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BEE: Have you ever heard that the brain

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is like a discounting mechanism?

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Say someone gives you a present

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and it's a diamond necklace

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and you open it and you love it.

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You're all happy at first
and then the next day

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it still makes you happy
but a little bit less so.

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A year later, you see the necklace

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and you think, "Oh, that old thing."

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And do you know why your brain
discounts things?

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It's for survival.

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You need to be prepared
for new expen'ences

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because they could signal danger.

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Wouldn't it be great
if we could reset that

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since there aren't a lot
of saber-toothed tigers

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jumping out at us?

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Seems like a design flaw

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that our brain's
default settings signal danger

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and survival instead of something like joy.

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I think that's what happened to my mom.

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She got so focused
on picking up danger signals

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that her discounting mechanism
forgot to see

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all the good stuff in her life.

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And maybe Dad had quit seeing

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the diamond necklace side of Mom.

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(WATER DRIPPING)

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BERNADETTE: Do you have any idea
how strong I'm being?

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How much my heart is breaking

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'cause you want to go off
to boarding school?

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BEE: If you didn't want me
to go away to boarding school,

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you shouldn't have made it
sound like so much fun.

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Ugh, yeah, right. So it's my fault.

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ELGIE: It's not loading
my workout. Got it.

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Do you guys remember when you told me

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if I got perfect grades all
the way through middle school

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I could have anything I wanted

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as a graduation present?

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D-Did we say that?

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I think it was to ward off
any further talk of a pony.

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BEE: Well, that's what
I wanted when I was little.

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Now I want something completely different.

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You wanna know what it is?

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I don't know. Do we?

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(SIGHS) Does it entail leaving the house?

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A family trip to Antarctica!

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We have to go over Christmas break.

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As in a month?

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Oh, yeah. Obviously,
'cause it's their summer.

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It's about the only time you could go.

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Yeah, 'cause ponies are cute

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and maybe not as much trouble
as we thought.

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What do you say there, Mom?

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Isn't this a bad time

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for you because of work?

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We're studying Antarctica in school.

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I've read all the explorers' journals,

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and I'm doing my final
presentation on Shackleton.

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And now is a good time to go

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before another ice sheet collapses
and the whole thing melts.

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Oh, my God. I can't believe

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neither of you are saying no.

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I'm waiting for you. You hate traveling.

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I w-was waiting for you. You have to work.

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Oh, my God. That's a yes. We're going!

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Wait, wait. Is that really a yes?

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I guess it is.

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(CHUCKLES) On a technicality.

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BEE: I read once dolphins operate

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in this complicated social order

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with alliances and enemies
and enforcers, recruiters.

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Almost like the Mafia,
or maybe high school.

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They even battle sometimes,

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where they bash each other over the heads

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with their tails.

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Why do all the smart creatures
organize themselves

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in these weird social structures?

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Audrey does everything at Galer Street.

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She created the Diversity Council.

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She set up Marathon Kids.
She invented Donuts for Dads.

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Mom once signed up to be
the kindergarten room parent,

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but I think she got bashed over the head

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by the other dolphins.

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Another option is a few pigs.

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Pigs? Really/.7 - Yeah.

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In a week, they'll pull out
these blackberries by the root

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and then some.

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BERNADETTE: Can I help you with something?

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Oh, hi, Bernadette.

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Um, I didn't know you were home.

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Apparently.

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AUDREY: Yeah. Um...

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I hope you don't mind, I called Tom.

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He's a blackberry abatement specialist.

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- Oh.
- I was in my garden

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cutting back the perennials

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and planting some winter color

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in preparation for the, uh,

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the Galer Street brunch that I'm hosting

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for the prospective parents.

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Have you been reading the emails?

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Not if I can help it.

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Yeah. Well, the blackberry vines
are coming under the wall.

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Not at all uncommon around here.

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They get into the root system like bamboo,

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- super invasive.
- Yeah. Invasive.

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We're just trying to figure out
what best to do about it.

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Yeah, here.

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It's Tom.

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Bemadetle Fox.

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No card.

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Oh.

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I was in my compost pile one morning,

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and I was practically attacked.

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Urn, you know, not just in my compost,

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but, you know, it's gotten
into my raised vegetable beds,

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my greenhouse, which you saw,
even my worm bins.

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TOM: Yeah, I mean, to get rid of
this many, with this kind of slope...

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Oh, and I don't want
to use anything toxic.

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You know, no weed killers
or anything like that.

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Right. And if you
don't wanna use the pigs,

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I think I'd wanna go with, uh,

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CXJ Hillside Side-Arm Thrasher.

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I don't have one myself.
I'd have to rent one.

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Okay, I'm happy to use Tom here

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to remove all things blackberry.

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I think we're done.

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Nice to meet you, ma'am.

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Thank you. And soon?

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BERNADETTE: Any pigs will be
arrested for trespassing.

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- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Jeez.

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Dear Manjula,

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something unexpected has come up,

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and I would love it
if you would work extra hours.

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I don't know what time it is
right now in India, but please

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uh, let me know ASAP if you're available

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because I need you
to work your Hindu magic

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on a huge project. Period.

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Okay, I'll stop being coy.

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(SIGHS HEAVILY) It's a total disaster.

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Apparently, Elgie and I have promised Bee

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a family trip to Antarctica.

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And of the million reasons
I don't want to go,

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the main one is it will require me

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to be surrounded by people.

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Looks like even the smallest

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cruise ship has 150 other passengers

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which translates into me

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being trapped with 147 other humans

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who will uniquely annoy the hell out of me

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with their rudeness, waste,

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incessant yammering,
and boring small talk,

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and creepy food requests.

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Or worse, they'll turn
their curiosity toward me

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and expect pleasantry in return.

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Oh, I'm getting a panic attack
just thinking about it.

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But a little...

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social anxiety

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never hurt anyone, am I right?

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If I give you the contact info,

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could you pretty please take over

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the paperwork, visas, plane tickets,

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and everything involved
with getting we three

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from Seattle to the White Continent?

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Question mark.

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Uh, and we'll need whatever's on

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the recommended packing list.

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Uh... just use the same credit card.

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Oh, yes, Manjula,
one very important thing.

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I'd like a fishing vest.

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You know, one replete
with the zippered pockets.

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And apparently, I need some

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blackberry bushes in my yard removed.

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(SCOFFS) The sooner the better.

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Audrey, next door, thinks nothing

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of traipsing through my yard.

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Who does that! Exclamation point.

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(DOG BARKING) Ice Cream?

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(DOOR RATTLING)

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Ice Cream?

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(ICE CREAM CONTINUES BARKING)

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- Oh.
- (ICE CREAM WHINING)

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Ice Cream.

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(ICE CREAM CONTINUES WHINING)

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How did you get in there?

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(PHONE R' RNGIN - OH! G)

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This is really inconvenient, Ice Cream.

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(GRUNTS)

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- You wait there!
- (ICE CREAM WHINES)

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(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

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Ta-da!

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AUDREY: Oh. Um...

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(CHUCKLES)

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As much as I love

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clip art hand prints...

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- MINDY: Uh-huh.
- I think we need

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to try to find an image

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that better articulates success.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, um,

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- a coat of arms...
- Ooh.

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With something in it.

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- Like a calculator.
- Oh, that's good.

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Right? Or, or diplomas.
Like a rainbow of diplomas.

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Cute.

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Maybe there's a sketch of a brain,

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and it has a cap and gown on, right?

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We, we just have to remember
we're trying to attract

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the right kind of kindergarten families.

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- Okay.
- AU DREY: Thanks, Mindy.

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Kyle! Kyle!

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What? Not now.

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Oh.

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Yeah, I think they're going
to do homework.

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(GASPS) The brunch RSVPs are pouring in.

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There has not been one no yet.

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- Really?
- Yes, and I'm counting on you

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to bring those 12 chairs.

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Well, I hope I can find the time.

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Yeah, it's chairs. You'll find time.

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Yeah.

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Oh. Did you notice
our first lady of France

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has her scarf look going?

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I can't wait until she finds out
about my new job.

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I seriously doubt she even knows
who you are. (CHUCKLES)

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I know.

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She's so awful.

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- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi, Lincoln.

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Hey, Mom.

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We are on a rescue mission.

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What?

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Ice Cream's stuck in the confessional.

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Oh. I almost forgot. Bernadette!

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Bernadette.

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(SIGHS)

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Incoming gnat. What do we do?

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Ice Cream needs us. Punch it.

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Bernadette. Oh!

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(YELLS) Oh!

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Oh, my... Oh.

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- SOO-LIN: What happened?
- Did you see that?

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- No.
- Did you see that?

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my... Are you okay?

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- Oh, God.
- Are you... What happened?

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Are you okafl - I'm crying.

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- Oh, God.
- I'm not all right!

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Okay. Oh, my God.

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(SCREAMING) Ow! Oh!

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Did you... Did she run over it?

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Did she? Did you see?

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- No.
- She ran over my foot.

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Okay, you hold it.

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No way. She's my dog.

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You hold the ladder. I'll go up.

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Absolutely not, Bala.

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It's too dangerous.

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- (ICE CREAM BARKS)
- Oh, shush, it's me.

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- Such a drama queen.
- BEE: Mom!

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Mom, are you okay?

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- (THUDDING)
- (BERNADETTE GRUNTING)

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(ICE CREAM WHINING)

260
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- Oh!
- All right, Mom!

261
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,872
- Bee!
- Are you okay.'

262
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Ice Cream.

263
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Hi.

264
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,813
You're the worst dog ever.

265
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,083
- (BERNADETTE PANTS)
- Hey, you okay?

266
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,987
Yeah. Oh.

267
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,356
This came for you.

268
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,659
(BERNADETTE EXHALES)

269
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Congratulations.

270
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

271
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BEE: I can't believe it.

272
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,783
BERNADETTE: Oh, you feel
the Microsoft motivation.

273
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,585
BEE: Let's synchronize our watches.

274
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,519
Is that Lincoln's mom?

275
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,799
BERNADETTE: In Seattle,
all roads lead to Microsoft.

276
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BEE (WHISPERING): Mom,

277
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,461
look what she's watching.

278
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(MOCKINGLY) Indoctrination in progress.

279
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ELGIE (ON MONITOR): So thanks
to ongoing developments

280
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,637
in neural imaging, TEDsters.

281
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,875
Say hello to Samantha 2.

282
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,554
(CLEARS THROAT)

283
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,492
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

284
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,591
MAN 1: That's real.

285
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,633
MAN 2: Wow. That's amazing.

286
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,766
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

287
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,674
Yeah. That did that.

288
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,746
All right, thank you.

289
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,985
I know there's at least two
different species of penguins.

290
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,452
There are seven different species

291
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,853
of penguins in Antarctica.

292
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,790
400,000 emperor penguins alone,

293
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not including gentoos and chinstraps.

294
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,972
BERNADETTE: You wanna know
the coolest part?

295
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,293
On the boat we're taking,

296
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there's no assigned seating
in the dining room.

297
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,633
And they have these tables for four,

298
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,966
which means the three of us can sit down

299
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,948
and if we pile the extra chair
with our hats and gloves,

300
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:00,996
nobody can sit with us.

301
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,699
And penguins.

302
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,277
Wildly excited about those penguins.

303
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,124
Okay, lwish I could hear more
about the penguins

304
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,468
continue this celebration dinner,

305
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,960
but I've got
a video conference with Taipei,

306
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,611
all these people waiting for me, so...

307
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,814
That's okay, Dad. The clock is ticking.

308
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,620
Congratulations, Choatie.

309
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,059
Bye, honey.

310
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,878
BEE: Morn says insomnia causes anxiety,

311
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,812
and anxiety causes insomnia.

312
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,483
She can't sleep, but she won't
take anything for it

313
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,384
because then
she doesn't feel like herself.

314
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,582
She says that should actually
be a selling point,

315
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,751
but she's grown accustomed
to the way she is.

316
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,861
Me too.

317
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,759
I love Mom just the way she is.

318
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,104
(SOFTLY) Manjula, did you have any idea

319
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,070
that getting to Antarctica
requires crossing

320
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,334
the Drake Passage?

321
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,775
And did you know that the Drake Passage

322
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,402
is the most turbulent body of water

323
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,844
on the entire planet?

324
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,825
Well, I know 'cause I just spent

325
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,339
the last three hours on the Internet.

326
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,115
Here's the thing. Do you get seasick?

327
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,415
It's not just nausea.

328
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,957
It's nausea plus losing the will to live.

329
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,788
Ugh, if it weren't for Bee,
I'd certainly cancel the trip.

330
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,927
But I can't let her down. (SIGHS)

331
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,765
Could you please get me something

332
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,028
really strong for seasickness?

333
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,231
And I don't mean Dramamine. I mean strong!

334
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,232
BEE: Morn might hate Seattle,

335
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,744
but she loves the downtown library.

336
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,441
I mean, yeah, of course,
the books and all that,

337
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,609
but also the Rem Koolhaas design.

338
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,743
She says it makes her heart race.

339
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,321
The good kind of heart racing though.

340
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,886
WOMAN: Excuse me.

341
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,461
Excuse me. Uh... Bernadette Fox?

342
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,399
Yes?

343
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,764
Oh, my gosh. I knew it.

344
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,098
Uh, I was an architecture student at USC,

345
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,002
and I visited Beeber Bifocal

346
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,617
every time they opened it to the public.

347
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,632
Uh, Paul Jellinek was my professor.

348
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:18,987
Uh, you know, I can't believe this.

349
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:21,172
I was literallyjust watching

350
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,510
that, uh, video essay on you
two nights ago.

351
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,640
Video essaw.

352
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,274
Yeah, about the Twenty Mile House.

353
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,115
The twentieth anniversary.

354
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,121
I learned so much more about you,

355
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,020
and I thought I knew everything.

356
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,124
How wonderful.

357
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,953
Um, could I get a picture with you?

358
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,586
What a profile pic that would be.

359
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,663
(CHUCKLES)

360
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,333
That's okay.

361
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,495
Uh, you have given me so much already.

362
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,594
I mean, the relationship
has been totally one-way,

363
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,391
and here I am, wanting more.
I'm very sorry.

364
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,874
Just, thank you. You have been
such an inspiration.

365
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,010
(EXHALES)

366
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,161
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

367
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,145
FEMALE NARRATOR: The Architects
and Builders Association

368
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:18,636
of America recently poi/ed

369
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,968
300 architectural graduate students

370
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,235
and asked them which
architects they admire most.

371
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,832
The list is what most would expect.

372
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,379
But tucked amongst
the Frank Lloyd Wrights,

373
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,913
Mies van der Rohes.

374
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,347
Frank Gehrys, and Lorenzo Pianos

375
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,351
is a woman who is virtually unknown.

376
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,647
Bernadette Fox, one of
architecture's true enigmas.

377
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,055
Is extraordinary for many reasons.

378
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,390
She was a young woman practicing solo

379
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,258
in a male-dominated profession.

380
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,161
The youngest architect ever
to win a MacArthur grant.

381
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,827
Her handmade furniture stands
in the permanent collection

382
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,369
of the American Folk Art Museum.

383
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,335
She's considered a pioneer
of the green building movement.

384
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,066
She dropped out of
architecture 20 years ago,

385
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,168
and has designed nothing since.

386
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,211
Alone, any of these attributes

387
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,908
would make an architect noteworthy.

388
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,744
Taken together, an icon was born.

389
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,214
I guess what struck us about Bernadette

390
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,124
was the joy that she took in tasks

391
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,957
that other students
would find beneath them.

392
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,456
NARRATOR: Fox was the most
junior member of a group

393
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,557
assigned to the Team Disney
Building in Burbank.

394
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,796
Her first job was typical grunt work,

395
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,134
laying out bathrooms
in the executive wing.

396
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,537
I mean, she wanted to know
how often the executives

397
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,600
went to meetings, at what time of day,

398
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,939
the ratio of men to women.

399
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:35,070
I finally asked her,
"What the hell are you doing?"

400
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,741
And she said,
"I need to know what problems"

401
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,307
"I'm solving with my design."

402
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,282
You know, I would like to say
that I recognized

403
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,117
the talent that would emerge.

404
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,088
Although I did like the sweater

405
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,158
that she knitted for me.

406
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,557
I actually, I-| still have it.

407
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,721
Here, look.

408
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:51,820
Look at this.

409
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:53,656
Pretty interesting.

410
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,564
My wife wanted me to give it
to Goodwill, but I said,

411
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,104
"Mm-mm. I'm keeping it."

412
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,969
NARRATOR: Soon after, Fox met

413
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,440
Elgin Branch, a computer animator.

414
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:05,590
They married the next year,

415
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,442
and Fox wanted to build a house.

416
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,778
Bernadette was really fixated
on finding a piece of land

417
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,490
where she could design something herself.

418
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,248
And I showed them an abandoned factory,

419
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,654
and Bernadette looked around and said,

420
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,453
"Oh, my God, this is perfect."

421
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,359
She was actually talking
about the building.

422
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:26,642
NARRATOR: Transforming this
industrial space into a home

423
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,134
consumed the next two years of Fox's life.

424
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,603
She did something akin to a miracle

425
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,038
with this very grim and dark space.

426
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,972
She found a way to make...

427
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,763
Well, she found a way
to fill it with light.

428
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,713
DAVID WALKER: I remember
Bernadette had this idea

429
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,147
to knit together bifocal frames.

430
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:46,377
It was like, you know,

431
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,454
chain mail with glasses embedded in it.

432
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,700
JELLINEK: The house is very feminine.

433
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,487
You walk into it,

434
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,026
you're absolutely overwhelmed

435
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,391
by the patience and the care

436
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,690
that went into making it.

437
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,527
It's like you're walking

438
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,895
into a giant hug.

439
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,713
What Bernadette was doing
was completely outside

440
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,364
of the mainstream, I can tell you that.

441
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,550
NARRATOR: After Fox and her husband moved

442
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,303
into the Beeber Bifocal house,

443
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,503
Fox was restless for another project.

444
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,012
WALKER: Bernadette was gonna
build this house

445
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:19,745
using only materials
from within a 20-mile radius.

446
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,047
All the materials had
to be sourced locally.

447
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,749
A concrete factory in Gardenia
supplied sand,

448
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,916
which we mixed on site.

449
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,086
For steel, we used
a recycling yard in Glendale.

450
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:33,222
Anything found in a dump was deemed okay,

451
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,096
even if it originated outside
the 20-mile radius.

452
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,365
Tree service provided wood,
which we milled on site.

453
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,596
NARRATOR: One day, a convoy of trucks

454
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:43,072
pulled into the adjacent lot.

455
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,666
The property had been purchased
by Nigel Mills-Murray,

456
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,440
the TV magnate from England,

457
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,036
best known for his smash game show...

458
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,606
You Catch It, You Keep It!

459
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,884
(TRACTOR ENGINE STARTS)

460
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,546
AUDREY: No, no, no, no, no.

461
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,776
Excuse me. Excuse me.

462
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,243
Yeah. I said I need you to focus

463
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,719
on the bushes in the front.

464
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,723
(CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)

465
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,157
I need a sign

466
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,258
made and installed

467
00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,166
on the western side of my property

468
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,296
facing the neighbor's house.

469
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:50,500
Make it eight feet wide by five feet high.

470
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:53,601
Yep, you bet your bindi
that's how big I want it.

471
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:56,273
Bright yellow with the lettering in black.

472
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,316
And it should read, "Private property",

473
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,679
"no trespassing.

474
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:02,811
"Galer Street gnats
will be arrested and hauled off

475
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,947
to gnatjail."

476
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,588
And that's G-N-A-T.

477
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,826
Something annoying but
not worth being bothered over.

478
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,990
Oh, and put the "gnat" part in red.

479
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,261
Oh.

480
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:22,596
(GASPS) I absolutely love the vest!

481
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,302
Exclamation point.

482
00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:26,537
Good job, Manjula.

483
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:30,975
(TABLET CHIMES)

484
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,345
(GROANS)

485
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:43,693
(SIGHS)

486
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:44,888
Hey, you ready, Pablo?

487
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,963
Yes. And I asked Soo-Lin to
join us. She's the new admin.

488
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,727
Oh, good. Hey. We've been
dying here without you.

489
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:52,981
It's nice to meet you, Soo-Lin.

490
00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,472
Well, actually, my son is,

491
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,701
um, in your daughter's class
at Galer Street.

492
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:59,868
Oh, right. Okay. Sorry, I...

493
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,310
- No. (CHUCKLES)
- Cool.

494
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,904
Okay. Yeah.

495
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,059
- Do you guys wanna take the shuttle?
- Yeah.

496
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,360
- Let's take the shuttle.
- Yeah.

497
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,681
- All right.
- Sure.

498
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:08,151
Let's shuttle it.

499
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,700
(WHISPERS) I don't remember anything.

500
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,826
Can I help you?

501
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,262
Oh. You have a Chihuly.

502
00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:21,094
Chihuly.?

503
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,361
Yeah. No, the chandelier.

504
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:27,528
It's by Dale Chihuly.

505
00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,000
You know, the glass guy.

506
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:33,038
Oh.

507
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,374
I was gonna say we don't have

508
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:35,572
anything under that name.

509
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,208
Try Bernadette Fox.

510
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:39,075
(CLEARS THROAT)

511
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,212
One moment.

512
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,448
(WHISPERS) Miss Fox is here.

513
00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,786
Looks like this is a two-man job.

514
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:52,295
Miss Fox,

515
00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:54,525
are you aware
your prescription is for ABHR?

516
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600
Mm-hmm.

517
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,727
ABHR is basically Haldol

518
00:23:57,803 --> 00:23:59,794
with some Benadryl, Reglan,
and Ativan thrown in.

519
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,202
Sounds good to me.

520
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,036
Haldol is an antipsychotic.

521
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,700
It was used in the Soviet prison system

522
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:05,903
to break prisoners' wills.

523
00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,878
Yeah, I'm only discovering it now.

524
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,744
It has some serious side effects.

525
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,544
Tardive dyskinesia being the worst.

526
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,778
Tardive dyskinesia is characterized by

527
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,719
uncontrollable grimacing,
tongue protrusion,

528
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:17,721
lip smacking.

529
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:19,134
I guess a couple of hours
of that sounds like

530
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,388
a day at the beach
compared to seasickness.

531
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,661
Tardive dyskinesia can last forever.

532
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,155
Forever?

533
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,799
That's... that's a spell.

534
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,423
MAN: The likelihood of tardive dyskinesia
is about four percent.

535
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:36,173
That increases to ten percent
in older women.

536
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,799
Of course it does.

537
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:40,344
So I spoke to your regular doctor.

538
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:41,526
He wrote you a prescription

539
00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,309
for a scopolamine patch
for motion sickness

540
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,007
and Xanax for anxiety.

541
00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:49,918
No, I think I might have
some Xanax at home.

542
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,513
D-Do you have, um,

543
00:24:51,623 --> 00:24:53,648
a... some kind of laminated chart,

544
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:56,284
you know, that shows what all
the little pills look like?

545
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,660
It's just that I poured
all of my prescriptions

546
00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,026
into this antique jellyjar.

547
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,362
I mean, the colors and shapes
are amazing together.

548
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:05,596
But then of course I realized that they...

549
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,263
Well, you get it.

550
00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:10,541
Right.

551
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:14,636
Fine.

552
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,206
Just give me the Xanax
and the patch thingy.

553
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,209
(SNORING)

554
00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:02,593
(SOFTLY) Bernadette.

555
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Bernadette.

556
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:10,935
Hey.

557
00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:12,830
Um, what are you doing?

558
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:14,999
BERNADETTE: Elgie.

559
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:21,073
Oh, they wouldn't give me... Haldol,

560
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,704
so I had to wait for Xanax.

561
00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:24,874
What are you wearing?
BERNADETTE: Uh?

562
00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:27,250
Oh, this.

563
00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,212
Yeah. Got it off the Internet.

564
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:32,087
Can you sit up, please?

565
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:33,191
Oh.

566
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:36,567
(BERNADETTE CLEARS THROAT)

567
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,605
You know, I've got a lunch right now.

568
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,840
- Mm-hmm.
- Do I need to cancel it?

569
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,627
- Oh, God, no! No!
- No?

570
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,077
I just didn't sleep very well last night,

571
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,193
so I just dozed off.

572
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,395
Go. Do. Be.

573
00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:46,529
ELGIE: Okay.

574
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,374
I'll see you at home later.

575
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,853
Hey, do you want to go for dinner tonight?

576
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:54,778
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Buzz and I will pick a place.

577
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Hey, how about just me and you?

578
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,612
- Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES) Okay.

579
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,112
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

580
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,786
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, Buzzy.

581
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:19,581
Audrey asked me to give you this.

582
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:20,902
It's an emergency room bill.

583
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,510
Ran over her foot?

584
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,789
I know. If you look down there,

585
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,624
they didn't actually find
anything broken, so...

586
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,843
Obviously. 'Cause it didn't happen.

587
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,247
(SIGHS)

588
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,950
- (PLAYING FLUTE)
- Wait a second.

589
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,617
That's not yourflute.

590
00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:43,285
It's a Shakuhachi.

591
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,796
Mr. Hayes lent it to me
for World Celebration Day.

592
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:46,990
Oh, you're performing?

593
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:50,830
Not exactly. I'm accompanying
the first graders.

594
00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:53,097
- (UH-HUH.
- THE)/re singing for their parents,

595
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,505
and Mr. Hayes got me to put together

596
00:27:56,608 --> 00:27:58,007
a little elephant dance for them.

597
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:00,271
Elephant dance? You little rotter.

598
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,779
You've, you've choreographed
a dance for the first graders?

599
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,110
That's a big deal, Bee.

600
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,548
Can I come?

601
00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:06,845
No, you wouldn't like it.

602
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:08,283
The words are way too cute.

603
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,821
You might die of cuteness.

604
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,267
Yeah, well, I wanna die of cuteness.

605
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,225
It's my favorite thing to die of cuteness.

606
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,390
Can I go to Kennedy's house tonight?

607
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:20,062
Will her mother be there?

608
00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:21,223
No.

609
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,062
Okay. That's okay then.

610
00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,069
So about this afternoon...

611
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,730
Oh, yeah. Was that one
of the gnats you were with?

612
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:30,739
From Galer Street?

613
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,503
Soo-Lin is my new admin and apparently

614
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:34,546
she does have a son in Bee's class. Yeah.

615
00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,705
(SCOFFS) Oh, boy.

616
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,840
- What?
- (SIGHS DEEPLY)

617
00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,179
It's all over for me.

618
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:41,844
What is all over?

619
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,581
(SIGHS) Oh, just watch.

620
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:46,089
I mean, that one will turn you against me.

621
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,056
(CHUCKLING) Oh, come on.

622
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,095
Audrey and her flying monkeys
have always hated me.

623
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:53,391
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Nobody hates you, Bernadette.

624
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:54,692
(SIGHS)

625
00:28:57,436 --> 00:28:58,716
I'm sorry. What were you saying?

626
00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,334
I was curious about the medicine

627
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,706
that they wouldn't fill
for you at the pharmacy.

628
00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:06,835
Oh, I know.

629
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,842
This doctor wrote me a prescription.

630
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:12,110
It turned out to be Haldol.

631
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:13,241
Ugh.

632
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:15,083
I had no idea.

633
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,449
Is that for sleep?

634
00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,250
Sleep? What's that?

635
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:19,756
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

636
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,883
Honey, that's no good.

637
00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:24,696
And how'd you get the prescription?

638
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,963
Are you seeing a psychiatrist?

639
00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:27,756
No.

640
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,748
Do you wanna see a psychiatrist?

641
00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:32,099
God, no.

642
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,364
No.

643
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:35,639
I'm just anxious about the trip.

644
00:29:35,741 --> 00:29:38,301
Really? What specifically
are you anxious about?

645
00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:39,809
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

646
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:41,902
Uh, the Drake Passage, people,

647
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:44,915
little towels folded into animal shapes

648
00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:46,575
that might be left on our beds.

649
00:29:46,652 --> 00:29:48,882
- You know how it is.
- Actually, I don't think I do.

650
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,785
Elgie, there's gonna be a lot of people.

651
00:29:51,723 --> 00:29:53,384
You know...

652
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,154
I'm not good when exposed to people.

653
00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:57,285
Yeah.

654
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:02,096
I don't know. I think maybe
we need to revisit this idea

655
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,930
of finding someone for you to talk to.

656
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,928
I'm talking to you, aren't I?

657
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,767
(SLURPING)

658
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,948
- (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
- (BEE AND BERNADETTE SINGING)

659
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,031
♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪

660
00:30:43,141 --> 00:30:46,133
♪ You're calling to me ♪

661
00:30:46,211 --> 00:30:50,477
♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪

662
00:30:50,549 --> 00:30:54,645
♪ Then you say... "Go slow" ♪

663
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,985
♪ fall behind ♪

664
00:30:58,056 --> 00:31:01,025
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪

665
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:04,892
♪ if you're lost, you can look ♪
♪ and you will find me ♪

666
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,832
♪ Time after time ♪

667
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,368
♪ if you fall 1 will catch you ♪

668
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,334
♪ ll! Be waiting ♪

669
00:31:13,171 --> 00:31:15,071
♪ Time after time ♪

670
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,538
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪

671
00:31:17,642 --> 00:31:20,338
♪ And you will find me ♪

672
00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:22,539
♪ Time after time ♪

673
00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:25,149
♪ if you fall 1 will catch you ♪

674
00:31:25,217 --> 00:31:28,414
♪ I will be waiting time after... ♪

675
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,044
Oh, Bee.

676
00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,588
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

677
00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,153
See?

678
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,527
Morn, this is why I don't want you

679
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:40,798
to come to the elephant dance.

680
00:31:40,866 --> 00:31:42,231
(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)

681
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,094
Yeah. (SNIFFIES)

682
00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:51,572
I just need you to know how
hard it is for me sometimes.

683
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:54,837
What's hard?

684
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,613
(SIGHS)

685
00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,274
The banality of life.

686
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,388
But I retain the right
to be incredibly moved

687
00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:05,355
by those little things no one notices.

688
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:09,022
(EXHALES) For better and worse.

689
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:12,188
It's not gonna stop me
taking you to the South Pole.

690
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,424
(SIGHS)

691
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:16,023
(CHUCKLING) We're not going
to the South Pole, Morn.

692
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,426
- We're not?
- No!

693
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:22,064
The only place tourists go
is the Antarctic Peninsula.

694
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,938
Only researchers and scientists go

695
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:26,408
as far as the South Pole.

696
00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:30,140
- Oh.
- Please tell me you knew that

697
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,877
and you just forgot because you're tired.

698
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,112
Yeah, tired.

699
00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:37,648
And ignorant.

700
00:32:45,664 --> 00:32:47,791
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

701
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:49,059
I'll take some more.

702
00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,780
AUDREY: Lisa! Will you excuse me?

703
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,066
Oh!

704
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:55,401
I'm so glad you came.

705
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,339
- Audrey! It's fabulous.
- Hi!

706
00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,103
Thank you so much for coming. Hi, Gan/I.

707
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,077
- GARY: Hi.
- There's food. There's drink.

708
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,323
You probably know everybody here.

709
00:33:02,347 --> 00:33:03,427
- Fabulous.
- (LAUGHS) Okay.

710
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,098
Did you know that one
of our first-grade dads

711
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,633
is in Pearl Jam?

712
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,328
- Eddie?
- No.

713
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:30,130
The point is I just started

714
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,039
and all of a sudden it's my responsibility

715
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:35,271
to make sure everything runs
smoothly while he's off-grid?

716
00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:39,041
That's Jeff Bezos' brother-in-law.

717
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,461
- Really, 7 (GASPS SOFTLY)
- Yeah.

718
00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:42,350
I'm starting to see
a lot of empty glasses.

719
00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:43,682
Crusts and stuff.

720
00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:48,292
(SIGHS)

721
00:33:49,327 --> 00:33:51,022
Kyle has been such a big help.

722
00:34:03,241 --> 00:34:05,869
Would you guys mind moving
to the other side of the room?

723
00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,706
Right in here. I'm so sorry. Yes.

724
00:34:07,812 --> 00:34:10,057
I thought here would be nice.
It's kind of like a little...

725
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:11,292
- Okay.
- MR. HAYES: Let's all face out.

726
00:34:11,316 --> 00:34:12,727
- AU DREY: Come on in.
- MR. HAYES: All right.

727
00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,651
(MUSIC PLAYING)

728
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:21,359
One, two, three, four.

729
00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:25,487
(CHILDREN SINGING IN SWAHILI)

730
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:33,198
I love this song. Is it African?

731
00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:35,535
- Yeah, it's a Kenyan pop song.
- Oh.

732
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:36,938
Galer Street's mission statement

733
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,873
is based on global connectitude.

734
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:41,037
- Connectitude? Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

735
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,110
Galer Street doesn't just
think outside the box.

736
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,080
They think outside the dictionary.

737
00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:47,515
(CHUCKLES)

738
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:51,448
(CHILDREN CONTINUE SINGING)

739
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:56,060
(MR. HAYES SINGING ALONG)

740
00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:10,866
(ALL SCREAMING)

741
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:16,806
(AUDREY GASPING)

742
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,311
MAN: Find Susie!

743
00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:27,591
MR. HAYES: Get on the bus.
It's okay. We're all okay.

744
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,819
AUDREY: I'm so sorry.

745
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,155
Thank you for coming!

746
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,294
It's the rains, you see. The rains here...

747
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:36,492
Do you wanna take a gift bag?
There you go.

748
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,198
Oh, no!

749
00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,166
Your hillside just slid into my home.

750
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:16,604
During my brunch.

751
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:17,869
There were children in there!

752
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,273
Shit.

753
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:20,868
(STAMMERS) W-Was anyone hurt?

754
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:22,276
Miraculously, no.

755
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,338
(SIGHS) Okay, that's good. That's...

756
00:36:24,449 --> 00:36:26,883
Good? Good?

757
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:29,715
My house is knee-deep in mud, Bernadette.

758
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:31,288
The brick wall collapsed.

759
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:32,448
My yard.

760
00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:33,957
My Japanese maples.

761
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,459
The birdbath is practically
in my living room.

762
00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:38,621
I am so sorry. I...

763
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,028
And that sign.

764
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:42,967
- (SIGHS) The sign.
- What sign?

765
00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:45,067
I'll have it taken down today.

766
00:36:45,170 --> 00:36:47,195
Oh, well, the mudslide
took care of that for you.

767
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:48,966
It's on display now for everyone to see!

768
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,234
- Mom, what sign?
- Oh, Bee,

769
00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:52,181
I did something really stupid.
Stay in the car.

770
00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,040
What kind of person puts up a sign...

771
00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,389
Look, I will pay for everything.

772
00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:57,506
(MONEY.) That's what you think
this is about? Money?

773
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,160
- Mom, what is going on?
- BERNADETTE: Bee...

774
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:00,981
Tell her! Tell her what's going on!

775
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,663
- You're obviously emotional.
- Yes, I am!

776
00:37:02,687 --> 00:37:03,745
But you need to remember

777
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,199
that the work I had done on the hillside

778
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,656
- was at your insistence.
- Oh!

779
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,353
Audrey, I used your guy,
and I had him do it

780
00:37:09,427 --> 00:37:11,190
on the day you specified, so...

781
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:13,389
So none of this is your responsibility.'

782
00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:15,898
No, I am simply making the point

783
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,730
that there's a larger context
to what happened today.

784
00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:22,339
Wow. Okay.

785
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:26,104
So you think putting up
a hateful billboard

786
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:29,339
is an appropriate reaction
to having yard work done.

787
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:30,414
BERNADETTE: No.

788
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,259
I think I'm starting
to understand all of this.

789
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:34,274
Audrey, don't stand there and pretend

790
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:35,930
you haven't been playing this game too.

791
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:38,218
Bernadette, j-just get out
once in a while.

792
00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:40,450
B-Be in the real world
and interact with people.

793
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,253
Maybe that would make you not so paranoid.

794
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,351
- I think we're done here.
- No, we are not done.

795
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,862
We are not, we are not done here.

796
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,727
Again, I want to apologize for the sign.

797
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,096
It was a little inappropriate.

798
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,725
And I intend to take
full responsibility, okay.'

799
00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:53,896
In terms of the Galer Street School,

800
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,616
- in terms of money.
- So now you care about...

801
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,232
You don't care about Galer Street.

802
00:37:57,742 --> 00:37:59,141
You don't care about anything.

803
00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:01,041
You don't care about your house.

804
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,189
You don't care about your yard.

805
00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,374
You certainly don't care
about this neighborhood.

806
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,575
(BERNADETTE SCOFFS)

807
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:07,550
Do you know that within a four-mile radius

808
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,280
is the house my grandmother grew up in,

809
00:38:09,387 --> 00:38:10,531
the house my mother grew up in,

810
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:11,632
and the house that I grew up in?

811
00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:13,317
That I believe.

812
00:38:13,424 --> 00:38:16,086
And you come in here
with your Microsoft money

813
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:19,289
and buy this 9,000-square-foot teardown

814
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:21,297
in the middle
of this charming neighborhood

815
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:23,079
and you think
that's gonna make you belong?

816
00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:25,395
Well, you don't belong, Bernadette,

817
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,470
and you never will.

818
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,600
Say amen to that.

819
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,434
(GRUNTS, BREATHING HEAVILY)

820
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:34,088
None of the other mothers
like you, Bernadette.

821
00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,136
Did you know that?

822
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,474
- Really?
- AU DREY: Yeah!

823
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:37,701
Did you know a bunch of moms

824
00:38:37,782 --> 00:38:39,113
had a mother-daughter sleepover

825
00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:41,015
and didn't even invite you and Bee?

826
00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:44,183
Okay, that's it, Audrey!

827
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:45,289
(CAR DOOR OPENS)

828
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,691
Fuck you for bringing Bee into this!

829
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:50,192
No. Don't you do this. We love Bee.

830
00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:53,264
Bee is a terrific girl.
She-She's a wonderful student.

831
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,856
In fact, it just goes to show
how resilient children are

832
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,207
because she turned out so well.

833
00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,031
- (EXHALES)
- If Bee were my daughter,

834
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:00,536
and I think I speak on behalf

835
00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:02,469
of every mother at Galer Street,

836
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,633
we would never be sending
her off to boarding school.

837
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:06,723
I want to go to boarding school.

838
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:07,818
Of course you do, sweetie.

839
00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,312
It was my idea!

840
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,041
No, Bee, it's not worth it.

841
00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:13,140
Of course it was your idea.
I don't blame you.

842
00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:15,482
You don't know me.
And you don't know my mom.

843
00:39:15,553 --> 00:39:17,111
Oh, I do. I do know your mom.

844
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,553
I know her now. Everybody does.

845
00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:21,352
You don't even know your own son, Audrey.

846
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:23,699
If you did, you'd know how
he makes fun of you at school.

847
00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:27,658
Do you even notice
when he comes home stoned?

848
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,890
I agree with my mom.

849
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,534
Fuck you, Audrey.

850
00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:41,511
Hey.

851
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:44,645
You are super cool, you know that?

852
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,582
Like we'd ever want to be
at a sleepover with them.

853
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,717
(MUMBLES)

854
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,518
Yeah. Popularity is overrated.

855
00:39:58,229 --> 00:39:59,229
(ENGINE STARTS)

856
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,560
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

857
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:08,867
So we will put these Sharpies next to it

858
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,373
and while the restaurant revolves,

859
00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:11,752
everyone can write something on it

860
00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:12,987
and when it comes back around later,

861
00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:15,502
you'll have a card
full of birthday wishes.

862
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,241
BEE: That's so cool, Kennedy.

863
00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:19,216
I heard if you go to the bathroom,

864
00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:21,184
when you come back
you can't find your table.

865
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,046
Let's go to the bathroom.

866
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:30,183
- Oh, hey, Kennedy.
- KENNEDY: Hi.

867
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,261
Bee.

868
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:32,888
BERNADETTE: Oh, hey.

869
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,296
Denver trip got canceled?

870
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,924
Nope. I'm on my way to the airport.

871
00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,299
I just, uh, stopped to ask you something.

872
00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:41,731
What?

873
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:44,738
Those blackberries were the only thing

874
00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:46,401
holding up the hillside. You knew that.

875
00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:49,607
I know you know better

876
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:52,114
than to denude an entire hillside

877
00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:53,979
during the wettest winter on record.

878
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:58,047
(CHUCKLES) I guess I didn't actually.

879
00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:00,990
How did you find out?

880
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:03,390
H-How did you think I wouldn't find out?

881
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:04,461
Let me guess.

882
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:06,990
Your admin, one of Audreys mean girls,

883
00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:08,963
is pouring poison in your ears.

884
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,432
I called it.

885
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,435
Keep Soo-Lin out of this.

886
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:14,266
She's the only reason it's even feasible

887
00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:15,738
for me to go away for a month.

888
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:18,832
- If you're interested in the truth...
- Mm-hmm.

889
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:20,672
I had those blackberries removed

890
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,837
in accordance with the specifications

891
00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:24,244
of Bugs Meany herself.

892
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:28,513
Stop turning everything into a joke.

893
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:32,453
I look at you and I have real concern.

894
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:35,149
You won't talk to me.
You won't go to a doctor.

895
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:38,922
- You won't...
- Dad... stop freaking out.

896
00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:41,192
Stop freaking out?
The Griffins' house caved in.

897
00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:42,792
(SIGHS)

898
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,802
Is this, um, something
we're gonna have to pay for?

899
00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:48,600
It's force majeure.
Audrey's insurance covers it.

900
00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:51,299
Why didn't you tell me, Bee?

901
00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:54,641
I... I guess you haven't
been around that much.

902
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:56,840
Hmm.

903
00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,472
Look how far my birthday card is.

904
00:41:58,549 --> 00:42:00,107
Take your Ritalin and shut up.

905
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,448
I'm sorry... Wha... Excu...
what did you just say/.7.

906
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,764
That's not the way that we talk to people.

907
00:42:03,788 --> 00:42:04,788
It's okay.

908
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:06,533
- That's how they talk to each other.
- No, it's not okay.

909
00:42:06,557 --> 00:42:08,184
Why do you care?

910
00:42:08,292 --> 00:42:09,412
You don't even like Kennedy.

911
00:42:09,494 --> 00:42:10,620
(BERNADETTE CHUCKLES)

912
00:42:10,695 --> 00:42:11,695
He doesn't?

913
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:12,991
(STAMMERS) No, of cour...

914
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:15,692
of course I like you, Kennedy.

915
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,529
Wha... How can you say a thing like that?

916
00:42:17,635 --> 00:42:19,179
What is going on
with this family right now?

917
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,481
I just stopped by to have a conversation.

918
00:42:20,505 --> 00:42:21,505
No, you didn't.

919
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,001
You came here to yell at Mom.
Audrey already did that.

920
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:26,676
- BERNADETTE: Hey...
- You weren't there.

921
00:42:27,812 --> 00:42:28,870
It was horrible.

922
00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:30,705
(SIGHS)

923
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:33,209
Come on.

924
00:42:42,193 --> 00:42:44,753
What was the question
you wanted to ask me?

925
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:46,989
Why can't you ever get along
with our neighbors?

926
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:51,429
Why can't you ever get along with anyone?

927
00:42:52,336 --> 00:42:53,769
It can't always be theirfault.

928
00:43:08,953 --> 00:43:10,386
BERNADETTE: Well, Manjula,

929
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:12,753
nobody can say I didn't give it

930
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:15,348
the old college try but I just...

931
00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:18,222
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

932
00:43:18,296 --> 00:43:19,854
I can't go to Antarctica.

933
00:43:24,735 --> 00:43:29,604
Fear not. I have concocted a gutless plan

934
00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,072
which should do the trick.

935
00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,473
My dentist has been wanting to remove

936
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,774
my wisdom teeth for years.

937
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:40,449
So, bear with me,

938
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:42,610
how about we call her up

939
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,711
and get an appointment
right before the trip?

940
00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:48,084
That way, I can claim it was an emergency

941
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,150
and I'm devastated and all that

942
00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:52,473
and my husband and daughter
can go on the trip themselves

943
00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:53,896
and nobody blames me.

944
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,591
(SIGHS) Yep.

945
00:43:56,734 --> 00:43:58,167
Told you it was gutless.

946
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,406
- Send message.
- (TABLET CHIMES)

947
00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:09,746
Bernadette!

948
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,609
Paul Jellinek!

949
00:44:13,684 --> 00:44:14,912
Look at you.

950
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:17,250
You old rotter. (GASPS)

951
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:19,585
My God, you haven't changed in 20 years!

952
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,522
- (LAUGHS)
- So good to see you!

953
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:23,753
- How was the lecture?
- It was fine. Fine.

954
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,762
It was just an excuse to come visit you.

955
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:27,195
(BOTH LAUGH)

956
00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,932
Oh, my goodness. Wow.

957
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,261
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

958
00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:37,769
(DOOR OPENS)

959
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:40,868
Elgie, this is Dr. Kurtz.

960
00:44:41,479 --> 00:44:42,479
Oh, hi.

961
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,174
Hi.

962
00:44:44,282 --> 00:44:46,011
- Janelle Kurtz.
- Elgie Branch.

963
00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,017
Thank you so much for accommodating us.

964
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,815
We are really glad you could come in.

965
00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:52,355
And Hannah spoke so highly of you

966
00:44:52,456 --> 00:44:53,600
and all the work that you did with Frank

967
00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,785
to help him through his rough patch, so...

968
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:57,392
I'll leave you two.

969
00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:58,621
Okay.

970
00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,696
- Um...
- (DOOR OPENS)

971
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,698
(CLICKS TONGUE)

972
00:45:01,732 --> 00:45:04,326
What have you been doing
in Seattle for 20 years?

973
00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:08,338
Well, I guess I just wanted
to leave LA in a snit,

974
00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:09,668
you know, and when I determined

975
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,300
that everyone felt
sufficiently sorry for me,

976
00:45:12,376 --> 00:45:15,072
unfurl my cape and swoop in
to launch my second act

977
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:16,806
and show those bastards who the true...

978
00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:19,415
bitch goddess of architecture really is.

979
00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,350
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- But then, yeah...

980
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:26,589
Elgie ended up loving it here,
and, yeah, here we are.

981
00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:28,989
To my surprise, she got really excited

982
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,391
about moving to Seattle.

983
00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:31,859
We were both from the East Coast,

984
00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:33,226
both went to prep schools.

985
00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:37,358
And she was a rising star.
An absolute force.

986
00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:39,835
Of course, I was taken by her beauty

987
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:41,667
and her amazing talent

988
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,764
and her humor and her energy.

989
00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:47,272
And at the time that we got married,

990
00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,369
I was working on
a computer animation program

991
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,439
which was eventually bought by Microsoft.

992
00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:56,948
And around the same time, uh...

993
00:45:58,522 --> 00:46:01,218
she ran into some trouble
with a house that she built

994
00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:05,524
and abruptly declared herself done

995
00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,393
with the LA architecture scene.

996
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:08,864
The city planners here.

997
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,577
I mean, they never met a beautiful view

998
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:11,898
they didn't want to block

999
00:46:11,969 --> 00:46:13,561
with a 20-story old folks home

1000
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,799
with zero architectural integrity.

1001
00:46:15,906 --> 00:46:17,032
And believe me, that is

1002
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,719
the first time that
the words "architectural"

1003
00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,802
and "integrity" have ever
been used together

1004
00:46:20,911 --> 00:46:22,538
in a sentence about Seattle.

1005
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,137
And whoever laid out this place...

1006
00:46:24,248 --> 00:46:26,273
I mean, they never met a two-way street

1007
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:28,249
they didn't suddenly, and for no reason,

1008
00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,630
want to turn into a one-way street.

1009
00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:31,174
They never met a four-way intersection

1010
00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:33,621
they didn't want to turn
into a five-way intersection.

1011
00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,214
Paul, I swear to God, they even have

1012
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,658
seven-way intersections up here.

1013
00:46:36,761 --> 00:46:39,662
All of the energy that she once channeled

1014
00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:42,164
so fearlessly into architecture...

1015
00:46:43,901 --> 00:46:45,732
she seems to have turned towards...

1016
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,832
fulminating about Seattle

1017
00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:54,001
in the form of these wild rants.

1018
00:46:54,111 --> 00:46:56,477
BERNADETTE: I bought a house
the second we got here.

1019
00:46:56,580 --> 00:47:00,346
(CHUCKLES) It was this crazy
reform school for girls,

1020
00:47:00,451 --> 00:47:03,318
you know, with every conceivable
building restriction attached.

1021
00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:05,412
I mean, to make something
of it would require

1022
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:07,013
Harry Houdini ingenuity,

1023
00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:08,364
which of course appealed to me,

1024
00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,736
- but... (CLEARS THROAT)
- JELLINEK: Mmm.

1025
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,161
What, you know, actually happened

1026
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,697
was that I had a series of, uh...

1027
00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:16,426
I had four miscarriages and...

1028
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,195
'Cause, no, I fully intended to recover

1029
00:47:18,302 --> 00:47:20,327
from the ass whooping of Twenty Mile

1030
00:47:20,438 --> 00:47:22,303
by making a home for Elgie and me

1031
00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:25,035
and the baby I was always pregnant with,

1032
00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:26,142
but, you know...

1033
00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,678
I'd sit on the toilet and look down

1034
00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:30,974
and there it was, blood on my underpants.

1035
00:47:31,048 --> 00:47:33,039
Oh, my God. I am so sorry, Bernadette.

1036
00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:34,461
- No, no, no.
- I just didn't know.

1037
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,180
Hey, (CLICKS TONGUE) Bee arrived.

1038
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,622
But, you know, her heart, um,

1039
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:41,385
hadn't developed completely

1040
00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,392
and, you know, it needed to be rebuilt

1041
00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,621
in a series of, um, operations,

1042
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,527
'cause, you know,
her chances for survival,

1043
00:47:47,631 --> 00:47:48,723
they were minuscule.

1044
00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,626
Especially back then.

1045
00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,534
You'd think that having a sick child

1046
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,468
would either bring a husband and wife

1047
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,473
closer together or tear them apart.

1048
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:01,535
But in our case, it didn't do either.

1049
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,247
We just started... drifting.

1050
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:08,181
The nurses took this.

1051
00:48:08,252 --> 00:48:09,981
(CHUCKLES) You know, they do that

1052
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,885
when they don't think the...

1053
00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:13,581
the babywill...

1054
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:16,549
JELLINEK: Aw, look at her.

1055
00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:17,684
Mmm.

1056
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,890
When I first saw Bee, I just...

1057
00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:23,360
I knew that she was other

1058
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:25,425
and that she'd been entrusted to me.

1059
00:48:25,536 --> 00:48:27,595
Do you know those posters of baby Krishna?

1060
00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:29,366
- The Balakrishna.
- Right.

1061
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,737
The creator and the destroyer,

1062
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,672
and he's fat and happy and blue?

1063
00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:36,235
Well, that's what Bee was,
the creator and destroyer.

1064
00:48:36,347 --> 00:48:37,439
JELLINEK: Oh, yeah.

1065
00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,709
I mean, come on, it's just obvious. Right?

1066
00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:42,218
So I said to the nurses,

1067
00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,220
"She's not gonna die. She's Balakrishna."

1068
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:45,414
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1069
00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:47,501
And they actually put that name
on the birth certificate.

1070
00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:49,083
(LAUGHS)

1071
00:48:49,193 --> 00:48:51,627
And, so, yeah, I asked to be left alone

1072
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:52,923
with my daughter.

1073
00:48:53,030 --> 00:48:55,624
And, well, Elgie once gave me this locket

1074
00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,530
of Saint Bernadette.

1075
00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:58,761
(STAMMERS) You know...

1076
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,709
- She had 18 visions, right?
- JELLINEK: Right.

1077
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,182
And he always said the Beeber Bifocal

1078
00:49:02,206 --> 00:49:04,106
and Twenty Mile were my first two visions.

1079
00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:06,073
And so I leaned in and I said

1080
00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:07,542
to my beautiful little blue guppy,

1081
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,691
(VOICE BREAKING) I said,
"You are my other 16 visions

1082
00:49:09,747 --> 00:49:10,907
all rolled into one."

1083
00:49:12,082 --> 00:49:13,082
And she is.

1084
00:49:14,318 --> 00:49:15,318
And now, I blinked,

1085
00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:16,430
and she's going across the country

1086
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:17,478
to boarding school.

1087
00:49:17,588 --> 00:49:18,919
(SIGHS)

1088
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:21,090
She just immersed herself

1089
00:49:21,158 --> 00:49:23,626
so thoroughly in Bee's recovery

1090
00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:25,592
that it became her every fiber.

1091
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:27,730
And...

1092
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,658
I worked longer and longer hours.

1093
00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:32,929
Called it a partnership.

1094
00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:36,638
I'm surprised to hear that
she isn't in therapy.

1095
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,106
That seems like a logical first step.

1096
00:49:39,176 --> 00:49:41,667
Mmm. I tried that. Didn't go so well.

1097
00:49:41,779 --> 00:49:44,441
I asked her again recently. Um...

1098
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:47,110
Didn't go so well.

1099
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,119
You know, what Elgie doesn't know

1100
00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:53,156
is that I am still obsessing about LA.

1101
00:49:53,257 --> 00:49:54,568
- What do you mean?
- (CLICKS TONGUE)

1102
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:55,592
(SIGHS)

1103
00:49:56,460 --> 00:50:00,191
You know, just last night,
right, I woke up to pee.

1104
00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:02,128
You know, I'm half asleep.
I'm a blank slate.

1105
00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:05,032
And then the data starts reloading.

1106
00:50:05,135 --> 00:50:07,296
Bernadette Fox, Twenty Mile House,

1107
00:50:07,371 --> 00:50:10,465
destroyed, failure.

1108
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:12,252
You know, it's like failure
has got its teeth in me,

1109
00:50:12,276 --> 00:50:13,800
and it won't stop shaking.

1110
00:50:13,878 --> 00:50:15,558
And then I accidentally see that cheesebag

1111
00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:17,011
Nigel Mills-Murray's name

1112
00:50:17,114 --> 00:50:18,638
on one of his dumb TV shows,

1113
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,547
and I go nuts inside.

1114
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,119
You know, and it just adds to
my bottomless, churning shame

1115
00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,655
that I have become
so demented and dishonest

1116
00:50:25,723 --> 00:50:27,334
that I'm a stranger to the most brilliant,

1117
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:28,620
honorable man I have ever met.

1118
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,456
I technically have no idea
what's wrong with Bernadette.

1119
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,724
Is she depressed? Manic? Agoraphobic?

1120
00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:35,890
Hooked on pills? Paranoid? I don't know.

1121
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,640
I really don't even know what constitutes

1122
00:50:37,668 --> 00:50:39,067
a mental breakdown,

1123
00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:40,534
but what has become crystal clear

1124
00:50:40,638 --> 00:50:43,198
is that ignoring it
is no longer an option.

1125
00:50:43,307 --> 00:50:45,107
So I'm lying in bed
in the middle of the night

1126
00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:46,972
when the thumping arrives.

1127
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:49,979
It's this black hole of visceral panic.

1128
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:52,242
Oh, it was something ridiculous
like, you know,

1129
00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:54,817
"I've got to pack more
fresh fruit in Bee's lunch."

1130
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:55,977
(JELLINEK LAUGHS)

1131
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:58,578
And I can feel this irrational anxiety

1132
00:50:58,689 --> 00:51:00,486
draining my store of energy

1133
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,992
like a batten/operated race car

1134
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,187
grinding away in the corner.

1135
00:51:05,262 --> 00:51:07,423
There go the dishes.
There goes the grocery store.

1136
00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:09,328
There goes exercise.

1137
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,197
There goes basic human kindness.

1138
00:51:11,268 --> 00:51:12,929
So from what you're saying,

1139
00:51:13,037 --> 00:51:15,028
she willfully created an environment

1140
00:51:15,105 --> 00:51:17,096
which destroyed a neighbor's home.

1141
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,936
She's hoarding prescription medicine.

1142
00:51:20,044 --> 00:51:21,739
She ran over a mother at school,

1143
00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:23,745
and then had a billboard erected outside

1144
00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:25,439
this woman's home to taunt her?

1145
00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:29,613
(SIGHS) It seems she may be suffering from

1146
00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:33,883
extreme anxiety, grandiosity,

1147
00:51:35,192 --> 00:51:38,093
and if hoarding prescription medication

1148
00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:39,719
means what I think it means...

1149
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,765
she may well be having suicidal thoughts.

1150
00:51:47,071 --> 00:51:48,368
(SIGHS)

1151
00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:50,566
So what do you saw.

1152
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,600
(IN IRISH ACCENT) 'Tis
a piteous fate to have befallen

1153
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,907
a MacArthur genius, wouldn't you saw

1154
00:51:56,981 --> 00:51:58,312
(JELLINEK CHUCKLES)

1155
00:51:58,983 --> 00:52:00,109
You done?

1156
00:52:00,618 --> 00:52:01,642
(NORMAL ACCENT) Yeah.

1157
00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:03,310
Yeah, good, 'cause I know

1158
00:52:03,420 --> 00:52:05,980
you can't honestly believe
any of this nonsense.

1159
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:09,423
As amusing as it is,
it obscures the larger point

1160
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,994
which is that people like you must create.

1161
00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:16,142
That's what you were brought
into this world

1162
00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:17,394
to do, Bernadette.

1163
00:52:17,835 --> 00:52:21,100
If you don't, you become
a menace to society.

1164
00:52:21,505 --> 00:52:23,439
I think there's one very simple answer

1165
00:52:23,507 --> 00:52:24,997
to all of your problems.

1166
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:27,907
Get your ass back to work

1167
00:52:28,412 --> 00:52:29,970
and create something.

1168
00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,128
ELGIE: So let's just divide and conquer

1169
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,813
with approximate nearest neighbors

1170
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,445
and restrict it to nearby matches.

1171
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,418
It's gonna minimize about 90 percent

1172
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:43,926
of the computation time, I think.

1173
00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:46,406
PABLO: That's super elegant, man.

1174
00:52:46,430 --> 00:52:48,421
Pablo, are you almost done?

1175
00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:49,591
Yeah.

1176
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,759
- Thanks, Elgie.
- Okay.

1177
00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:01,937
Elgie, this is Agent Strang

1178
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:04,037
with the FBI.

1179
00:53:04,148 --> 00:53:05,615
- Oh. Hi.
- Hey.

1180
00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,174
- Hello, Mr. Branch.
- Hi.

1181
00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,277
I'm the regional director of the
Internet Crime Complaint Center.

1182
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:12,879
IC3.

1183
00:53:12,990 --> 00:53:14,617
Working in partnership with the.

1184
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,972
Department of Homeland Security.

1185
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:17,858
Wow.

1186
00:53:17,961 --> 00:53:18,961
Let's have a seat.

1187
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:20,053
Thank you.

1188
00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:26,799
Mr. Branch, you've come to our attention.

1189
00:53:27,671 --> 00:53:29,036
I have?

1190
00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:33,405
Yep. Because of a charge
on your credit card.

1191
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:38,076
This is my credit card bill?

1192
00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:40,627
These are charges to a company called

1193
00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:42,642
Delhi Virtual Assistants International.

1194
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,688
I see. Yes, I can see.

1195
00:53:44,755 --> 00:53:46,882
- Wow.
- STRANG: That company does not exist.

1196
00:53:46,990 --> 00:53:48,480
It's a front

1197
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,686
for a crime syndicate
working out of Russia.

1198
00:53:51,328 --> 00:53:52,328
ELGIE: ReallY?

1199
00:53:52,362 --> 00:53:53,473
We've spent the last six months

1200
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:54,759
building a case against them.

1201
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:57,332
We were granted a warrant

1202
00:53:57,401 --> 00:54:00,893
which allowed us to access
emails between your wife,

1203
00:54:01,004 --> 00:54:02,403
Bernadette Fox,

1204
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:04,871
and one Manjula.

1205
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:08,901
(SMACKS LIPS) There is no Manjula.

1206
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:12,581
This matter is delicate and urgent.

1207
00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:15,049
Elgie, we have to call Dr. Kurtz.

1208
00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:23,020
(FLUTE PLAYING)

1209
00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:28,688
(SINGING) I Elephant, elephant I

1210
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:32,862
I Tell me, who do you love? I

1211
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:36,133
I on, you knowl

1212
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,971
I it's my mama that I love I

1213
00:54:54,558 --> 00:54:56,082
(MUSIC STOPS)

1214
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,323
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

1215
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:12,408
BEE: Not too long ago, scientists sent

1216
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:14,341
these invisible cosmic rays

1217
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:15,588
through the Great Pyramid of Giza

1218
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:17,273
to see what was inside,

1219
00:55:17,347 --> 00:55:19,645
and they found this big empty space

1220
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:21,149
they never even knew about.

1221
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,642
They don't know how it was made

1222
00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:26,951
or even why this inner chamber exists,

1223
00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:28,624
even though the pyramids have been there

1224
00:55:28,692 --> 00:55:30,660
for over 4,000 years.

1225
00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:35,164
Only use "I feel" statements.

1226
00:55:35,265 --> 00:55:36,823
We don't want her to feel judged.

1227
00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,993
I don't know if I can do this.

1228
00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:40,967
I know this can feel uncomfortable...

1229
00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,038
(SIGHS)

1230
00:55:42,139 --> 00:55:44,300
but we all share the same goal,

1231
00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:45,932
which is to help Bernadette.

1232
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:47,271
Right. (CLEARS THROAT)

1233
00:55:48,212 --> 00:55:49,212
Right.

1234
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,879
And she does need help.

1235
00:55:51,982 --> 00:55:53,006
SOO-LIN: Absolutely.

1236
00:55:53,116 --> 00:55:54,994
RECEPTIONIST: You're canceling
your appointment today?

1237
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,196
BERNADETTE: Mmm-hmm. Yep, that's right.

1238
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:57,949
It's a cancellation.

1239
00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,989
This is very last minute.

1240
00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:02,651
I'm sorry. But, look...

1241
00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:05,559
(SIGHS) My wisdom teeth
have waited this long,

1242
00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:06,788
they can wait another month.

1243
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,274
- Would you like to reschedule?
- No, no.

1244
00:56:08,298 --> 00:56:11,131
I'll reschedule when we get
back from our trip in January.

1245
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,226
- Okay, thank you, Miss Fox.
- Okay, thank you.

1246
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:20,009
I knew I recognized you
from that TED Talk.

1247
00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,169
(CHUCKLES)

1248
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:23,243
My kids love that.

1249
00:56:23,347 --> 00:56:25,679
BERNADETTE: Elgie, w-what's going on?

1250
00:56:27,584 --> 00:56:28,584
Is it Bee?

1251
00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:29,812
I just saw her at school.

1252
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:30,979
No. Bee is fine.

1253
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,318
- (SIGHS)
- How was the dentist?

1254
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:36,757
Um, I, I didn't go.
Sorry, who are these people?

1255
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:39,192
Bernadette, I'm Dr. Janelle Kurtz.

1256
00:56:39,263 --> 00:56:40,161
Why don't we all sit down?

1257
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,824
Why? Elgie?

1258
00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:45,160
Shall we begin, Doctor?

1259
00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,725
Begin what? I don't like this.

1260
00:56:46,837 --> 00:56:48,717
DR. KURTZ: Bernadette,
have a seat, so we can...

1261
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:52,735
We'd like to present to you
the reality of your situation.

1262
00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:55,344
Elgie?

1263
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:59,943
Whatever this is, can we talk
about it privately?

1264
00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:03,247
I know everything, Bernadette,
and so do they.

1265
00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:06,083
Okay, look, if this is about the dentist,

1266
00:57:06,189 --> 00:57:07,189
if he told...

1267
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,586
I canceled the appointment.

1268
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:10,785
I'm going to Antarctica.

1269
00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:12,259
I'm looking forward to it. See?

1270
00:57:12,362 --> 00:57:15,388
Bernadette, there is no Manjula.

1271
00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:18,194
Manjula? M...

1272
00:57:19,236 --> 00:57:20,100
Agent Strang, could you...

1273
00:57:20,203 --> 00:57:21,534
Agent?

1274
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,869
Hi. From the FBI.

1275
00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:29,542
Miss Fox, we've determined
that Manjela or "Manjula"

1276
00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:32,810
is an alias for an identity theft ring

1277
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:34,042
operating out of Russia.

1278
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,082
Ide... What?

1279
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,212
ELGIE: Yeah. And you have given them

1280
00:57:38,288 --> 00:57:40,381
all of our personal information.

1281
00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:42,704
And not only that, they/re on a plane

1282
00:57:42,759 --> 00:57:44,420
right now to Seattle

1283
00:57:44,494 --> 00:57:45,620
so they can make their move

1284
00:57:45,729 --> 00:57:47,629
while Bee and I are in Antarctica.

1285
00:57:47,731 --> 00:57:49,426
Isn't that correct, Agent Strang?

1286
00:57:49,499 --> 00:57:50,499
Pretty much.

1287
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,445
And they used your airline miles
to buy the tickets.

1288
00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:53,980
ELGIE: Yeah, and next they could clean out

1289
00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:55,733
our bank accounts
and our brokerage accounts

1290
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,831
and our property title
because you have given them

1291
00:57:57,941 --> 00:58:00,432
all of our personal information
and passwords.

1292
00:58:01,244 --> 00:58:04,680
Manjela, Man-Manjula even asked...

1293
00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:06,408
for power of attorney.

1294
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:07,973
No, that's not true.

1295
00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:10,144
As a matter of fact, I haven't heard back

1296
00:58:10,253 --> 00:58:11,311
from her for days.

1297
00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:14,117
I was getting ready to fire her.

1298
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:17,024
Well, that's because the FBI
intercepted the emails

1299
00:58:17,127 --> 00:58:18,127
and responded as you.

1300
00:58:18,795 --> 00:58:19,921
Wha... (EXHALES)

1301
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:21,328
They know everything!

1302
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:23,629
Bernadette, do you get it?

1303
00:58:27,471 --> 00:58:28,665
(BERNADETTE SIGHS)

1304
00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:35,605
That was me ending my relationship

1305
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:37,044
with technology.

1306
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:38,773
(GROANS)

1307
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,129
That's a great idea, Bernadette.

1308
00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:42,447
Let's all just take a deep breath.

1309
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:44,714
BERNADETTE: Oh, God, Elgie,

1310
00:58:44,821 --> 00:58:46,618
I am so sorry.

1311
00:58:47,824 --> 00:58:49,348
New Delhi Virtual Assistants

1312
00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:52,690
had over 100 positive Yelp reviews.

1313
00:58:52,796 --> 00:58:55,560
But the reality was
something different entirely

1314
00:58:55,665 --> 00:58:57,462
and I would like for us to stay focused

1315
00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:59,229
on reality right now.

1316
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:03,536
So it seems in addition
to this identity theft issue,

1317
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,733
you also tried to run over
a mother at school.

1318
00:59:05,842 --> 00:59:06,900
Oh, don't be ludicrous.

1319
00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:08,068
(SCOFFS)

1320
00:59:08,178 --> 00:59:09,338
BERNADETTE: Oh, shut up.

1321
00:59:09,413 --> 00:59:11,381
What is she doing here anywaY?

1322
00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:14,177
Would someone open the window
and let that gnat out?

1323
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,843
Stop calling Soo-Lin that, Bernadette.

1324
00:59:15,919 --> 00:59:16,851
Oh, forgive me.

1325
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:20,412
Would someone let the admin
out of my living room?

1326
00:59:20,524 --> 00:59:21,582
I'm happy to go.

1327
00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:23,503
AGENT STRANG: Yeah, how about I go too?

1328
00:59:23,527 --> 00:59:26,519
We'll be in the other room.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1329
00:59:26,596 --> 00:59:28,496
Interventions are
slightly above my pay grade.

1330
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:31,494
(SCOFFS) Intervention?

1331
00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:33,668
Is that what this is?

1332
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:36,763
I'm sorry, am I the only one here

1333
00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:39,103
who thinks that's just
a little bit extreme?

1334
00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:41,439
Bernadette, I'm worried
that you are suffering

1335
00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:42,671
from adjustment disorder.

1336
00:59:42,746 --> 00:59:44,543
(SCOFFS) Adjusting is a disorder?

1337
00:59:44,614 --> 00:59:47,242
DR. KURTZ: Adjustment disorder
is a psychological response

1338
00:59:47,350 --> 00:59:48,612
brought on by stressors

1339
00:59:48,718 --> 00:59:51,346
and usually involves
anxiety or depression.

1340
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,021
- (BERNADETTE SCOFFS)
- And in your case,

1341
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,785
I think that this... the stressor is

1342
00:59:54,891 --> 00:59:56,188
this planned trip to Antarctica.

1343
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:58,887
Yeah. Except that
I really do wanna go now.

1344
00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:00,520
Oh, come on.

1345
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,293
You have no intention of going.

1346
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,233
- We have read the emails.
- Uh... (SIGHS)

1347
01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:08,032
DR. KURTZ: Okay, the reality is

1348
01:00:08,872 --> 01:00:10,533
that you have willingly given over

1349
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,472
your personal information to a criminal.

1350
01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:14,567
I didn't know she was a criminal!

1351
01:00:14,644 --> 01:00:17,204
This poorjudgment has almost caused

1352
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,407
financial ruin and physical harm.

1353
01:00:19,483 --> 01:00:21,815
Your aggression toward your neighbor

1354
01:00:21,918 --> 01:00:23,078
destroyed her home...

1355
01:00:23,153 --> 01:00:24,586
I removed...

1356
01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:25,916
Let her finish!

1357
01:00:25,989 --> 01:00:27,233
DR. KURTZ: This is not the first time

1358
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:28,918
that something like this has occurred.

1359
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,084
And it seems

1360
01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:33,391
that you are challenged in the area

1361
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:34,828
of basic human interaction,

1362
01:00:34,931 --> 01:00:36,922
relying on a virtual assistant

1363
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,661
to schedule all your appointments

1364
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:41,328
and to carry on
all of your household duties.

1365
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:43,762
And, Bernadette, the fact that

1366
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,400
you are hoarding prescription medication

1367
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:48,967
and the state of your home to me indicates

1368
01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:50,808
a serious depression.

1369
01:00:50,914 --> 01:00:51,972
(SIGHS)

1370
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:55,815
Are you still presenting reality to me,

1371
01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:57,181
or can I say something?

1372
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:01,124
First, I'd like Elgin to begin
by expressing his love.

1373
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:02,988
- Elgin.
- (SCOFFS)

1374
01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:04,253
ELGIN: Yeah. Uh... yeah.

1375
01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:07,824
Hey, of course I love you.

1376
01:01:08,932 --> 01:01:10,763
I don't know who you are right now.

1377
01:01:10,834 --> 01:01:12,495
It's like aliens have come down

1378
01:01:12,602 --> 01:01:14,126
and replaced you with a replica.

1379
01:01:14,538 --> 01:01:16,335
Honest to God, one night, Bernadette,

1380
01:01:16,439 --> 01:01:18,202
I reached over and I felt your elbows,

1381
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:20,868
'cause I thought no matter
how good that replica is,

1382
01:01:20,977 --> 01:01:23,207
there's no way that they got
the pointy elbows right.

1383
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,372
And I-I had to stop myself.

1384
01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:26,881
I thought, "Oh, my God."

1385
01:01:26,983 --> 01:01:29,281
"I can't plunge off the cliff with her.

1386
01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:32,287
"I've got responsibilities.
I'm a father, I'm a husband.

1387
01:01:32,355 --> 01:01:33,599
"I've got all these people at work

1388
01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:35,063
"and their families depending on me.

1389
01:01:35,158 --> 01:01:37,683
"Bernadette, my Bernadette,
has gone absolutely crazy,

1390
01:01:37,794 --> 01:01:40,695
but I cannot be pulled down with her."

1391
01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:45,661
I'm really sorry, Elgie.

1392
01:01:45,735 --> 01:01:48,898
I don't know how
I'm gonna make this up to you.

1393
01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:53,172
You're right. I need help.

1394
01:01:54,311 --> 01:01:57,906
Let's start by spending time
together in Antarctica.

1395
01:01:58,014 --> 01:01:59,481
You know, just the three of us.

1396
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,743
No work, no computers...

1397
01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:04,183
Please, let's not blame this on Microsoft.

1398
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:06,722
No. I'm just saying the three of us.

1399
01:02:06,823 --> 01:02:09,087
Our family, you know,
without any distractions.

1400
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:13,754
The three of us
are not going to Antarctica.

1401
01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:15,592
Oh, we can't cancel the trip.

1402
01:02:15,699 --> 01:02:17,894
I'm not canceling the trip.
Lwouldn't do that to Bee.

1403
01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:22,537
You're not taking her to Antarctica

1404
01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:23,937
without me, are you?

1405
01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,903
Bernadette, I'd like to suggest

1406
01:02:27,010 --> 01:02:28,910
that while Elgin and Bee
are on their trip,

1407
01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,240
that you and l...

1408
01:02:31,514 --> 01:02:32,634
that you and I work together

1409
01:02:32,682 --> 01:02:34,343
for a few weeks at Madrona Hill.

1410
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,520
(SCOFFS)

1411
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,050
The loony bin?

1412
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:43,202
DR. KURTZ: We don't call it that.

1413
01:02:43,226 --> 01:02:44,625
BERNADETTE: Jesus Christ!

1414
01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,026
You're shipping me off to a loony bin!

1415
01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,962
Elgie, you-you're not!

1416
01:02:49,065 --> 01:02:51,590
You need help, Bernadette.

1417
01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:53,396
You know, a little R and R.

1418
01:02:53,470 --> 01:02:54,937
R and R?

1419
01:02:55,038 --> 01:02:56,198
So, what, you guys,

1420
01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,399
y-you go on the trip

1421
01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,965
and I get locked up at Madrona Hill?

1422
01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:01,100
You, you can't do that.

1423
01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:03,372
Ideally, we'd like you
to come voluntarily.

1424
01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,107
Lock myself up?

1425
01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,978
Oh, my God. You have no concept

1426
01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:08,550
of how ill you actually are!

1427
01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:10,051
Elgie, look at me!

1428
01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:16,650
Yes, I am in the weeds,
but I can get myself out.

1429
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:18,927
(EXHALES)

1430
01:03:18,995 --> 01:03:20,485
We can get out of this together.

1431
01:03:21,831 --> 01:03:24,493
We don't need Colonel Kurtz here.

1432
01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:43,917
I'm sorry, I've had to pee
since I got here.

1433
01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:48,121
Or do I need doctor's permission?

1434
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:58,632
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1435
01:04:27,063 --> 01:04:28,655
You know, she's been in there a while.

1436
01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,133
Do you think that she's okay?

1437
01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:36,396
Maybe we should go and check on her.

1438
01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:40,400
Bernadette?

1439
01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:46,148
Bernadette!

1440
01:04:48,151 --> 01:04:49,846
I can hear the water running.

1441
01:04:49,919 --> 01:04:51,045
DR. KURTZ: Miss Fox?

1442
01:04:51,154 --> 01:04:52,498
- It's been a while.
- ELGIE: Is she okay.'

1443
01:04:52,522 --> 01:04:54,547
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- DR. KURTZ: Miss Fox?

1444
01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:57,057
- Bernadette?
- Miss Fox, can you hear me?

1445
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,218
Step aside.

1446
01:05:02,031 --> 01:05:04,056
(WATER RUNNING)

1447
01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,532
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

1448
01:05:13,943 --> 01:05:15,501
I need your help, Audrey.

1449
01:05:24,888 --> 01:05:27,356
Well, her car is still here.

1450
01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:34,563
Everything's so screwed up.

1451
01:05:34,631 --> 01:05:37,725
I am really, really sorry

1452
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:40,236
about your house

1453
01:05:41,404 --> 01:05:42,428
and the sign.

1454
01:05:45,909 --> 01:05:48,571
Don't worry. Nobody will look for me here.

1455
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:54,773
Look, I know I'm not your friend.

1456
01:05:56,719 --> 01:05:58,311
I'm nobody's friend, let's face it.

1457
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:01,720
But when I was running from my house,

1458
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,624
I thought maybe I could come here.

1459
01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:06,592
I have nowhere else to go.

1460
01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:13,293
I don't... know anyone in Seattle.

1461
01:06:18,508 --> 01:06:20,669
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1462
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,114
(EXHALES)

1463
01:06:32,856 --> 01:06:34,414
- Hi.
- Audrey.

1464
01:06:36,025 --> 01:06:37,356
You'll never guess what happened.

1465
01:06:37,460 --> 01:06:39,360
She disappeared. Bernadette.

1466
01:06:39,462 --> 01:06:41,794
From an intervention
Elgie and I were just doing.

1467
01:06:41,865 --> 01:06:43,924
That crazy bitch jumped out a window.

1468
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,024
What?

1469
01:06:45,134 --> 01:06:46,345
'Cause Elgie's having to lock her up

1470
01:06:46,369 --> 01:06:48,132
to save her from the Russian mafia.

1471
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:49,605
I'll tell you later.

1472
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,162
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

1473
01:06:51,274 --> 01:06:52,832
That poor man.

1474
01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:53,942
He has been through...

1475
01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:55,711
so much.

1476
01:06:55,778 --> 01:06:57,678
You have no idea.

1477
01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:59,873
So we're all out looking for her,

1478
01:06:59,983 --> 01:07:01,507
so I told Elgie I'd zip down here

1479
01:07:01,618 --> 01:07:04,052
to see if she ran across
your yard or anything.

1480
01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:05,677
Are you okay/.7 - Yeah.

1481
01:07:05,788 --> 01:07:07,278
Yeah. Sornl, I'm just, um...

1482
01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:08,601
The house, you know,
I've just been cleaning a lot.

1483
01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:09,956
- Oh, right.
- And I'm just tired.

1484
01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,459
Mud and all of it.

1485
01:07:11,528 --> 01:07:14,554
But, um, but I will, uh,
let you know if I see her

1486
01:07:14,664 --> 01:07:15,674
running through the streets

1487
01:07:15,698 --> 01:07:16,942
with her arms flapping or something.

1488
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,126
- (CHUCKLES)
- It's crazy.

1489
01:07:18,201 --> 01:07:20,999
It's crazy. Oh, gosh, let me know.

1490
01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:22,070
Come here.

1491
01:07:22,972 --> 01:07:23,996
Yeah.

1492
01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:26,903
- More details later.
- Okay.

1493
01:07:27,010 --> 01:07:28,238
I wanna hear all of 'em.

1494
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:39,555
Nothing?

1495
01:07:41,257 --> 01:07:42,815
Well, she didn't just vanish!

1496
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:45,821
We got 'em. I just got word.

1497
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:49,423
Manjula was apprehended
switching planes in Dubrovnik.

1498
01:07:50,199 --> 01:07:51,894
This investigation is now closed.

1499
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:54,026
(CHUCKLES) Realm.

1500
01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:55,195
What about Bernadette?

1501
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,699
She's not in any danger now.

1502
01:07:57,774 --> 01:07:59,207
Oh, really/.7.

1503
01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:03,102
Well, from the Russians. (LAUGHS)

1504
01:08:03,212 --> 01:08:04,577
We've, we've solved that problem.

1505
01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:10,414
I have been struggling with Kyle.

1506
01:08:12,221 --> 01:08:13,221
A lot.

1507
01:08:13,957 --> 01:08:16,221
Itry with him, but...

1508
01:08:19,395 --> 01:08:20,919
And he did not get into Lakewood.

1509
01:08:22,565 --> 01:08:24,260
So we'll try public school next year.

1510
01:08:27,403 --> 01:08:31,032
Well, I'm sure it's nicer
than Madrona Hill.

1511
01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:33,385
You know what?
I'll switch places with you.

1512
01:08:33,409 --> 01:08:34,809
(CHUCKLES) I'll go to Madrona Hill.

1513
01:08:35,812 --> 01:08:38,076
Yeah, you could probably use some R and R.

1514
01:08:38,147 --> 01:08:39,375
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1515
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:40,759
All right. Well, then you stay here

1516
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:43,809
with my video-game-obsessed,
rude, pot-smoking son.

1517
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,979
Okay. Well, then you can have
my workaholic husband

1518
01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:47,886
and his soon-to-be mistress admin.

1519
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,535
Okay, well, only if you throw in Manjula,

1520
01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:51,550
aka Sergei, the Russian identity thief.

1521
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:52,720
(BOTH LAUGH)

1522
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,094
(GROANS SOFTLY)

1523
01:08:56,165 --> 01:08:59,134
The most important thing
for you to understand

1524
01:09:00,103 --> 01:09:02,571
is that it's not yourfault.

1525
01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:04,773
That wasn't even the question.

1526
01:09:05,241 --> 01:09:06,765
Morn disappears into thin air

1527
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,902
right before Christmas without telling me?

1528
01:09:09,579 --> 01:09:11,103
The truth is complicated, honey.

1529
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,013
There's just no way
one person can ever know

1530
01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:15,516
everything about another person.

1531
01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:16,983
Of course it's complicated.

1532
01:09:17,854 --> 01:09:19,054
Just because it's complicated,

1533
01:09:19,122 --> 01:09:21,162
just because you think
you can't ever know evewthing

1534
01:09:21,257 --> 01:09:23,987
about another person,
it doesn't mean you can't try.

1535
01:09:25,128 --> 01:09:26,686
It doesn't mean I can't try.

1536
01:09:27,797 --> 01:09:28,923
ELGIE: Ican't...

1537
01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:31,510
It's a very complicated thing
that she's going...

1538
01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:33,412
What are you doing with that?
Hey, listen to me.

1539
01:09:33,436 --> 01:09:34,747
Your mom needs professional help.

1540
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:35,669
Stop, please.

1541
01:09:35,772 --> 01:09:37,316
Hey, I know you're upset, Buzzy, but...

1542
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,001
Don't call me that.

1543
01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:40,666
Morn calls me that, not you.

1544
01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:52,144
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

1545
01:09:52,221 --> 01:09:53,332
FEMALE NARRATOR:
In September of that year,

1546
01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:56,325
Fox was awarded a MacArthur genius grant.

1547
01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,689
REPORTER: So why her?

1548
01:09:57,794 --> 01:10:00,558
Bernadette Fox is simply
the most exciting thing

1549
01:10:00,663 --> 01:10:02,223
in the world of architecture right now.

1550
01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:03,559
I think Bernadette stands out

1551
01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:05,327
because no one knows exactly who she is.

1552
01:10:06,135 --> 01:10:07,966
Is she an architect? Obviously.

1553
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:09,561
An inspired dumpster diver? Yeah.

1554
01:10:09,672 --> 01:10:10,983
REPORTER: Any thoughts
about what you'll do

1555
01:10:11,007 --> 01:10:12,474
with your grant money?

1556
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,566
I don't know.

1557
01:10:13,676 --> 01:10:15,303
Start a new project, finish this one.

1558
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:16,743
You know, I got a lot of ideas.

1559
01:10:16,846 --> 01:10:18,143
NARRATOR: Mills-Murray's house,

1560
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:20,341
the White Castle, was ready to move into

1561
01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:21,747
before Fox and Walker

1562
01:10:21,851 --> 01:10:24,081
had closed the walls
on the Twenty Mile House.

1563
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:26,822
The White Castle's crowning touch was

1564
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:30,052
a million dollars' worth
of California fan palms.

1565
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,821
Yeah. Made it look more like
a Ritz-Carlton, if you ask me.

1566
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,907
I mean, she complained.
She complained and complained,

1567
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:35,829
but... (INHALES SHARPLY)

1568
01:10:35,898 --> 01:10:37,729
That's just how it was.

1569
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:40,325
The You Catch It, You Keep It guy.

1570
01:10:40,770 --> 01:10:43,898
Ni... Nigel Miles-Mills

1571
01:10:44,006 --> 01:10:45,667
is a douchebag.

1572
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,870
Bernadette called me and said
she wanted to list the house

1573
01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,606
and find another piece of property.

1574
01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:53,944
And before I could even get it
on the market,

1575
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:56,109
I got a call from this guy I knew

1576
01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:57,277
who's a business manager,

1577
01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:59,354
and he just wanted to own the house

1578
01:10:59,422 --> 01:11:01,413
that had won the Genius award.

1579
01:11:01,524 --> 01:11:02,724
You know, I just wish that you

1580
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,036
could have seen the two of them.

1581
01:11:04,060 --> 01:11:06,290
He was so proud of her.

1582
01:11:06,395 --> 01:11:08,886
She had just won this big award

1583
01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:11,559
and made a killing on the house.

1584
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,736
You know, what husband wouldn't be proud?

1585
01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,602
I didn't know it at the time,

1586
01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:20,141
but the business manager

1587
01:11:20,243 --> 01:11:23,735
was actually buying the house
for his client,

1588
01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:24,813
who happened to be...

1589
01:11:25,648 --> 01:11:26,945
Nigel Mills-Murra y.

1590
01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:28,979
And to this day,

1591
01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:32,782
Nigel uses the site for overflow parking.

1592
01:11:34,223 --> 01:11:35,434
NARRATOR: The Twenty Mile House,

1593
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,824
which had taken three years to complete,

1594
01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:40,293
took only a few hours to demolish.

1595
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:43,798
There was an outpouring of
grief in architecture circles

1596
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:46,562
as word spread that
the house had been destroyed.

1597
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,228
Bernadette went AWOL.

1598
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,932
I, um, had a ton of architects
sign a letter

1599
01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:52,338
that got printed in the paper.

1600
01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:54,909
And the Landmark Commission got serious

1601
01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:56,638
about preserving modern architecture,

1602
01:11:56,746 --> 01:11:57,940
which means that, you know,

1603
01:11:58,014 --> 01:11:59,614
there was some good that came out of it.

1604
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,121
School?

1605
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,284
Yeah.

1606
01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,523
- Are you going to work?
- Yeah.

1607
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:16,927
Mom's missing and you're going to work?

1608
01:12:17,533 --> 01:12:18,911
Well, what do you want me to do, Bee?

1609
01:12:18,935 --> 01:12:20,869
I don't know, maybe look for her.

1610
01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:22,369
Hey, Bee, listen...

1611
01:12:22,972 --> 01:12:24,030
Mom will come back

1612
01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:26,005
when she is ready to come back.

1613
01:12:26,108 --> 01:12:29,771
She's... clearly going through something.

1614
01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,924
Yeah, she's going through
something you put her through.

1615
01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:32,948
Hey, stop it.

1616
01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,142
Listen to me.

1617
01:12:35,818 --> 01:12:37,786
Mom has made her own choices.

1618
01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:41,848
Instead of facing reality,
she chose to escape.

1619
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,448
And not for the first time.

1620
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,221
She escaped from Los Angeles.

1621
01:12:45,328 --> 01:12:47,455
She escapes any personal responsibility.

1622
01:12:47,530 --> 01:12:50,158
And what did she do yesterday
when confronted with that fact

1623
01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:51,894
from people who wanted to help her?

1624
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:53,468
She escaped...

1625
01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:54,536
yet again.

1626
01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:58,039
Look at me.

1627
01:13:00,142 --> 01:13:01,575
We're gonna live our lives

1628
01:13:03,145 --> 01:13:05,306
and when she is ready to rejoin us...

1629
01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:08,416
she will.

1630
01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,826
Why do you always set it so high?

1631
01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:23,265
(SIGHS)

1632
01:13:25,201 --> 01:13:27,362
Bee? Bee?

1633
01:13:27,436 --> 01:13:29,495
Um, Miss Griffin, I wanted to tell you

1634
01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:31,335
that the only reason
I wanted to go to Choate

1635
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,967
was because I saw some dumb documentary

1636
01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,553
about how it's supposed to be
a really good school...

1637
01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,511
Sweetheart, sweetheart, is your mom home?

1638
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,512
No, whW.

1639
01:13:38,581 --> 01:13:40,344
She needed my help.

1640
01:13:40,416 --> 01:13:41,894
I drove her to the airport last night.

1641
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:43,061
She said she thought you were

1642
01:13:43,085 --> 01:13:44,677
on the same flight to Antarctica.

1643
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,585
- You drove her to the airport?
- Yes.

1644
01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:47,933
Do you know if she got on the flight?

1645
01:13:47,957 --> 01:13:49,584
I don't know, honey. I don't know.

1646
01:13:50,126 --> 01:13:52,526
L-I gave her some of my clothes
for the trip.

1647
01:13:52,595 --> 01:13:53,857
Thank you. Thank you.

1648
01:13:56,799 --> 01:13:58,232
Mom's in Antarctica.

1649
01:13:58,301 --> 01:13:59,199
- ELGIE: What?
- Yeah.

1650
01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,429
Audrey drove her
to the airport last night.

1651
01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:02,629
Audrey/.7.

1652
01:14:02,738 --> 01:14:03,898
Yeah. She told me.

1653
01:14:03,973 --> 01:14:05,440
I really think Mom is gonna be

1654
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:06,781
on the trip we were gonna take.

1655
01:14:07,643 --> 01:14:09,288
She'll be on the Allegra,
and I already checked,

1656
01:14:09,312 --> 01:14:10,722
there's another ship called the Louisa

1657
01:14:10,746 --> 01:14:12,907
that we can take
if we get down there in time.

1658
01:14:12,982 --> 01:14:14,226
Both the ships are gonna be at this place

1659
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:15,740
called Port Lockroy on the same day.

1660
01:14:15,818 --> 01:14:17,445
We can go down there and find Mom.

1661
01:14:18,254 --> 01:14:19,448
You promised.

1662
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,214
You have to take me.

1663
01:14:26,062 --> 01:14:27,791
And you like the fishing vest too, huh?

1664
01:14:35,604 --> 01:14:38,505
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1665
01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:52,749
Oh. (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1666
01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,134
BEE: Whatever you do, don't ever tell Mom

1667
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:07,328
you're bored.

1668
01:15:07,436 --> 01:15:09,370
She'll be like, "Well, guess what?"

1669
01:15:09,472 --> 01:15:10,769
"It only gets more boring

1670
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,501
"and the sooner you learn it's on you

1671
01:15:12,608 --> 01:15:14,599
"to make your own life interesting,

1672
01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:15,871
the better offyou'ii be."

1673
01:15:16,812 --> 01:15:19,713
I hope she's doing something
interesting n'ght now.

1674
01:15:20,883 --> 01:15:22,612
(PENGUINS WARBLING)

1675
01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:27,366
CAPTAIN (OVER PA): Many of you
are already on deck relishing

1676
01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:28,618
the clear, still moming.

1677
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:33,159
The Zodiacs will begin loading at 9:30.

1678
01:15:33,229 --> 01:15:35,823
And, of course, kayaks
are always available.

1679
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,299
Welcome to Antarctica.

1680
01:16:18,707 --> 01:16:22,108
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1681
01:16:27,550 --> 01:16:30,178
Hang on, ma'am.
Here's your flotation device.

1682
01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:34,586
Oh, yes. I should probably
keep one of these on 24/7.

1683
01:16:34,690 --> 01:16:37,090
And then you wanna line up
for the kayaking right over there.

1684
01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,751
- Okay.
- Oh, no, thanks.

1685
01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:40,628
Uh...

1686
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,421
Wait, do you have singles?

1687
01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:45,022
Yeah. Of course we do.

1688
01:16:48,404 --> 01:16:49,714
ELGIE: We have every reason to believe

1689
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,103
that my wife is on the Allegra.

1690
01:16:51,207 --> 01:16:52,936
There was, uh, a misunderstanding

1691
01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:54,282
about the departure date and...

1692
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:55,775
A misunderstanding?

1693
01:16:57,546 --> 01:16:59,138
Yes, a misunderstanding.

1694
01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:00,459
And we want to meet up with her.

1695
01:17:00,483 --> 01:17:01,560
BEE: Both ships are supposed to be

1696
01:17:01,584 --> 01:17:03,108
at Port Lockroy on the same day.

1697
01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:05,949
Look, everything depends
on weather conditions.

1698
01:17:06,055 --> 01:17:07,989
So the idea of a scheduled itinerary

1699
01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:10,115
with exact port calls doesn't really exist

1700
01:17:10,226 --> 01:17:11,124
in the Antarctic.

1701
01:17:11,227 --> 01:17:13,058
Can you at least confirm for me

1702
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:14,824
that my wife is on that ship?

1703
01:17:14,930 --> 01:17:16,295
I'm sorry.

1704
01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:17,729
I can't release any information

1705
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,960
on passenger lists.

1706
01:17:19,068 --> 01:17:20,660
Dad, it's fine.

1707
01:17:20,769 --> 01:17:22,134
It'll be fine. Come on.

1708
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:29,171
(BLOWING)

1709
01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:37,685
BECKY: Hello.

1710
01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:42,149
Hey, who are you?

1711
01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:47,755
Ah. Funny. I was just
wondering that myself.

1712
01:17:49,198 --> 01:17:52,190
When you're in a boat in Antarctica

1713
01:17:52,301 --> 01:17:53,598
and there's no night,

1714
01:17:54,870 --> 01:17:56,098
who are you?

1715
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,631
I-I'm thinking I'm a ghost

1716
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:02,142
on a ghost ship in a ghost land.

1717
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,505
You really need to be helping me

1718
01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:09,311
take phytoplankton samples.

1719
01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:12,484
Come on.

1720
01:18:12,555 --> 01:18:15,353
I'll take the water samples
and you can write my labels.

1721
01:18:16,392 --> 01:18:18,485
Don't worry. I'll show you how.

1722
01:18:18,561 --> 01:18:19,960
It doesn't take a genius.

1723
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,792
Here. Here.

1724
01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,081
Dad...

1725
01:18:41,183 --> 01:18:42,514
I've come to a decision.

1726
01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:44,417
Oh, yeah? What's that?

1727
01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:47,747
I don't want to go to Choate anymore.

1728
01:18:47,856 --> 01:18:49,721
I've been thinking about it a lot

1729
01:18:49,825 --> 01:18:51,816
and I know you and Mom
went to a prep school,

1730
01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:53,828
and it sounded fun

1731
01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:57,565
living in a dorm
and playing in the orchestra,

1732
01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:59,497
being independent and grown up,

1733
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:01,695
but I don't wanna do it. I just...

1734
01:19:02,938 --> 01:19:04,064
I don't wanna go.

1735
01:19:05,274 --> 01:19:08,573
I only have four years
until I go off to college,

1736
01:19:08,677 --> 01:19:12,169
so I figure what's the hurry to go?

1737
01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:15,575
Okay, you don't have to do anything

1738
01:19:15,684 --> 01:19:16,708
you don't wanna do.

1739
01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:19,851
(CHUCKLES) I kinda thought you'd be mad.

1740
01:19:20,956 --> 01:19:23,015
P.S., prep school wasn't all that fun.

1741
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:25,424
That's what I thought. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1742
01:19:27,029 --> 01:19:29,207
BECKY: A few other researchers
are bunking on the Allegra

1743
01:19:29,231 --> 01:19:30,755
en route to Palmer Station,

1744
01:19:30,866 --> 01:19:33,357
where we're gonna live
for the next several months.

1745
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:35,096
What's Palmer Station again?

1746
01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:37,035
The scientific research center.

1747
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,199
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I knew that.

1748
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:41,140
That was, uh, that's the southernmost spot

1749
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:43,370
that only scientists can go to.

1750
01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:46,380
No, you're thinking
of the South Pole Station,

1751
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:47,859
which is the southernmost spot
on the planet.

1752
01:19:47,883 --> 01:19:48,975
Oh.

1753
01:19:49,084 --> 01:19:50,604
That's where I'm heading after Palmer.

1754
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,813
Actually, my ex-husband is a contractor

1755
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:57,414
and he's working on a proposal
for the dismantling of it.

1756
01:19:58,494 --> 01:19:59,984
They're hoping to build a new one,

1757
01:20:00,095 --> 01:20:01,756
but I don't know why.

1758
01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:04,424
The old one's a geodesic dome.
It's very cool.

1759
01:20:06,001 --> 01:20:08,561
What's the new station
gonna be built from?

1760
01:20:09,605 --> 01:20:10,629
Who knows?

1761
01:20:10,739 --> 01:20:13,105
He's only doing the bid
for tearing it down,

1762
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:14,969
which is appropriate.

1763
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:21,279
You're making sure to put
the station names on there too?

1764
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:23,576
Yeah.

1765
01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,302
(BELLOWS)

1766
01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:45,033
(PENGUINS WARBLING)

1767
01:20:49,378 --> 01:20:51,869
CREW MEMBER (ON PA):
And well also have side trips

1768
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:53,538
going to Port Lockroy,

1769
01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:58,177
a British military outpost
left over from World War ll.

1770
01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:01,017
It is now an Antarctic heritage museum

1771
01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:02,818
where, believe it or not,

1772
01:21:02,891 --> 01:21:04,882
a couple people actually live

1773
01:21:04,993 --> 01:21:07,621
and run a gift shop and a post office.

1774
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:09,459
So you are all encouraged

1775
01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:12,364
to go buy Antarctic penguin stamps

1776
01:21:12,468 --> 01:21:13,958
and mail letters home.

1777
01:21:22,644 --> 01:21:24,236
Can you take me to that ship?

1778
01:21:24,346 --> 01:21:26,246
That, that ship over there?

1779
01:21:26,348 --> 01:21:28,816
MAN: Only to Port Lockroy
and back on this trip. Sorry.

1780
01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:48,902
VIVIAN: All right, everyone,

1781
01:21:49,004 --> 01:21:50,494
- come around.
- IRIS: Welcome.

1782
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:51,732
- I'm Vivian.
- I'm Iris.

1783
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,070
Uh, don't forget to close
the door behind you because...

1784
01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:56,269
VIVIAN: Sneaky little penguins
are likely to get in

1785
01:21:56,378 --> 01:21:57,436
and once they are in,

1786
01:21:57,546 --> 01:21:59,707
it is really hard to get them out.

1787
01:21:59,782 --> 01:22:00,714
Uh...

1788
01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:02,250
BOTH: Welcome to Port Lockroy.

1789
01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:04,216
VIVIAN: Come on in. Come a bit closer.

1790
01:22:04,286 --> 01:22:06,049
During World War II, Port Lockroy was

1791
01:22:06,121 --> 01:22:07,679
a secret outpost for the British...

1792
01:22:12,594 --> 01:22:14,272
IRIS: Paid to turn Port Lockroy into...

1793
01:22:14,296 --> 01:22:16,127
Where are the passengers from the Allegra?

1794
01:22:16,799 --> 01:22:18,799
Urn, the other cruise ship
passengers already left.

1795
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,236
VIVIAN: Oh, dear.

1796
01:22:22,304 --> 01:22:24,067
WOMAN: Dear God, what's wrong with her?

1797
01:22:27,709 --> 01:22:28,767
Good morning.

1798
01:22:28,877 --> 01:22:30,902
Hey. You're up early.

1799
01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:32,310
ReadY?

1800
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:34,374
Yeah.

1801
01:22:36,051 --> 01:22:37,143
BECKY: Okay...

1802
01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:39,379
So what's the ratio of men to women

1803
01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:41,116
overwintering in the South Pole?

1804
01:22:41,223 --> 01:22:42,918
BECKY: Uh, I don't know.

1805
01:22:45,627 --> 01:22:47,322
I can let you know when I get back.

1806
01:22:49,097 --> 01:22:51,156
(PENGUINS WARBLING)

1807
01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:03,672
Antarctica sucks.

1808
01:23:04,446 --> 01:23:05,606
She's gonna get back to port

1809
01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:07,672
and she's not gonna know
that we came for her.

1810
01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:10,149
It's okay, we'll find her.
I'm not worried about that.

1811
01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:12,967
What are you worried about then?

1812
01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,980
What's gonna happen when we find her.

1813
01:23:17,459 --> 01:23:19,188
Mom is my best friend.

1814
01:23:19,294 --> 01:23:20,420
Hey, I know.

1815
01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:25,862
I was only trying to get your mom help.

1816
01:23:27,102 --> 01:23:28,364
You have to believe that.

1817
01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:33,370
Is it true that you got her
a Saint Bernadette medal?

1818
01:23:35,143 --> 01:23:36,701
(CHUCKLES) Yes, it is.

1819
01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:38,022
When she won the MacArthur grant?

1820
01:23:38,046 --> 01:23:39,843
That's right. That was a long time ago.

1821
01:23:41,817 --> 01:23:43,808
I didn't do it just
for the name. I told her...

1822
01:23:44,953 --> 01:23:48,218
"It's Saint Bernadette,
Our Lady of Lourdes."

1823
01:23:49,825 --> 01:23:53,454
"She had visions, 18 in all."

1824
01:23:55,130 --> 01:23:56,130
"Beeber..."

1825
01:24:01,470 --> 01:24:03,734
"Beeber Bifocal was your first vision."

1826
01:24:03,839 --> 01:24:05,329
"Twenty Mile House was your second."

1827
01:24:05,407 --> 01:24:06,567
"Here's to 16 more."

1828
01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:10,844
Oh, man.

1829
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,574
I think I really failed Mom.

1830
01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:20,981
Sh... She's an artist...

1831
01:24:23,325 --> 01:24:24,553
who stopped creating.

1832
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:27,356
I should have never let that happen.

1833
01:24:28,697 --> 01:24:29,994
Well, why did you?

1834
01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:32,833
I don't know.

1835
01:24:32,868 --> 01:24:34,995
I mean, I don't think I knew how

1836
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,367
to try to get...

1837
01:24:37,873 --> 01:24:40,569
an artist with, urn, your mom's

1838
01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:43,668
particular kind of genius to create.

1839
01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:46,407
That's... gigantic.

1840
01:24:49,251 --> 01:24:53,415
I can understand how to teach
robots what people need...

1841
01:24:56,291 --> 01:24:58,225
but I couldn't understand that
about your mom.

1842
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,111
Have you noticed, by the way,
that I haven't been checking

1843
01:25:07,135 --> 01:25:08,864
my email very much on this trip?

1844
01:25:09,638 --> 01:25:10,764
No, not really.

1845
01:25:11,473 --> 01:25:16,206
Well, there is a huge reorg
going on at Microsoft.

1846
01:25:17,379 --> 01:25:20,439
They're probably announcing it
while we sit on these rocks,

1847
01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:24,044
but Samantha 2 is canceled.

1848
01:25:24,119 --> 01:25:26,587
Canceled? What do you mean canceled?

1849
01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:28,145
Well, um...

1850
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,886
They're folding Samantha 2 into games.

1851
01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:35,540
Yeah, I know. I'm not
really interested in that,

1852
01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:36,826
so I said,

1853
01:25:36,932 --> 01:25:38,692
"You guys can go ahead
and do that yourself."

1854
01:25:40,602 --> 01:25:41,602
Doesn't matter anyway.

1855
01:25:41,637 --> 01:25:43,104
I turned in the old badge.

1856
01:25:44,439 --> 01:25:46,430
Dad's a free agent now.

1857
01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:50,121
I've never known you without your badge.

1858
01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:51,442
(LAUGHS)

1859
01:25:52,447 --> 01:25:53,812
Well, get used to it.

1860
01:25:54,683 --> 01:25:56,412
I'm gonna be around a lot more now.

1861
01:25:57,285 --> 01:26:00,254
I would really like a shot
at designing that new station.

1862
01:26:00,322 --> 01:26:02,256
- You're an architect?
- Well, no.

1863
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:03,814
I've never really considered myself

1864
01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:05,756
much of an architect, per se.

1865
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:07,852
I'm more of a, um...

1866
01:26:07,963 --> 01:26:11,023
I'm more of a creative
problem solver with good taste

1867
01:26:11,133 --> 01:26:13,158
and a soft spot for logistical nightmares.

1868
01:26:13,268 --> 01:26:14,530
(CHUCKLES)

1869
01:26:14,636 --> 01:26:16,365
Speaking of...

1870
01:26:17,472 --> 01:26:19,372
I really need to get to the South Pole.

1871
01:26:20,142 --> 01:26:22,269
You know, check out the lay of the land.

1872
01:26:23,178 --> 01:26:24,178
(LAUGHS)

1873
01:26:24,279 --> 01:26:25,473
Sorry.

1874
01:26:25,547 --> 01:26:27,344
That's probably not happening.

1875
01:26:27,449 --> 01:26:28,449
(BERNADETTE LAUGHS)

1876
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,985
No, that would be damn near impossible.

1877
01:26:31,653 --> 01:26:33,621
- (LAUGHS)
- Put It like this...

1878
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:35,433
I spent the last five years
writing my grant,

1879
01:26:35,457 --> 01:26:37,652
and I'm just now getting there
for the first time.

1880
01:26:38,493 --> 01:26:40,120
It's the most competitive place

1881
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:41,787
in the world for scientists.

1882
01:26:44,466 --> 01:26:45,466
Two more Pink Penguins?

1883
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:47,693
It's on me.

1884
01:26:47,803 --> 01:26:48,895
- Yea h.
- Two more.

1885
01:26:49,004 --> 01:26:50,904
Hey, two more. (CHUCKLES)

1886
01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,304
Yeah, why not? I don't leave
for a few hours anyway.

1887
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:54,842
Oh, where are you going?

1888
01:26:54,910 --> 01:26:56,190
Uh, the Allegra is rendezvousing

1889
01:26:56,244 --> 01:26:57,522
with our marine research vessel.

1890
01:26:57,546 --> 01:26:59,343
That's how I'm getting to Palmer Station.

1891
01:28:02,310 --> 01:28:04,073
(WARBLING)

1892
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:07,782
BERNADETTE: Absolutely.

1893
01:28:08,383 --> 01:28:10,647
I know I'm not authorized to, uh, be here,

1894
01:28:10,752 --> 01:28:12,549
but, you know, I'll work for free.

1895
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:14,054
No job is too demeaning.

1896
01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:15,589
Yeah, that's great, but guess what.

1897
01:28:16,658 --> 01:28:17,658
There are people here

1898
01:28:17,759 --> 01:28:19,203
who have come here
through proper channels.

1899
01:28:19,227 --> 01:28:20,907
They have written approvals,
gotten grants.

1900
01:28:20,962 --> 01:28:22,930
And you show up here unannounced,

1901
01:28:22,998 --> 01:28:25,660
a Stowaway, and you expect a spot?

1902
01:28:26,568 --> 01:28:27,830
But I am an architect.

1903
01:28:28,270 --> 01:28:29,670
That doesn't mean shit around here.

1904
01:28:30,739 --> 01:28:32,639
I mean, I have Nobel Prize winners

1905
01:28:32,741 --> 01:28:35,301
sanding and painting decks,
an economist on kitchen duty,

1906
01:28:35,410 --> 01:28:38,345
and a television executive
who's studying fur seals.

1907
01:28:38,446 --> 01:28:40,607
And I've been helping Becky
with her research.

1908
01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:43,910
(STAMMERING) Yeah.
I'm, I'm sorry, Ellen. I just...

1909
01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:46,476
I... I had no idea and...

1910
01:28:47,622 --> 01:28:48,646
How would she get home?

1911
01:28:48,757 --> 01:28:51,089
We can stick her on the next ship out.

1912
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,137
Where's she gonna sleep?
Aren't all the beds accounted for?

1913
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:54,355
That's what we always say.

1914
01:28:54,462 --> 01:28:55,520
In the meantime,

1915
01:28:55,630 --> 01:28:57,359
- I will hand you over to Mike.
- Uh-huh.

1916
01:28:57,465 --> 01:28:59,695
He is a former state senator from Boston

1917
01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:03,362
who wanted so badly
to spend time in Antarctica

1918
01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:05,892
that he trained to become
a diesel mechanic.

1919
01:29:08,143 --> 01:29:09,542
All right.

1920
01:29:09,644 --> 01:29:11,111
I'm letting you know now

1921
01:29:11,179 --> 01:29:13,113
because you're listed as her next of kin,

1922
01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:16,150
but your wife's name is on
the Allegra passenger list.

1923
01:29:17,219 --> 01:29:18,618
Good. Thank you.

1924
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:20,951
Mr. Branch, your wife went missing

1925
01:29:21,022 --> 01:29:22,512
somewhere in the Gerlache Strait.

1926
01:29:24,392 --> 01:29:26,553
What does that mean?

1927
01:29:26,661 --> 01:29:29,357
Her last recorded activity was carding in

1928
01:29:29,464 --> 01:29:31,728
from an excursion 26 hours ago.

1929
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:32,993
She has since gone missing.

1930
01:29:34,736 --> 01:29:37,830
Okay, uh, Bernadette
really likes her privacy.

1931
01:29:37,906 --> 01:29:40,466
The ship has been searched top to bottom.

1932
01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:41,907
But she's got to be somewhere.

1933
01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:46,003
This report is largely based
on the electronic signature

1934
01:29:46,081 --> 01:29:49,016
created by your wife's
magnetically coded ID card.

1935
01:29:49,084 --> 01:29:51,484
As you can see, on her last night,

1936
01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:53,851
she ran up a large bar tab.

1937
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:56,186
It's like you're assuming
she's dead or something.

1938
01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:58,650
She just escaped again.

1939
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:03,357
To where? It's, it's not like
disappearing from Seattle.

1940
01:30:03,431 --> 01:30:05,076
Out here, there's nowhere to go
but the boat that you're on.

1941
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:06,644
(WHERE'S SHE GONNA STAY.)
Out there with the penguins?

1942
01:30:06,668 --> 01:30:08,727
You're looking at the
Pink Penguins on her bar bill

1943
01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:10,277
and you're assuming she's depressed.

1944
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,383
What if she was having a good time?

1945
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:14,398
How do you know
she wasn't celebrating, Dad?

1946
01:30:14,509 --> 01:30:16,602
All right. Okay. I hope you're right, Bee.

1947
01:30:20,615 --> 01:30:22,446
While you spent your whole life at work,

1948
01:30:22,550 --> 01:30:25,178
Mom and Iwere having the best time ever.

1949
01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:28,355
We live for each other.

1950
01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:31,555
And she would never do anything

1951
01:30:31,626 --> 01:30:33,059
where she'd never see me again.

1952
01:30:34,596 --> 01:30:36,461
(GRUNTS) Got it. Yeah.

1953
01:30:36,564 --> 01:30:39,124
Okay. Now we can get this little...

1954
01:30:40,535 --> 01:30:43,095
We got to get the glow plug outta there.

1955
01:30:43,204 --> 01:30:44,282
- Do you have the crescent?
- Yep.

1956
01:30:44,306 --> 01:30:45,568
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1957
01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:50,070
Fox, come here.

1958
01:30:55,650 --> 01:30:57,914
I googled you. So why are you here?

1959
01:30:59,254 --> 01:31:02,917
I am trying not to be
a menace to society anymore.

1960
01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,969
And, look, I probably did get
a little carried away,

1961
01:31:04,993 --> 01:31:07,553
but, Ellen, I would really like a shot

1962
01:31:07,629 --> 01:31:09,620
at designing this new station at 90 South.

1963
01:31:12,434 --> 01:31:14,664
Well, I, I know they're dismantling it,

1964
01:31:14,769 --> 01:31:16,464
and they/re gonna build a new one.

1965
01:31:16,571 --> 01:31:18,716
You know, anyone who's gonna
have a shot at redesigning it,

1966
01:31:18,740 --> 01:31:21,265
they're gonna have to go visit
and see it for themselves.

1967
01:31:21,743 --> 01:31:23,904
No one just visits the South Pole.

1968
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,156
It's essential personnel only.

1969
01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:26,841
And as far as I can make out, you fall

1970
01:31:26,948 --> 01:31:29,109
in that rather large category
of nonessential.

1971
01:31:29,184 --> 01:31:30,981
It's just, the way I work

1972
01:31:31,086 --> 01:31:32,849
is I have to inhabit a space, you know,

1973
01:31:32,954 --> 01:31:35,252
before I can even begin designing it.

1974
01:31:35,323 --> 01:31:37,791
Before I can discover what it needs to be.

1975
01:31:37,859 --> 01:31:40,327
You know... God, just thinking
about it's got my heart racing.

1976
01:31:40,428 --> 01:31:41,690
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.

1977
01:31:41,796 --> 01:31:43,107
It's not the bad kind of heart racing,

1978
01:31:43,131 --> 01:31:44,257
as in "I', m gonna die".

1979
01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:46,163
It's the good kind of heart racing,

1980
01:31:46,267 --> 01:31:48,067
as in, "Hello, can I help you
with something?"

1981
01:31:48,103 --> 01:31:49,434
"'Cause if not step aside

1982
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:51,631
'cause I am about to kick
the shit out of life."

1983
01:31:52,307 --> 01:31:55,674
Do you have any idea
what overwintering entails?

1984
01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:59,939
It's twice the challenge
anyone ever imagines going in.

1985
01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:01,826
The only ones who can cut it
are the ones who have

1986
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,715
a little bit of
an antisocial streak in them.

1987
01:32:04,686 --> 01:32:06,886
You have to be comfortable
spending a lot of time alone.

1988
01:32:06,955 --> 01:32:09,617
You have to go for long
stretches without exercise.

1989
01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:11,625
Showers are few and far between.

1990
01:32:12,727 --> 01:32:14,372
Sounds like I've been in training for this

1991
01:32:14,396 --> 01:32:15,727
for the last 20 years.

1992
01:32:17,399 --> 01:32:18,991
VIVIAN: All I wanted was South America.

1993
01:32:19,667 --> 01:32:21,212
Are you gonna take that away from me too?

1994
01:32:21,236 --> 01:32:22,726
World domination ain't pretty.

1995
01:32:22,837 --> 01:32:24,236
(SOFTLY) Oof.

1996
01:32:25,907 --> 01:32:26,907
Where are we?

1997
01:32:28,977 --> 01:32:30,035
IRIS: Um...

1998
01:32:31,813 --> 01:32:34,253
Oh, I think we're dropping off
a researcher at Palmer Station.

1999
01:32:36,351 --> 01:32:37,545
Right now?

2000
01:32:37,652 --> 01:32:39,244
We're at Palmer Station?

2001
01:32:39,354 --> 01:32:41,394
VIVIAN: Yeah, the cruise
companies always like to do

2002
01:32:41,489 --> 01:32:43,169
these transfers
in the middle of the night.

2003
01:32:43,525 --> 01:32:44,389
Really?

2004
01:32:44,492 --> 01:32:45,636
VIVIAN: Yeah, they just keep it hush-hush

2005
01:32:45,660 --> 01:32:47,389
so as not to bother the paying customers.

2006
01:32:51,599 --> 01:32:53,177
See, Dad? It's Palmer Station right there.

2007
01:32:53,201 --> 01:32:54,429
There's a ton of people there,

2008
01:32:54,536 --> 01:32:56,080
and I really think Mom is gonna be there.

2009
01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:57,944
We have to go and check
and see if she's there.

2010
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:01,242
You wanna borrow a Zodiac and go find out?

2011
01:33:01,342 --> 01:33:02,520
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay, you wait here.

2012
01:33:02,544 --> 01:33:03,408
I'm gonna get my gear.

2013
01:33:03,511 --> 01:33:04,773
Ah! Don't go anywhere!

2014
01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:14,021
ELGIE: All right, look, um...

2015
01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:16,557
Just, uh, you know, act normal.

2016
01:33:16,624 --> 01:33:18,285
- Look cool, all right?
- BEE: Yeah.

2017
01:33:24,866 --> 01:33:27,528
Oh, crap. All right. I got to
look for a place to dock.

2018
01:33:27,602 --> 01:33:30,469
Uh, just ram into the shore at full speed.

2019
01:33:31,106 --> 01:33:32,266
You just got to do that.

2020
01:33:32,373 --> 01:33:34,864
- No, you don't.
- Yes, you do.

2021
01:33:38,046 --> 01:33:39,240
(SANDER WHIRRING)

2022
01:33:40,582 --> 01:33:41,582
Hey.

2023
01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:45,285
Hey.

2024
01:33:45,386 --> 01:33:49,322
Lucky for you, I'm partial
to weirdos and geniuses.

2025
01:33:50,492 --> 01:33:53,120
I got you a spot on a Herc
from McMurdo to 90 South.

2026
01:33:53,228 --> 01:33:55,321
You have to stand for
the whole three-hour flight

2027
01:33:55,430 --> 01:33:56,807
next to powdered milk and jet fuel.

2028
01:33:56,831 --> 01:33:58,731
I'm fine with standing. (CHUCKLES)

2029
01:33:58,800 --> 01:33:59,664
You say that.

2030
01:33:59,767 --> 01:34:01,112
Do you have all your wisdom teeth?

2031
01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:02,501
Uh, yeah.

2032
01:34:02,604 --> 01:34:03,604
No wisdom teeth.

2033
01:34:03,671 --> 01:34:05,298
We once had to, uh, airlift out somebody

2034
01:34:05,406 --> 01:34:06,566
with infected wisdom teeth.

2035
01:34:06,641 --> 01:34:08,131
Do not ask me how much that cost.

2036
01:34:08,243 --> 01:34:09,335
Oh, shit.

2037
01:34:09,444 --> 01:34:10,672
No, don't worry about it.

2038
01:34:10,778 --> 01:34:12,746
The Laurence M. Gould is loading up now.

2039
01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:14,458
And once you get to McMurdo,
we can get rid of 'em.

2040
01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:15,642
Oh, okay.

2041
01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,240
We have a veterinarian from Pasadena

2042
01:34:17,318 --> 01:34:18,662
with a degree in equine dentistry.

2043
01:34:18,686 --> 01:34:20,620
- He's done it before.
- On which animal?

2044
01:34:20,688 --> 01:34:22,417
Volunteers can't be choosy.

2045
01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,458
And once you get to the South Pole,

2046
01:34:24,526 --> 01:34:25,669
you are there for five weeks.

2047
01:34:25,693 --> 01:34:27,024
No going in or out.

2048
01:34:27,128 --> 01:34:30,120
Oh, God, this is so great.

2049
01:34:31,132 --> 01:34:32,676
Oh, the only thing I feel I have to do is

2050
01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:34,133
I got to run it by my family.

2051
01:34:34,202 --> 01:34:35,602
You know, see they're okay with it.

2052
01:34:35,637 --> 01:34:37,628
- Do it.
- (EXHALES HEAVILY)

2053
01:34:37,705 --> 01:34:39,434
- Hey.
- Yeah.

2054
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,766
Thank you.

2055
01:34:46,047 --> 01:34:48,481
(WHOOPING QUIETLY)

2056
01:35:05,867 --> 01:35:08,335
BEE: Hi, you've reached
the archaic landline

2057
01:35:08,403 --> 01:35:09,995
of the Fox-Branch residence.

2058
01:35:10,071 --> 01:35:12,232
Since my parents still won't
let me have a cell phone,

2059
01:35:12,340 --> 01:35:14,365
all my friends can leave messages here.

2060
01:35:14,475 --> 01:35:16,534
- (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS)
- Hey, Buzzy.

2061
01:35:17,378 --> 01:35:19,369
Hey... Elgie.

2062
01:35:20,248 --> 01:35:23,046
I'm sorry I haven't called,
but as you know,

2063
01:35:23,151 --> 01:35:24,982
my phone jumped off
the Tallahatchie Bridge

2064
01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:26,418
and has not been seen since.

2065
01:35:27,422 --> 01:35:30,050
There's much more explanation
coming in our future,

2066
01:35:30,158 --> 01:35:32,319
but for now the headlines,

2067
01:35:32,393 --> 01:35:34,759
and it has been a busy news day.

2068
01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:39,827
I am about to head to McMurdo Station

2069
01:35:39,901 --> 01:35:41,391
to have four wisdom teeth

2070
01:35:41,502 --> 01:35:43,493
voluntarily extracted by a veterinarian.

2071
01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:46,039
So, I got that going for me.

2072
01:35:48,509 --> 01:35:50,704
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

2073
01:36:26,881 --> 01:36:31,375
(WATER DRIPPING)

2074
01:36:41,296 --> 01:36:43,958
BERNADETTE: This crazy place
is a shifting ice sheet.

2075
01:36:44,065 --> 01:36:45,327
And did you know

2076
01:36:45,433 --> 01:36:48,300
they have to reposition
the official South Pole marker

2077
01:36:48,403 --> 01:36:49,927
- because it can move...
- Shhh.

2078
01:36:50,004 --> 01:36:51,733
BERNADETTE: 100 feet a year?

2079
01:36:52,774 --> 01:36:56,107
God, I might have to make
my building a wind-powered,

2080
01:36:56,177 --> 01:36:58,304
crab-walking igloo.

2081
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:01,292
- I don't know. I'll figure it out.
- (WHISPERS) She's building.

2082
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:03,580
- That's what insomnia is for.
- She's making a building.

2083
01:37:03,651 --> 01:37:06,620
The thing about it is, any structure built

2084
01:37:06,688 --> 01:37:10,180
will have to be coordinated
out of the United States.

2085
01:37:10,291 --> 01:37:11,622
You know, I mean...

2086
01:37:11,693 --> 01:37:13,126
Every material down to the nail

2087
01:37:13,194 --> 01:37:14,194
will have to be flown in.

2088
01:37:14,762 --> 01:37:17,595
Getting the supplies here
will be so costly

2089
01:37:17,665 --> 01:37:20,133
that absolutely nothing can be wasted.

2090
01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:24,164
You know, I've realized that none of what

2091
01:37:24,272 --> 01:37:26,536
has become of me is Seattle's fault.

2092
01:37:27,709 --> 01:37:28,835
Well, might be a little,

2093
01:37:28,943 --> 01:37:30,808
but let's withhold final judgment

2094
01:37:30,878 --> 01:37:32,641
until I start being more of an artist

2095
01:37:32,714 --> 01:37:33,942
and less of a menace.

2096
01:37:34,949 --> 01:37:37,213
But I make you guys this one promise,

2097
01:37:37,785 --> 01:37:39,719
and it is a big one.

2098
01:37:39,821 --> 01:37:41,652
I will move forward.

2099
01:37:43,224 --> 01:37:44,668
Oh, God, this is more of a conversation

2100
01:37:44,692 --> 01:37:45,886
than a message.

2101
01:37:45,993 --> 01:37:50,020
Uh... But, listen, look um,
I have this one shot

2102
01:37:50,131 --> 01:37:51,860
to make it to the South Pole

2103
01:37:51,966 --> 01:37:55,299
and looks like we're leaving
in a couple of hours.

2104
01:37:56,237 --> 01:37:58,797
And I'll be gone for five weeks.

2105
01:37:58,873 --> 01:38:01,398
But I will only go
if it's okay with you guys...

2106
01:38:03,378 --> 01:38:04,675
so would you please call me?

2107
01:38:05,713 --> 01:38:08,910
Um, here's the number I can be reached at.

2108
01:38:09,016 --> 01:38:10,976
(SIGHS) It goes through Denver,
believe it or not.

2109
01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:13,854
303-295-

2110
01:38:13,921 --> 01:38:14,921
Mom!

2111
01:38:16,491 --> 01:38:17,753
You can go!

2112
01:38:17,859 --> 01:38:18,883
Bee?

2113
01:38:20,928 --> 01:38:22,327
(BERNADETTE EXCLAIMING)

2114
01:38:24,432 --> 01:38:25,922
I knew I'd find you.

2115
01:38:28,002 --> 01:38:29,060
God, how did you...

2116
01:38:30,004 --> 01:38:31,596
How did you get here?

2117
01:38:34,108 --> 01:38:35,598
(BERNADETTE EXCLAIMING)

2118
01:38:45,052 --> 01:38:46,246
Dad brought you something.

2119
01:38:49,056 --> 01:38:50,056
He did?

2120
01:38:55,963 --> 01:38:57,294
(POCKET OPENS)

2121
01:39:01,803 --> 01:39:02,803
BEE: We decided

2122
01:39:03,571 --> 01:39:06,267
there's no way I could have
taken up all 16 miracles.

2123
01:39:13,881 --> 01:39:14,881
ELGIE: Yep.

2124
01:39:15,483 --> 01:39:17,610
You got a lot more miracles left.

2125
01:39:31,732 --> 01:39:32,994
(CRIES SOFTLY)

2126
01:39:52,753 --> 01:39:53,845
(BERNADETTE CHUCKLES)

2127
01:40:04,799 --> 01:40:06,289
BEE: Scientists always thought

2128
01:40:06,367 --> 01:40:08,335
gentoo penguins mated for life.

2129
01:40:08,436 --> 01:40:10,529
But they recently discovered
that wasn't true,

2130
01:40:10,638 --> 01:40:12,333
and about 20 percent of them don't.

2131
01:40:13,941 --> 01:40:15,340
The way I look at it then,

2132
01:40:15,443 --> 01:40:17,434
that means the ones
who stay together forever

2133
01:40:17,512 --> 01:40:18,672
are making a choice.

2134
01:40:19,547 --> 01:40:20,980
Just like Mom and Dad.

2135
01:40:39,333 --> 01:40:41,665
♪ Lying in my bed ♪

2136
01:40:41,736 --> 01:40:44,136
♪ hear the clock tick ♪

2137
01:40:44,205 --> 01:40:46,139
♪ And think of you ♪

2138
01:40:46,707 --> 01:40:49,642
♪ Caught up in circles ♪

2139
01:40:49,710 --> 01:40:53,510
♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪

2140
01:40:53,981 --> 01:40:57,382
♪ Flashback, warm nights ♪

2141
01:40:57,985 --> 01:41:00,249
♪ Almost left behind ♪

2142
01:41:01,422 --> 01:41:04,755
♪ Suitcase of memories ♪

2143
01:41:05,426 --> 01:41:06,654
♪ Time after ♪

2144
01:41:06,727 --> 01:41:08,558
♪ Sometimes ♪

2145
01:41:08,663 --> 01:41:10,096
♪ You picture me ♪

2146
01:41:10,197 --> 01:41:14,065
♪ 'm walking too far ahead ♪

2147
01:41:14,168 --> 01:41:17,194
♪ You're calling to me ♪

2148
01:41:17,271 --> 01:41:21,037
♪ can't hear what you've said ♪

2149
01:41:21,108 --> 01:41:24,874
♪ Then you say, "Go slow" ♪

2150
01:41:25,846 --> 01:41:27,837
♪ fall behind ♪

2151
01:41:29,417 --> 01:41:31,942
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪

2152
01:41:32,053 --> 01:41:33,748
♪ f you're lost you can look ♪

2153
01:41:33,854 --> 01:41:35,788
♪ And you will find me ♪

2154
01:41:36,757 --> 01:41:38,884
♪ Time after time ♪

2155
01:41:39,393 --> 01:41:41,361
♪ f you fall I will catch you ♪

2156
01:41:41,429 --> 01:41:43,226
♪ ll! Be waiting ♪

2157
01:41:44,065 --> 01:41:46,033
♪ Time after time ♪

2158
01:41:46,734 --> 01:41:48,565
♪ f you're lost you can look ♪

2159
01:41:48,636 --> 01:41:50,433
♪ And you will find me ♪

2160
01:41:51,539 --> 01:41:53,302
♪ Time after time ♪

2161
01:41:53,975 --> 01:41:56,307
♪ if you fall I will catch you ♪

2162
01:41:56,410 --> 01:41:58,241
♪ will be waiting ♪

2163
01:41:58,813 --> 01:42:00,644
♪ Time after time ♪

2164
01:42:16,731 --> 01:42:19,962
♪ After my picture fades ♪

2165
01:42:20,067 --> 01:42:24,094
♪ And darkness has turned to gray ♪

2166
01:42:24,171 --> 01:42:27,334
♪ Watching through windows ♪

2167
01:42:27,441 --> 01:42:31,468
♪ You're wondering if I'm okayl ♪

2168
01:42:31,579 --> 01:42:34,571
♪ Secrets stolen ♪

2169
01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:37,682
♪ From deep inside ♪

2170
01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,982
♪ The drum beats out of time ♪

2171
01:42:42,089 --> 01:42:43,750
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪

2172
01:42:43,824 --> 01:42:45,621
♪ And you will find me ♪

2173
01:42:46,694 --> 01:42:48,457
♪ Time after time ♪

2174
01:42:49,263 --> 01:42:51,197
♪ if you fall I will catch you ♪

2175
01:42:51,298 --> 01:42:52,959
♪ ll! Be waiting ♪

2176
01:42:53,934 --> 01:42:55,959
♪ Time after time ♪

2177
01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:15,182
♪ You said, "Go slow" ♪

2178
01:43:16,123 --> 01:43:18,114
♪ fall behind ♪

2179
01:43:19,794 --> 01:43:22,354
♪ The second hand unwinds ♪

2180
01:43:22,463 --> 01:43:24,158
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪

2181
01:43:24,231 --> 01:43:26,062
♪ And you will find me ♪

2182
01:43:27,134 --> 01:43:29,034
♪ Time after time ♪

2183
01:43:29,737 --> 01:43:31,705
♪ if you fall I will catch you ♪

2184
01:43:31,806 --> 01:43:33,467
♪ ll! Be waiting ♪

2185
01:43:34,475 --> 01:43:36,375
♪ Time after time ♪

2186
01:43:37,044 --> 01:43:38,875
♪ If you're lost you can look ♪

2187
01:43:38,979 --> 01:43:40,742
♪ And you will find me ♪

2188
01:43:41,816 --> 01:43:43,716
♪ Time after time ♪

2189
01:43:44,418 --> 01:43:46,682
♪ if you fall I will catch you ♪

2190
01:43:46,754 --> 01:43:49,052
♪ will be waiting ♪

2191
01:43:49,156 --> 01:43:51,056
♪ Time after time ♪

2192
01:43:52,827 --> 01:43:54,818
♪ Time after time ♪

2193
01:43:56,564 --> 01:43:58,532
♪ Time after time ♪

2194
01:44:00,201 --> 01:44:02,226
♪ Time after time ♪

2195
01:44:03,938 --> 01:44:05,769
♪ Time after time ♪

2196
01:44:07,575 --> 01:44:09,406
♪ Time after time ♪

2197
01:44:11,245 --> 01:44:13,110
♪ Time after time ♪

2198
01:44:14,949 --> 01:44:16,177
♪ Time after ♪

2199
01:44:18,519 --> 01:44:19,679
♪ Time ♪

2200
01:48:54,561 --> 01:48:56,552
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