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- -- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] began trolling podiatristTango [PT] at 01:03 --
- RO: ahoy there matey
- PT: Hi buddy!
- PT: wHat'S up, cap'n?
- RO: oh have you heard about princess Elpizas latest tournament?
- PT: yEaH, i'm dOing tHE wardrObE fOr it!
- PT: it'S gOnna bE SO cOOl!
- RO: the the wardrobe? seriously?
- PT: yEaH, HEr drESS and tHE bannErS.
- PT: wEll i guESS tHE bannErS arEn't wardrObE, but yOu knOw wHat i mEan.
- RO: not really
- RO: unless buildings wear clothes
- PT: i'm dOing all tHE clOtH-rElatEd Stuff.
- RO: like sails?
- PT: wEll, tHErE arEn't SailS, but tHOSE cOuld cOunt.
- RO: and if banners are building clothes does that mean buildings are normally naked?
- PT: maybE...
- RO: shameful
- PT: HEHEHE
- RO: arr fashion be kinda stupid anyway but CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR guesses its needed for big fancy events
- PT: D:
- PT: it iS nOt Stupid.
- RO: sure it is
- PT: >:(
- PT: it'S a cEntral art Of HigH SOciEty!
- PT: *part
- PT: but an art tOO!
- RO: at best its about showing off how rich and important you are
- RO: so
- PT: tHat can bE uSEful.
- RO: but its usually uncomfortable too
- PT: it can bE cOmfy.
- PT: i'vE nEvEr Had cOmplaintS.
- RO: Princess doesnt expect CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR to dress up for her do does she?
- PT: wHO?
- PT: yOu mEan Elpiza?
- RO: yeah
- PT: i dOn't knOw. maybE.
- PT: SHE didn't mEntiOn yOu.
- RO: well CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR wasnt exactly expecting her to
- RO: erm
- PT: wHy, arE yOu twO a tHing?
- RO: why why are you asking that all of a sudden?
- PT: curiOuS.
- RO: your not one of those trolls that keep shipping walls are you?
- RO: or an embroidered shipping quilt
- PT: nOpE.
- PT: i juSt likE tO HEar intErESting Stuff.
- RO: okay
- RO: well maybe CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR should get something in case
- PT: nEvEr HurtS tO plan aHEad!
- RO: nah you cant plan for most things
- RO: storms can brew up without warning
- PT: yEaH, but Elpiza iSn't a StOrm.
- RO: obviously shes a troll
- RO: trolls are not storms
- PT: yEaH, duH.
- RO: exactly
- RO: so how does this work?
- PT: HOw dOES wHat wOrk?
- RO: this getting making CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR fancy clothes thing
- RO: tailorificating
- PT: wEll, yOu nEEd tO tEll mE wHat yOu want.
- PT: likE, StylES and Stuff.
- PT: tHEn i mEaSurE yOu and makE tHE dudS!
- RO: erm CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR has no idea about styles
- RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR thought you were the one to work all that out
- PT: wEll, i can SHOw yOu SOmE idEaS, and yOu can pick.
- RO: booooring
- RO: just make something comfortable thats fancy enough
- PT: will dO!
- RO: something CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR can move around in
- RO: climb riggings
- PT: SHOuld i gO tO yOu tO dO tHE mEaSuring, Or SHOuld yOu cOmE HErE?
- RO: CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR will be in port soon you can come aboard CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs chariot then
- PT: i tHOugHt yOu Had a SHip...
- RO: thats her name
- RO: the Chariot
- PT: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
- PT: i gEt it.
- RO: finest woman CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFARs lain eyes on
- PT: wOman?
- PT: :|
- RO: yeah that what
- RO: its
- RO: a metaphor
- PT: OH Okay
- RO: if she was actually a troll shed be the second finest troll
- -- podiatristTango [PT] raises an eyebrow --
- PT: SEcOnd?
- RO: lower that eyebrow
- PT: Okay
- PT: Still curiOuS, tHOugH.
- RO: well too bad
- RO: so youll meet CAPTAIN CIRRIN RUNFAR at port on his ship
- PT: will dO!
- RO: the regular kind with sails and whatnot
- PT: wEll, duH.
- RO: of course
- RO: sea you then
- -- rapscalliousOutlaw [RO] gave up trolling podiatristTango [PT] at 01:48 --
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