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Bob Goes On An Advencha, Session 6

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  1. * Darte sneaks in, nudging his glasses into place.
  2. <Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1BAoUqGgg
  3. <Kefka> YouTube: Phantom Brave Bonus Soundtrack~ R&R Junkie - Views: 19,857 - Length: 2:28 - Uploaded: 2008-08-25 - User: Tunacaitsith - Likes: 135 - Dislikes: 1
  4. <WindStrike> *LAST TIME ON ZERPYGEE...
  5. <DM> *You encountered a great Iron Knuckle, started fighting it, and then frigin' Garo Master showed up, and you fought two frigin' bosses at once. Luckily, Shady was able to bring in a portal that let you use your other characters, so despite people dying if they're killed, you had a chance to die again... wait-
  6. <DM> *You fought on, the battle went back and forth, and the Iron Knuckle was revealed to be the one and only Nabooru, mind controlled by Ganond- no wait, this time it was Agahnim. What a twist! Instead of trying to fight them both though, you all concocted a plan to somehow turn Garo Master against Nabooru. And somehow... it worked... but at a cost.
  7. <DM> *Poor ol' Bob, Dex's trustiest lackey, died in the process, but with Garo Master turned against Nabooru, you all were able to turn the tide of the battle and break Nabooru's mind control afterwards. Garo Master escaped, Amilena went with Nabooru to go find Ahlma, the real Gerudo leader, and somehow Kirran's fairy drank too much blood.
  8. <Hal> (What markers have we found yet?)
  9. <DM> *Ahead of you is the final test of the quest - avenge Bob and defeat Agahnim! See this advencha through and through with a skull through 'is 'eart!
  10. <DM> *Oh, and the markers, you found, in this order: Right, a triangle pointing up, Up, Left, and Right. Shady is now letting you know the last piece he found was the same as the second symbol.
  11. <DM> -=SESSION STARTO!=-
  12. <SubconsciousEye> Dammed Spirits
  13. * Hal exits through save portal that Shady has opened up... carrying a curious robotic contraption with him.
  14. <Hal> Well, that was weird
  15. <Hal> I somehow landed on the moon thanks to that darn kick
  16. <Fireblast> "Hey, it's, uh, who are you again?"
  17. <Darte> (Hal is Hildibrand)
  18. <Darte> (Haldibrand)
  19. <Hal> And, when I came back, I found this
  20. <DM> [Shady]: Hey buds, some jerks cleaned out my stocks earlier, so all I got is one full revive potion. Pop it on someone, and it'll bring 'em back to full hearts and magic. And just letting you know, sad as it is, I'm pretty sure it won't work on Bob, so save it for the fight!
  21. * Hal places the mechanical contraption on the ground. Us players recongise it as a core from Apeture Laboratories
  22. <DM> *A full revive potion rolls through the portal.
  23. <Space_Core> Space
  24. <Space_Core> Everything is Space
  25. <Space_Core> We are all space
  26. <Fireblast> "Oh god not again."
  27. <Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btgElRhD138&t=4m26s
  28. <Kefka> YouTube: Hildibrand -SPOILER WARNING- hilarious cutscene ^_^ - Views: 9,628 - Length: 6:19 - Uploaded: 2012-08-26 - User: Cellsplitter - Likes: 41 - Dislikes: 2
  29. <Space_Core> Space!
  30. <DM> [Shady]: I'll keep the portal up in case you folks still need backup for the last battle, but I'm runnin' outta juice here and this portal won't last forever.
  31. <Space_Core> SPACE!?
  32. <DM> SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
  33. <Space_Core> SPAAAAAAACE?
  34. <DM> *Sorry bout that. No idea what came over me.
  35. <Hal> This thing is useless
  36. <Fireblast> "Hey Shady, do you happen to find a microphone?"
  37. <Fireblast> "No?"
  38. <Fireblast> "Okay."
  39. * Hal kicks Space_Core out of the window
  40. <DM> *The big bad door to the next room opens slowly, revealing ahead what appears to be... a corrupted Fairy Fountain. What a surprise...
  41. * Darte decides not to pick that up, since he'll likely be dead before he can use it.
  42. * Hal picks up a full restore potion
  43. * Space_Core (~Orithan@123.149.240.116.sta.dodo.net.au) has left (*Poof!*)
  44. <DM> *A set of four torches lines the corners of the room.
  45. <Hal> Okay
  46. <Fireblast> "Oh, right, corrupted Fairy Fountains."
  47. <DM> *On the other side of the room, bathing in the fountain is Agahnim, drawing in its corrupt powers.
  48. <Fireblast> "... When was the last time we went to one?"
  49. <DM> *Dex, for some reason, you can't see Agahnim, the rest of you can.
  50. <Fireblast> "I swear, we've been to one."
  51. <Hal> < Triangle Up ^ < > Triangle Up
  52. * Hal forgets that it is not the Komani Code and facepalms at that thought
  53. <DM> *Weird that dark vision would prevent you from seeing someone in the light...
  54. * Hal stares at Aganhim, before looking around the room for the symbols he saw earlier
  55. <DM> *Just to clarify, the torches are not lit. The corrupted fairy fountain's waters are actually what's lighting up the room currently, in this weird purplish hue.
  56. <DM> *You don't see the symbols at all.
  57. <Fireblast> "I wonder."
  58. <DM> [Agahnim]: Ah, excellent, you'll all here...
  59. * Fireblast attempts to bottle the corrupt fairy fountain water.
  60. <DM> *The big boss doors close behind you, but not before Shady is able to move his portal inside of the room.
  61. <Fireblast> "Wait, who said that?"
  62. <DM> *You bottle it Fireblast. Would you like to drink it?
  63. <Fireblast> "Was it the wind?"
  64. <DM> [Agahnim]: You all are here to fight me, and not stop my army from taking over Hyrule?
  65. * Fireblast stashes the corrupt fairy fountain water into her inventory, stating that she might use it in a future experiment.
  66. <DM> *He does a great maniacal laugh.
  67. <Hal> Oh dear.
  68. <DM> [Agahnim]: ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU!
  69. <Fireblast> "I didn't know the wind was sentient!"
  70. <Fireblast> "... Which direction are the words coming from again?"
  71. <DM> *Agahnim throws a black fireball at Fireblast! Roll Wisdom to defend!
  72. <DM> $35d10
  73. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 2, 2, 2, 8, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 9, 1, 4, 7, 1, 4, 6, 10, 4, 1, 7, 8, 3, 8, 4, 8, 9 and 6. Total: 151. Successes: 14.
  74. <Fireblast> "Oh, right, Agamemnon."
  75. <DM> [Agahnim]: LISTEN TO ME, DANGIT!
  76. * Hal arms himself up in preparation to defend
  77. <Fireblast> $27d10
  78. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 8, 2, 9, 1, 5, 10, 2, 7, 10, 4, 9, 9, 5, 2, 5, 5, 6, 10, 4, 9, 10, 1, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 167. Successes: 23.
  79. <DM> (question, who's got access to black fire? I know Kirran does, but he's not joining till later)
  80. <Hal> (Nope)
  81. <DM> *Fireblast, the black fireball bounces right off your shield.
  82. <Fireblast> "Sorry, it was too funny to make fun of your insignificance compared to the rest of the universe we live in."
  83. * DM drops a black fire lamp into the room.
  84. * Darte wonders what's so important about listening. Does he have ears?
  85. <Hal> (Oh wait I have a black torch?)
  86. <Fireblast> "Now then..."
  87. * Fireblast sits down and sips some tea.
  88. <Fireblast> "Care for some tea?"
  89. <DM> *Whelp, Fireblast just won troll-of-the-year award.
  90. <DM> *Okee dokey, let's see if anyone gets bonus turns. Roll initiatives!
  91. <Hal> $init 1d10
  92. <Navi> Hal: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  93. <Dex> $init 1d10
  94. <Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  95. * DM pokes Fireblast and Darte.
  96. <Darte> $1d10
  97. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 10. Successes: 2.
  98. <Fireblast> $1d10
  99. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 10. Successes: 2.
  100. <DM> ...... whelp
  101. <Fireblast> "Yeah, kinda figured."
  102. <DM> dis gun be over fast...... maybe
  103. <DM> -BONUS ROUND-
  104. * Fireblast goes back to sipping tea again.
  105. <DM> *Dex, Darte and Fireblast, go nuts.
  106. <DM> stats - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2624.html#pid2624
  107. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  108. <Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  109. <DM> *Agahnim takes 2 damage from that.
  110. <Fireblast> "Hey Agamemnon, how does it feel to accomplish something?"
  111. <DM> [Agahnim]: Grr... I'm killing YOU first...
  112. <Fireblast> "Go ahead."
  113. * Darte feels like he's in a stabby mood. He wonders how this new Spiritual Scimitar tries out...
  114. * Hal takes the Black Torch
  115. * Fireblast aims a Magical Blade at Agahnim, attempting to hit him.
  116. <Darte> (v. Courage)
  117. <Fireblast> Magical Blade:
  118. <Fireblast> REQUIREMENTS: You being at Maximum Hearts
  119. <Fireblast> DESCRIPTION: Fire a magical blade of air, powered by your Hearts, at a target.
  120. <Fireblast> Roll your Courage +9 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  121. <Fireblast> Damage: +0
  122. <Fireblast> $36d10
  123. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 9, 3, 3, 10, 2, 4, 5, 1, 5, 1, 10, 9, 9, 8, 3, 10, 3, 8, 6, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2, 10, 4, 10, 10, 4, 7, 5, 2, 9 and 7. Total: 202. Successes: 26.
  124. <Hal> (Are the torches lit or not?)
  125. <DM> (nope, they are completely unlit)
  126. <DM> *Fireblast, your magical blade goes...... straight through Agahnim, as he continues to laugh in generic-evil-style.
  127. <Fireblast> "I see. That confirms my suspicion."
  128. <Hal> Hmmm Fireblast.
  129. <Hal> You were able to reflect the fireballs
  130. <Hal> I think that hints something
  131. <Dex> Light the torches with the Black Torch.
  132. <Fireblast> "Indeed it does."
  133. * Darte ignores all this good advice.
  134. <Darte> $36d10
  135. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 1, 6, 1, 6, 6, 1, 4, 4, 9, 7, 4, 1, 4, 9, 2, 5, 2, 3, 6, 2, 7, 6, 1, 10, 2, 5, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 8 and 1. Total: 145. Successes: 16.
  136. <Fireblast> "Everyone else, go nuts."
  137. <Darte> =_=
  138. <Darte> (v. courage...
  139. <DM> *Darte, not only do you go ridiculously slow in your stabby attempt, but... you pass through Agahnim as well.
  140. <Darte> : <
  141. * Fireblast goes back to sipping tea while she waits.
  142. <DM> *Seems spiritual energy just goes riiiiight through him. It's like he's not even there...
  143. <DM> *FYI, the act of going up to a torch and lighting it (at least through conventional means) takes a support action.
  144. * Dex snags the torch and unlights another torch.
  145. * Dex unlights a second torch.
  146. <Hal> (So two torches are lit?)
  147. <Dex> yes
  148. <Hal> 18h 13m
  149. * Darte attempts to unlight a Metal-tipped Arrow from an unlit torch.
  150. <DM> *Dex, dark flames light up two of the torches, dimming the room by quite a bit. You can see a silhouette of Agahnim, now.
  151. <Fireblast> "Y'know, I wonder why Agamemnon here is laughing like a stereotypical villain."
  152. <Fireblast> "Must be connected to his insignificance."
  153. <DM> *Darte, you are successful in your attempt.
  154. <DM> -ROUND 1-
  155. <Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  156. <DM> *I should remind you, generally in the darkness, the enemies get stronger....
  157. * Darte fires his dark-unlit arrow along the two remaining torches.
  158. <DM> *Agahnim summons three Flaming Bats from the Corrupted Fountain.
  159. <DM> Agahnim: 100h, 485m
  160. <DM> *Tag and tag, the torches are lit, annnnd the room is completely dark! Everyone without dark vision, you've got -10 dice on attacking. Good luck!
  161. <DM> *Dex, now that the room is pitch black, you can see Agahnim clear as day! ...... wait what.
  162. * Fireblast yawns "Boring."
  163. <DM> [Agahnim]: And now that it's dark, my attacks are powered up!
  164. * Darte keeps his bow out, drawing a Sacred Golden Arrow from his quiver and taking aim at Agahnim's crystal-clear form!
  165. <DM> *Agahnim shoots out orbs of black flames, hitting all enemies, dealing Half Neutral Damage.
  166. <DM> *SIMULTANEOUS ACTIONS!
  167. <Darte> FFFUUU--
  168. <DM> *Darte, you roll first!
  169. <Darte> ATTACK: Bows firing this Arrow gain 30 Attack Dice and hit the targets' Courage stat.
  170. <Darte> Damage: +0
  171. <Darte> $56d10
  172. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 347. Successes: 45.
  173. <Darte> $5d10
  174. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 5, 10 and 1. Total: 28. Successes: 5.
  175. <Fireblast> [Wisdom?]
  176. <Darte> (v. courage)
  177. <DM> $10d10
  178. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 8, 2, 3, 7, 8, 2, 4, 4 and 9. Total: 51. Successes: 4.
  179. <DM> *Alrighty, now rolling Black Inferno! All players, roll Wisdom to defend!
  180. <Hal> $27d10
  181. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 7, 3, 10, 8, 6, 4, 9, 6, 9, 9, 3, 10, 9, 9, 10, 1, 4, 10, 1, 7, 7, 2, 10, 4 and 10. Total: 177. Successes: 24.
  182. <DM> $40d10 for Agahnim
  183. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 4, 10, 7, 1, 6, 10, 1, 4, 5, 4, 3, 1, 3, 2, 4, 3, 1, 3, 2, 1, 6, 1, 1, 3, 8, 2, 2, 1, 1, 3, 7, 4, 2, 4, 5, 8, 4 and 5. Total: 150. Successes: 14.
  184. <DM> wow
  185. <DM> just
  186. <DM> wow
  187. <DM> Navi HATES Agahnim
  188. <Dex> $21d10
  189. * Hal dodges the Black Inferno with ease
  190. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 8, 4, 9, 1, 5, 2, 3, 5, 4, 4, 6, 10, 5, 6, 2, 2, 8, 3 and 2. Total: 99. Successes: 11.
  191. <Darte> $28d10
  192. <DM> that's a whole new level of bad
  193. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 9, 3, 7, 3, 7, 4, 6, 1, 4, 5, 9, 8, 3, 9, 3, 4, 1, 8, 8, 5, 3, 7, 10, 8, 8 and 1. Total: 158. Successes: 18.
  194. <DM> $calc 40/14
  195. <Kefka> 40/14 = 2.857143
  196. <Fireblast> $27d10
  197. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 1, 3, 3, 6, 2, 5, 2, 5, 1, 5, 1, 2, 9, 5, 10, 6, 7, 9, 8, 1, 10, 5, 8, 4, 8 and 5. Total: 136. Successes: 19.
  198. <DM> that's just sad
  199. <DM> *Dex is the only one that gets hit, taking 2 neutral damage.
  200. <Darte> 16h 11m | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF)
  201. <Fireblast> [Really proves that he is insignificant]
  202. * Darte backsteps with a scowl as an orb whizzes right where his arrow had been.
  203. <DM> *Darte, your golden arrow zooms STRAIGHT through that Orb like it wasn't even there and...
  204. <Dex> $10d10
  205. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 3, 5, 10, 3, 7, 2, 8 and 9. Total: 56. Successes: 7.
  206. <DM> *One of the bats tries to intercept the attack to stop it, but the golden arrow's power is so great, it disintegrates the bat instantly.
  207. <Darte> GACK. Batdust.
  208. <Fireblast> "Oh, right, golden arrows."
  209. <DM> *Agahnim, from the first attack from the players, takes 41 Damage as the golden arrow pierces him straight through the heart. But wait, he doesn't have a heart! And yet it still hurt like crazy.
  210. <Fireblast> "I could've sworn I used something similar in the past."
  211. <DM> (HEYOOOOOOOOO on that pun)
  212. <DM> [Agahnim]: Gah! That..... WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!
  213. <DM> *Agahnim reacts by releasing a powerful shockwave of wind, automatically blowing out the torches. Knocks all enemies backwards. Anyone hit loses 3 Attack Dice.
  214. <DM> $40d10
  215. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 4, 8, 4, 4, 9, 3, 8, 9, 8, 5, 7, 6, 5, 6, 1, 3, 10, 8, 8, 3, 2, 10, 7, 2, 2, 4, 4, 10, 3, 10, 10, 6, 8, 3, 9, 7, 5 and 7. Total: 245. Successes: 32.
  216. <Hal> $27d10
  217. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 1, 2, 8, 6, 7, 8, 9, 6, 6, 6, 9, 7, 5, 6, 8, 7, 10, 2, 7, 2, 1, 6, 7, 9 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 22.
  218. <DM> *Roll Power to defend, not Wisdom.
  219. <Hal> $14d10
  220. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 3, 3, 10, 6, 3, 1, 3, 9, 8, 1, 7 and 3. Total: 68. Successes: 8.
  221. * Fireblast pokes a reroll on Agahnim
  222. <Darte> $15d10
  223. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 2, 2, 3, 7, 7, 1, 3, 7, 2, 10, 8, 3, 5 and 5. Total: 71. Successes: 9.
  224. <Dex> $21d10
  225. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 4, 1, 6, 6, 3, 5, 2, 5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 5, 10, 6, 1, 1, 7, 4 and 8. Total: 93. Successes: 12.
  226. <Fireblast> $27d10
  227. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 1, 10, 6, 10, 8, 9, 5, 2, 10, 8, 2, 5, 4, 5, 10, 5, 10, 5, 9, 3, 7, 4, 2, 3 and 5. Total: 157. Successes: 23.
  228. <DM> *Annnnnd all of you are effortlessly knocked back. Thankfully, that attack DOESN'T do damage.
  229. <Darte> o_o
  230. <DM> *All the torches are back to being unlit!
  231. <Fireblast> [Guess my reroll didn't get used]
  232. * Darte spins backward ungracefully, chin digging a furrow into the... stone.
  233. <Fireblast> [Kinda figured.]
  234. * Hal spins back with a significant amoung of force.
  235. <Darte> 16h 11m | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Wind-ed. By Wind. With Wind. (-3d ATT)
  236. <DM> *Agahnim this time aims directly at Darte...
  237. <Fireblast> "Oh, just a little bit of attack dice loss?"
  238. <Hal> 18h 13m | -3 Dice
  239. <Fireblast> [Eh, whatever.]
  240. <DM> *Agahnim reaches through the Dark World and grabs onto your soul, sucking away your life force directly! (Roll Wisdom) | If it hits, it siphons 10 Hearts & Magic.
  241. <DM> (by the way, the -10 dice is over cause it's fully lit)
  242. <DM> $40d10
  243. <Darte> 16h 11m | 4 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Wind-ed. By Wind. With Wind. (-3d ATT)
  244. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 9, 10, 3, 3, 10, 3, 9, 10, 10, 7, 4, 2, 6, 2, 4, 1, 5, 8, 10, 10, 7, 5, 8, 9, 2, 2, 1, 4, 7, 3, 3, 5, 3, 5, 7, 3, 7 and 5. Total: 224. Successes: 29.
  245. <Fireblast> 13h, 10m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | -3 ATK Dice
  246. <Darte> $28d10
  247. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 2, 6, 9, 8, 7, 2, 8, 2, 10, 8, 1, 6, 2, 9, 5, 4, 10, 5, 7, 7, 8, 9, 1, 10, 4 and 8. Total: 167. Successes: 22.
  248. <Darte> : <
  249. <DM> *Yyyyep, he totally drains part of your soul away.
  250. <DM> Agahnim: 69h, 480m
  251. <Hal> (I have an attack)
  252. <Hal> (Has everyone attacked)
  253. <Darte> 6h 1m | 5 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Wind-ed. By Wind. With Wind. (-3d ATT)
  254. <Hal> (Dex shouldn't be the only one attacking)
  255. <Hal> (So lets not light all the torches)
  256. <Hal> (CALLED IT)
  257. <DM> *Agahnim summons three more Flaming Bats from the Corrupted Fountain.
  258. <DM> *There's now 5 Flaming Bats.
  259. * Fireblast casts Burning Blade on herself to slightly lessen the attack dice loss.
  260. <DM> Agahnim: 69h, 470m
  261. <Darte> (Are these flaming bats or unflaming bats)
  262. <Fireblast> 13h, 7m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | -1 ATK Dice
  263. <Hal> (Um, what about launching attacks through fires?)
  264. <DM> *They're purple flaming bats. As in, you can somehow see them perfectly fine in the darkness.
  265. <DM> (You could try it)
  266. * Hal pokes Dex to ZURPGTEAM
  267. <DM> *I will note that if you guys take too long and just stand around and chat all day, I will jump to the next round.
  268. * Darte thinks we should pin the bats onto the torches, like a little entomoloy exercise, except these are really weird bugs.
  269. <Hal> #ZURPGTEAM
  270. * Hal sighs as he casts Second Chance on himself
  271. <Hal> 18h 9m 2rp | -3 Attack Dice
  272. <DM> (I should've given Agahnim Second Chance... oh well, too late)
  273. <Fireblast> [He's already insignificant as-is, don't make him more insignificant by giving him Second Chance]
  274. <Darte> He's the REAL bug for this collection.
  275. * Hal then casts a Heal Beam at Darte
  276. <Hal> *Darte recovers 5 Hearts
  277. <DM> [Agahnim]: Are you all really just going to stand there while I recharge my attacks? Really now?
  278. * Darte appreciates the heal beam <3
  279. <DM> [Agahnim]: Oh, what I wouldn't do for some fairycide about now...
  280. <Dex> Shut your face and wait your turn.
  281. <Fireblast> "Well, you are insignificant, sure I guess."
  282. <Darte> 11h 1m | 5 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Wind-ed. By Wind. With Wind. (-3d ATT)
  283. <Hal> 18h 8m 2rp | -3 Attack Dice
  284. <Fireblast> "Hey Agamemnon, how many torches are there?"
  285. <DM> [Agahnim]: ..... four.
  286. <Fireblast> "Thanks."
  287. <DM> *THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS- wait this isn't Star Trek. Sorry, inner Picard spoke out.
  288. * Hal is out of actions
  289. <DM> *5 minutes, round 1 ends.
  290. <Darte> (I too can quote 1984)
  291. <DM> (oh god dangit nappa)
  292. * Fireblast spends the remainder of her support action casting another Burning Blade on herself.
  293. <Fireblast> 13h, 4m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | +1 ATK Dice
  294. <DM> (huh, I realized I haven't been taking attack rise into account..... guess I'll start doing that next round)
  295. <Fireblast> [Don't worry, it's only to somewhat balance out the loss, not going to use it for raising it any higher.]
  296. <Hal> (Fireblast has used actions)
  297. * Dex lights two torches.
  298. <DM> -ROUND 2-
  299. <DM> *Agahnim shoots out orbs of black flames, hitting all enemies, dealing Half Neutral Damage. (Roll Wisdom)
  300. <DM> $35d10
  301. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 1, 2, 4, 7, 4, 9, 5, 1, 5, 7, 9, 6, 6, 6, 7, 2, 8, 5, 6, 1, 5, 1, 8, 1, 8, 6, 1, 8, 10, 8, 9, 10, 10 and 2. Total: 190. Successes: 26.
  302. * Fireblast watches as Agahnim takes two neutral damage automatically.
  303. <DM> [Agahnim]: Startin' this round off all kinds of- DANGIT HOW IS THAT EVEN HITTING ME?!
  304. <Dex> $21d10
  305. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 4, 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 3, 2, 3, 9, 8, 5, 6, 2, 10, 7, 6, 10, 4 and 7. Total: 114. Successes: 14.
  306. <Fireblast> $27d10
  307. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 8, 5, 10, 6, 4, 9, 5, 6, 5, 9, 6, 6, 3, 1, 4, 5, 3, 7, 3, 10, 1, 9, 1, 10 and 5. Total: 159. Successes: 23.
  308. <Hal> $27d10
  309. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 9, 4, 8, 9, 1, 3, 8, 6, 6, 7, 1, 2, 1, 9, 7, 7, 1, 8, 1, 6, 10, 7, 8, 10 and 7. Total: 163. Successes: 22.
  310. <DM> (huh, forgot the 2 from last round, including that)
  311. * Hal rerolls Dex
  312. <Dex> $21d10
  313. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 7, 2, 7, 7, 1, 1, 4, 9, 1, 7, 7, 6, 2, 3, 6, 4, 4, 4 and 10. Total: 100. Successes: 11.
  314. <Dex> $10d10
  315. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 8, 1, 10, 8, 7, 8, 7 and 3. Total: 58. Successes: 8.
  316. * Fireblast barely takes any damage, only one neutral damage (Thanks neutral armor)
  317. <Darte> $28d10
  318. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 10, 6, 4, 6, 6, 5, 10, 5, 5, 7, 1, 10, 9, 3, 6, 2, 7, 9, 2, 7, 4, 9, 7, 4, 7 and 3. Total: 166. Successes: 23.
  319. <Fireblast> 12h, 4m | Prism Shield Charge: 0 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | +1 ATK Dice
  320. <Dex> $1d4
  321. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1.
  322. <DM> *Dex ends up dodging the attack entirely, and Hal gets his RP back.
  323. * Hal takes only 2 damage
  324. <DM> *Agahnim gains a nice ol' 3 Attack Dice, one from each of yew all... except auto-dodging Dex.
  325. <Hal> 16h 8m 2rp | -3 Attack Dice
  326. <Darte> 9h 1m | 6 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Wind-ed. By Wind. With Wind. (-2d ATT)
  327. <Dex> 13h 13m 15wc -3 attack dice
  328. <DM> [Agahnim]: Now now, who would like to try and hit me again?
  329. <Fireblast> [So, since someone was successful in defending a magical attack, does that mean I add a charge to Prism Shield]
  330. * Hal takes a torch and lights one
  331. <Hal> *3 torches lit
  332. <DM> (yes)
  333. <Fireblast> 12h, 4m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | +1 ATK Dice
  334. <Darte> 9h 1m | 6 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d ATT) | Winded (-2d ATT)
  335. <DM> *Okee dokey, all 4 torches are lit in darkness, annnnd pitch black mode happens again!
  336. * Dex lights the last torch and sets fire to his own claws!!
  337. <DM> ..........
  338. <Hal> Hold it Dex
  339. <DM> *I'm sorry...... what.
  340. <Hal> He has bats
  341. <Hal> They will block the attack
  342. * Fireblast simply drinks a Magic Jar to recover some Magic.
  343. <Fireblast> 12h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | +1 ATK Dice
  344. <DM> *So him having bats.... is that another way of saying he's got crabs?
  345. <Darte> Bat battle.
  346. <Hal> (Can the bats roll to defend?)
  347. <DM> (try an' find out)
  348. * Hal gives Fireblast a bomb
  349. <Hal> Throw it at Agahnim.
  350. * Fireblast already has bombs in her inventory.
  351. * Fireblast attempts to throw it at Agahnim.
  352. <Hal> Actually, throw it above him
  353. <Hal> Let the explosion torch the bats..
  354. * Fireblast throws the bomb just somewhat about Agahnim (Group attack from Bomb)
  355. <Fireblast> Group:
  356. <Fireblast> EFFECT: This bypasses Cover.
  357. <Fireblast> Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Power dice
  358. <Fireblast> Damage: 4
  359. * Hal keeps his bombs
  360. <Fireblast> $24d10
  361. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 6, 1, 6, 1, 5, 2, 7, 9, 2, 1, 3, 8, 1, 3, 6, 4, 8, 7, 1, 7, 8 and 7. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
  362. <DM> *The bomb's explosion wipes out all of the bats (good call).
  363. <Fireblast> [*Above Agahnim]
  364. * Darte dances in the batdust rain
  365. <DM> *The bats block the attack from hitting Agahnim though.
  366. <Hal> (Nope)
  367. <Hal> Now Dex, do your stuff
  368. * Dex lights his claws on fire with the Dark Torch.
  369. <DM> [Agahnim]: Gah, these are useless!
  370. <Hal> (Kirran, you are about to witness something reaaaaaly dumb)
  371. * Dex tries out a flaming Soulgouge.
  372. <Fireblast> "You don't say, Agamemnon."
  373. * Darte sits back and watches.
  374. <Hal> (Soulgouge requires charge)
  375. <Hal> (Just use Eyegouge)
  376. <Hal> (Nope)
  377. <DM> *In your dilemmaing...
  378. <DM> *Agahnim summons another 3 bats.
  379. <DM> Agahnim: 65h, 455m | +3 AD
  380. <DM> *Your logic went bad, annnnnd Agahnim got some bats back.
  381. * Hal would hurl a bomb group attack, but he has literally 0 Attack dice when using it.
  382. <Hal> 0 Attack Dice = No attack
  383. <DM> *Kirran, welcome to the battle! The room is pitch black, buuut courtesies of dark vision, you can see perfectly fine.
  384. * Kirran pops into existence
  385. <Kirran> Oh, hi guys
  386. <DM> *Across the room, Agahnim is surrounded by 3 purple flaming bats.
  387. <Darte> "WHO'S THAT"
  388. <DM> *IT'S BATMAN- oh it's just Kirran.
  389. <Kirran> (Do the Dark arrows mark for everyone, or jsut for me?)
  390. <Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EaPDO6pPuE
  391. <DM> (you talking the bypass dark phasing? everyone)
  392. <Kefka> YouTube: FFXIV OST The Fractal Continuum Theme ( Unbreakable ) - Views: 130,237 - Length: 4:59 - Uploaded: 2015-06-22 - User: Mekkah Dee - Likes: 414 - Dislikes: 4
  393. <DM> (currently, you guys can hit Agahnim perfectly fine)
  394. <DM> (though last time you guys hit him, he shockwave'd the room afterwards and put the darkness out)
  395. * DM pokes Dex with a stick.
  396. * Kirran fires a super bomb arrow, and then a second one from the magic quiver.
  397. <Kirran> Roll power.
  398. <DM> (oh wow)
  399. <Kirran> $25d10
  400. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 3, 4, 4, 6, 5, 7, 2, 10, 8, 8, 1, 2, 9, 7, 1, 10, 7, 3, 7, 8, 6, 3 and 2. Total: 140. Successes: 18.
  401. <DM> *The bats go to auto-block the first super bomb arrow, the explosion wiping them all out.
  402. <DM> *Agahnim is now hittable, with nothing in the way to block!
  403. * Hal casts Shadow Speed on Dex
  404. <Kirran> (Actually, can I make those black super bomb arrows?)
  405. <Hal> (+5 Courage to Dex, also 2 Hearts recovered to both me and him)
  406. <Kirran> (Because the description doesn't specify which arrows I tie the bombs to.)
  407. <DM> (... you could, but I should note, if you did, they'd do nothing to the bats, despite only hitting the bats)
  408. <Kirran> Both of them?
  409. <Kirran> (Because I fired two arrows)
  410. <DM> (bats gotta take damage to die)
  411. * Hal then drinks a Magic Jar
  412. <DM> (and black arrows don't deal damage, bomb versions or not)
  413. <Hal> 18h 11m 2rp | -3 Attack Dice | Can't attack using Bombs right now -.-
  414. <DM> (actually, link me what bomb arrows do real fast
  415. <DM> (I might be remembering the wording wrong...
  416. <Hal> *Green Potion
  417. <Kirran> DESCRIPTION: Load a Bomb into your Bow and suddenly the Bomb turns into an Arrow against the laws of logic. You can then fire it using one of the Bomb’s attacks.
  418. <Kirran> EFFECT: Select an attack that the Bomb has and fire the arrow at the target.
  419. <Kirran> The Dice Modifier is equal to the combined Dice Modifiers of the bow and the bomb’s attack.
  420. <Kirran> The Damage Modifier uses the bomb’s attack.
  421. <DM> (okay, nvm that DOES work)
  422. <DM> *Okay, your black bomb arrow, the first hit, causes a black explosion. It almost looks like smoke, as it wipes out the bats.
  423. <DM> *The second one, goes to hit Agahnim!
  424. <DM> $15d10
  425. <Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 2, 10, 7, 9, 9, 4, 1, 3, 7, 7, 7, 3 and 9. Total: 90. Successes: 10.
  426. <DM> *Yep, it's a hit!
  427. <DM> *What's the damage on the super bomb?
  428. <Kirran> 10 for a full hit, but the second strike only deals half
  429. <Kirran> So 5
  430. <DM> *Also.... don't super bombs hit everyone?
  431. * Hal defends against Super Bombs
  432. <Kirran> I assumed it's just an automatic group attack
  433. <Hal> (Super Bombs do hit everyone and it bypasses Cover)
  434. <Kirran> AS opposed to being able to select individuals
  435. <Hal> $10d10
  436. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 1, 6, 6, 2, 5, 3, 2, 4 and 9. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
  437. <Dex> $1d4
  438. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
  439. * Hal takes no damage anyways
  440. <Dex> $21d10
  441. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 1, 4, 8, 3, 2, 10, 2, 9, 8, 1, 2, 9, 3, 8, 6, 10, 1, 4 and 6. Total: 105. Successes: 12.
  442. <Kirran> (description kind of needs an update then)
  443. <DM> (kay)
  444. <DM> *Agahnim takes a nice 5 damage, annnd has the black fire effect on it.
  445. <Hal> (Yes)
  446. <Fireblast> [Wait what is happening]
  447. * Kirran uses mirage on himself as a support action.
  448. * Dex FINALLY black fire eye gouges Agahnim.
  449. <DM> [Agahnim]: What the... what did you hit me with. Ah no matter, it'll all be gone in a moment!
  450. <DM> *Agahnim is about to shockwave it off when SUDDENLY, A LIZARD!
  451. <Fireblast> [Have much damage (before armor) do I take due to Super Bombs]
  452. <Fireblast> [*how much]
  453. <Dex> $28d10
  454. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 8, 3, 10, 9, 9, 10, 2, 7, 2, 4, 7, 4, 2, 4, 5, 3, 3, 8, 1, 8 and 7. Total: 145. Successes: 16.
  455. <DM> (5)
  456. <DM> $10d10
  457. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 3, 3, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 9. Total: 43. Successes: 4.
  458. <DM> *It's a hit anyways!
  459. <Kirran> (Fireblast: 5)
  460. <DM> *Cause he can't dodge worth crap.
  461. * Fireblast takes scratch damage, again.
  462. <DM> *The damage is doubled, courtesies of Kirran's Black Arrows.
  463. <Dex> Neutral Damage: 5
  464. <Dex> EFFECT 1: The force from the magical energy enables you to literally rip out both of the target's eyes.
  465. <Dex> Target loses depth perception, so they lose 3 Attack Dice & Defense Dice.
  466. <Dex> Target also becomes Blinded:
  467. <Dex> When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
  468. <Dex> DURATION: These effects last until the target is healed back to full Hearts, which will regenerate the target's eyes.
  469. <Fireblast> 11h, 8m
  470. <Dex> EFFECT 2: Additionally, the eyes are added to your War Necklace.
  471. <Dex> $10d10
  472. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 8, 1, 8, 8, 3, 5, 9 and 6. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
  473. * Darte takes his chance and lunges for a Stab with his Spiritual Scimitar.
  474. <DM> [Agahnim]: GAH, MY FRIGIN' EYES, DANGIT!
  475. <DM> *Agahnim reacts by releasing a powerful shockwave of wind, automatically blowing out the torches. Knocks all enemies backwards. (Roll Power) | Anyone hit loses 3 Attack Dice.
  476. <DM> $1d3
  477. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  478. <DM> *The shockwave MISSES as it slams directly into the ceiling!
  479. <DM> [Agahnim]: AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
  480. <Darte> $37d10
  481. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 7, 5, 8, 10, 7, 6, 1, 5, 2, 2, 7, 5, 4, 8, 8, 9, 3, 5, 7, 6, 4, 5, 7, 2, 2, 9, 6, 1, 4, 7, 4, 10, 2, 1, 10 and 9. Total: 201. Successes: 26.
  482. <DM> *He is still entirely possibru to hit.
  483. <DM> $7d10
  484. <Navi> DM: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 10, 3, 8, 2, 10 and 2. Total: 41. Successes: 6.
  485. <Darte> Damage: +10
  486. <DM> *It's a hit!
  487. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, siphon 5 Magic from the target to you.
  488. * Fireblast sits back sipping tea.
  489. <DM> *30 damage!
  490. <DM> *Annnd react with shockwave, attempt 2!
  491. <DM> $1d3
  492. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  493. * Hal rerolls that
  494. <DM> *Kay, doesn't miss this time folks...
  495. <DM> $1d3
  496. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  497. <DM> *Agahnim reacts by releasing a powerful shockwave of wind, automatically blowing out the torches. Knocks all enemies backwards. (Roll Power) | Anyone hit loses 3 Attack Dice.
  498. <Hal> $14d10
  499. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 10, 4, 10, 5, 7, 5, 1, 8, 6, 9, 4 and 7. Total: 89. Successes: 13.
  500. <Darte> 9h 6m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d ATT) | Winded (-2d ATT)
  501. <Kirran> $21d10
  502. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 10, 2, 2, 1, 2, 10, 7, 2, 3, 5, 3, 2, 6, 7, 9, 6, 10, 8 and 9. Total: 117. Successes: 16.
  503. <DM> $40d10
  504. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 3, 6, 4, 4, 3, 9, 3, 7, 6, 5, 7, 6, 7, 8, 7, 8, 7, 3, 9, 9, 7, 1, 10, 3, 8, 8, 8, 7, 6, 7, 6, 8, 2, 9, 2, 5, 8, 4 and 1. Total: 240. Successes: 29.
  505. <Fireblast> $27d10
  506. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 8, 8, 9, 4, 5, 5, 2, 2, 8, 10, 10, 4, 1, 10, 7, 8, 8, 5, 5, 4, 1, 1, 1, 3, 9 and 3. Total: 145. Successes: 18.
  507. <Darte> $15d10
  508. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 7, 6, 8, 10, 3, 5, 9, 7, 10, 4, 8, 1, 1 and 7. Total: 93. Successes: 13.
  509. <DM> *Yyyyep, you guys go flyin' backwards, no one's stoppin' that.
  510. <Dex> $1d4
  511. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4.
  512. <Kirran> $1d3
  513. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  514. <DM> [Agahnim]: Why don't you all GET AWAY FROM ME, DANGIT!
  515. * Hal gets knocked backwards
  516. <Dex> $21d10
  517. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 2, 5, 8, 6, 10, 1, 6, 10, 2, 8, 9, 4, 5, 6, 9, 2, 5, 1 and 7. Total: 124. Successes: 18.
  518. <Darte> 9h 6m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF) | Caaram's Crest Stance (+3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  519. * Fireblast gets some attack dice loss.
  520. <Hal> 18h 11m 1rp | -6 Attack Dice | No bombs for me
  521. <DM> *Agahnim proceeds to follow-up by aiming a Soul Drain at Darte!
  522. <DM> $1d3
  523. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  524. <Dex> 15h 9m warp counter ready +5 courage -6 attack dice
  525. <DM> *It misses completely as he drains the poor life of some poor wall away.
  526. <DM> [Agahnim]: SON OF A-
  527. <Darte> 9h 6m | 9 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  528. <Hal> Son of a Link?
  529. <Fireblast> 11h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 | -2 ATK Dice
  530. <DM> *By the way, all the torches are put out..... buuuuut he's still lit on fire by the black flames. Dex and Kirran, he's visible.
  531. <Kirran> Heh
  532. <Fireblast> "He's so insignificant he had to contemplate about his life to a wall."
  533. <DM> (Is that everyone done this round?)
  534. <DM> *He's visible to everyone.
  535. <Fireblast> [Yes]
  536. <Hal> (Am done)
  537. <Kirran> (I already used a support action. Cast mirage on myself
  538. <Kirran> )
  539. <DM> -ROUND 3-
  540. <DM> (Darte, I'll count your action as round 2)
  541. * Fireblast watches as Agahnim takes yet another two neutral damage
  542. * Darte foists a Bio-Electric Field onto Dex!
  543. <Darte> COSTS: 4 Magic
  544. <Darte> DESCRIPTION: Surround someone with a thorny, electric shield that pulses in reaction to an attack.
  545. <Darte> EFFECT: Give a target Thorns:
  546. <Darte> The next time the target is hit by a Combat Action, the attacker takes Damage equal to the attack’s Damage (before Armor is factored in), which then removes Thorns.
  547. <Darte> 9h 2m | 9 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  548. * Kirran begins charging a Dark Epiphany
  549. * Hal stands guard.
  550. * Kirran also casts mirage on Darte as a support action.
  551. <DM> *Agahnim yoinked a nice +5 attack dice from that shockwave earlier...
  552. * Darte clamps Brotherhood in his mouth, holding the Spiritual Scimitar in one hand and his Zora Blade in the other!
  553. <DM> Agahnim: 18h, 450m | +5 AD, -3 DD, Blind | HE CAN BE HIT IN THE LIGHT
  554. * Darte wonders if he can do the honors?
  555. * Darte eyes his Sahuagin's Scale Stance wistfully.
  556. * Fireblast sips tea
  557. * Darte can't contain it any longer, and blasts into a flurry of blows, all three swords being used in a Cross Slash!
  558. <DM> *Agahnim summons three Flaming Bats from the Corrupted Fountain, right as Darte makes his attack!
  559. <DM> [Agahnim]: Hah, don't think I can't see that!
  560. * Hal hurls a bomb Group Attack at the bats
  561. <Hal> $4d10
  562. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 7 and 4. Total: 24. Successes: 3.
  563. <DM> *Annnd the bats are blown away!
  564. <Darte> Expend all Charges. Attack a target with all three of your swords as three separate attacks.
  565. <Darte> EFFECT 1: Each successful attack causes you to recover Hearts and Magic equal to half the number of Charges you expended.
  566. <Darte> EFFECT 2: You do not gain any Charges from using this move.
  567. <DM> *Agahnim doesn't have the time to summon more bats this fast!
  568. * Darte first Stabs with his Zora Blade!
  569. <Darte> $36d10
  570. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 7, 1, 6, 2, 8, 6, 3, 3, 3, 8, 2, 3, 4, 2, 4, 2, 1, 7, 6, 6, 5, 8, 10, 6, 4, 3, 3, 10, 10, 7, 6, 7, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 185. Successes: 23.
  571. <DM> [Agahnim]: Hah, as if that'll hit me! It's bright, I'm in the Dark World still, your attack won't hit me!
  572. <Darte> $3d10
  573. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6 and 1. Total: 12. Successes: 2.
  574. <Darte> (21 successes)
  575. <DM> *Agahnim doesn't bother defending on this attack.... to his dismay.
  576. <DM> *Your attack cuts straight through him, slicing him in half!
  577. * Hal equips his Shield over bombs again
  578. * Darte recovers 5h 5m
  579. <DM> [Agahnim]: Wh- WHAT?! BUT HOW?! I'M IN THE DARK WORLD, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
  580. <Darte> 14h 6m | 9 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  581. * Darte makes a second stab with his Spiritual Scimitar!
  582. <Darte> $36d10
  583. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 2, 1, 4, 4, 1, 10, 10, 6, 5, 7, 6, 10, 1, 8, 3, 10, 8, 9, 6, 4, 6, 6, 1, 10, 2, 2, 7, 10, 10, 6 and 10. Total: 228. Successes: 34.
  584. <Darte> Damage: +10
  585. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, siphon 5 Magic from the target to you.
  586. <Darte> IF FAIL: Target can Counterattack you, regardless of CONDITIONS.
  587. <DM> *Your stab goes decimates his lower body.
  588. <Fireblast> "Hey Agamemnon, how does it feel to be shocked by this?"
  589. <Darte> 16h 11m | 9 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  590. * Darte presses face-to-face with Agamemnon, grinning as the dark fire glints off his glasses. "How about a little Blitzball?"
  591. <Darte> Blitz Ace:
  592. <Darte> COSTS: 6 Magic
  593. <Darte> CHARGE: 3 Actions
  594. <Darte> Begin charging by focusing your determination into the sword. As it charges, it glows brightly in the memories of the sword’s previous owners and their determination in using the blade to defeat Sin and all other manner of other fiends and evil that roamed the world of Spira.
  595. <Darte> DESCRIPTION: Once fully charged, leap at a target and use the Slash attack on the target twice; you roll it two times, the defender only rolls once.
  596. <Darte> EFFECT: Then plant the sword into the ground and leap into the air using its hilt as leverage; firing a tightly-compressed ball of Water at the target:
  597. <Darte> Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  598. <DM> [Agahnim]: HA-ZA-WHATSIT?
  599. <Darte> Damage: +15
  600. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 6 Attack Dice
  601. <DM> *Yeah, you kinda go full on Metal Gear: Revengeance on him, slice his body into tiny itsy little bits and completely obliterate him, turning him to complete dust.
  602. <Darte> $25d10
  603. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 3, 5, 7, 2, 4, 2, 6, 1, 7, 6, 1, 5, 8, 1, 2, 6, 6, 5, 2, 2, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 102. Successes: 12.
  604. <Kirran> Dead on!
  605. <Darte> $48d10
  606. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 3, 7, 4, 2, 8, 10, 4, 3, 7, 6, 6, 8, 2, 6, 5, 7, 7, 10, 5, 8, 1, 1, 3, 6, 2, 5, 2, 3, 8, 8, 1, 1, 4, 5, 2, 2, 5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 10, 9, 3, 5 and 4. Total: 236. Successes: 29.
  607. <Darte> (+3 attack, too)
  608. <Hal> (The one artifiact that I wrote Windstrike had to nerf)
  609. <Darte> $51d10
  610. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 51 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 263. Successes: 30.
  611. <Darte> $6d10
  612. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 3, 5, 5 and 5. Total: 33. Successes: 5.
  613. <DM> $calc 21 + 44 + 32 + 29 + 30
  614. <Kefka> 21 + 44 + 32 + 29 + 30 = 156
  615. <Darte> 'AAAAA HHAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAA'
  616. * Hal watches as Kefka cackles madly
  617. <DM> *Okay, with that ridiculous slaughterhouse combo, not only do you wipe out all remains of his body, the waves from the sword slices leave destructive marks all across the room.
  618. * Fireblast is still sipping tea
  619. <Kirran> Damn Darte, and I thought Dex went into this fight pissed.
  620. <Hal> (Does it mean we lose all negative bonuses?)
  621. <Dex> I'm not pissed I'm just mildly aggravated.
  622. <DM> *The dust from his remains dissolve into the corrupted fountain.
  623. <Hal> (rbr)
  624. <DM> *Silence... and then...
  625. * Darte shrugs, adjusting his glasses. "Just got tired of being knocked around."
  626. <Darte> 16h 11m | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  627. <DM> *A whirlpool forms in the fountain, creating a void of corrupted water, before unleashing Agahnim, restored and back, this time in Void Mode. Actually, he seems remarkably similar in style to a boss you guys fought a loooooong time again...
  628. <DM> Stats are up! - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2624.html#pid2624
  629. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  630. <Fireblast> "He was so insignificant that he had to get power from a fountain that he corrupted."
  631. <DM> Agahnim: 300h, 450m
  632. <Darte> Yeah well, we have an antifairy!
  633. <Hal> (Do we still have all those negatives?)
  634. <Kirran> No.
  635. <Dex> HOLD ON
  636. <Dex> OK.
  637. <DM> *Agahnim is fully restored from the fountain...... and has his frigin' eyes back. Though he doesn't have that +7 attack dice or something earlier.
  638. <Kirran> No no no no. Absolutely not Darte
  639. <Dex> Put the antifairy right...
  640. <DM> *Nah, all those negatives are gone.
  641. <Dex> Put the antifairy IN the corrupted fountain.
  642. <Fireblast> [What about the positives, gone too?]
  643. <Kirran> Don't you dare even think it.
  644. <Fireblast> "Where is Raine when you need her."
  645. <Hal> (I don't have camouflage)
  646. <Fireblast> "Actually, forget I said that."
  647. <DM> *Alrighty, moving on to the next round!
  648. <DM> -ROUND 4-
  649. <Hal> 18h 11m 2rp
  650. <DM> *Agahnim immediately starts off with...
  651. <DM> *Agahnim summons three Flaming Bats from the Corrupted Fountain.
  652. <DM> *Agahnim phases in three Void Armos from the Dark World to do his bidding. They have 10 Hearts, 20 Defense, and 25 Power-based Attack. And that's in the light.
  653. <DM> Agahnim: 300h, 425m
  654. * Kirran uses dark epiphany to attack
  655. <DM> *By the way, the dark flame is not on him.
  656. <DM> *And the torches are still unlit.
  657. <Kirran> Roll wisdom and courage.
  658. <Fireblast> 11h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  659. <Kirran> (hang on, briefed on what?)
  660. <DM> *Dex, your claws are still lit on black fire.
  661. <DM> *Kirran, before you go waste your super move, I should note that unless the room is pitch black (aka all four torches are lit with black flames), your attack will not hit him.
  662. <Kirran> (Oh, that would have been nice to know...)
  663. <DM> *The alternative, as you guys found out, is if Agahnim is lit by the black flame directly, it seems he can be hit.
  664. <Kirran> (I think I'll hold off a second then.)
  665. <DM> *Also, there's a loooot of guys covering him.
  666. * Hal fires an Ice Blast!
  667. <DM> (that doesn't bypass cover, does it?)
  668. <Hal> (No)
  669. <DM> (kay)
  670. <Hal> DESCRIPTION: Set off a large-scale blast of ice, chilling all enemies.
  671. <Hal> Roll your Wisdom +5 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  672. <Hal> Damage: Halved
  673. <Hal> EFFECT: Target(s) hit lose 3 Attack Dice.
  674. <Hal> $28d10
  675. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 9, 1, 3, 2, 3, 5, 7, 3, 2, 5, 5, 7, 8, 3, 2, 7, 5, 5, 4, 1, 10, 3, 3, 7, 9 and 6. Total: 128. Successes: 15.
  676. * Hal rerolls that
  677. <Hal> $28d10
  678. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 10, 2, 5, 9, 3, 7, 10, 5, 2, 7, 8, 4, 2, 3, 10, 9, 6, 1, 6, 10, 6, 9, 1, 5, 1 and 4. Total: 151. Successes: 20.
  679. <DM> *The Void Armos and Flaming Bats create a cover train. Effectively, your attack is only going to hit a single Void Armos.
  680. <DM> $20d10
  681. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 9, 3, 3, 9, 5, 8, 7, 7, 5, 7, 1, 7, 4, 9, 10, 5, 1 and 9. Total: 121. Successes: 16.
  682. <Hal> (OBJECTION!)
  683. <DM> *It hits, dealing.... only 2 damage.
  684. * Fireblast runs off and tries to snag a torch from a wall.
  685. <Hal> (The Cover Train was not stated at first)
  686. <DM> (Cover was noted as a reaction that anyone and everyone can do, all the way from the start of the quest. It's been used multiple times, especially from Garo Master.
  687. * Darte pounces on the nearest available Void Armos, queueing like a proper Brit.
  688. <Hal> (With so many there, don'tcha think that this is a pretty dumb move)
  689. <Darte> (I'm figuring the void armos are one-shot and not coming back)
  690. <DM> (fair point. Your attack just hits the Void Armos though, all three of 'em. Armos covering Bats covering Aggie.)
  691. <DM> (otherwise the bats have zero point in existing...
  692. * Kirran considers recent events and fires double regular bomb arrows at the whole group.
  693. * Fireblast meanwhile is still trying to snag a torch from a wall, as previously stated.
  694. <DM> *Kirran, said Void Armos get in the way.
  695. <Kirran> Bypasses cover
  696. <DM> [Agahnim]: Hah, with how long it's taking you all to get those out of the way, I might as well-
  697. <DM> *Your bombs zoom straight over the Void Armos.
  698. <DM> [Agahnim]: WHAT?!
  699. <Hal> 18h 5m
  700. <DM> (roll it)
  701. <Kirran> $38d10
  702. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 10, 9, 6, 5, 7, 7, 9, 8, 10, 1, 8, 8, 3, 10, 6, 7, 8, 3, 3, 2, 9, 4, 8, 2, 2, 8, 7, 3, 6, 10, 8, 6, 9, 4, 1 and 6. Total: 233. Successes: 30.
  703. <DM> (what's the damage on 'em, 4 & 2?
  704. <Kirran> Yep
  705. <Kirran> And they were black arrows.
  706. <DM> *The bats are blasted away in a single attack, not getting a chance to do anything.
  707. <Kirran> So there's that.
  708. <DM> (both are black arrows?
  709. <DM> $20d10 for Void Armos
  710. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 3, 9, 9, 1, 7, 2, 10, 2, 9, 8, 4, 2, 9, 3, 5, 7, 4 and 7. Total: 120. Successes: 14.
  711. <Kirran> (Nah, just the second one.)
  712. <DM> (well played)
  713. <DM> *All the Void Armos are hit by both explosions, dropping 'em down to 2 hearts a piece.
  714. <DM> *Agahnim just stands there, not realizing he got hit by black fire again...
  715. * Hal casts Second Chance on himself again
  716. <Hal> (The Armos become stronger if they are in dark)
  717. * Kirran uses steel shadows on Hal. (Do some more pullups and get +5 power)
  718. <DM> Agahnim: 298h, 425m | Black Fired
  719. <Hal> 18h 1m 2rp | +5 Power
  720. <DM> [Agahnim]: Hmm, I need a bit of a charge-up...
  721. <DM> *Agahnim spends his other two actions this round to charge up...
  722. <DM> *Reminder, Dex you have +10 Dice, and Kirran, you've got +5 Dice thanks to Spirit Infuse earlier.
  723. <Fireblast> "That depends on what Agamemnon here is charging up. I mean, he is already insignificant, so whatever."
  724. <DM> *Bolts of corrupted energy circle around Agahnim...
  725. <DM> Agahnim: 298h, 425m | Black Fired | Doomcharge x1
  726. <DM> (just realized, black arrows count as a hit)
  727. <DM> (^_^)
  728. * Darte gives Hal a bio-electric field.
  729. <Darte> 16h 1m | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  730. <Hal> 18h 1m 2rp | +5 Power | Thorns
  731. <Kirran> (Don't forget you've also got mirage Darte)
  732. <Darte> ( oh )
  733. <Kirran> 15h 10m | Mirage
  734. <Darte> 16h 1m | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Mirage
  735. <Fireblast> "If I had my microphone, I'd be torturing Agamemnon with terrible songs."
  736. * DM pokes for actions. Jumpin' to next round in 5 minutes...
  737. * Hal pokes Fireblast for actions
  738. * Fireblast doesn't really have much to do without risking death.
  739. <Hal> (I've already attacked)
  740. * Darte doesn't know how to handle these un-unlit torches
  741. <Hal> (Even if you attack a Void Armos, do something)
  742. <DM> [Agahnim]: I'm sick of waiting, you all know...
  743. * Fireblast was also still trying to snag a torch on a wall, like right around the beginning.
  744. * Darte poiks an Armos in the face.
  745. <DM> (ah, mah bad. Roll Power vs. 15 successes, Fireblast
  746. <Darte> $33d10
  747. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 1, 9, 10, 10, 7, 6, 9, 1, 6, 4, 10, 5, 7, 9, 4, 7, 5, 5, 7, 7, 4, 4, 1, 5, 2, 3, 9, 9, 7, 6, 3 and 8. Total: 194. Successes: 25.
  748. <DM> $20d10
  749. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 7, 1, 8, 6, 1, 3, 9, 1, 8, 6, 9, 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 97. Successes: 10.
  750. <Fireblast> $23d10
  751. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2, 2, 2, 7, 4, 9, 1, 7, 6, 1, 4, 1, 1, 7, 9, 1, 4 and 4. Total: 88. Successes: 7.
  752. * Fireblast rerolls that
  753. <Fireblast> $23d10
  754. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 6, 4, 10, 4, 4, 9, 5, 5, 1, 8, 10, 3, 9, 1, 9, 3, 9, 9, 10, 4 and 10. Total: 148. Successes: 20.
  755. <DM> *You poke the Void Armos in the face, and it just collapses into nothingness.
  756. * Darte slurps 5 magic.
  757. <DM> *Fireblast, after a few attempts, you pull the torch off the wall.
  758. <DM> *Two Void Armos left, with 2 Hearts each.
  759. <Darte> (Wait, that was a siphon... it didn't have magic, did it)
  760. <Darte> (Wait can that just be a slash?)
  761. <DM> (yeah, it had no magic, no siphon)
  762. <DM> (and yes, you can change to slash)
  763. * Fireblast heads back to the rest of the party.
  764. <Darte> <3 DM best DM
  765. <Darte> 16h 6m | 2 Charges | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Mirage
  766. * Fireblast stashes the torch into her inventory.
  767. <Dex> $29d10
  768. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 1, 10, 2, 1, 4, 6, 1, 8, 1, 4, 8, 4, 8, 6, 9, 3, 7, 6, 2, 9, 5, 2, 8, 8, 10, 6 and 7. Total: 153. Successes: 18.
  769. <DM> $20d10
  770. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 9, 7, 6, 9, 9, 7, 2, 4, 7, 9, 5, 1, 6, 9, 9, 1, 7 and 1. Total: 117. Successes: 14.
  771. * Dex tries to pick up an armos.
  772. <DM> *You pick one of them up without too much trouble.
  773. <DM> *Oh boy, Fireblast just took one of your guys' torches away. Gonna have to find a 4th source of black fire for darkness...
  774. <DM> $20d10
  775. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 3, 6, 7, 4, 3, 4, 4, 9, 10, 7, 4, 9, 3, 10, 7, 1, 6 and 8. Total: 116. Successes: 13.
  776. <DM> *Annnd you chuck it at the other one, getting rid of both of them!
  777. * Dex flexes.
  778. <Fireblast> "Does anyone want to play hot potato?"
  779. <DM> -ROUND 5-
  780. * Hal drinks another Green Potion
  781. * Kirran attacks with dark epiphany
  782. <DM> Agahnim: 296h, 425m | Black Fired | Doomcharge x1
  783. <Fireblast> "I have a torch right here."
  784. <Hal> 18h 8m 2rp | +5 Power | Thorns
  785. * Dex chugs a vial of deceit.
  786. <Kirran> (roll wisdom and courage)
  787. <Fireblast> 11h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  788. <DM> (roll yers first)
  789. <Kirran> $33d10
  790. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 2, 6, 9, 3, 2, 8, 1, 3, 5, 2, 10, 7, 4, 6, 3, 8, 9, 6, 2, 7, 6, 9, 1, 4, 2, 10, 10, 3, 6, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 181. Successes: 23.
  791. <DM> $35d10 for Wisdom
  792. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 10, 4, 3, 1, 6, 7, 2, 6, 4, 6, 1, 6, 4, 9, 2, 6, 6, 7, 4, 7, 10, 6, 7, 9, 8, 2, 6, 4, 9, 8, 10, 9 and 2. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
  793. <DM> $10d10 for Courage
  794. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9, 8, 9, 1, 3, 2, 7, 4 and 8. Total: 53. Successes: 5.
  795. <Kirran> $42d10
  796. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 9, 7, 8, 5, 1, 4, 5, 6, 1, 4, 3, 3, 9, 7, 2, 7, 6, 10, 8, 8, 9, 6, 6, 10, 8, 8, 7, 2, 5, 7, 3, 4, 4, 1, 8, 4, 5, 3, 9 and 5. Total: 230. Successes: 28.
  797. <Dex> 15h 9m +10 a/d mirage
  798. <DM> (which was which?
  799. <Kirran> (Wisdom first, then courage)
  800. <Kirran> (oh wait, I also have +5)
  801. <Kirran> (Is that dice, or just auto +5?)
  802. <DM> (just roll $5d10 twice)
  803. <Kirran> $5d10
  804. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 2, 8, 4 and 8. Total: 28. Successes: 3.
  805. <Kirran> $5d10
  806. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 3, 9 and 9. Total: 31. Successes: 3.
  807. <DM> *First attack narrowly hits.
  808. <DM> *Second attack hits hard!
  809. <DM> what's that, 27 damage total?
  810. <DM> *Agahnim takes a powerful double attack, removing the black flames but losing a boatload of Courage and Wisdom in the process (-8 each, right?)
  811. <Kirran> -8 wisdom, 2 damage, -8 courage, 29 damage?
  812. <DM> kay 29
  813. <DM> *The bolts start to form a void around Agahnim...
  814. <DM> *The void starts to discharge violent bolts around Agahnim, automatically dealing 3 Neutral Damage to all enemies.
  815. <Hal> 15h 8m 2rp | +5 Power | Thorns
  816. <DM> Agahnim: 267h, 425m | -8 Courage, -8 Wisdom | Doomcharge x3
  817. <Darte> 13h 6m | 2 Charges | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Mirage
  818. * Fireblast takes two neutral damage instead (thanks neutral armor)
  819. <DM> [Agahnim]: Argh that hurt!
  820. <Kirran> $1d3
  821. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  822. <Fireblast> 9h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  823. <Dex> $1d4
  824. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
  825. <DM> *Agahnim casts Dark Restoration on himself!
  826. <DM> *Agahnim draws in power from the fountain to restore himself, removing one effect or negative bonus from himself and recovering 10 Hearts.
  827. <DM> *He removes the -8 Wisdom.
  828. <DM> (annnnnd this is how you burn through his magic, that just cost 20 right there)
  829. <DM> Agahnim: 277h, 405m | -8 Courage | Doomcharge x3
  830. <DM> [Agahnim]: I need a bit more...
  831. <Fireblast> [Meanwhile I have no idea what counts as a Magic-based attack (other than spells), so I have no idea how many charges my Prism Shield should have]
  832. <DM> *Agahnim shoots out orbs of black flames, hitting all enemies, dealing Half Neutral Damage. (Roll Wisdom)
  833. <DM> $35d10
  834. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 6, 2, 4, 3, 3, 9, 10, 6, 2, 3, 6, 10, 6, 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 6, 3, 1, 3, 1, 1, 6, 9, 10, 6, 6, 3, 1, 2 and 5. Total: 163. Successes: 20.
  835. <Hal> $27d10
  836. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 4, 8, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5, 9, 4, 10, 9, 5, 4, 4, 2, 9, 6, 2, 2, 7, 3, 7, 5, 2, 2 and 1. Total: 128. Successes: 13.
  837. <Fireblast> $27d10
  838. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 2, 9, 7, 5, 7, 9, 7, 9, 3, 2, 8, 7, 1, 6, 1, 5, 10, 3, 4, 6, 4, 5, 2, 7 and 1. Total: 138. Successes: 17.
  839. <Dex> $31d10
  840. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 3, 7, 3, 5, 8, 2, 2, 3, 8, 1, 9, 7, 4, 1, 4, 10, 1, 10, 10, 6, 9, 2, 9, 4, 6, 3, 6, 3 and 4. Total: 166. Successes: 19.
  841. * Fireblast takes more scratch damage.
  842. <Fireblast> 8h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  843. * DM pokes Darte and Kirran for rolls.
  844. * Hal rerolls himself
  845. <Hal> $27d10
  846. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 1, 6, 9, 4, 1, 7, 5, 2, 9, 3, 3, 8, 9, 6, 8, 2, 5, 9, 2, 5, 4, 10, 7, 3, 4 and 3. Total: 138. Successes: 15.
  847. <Kirran> $1d3
  848. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  849. <Darte> $26d10
  850. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 9, 2, 5, 5, 1, 8, 6, 7, 3, 8, 6, 5, 10, 4, 4, 5, 2, 6, 9, 10, 7, 3, 4 and 6. Total: 150. Successes: 21.
  851. <Darte> $1d3
  852. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  853. <Kirran> $28d10
  854. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 10, 2, 1, 9, 6, 10, 10, 1, 5, 10, 8, 10, 7, 1, 7, 2, 5, 6, 6, 9, 10, 7, 4, 9, 6, 10 and 2. Total: 179. Successes: 28.
  855. <DM> *Darte and Kirran just dance and prance, dodging with ease.
  856. <Dex> 1d4
  857. <Dex> $1d4
  858. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4.
  859. * Darte is clearly graceful
  860. <Dex> $10d10
  861. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 1, 6, 5, 2, 7, 3, 7, 6 and 3. Total: 45. Successes: 6.
  862. <DM> [Agahnim]: Ah, that'll work for now...
  863. <DM> *He gains another 3 attack dice...
  864. <Darte> 13h 6m | 4 Charges | Caaram's Crest Stance (+2d DEF) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Mirage
  865. <DM> Agahnim: 277h, 400m | -8 Courage | Doomcharge x3 | +3 Attack Dice
  866. * Hal takes 3 damage
  867. <DM> [Agahnim]: Time to wreck a bit of havoc...
  868. <Hal> 12h 8m 2rp | +5 Power | Thorns | +2 Armor
  869. <DM> *Agahnim is charged and ready!
  870. <DM> *Agahnim casts MAW OF THE VOID!
  871. <DM> *Agahnim tears a hole in reality, sucking in all enemies. (Roll Wisdom) | Enemies that are hit take damage equal to the number of targets hit * 6. This instead does nothing if only one target is hit.
  872. <DM> $43d10
  873. <Navi> DM: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 3, 5, 10, 9, 6, 6, 1, 1, 2, 6, 9, 2, 2, 2, 10, 8, 1, 1, 8, 6, 2, 3, 10, 3, 9, 3, 10, 5, 5, 7, 5, 7, 2, 5, 6, 7, 1, 6, 7, 2 and 2. Total: 213. Successes: 29.
  874. <Dex> $1d4
  875. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
  876. <Darte> $1d3
  877. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  878. <Fireblast> $27d10
  879. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 3, 2, 8, 4, 9, 3, 5, 1, 3, 8, 10, 5, 7, 5, 10, 4, 10, 7, 5, 4, 2, 1, 4, 8 and 8. Total: 147. Successes: 18.
  880. <DM> *Darte continues to dance like it's nothin'.
  881. * Darte stands at the edge of the rip in reality. This is interesting...
  882. <DM> $1d2
  883. <Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
  884. * Darte dances at the edge of reality
  885. <Kirran> $1d3
  886. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  887. <DM> *Darte, your Mirage is gone after that.
  888. <Hal> $27d10
  889. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 8, 3, 9, 1, 4, 6, 4, 3, 9, 9, 4, 1, 6, 3, 6, 3, 8, 5, 6, 7, 1, 10, 10, 3, 1 and 4. Total: 137. Successes: 15.
  890. <Kirran> $33d10
  891. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 8, 8, 10, 10, 6, 2, 8, 6, 6, 4, 10, 9, 2, 8, 2, 2, 4, 5, 8, 6, 2, 2, 2, 8, 3, 1, 8, 5, 2, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 173. Successes: 22.
  892. * Hal casts Sponge on Kirran as a reaction
  893. <Dex> $10d10
  894. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 9, 5, 7, 7, 1, 2, 10 and 10. Total: 65. Successes: 10.
  895. <DM> *Kirran, Hal, and Fireblast are hit, all colliding into each other and taking 18 damage each!
  896. <Darte> 13h 6m | 6 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  897. <DM> *Kirran only takes 9 damage, courtesies of the sponge reaction.
  898. * Hal takes 5 Damage, ouch
  899. <Darte> (Hal's got the field, but that's still full damage isn't it)
  900. <Darte> The next time the target is hit by a Combat Action, the attacker takes Damage equal to the attack’s Damage (before Armor is factored in), which then removes Thorns.
  901. * Fireblast dies.
  902. <Darte> (Ghostblast)
  903. <Kirran> 9h 10m | mirage
  904. <DM> *Agahnim receives a nice 18 damage backlash.
  905. <Hal> (Hal takes 5 damage from the Void, courtsey of 13 Armor
  906. <DM> *He also gains 3 more attack dice, nifty!
  907. <Hal> (buut Agahnim should be taking 18 Damage)
  908. <DM> Agahnim: 259h, 388m | -8 Courage | Doomcharge x3 | +6 Attack Dice
  909. <DM> (annnd thorns does not count towards doomcharge)
  910. <Hal> 7h 5m 1rp | +5 Power, +2 Armor
  911. <DM> [Agahnim]: I know the ability to freely dodge doesn't last forever. *cackles*
  912. <DM> *So, whatcher guys gunna do now?
  913. * Hal has used all actions this turn
  914. * Darte does not know who has the dark fire lamp
  915. <DM> [Agahnim]: My my, spend all this time conversing, I'm going to spam the channel with random sentences....... wait what?
  916. * SubconsciousEye paps Agahnim in the head
  917. * Hal has the Fire Lamp
  918. * Darte wants to meet up with Hal to light another arrow.
  919. * Hal offers Darte his Fire Lamp to light up an arrow
  920. * Darte didn't light the fire~
  921. <DM> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DXl4lrqdeI
  922. <Kefka> YouTube: Light the Fire Up in the Night -Dual Mix- - Views: 1,278,155 - Length: 5:08 - Uploaded: 2014-07-25 - User: theultimateonejpsx - Likes: 8,155 - Dislikes: 82
  923. * Darte aims his arrow at just the right angle, attempting to glance it off the center of each wall billiards-style in order to nick each lamp on the way by.
  924. <DM> *Darte, beat 30 successes on a Courage roll to pull that off.
  925. <Darte> $36d10
  926. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 8, 2, 3, 1, 6, 10, 7, 7, 2, 8, 5, 4, 9, 3, 9, 10, 4, 4, 9, 3, 8, 7, 7, 4, 4, 7, 6, 3, 7, 6, 4, 4, 8 and 7. Total: 199. Successes: 22.
  927. <Darte> $9d10
  928. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 9 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 7, 1, 10, 9, 8, 5 and 3. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
  929. <Darte> $36d10
  930. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 1, 7, 2, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 7, 5, 7, 3, 8, 3, 9, 1, 7, 6, 8, 10, 9, 5, 1, 9, 3, 8, 3, 5, 5, 1, 6, 1 and 2. Total: 177. Successes: 22.
  931. <DM> *Darte, you light up 3 of them, but the arrow misses the torch Fireblast is carrying and instead lands on yourself.
  932. <Darte> (dagnabbit)
  933. <DM> *Hey, that's 4 sources of black light, the room is pitch black!
  934. * Darte yelps in pain!
  935. <DM> *You take no damage from the arrow..... buuuut next attack you get hit by, it'll hurt double.
  936. <Darte> $38d10
  937. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 5, 2, 7, 5, 9, 1, 2, 1, 9, 5, 9, 9, 1, 5, 7, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 3, 9, 4, 8, 3, 4, 3, 4, 6, 3, 9, 1, 5, 5, 6 and 3. Total: 176. Successes: 20.
  938. <Darte> . . .
  939. <DM> *Kay, who hasn't gone this round?
  940. <Hal> (Fireblast is dead)
  941. <Darte> 5h 6m | 7 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  942. <DM> *Got 3 minutes and I'm jumpin' to next round.
  943. * Dex runs in for another black fire flaming eye gouge.
  944. <Darte> 13h 6m | 7 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Suspended Dark Damage
  945. <DM> [Agahnim]: Hah, as if that'll hit!
  946. <DM> *Agahnim phases in three Void Armos from the Dark World to do his bidding. They have 10 Hearts, 20 Defense, and 25 Power-based Attack. And that's in the light.
  947. <Dex> $38d10
  948. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 3, 6, 10, 3, 9, 1, 4, 9, 4, 3, 3, 1, 5, 7, 3, 9, 2, 5, 7, 2, 9, 2, 8, 2, 8, 5, 5, 2, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 182. Successes: 20.
  949. <DM> *One of the Void Armos goes in to cover.... but suddenly, it's pushed to the side. Dex, you got a clear hit to Aggie!
  950. <DM> [Agahnim]: OH WHAT THE-
  951. <DM> $2d10
  952. <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9 and 2. Total: 11. Successes: 1.
  953. <DM> *It's a hit!
  954. <Dex> EFFECT 1: The force from the magical energy enables you to literally rip out both of the target's eyes.
  955. <Dex> Target loses depth perception, so they lose 3 Attack Dice & Defense Dice.
  956. <Dex> Target also becomes Blinded:
  957. <Dex> When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
  958. <Dex> DURATION: These effects last until the target is healed back to full Hearts, which will regenerate the target's eyes.
  959. <Dex> EFFECT 2: Additionally, the eyes are added to your War Necklace.
  960. <DM> *The voidbolts suddenly stop as silence overtakes the room.
  961. <DM> *Agahnim reacts by releasing a powerful shockwave of wind, automatically blowing out the torches. Knocks all enemies backwards. Anyone hit loses 3 Attack Dice.
  962. <DM> $1d3
  963. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  964. <DM> actually, hang on
  965. <DM> *Agahnim does NOT shockwave.
  966. <DM> *Mah bad.
  967. * Fireblast consumes a Blue Potion, because she didn't actually die, she just activated Deadringer
  968. <DM> Agahnim: 254h, 388m | -8 Courage | Doomcharge x4 | +3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Blinded | Black Fired
  969. <Fireblast> 11h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  970. <DM> [Agahnim]: Grr...
  971. <DM> *Kay, that's everyone thisr ound.
  972. <DM> -ROUND 6-
  973. <DM> *Agahnim starts off with Dark Restoration himself, removing Blinded.
  974. <Kirran> (Hey Wind, what are the stats on the armos?
  975. <DM> *He's got his eyes back, but he's still a bit woozy.
  976. <DM> (10 hearts, 20 defense, 25 attack)
  977. <Kirran> (Do they have wisdom or courage?)
  978. <DM> Agahnim: 264h, 368m | -8 Courage | Doomcharge x4 | +3 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Black Fired
  979. <Darte> $15d10
  980. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 4, 5, 8, 7, 7, 1, 8, 2, 7, 10, 10, 8 and 5. Total: 94. Successes: 14.
  981. <DM> (it's kinda assumed 20 across the board)
  982. <Darte> (No shockwave, I can't read)
  983. <DM> (lol)
  984. <DM> [Agahnim]: Oh... that's what moved my Armos earlier...
  985. <Kirran> (ah)
  986. <DM> *Those with dark vision notice someone on your side floating in the air above you all.
  987. <Fireblast> "Agamemnon was so insignificant, that he just realized what caused his Armos to move."
  988. <DM> *Kirran, you recognize said person as Ahlma, wearing her black King's Armos and levitating above you.
  989.  
  990. * Loaded log from Tue Jan 17 01:14:25 2017
  991.  
  992. <SubconsciousEye> How was your trip
  993. <DM> shh
  994. <DM> [Ahlma]: Time to take out this darn mage once and for all. I'm here to back you all up!
  995. <Fireblast> "I'd help, assuming I don't end up dying again."
  996. <Hal> Everyone's stats?
  997. <Fireblast> 11h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  998. <DM> *She draws a pretty darn large claymore. As players, you recognize it as Ganondorf's Sword from Smash Melee's victory pose.
  999. <Kirran> 9h 10m | mirage
  1000. <Dex> 11h 13m 16wc +10 attack +10 defense
  1001. <DM> *And despite that, she's still levitating.
  1002. <DM> [Ahlma]: If you need something out of the way, I can push those pesky Armos aside, thanks to this armor.
  1003. <Hal> Good, we need these Armos out of the way
  1004. <Kirran> Ahlma, you are an absolute blessing.
  1005. <Darte> 13h 6m | 7 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Suspended Dark Damage
  1006. <DM> [Ahlma]: Darn right.
  1007. <DM> [Agahnim]: Oooooh who to kill first, who indeed....
  1008. <DM> *Agahnim shoots out orbs of black flames, hitting all enemies, dealing Half Neutral Damage. (Roll Wisdom)
  1009. * Darte wonders if the last torch has been lit yet.
  1010. <Fireblast> "You said you'd kill me first, didn't you?"
  1011. <Hal> $27d10
  1012. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 4, 9, 7, 6, 6, 2, 10, 7, 7, 5, 2, 6, 6, 5, 7, 5, 9, 1, 3, 6, 8, 3, 3, 10 and 10. Total: 164. Successes: 24.
  1013. <Kirran> Alright, well we need them out of the way now!
  1014. <DM> [Agahnim]: How the f-
  1015. <Kirran> $1d3
  1016. <Darte> $28d10
  1017. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  1018. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 8, 6, 7, 1, 4, 4, 6, 10, 5, 5, 7, 2, 10, 8, 8, 6, 3, 4, 10, 2, 4, 3, 7, 2, 6 and 9. Total: 164. Successes: 22.
  1019. * Dex uses both actions to charge Soulgouge.
  1020. <DM> $38d10
  1021. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 5, 2, 10, 2, 9, 6, 9, 10, 10, 2, 6, 9, 7, 1, 6, 9, 10, 3, 6, 5, 6, 9, 5, 7, 3, 7, 3, 5, 3, 2, 5, 7, 4, 5, 8, 2 and 10. Total: 219. Successes: 31.
  1022. <Fireblast> $27d10
  1023. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 1, 9, 8, 6, 8, 5, 6, 3, 4, 6, 6, 9, 10, 2, 8, 5, 8, 1, 2, 1, 5, 4, 3, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 143. Successes: 18.
  1024. * Hal rerolls Aganhim
  1025. <Darte> 8h 6m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Suspended Dark Damage
  1026. <Dex> $1d4
  1027. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
  1028. <DM> *Ahlma Spirit Infuses herself.
  1029. <DM> $38d10 for rerolled Agahnim
  1030. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 7, 3, 5, 8, 2, 3, 4, 9, 7, 10, 2, 10, 5, 8, 9, 5, 9, 7, 9, 7, 7, 1, 7, 1, 4, 10, 10, 5, 5, 3, 3, 2, 5, 7, 9, 6 and 9. Total: 232. Successes: 31.
  1031. <Dex> $31d10
  1032. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 6, 2, 7, 6, 6, 4, 4, 10, 3, 1, 9, 10, 7, 10, 7, 7, 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 9, 10, 2, 3, 7, 1, 9 and 6. Total: 189. Successes: 26.
  1033. <Hal> (Re-reroll)
  1034. <DM> $38d10
  1035. <Navi> DM: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 4, 1, 4, 10, 7, 10, 4, 1, 10, 6, 1, 8, 5, 7, 8, 1, 4, 1, 7, 10, 8, 7, 8, 8, 8, 1, 4, 8, 9, 10, 1, 3, 10, 4, 2, 6 and 3. Total: 212. Successes: 27.
  1036. * Fireblast rerolls Agahnim
  1037. <DM> $20d10 for Ahlma
  1038. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 3, 1, 7, 10, 5, 3, 8, 6, 7, 8, 2, 6, 5, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 5. Total: 109. Successes: 15.
  1039. <DM> *Ahlma takes a painful 6 damage off that.
  1040. <DM> [Ahlma]: Gah, I'm not good against magic attacks...
  1041. <Dex> $10d10
  1042. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 4, 5, 4, 6, 5, 8, 7 and 1. Total: 50. Successes: 6.
  1043. <Darte> 10h 6m | 7 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Suspended Dark Damage
  1044. <Darte> 10h 6m | 8 Charges | Fareed's Fin Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Suspended Dark Damage
  1045. <DM> *Aggie gains a niiiiiiice 6 Attack Dice offa that.
  1046. <Darte> (Sorry for all the editing)
  1047. <Kirran> (I auto dodged Wind)
  1048. <DM> *Errr 5
  1049. <Fireblast> [Which roll is which anymore I am confused]
  1050. <DM> Agahnim: 264h, 363m | -8 Courage | Doomcharge x4 | +8 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Black Fired
  1051. <DM> (the attack successes was 27)
  1052. <DM> [Agahnim]: Oooh... the POWER... I can feel it coursing through me!
  1053. * Hal takes 2 Damage. Owww
  1054. <DM> [Ahlma]: Any chance he's near dead so he can shut up?
  1055. <Hal> 5h 3m | +5 Power
  1056. * Fireblast takes four damage.
  1057. <Kirran> If you can kindly move his cover, then yes.
  1058. <Fireblast> 7h, 8m | Prism Shield Charge: 1 | Enemies automatically take 2 Neutral Damage (Shield) at start of round | Neutral Armor +1 |
  1059. <DM> Ahlma: 24h, 12m | +2 RP
  1060. <DM> *Room is still pitch black, though you all have gotten accustomed to the darkness, so you all no longer suffer the -10 attack dice during pitch blackness.
  1061. <Darte> Is there another Armos about?
  1062. <DM> *Still 3 Void Armos up, all full health.
  1063. <DM> Ahlma: 24h, 12m | +2 RP | +5 Dice
  1064. <DM> [Ahlma]: I can knock one of those Armos into another, that'll distract two of them.
  1065. <DM> [Ahlma]: By the way, anyone got anything heavy? Reeeeeaaaaally heavy?
  1066. * Darte could shuck his Dragonhide Armor...
  1067. <DM> [Ahlma]: Instead of moving the Armos, I can just fly over them and drop one of you on them. That work?
  1068. <Hal> I don't have anything like that
  1069. * Darte volunteers, putting on his shield.
  1070. <Kirran> (Is that going to break the whole cover?)
  1071. <DM> (no, but the that one particular attack will ignore the armos and hit Agahnim directly)
  1072. <DM> [Ahlma]: Alright, fishy, up we go, prepare your best shot.
  1073. <DM> *Ahlma grabs Darte and flies over Agahnim.
  1074. <DM> [Agahnim]: Oh what I wouldn't do to have that armor for myself. That should be MINE! Lord Ganondorf was MY KING!
  1075. <DM> [Ahlma]: Not anymore. Go crazy, fishy.
  1076. <DM> *Ahlma flings Darte at Agahnim!
  1077. <DM> $15d10
  1078. <Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 1, 7, 3, 2, 3, 3, 6, 6, 10, 2, 3, 7, 4 and 9. Total: 67. Successes: 7.
  1079. <Darte> !!!
  1080. <Darte> ;_;
  1081. <DM> *Darte, you gain 7 dice + another 10 dice from the height on this attack.
  1082. * Darte descends Sephiroth-style into a stab!
  1083. <Darte> $63d10
  1084. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 63 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 309. Successes: 35.
  1085. <Kirran> reroll
  1086. <Darte> $63d10
  1087. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 63 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 299. Successes: 33.
  1088. <DM> *Annnd he can't roll to defend it.
  1089. <Darte> REROLL
  1090. <Darte> $63d10
  1091. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 63 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 336. Successes: 40.
  1092. <DM> (what's the stab stats?
  1093. <Darte> \Damage: +10
  1094. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 5 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
  1095. <Darte> IF FAIL: Target can Counterattack you, regardless of CONDITIONS.
  1096. <DM> (oh boy)
  1097. <DM> *You pull off a Sephiroth-style stab from above, dealing a flat 50 damage and piercing straight through him!
  1098. <DM> *Oh by the way, that was the fifth attack on him since Phase 2.
  1099. <DM> *Scratch that, 100 damage, black fire doubled the bonusl.
  1100. <Darte> 10h 6m | 10 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT) | Suspended Dark Damage
  1101. <DM> [Agahnim]: Oh that hurt...... that hurt quite a bit...... MY TURN
  1102. <DM> *IT'S DOOMBOLT TIME!
  1103. <Darte> 7h 6m | 10 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  1104. * Fireblast uses a Splash Red Potion on her party
  1105. <DM> *Agahnim reacts and unleashes a swarm of dark lightning bolts, hitting all enemies for full damage! Bypasses Cover (Roll Wisdom)
  1106. <DM> $48d10
  1107. <Navi> DM: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 5, 9, 3, 8, 5, 1, 2, 2, 4, 8, 2, 1, 10, 9, 10, 2, 10, 4, 5, 9, 10, 1, 10, 6, 5, 4, 4, 6, 4, 2, 3, 9, 10, 6, 6, 4, 6, 8, 6, 10, 6, 7, 10, 5, 6 and 9. Total: 287. Successes: 40.
  1108. <Dex> $1d4
  1109. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
  1110. <Kirran> $1d3
  1111. <Darte> $28d10
  1112. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  1113. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 1, 5, 2, 1, 5, 7, 5, 8, 10, 1, 2, 2, 4, 10, 1, 9, 6, 5, 5, 3, 10, 4, 8, 7, 3, 3 and 3. Total: 132. Successes: 17.
  1114. <Fireblast> Splash Red Potion
  1115. <Fireblast> Amount: 1
  1116. <Fireblast> SELL VALUE: 75 Rupees
  1117. <Fireblast> DESCRIPTION: A Red Potion in a strange, glass container that you can throw to your allies' face the ground and heal your party.
  1118. <Fireblast> EFFECT: Drop this to cause you and your allies to recover 6 Hearts.
  1119. * Hal consumes a Red Potion in reaction
  1120. <Fireblast> 13h, 8m
  1121. <Fireblast> $27d10
  1122. <Navi> Fireblast: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 8, 4, 1, 3, 5, 1, 7, 1, 6, 4, 1, 7, 5, 2, 1, 5, 2, 9, 1, 7, 3, 4, 7, 7 and 2. Total: 115. Successes: 13.
  1123. <Hal> $27d10
  1124. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 5, 6, 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 8, 5, 2, 9, 1, 6, 9, 8, 1, 1, 8, 6, 3, 7, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 144. Successes: 16.
  1125. <Hal> 18h
  1126. <Hal> (Reroll that)
  1127. <Dex> reroll it
  1128. <DM> $48d10
  1129. <Navi> DM: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 5, 1, 8, 4, 5, 3, 5, 9, 7, 8, 3, 2, 6, 7, 4, 4, 8, 9, 3, 5, 10, 3, 3, 5, 5, 9, 1, 4, 7, 10, 9, 2, 10, 6, 6, 5, 9, 10, 3, 5, 8, 5, 7, 3, 2 and 10. Total: 278. Successes: 38.
  1130. * Darte rerolls it
  1131. <DM> $48d10
  1132. <Navi> DM: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 9, 10, 4, 9, 2, 6, 3, 7, 4, 4, 1, 1, 3, 9, 3, 3, 5, 8, 7, 3, 8, 10, 8, 5, 5, 4, 8, 6, 4, 5, 5, 3, 4, 8, 1, 6, 4, 3, 3, 8, 6, 4, 8, 9, 2 and 10. Total: 264. Successes: 30.
  1133. <Dex> $31d10
  1134. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 8, 8, 9, 6, 7, 6, 1, 2, 10, 9, 7, 3, 3, 2, 5, 7, 10, 6, 3, 3, 8, 6, 10, 4, 9, 8, 3, 1 and 7. Total: 179. Successes: 23.
  1135. <DM> $20d10 for Ahlma
  1136. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 5, 1, 6, 10, 8, 2, 10, 9, 1, 8, 6, 4, 1, 7, 9, 8, 6 and 4. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
  1137. <Kirran> $33d10
  1138. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 2, 5, 8, 6, 4, 6, 8, 4, 2, 1, 10, 7, 2, 5, 7, 10, 6, 7, 9, 7, 5, 4, 1, 5, 1, 9, 2, 6, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 178. Successes: 24.
  1139. * Hal takes only 1 Damage
  1140. <Darte> 2h 6m | 11 Charges | Sahuagin's Scale Stance (+2d DEF +3d ATT) | Second Winded (-3d ATT)
  1141. <DM> *Ahlma takes a painful 10 damage.
  1142. <DM> Ahlma: 20h, 12m | +2 RP | +5 Dice
  1143. * Fireblast dies.
  1144. <DM> *Annnd he hit....... everyone, so +6 more attack dice!
  1145. <Hal> 17h 3m | +5 Power
  1146. <DM> Agahnim: 164h, 363m | -8 Courage | +14 Attack Dice, -3 Defense Dice | Black Fired
  1147. <Kirran> Kirran and Hal are launching a combo attack.
  1148. * Dex continues to charge for 2 more actions.
  1149. * Fireblast is now creating a pool of blood, thanks to the shenanigans of that other quest
  1150. * Kirran launches two arrows, but not in immediate succession.
  1151. <Kirran> The first is a super bomb arrow.
  1152. <Kirran> Roll power
  1153. <Hal> $19d10
  1154. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 7, 2, 9, 10, 7, 7, 3, 9, 7, 3, 6, 9, 8, 2, 8, 4, 8 and 6. Total: 119. Successes: 14.
  1155. <Kirran> $45d10
  1156. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 9, 10, 7, 10, 9, 9, 5, 1, 1, 9, 5, 7, 1, 4, 6, 8, 10, 9, 7, 7, 2, 2, 5, 9, 4, 2, 2, 2, 8, 2, 4, 7, 2, 1, 6, 1, 9, 10, 2, 10, 9, 6 and 6. Total: 257. Successes: 34.
  1157. * Hal takes no damage anyway
  1158. <DM> $20d10
  1159. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 9, 2, 8, 8, 10, 4, 4, 1, 6, 9, 10, 10, 1, 2, 1, 8, 4, 4 and 4. Total: 115. Successes: 14.
  1160. <Dex> $1d4
  1161. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
  1162. <Dex> $31d10
  1163. <DM> *Annnd all the Void Armos just get annihilated from the super bomb arrow.
  1164. <Kirran> 10 damage minus armor.
  1165. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 9, 6, 3, 9, 7, 2, 8, 2, 8, 7, 1, 9, 4, 8, 8, 8, 2, 9, 4, 1, 8, 3, 1, 10, 3, 8, 3, 7, 1 and 8. Total: 171. Successes: 18.
  1166. <DM> $35d10 for Ahlma
  1167. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 10, 3, 3, 8, 9, 5, 5, 1, 2, 2, 1, 10, 5, 9, 8, 3, 1, 7, 7, 1, 5, 9, 2, 4, 2, 9, 7, 9, 10, 4, 9, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 189. Successes: 23.
  1168. <DM> *Ahlma takes 5 damage.
  1169. <DM> [Ahlma]: Woah, warn me next time you fire one of those!
  1170. <Kirran> The second arrow follows. A black phasing arrow timed to strike shortly after a magical attack from Hal.
  1171. * Hal fires a Slow Missle to combine with Kirran's Phasing Bolt, to form a bolt that runs off the Phasing Arrow's Attack Stat but carries the -3 Courage.
  1172. <Hal> *on hit
  1173. * Melizea_Fiammetta walks into the scene.
  1174. <Hal> (And Aghanim will roll Power here)
  1175. <Kirran> Roll courage
  1176. <Kirran> $45d10
  1177. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 7, 1, 6, 8, 2, 7, 8, 7, 5, 6, 9, 6, 2, 5, 7, 6, 4, 8, 10, 6, 6, 6, 4, 6, 9, 3, 4, 5, 4, 10, 10, 10, 10, 6, 8, 2, 3, 6, 8, 7, 1, 7 and 3. Total: 270. Successes: 38.
  1178. <Hal> (What do I roll?)
  1179. <DM> (not bothering on the power roll, it's hit by the super bomb)
  1180. <DM> (hang on, the slow missile is the predominant attack, right?
  1181. <Hal> (Nope)
  1182. <Hal> (The Phasing Arrow is)
  1183. <DM> *Bolts of corrupted energy circle around Agahnim...
  1184. <Hal> (And it will carry the -3 Courage on hit)
  1185. <DM> (huh, so no damage in the end?
  1186. <DM> (roll Wisdom anyways)
  1187. * Darte has an idea. "Hey, lizard! Do you swear to be my blade for the next few minutes?"
  1188. <Hal> $25d10
  1189. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 9, 8, 5, 6, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 2, 6, 1, 7, 10, 1, 7, 10, 1, 3, 8, 2 and 5. Total: 120. Successes: 15.
  1190. <Dex> Less go dawg!
  1191. * Darte nods. "Contract signed!" He leaps over, grabbing the lizalfos in his mouth and holding the Brotherhood and Scimitars in each hand.
  1192. <Kirran> (Does the combo arrow hit Wind?)
  1193. * Dex is ready to unleash a 4 action charged Soulgouge.
  1194. <DM> *Yeah, the combo arrow hits.
  1195. <Kirran> (Then the boss is dead.)
  1196. <DM> -ROUND 7-
  1197. <DM> (how?)
  1198. <Hal> *The combo Arrow hits! cutting 3 Courage and giving it Phased Out*
  1199. <Kirran> Phasing arrow
  1200. <Hal> *And he dies before he can react*
  1201. <DM> (..... oh wow)
  1202. <Kirran> He hit 0 courage on that attack
  1203. <DM> (just for the sake of hilarity, let's let Dex follow on hilarity)
  1204. <DM> *Dex, for this attack....... sigh..... I'm allowing a hilarious ruling.
  1205. * Darte stands there dumbfounded. "Uhhmmmm."
  1206. <DM> *You can use the imitation staff on Darte.
  1207. * Darte performs a stab each with Brotherhood, a stab each with the scimitar, and a final desperate stab with his Dex
  1208. <Darte> (twice)
  1209. <Melizea_Fiammetta> T_T
  1210. <Darte> .....
  1211. <DM> *Ahlma uses Spirit Infuse and takes Kirran's Spirit Infuse and transfers both of them over to Dex/Darte combo.
  1212. <DM> *She then also uses the levitation powers to springboard you guys over the Void Armos.
  1213. <DM> *So all of that combined, both of you have another uhhh.... +20 dice on every. single. attack.
  1214. <Darte> $56d10
  1215. <DM> *Not to mention the +5 from earlier from Darte landing that Brotherhood stab attack.
  1216. <Darte> $56d10
  1217. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 328. Successes: 42.
  1218. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 315. Successes: 38.
  1219. <Darte> $56d10
  1220. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 331. Successes: 44.
  1221. <Darte> $56d10
  1222. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 56 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 328. Successes: 41.
  1223. <Darte> $5d10
  1224. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 6, 1, 2 and 4. Total: 14. Successes: 1.
  1225. <Darte> $5d10
  1226. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 5, 2, 7 and 6. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  1227. <Darte> $5d10
  1228. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 2, 4, 7 and 10. Total: 32. Successes: 4.
  1229. <Darte> $5d10
  1230. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 7, 6 and 2. Total: 29. Successes: 4.
  1231. <Darte> AND TWO DEXES
  1232. * Darte spits the Lizalfos in a burst of velocity at Aggie
  1233. <DM> *Wait, so that means Dex rolls Soulgoug... three times?!
  1234. <DM> *Screw it, spirit infuse bypasses the mana cost. 3 TIMES, ROLL IT
  1235. <Kirran> Man, she really wants this guy dead.
  1236. <Melizea_Fiammetta> [Not even sure if I should join in]
  1237. <Dex> $76d10
  1238. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 76 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 407. Successes: 53.
  1239. <Dex> $76d10
  1240. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 76 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 420. Successes: 51.
  1241. <Dex> $76d10
  1242. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 76 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 429. Successes: 53.
  1243. <Melizea_Fiammetta> [Fuck it]
  1244. <Darte> ( do eet )
  1245. * Melizea_Fiammetta pulls the motor on her Drive Blade and waits a bit for it to fully charge.
  1246. <Dex> EFFECT: This attack does absolutely nothing to a target without eyes.
  1247. <Dex> Roll your Courage +5 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  1248. <Dex> Neutral Damage: +0
  1249. <Dex> EFFECT 1: The force from the magical energy enables you to literally rip out both of the target's eyes; both physically and from their very soul.
  1250. <Dex> Target loses 5 Hearts (Stat) and 5 Magic (Stat)
  1251. <Dex> Target loses depth perception, so they lose 8 Attack Dice & Defense Dice.
  1252. <Dex> Target also becomes Soulgouged:
  1253. <Dex> When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss. This includes when in Spirit Mode
  1254. <Dex> When using ranged attacks, they roll an additional $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
  1255. <Dex> DURATION: These effects last until the target rests up in an inn.
  1256. <DM> *Okay, gimme about 5 minutes to write this death line, hoooooooly crap, this is gonna be off the chart.
  1257. <Dex> EFFECT 2: Additionally, the eyes are added to your War Necklace and give much greater bonuses when consumed.
  1258. <Melizea_Fiammetta> EFFECT 2: At the start of every round, you can opt to pull the motor near the handle, however it takes a ridiculously long time to power up.
  1259. <Melizea_Fiammetta> THIS CANNOT BE USED WHEN THE DRIVE BLADE IS ON COOLDOWN.
  1260. <Melizea_Fiammetta> Your Combat Action is done at the end of the turn order.
  1261. <Melizea_Fiammetta> You lose any positive Defense Dice and Armor bonuses during this time.
  1262. <Melizea_Fiammetta> Damage: Doubled.
  1263. <Darte> $5d10
  1264. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 6, 10 and 4. Total: 30. Successes: 4.
  1265. <Hal> Goodbye Agahnim, You have earned yourself a trip to the bottom of the abyss.
  1266. <Darte> $5d10
  1267. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 6, 3 and 1. Total: 22. Successes: 3.
  1268. <Darte> $10d10
  1269. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 7, 2, 5, 5, 10, 9, 6, 6 and 2. Total: 60. Successes: 9.
  1270. <Darte> $10d10
  1271. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 4, 3, 10, 3, 2, 5, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
  1272. <Hal> Now you will have Zoidberg to accompany you in the afterlife.
  1273. * DM allows another special ruling that lets the black fire arrows from Kirran stack after all...
  1274. <DM> *Just for this once...
  1275. <Melizea_Fiammetta> [And also a huge sword slashing through]
  1276. <DM> *Melizea, Ahlma is flinging you at Agahnim using her sword.
  1277. <DM> $35d10
  1278. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 3, 9, 2, 7, 3, 9, 2, 6, 9, 10, 3, 1, 4, 8, 10, 3, 3, 5, 4, 10, 9, 7, 9, 1, 9, 3, 7, 10, 9, 10, 2, 1 and 8. Total: 203. Successes: 24.
  1279. <DM> *Add 24 to your attack, Melizea.
  1280. <Melizea_Fiammetta> [24 dice?]
  1281. <DM> (yeah)
  1282. * Hal wipes the sweat off his forehead in accomplishment
  1283. * Melizea_Fiammetta performs a slashing attack on Agahnim, and due to the Drive Blade being powered up, it deals twice as much damage
  1284. <Melizea_Fiammetta> Slash:
  1285. <Melizea_Fiammetta> Roll your Courage +5 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  1286. <Melizea_Fiammetta> Damage: +0
  1287. <Melizea_Fiammetta> EFFECT: If the Drive Blade was powered up when the attack was executed, the Drive Blade is Overheated for three rounds.
  1288. <Melizea_Fiammetta> $53d10
  1289. <Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 312. Successes: 41.
  1290. <DM> okay, roll that... 4 more times
  1291. <Melizea_Fiammetta> $53d10
  1292. <Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 286. Successes: 39.
  1293. <Melizea_Fiammetta> $53d10
  1294. <Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 287. Successes: 35.
  1295. <Melizea_Fiammetta> $53d10
  1296. <Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 311. Successes: 40.
  1297. <Melizea_Fiammetta> $53d10
  1298. <Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 53 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 288. Successes: 35.
  1299. * Orithan just facepalms
  1300. <SubconsciousEye> [If the structures aren't destroyed at this point, I am not even sure what else anymore]
  1301. * Orithan witnesses the horrors of what is left of the fourth wall after this calamity of attacks
  1302. <DM> *Alrighty, let's start this....
  1303. <SubconsciousEye> Yes, good.
  1304. <DM> -ENDING 1-
  1305. * Orithan just hides him and Hal in the fourth wall, keeping Hal firmly planted in the canon ending
  1306. <DM> *Hal fires a Slow Missile at Kirran, who then fires a Black Arrow that absorbs the Slow Missile and zooms towards Agahnim, phasing straight through the Void Armos. It pierces straight through Agahnim, freezing the black flames around him in place before causing it to just consume Agahnim as he gets phased out of existence.
  1307. <DM> *I'm giving Hal and Kirran extra kudo rewards for that one.
  1308. <DM> -ENDING 2-
  1309. <SubconsciousEye> *Disclaimer: No landscapes were destroyed in the making of this scene. Maybe.
  1310. <DM> *Hal fires a Slow Missile at Kirran, who then fires a Black Arrow that absorbs the Slow Missile and zooms towards Agahnim, phasing straight through the Void Armos. However, before it can pierce Agahnim, Melizea, Dex, and Darte are flung at Agahnim, all of them leaping off the black arrow and gaining black fire on all of their attacks.
  1311. <DM> *Somehow, through the mystical ancient arts of Dex using an imitiation staff to dual-wield Darte triple-wielding Dex and so on and so forth, combined with Melizea's drive blade just overdriving and overheating on repeat, thus causing her blades to explode on repeat, which then cause the explosions to bounce you all repeatedly back and forth in an infinite omnislash death loop around Agahnim, but then also causing Agahnim to infinitely
  1312. <DM> proc Doombolt over and over and over...
  1313. <Kirran> $1d3
  1314. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  1315. <DM> *Dex, your repeated soulgouging creates an infinite number of Negative Agahnims, thus giving you the power to infinitely proc Doombolt each time you're hit, the collisions of all swords braying against swords against Agahnim against more swords, the speed of you all turning into rockets, the sheer number of explosions from recursive Dex syndrome, and infinite amounts of shockwaves...
  1316. <Darte> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XCbqHXZaKw
  1317. <Kefka> YouTube: Legend of Mana - Pain the Universe - Views: 170,228 - Length: 3:23 - Uploaded: 2008-07-26 - User: Ender Rydel - Likes: 498 - Dislikes: 5
  1318. <DM> *The sheer magnitude of the force of this attack expands further outwards, the magnificence annihilating the whole dungeon, flooring Gerudo Valley, flooding all of Hyrule with explosions, punching holes through the planet, wiping out the galaxy, and falcon punching the universe itself...
  1319. <Hal> (BTW, I am going to add a special ruling that specifically prohibits infinetely recursive Dex)
  1320. <DM> $1d4
  1321. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1.
  1322. <DM> *And yet, despite that....
  1323. <Hal> (I get things are shenaningous, but this is just no)
  1324. <DM> *Dex survives all of them from auto-dodging it all. All. Of. It.
  1325. <DM> *Except now he's in the vacuum of a lack of existence, and thus his auto-dodge is null and valid. He receives a boot to the head and is knocked out of existence.
  1326. * DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (A BOOT TO THE HEAD!)
  1327. <DM> *Okay, lemme calculate the actual damage from that combo...
  1328. * Hal kicks Dex out of the window
  1329. * Hal has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed into Hero Mode!)
  1330. <SubconsciousEye> [I calculated the damage Melizea dealt (with double damage) and it added up to 380]
  1331. <DM> $calc 38 + 15 + 42 + 38 + 44 + 41 + 1 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 53 + 51 + 53 + 4 + 3 + 9 + 6 + 100 + 24 + 41 + 39 + 35 + 40 + 35
  1332. <Kefka> 38 + 15 + 42 + 38 + 44 + 41 + 1 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 53 + 51 + 53 + 4 + 3 + 9 + 6 + 100 + 24 + 41 + 39 + 35 + 40 + 35 = 724
  1333. <DM> $calc 724 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 2
  1334. <Kefka> 724 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 * 2 = 23,168
  1335. <DM> *Whelp, new record achieved.
  1336. <Darte> game broken please rewrite
  1337. <DM> -BACK TO ENDING 1-
  1338. <SubconsciousEye> With that much damage, Hyrule would just be a wasteland
  1339. <SubconsciousEye> .... Oh wait
  1340. <DM> *Agahnim's corpse falls back into the corrupted fountain...
  1341. <DM> [Agahnim]: No.. this isn't... over yet! I'll have more power! FOUNTAIN, GIVE ME UNLIMITED ENERG-
  1342. <Orithan> Are you too scared?
  1343. <Dex> What's energ?
  1344. <Hal> Too scared to fight back?
  1345. <Hal> Too scared to even live?
  1346. <DM> *From the fountain, a blade of darkness pierces Agahnim's remains, finishing him off entirely. It's not quite the same blade as Garo Master's though....
  1347. <DM> *A mysterious voice cuts in...
  1348. * Darte is disappointed their attack isn't going to be launched, but keeps Dex firmly clamped in his jaws anyway, at least until the few minutes is over and Dex's contract runs out.
  1349. * Dex pokes the blade.
  1350. <Melizea_Fiammetta> "Agamemnon was so insignificant, his own existence was denied by a blade."
  1351. <DM> [Voice]: Thank you, Agahnim, for feeding the Interlopers with your powers. Farewell.
  1352. <Melizea_Fiammetta> "... Is what Fireblast would have said."
  1353. <DM> *The fountain turns pitch black before suddenly restoring to normal.
  1354. <DM> *Out from it, a set of fairies pops up.
  1355. * Hal 's eyes turn bloodshot and his voice becomes filled with bloodlust upon the mention of "Interlopers"
  1356. <Dex> Can you guys fix Bob now?
  1357. * Kirran hides in the shadows.
  1358. <DM> *A different voice pops in now...
  1359. <Dex> I'm getting sick of these voices.
  1360. <Hal> Interrrrlopers... They shaaaal die.
  1361. <DM> [Voice]: I am the Great Fairy. Most of the fountains are restored, thanks to you. But, I am still not completely free.
  1362. * Hal covers his face for a moment, hiding his insanity until he returned to normal.
  1363. <Dex> REZ BOB GOD DAMN IT
  1364. <DM> [Great Fairy]: If I were, I could revive your friend, O Great Dex.
  1365. * Melizea_Fiammetta picks up Fireblast's bloodied corpse, and hauls it over into a portal thanks to Shady.
  1366. <Kirran> Would you also be able to help me get Raine back to, well, maybe not normal, but at least balanced?
  1367. <DM> [Great Fairy]: However, I may not need to. There is another way to bring back your friend. Here, take one of my fairies, then bring him back to his home. In time, his spirit will recover there and return him, though it will take a while.
  1368. <DM> *A special bright fairy is given to Dex.
  1369. <Dex> Great!
  1370. <DM> [Great Fairy]: O Great Kirran, I am afraid that's beyond my help. Raine is not one of my fairies. She is of... a different race.
  1371. <Dex> DUNK HER!
  1372. <DM> [Raine]: Aww man, don't ruin the plot twist!
  1373. <Hal> A different race?
  1374. <Kirran> That's probably the least surprising thing I've learned on this mission.
  1375. <Hal> I always knew of Raine as a bipolar fairy
  1376. <Melizea_Fiammetta> "I somewhat anticipated this."
  1377. <DM> [Great Fairy]: She is no fairy. She is-
  1378. <Dex> An alien?
  1379. <SubconsciousEye> John Cena?
  1380. <DM> *Her voice suddenly cuts off.
  1381. <Hal> But then again, I don't think I've been around her for long enough
  1382. <Dex> No green card?
  1383. <DM> *The first Interloper voice cuts back in.
  1384. * Hal kicks SubconsciousEye out of the window
  1385. * Hal has kicked SubconsciousEye from #zurpg (You were kicked out of the window and landed in the courtroom as a witness!)
  1386. <SubconsciousEye> Worth it
  1387. <Dex> Why are you using a capital I?
  1388. <DM> [Interloper]: It seems the Great Fairy was talking too long...
  1389. * Hal starts tensing up and growling at the Interloper voice.
  1390. <Dex> Seriously why are we capitalizing Interloper.
  1391. <Dex> The Bad Guy
  1392. * SubconsciousEye pokes the Interloper from behind the fourth wall's fourth wall
  1393. <Dex> How do you lop inters anyway?
  1394. <Kirran> Oh, you darkness dwelling bastards...give her back!
  1395. <Dex> I;m mocking it.
  1396. <DM> [Interloper]: I'll have to pass on that, my Sheikah friend.
  1397. <DM> [Interloper]: Oh, you're quite familiar, actually...
  1398. <DM> *Kirran, you get the flash of an image. It was like the Hero of Time, but all Interlopy with red eyes.
  1399. <DM> [Interloper]: I remember you quite well. Congratulations on your Sheikah Trials. I look forward to seeing you all again...
  1400. <DM> *The voice cuts out.
  1401. <Dex> I'm also a Sheik.
  1402. <Hal> What?
  1403. <DM> *Yeah, he didn't hear ya, Dex.
  1404. <DM> *Also........ NO.
  1405. <Kirran> Man, I almost hate that guy as much as Bloodwind.
  1406. <Dex> Who?
  1407. <DM> [Ahlma]: Who was that?
  1408. <Hal> All interlopers. Must die
  1409. <Hal> A Dark Interloper is my enemy. As long as they meet their demise by the hand of good, I will be happy.
  1410. * Melizea_Fiammetta awaits for the next few events.
  1411. <Dex> What if they meet their demise by the hand of chaotic neutral?
  1412. <Hal> Shut up lizardlips
  1413. <DM> [Ahlma]: I... see.
  1414. <DM> [Ahlma]: I must thank you all. You freed us from evil. Our people can...... wait.
  1415. <Dex> Can they pay?
  1416. <DM> [Ahlma]: Where ARE the rest of the Gerudo?
  1417. <Hal> That I have no idea about.
  1418. <DM> [Ahlma]: Where's my people?!
  1419. * Dex eyes up the floaty armor.
  1420. <Kirran> I only know where two are.
  1421. <Kirran> More or less
  1422. * Darte grimaces, cleaning his glasses. "About that... uh. We, uh. Told them to wait... over here... in this room..."
  1423. <DM> *Ahlma instinctively floats up higher... away from Dex.
  1424. <Hal> (Don't you dare Dex)
  1425. <DM> *Nabooru enters the room.
  1426. * Hal turns around to see Nabooru
  1427. <DM> (along with Amilena, I guess)
  1428. <DM> (you darn queen-hugging-
  1429. * Hal was convienently absent for the fight with Iron Nabooru.
  1430. <DM> [Nabooru]: It's... too late.
  1431. <Amilena> Far too late for now anyways
  1432. * Hal should've brought Roots...
  1433. <DM> [Nabooru]: Ahlma... the control is gone, but... it's too late. The Gerudo... they attacked Hyrule.
  1434. * Darte sighs. "Those humans are in trouble again, huh?"
  1435. <Hal> This is not good.
  1436. <DM> [Ahlma]: What?! We're trying to rebuild our relationship with the world and before we get a chance, Agahnim screws it over?!
  1437. <DM> [Ahlma]: I'm ending this.
  1438. <DM> [Nabooru]: Ahlma, wait, there's no way you can-
  1439. <DM> *Ahlma quickly flies out of the room.
  1440. <DM> *Nabooru turns to you all.
  1441. <Kirran> This is bad. This is really bad.
  1442. * Darte raises her brow. "Let me guess. You want us to stop her?"
  1443. <Dex> DIBS ON THE ARMOR
  1444. <DM> [Nabooru]: There's no point, we can't possibly catch her.
  1445. <Kirran> If the council responds, there's no way a war doesn't break out.
  1446. <Darte> ('her')
  1447. <Darte> (welp)
  1448. <Dex> Says YOU. I run fast.
  1449. <DM> [Nabooru]: It's chaos in Hyrule right now. It's not war, yet... but it's caused a lot of panic, and no one by themselves is able to stop it.
  1450. <Hal> I fear for the safety of the civilians of Hyrule.
  1451. * Melizea_Fiammetta looks a bit concerned about whether or not she wants to say something.
  1452. <DM> [Nabooru]: We need a force to stop it. Is there a way we can gather an army from somewhere, away from the chaos, to come in and stop everyone from breaking out into an all out war?
  1453. <Kirran> I don't have an army, no. But I can contact the Shiekah and coordinate with them.
  1454. <Dex> I might know an army (ish) but this isn't a charity gig. I've already done a bunch of freebies.
  1455. <DM> [Nabooru]: The Hylian Guard is still crippled from the raid against the Followers of Wisdom, they're barely able to defend themselves.
  1456. <Kirran> Assuming they haven't already made a move.
  1457. <DM> *She turns to Dex.
  1458. * Melizea_Fiammetta keeps silent for a bit.
  1459. <DM> [Nabooru]: Could you lead the way?
  1460. <Kirran> Dex, you literally got a legendary artifact out of this?
  1461. <Hal> I have contacts with many people from Koholint. Hopefully I might bring enough people to help out.
  1462. * Darte shrugs. "Long as they leave the water temple alone..."
  1463. <Kirran> I can't bring you there specifically, no.
  1464. <Kirran> At least, not right away.
  1465. <Dex> I run a mercenary company. Key word = MERCENARY.
  1466. <DM> [Nabooru]: I'll pay you.
  1467. <Dex> We break peoples faces for cash and /or goods.
  1468. <Kirran> This is something I'm going to have to take care of on my own first, before I call in anyone else.
  1469. <Dex> THATS ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR
  1470. * Melizea_Fiammetta pulls out her device to check the time, and then stashes it back into her inventory.
  1471. <Dex> Also: Calling dibs on the floating armor that chick had if we have to grease her.
  1472. <Dex> I'll draw up a contract.
  1473. <DM> [Nabooru]: Good. I can promise you 10,000 up front. The armor stays on Ahlma though.
  1474. <Dex> If we don't kill her.
  1475. <Dex> We might.
  1476. <Dex> And friendly fire happens.
  1477. <DM> *Nabooru gets into a defensive stance as spiritual energy circulates around her.
  1478. <DM> [Nabooru]: ... lizard, don't tempt me to kill you now and steal your army for myself.
  1479. <Dex> A) That's not how it works. B) Spirit Medallion remember?
  1480. * Melizea_Fiammetta starts walking away.
  1481. <Kirran> Hey, can we please get out of this creepy hole first before we start killing each other.
  1482. <Kirran> ?
  1483. <Hal> We really should
  1484. <Dex> Anyway I'm outski. I've got to get the boys ready and draw up that contract.
  1485. <DM> [Nabooru]: Since you're not willing to cooperate fully with me, I'm giving you the 10k now and leaving. Get your own army, you're not getting more than that.
  1486. <DM> *She takes out a bag and lifts it upside down. It suddenly spills out 100 Yellow Rupees.
  1487. <DM> [Nabooru]: I won't help you if you're threatening to kill my leader. Good bye.
  1488. <DM> *Annnd now Nabooru leaves. Congrats Dex, you just foiled diplomatic relations.
  1489. <Hal> Dex, you really could have worded things better
  1490. <Hal> Diplomatic relationships are a fickle thing
  1491. * Amilena follows
  1492. <DM> *Shady pops through the portal he's got.
  1493. <Darte> Dex is a fickle things.
  1494. <Hal> And next time you do this, you are getting silenced
  1495. <DM> [Shady]: Hello, fellas! I finally got it working! Where do ya folks wanna go? I heard Sheikah or Dex's army, I can portal to either one, choose yer poison!
  1496. <Darte> You should know that by now. *condescending glasses glare*
  1497. <Hal> (This was Hal acting in character)
  1498. <DM> [Shady]: But I can't portal to both, so among you folks, choose one!
  1499. * Melizea_Fiammetta starts heading a different direction.
  1500. <Darte> But to be fair, I'd side with the Sheikah on this one. Spooky, but reliable.
  1501. <Hal> Agreed
  1502. * Dex heads home to his army.
  1503. <Kirran> I have to warn you guys, I don't know how it's going to be if we go there.
  1504. <Melizea_Fiammetta> "..."
  1505. <DM> *Dex, you head on back and a P-P-P-PARTY SPLIT HAPPENS!
  1506. <Kirran> They might want to conscript everyone straight away into frontlines.
  1507. <DM> *YOU GUYS ARE GOIN' ON SEPARATE QUESTS, FOLKS!
  1508. <Hal> Good point.
  1509. <Melizea_Fiammetta> "... I'll head back to Geulia."
  1510. <Darte> (this is the prequel to BotW isn't it)
  1511. <DM> [Shady]: Whelp, there goes that guy. I'm openin' the portal straight to the Shadow Temple, you guys ready? I'll be bringin' my shop in a little while, so you guys will be rested and not immediately screwed over.
  1512. <Kirran> One way or another, that's where I'm heading. You all are free to chose otherwise as you like.
  1513. <SubconsciousEye> [No, it is a prequel to my other quest, which is happening as this is happening.]
  1514. * Amilena is tagging along with Nabooru
  1515. <DM> *Nabooru already left, so Amilena is joinin' with her.
  1516. <DM> [Shady]: If you want in, join fast cause this portal ain't stayin' open that long!
  1517. <DM> *Shady slides back through the portal. Said portal starts to slowly diminish....
  1518. <Hal> The Shiekah is probably the better option
  1519. <Melizea_Fiammetta> "If any of you want, I'll be heading back somewhere else to gather reinforcements and equipment."
  1520. <DM> *Well Dex is currently walkin' his way back to his army, the LONG way. And then he gets his own quest... that's probably better, I was wondering how the heck to handle that quest, this solves that decently.
  1521. * Darte slinks behind Kirran. "Think I'll see what you folk are up to these days."
  1522. <DM> *Alright, I'm assumin' Kirran, Hal and Darte are all followin' Shady through the portal.
  1523. <Hal> I'm not part of the Shiekah tribe, so I don't know If I really should go
  1524. <Hal> I shall join their ranks.
  1525. <DM> *Fun fun times await, next set of quests...
  1526. <DM> -=QUEST END=-
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