Secret Booner

Title: Secret Booner
Written by: maggie
DISCLAIMER: THIS AINT BULLYING, IT IS LIGHT HEARTED JOKES, I DONT HATE DANI AND LANCE IS OK I GUESS BUT ITS JUST JOKES NO BAN THX

 When in doubt, just fall in love at habboon dot pw. It was near the end of 2023, snowflake season on Habboon. Every Habboon couple were either fighting, cheating or broken up. It was a sad time during snowflake season. Little did we all know, there was a blossoming romance between user lance and user twinkle (guessing she's gonna change back to this, i bet my left liver on it). They were seen together beforehand during Halloween season, but it was all just jokes (LIGHT HEARTED, NO CYBER BULLYING BTW) between groups.
 Dani would always be so quiet and barely talked to anyone until one day in lance's events, she revealed that she has a secret admirer to her friend Jessy. Everyone stopped running on Snake Run and instead turned their heads to the lobby and read Dani's bubble about 10 times. the screenshotting and sending it into Discord servers began. It seemed like Habboon time stopped for about a minute then user hell was left in Snake Run. In the zone intensely, she won it and waited for everyone to spam W or WOOOOOO. But instead, saw users talking to Dani, asking her who is it? What's their user? Are they in Connect (discord.gg/connect btw)?
 User hell was a bit angry due to no one noticing her winning SR for probably the 100th time. She clenched her fist on her almost broken mouse and let out a roar. Promising to herself that she will get to the bottom of who Dani was dating. The moment events ended and everyone went into the hub, user hell waddled over to Dani and started to ask her questions.
 "sooooooooooooooooo hi who u dating?" Asked user hell who was breathing heavy IRL due to chugging her 5th monster energy drink.
 "hehe secret :D" Dani replied which angered hell as she wanted the answers right away. Everyday from the 4th of October to November 30th, user hell constantly asked Dani who it was to which Dani kept replying with secret. User hell was so obsessed with finding out who it was that she bought a whiteboard and printed out photos of suspects. She drew question marks over users like russ and user w. She also instantly crossed out user 4Rolas and kachow as they were in a not-so-secret relationship. Then as she spent the last day of November, a light bulb effect went off. She knew who it was.
 December 1st started with snowflakes being added to the hotel. Everyone was ready with Santa hats and looking the same to certain users like sophie or jes. User hell however was wearing October clothing as she didn't keep up with the holiday switch. Her mind was lost until she put the pieces together. She waited to everyone logged on for snowflakes and waited for events to begin. User hell was very excited to get the show started until she noticed it was Dani who was hosting. A smirk wider than the Grinch began to form on hell's face.
 The moment user hell typed out "USER TWINKLE AND USER LANCE ARE DATING!!!!!!" something unexpected happened. Lance was sitting next to Dani in matching reindeer outfits. When hell was about to press enter, lance said "good luck hosting babe :D". User hell stopped and her heart began to pulse faster and then became painful. The last thing user hell saw before having a heart attack and dying from monster and shock was user lance saying "*kisses dani passionately as i smile*"
 Snake Run was turned on with user hell not in sight. No one saw user hell after that as she was dead. Lance and Dani lived a long boon relationship until one of them got mipped a month later.

the end cc thx c u