$name : Order Fiasco Generator
$author : Linds
$description : Generates a story for your character.
$amount : 7
$picture : http://s1.postimg.org/hr8yzlt23/cookie.png
$button : Let's do it!

$objects
a pair of glasses with one lens cracked
a pair of underwear that say NYMPHO on the butt
the instruction booklet from a battery-operated toy
an elaborate pros/cons list

$tech incidents
a relationship status update
a like on a crush's photo from 2 years ago
a local swipe right
facebook lyrics post

$relationships
roommates during the welters tournament hosted by brakebills
caught the other person doing a walk of shame early in the morning
trying to reunite a shoe found outside your door after a kegger with its owner
locked in a bathroom with someone at a party

$motivations
hungover as fuck from last night's party
wants coaching on texting their crush
has a really petty curse on them but can't ask for help
needs to borrow $100

$chocolate chips
[chocolate] chips
[chocolate] chunks

$cookie filling
cream
[fruit] jam
[fruit] jelly
[chocolate]
liquor {30%}

$cookie shape
square
rectangular
[round|oval]
[animal-shaped|star-shaped|spiral-shaped|triangle-shaped|spiral-shaped|swirly|flower-shaped] {40%}
lumpy {10%}

$cookie modifier
it has sprinkles on it
it has [pink|blue|white|red|orange|yellow] [frosting|icing] on it
[it has an interesting pattern|it has a little drawing on it]
it is filled with [cookie filling]
it is topped with [cookie filling]
it is coated in [chocolate]
it is [very] [plump|chewy|crumbly|brittle|soft|spongy]
it goes well with [coffee|tea|milk|juice]

$cookie augments
with [nuts]
with [chocolate chips]
with [nuts] and [chocolate chips]

$very
pretty
rather
very
fairly
kind of
somewhat

$cookie word
cookie
biscuit

$cookie
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