Vladmir Stoksche

michael0621: Hi
Creedit: ey boi
michael0621: Do you play sandbox hero?
Creedit: Nope.
Creedit: Do you?
michael0621: Yes :p
del5299516: hi
Creedit: ey bio
del5299516: how are you?
Creedit: Pretty fine.
Creedit: How are you?
del5299516: I am wonderful
del5299516: what is you name?
del5299516: i learning english sorry
Creedit: That doesn't matter. But you can refer to me as Creed.
del5299516: creed is good name
del5299516: my name is Vladmir Stoksche
del5299516: i from ukraine
del5299516: do you come to ukraine?
Creedit: Nope.
Creedit: I live far.
del5299516: where you live?
HassK: I LOVE THIS GAME
Creedit: Far, del. Faaaar.
del5299516: in ukraine, gang of robbers take my dog and money
del5299516: i miss dog
del5299516: money come again
HassK: Maybe Dog take your money & run away
del5299516: no, dog very friend. dog only thing make me happy
del5299516: i raise from baby he alway bring fresh rat to share
HassK: Maybe Dog & Rat make big plan to take your money start new life somewhere else
del5299516: in ukraine, dog and rat not so smart as where you live.
HassK: In this city dogs & rats control our country
del5299516: i want better life, maybe learn like dog and rat
del5299516: why i try english
del5299516: english very hard
Creedit: Not at all, Del.
del5299516: i wish to speak like america king barak
del5299516: he very smart man
HassK: I think your dog & your rat escape your clutches to start new like in bahamas
HassK: "life"
HassK: you must write to them to keep them happy
del5299516: what is bahamas? america king barak cousin?
del5299516: o'bahamas?
del5299516: hassk, do rat and dog go to school
HassK: Yes. The rats start to go school after the Plague
RobertH204: nip
del5299516: plague?
HassK: They made big problem in europe. but they are learning
del5299516: oh. plague in ukraine make very bad for people
del5299516: i cough blood for week
del5299516: and butt vomit for two week
del5299516: how you say, bowel movement?
HassK: yes
HassK: we call this rectus momentus
del5299516: very many bowel movement. rectus momentus bad
HassK: yes it happens when you eat raw meat
del5299516: i lose butcher job because very many bowel movement
HassK: ohh this no good buddy
del5299516: i very sad now. only have computer to learn english
del5299516: try to become america lawyer
HassK: i think its better for you to look for job in papua new guinea
del5299516: what good is papua new guinea?
del5299516: butcher job good in guinea?
HassK: i think they like new people to train
del5299516: i train you to be good butcher?
del5299516: only 200 hryvnia
del5299516: you pack whole cow in 5 minute
del5299516: best butcher in city
HassK: NO
HassK: My unvle Vlad is best in the world
HassK: "uncle"
del5299516: haask here maybe?
edawesome071: FAP
del5299516: what is fap
edawesome071: mastering the bait
del5299516: how i master the bait? is hard?
haate: it is if you're doing it right.
audial40: baiting the master is a good way to pass time
del5299516: do it make good money
del5299516: ?
edawesome071: lol
del5299516: to be master bait you make moeny?
del5299516: need money to pay rent or i must sleep on floor
HassK: i think we should all sit together & have a mass debate
TrevorH24: about what
HassK: about the master bait
del5299516: perhaps we can all debate eachother
del5299516: in a circle shape maybe
HassK: or maybe pentagon
del5299516: JUST JERK ME OFF FAGGET
HassK: I don't like to eat foggots but someone distinguished English gentlemen do
HassK: do you understanf
del5299516: no show me pls
HassK: you are an interesting inquisitive creature
kid_fantastic: sup
del5299516: sup nigga
kid_fantastic: nm just siting class playin games
del5299516: aww naww niggy you need to get you some edumacation
kid_fantastic: that chance
HassK: So what they are trying to say is we all came from that primordial soup?
del5299516: i aint no monkey
del5299516: no teacher can tell me i dun used to be a monkey
kid_fantastic: exactly
HassK: ex act ly
HassK: all my exes lie !
HassK: they were all whorz
del5299516: I just bought a boxer dog tho, pure bred. dat nigga went through 6 generations to become the beast he is todaay
del5299516: but **** evolution
del5299516: fo real
kid_fantastic: pit bull is the way to go