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Lyra & Alex: Lyra is god

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  1. [20:07] <Lyra_Bel> ===== BEGIN =====
  2. [20:07] <Alex_> "imps dont count ive beaten the shit outta imps"
  3. [20:07] <Alex_> "thats what theyre there for apparently"
  4. [20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Heh. Yeah"
  5. [20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Least they're easy to kill"
  6. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "First one I fought, or at least one of the few that I fought all at once"
  7. [20:08] <Lyra_Bel> "Wound up carving its eye out and letting it escape"
  8. [20:09] <Alex_> "great"
  9. [20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "But... on a person?"
  10. [20:09] <Lyra_Bel> "Seems kinda pointless when there are so few left"
  11. [20:10] <Alex_> "apparently theres just us right?"
  12. [20:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup. Us and the other session"
  13. [20:11] <Lyra_Bel> "... Really wanna get there soon"
  14. [20:11] <Alex_> "which we cant get to unless a number says we can"
  15. [20:11] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup, pretty much"
  16. [20:12] <Lyra_Bel> "... Hey. You and Lily were talking, yeah?"
  17. [20:12] <Alex_> "yeah"
  18. [20:12] <Alex_> "briefly"
  19. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "I didn't read it. But I know she messaged you about going God Tier"
  20. [20:13] <Lyra_Bel> "What... what do you think about that?"
  21. [20:13] <Alex_> "sounds cool"
  22. [20:13] <Alex_> "dont know if i can do it"
  23. [20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Fair. Actual suicide is... a big deal"
  24. [20:14] <Lyra_Bel> "But would you actually be okay dying for the sake of getting stronger?"
  25. [20:14] <Alex_> "I was planning more on someone murdering me"
  26. [20:15] <Lyra_Bel> "And that'd make it all fine, then?"
  27. [20:15] <Alex_> "no idea"
  28. [20:15] <Alex_> "its fucking terrifying to die but..."
  29. [20:15] <Alex_> "dunno"
  30. [20:16] <Lyra_Bel> "But apparently you'll get better"
  31. [20:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Better than you were at the start, in fact"
  32. [20:17] <Alex_> "better how"
  33. [20:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Flight, superpowers"
  34. [20:17] <Alex_> "yeah i guess"
  35. [20:18] <Lyra_Bel> "... You don't have to if you don't want to. You know that, right?"
  36. [20:19] <Alex_> "yeah"
  37. [20:19] <Alex_> "i do but damn"
  38. [20:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah"
  39. [20:22] <Lyra_Bel> "Just... yeah"
  40. [20:23] * Lyra_Bel is silent for a bit
  41. [20:24] <Alex_> So is alex.
  42. [20:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'know..."
  43. [20:25] <Lyra_Bel> "I still owe you a horrible death for coming to rescue me on Derse"
  44. [20:26] <Alex_> "Youre welcome:
  45. [20:26] <Alex_> "
  46. [20:26] <Lyra_Bel> :P
  47. [20:26] <Lyra_Bel> "I admit. Being locked in a cage near you *was* better than being locked in a cage alone"
  48. [20:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Even if it meant they had a way to torture me again"
  49. [20:29] <Alex_> "i guess sorry about that"
  50. [20:29] <Alex_> "it was kind of stupid and brash"
  51. [20:29] <Alex_> "as usual"
  52. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "A smidge" :P
  53. [20:30] * Lyra_Bel glances at him
  54. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "But it still worked"
  55. [20:30] <Alex_> hes sort of looking at the ground, maybe grinning a bit
  56. [20:30] <Alex_> "arent we still there, trapped"
  57. [20:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Eenope"
  58. [20:32] * Lyra_Bel grins
  59. [20:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Interestingly enough, going God Tier actually teleports your dream self"
  60. [20:32] <Alex_> Alex thinks a bit
  61. [20:32] <Alex_> "SO now im the only one trapped"
  62. [20:33] * Lyra_Bel 's face falls
  63. [20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Nah dude"
  64. [20:33] <Lyra_Bel> "You underestimate my *limitless cosmic power*"
  65. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "It's... complicated"
  66. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "And sorta weird and metaphysical"
  67. [20:34] <Lyra_Bel> "But no. You're sorta not trapped there either anymore"
  68. [20:35] <Alex_> "oh!"
  69. [20:35] <Alex_> "Where am I"
  70. [20:35] <Alex_> "him"
  71. [20:35] <Alex_> "that guy who is me"
  72. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "He's..."
  73. [20:35] * Lyra_Bel hesitates
  74. [20:35] <Lyra_Bel> "He's... sort of still there, but... not trapped"
  75. [20:36] <Alex_> "great"
  76. [20:36] <Alex_> "just laying on the ground, vulnerable?"
  77. [20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Out of curiosity"
  78. [20:36] <Lyra_Bel> "If I were to answer that with a cryptic remark and a grin, then refuse to elaborate"
  79. [20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Would you be more or less worried?"
  80. [20:37] <Alex_> "im already worried because of that question
  81. [20:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Good, because the question was the cryptic remark"
  82. [20:38] * Lyra_Bel grins
  83. [20:39] <Alex_> Alex grins too
  84. [20:39] <Alex_> ((yo i gotta go shower))
  85. [20:39] <Alex_> ((can we pick this up afterward?))
  86. [20:39] <Lyra_Bel> ((Sure))
  87. [21:12] == Alex_ [~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:284e:e691:550:4d0c] has quit [Ping timeout: 198 seconds]
  88. [21:15] == Alex_ [~Alex@2605:a601:130:5900:284e:e691:550:4d0c] has joined #RPGStuck_C1
  89. [21:15] <Alex_> ((sorry for the wait))
  90. [21:15] <Alex_> ((i have returned))
  91. [21:15] <Lyra_Bel> ((Coo))
  92. [21:16] <Alex_> ((is lyra gonna say anything? if not, alex has another topic to broach))
  93. [21:16] <Lyra_Bel> ((Fire away))
  94. [21:16] <Alex_> "Hey its night now"
  95. [21:16] <Alex_> "Dark and stuff"
  96. [21:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess so"
  97. [21:17] <Alex_> "Good for seeing bright things"
  98. [21:17] <Lyra_Bel> "... Where are you going with this?"
  99. [21:18] <Alex_> "Fire!"
  100. [21:18] <Alex_> "Gas station explosions!"
  101. [21:18] <Lyra_Bel> O.O
  102. [21:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck yeah!"
  103. [21:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Anything worth looting first, d'ya think?"
  104. [21:20] <Alex_> "Please"
  105. [21:20] <Alex_> "everything is worth looting"
  106. [21:20] <Alex_> "We're leaving remember?"
  107. [21:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Good point"
  108. [21:20] <Lyra_Bel> "But there needs to be stuff left to get blown up"
  109. [21:21] <Alex_> "...gasoline?"
  110. [21:22] <Lyra_Bel> "*Just* gasoline?"
  111. [21:23] <Alex_> "well..."
  112. [21:23] <Alex_> "why burn useful shit"
  113. [21:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Guess so"
  114. [21:23] <Lyra_Bel> "But the useless stuff will help the fire keep on going"
  115. [21:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Add some burning wreckage to fall from the sky after it's done"
  116. [21:24] <Alex_> "we can put like... wood"
  117. [21:24] <Alex_> "and rocks and shit"
  118. [21:24] <Alex_> "or something"
  119. [21:24] <Alex_> "flares! that'd be cool"
  120. [21:24] <Lyra_Bel> "Ooh"
  121. [21:25] <Lyra_Bel> "That would be pretty cool"
  122. [21:25] <Lyra_Bel> "We could actually just fill the whole thing with a buncha boulders from the mountain we blew up that one time"
  123. [21:26] <Alex_> "Oh right!"
  124. [21:26] <Alex_> "we almost killed me trying to get those out"
  125. [21:26] <Alex_> "damn... that was like"
  126. [21:26] <Alex_> "yesterday
  127. [21:26] <Lyra_Bel> "And also months ago"
  128. [21:27] <Lyra_Bel> "Depending on the layer you check"
  129. [21:27] <Lyra_Bel> "... That was also, um..."
  130. [21:28] * Lyra_Bel becomes fascinated by the ground they're walking on
  131. [21:28] <Alex_> "Shit"
  132. [21:28] <Alex_> "im sorry i didnt really think of that"
  133. [21:29] <Lyra_Bel> "S'fine"
  134. [21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "What was it you said, back then?"
  135. [21:30] <Alex_> "i dont know"
  136. [21:30] <Alex_> "i say a bunch of stuff"
  137. [21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah, don't we all"
  138. [21:31] <Lyra_Bel> "But in the middle of all the stupid insanity and hallucinatory junk and everything"
  139. [21:31] <Lyra_Bel> "It actually was a pretty good line"
  140. [21:32] <Alex_> "dammit what did i say"
  141. [21:32] <Alex_> "what was the line about:
  142. [21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Tryna remember specifics"
  143. [21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Or... tryna find it again"
  144. [21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay"
  145. [21:33] * Lyra_Bel clears her throat
  146. [21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Shhh"
  147. [21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "I dont"
  148. [21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "feel like thinking right now"
  149. [21:34] <Alex_> "lets blow shit up, get some sleep, then we can think"
  150. [21:34] <Alex_> "or not, fuck thinking"
  151. [21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "No, I mean"
  152. [21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "That was it. That was the line"
  153. [21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Or three lines, sorta, depending on the pauses"
  154. [21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "N'then you..."
  155. [21:35] <Alex_> "oh that was the line"
  156. [21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Eeyup"
  157. [21:38] <Alex_> "its kind of depressing that quote"
  158. [21:39] <Lyra_Bel> "I dunno. Compared to tryna figure out *why* everything kept happening to us, not thinking sounded pretty good at the time"
  159. [21:17] <Alex_> "yeah but not thinking doesnt get anyone anywhere"
  160. [21:17] <Alex_> "look where an asston of thinking got you"
  161. [21:17] <Alex_> "what what exactly are you at the moment"
  162. [21:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Mm..."
  163. [21:18] <Lyra_Bel> "Does it count as being egotistical if you really are a god?"
  164. [21:18] <Lyra_Bel> "As in, as strong as or stronger than other beings that call themselves gods?"
  165. [21:19] <Alex_> "uh"
  166. [21:19] <Alex_> "i wouldnt know im not a god"
  167. [21:19] <Lyra_Bel> "Yeah y'are. Just not the same kind"
  168. [21:19] <Alex_> "im a god at throwing potatoes and youre a god at being a god"
  169. [21:20] * Lyra_Bel laughs
  170. [21:20] <Alex_> alex doesnt
  171. [21:20] <Lyra_Bel> "Have you ever actually thrown a potato at anything?"
  172. [21:20] <Alex_> i did that to my glwong lamp
  173. [21:21] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh yeah, the sprite. Well, heck of a thing to be exalted for"
  174. [21:21] <Alex_> "" oop
  175. [21:21] <Lyra_Bel> "You get the entire pantheon of potato-throwing all to yourself" :P
  176. [21:21] <Alex_> s
  177. [21:21] <Alex_> "you get everything though"
  178. [21:22] <Alex_> "i bet you could throw an infiite number"
  179. [21:22] <Alex_> "of potatoes"
  180. [21:22] <Lyra_Bel> "That seems kinda... impossible"
  181. [21:22] <Alex_> "at an infinite number of sprites"
  182. [21:23] <Lyra_Bel> "There isn't even space to fit an infinite number of *anything*"
  183. [21:23] <Alex_> "you could make it with your god powers"
  184. [21:23] <Lyra_Bel> "... I'm talking lower-case G here, Alex"
  185. [21:24] <Alex_> "alright but cant you summon stuff"
  186. [21:24] * Lyra_Bel gives him a confused look
  187. [21:24] <Alex_> "No?"
  188. [21:24] <Lyra_Bel> "I... don't think so?"
  189. [21:24] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean, I can try if y'like"
  190. [21:24] <Alex_> "i might be making some assumptions about how pwoerful you are"
  191. [21:25] <Alex_> "thatd be cool"
  192. [21:25] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay. Like what?"
  193. [21:27] <Alex_> "dunno"
  194. [21:27] <Alex_> "high tech body armor?"
  195. [21:28] <Lyra_Bel> "Sounds like a plan"
  196. [21:28] * Lyra_Bel summons high tech body armor
  197. [21:28] <Lyra_Bel> "... Huh."
  198. [21:28] <Lyra_Bel> "You, sir, are much better at this whole divinity business than I am"
  199. [21:29] <Alex_> "Nice!"
  200. [21:29] <Alex_> "get me some cake"
  201. [21:29] * Lyra_Bel gets Alex some cake
  202. [21:29] <Lyra_Bel> "This is so much better than being able to dream things into reality like on Derse"
  203. [21:29] <Lyra_Bel> "Because it's not on Derse"
  204. [21:29] <Alex_> "We can do waht on derse"
  205. [21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "Dream things?"
  206. [21:30] <Lyra_Bel> "In the rooms, at least, for a little bit"
  207. [21:31] <Alex_> "i never did that"
  208. [21:32] <Alex_> "i dont think anyone told me i could"
  209. [21:32] <Lyra_Bel> "Really?"
  210. [21:32] <Lyra_Bel> "I mean, it was pretty useless. But still"
  211. [21:32] <Lyra_Bel> "What actually *did* you get to do on Prospit?"
  212. [21:33] <Alex_> "i was there for a bit then i left to find you"
  213. [21:33] <Alex_> "i dont think i did anything"
  214. [21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Oh"
  215. [21:35] * Lyra_Bel is quiet for a second
  216. [21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Thanks for trying to save me"
  217. [21:35] <Alex_> "thanks for breaking me out of jail apaprently"
  218. [21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "S'my fault you got put into it"
  219. [21:36] <Alex_> "nah its my fault for leaving"
  220. [21:36] <Alex_> "should have lsitened to you
  221. [21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "That would have been better for you, yeah"
  222. [21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "But also means I'd have been alone in there"
  223. [21:37] <Lyra_Bel> "So I'm thanking you anyway"
  224. [21:37] <Alex_> "I accept then"
  225. [21:38] * Lyra_Bel smiles
  226. [21:39] <Alex_> Alex does as well
  227. [21:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Now c'mon. Time for fireworks?"
  228. [21:41] <Alex_> "yeah nice"
  229. [21:42] <Alex_> "oh wait cant you get military grade explosives and fireworks?"
  230. [21:42] <Lyra_Bel> O.O
  231. [21:42] * Lyra_Bel grins
  232. [21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Heck yes"
  233. [21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "N'then we have... sorta two options"
  234. [21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "For after the fireworks"
  235. [21:46] <Alex_> "what?"
  236. [21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Well... you still haven't God Tiered. Which you don't have to if you don't want to, of course, but the option is still there"
  237. [21:48] <Lyra_Bel> "And then there's something I gotta deal with on my Server's land, but that can wait"
  238. [21:49] <Alex_> "Eh i think im not gonna"
  239. [21:49] <Alex_> "i dont know if im ready to die yet"
  240. [21:50] <Alex_> "can i like"
  241. [21:50] <Alex_> "save it for alter"
  242. [21:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Yes"
  243. [21:50] * Lyra_Bel smiles again
  244. [21:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Yes, you definitely can"
  245. [21:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Or even never. It's not actually required"
  246. [21:51] <Alex_> "well"
  247. [21:51] <Alex_> "im gonna die eventually"
  248. [21:51] <Alex_> "maybe ill see how long i can last in peak physical condition"
  249. [21:51] <Alex_> "fight monsters and shit"
  250. [21:51] <Alex_> "till i go out"
  251. [21:51] <Alex_> "then, i will become a god"
  252. [21:52] <Lyra_Bel> "And inherit all life in the world"
  253. [21:55] <Alex_> "you are all ,ine"
  254. [21:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Hail to the king"
  255. [21:55] <Lyra_Bel> "The one dude who never had to God Tier"
  256. [21:55] <Alex_> "Go me"
  257. [21:56] <Lyra_Bel> "My hero"
  258. [21:56] <Alex_> "alright fireworks"
  259. [21:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Fireworks"
  260. [21:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Where d'you think the best vantage point would be to watch from?"
  261. [21:58] <Alex_> Alex thinks for a moment"
  262. [21:58] <Alex_> "THe air"
  263. [21:58] <Lyra_Bel> "There's sort of a lot of air, Alex"
  264. [21:58] <Lyra_Bel> :P
  265. [21:59] <Alex_> "well im sure some air is better than others"
  266. [22:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Of course it is. We'll be in it"
  267. [22:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Our mere presence shall radiate off and improve the quality of the air surrounding us"
  268. [22:01] <Alex_> "is that part of your power?"
  269. [22:01] <Lyra_Bel> "It was a joke"
  270. [22:02] <Lyra_Bel> "My power's... weird, but I dunno if an inherent air-cleanser is part of it"
  271. [22:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Seems more like what a Sylph of Breath or whatever would do"
  272. [22:03] <Alex_> "what is that"
  273. [22:03] <Lyra_Bel> "Healer class, wind aspect"
  274. [22:04] <Lyra_Bel> "Or something like that. I skimmed them all"
  275. [22:09] <Lyra_Bel> (( Alex_ ))
  276. [22:09] <Alex_> "skimmed?"
  277. [22:09] <Alex_> damn
  278. [22:09] <Lyra_Bel> "S'kinda... weird. Long story, not worth explaining"
  279. [22:09] <Alex_> ((i wrote skimmed but forgot to send it))
  280. [22:09] <Alex_> ((ok))
  281. [22:09] <Alex_> "Ok"
  282. [22:09] <Lyra_Bel> ((kk))
  283. [22:09] <Alex_> "what are some cool ones"
  284. [22:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Well"
  285. [22:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Witch of Doom, Heir of Life, and Sylph of Mind are all pretty sweet"
  286. [22:10] <Alex_> "wait thats me. And you"
  287. [22:10] <Alex_> "whos the sylph of mind?"
  288. [22:10] <Lyra_Bel> "Lily"
  289. [22:12] <Lyra_Bel> "... What did you think of her, when you two talked?"
  290. [22:16] <Alex_> "she seemed concerned for me"
  291. [22:16] <Alex_> "so i cant image shes all bad"
  292. [22:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay. That's good"
  293. [22:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Glad you two like each other"
  294. [22:19] <Lyra_Bel> "... Should we go start the fireworks thing instead of just talking about stuff other than the fireworks thing?"
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