godwhatacunt

	So.

	To be clear.

	Not only - not only - did you flunk out of college.

	Not only did you lose your job.

	When i let you crash on my couch - me, as your big brother, who you have barely had a word for, except when it came to you borrowing money, which you never pay back  - you piss the bed.

	You pissed the bed - technically my couch - so badly that I am probably going to have to get a NEW couch.

	And what do you have to say for yourself?

	You’re just crying.

	You’re just standing in my kitchen, where you were trying to wash your wet, pissy clothes in my kitchen sink, after you DIDN’T wash the dishes you used…. And now you’re crying.

	Stop crying.

	I mean it, stop crying - you are NOT putting this on me.

	Stop looking at me with those big red eyes.

	Do you have anything to say for yourself?

	Anything at all?

	God, the kids I work with are more mature than you are, & most of them are still in diapers. You’re using their same fucking logic, I gotta say.

	Yes, keep crying, that’s gonna do a world of good. That’s exactly what we need. Keep fucking crying, god forbid you ask me for something like a fucking adult.

	You’re acting like one of the kids I babysit. God, do I need to treat you like them too?

	Fuck, that doesn’t mean cry some more.

	[slap sound]

	And that just made you cry harder.

	Fuck, you’re acting like one of the babies. Is that all you are, a baby?

	Oh my god, for fuck sake… get on your knees, if you’re gonna act like such a baby.

	I SAID, get on your knees.

	[simpering/baby talk/general humiliation - I trust you to put it where you think it would go]

	You gonna be a good little baby for your big bro?

	Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought. Keep crying, you little idiot.

	[another slap]

	That’s where you belong, isn’t it? You’re just a little baby to crawl on the floor. You obviously can’t stand on your own - you’re just too little. You’re too little to pay your own bills, too little to go to your fucking classes, you’re too little to even understand how to wash your own fucking pissy clothing… so you’re too little to do anything, aren’t you?

	You owe me money, you owe me for my couch, you own me for my dishes… fuck, what am I going to get?

	You’re still fucking crying - I need to plug that mouth up, don’t I?

	.. hmm.

	I’d say this is sinking to a new low, but fuck it.

	You alienated our parents, you pissed off just about everyone else you know… I’m all you got, aren’t I?

	If you cry any harder, you’re gonna throw up. Do I need to plug up that hole?

	Fuck it.

	I’d say this is sick & depraved, but… fuck it.

	You’re a mess, & who would they believe, me, the responsible one, or you, the family fuck up?

	Now… open up that mouth, nice & wide….

	Yeah, just like that….

	Mmm….

	Baby needs a nice binky, huh?

	Oh no, you’re not pulling off. I’m gonna… keep my hand on the back of your head - yeah, just like that. Just… like… that.

	You’re still crying, you obnoxious little shit. What do I have to do to shut you up?

	[slap]

	If you bite me, I’m gonna knock your fucking teeth out, & I’ll tell everyone that you came to me like that. You think people will believe you over me? The literal babysitter - the one who watches all their kids - versus you, the family fuck up?

	Mmm… fuck, yeah, you’re good at this, aren’t you? Lots of practice. Probably not the first time you’ve been on your knees like this, huh?

	God, you little cocksucker. That’s all you’re good for, isn’t it? Sucking cock & being a useless little baby.

	Well… not useless.

	You’re… you’re gonna take my cum, aren’t you?

	Yeah, that’s a good baby. You’ll be good for something, won’t you? You’ll be good… you’ll take all of my cum. You will… let me just… fuck your face. Let me keep going… mm, yeah, take it all the way into your throat….

	Mmm… there we go. There we fucking… go, oh fuck, you’re… fuck, I’m just fucking your throat, you’re staring up at me with those big dumb eyes of yours, I’ve seen more intelligence in the babies who puke down my shirt, I swear to fucking god.

	Will you be just as entertained… hm… I wonder.

	Peekaboo!

	Aww, baby doesn’t like that?

	How about this?

	[grunting, moaning, general noises of you fucking someone’s face]

	I’m gonna… fuck, baby, I’m gonna keep fucking your face, just like that, just… like… that….

	[moan, gasp, cumming]

	You like that cum all over your face, baby?

	Aww, you want it in your mouth instead, huh? Luckily… I’ve got a nice pacifier… here we go… let me just… collect some nice thick cum, put it into your mouth….

	Suck your binky, baby. There we go.

	Finally, something you can do without fucking up.

	Now… I’d better get you diapered up, huh?

	I don’t want to deal with any more piss on my furniture.