there's gonna be carnage

“Oo, me, me, me!”  Carnage yelled, “Oh, this is hard.  There is so much I want!  I could kill everyone on earth or make a giant swimming pool full of people’s blood mixed with the tears of the newly made orphans while they watch me rip out their parents hearts.” Tony tensed.  He was prepared to use his wish to counteract Carnage’s wish should it be especially gruesome.  “But, I digress.  What I really want is to be sent to whatever universe Shatterbird came from. This “Slaughterhouse 9” has caught my fancy, and it’s been a while since I’ve been on a massive killing spree. That seems like a group of fun individuals that I could get along with, so why not?”

“IT IS DONE”

“YAY!” Carnage was gone with a poof.

- Finals, Season 2, /u/MathNerdMatt