, you need to readjust the way
- you process life.
- 1025
- 01:22:15,609 --> 01:22:18,699
- Everything around us,
- including the girl...
- 1026
- 01:22:18,862 --> 01:22:22,322
- Everything is temporary.
- 1027
- 01:22:22,491 --> 01:22:25,411
- We are forever.
- 1028
- 01:22:25,577 --> 01:22:26,917
- Doesn't eternity get boring?
- 1029
- 01:22:27,079 --> 01:22:29,499
- Not if you have a purpose, Peter...
- 1030
- 01:22:29,665 --> 01:22:31,625
- which is why you're here.
- 1031
- 01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,912
- I told you how all those years ago...
- 1032
- 01:22:34,086 --> 01:22:38,216
- I had an unceasing impulse to find life.
- 1033
- 01:22:38,382 --> 01:22:42,422
- But what I did not tell you was how,
- when I finally did find it...
- 1034
- 01:22:43,178 --> 01:22:44,478
- it was all so...
- 1035
- 01:22:46,932 --> 01:22:48,762
- disappointing.
- 1036
- 01:22:49,101 --> 01:22:52,601
- And that is when I came...
- 1037
- 01:22:52,771 --> 01:22:56,481
- to a profound realization.
- 1038
- 01:22:57,776 --> 01:23:01,906
- My innate desire to seek out
- other life...
- 1039
- 01:23:02,447 --> 01:23:06,617
- was not so that I could
- walk among that life.
- 1040
- 01:23:08,912 --> 01:23:10,082
- Peter...
- 1041
- 01:23:11,039 --> 01:23:14,259
- I have found meaning.
- 1042
- 01:23:34,146 --> 01:23:35,486
- I see it.
- 1043
- 01:23:37,941 --> 01:23:39,771
- Eternity!
- 1044
- 01:23:40,110 --> 01:23:41,610
- Oh, my God.
- 1045
- 01:23:52,206 --> 01:23:54,296
- We need to get off this planet.
- 1046
- 01:24:07,971 --> 01:24:09,261
- Oh, man.
- 1047
- 01:24:09,431 --> 01:24:11,851
- Anyway, before I was
- so rudely interrupted...
- 1048
- 01:24:12,017 --> 01:24:14,897
- At that time,
- I was a Federal Express man.
- 1049
- 01:24:25,823 --> 01:24:27,863
- What the hell you doing, boy?
- 1050
- 01:24:28,033 --> 01:24:30,113
- I could tell
- by how you talked about him...
- 1051
- 01:24:30,285 --> 01:24:31,615
- this Ego is bad news.
- 1052
- 01:24:31,787 --> 01:24:33,417
- We're here to save Quill.
- 1053
- 01:24:33,580 --> 01:24:37,620
- For what? Huh?
- For honor? For love?
- 1054
- 01:24:37,835 --> 01:24:40,715
- No. I don't care about those things.
- 1055
- 01:24:40,879 --> 01:24:43,179
- I wanna save Quill so I can prove
- I'm better than him!
- 1056
- 01:24:43,340 --> 01:24:46,170
- I can lord this over him forever.
- 1057
- 01:24:47,886 --> 01:24:49,766
- What are you laughing at me for?
- 1058
- 01:24:50,347 --> 01:24:55,067
- You can fool yourself and everyone
- else, but you can't fool me.
- 1059
- 01:24:55,227 --> 01:24:56,437
- I know who you are.
- 1060
- 01:24:56,603 --> 01:24:58,893
- You don't know anything
- about me, loser.
- 1061
- 01:24:59,064 --> 01:25:01,314
- I know everything about you.
- 1062
- 01:25:01,817 --> 01:25:04,197
- I know you play like
- you're the meanest and the hardest...
- 1063
- 01:25:04,361 --> 01:25:05,964
- but, actually,
- you're the most scared of all.
- 1064
- 01:25:05,988 --> 01:25:06,828
- Shut up!
- 1065
- 01:25:06,989 --> 01:25:09,289
- I know you steal batteries
- you don't need...
- 1066
- 01:25:09,449 --> 01:25:12,039
- and you push away anyone
- who's willing to put up with you...
- 1067
- 01:25:12,202 --> 01:25:13,638
- because just a little bit of love...
- 1068
- 01:25:13,662 --> 01:25:16,992
- reminds you how big and empty
- that hole inside you actually is.
- 1069
- 01:25:17,332 --> 01:25:18,582
- I said shut up!
- 1070
- 01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:22,122
- I know them scientists what made you,
- never gave a rat's ass about you.
- 1071
- 01:25:22,296 --> 01:25:23,586
- I'm serious, dude!
- 1072
- 01:25:23,755 --> 01:25:26,345
- Just like my own damn parents
- who sold me...
- 1073
- 01:25:26,508 --> 01:25:28,518
- their own little baby,
- into slavery.
- 1074
- 01:25:29,011 --> 01:25:31,261
- I know who you are, boy.
- 1075
- 01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:33,440
- Because you're me.
- 1076
- 01:25:39,980 --> 01:25:42,060
- What kind of a pair are we?
- 1077
- 01:25:43,358 --> 01:25:46,408
- The kind that's about to go fight
- a planet, I reckon.
- 1078
- 01:25:46,570 --> 01:25:49,740
- All right, okay! Good. Wait.
- 1079
- 01:25:50,157 --> 01:25:51,577
- Fight a what?
- 1080
- 01:25:55,954 --> 01:25:56,954
- Who are you people?
- 1081
- 01:25:57,080 --> 01:25:58,080
- What is this place?
- 1082
- 01:25:58,207 --> 01:25:59,207
- Gamora, let her go!
- 1083
- 01:25:59,374 --> 01:26:01,544
- The bodies in the caverns...
- Who are they?
- 1084
- 01:26:01,710 --> 01:26:04,000
- You are scared.
- 1085
- 01:26:07,424 --> 01:26:10,304
- I call it the Expansion.
- 1086
- 01:26:11,428 --> 01:26:14,728
- It is my purpose...
- 1087
- 01:26:14,890 --> 01:26:18,400
- and now it is yours as well.
- 1088
- 01:26:19,269 --> 01:26:20,859
- It's beautiful.
- 1089
- 01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:23,270
- Over thousands of years...
- 1090
- 01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:27,560
- I implanted thousands of extensions
- of myself...
- 1091
- 01:26:27,736 --> 01:26:30,446
- on thousands of worlds.
- 1092
- 01:26:30,614 --> 01:26:34,404
- I need to fulfill life's
- one true purpose...
- 1093
- 01:26:34,576 --> 01:26:36,456
- To grow and spread...
- 1094
- 01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:39,750
- covering all that exists...
- 1095
- 01:26:39,915 --> 01:26:44,085
- until everything is...
- 1096
- 01:26:45,379 --> 01:26:46,379
- Me!
- 1097
- 01:26:47,172 --> 01:26:49,422
- What did she do to me?
- 1098
- 01:26:49,591 --> 01:26:51,301
- She already told me everything.
- 1099
- 01:26:51,468 --> 01:26:53,928
- I only had one problem.
- 1100
- 01:26:54,638 --> 01:26:59,688
- A single Celestial doesn't have
- enough power for such an enterprise.
- 1101
- 01:26:59,852 --> 01:27:01,972
- But two Celestials...
- 1102
- 01:27:02,146 --> 01:27:05,446
- Well, now, that just might do.
- 1103
- 01:27:08,193 --> 01:27:09,563
- The bodies...
- 1104
- 01:27:10,320 --> 01:27:12,730
- are his children.
- 1105
- 01:27:13,157 --> 01:27:14,447
- Out of all my labors...
- 1106
- 01:27:14,616 --> 01:27:16,746
- the most beguiling was...
- 1107
- 01:27:16,910 --> 01:27:20,330
- attempting to graft my DNA
- with that of another species.
- 1108
- 01:27:20,497 --> 01:27:23,417
- I hoped the result of such a coupling
- would be enough...
- 1109
- 01:27:23,584 --> 01:27:25,504
- to power the Expansion.
- 1110
- 01:27:26,503 --> 01:27:29,003
- I had Yondu deliver
- some of them to me.
- 1111
- 01:27:29,173 --> 01:27:32,673
- It broke the Ravager code, but
- I compensated him generously...
- 1112
- 01:27:32,843 --> 01:27:36,423
- and to ease his conscience,
- I said I'd never hurt them.
- 1113
- 01:27:36,597 --> 01:27:39,227
- I mean, that was true.
- They never felt a thing.
- 1114
- 01:27:39,391 --> 01:27:42,681
- But one after the other, they failed me.
- 1115
- 01:27:42,853 --> 01:27:46,693
- Not one of them carried
- the Celestial genes.
- 1116
- 01:27:46,857 --> 01:27:48,107
- Until you, Peter.
- 1117
- 01:27:49,318 --> 01:27:51,908
- Out of all my spawn...
- 1118
- 01:27:52,070 --> 01:27:56,150
- only you carried the connection
- to the light.
- 1119
- 01:27:56,325 --> 01:27:59,205
- We need to find Peter now,
- and get off this damn planet.
- 1120
- 01:27:59,369 --> 01:28:01,959
- Ego will have won him
- to his side by now.
- 1121
- 01:28:03,165 --> 01:28:04,545
- - Then we just go.
- - No!
- 1122
- 01:28:04,708 --> 01:28:06,968
- - He's our friend.
- - All any of you do...
- 1123
- 01:28:07,127 --> 01:28:09,297
- is yell at each other.
- You are not friends.
- 1124
- 01:28:09,463 --> 01:28:10,833
- You're right.
- 1125
- 01:28:11,381 --> 01:28:12,501
- We're family.
- 1126
- 01:28:14,343 --> 01:28:15,963
- We leave no one behind.
- 1127
- 01:28:19,348 --> 01:28:20,728
- Except maybe you.
- 1128
- 01:28:21,225 --> 01:28:22,725
- Oh, my God.
- 1129
- 01:28:23,393 --> 01:28:25,473
- For the first time in my existence...
- 1130
- 01:28:25,646 --> 01:28:28,696
- I am truly not alone!
- 1131
- 01:28:34,112 --> 01:28:35,402
- What is it, son?
- 1132
- 01:28:38,659 --> 01:28:39,909
- My friends.
- 1133
- 01:28:41,161 --> 01:28:45,201
- You see,
- that's the mortal in you, Peter.
- 1134
- 01:28:45,749 --> 01:28:46,749
- Yes.
- 1135
- 01:28:46,792 --> 01:28:49,872
- We are beyond such things.
- 1136
- 01:28:50,045 --> 01:28:51,045
- Yes.
- 1137
- 01:28:53,465 --> 01:28:54,675
- - Now...
- - But my mother...
- 1138
- 01:28:57,553 --> 01:28:59,883
- You said you loved my mother.
- 1139
- 01:29:00,055 --> 01:29:01,555
- And that I did.
- 1140
- 01:29:02,808 --> 01:29:07,688
- My river lily who knew all the words
- to every song that came over the radio.
- 1141
- 01:29:09,481 --> 01:29:12,151
- I returned to Earth
- to see her three times.
- 1142
- 01:29:12,317 --> 01:29:14,867
- And I knew if I returned a fourth...
- 1143
- 01:29:15,028 --> 01:29:16,578
- I'd never leave.
- 1144
- 01:29:17,698 --> 01:29:19,248
- The Expansion...
- 1145
- 01:29:20,659 --> 01:29:22,999
- the reason for my very existence,
- would be over.
- 1146
- 01:29:23,162 --> 01:29:25,202
- So, I did what I had to do.
- 1147
- 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,510
- But it broke my heart
- to put that tumor in her head.
- 1148
- 01:29:36,008 --> 01:29:36,848
- What?
- 1149
- 01:29:37,009 --> 01:29:38,559
- Now, all right...
- 1150
- 01:29:38,719 --> 01:29:40,479
- I know that sounds bad.
- 1151
- 01:29:52,399 --> 01:29:55,869
- Who in the hell do you think you are?
- 1152
- 01:29:56,028 --> 01:29:57,658
- You killed my mother!
- 1153
- 01:29:57,821 --> 01:29:58,861
- I tried...
- 1154
- 01:29:59,031 --> 01:30:00,781
- so hard...
- 1155
- 01:30:00,949 --> 01:30:02,329
- to find the form...
- 1156
- 01:30:02,493 --> 01:30:04,863
- that best suited you...
- 1157
- 01:30:05,037 --> 01:30:07,457
- and this is the thanks I get?
- 1158
- 01:30:09,166 --> 01:30:11,716
- You really need to grow up.
- 1159
- 01:30:15,797 --> 01:30:18,047
- I wanted to do this together...
- 1160
- 01:30:18,217 --> 01:30:21,017
- but I suppose you'll have
- to learn by spending
- 1161
- 01:30:21,136 --> 01:30:23,596
- the next thousand years as a battery!
- 1162
- 01:30:25,307 --> 01:30:27,107
- Finally! Rocket?
- 1163
- 01:30:27,267 --> 01:30:29,977
- Keep that transmitter nearby,
- so I can find you.
- 1164
- 01:30:30,145 --> 01:30:33,315
- We're in an old piece of construction
- equipment Yondu once used...
- 1165
- 01:30:33,482 --> 01:30:34,918
- to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.
- 1166
- 01:30:34,942 --> 01:30:35,942
- Ego's unhinged.
- 1167
- 01:30:35,984 --> 01:30:37,404
- I know. Get ready.
- 1168
- 01:30:37,569 --> 01:30:38,989
- Drop her, Kraglin.
- 1169
- 01:30:57,589 --> 01:30:58,719
- No.
- 1170
- 01:31:09,810 --> 01:31:12,690
- My life, my love
- 1171
- 01:31:12,855 --> 01:31:15,065
- My lady is the sea
- 1172
- 01:31:17,151 --> 01:31:18,271
- Peter...
- 1173
- 01:31:19,069 --> 01:31:21,409
- this is the sea.
- 1174
- 01:32:04,573 --> 01:32:06,243
- Hey, there, jackass!
- 1175
- 01:32:16,502 --> 01:32:18,002
- What is that thing?
- 1176
- 01:32:25,511 --> 01:32:27,471
- Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
- 1177
- 01:32:32,226 --> 01:32:34,896
- I told you something didn't feel right.
- 1178
- 01:32:35,062 --> 01:32:37,352
- "I told you so."
- Just what I need to hear right now.
- 1179
- 01:32:37,523 --> 01:32:39,193
- Well, I came back, didn't I?
- 1180
- 01:32:39,858 --> 01:32:41,218
- Because there's an unspoken thing.
- 1181
- 01:32:41,318 --> 01:32:43,368
- There is no unspoken thing.
- 1182
- 01:32:43,529 --> 01:32:45,369
- What are you doing?
- You could've killed us all!
- 1183
- 01:32:45,906 --> 01:32:47,446
- "Thank you, Rocket"?
- 1184
- 01:32:47,616 --> 01:32:48,786
- We had it under control.
- 1185
- 01:32:48,951 --> 01:32:51,281
- We did not.
- That is only an extension...
- 1186
- 01:32:51,453 --> 01:32:53,583
- of his true self.
- He will be back soon.
- 1187
- 01:32:53,747 --> 01:32:54,997
- What's Smurfette doing here?
- 1188
- 01:32:55,165 --> 01:32:57,005
- Whatever I need to do to get
- a damn ride home.
- 1189
- 01:32:57,167 --> 01:32:58,417
- She tried to murder me!
- 1190
- 01:32:58,585 --> 01:33:00,425
- I saved you, you stupid fox!
- 1191
- 01:33:00,587 --> 01:33:02,007
- He's not a fox.
- 1192
- 01:33:02,172 --> 01:33:04,212
- - I am Groot.
- - I'm not a raboon, either.
- 1193
- 01:33:04,383 --> 01:33:05,383
- I am Groot.
- 1194
- 01:33:05,551 --> 01:33:07,091
- "Raccoon." Whatever.
- 1195
- 01:33:10,514 --> 01:33:11,844
- How do we kill a Celestial?
- 1196
- 01:33:12,015 --> 01:33:13,435
- There's a center to him.
- 1197
- 01:33:13,600 --> 01:33:17,100
- His brain, his soul, whatever it is...
- Some sort of protective shell.
- 1198
- 01:33:17,437 --> 01:33:18,487
- It's in the caverns...
- 1199
- 01:33:18,647 --> 01:33:19,737
- below the surface.
- 1200
- 01:33:22,317 --> 01:33:23,617
- Yondu?
- 1201
- 01:33:32,536 --> 01:33:33,786
- Thrusters are out.
- 1202
- 01:33:34,288 --> 01:33:36,038
- Guess I should be glad
- I was a skinny kid.
- 1203
- 01:33:36,206 --> 01:33:38,166
- Otherwise, you'd have delivered me
- to this maniac.
- 1204
- 01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:40,728
- You still reckon that's the reason
- I kept you around, you idiot?
- 1205
- 01:33:40,794 --> 01:33:42,354
- That's what you told me,
- you old doofus.
- 1206
- 01:33:42,921 --> 01:33:45,041
- Once I figured out
- what happened to them other kids...
- 1207
- 01:33:45,174 --> 01:33:46,754
- I wasn't just gonna hand you over.
- 1208
- 01:33:46,925 --> 01:33:48,465
- You said you were gonna eat me.
- 1209
- 01:33:48,635 --> 01:33:50,175
- That was being funny!
- 1210
- 01:33:50,971 --> 01:33:52,131
- Not to me!
- 1211
- 01:33:52,306 --> 01:33:53,476
- You people have issues.
- 1212
- 01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,510
- Of course I have issues.
- 1213
- 01:33:56,351 --> 01:33:59,181
- That's my freakin' father!
- 1214
- 01:33:59,354 --> 01:34:00,934
- Thrusters are back up.
- 1215
- 01:34:14,536 --> 01:34:16,706
- - We should be going up!
- - We can't!
- 1216
- 01:34:16,872 --> 01:34:19,452
- Ego wants to eradicate the universe
- as we know it.
- 1217
- 01:34:19,625 --> 01:34:20,915
- We have to kill him.
- 1218
- 01:34:21,084 --> 01:34:21,754
- Rocket!
- 1219
- 01:34:21,919 --> 01:34:22,919
- Got it!
- 1220
- 01:34:36,809 --> 01:34:38,649
- So, we're saving the galaxy again?
- 1221
- 01:34:38,811 --> 01:34:39,891
- I guess.
- 1222
- 01:34:40,062 --> 01:34:41,142
- Awesome!
- 1223
- 01:34:43,148 --> 01:34:45,358
- We're really gonna be able to
- jack up our prices...
- 1224
- 01:34:45,526 --> 01:34:47,116
- if we're two-time galaxy savers.
- 1225
- 01:34:47,277 --> 01:34:49,867
- I seriously can't believe
- that's where your mind goes.
- 1226
- 01:34:50,030 --> 01:34:52,780
- It was just a random thought, man.
- I thought we were friends.
- 1227
- 01:34:52,950 --> 01:34:55,250
- Of course, I care about the planets,
- and the buildings...
- 1228
- 01:34:55,410 --> 01:34:57,240
- and all the animals on the planets.
- 1229
- 01:34:57,412 --> 01:34:58,622
- And the people.
- 1230
- 01:34:58,789 --> 01:34:59,789
- Meh.
- 1231
- 01:35:00,415 --> 01:35:04,585
- The crabby puppy is so cute.
- He makes me wanna die!
- 1232
- 01:35:42,291 --> 01:35:43,291
- Pilots...
- 1233
- 01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:44,798
- release envoy units.
- 1234
- 01:35:46,962 --> 01:35:51,042
- Our sensors detect the batteries
- are below the surface of the planet.
- 1235
- 01:35:52,885 --> 01:35:53,885
- Dive!
- 1236
- 01:36:10,861 --> 01:36:12,361
- Captain?
- 1237
- 01:36:13,113 --> 01:36:14,533
- Captain?
- 1238
- 01:36:19,495 --> 01:36:21,245
- Tell me why Ego wants you here?
- 1239
- 01:36:21,705 --> 01:36:23,505
- He needs my genetic connection
- to the light...
- 1240
- 01:36:23,582 --> 01:36:25,702
- to help destroy the universe.
- 1241
- 01:36:25,876 --> 01:36:28,126
- He tried to teach me
- how to control the power.
- 1242
- 01:36:28,295 --> 01:36:29,425
- So, could you?
- 1243
- 01:36:29,588 --> 01:36:30,758
- A little.
- 1244
- 01:36:30,923 --> 01:36:32,093
- I made a ball.
- 1245
- 01:36:32,257 --> 01:36:33,307
- A ball?
- 1246
- 01:36:33,467 --> 01:36:36,847
- I thought as hard as I could.
- It was all that I could come up with.
- 1247
- 01:36:37,012 --> 01:36:38,262
- You "thought"?
- 1248
- 01:36:38,430 --> 01:36:40,470
- You think when I make this arrow fly...
- 1249
- 01:36:40,641 --> 01:36:42,051
- I use my head?
- 1250
- 01:36:54,029 --> 01:36:55,329
- Whoa.
- 1251
- 01:37:04,164 --> 01:37:05,164
- There.
- 1252
- 01:37:05,332 --> 01:37:07,292
- That's Ego's core.
- 1253
- 01:37:09,670 --> 01:37:11,300
- That ore is thick, Rocket.
- 1254
- 01:37:11,463 --> 01:37:13,083
- I got it covered.
- 1255
- 01:37:19,471 --> 01:37:20,801
- We must hurry.
- 1256
- 01:37:20,973 --> 01:37:23,093
- It will not take Ego long to find us.
- 1257
- 01:37:27,312 --> 01:37:28,522
- Keep it steady.
- 1258
- 01:37:35,028 --> 01:37:37,118
- We drill into the center, we kill him!
- 1259
- 01:37:43,495 --> 01:37:44,825
- Captain?
- 1260
- 01:37:45,164 --> 01:37:46,164
- What is it, Kraglin?
- 1261
- 01:37:46,331 --> 01:37:48,371
- Hey, remember that Ayesha chick?
- 1262
- 01:37:48,834 --> 01:37:50,004
- Yeah, why?
- 1263
- 01:37:51,003 --> 01:37:52,043
- Oh, hell!
- 1264
- 01:38:12,816 --> 01:38:14,526
- Why aren't you firing the lasers?
- 1265
- 01:38:14,902 --> 01:38:16,612
- They blew out the generator.
- 1266
- 01:38:16,778 --> 01:38:19,538
- I think I packed a small detonator.
- 1267
- 01:38:19,698 --> 01:38:21,418
- A detonator is worthless
- without explosives.
- 1268
- 01:38:21,450 --> 01:38:23,040
- Well, we got these.
- 1269
- 01:38:23,702 --> 01:38:25,702
- Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego?
- 1270
- 01:38:25,871 --> 01:38:27,781
- If it is,
- it'll cause a chain reaction...
- 1271
- 01:38:27,956 --> 01:38:29,626
- throughout his entire nervous system.
- 1272
- 01:38:29,791 --> 01:38:30,541
- Meaning what?
- 1273
- 01:38:30,709 --> 01:38:32,339
- The entire planet will explode.
- 1274
- 01:38:32,503 --> 01:38:34,003
- We'll have to get out of here fast.
- 1275
- 01:38:34,171 --> 01:38:35,671
- I rigged a timer.
- 1276
- 01:38:36,632 --> 01:38:37,842
- Go!
- 1277
- 01:38:51,939 --> 01:38:53,739
- He's coming.
- 1278
- 01:38:55,150 --> 01:38:56,940
- Didn't you say you
- could make him sleep?
- 1279
- 01:38:57,319 --> 01:38:59,739
- When he wants. He's too powerful.
- 1280
- 01:38:59,905 --> 01:39:01,325
- I can't!
- 1281
- 01:39:01,740 --> 01:39:03,610
- You don't have to believe in yourself...
- 1282
- 01:39:04,326 --> 01:39:06,456
- because I believe in you.
- 1283
- 01:39:18,757 --> 01:39:19,757
- Sleep!
- 1284
- 01:39:27,141 --> 01:39:28,741
- I never thought
- she'd be able to do it...
- 1285
- 01:39:28,892 --> 01:39:31,142
- with as weak and skinny
- as she appears to be.
- 1286
- 01:39:32,062 --> 01:39:35,142
- I don't know how long I can hold him.
- 1287
- 01:39:38,277 --> 01:39:39,947
- The metal's too thick.
- 1288
- 01:39:40,112 --> 01:39:43,442
- For the bomb to work, we'd actually
- need to place it on Ego's core.
- 1289
- 01:39:43,615 --> 01:39:45,995
- And our fat butts ain't gonna fit
- through those tiny holes.
- 1290
- 01:39:46,702 --> 01:39:47,702
- Well...
- 1291
- 01:39:50,289 --> 01:39:52,169
- That's a terrible idea.
- 1292
- 01:39:52,332 --> 01:39:54,702
- Which is the only kind of idea
- we have left.
- 1293
- 01:39:55,669 --> 01:39:57,089
- Unbelievable.
- 1294
- 01:39:57,254 --> 01:39:59,584
- "Rocket, do this.
- Rocket, do that."
- 1295
- 01:40:01,091 --> 01:40:02,551
- What a day.
- 1296
- 01:40:10,142 --> 01:40:13,682
- All right, first you flick this switch,
- then this switch.
- 1297
- 01:40:13,854 --> 01:40:15,064
- That activates it.
- 1298
- 01:40:15,230 --> 01:40:17,060
- Then you push this button...
- 1299
- 01:40:17,232 --> 01:40:20,272
- which will give you five minutes
- to get out of there.
- 1300
- 01:40:20,444 --> 01:40:21,824
- Now, whatever you do...
- 1301
- 01:40:22,362 --> 01:40:24,782
- don't push this button...
- 1302
- 01:40:24,948 --> 01:40:28,538
- because that will set off the bomb
- immediately and we'll all be dead.
- 1303
- 01:40:28,702 --> 01:40:31,122
- Now, repeat back what I just said.
- 1304
- 01:40:31,288 --> 01:40:33,088
- - I am Groot.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1305
- 01:40:33,248 --> 01:40:35,208
- - I am Groot.
- - That's right.
- 1306
- 01:40:35,375 --> 01:40:36,585
- - I am Groot.
- - No!
- 1307
- 01:40:36,919 --> 01:40:39,299
- No, that's the button
- that will kill everyone!
- 1308
- 01:40:39,463 --> 01:40:40,463
- Try again.
- 1309
- 01:40:43,467 --> 01:40:45,307
- - I am Groot.
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1310
- 01:40:45,469 --> 01:40:47,519
- - I am Groot.
- - Uh-huh.
- 1311
- 01:40:47,679 --> 01:40:48,679
- I am Groot.
- 1312
- 01:40:48,764 --> 01:40:50,594
- No! That's exactly what you just said!
- 1313
- 01:40:50,766 --> 01:40:52,356
- How is that even possible?
- 1314
- 01:40:52,518 --> 01:40:54,728
- Which button is the button
- you're supposed to push?
- 1315
- 01:40:54,895 --> 01:40:56,025
- Point to it.
- 1316
- 01:40:56,188 --> 01:40:57,188
- No!
- 1317
- 01:40:57,481 --> 01:40:59,231
- Hey, you're making him nervous!
- 1318
- 01:40:59,399 --> 01:41:01,159
- Shut up and get me some tape!
- 1319
- 01:41:01,318 --> 01:41:02,798
- Does anybody have any tape out there?
- 1320
- 01:41:02,861 --> 01:41:04,581
- I wanna put some tape
- over the death button.
- 1321
- 01:41:04,738 --> 01:41:07,618
- I don't have any tape. Let me check.
- 1322
- 01:41:07,783 --> 01:41:09,243
- Yo, Yondu...
- 1323
- 01:41:10,619 --> 01:41:12,789
- Do you have any tape?
- 1324
- 01:41:15,082 --> 01:41:18,122
- Gamora? Do you have any tape?
- 1325
- 01:41:18,293 --> 01:41:19,333
- Tape!
- 1326
- 01:41:19,503 --> 01:41:20,753
- Never mind.
- 1327
- 01:41:22,840 --> 01:41:25,430
- Drax, do you have any tape?
- 1328
- 01:41:26,176 --> 01:41:28,136
- Yes, Scotch tape would work.
- 1329
- 01:41:28,428 --> 01:41:30,388
- Then why did you ask me
- if Scotch tape would work,
- 1330
- 01:41:30,472 --> 01:41:31,972
- if you don't have any?
- 1331
- 01:41:32,975 --> 01:41:34,105
- Nobody has any tape!
- 1332
- 01:41:34,268 --> 01:41:35,818
- Not a single person has tape?
- 1333
- 01:41:36,186 --> 01:41:37,186
- Nope!
- 1334
- 01:41:37,354 --> 01:41:38,524
- Did you ask Nebula?
- 1335
- 01:41:39,398 --> 01:41:40,108
- Yes!
- 1336
- 01:41:40,274 --> 01:41:41,484
- Are you sure?
- 1337
- 01:41:41,650 --> 01:41:42,940
- I asked Yondu...
- 1338
- 01:41:43,110 --> 01:41:45,421
- - and she was sitting next to him.
- - I knew you were lying!
- 1339
- 01:41:45,445 --> 01:41:47,632
- You have priceless batteries
- and an atomic bomb in your bag.
- 1340
- 01:41:47,656 --> 01:41:50,036
- If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you!
- 1341
- 01:41:50,200 --> 01:41:53,700
- That's exactly my point!
- I have to do everything!
- 1342
- 01:41:53,912 --> 01:41:56,412
- You are wasting a lot of time here!
- 1343
- 01:42:02,754 --> 01:42:04,754
- We're all gonna die.
- 1344
- 01:42:06,425 --> 01:42:08,595
- Rear thrusters are out again!
- 1345
- 01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:11,550
- We're done for without that generator!
- 1346
- 01:42:24,818 --> 01:42:26,068
- Guardians...
- 1347
- 01:42:26,862 --> 01:42:28,532
- perhaps it will provide you solace...
- 1348
- 01:42:28,697 --> 01:42:31,367
- that your deaths
- are not without purpose.
- 1349
- 01:42:31,867 --> 01:42:33,537
- They will serve as a warning...
- 1350
- 01:42:33,702 --> 01:42:35,952
- to all of those tempted
- with betraying us.
- 1351
- 01:42:36,497 --> 01:42:39,297
- Don't screw with the Sovereign.
- 1352
- 01:42:43,045 --> 01:42:44,125
- This is gonna hurt.
- 1353
- 01:42:44,296 --> 01:42:45,926
- Promises, promises.
- 1354
- 01:42:56,266 --> 01:42:57,266
- Hey!
- 1355
- 01:43:08,904 --> 01:43:09,904
- No!
- 1356
- 01:43:10,489 --> 01:43:12,619
- No! No! No!
- 1357
- 01:43:18,080 --> 01:43:19,090
- We're gonna blow!
- 1358
- 01:43:24,336 --> 01:43:26,376
- Peter! No!
- 1359
- 01:43:46,191 --> 01:43:47,191
- What?
- 1360
- 01:43:47,526 --> 01:43:49,526
- You look like Mary Poppins.
- 1361
- 01:43:49,695 --> 01:43:51,115
- Is he cool?
- 1362
- 01:43:52,906 --> 01:43:54,616
- Hell, yeah, he's cool.
- 1363
- 01:43:55,284 --> 01:43:57,244
- I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!
- 1364
- 01:44:24,563 --> 01:44:26,643
- Mantis, look out!
- 1365
- 01:44:38,702 --> 01:44:40,372
- She's just unconscious.
- 1366
- 01:44:56,345 --> 01:44:57,885
- How long until the bomb goes off?
- 1367
- 01:44:58,055 --> 01:45:00,395
- In the unlikely event
- that Groot doesn't kill us all...
- 1368
- 01:45:00,557 --> 01:45:01,807
- about six minutes.
- 1369
- 01:45:06,772 --> 01:45:09,272
- Kraglin, we need the quadrant
- for an extraction.
- 1370
- 01:45:09,441 --> 01:45:10,441
- T-minus five minutes.
- 1371
- 01:45:10,609 --> 01:45:11,779
- Aye, Captain.
- 1372
- 01:45:15,614 --> 01:45:17,534
- Somebody's gotta be up top
- when Kraglin arrives.
- 1373
- 01:45:18,826 --> 01:45:20,366
- Drax, take Mantis.
- 1374
- 01:45:23,205 --> 01:45:24,585
- My nipples!
- 1375
- 01:45:32,714 --> 01:45:34,044
- Gamora!
- 1376
- 01:45:37,678 --> 01:45:38,808
- Peter!
- 1377
- 01:46:05,038 --> 01:46:06,458
- Get over it.
- 1378
- 01:46:06,832 --> 01:46:10,712
- Come now, Peter.
- I know this isn't what you want.
- 1379
- 01:46:12,713 --> 01:46:17,213
- What kind of father would I be
- to let you make this choice?
- 1380
- 01:46:46,663 --> 01:46:47,783
- Yeah!
- 1381
- 01:46:48,749 --> 01:46:52,379
- Soon, Peter, we will be all there is.
- 1382
- 01:46:53,045 --> 01:46:56,255
- So stop pissing me off!
- 1383
- 01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,000
- We have to get up
- to the extraction point!
- 1384
- 01:47:26,078 --> 01:47:27,078
- Go!
- 1385
- 01:49:26,532 --> 01:49:28,112
- I told you...
- 1386
- 01:49:28,283 --> 01:49:32,203
- I don't want to do this alone.
- 1387
- 01:49:35,415 --> 01:49:36,415
- You cannot deny...
- 1388
- 01:49:36,583 --> 01:49:40,923
- the purpose the universe
- has bestowed upon you.
- 1389
- 01:49:50,013 --> 01:49:51,803
- Everyone, I need you to stay back!
- 1390
- 01:49:52,015 --> 01:49:53,015
- What is that?
- 1391
- 01:50:08,699 --> 01:50:10,999
- It doesn't need to be like this, Peter.
- 1392
- 01:50:13,036 --> 01:50:16,166
- Why are you destroying our chance?
- 1393
- 01:50:18,792 --> 01:50:21,922
- Stop pretending you
- aren't what you are.
- 1394
- 01:50:23,839 --> 01:50:24,839
- One in billions.
- 1395
- 01:50:26,550 --> 01:50:28,390
- Trillions. Even more.
- 1396
- 01:50:30,721 --> 01:50:35,101
- What greater meaning
- can life possibly have to offer?
- 1397
- 01:50:37,769 --> 01:50:41,949
- I don't use my head
- to fly the arrow, boy!
- 1398
- 01:50:42,441 --> 01:50:44,311
- I use my heart...
- 1399
- 01:51:19,561 --> 01:51:23,351
- You shouldn't have killed my mom,
- and squished my Walkman.
- 1400
- 01:51:23,524 --> 01:51:27,064
- And if you don't love me now
- 1401
- 01:51:27,236 --> 01:51:29,656
- You will never love me again
- 1402
- 01:51:29,822 --> 01:51:32,652
- I can still hear you saying
- 1403
- 01:51:32,825 --> 01:51:36,745
- You would never break the chain
- 1404
- 01:51:36,912 --> 01:51:38,952
- And if you don't love me now
- 1405
- 01:51:39,122 --> 01:51:41,792
- You will never love me again
- 1406
- 01:51:42,417 --> 01:51:46,587
- I can still hear you saying
- 1407
- 01:51:46,755 --> 01:51:49,545
- You would never break the chain
- 1408
- 01:51:49,716 --> 01:51:52,266
- And if you don't love me now
- 1409
- 01:51:52,427 --> 01:51:55,307
- You will never love me again
- 1410
- 01:51:55,472 --> 01:51:58,000
- I can still hear you saying
- 1411
- 01:51:58,030 --> 01:52:00,932
- You would never break the chain
- 1412
- 01:52:03,605 --> 01:52:06,395
- Groot? If you can hear me,
- hurry up!
- 1413
- 01:52:06,567 --> 01:52:09,817
- I'm not sure how long Quill
- can keep him distracted!
- 1414
- 01:52:10,195 --> 01:52:11,785
- Groot, hurry!
- 1415
- 01:53:07,544 --> 01:53:09,794
- Yondu, we're about to blow!
- 1416
- 01:53:09,963 --> 01:53:11,423
- Get to the ship!
- 1417
- 01:53:11,590 --> 01:53:12,640
- Not without Quill!
- 1418
- 01:53:12,800 --> 01:53:14,970
- You need to take care of the twig!
- 1419
- 01:53:16,220 --> 01:53:18,020
- Not without you!
- 1420
- 01:53:19,181 --> 01:53:22,471
- I ain't done nothin' right
- my whole damn life, rat.
- 1421
- 01:53:25,854 --> 01:53:28,064
- You need to give me this.
- 1422
- 01:53:38,283 --> 01:53:40,783
- A spacesuit and an aero-rig.
- 1423
- 01:53:40,953 --> 01:53:43,123
- I only have one of each.
- 1424
- 01:53:55,384 --> 01:53:57,054
- I am Groot.
- 1425
- 01:53:57,803 --> 01:53:58,883
- What's that?
- 1426
- 01:54:00,514 --> 01:54:04,724
- He says, "Welcome to the frickin'
- Guardians of the Galaxy."
- 1427
- 01:54:05,310 --> 01:54:07,680
- Only he didn't use "frickin'."
- 1428
- 01:54:13,944 --> 01:54:15,024
- Bye, twig.
- 1429
- 01:54:16,947 --> 01:54:20,577
- We're gonna need to have a real
- discussion about your language.
- 1430
- 01:55:15,214 --> 01:55:16,214
- Where's Peter?
- 1431
- 01:55:16,965 --> 01:55:18,965
- Rocket, where is he?
- 1432
- 01:55:19,718 --> 01:55:20,718
- Rocket.
- 1433
- 01:55:20,844 --> 01:55:22,424
- Rocket, look at me! Where is he?
- 1434
- 01:55:28,811 --> 01:55:31,181
- No. I'm not leaving without him.
- 1435
- 01:55:38,153 --> 01:55:39,153
- I'm sorry.
- 1436
- 01:55:39,988 --> 01:55:42,828
- I can only afford to lose one
- friend today.
- 1437
- 01:55:43,367 --> 01:55:44,367
- Kraglin, go!
- 1438
- 01:55:45,202 --> 01:55:46,202
- Wait...
- 1439
- 01:55:46,954 --> 01:55:48,534
- Is Quill back?
- 1440
- 01:55:50,040 --> 01:55:52,580
- Rocket, where's Quill?
- 1441
- 01:55:53,627 --> 01:55:57,047
- Rocket, where's Quill?
- 1442
- 01:55:58,048 --> 01:55:59,298
- Rocket!
- 1443
- 01:56:00,384 --> 01:56:01,384
- Where's Quill?
- 1444
- 01:56:03,387 --> 01:56:05,387
- Where's Quill?
- 1445
- 01:56:13,605 --> 01:56:15,855
- No, we need to stop it.
- 1446
- 01:56:21,029 --> 01:56:22,039
- Stop.
- 1447
- 01:56:22,823 --> 01:56:24,443
- Stop. Listen to me!
- 1448
- 01:56:24,616 --> 01:56:26,206
- You are a god.
- 1449
- 01:56:27,619 --> 01:56:28,959
- If you kill me...
- 1450
- 01:56:29,121 --> 01:56:31,741
- you'll be just like everybody else.
- 1451
- 01:56:32,791 --> 01:56:34,411
- What's so wrong with that?
- 1452
- 01:56:34,585 --> 01:56:35,585
- No!
- 1453
- 01:57:26,220 --> 01:57:29,980
- He may have been your father, boy,
- but he wasn't your daddy.
- 1454
- 01:57:34,311 --> 01:57:36,641
- I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right.
- 1455
- 01:57:37,731 --> 01:57:40,021
- I'm damn lucky you're my boy.
- 1456
- 01:57:43,779 --> 01:57:45,119
- What?
- 1457
- 01:57:56,875 --> 01:57:58,045
- Yondu, what are you doing?
- 1458
- 01:57:58,210 --> 01:57:59,380
- You can't.
- 1459
- 01:58:00,087 --> 01:58:01,837
- Yondu!
- 1460
- 01:58:07,427 --> 01:58:09,017
- No!
- 1461
- 01:58:13,600 --> 01:58:14,600
- No!
- 1462
- 01:58:17,855 --> 01:58:20,445
- No! No!
- 1463
- 01:58:21,733 --> 01:58:23,023
- No!
- 1464
- 01:59:17,831 --> 01:59:19,241
- I told Gamora...
- 1465
- 01:59:19,416 --> 01:59:23,336
- how when I was a kid I used to
- pretend David Hasselhoff was my dad.
- 1466
- 01:59:26,089 --> 01:59:28,809
- He's a singer and actor from Earth,
- really famous guy.
- 1467
- 01:59:30,302 --> 01:59:32,222
- Earlier, it struck me...
- 1468
- 01:59:33,430 --> 01:59:37,550
- Yondu didn't have a talking car,
- but he did have a flying arrow.
- 1469
- 01:59:38,143 --> 01:59:40,273
- He didn't have the beautiful voice
- of an angel...
- 1470
- 01:59:40,437 --> 01:59:42,737
- but he did have the whistle of one.
- 1471
- 01:59:42,898 --> 01:59:46,408
- Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff
- went on kick-ass adventures...
- 1472
- 01:59:46,568 --> 01:59:49,078
- and hooked up with hot women...
- 1473
- 01:59:49,238 --> 01:59:51,238
- and fought robots.
- 1474
- 01:59:53,909 --> 01:59:57,919
- I guess David Hasselhoff did kind
- of end up being my dad after all.
- 1475
- 01:59:58,080 --> 01:59:59,250
- Only it was you, Yondu.
- 1476
- 02:00:05,838 --> 02:00:07,758
- I had a pretty cool dad.
- 1477
- 02:00:10,759 --> 02:00:13,429
- What I'm trying to say here is...
- 1478
- 02:00:14,429 --> 02:00:19,109
- sometimes that thing you're searching
- for your whole life...
- 1479
- 02:00:21,436 --> 02:00:23,776
- it's right there by your side all along.
- 1480
- 02:00:23,939 --> 02:00:25,779
- You don't even know it.
- 1481
- 02:00:37,828 --> 02:00:39,288
- I am Groot.
- 1482
- 02:00:40,664 --> 02:00:42,454
- He did call you twig.
- 1483
- 02:00:44,835 --> 02:00:46,165
- Nebula...
- 1484
- 02:00:51,133 --> 02:00:53,133
- I was a child like you.
- 1485
- 02:00:53,969 --> 02:00:58,139
- I was concerned with staying alive
- until the next day, every day.
- 1486
- 02:00:58,307 --> 02:01:01,267
- And I never considered
- what Thanos was doing to you.
- 1487
- 02:01:01,435 --> 02:01:03,185
- I'm trying to make it right.
- 1488
- 02:01:03,353 --> 02:01:04,773
- There are little girls like you...
- 1489
- 02:01:04,938 --> 02:01:07,778
- across the universe who are in danger.
- 1490
- 02:01:10,444 --> 02:01:11,984
- You can stay with us and help them.
- 1491
- 02:01:12,613 --> 02:01:14,993
- I will help them by killing Thanos.
- 1492
- 02:01:15,157 --> 02:01:17,157
- I don't know if that's possible.
- 1493
- 02:01:32,049 --> 02:01:34,179
- You will always be my sister.
- 1494
- 02:02:18,554 --> 02:02:19,554
- Pete!
- 1495
- 02:02:23,183 --> 02:02:24,933
- Captain found this for you
- in a junker shop.
- 1496
- 02:02:25,102 --> 02:02:27,932
- Said you'd come back
- to the fold someday.
- 1497
- 02:02:29,731 --> 02:02:30,891
- What is it?
- 1498
- 02:02:31,066 --> 02:02:32,066
- It's called a Zune.
- 1499
- 02:02:32,192 --> 02:02:34,045
- It's what everybody's listening
- to on Earth nowadays.
- 1500
- 02:02:34,069 --> 02:02:35,619
- It's got 300 songs on it.
- 1501
- 02:02:35,779 --> 02:02:38,079
- 300 songs?
- 1502
- 02:02:43,203 --> 02:02:44,373
- Wait.
- 1503
- 02:02:50,419 --> 02:02:52,299
- Rocket grabbed the pieces,
- and reassembled them.
- 1504
- 02:02:52,421 --> 02:02:54,881
- I think Yondu would want you to have it.
- 1505
- 02:02:58,302 --> 02:02:59,632
- Thanks...
- 1506
- 02:03:01,472 --> 02:03:02,762
- Captain.
- 1507
- 02:03:41,804 --> 02:03:44,594
- It's not time to make a change
- 1508
- 02:03:45,641 --> 02:03:49,261
- Just relax, take it easy
- 1509
- 02:03:49,436 --> 02:03:53,146
- You're still young, that's your fault
- 1510
- 02:03:53,315 --> 02:03:56,275
- There's so much you have to know
- 1511
- 02:03:56,443 --> 02:04:00,613
- Find a girl, settle down
- 1512
- 02:04:00,781 --> 02:04:03,901
- If you want you can marry
- 1513
- 02:04:04,076 --> 02:04:09,496
- Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy
- 1514
- 02:04:14,837 --> 02:04:16,177
- They came.
- 1515
- 02:04:24,179 --> 02:04:25,639
- What is it?
- 1516
- 02:04:26,306 --> 02:04:28,861
- I sent word to Yondu's
- old Ravager buddies,
- 1517
- 02:04:28,891 --> 02:04:30,436
- and told them what he did.
- 1518
- 02:04:34,022 --> 02:04:35,852
- It's a Ravager funeral.
- 1519
- 02:04:53,292 --> 02:04:54,292
- Yeah!
- 1520
- 02:04:54,877 --> 02:04:56,337
- Yeah!
- 1521
- 02:05:03,677 --> 02:05:05,557
- He didn't let us down
- after all, Captain.
- 1522
- 02:05:06,513 --> 02:05:08,303
- No, he did not, son.
- 1523
- 02:05:09,308 --> 02:05:10,728
- He did not.
- 1524
- 02:05:17,399 --> 02:05:20,819
- Fare thee well, old friend.
- 1525
- 02:05:23,030 --> 02:05:27,870
- Yondu Udonta, I will see you
- in the stars.
- 1526
- 02:05:31,914 --> 02:05:33,914
- He didn't chase them away.
- 1527
- 02:05:34,082 --> 02:05:35,162
- No.
- 1528
- 02:05:36,210 --> 02:05:38,340
- Even though he yelled at them.
- 1529
- 02:05:38,504 --> 02:05:40,004
- And was always mean.
- 1530
- 02:05:42,591 --> 02:05:44,711
- And he stole batteries he didn't need.
- 1531
- 02:05:50,349 --> 02:05:51,899
- Well, of course not.
- 1532
- 02:06:16,124 --> 02:06:17,294
- What?
- 1533
- 02:06:17,960 --> 02:06:19,090
- It's just...
- 1534
- 02:06:21,755 --> 02:06:24,465
- some unspoken thing.
- 1535
- 02:06:33,559 --> 02:06:35,649
- It's beautiful.
- 1536
- 02:06:37,146 --> 02:06:38,316
- It is.
- 1537
- 02:06:39,815 --> 02:06:41,985
- And so are you.
- 1538
- 02:06:43,944 --> 02:06:45,154
- On the inside.
- 1539
- 02:06:51,994 --> 02:06:53,824
- Now there's a way
- 1540
- 02:06:53,996 --> 02:06:57,996
- And I know that I have to go away
- 1541
- 02:06:59,668 --> 02:07:02,178
- I know I have to go
- 1542
- 02:08:41,270 --> 02:08:42,360
- You know, it's a shame...
- 1543
- 02:08:42,521 --> 02:08:46,901
- that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu
- to bring us all together again.
- 1544
- 02:08:47,067 --> 02:08:50,277
- But I think he'd be proud knowing
- that we are back as a team.
- 1545
- 02:08:50,946 --> 02:08:51,946
- I'm in.
- 1546
- 02:08:52,114 --> 02:08:53,114
- Dope.
- 1547
- 02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:55,290
- I miss you guys so much!
- 1548
- 02:08:55,450 --> 02:08:56,700
- Hell, yes.
- 1549
- 02:08:59,746 --> 02:09:01,746
- What say we steal some shit?
- 1550
- 02:11:20,846 --> 02:11:22,766
- High Priestess, the Council is waiting.
- 1551
- 02:11:24,016 --> 02:11:27,106
- They are perturbed
- I've wasted our resources.
- 1552
- 02:11:31,773 --> 02:11:34,733
- When they see
- what I have created here...
- 1553
- 02:11:34,902 --> 02:11:36,942
- their wrath will dissipate.
- 1554
- 02:11:38,113 --> 02:11:41,113
- It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am?
- 1555
- 02:11:42,534 --> 02:11:43,744
- That, my child...
- 1556
- 02:11:43,911 --> 02:11:45,871
- is the next step in our evolution.
- 1557
- 02:11:46,038 --> 02:11:49,088
- More powerful, more beautiful...
- 1558
- 02:11:49,249 --> 02:11:53,429
- more capable of destroying
- the Guardians of the Galaxy.
- 1559
- 02:11:55,964 --> 02:11:58,554
- I think I shall call him...
- 1560
- 02:12:00,302 --> 02:12:01,802
- Adam.
- 1561
- 02:14:04,343 --> 02:14:05,343
- Dude.
- 1562
- 02:14:06,053 --> 02:14:07,593
- Seriously?
- 1563
- 02:14:07,763 --> 02:14:08,906
- You gotta clean up your room.
- 1564
- 02:14:08,936 --> 02:14:09,763
- It's a complete mess.
- 1565
- 02:14:09,848 --> 02:14:11,268
- I am Groot.
- 1566
- 02:14:11,433 --> 02:14:13,353
- I am not boring. You're boring.
- 1567
- 02:14:13,519 --> 02:14:14,519
- You know what's boring?
- 1568
- 02:14:14,603 --> 02:14:17,683
- Sitting there,
- playing that mind-numbing game.
- 1569
- 02:14:17,856 --> 02:14:21,566
- What's boring is me tripping
- over your vines every day!
- 1570
- 02:14:22,027 --> 02:14:23,197
- I'm not boring!
- 1571
- 02:14:23,362 --> 02:14:24,442
- I am Groot.
- 1572
- 02:14:26,114 --> 02:14:28,614
- And now I know how Yondu felt.
- 1573
- 02:15:04,403 --> 02:15:06,613
- In these times of hardship...
- 1574
- 02:15:07,739 --> 02:15:09,829
- just remember...
- 1575
- 02:15:10,409 --> 02:15:14,459
- We. Are. Groot.
- 1576
- 02:15:17,749 --> 02:15:18,919
- Hey, fellas.
- 1577
- 02:15:19,084 --> 02:15:20,754
- Wait, where are you going?
- 1578
- 02:15:20,919 --> 02:15:23,339
- You were supposed to be my lift home.
- 1579
- 02:15:23,505 --> 02:15:25,135
- How will I get out of here?
- 1580
- 02:15:25,299 --> 02:15:26,509
- Hey! Aw, gee...
- 1581
- 02:15:26,675 --> 02:15:29,425
- I've got so many
- more stories to tell.
- 1582
- 02:15:29,595 --> 02:15:30,845
- Aw, guys.
- 1583
- 02:15:31,013 --> 02:15:33,343
- Oh, gee...
- 1584
- 02:15:36,373 --> 02:15:54,373
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