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- .choose squad stardew work-on-mud
- squad
- --
- .choose chili curry
- curry
- --
- .choose go-to-work stay-on-the-couch-and-work-in-pajamas
- stay-on-the-couch-and-work-in-pajamas
- --
- .choose make some poor bastard deliver me a milkshake, eat frozen food
- eat frozen food
- --
- .choose to weed, not to weed
- not to weed
- --
- .choose taco noodle
- taco
- --
- .choose pubg, overwatch, hatoful boyfriend, yourself
- yourself
- --
- .choose salad, waffles, cereal
- cereal
- --
- .choose dressed, pjs
- dressed
- --
- .choose pizza sandwich hot-food-bar
- sandwich
- --
- .choose potbelly delicatus zaccagnis
- potbelly
- --
- .choose buy the damn rowlet plush, don't you dumb bitch
- buy the damn rowlet plush
- --
- .choose stay go
- i don't really see the benefit in elm over some well-written react/redux
- --
- .choose breakup staytogether
- breakup
- --
- .choose 0.5mm 0.3mm
- 0.3mm
- --
- .choose chinese indian thai wings
- wings
- --
- .choose get fired, stay at the office
- stay at the office
- --
- 40AM, kill yourself
- kill yourself
- --
- .choose go home, gym
- gym
- --
- .choose fuck Mellow_
- Mellow_
- --
- .choose fuck Mellow_ pwfurkey
- Mellow_
- --
- .choose fuck Mellow_ myself
- Mellow_
- --
- .choose mez is better at eternal, elgruntox is better at eternal
- mez is better at eternal
- --
- .choose cut and donate, six more months
- six more months
- --
- .choose stay at work, get fired
- stay at work
- --
- .choose do work, goof off
- do work
- --
- .choose go home, keep my job
- go home
- --
- .choose get fired, stay at work
- get fired
- --
- .choose buy 1080ti, save for retirement
- .choose butt 1080ti, save for retirement
- save for retirement
- --
- .choose adar, robot
- robot
- --
- .choose die, live
- die
- --
- .choose invest in elgruntox, invest in al franken
- invest in al franken
- --
- .choose stress chill
- chill
- --
- .choose nra, black panthers
- nra
- --
- .choose
- .choose <choice1>, <choice2>, ... <choicen> -- makes a decision
- Billions of years of infinite power on the back of compound interest
- --
- .choose get synths out of car, leave them
- leave them
- --
- .choose walk, delivery
- walk
- --
- .choose life, death
- death
- --
- .choose marshmallows, whipped cream
- marshmallows
- --
- .choose play divinity 2, paint miniatures for kingdom death
- paint miniatures for kingdom death
- --
- .choose how, does this work again
- .choose how, does this work butt
- how
- --
- .choose play overwatch, play dishonored, play doom, keep working, go home
- play overwatch
- --
- .choose choose is biased, choose is not biased
- choose is not biased
- --
- .choose stream ow, dont
- stream ow
- --
- .choose butt ow, dont
- butt ow
- --
- .choose zfs btrfs xfs reiserfs
- .choose zfs btrfs butts reiserfs
- zfs
- --
- .choose destiny crackme advent crystal binex
- crackme
- --
- .choose "smoke weed" "smoke weed everyday"
- "smoke
- --
- .choose smoke weed, smoke "hella" weed
- smoke "hella" weed
- --
- .choose party, be bored
- be bored
- --
- .choose party, be bored
- party
- --
- .choose party, be bored
- party
- --
- .choose go outside, not
- not
- --
- .choose go home, play overwatch, do work
- go home
- --
- .choose go home, continue listening to dean martin
- .choose go home, continue lisbutting to dean martin
- continue listening to dean martin
- --
- .choose shoot, tshoot, pshoot
- i might butt about running one on my vps in a container or something
- --
- .choose bath, bed
- bath
- --
- .choose bath, butted
- hmm
- --
- .choose bath, bed, beyond
- beyond
- --
- .choose chinese mexican
- chinese
- --
- .choose chinese buttican
- ok
- --
- .choose tasty meal, food poisoning
- food poisoning
- --
- .choose vape, dont vape
- dont vape
- --
- .choose butt, dont butt
- damn..
- --
- .choose parse this markup, fuck it
- parse this markup
- --
- .choose y n
- y
- --
- .choose fallen enchantress, battle chasers
- fallen enchantress
- --
- .choose buy, rent
- rent
- --
- .choose feed my grumpy dogs, make them wait
- feed my grumpy dogs
- --
- .choose curry sushi
- "
- --
- .choose lift 600 pounds, lift 700 pounds
- lift 700 pounds
- --
- .choose lift nothing, don't lift anything
- lift nothing
- --
- .choose bart lyft
- bart
- --
- .choose weights, cardio
- weights
- --
- .choose ava, axis, sofia
- axis
- --
- .choose do the work i was supposed to do while napping, nap more
- do the work i was supposed to do while napping
- --
- .choose nap, nap more
- nap more
- --
- .choose late, barely made it
- late
- --
- .choose go home, stay and look busy
- go home
- --
- .choose useradd adduser
- useradd
- --
- .choose wfh, go to work
- go to work
- --
- .choose wfh, go to work
- go to work
- --
- .choose wfh, go to work
- wfh
- --
- .choose wfh, go to work
- wfh
- --
- .choose wfh, go to work
- wfh
- --
- .choose go home, sit at work
- go home
- --
- .choose burgerking dominos
- dominos
- --
- .choose death life
- death
- --
- .choose hamled victor
- hamled
- --
- .choose bedroom, office, bathroom
- office
- --
- .choose bedroom, bathroom
- bathroom
- --
- .choose sleep fuck
- sleep
- --
- .choose take off friday, take off monday
- take off monday
- --
- .choose go to work, one more meme
- one more meme
- --
- .choose go out, stay in
- go out
- --
- .choose eat, keep programmin
- eat
- --
- .choose work, dick around
- dick around
- --
- .choose motherboard, cpu
- cpu
- --
- .choose chili, ziti, soup
- ziti
- --
- .choose detroiter, lobster pizza
- lobster pizza
- --
- .choose sleep, eat
- sleep
- --
- .choose chili, salad
- chili
- --
- .choose art film, league of legends, sleep
- league of legends
- --
- .choose send it, don't
- don't
- --
- .choose send vape pic, don't
- send vape pic
- --
- .choose cheesybread garlictwists
- cheesybread
- --
- .choose ask to go back over, kill rats
- kill rats
- --
- .choose go to the hardware store, keep being a lazy fuck
- keep being a lazy fuck
- --
- .choose smash rats, fix bedroom lights
- smash rats
- --
- .choose die alone, die lonely
- die alone
- --
- .choose caffeine no
- no
- --
- .choose tenders, burger, quesadilla
- tenders
- --
- .choose pizza wings chinese
- pizza
- --
- .choose smash rats, nap
- nap
- --
- .choose macaron aux framboise, paris-brest, religieuse, carrot cake
- macaron aux framboise
- --
- .choose chicken, turkey
- chicken
- --
- .choose outside treadmill
- outside
- --
- .choose
- .choose <choice1>, <choice2>, ... <choicen> -- makes a decision
- //i.imgur.com/Fy51mhL.jpg
- --
- .choose wholefoods, freshii, lataqueria
- freshii
- --
- .choose wholefoods, chipotle, anh chi
- anh chi
- --
- .choose go to slim shader, stay home
- go to slim shader
- --
- .choose shoot scoot toot
- toot
- --
- .choose shoot scoot butt
- nah
- --
- .choose chinese, jamaican, tacos, gyros, pizza, sandwich, burger, cheesesteak
- jamaican
- --
- .choose pizza indian chinese
- pizza
- --
- .choose pizza wings chinese mexican indian
- pizza
- --
- .choose pizza wings chinese mexican indian
- mexican
- --
- .choose smoke a weed, quit the sin of combusting the devil's lettuce
- .choose smoke a butt, quit the butt of combusting the devil's lettuce
- smoke a weed
- --
- .choose
- .choose <choice1>, <choice2>, ... <choicen> -- makes a decision
- no band geeks
- --
- .choose go to sleep, one more hour
- go to sleep
- --
- .choose left over pizza, left over stirfly
- left over stirfly
- --
- .choose shower for the food delivery, just grab it really fast before they see you
- just grab it really fast before they see you
- --
- .choose shower for the butt delivbutt, just grab it really fast before they see you
- k
- --
- .choose wfh, wfw
- wfw
- --
- .choose work from home, work from work
- .choose wfh, nfh, wfw
- work from work
- --
- .choose accept friend request, deny friend request
- accept friend request
- --
- .choose get stoned, get stoned
- .choose get butted, get butted
- get stoned
- --
- .choose beer gym
- gym
- --
- .choose accept the updated terms & conditions, quit facebook
- quit facebook
- --
- .choose pizza, japanese curry
- japanese curry
- --
- .choose get dog, do not get dog
- get dog
- --
- .choose ubuntu, amazon linux
- ubuntu
- --
- .choose sell hold
- hold
- --
- .choose tacos, 7-layer
- tacos
- --
- .choose 3 4
- 4
- --
- .choose <choice1>, <choice2>, ... <choicen> -- makes a decision
- .ch Africa, Africa, Africa, Africa, Africa, Despacito
- --
- .choose store today, store tomorrow
- store today
- --
- .choose waterworks, shopnsave
- shopnsave
- --
- .choose yes no
- yes
- --
- .choose macaron croissant
- macaron
- --
- .choose goth frumpy
- frumpy
- --
- .choose baked good, no baked good
- no baked good
- --
- .choose baked butt, no baked butt
- fuck you bot
- --
- .choose be ill, be sick
- be sick
- --
- .choose cheesesteak pizza dtf
- dtf
- --
- .choose fuck
- the decision is up to you
- --
- .choose not-to-decide
- the decision is up to you
- --
- .choose fuck fuck
- fuck
- --
- .choose phantom-fears kindness-that-can-kill
- kindness-that-can-kill
- --
- .choose path-thats-clear freewill
- freewill
- --
- .choose fuck0 fuck1
- fuck1
- --
- .choose embrace the glory that is your birthright
- your
- --
- .choose .butt .lol
- .butt
- --
- .choose metal case, wooden case
- metal case
- --
- .choose panang red tom-kha
- tom-kha
- --
- .choose eatout leftovers
- leftovers
- --
- .choose party hermit
- hermit
- --
- .choose party hermit
- hermit
- --
- .choose party hermit
- lets play video games
- --
- .choose greasy pizza, greasy breakfast
- greasy pizza
- --
- .choose walk dogs, continue cowering in bed
- continue cowering in bed
- --
- .choose normal dog sitter, cheaper dog sitter
- normal dog sitter
- --
- .choose normal dog butter, cheaper dog butter
- hmm
- --
- .choose play-dark-souls watch-expanse
- play-dark-souls
- --
- .choose curry, chicken, poutine, burger, parmesan truffle fries
- chicken
- --
- .choose go swimming now, wait until 4PM
- go swimming now
- --
- .choose weird indian pho
- weird
- --
- .choose hash, dab, flower
- flower
- --
- .choose butt, dab, flower
- too late skybot i already made up my mind when i pressed enter
- --
- .choose new job, same job
- new job
- --
- .choose nap, keep working
- nap
- --
- .choose goog, cf
- cf
- --
- .choose lm2 y0
- lm2
- --
- .choose book, game, anime, other book
- other book
- --
- .choose honzuki
- the decision is up to you
- --
- .choose bk wendys
- .butt bk wendys
- --
- .choose work, home
- work
- --
- .choose nap, dont nap
- dont nap
- --
- .choose go to brunch, dont go to brunch
- .choose go to butt, dont go to butt
- go to brunch
- --
- .choose pick fight with social media intern, dont
- dont
- --
- .choose new, old
- new
- --
- .choose stay at work for an hour, go home and leave shortly after
- go home and leave shortly after
- --
- .choose tikka korean thai chipotle
- chipotle
- --
- .choose buy persona 5 or never anime not even once
- never
- --
- .choose poop fart
- fart
- --
- .choose coffee, tea
- tea
- --
- .choose black, cream
- black
- --
- .choose healthy salad, meat salad, quesadilla
- meat salad
- --
- .choose lick bag in public, waste icing
- waste icing
- --
- .choose go home and fart around, stay and fart around
- stay and fart around
- --
- .choose guilty notguilty
- notguilty
- --
- .choose ncisaccelerationist ncisnotaccelerationist
- ncisnotaccelerationist
- --
- .choose eft csgo
- csgo
- --
- .choose eft csgo nexus nexus nexus nexus nexus
- eft
- --
- .choose sea of strangers, the princess savers herself, pillow thoughts
- the princess savers herself
- --
- .choose go home, die in a fire
- die in a fire
- --
- .choose go butt, die in a fire
- welp
- --
- .choose oolong, green, black
- oolong
- --
- .choose ff5ac+drwho, overwatch, buy a cheap steam game, wildcard
- buy a cheap steam game
- --
- .choose lil wickerman, horse head, horse tail
- horse head
- --
- .choose lil butterman, horse head, horse tail
- whats a little CTE instead of closing stories
- --
- .choose mcdo donuts
- donuts
- --
- .choose go home, stay
- go home
- --
- .choose chicken taco pizza
- chicken
- --
- .choose make coffee, go back to sleep in an hour
- make coffee
- --
- .choose which wich, blaze, zoup
- blaze
- --
- .choose mexican thai burger teriyaki
- mexican
- --
- .choose leftovers cook
- leftovers
- --
- .choose party, kiss my dog at midnight
- ???
- --
- .choose get out of bed, stay in bed, bring switch to bed
- get out of bed
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