That teapot will be the end of us.

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[05:57] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> don't mind me
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[05:59] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((i was here before it was cool))
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[05:59] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((thanks, whois))
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06[06:00] * @Vamp_Bartender_Hana stands behind the bar, waiting for any requests
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[06:01] <FemShep|Aurora> "Oh hey, bartender! Is it cool if I bring my own drinks" Aurora asks as she walks in with a glass in hand
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[06:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks, "No, it is not."
[06:02] <FemShep|Aurora> "Ughh..."
[06:02] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike walks up to the bartender.
06[06:02] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit hops over to the bar
[06:03] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Hey, does United States federal law apply here?"
[06:03] <Skitter|Lyra> "Probably not."
[06:03] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "More than likely not."
[06:03] <FemShep|Aurora> "What do you have? Give me something spooky"
[06:04] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "That's cool."
[06:04] <Ghost|Callum> "wats dah strohgast ting u gawt"
[06:04] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Do you have an imported selection?"
[06:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It is not much of a choice." Hana takes the teapot and pours a burnt orange looking juice into a glass for Aurora
[06:04] <Buccaneer|Thom> Thom walks up to the bar, visibly pissed off. "Serve me up some drink barkeep, so I can drink myself out of this goddamn accent. That, or I'll pass out and miss this whole horrid affair."
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[06:04] <Bond|Tyron> "I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred."
[06:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another drink for Thom, this one strangely purple
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[06:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She pours a final one for Tyron, a pale yellow
[06:05] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "H1 bartender! Can 1 have a dr1nk t<><>?!"
[06:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Yes, of course."
[06:06] <FemShep|Aurora> "What's in this?" Looks at the drink warily
[06:06] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She pours another drink for Ezra, very pale green and aromatic smelling
06[06:06] * Buccaneer|Thom attempts to drink the liquid.
[06:06] <Dementor|Jacob> "Aurora, you are of Time...yes, indeed. You sent me...here."
06[06:06] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit drinks the green and aromatic liquid
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[06:06] <FemShep|Aurora> "I did that?"
[06:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom's costume suddenly changes, and he finds himself now dressed as an astronaut
[06:07] <FemShep|Aurora> "Huh..." Aurora marks down another time loop to complete
[06:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra finds that their drink is simply green tea
[06:07] <Bond|Tyron> "No time like the present."
03[06:07] * Buccaneer|Thom is now known as Astronaut|Thom
06[06:07] * Bond|Tyron downs the whole glass in a single swig
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[06:08] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Mmmm, th1s 1s g<><>d!"
[06:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It is incredibly sour, and is pure lemon juice
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06[06:08] * FemShep|Aurora Aurora adds whisky to her weird pumpkin drink
[06:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana knocks the whiskey away, "No outside drinks."
[06:08] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey!"
[06:08] <Astronaut|Thom> "Well, at least I don't have to have a weird accent anymore. This is Major Thom to ground control, thankful for weird, magic drinks."
[06:09] <Bond|Tyron> "Another if you will barkeep."
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[06:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another one, this time a strange opaque grey
[06:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> she passes it to Tyron
[06:09] <Dementor|Jacob> "Actually, there are...interesting things that happen if I do not die...did you know that?"
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[06:10] <Bond|Tyron> "I was hoping for the same thing but I suppose whatever your offering will have to do."
[06:10] <FemShep|Aurora> "Sure, do tell"
[06:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "There is no real choice involved in these drinks, besides whether to have one or not."
[06:11] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well, 1''ll have an<>ther!"
06[06:11] * Astronaut|Thom begins humming the theme to Bowie's "Space Oddyssey"
[06:11] <Skitter|Lyra> "Alcoholic?"
[06:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another for Ezra, handing over a neon orange drink.
[06:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "They are sometimes."
[06:12] <Skitter|Lyra> "I'm good, then."
[06:12] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "My last <>ne was tea!" I say drinking the orange drink.
[06:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The dirnk is very sugar, and tastes strongly of candy corn.
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[06:13] <Astronaut|Thom> "If you don't mind, I'd like another drink, please."
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[06:13] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "And th1s <>ne's l1ke candy!"
[06:13] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike asks for a drink. It's not like this is canon or anything.
06[06:13] * DeathStroke|Mauiki walks in and takes a seat at the bar
[06:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another purple drink, handing it over to Thom
06[06:13] * Black_Widow|Amelia follows robot man
[06:14] <Black_Widow|Amelia> Can I have a drink please?
[06:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours yet another purple drink and gives it to Mike
[06:14] <Astronaut|Thom> "What is it with purple drinks and me today? Ehh, I'll drink it anyway."
06[06:14] * Astronaut|Thom drinks the purple fluid.
06[06:14] * DeathStroke|Mauiki winks at the bartender with the one exposed eye
[06:14] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Fifty bucks it's cough syrup, haha."
[06:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours a reddish brown liquid and hands it to Amelia
06[06:14] * Bond|Tyron skulls his new drink (From whateverago)
[06:14] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike drinks the "purple drank".
[06:15] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Well, let's hope this isn't cough syrup too."
06[06:15] * Black_Widow|Amelia drinks reddish brown liquid
[06:15] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "What is this?"
[06:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom's costume changes to be a Bunny girl outfit, and then Mike's becomes a Buccaneer
[06:15] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_drank this is what the refrance))
[06:15] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey! That's my c<>stume!"
[06:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink is sweet but burns as Amelia drinks it.
03[06:16] * Astronaut|Thom is now known as Bunny_Girl|Thom
[06:16] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Thom, this is your costume. Maybe there's a pattern here?"
[06:16] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "I don't know how to feel about this...."
[06:16] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "What the shit! I didn't deliberatly put this on or anything!"
[06:16] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u l<><>k cute 1n 1t!"
06[06:16] * DeathStroke|Mauiki wolfwhistles
[06:17] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Robots can whistle? You learn something new everyday."
[06:17] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "Or should I say...was your costume." Mike snickers at Thom's bunny girl outfit.
[06:17] <Black_Widow|Amelia> ((wonk))
[06:17] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana leans on the bar, smiling at Thom.
06[06:17] * DeathStroke|Mauiki you give the black suited female a long, icy look
[06:17] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Hey! Let's see you laughing when you're in a bunny girl costume!"
[06:17] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "It isn't that funny!"
[06:17] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> SoO... BarkeEep
[06:18] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> This is noOrmal foOr yoOur guests?
[06:18] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u g<>t a pr<>blem w1th bunny g1rl c<>stumes?"
[06:18] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I am not sure, I have not been here much longer than you."
[06:18] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> RealLly noOw?
06[06:18] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks at ezra
[06:18] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> Nah, doOlLl, just noOt quite my type
[06:18] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> "What, I was laughing? No laughing here. I was only remarking on Thom's new costume," Mike says, trying to avoid lying while also trying to avoid conflict.
[06:19] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Aw, 1 th1nk they're fun!"
06[06:19] * Black_Widow|Amelia whispers to the bartender
[06:19] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> Heh
[06:19] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Fun and funny are two different things!"
[06:19] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "don't fall for it, he's trying to be cute"
[06:19] <Bond|Tyron> "Yet quite often they turn out to be one and the same. Do they not?"
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06[06:20] * Bunny_Girl|Thom face-palms violently
[06:20] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Look, barkeep, can I please have another drink?"
03[06:20] * Ghost|Callum is now known as Skeleghost|Callum
[06:20] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Yes you may."
[06:20] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Can I have something else? That isn't reddish or purple :|"
[06:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours Tyron another drink, this one such a dark black that it swallows all light around it, and hands it over.
[06:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku materializes in the room with her new cult robes.
06[06:21] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit gazes into the drink
[06:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia a purple drink.
06[06:21] * Bond|Tyron I drink it down
06[06:21] * FemShep|Aurora comes back to the bar
[06:21] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> GoOt a dart boOard?
[06:21] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "This....doesn't look healthy. At least it can probably have no worse consequences then the last."
06[06:22] * Bunny_Girl|Thom downs the dark drink in one go.
06[06:22] * FemShep|Aurora takes a few drinks and downs them immediately
[06:22] <Black_Widow|Amelia> "Oh no, not again."
06[06:22] * Black_Widow|Amelia drinks the purple liquid
[06:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tyron's drink tastses of literally nothing and everything all at once.
06[06:22] * DeathStroke|Mauiki eyes the drinkers warily
[06:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Amelia's costume changes into a Ghos tcostume
[06:22] <Bond|Tyron> "Where do you get these from barkeep?"
[06:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana points at the strange tea pot.
[06:23] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Aw d<>n't be scared eyepatch guy, we d<>n't b1te!" I say inviting Mauiki to the bar.
[06:24] <Bond|Tyron> "And where did you get the tea pot from?"
[06:24] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOt woOrRried hoOney, I've dealt with woOrse than yoOu. KilLled moOst oOf them toOoO."
03[06:24] * Black_Widow|Amelia is now known as Ghost|Amelia
[06:24] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "W<>w, y<>u must be real t<>ugh then!"
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[06:24] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "Barkeep, can I please have another drink?"
[06:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It was just here."
[06:25] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "This outfit is....pretty breezy."
[06:25] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a purple drink.
06[06:25] * Ghost|Amelia acts like the ghost of pirate man's kills
[06:25] <Ghost|Amelia> "OOOOOOH"
[06:25] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey cool Deathstroke costume." Aurora says and waddles over to Mauiki
[06:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoO idea, bunNny girl."
[06:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "SoO that's what this is..."
06[06:25] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks himself over
[06:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "That's a fitTting name."
[06:26] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Bartender, can 1 have an<>ther?!"
[06:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You do not know your own costume?"
[06:26] <Ghost|Amelia> "That's what I'm saying"
[06:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ezra an electric green drink. It smells faintly of melon and alcohol.
[06:26] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> "I really, really hope this drink doesn't give me anything worse than what I have right now. Although it's arguable whether it's possible to sink to lower depths than this"
[06:26] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Nah, just saw it oOnce in soOme human videoO game. ThoOught it was coOoOl. Drew up the armoOr and made a versioOn oOf it."
06[06:26] * Bunny_Girl|Thom drinks the purple drink
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[06:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as Black widow
[06:27] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Heya :!"
06[06:27] * Orea|Dark_Angel walks in
[06:27] <Ghost|Amelia> Hey! My costume!
[06:27] <Ghost|Amelia> :((((((((((((((((((((
[06:27] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey bartender, can I have one of those green drinks too?"
[06:27] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Heh, happ1er n<>w, bunny g1rl?!"
[06:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I can try." Hana shrugs.
[06:27] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> I start drinking the green drink.
[06:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Aurora an opaque, grey drink.
[06:27] <FemShep|Aurora> :/
06[06:28] * FemShep|Aurora drinks it
[06:28] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Can I just say.. that it is incredibly cold :P"
[06:28] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I can seEe why, heh"
[06:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes very strongly of Alcohol and is very sweet. Aurora's drink tastes like dirt, but she's suddenly floating several feet in the air. Everything feels light
[06:28] <Orea|Dark_Angel> (where is everyone sitting?)
[06:28] <Ghost|Amelia> (at the bar i think)
[06:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (by the bar)
06[06:28] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito sits down at the far left of the bar
[06:28] <Bunny_Girl|Thom> ((by the bar so far as i know))
[06:29] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (on a barstool)
[06:29] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "W<>w! Y<>u're fly1ng! What's 1n th1s stuff!?" I look at my drink in awe.
[06:29] <FemShep|Aurora> "Oh wow! This is familiar!"
[06:29] <Bond|Tyron> ((At the end of the bar table))
[06:29] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Familiar?"
[06:29] <Bond|Tyron> ((standing))
06[06:29] * FemShep|Aurora swims through the air
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[06:29] <Ghost|Amelia> "Aw, I wish i was a ghost that can float... Can I have one of those?"
[06:29] <FemShep|Aurora> "Well, I have flown around Derse a lot"
06[06:30] * Bunny_Girl|Thom attempts to drink the purple liquid, while staring at the airborne person
[06:30] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "BAr tEnder, gIve mE sOme mIdori."
06[06:30] * Orea|Dark_Angel sits down next to where aurora was sitting
[06:30] <Bond|Tyron> "Derse is hell.
06[06:30] * DeathStroke|Mauiki eye widens
[06:30] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia an amber colored drink.
[06:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "IinitoO!"
[06:30] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Could I just have... water or something :?"
[06:30] <Ghost|Amelia> "Well this is pretty"
[06:30] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck Off ghOst bOy."
[06:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hehehe, yoOu dead bastard, hoOw did yoOu get here."
[06:30] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Iinito a darker brown amber drink.
[06:30] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I don't think I should drink right now :P"
[06:30] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "ThIs Isnt fUcking mIdori."
[06:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom already drank that and is now Black widow
06[06:31] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito passes the drink abck
[06:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Deal with it."
06[06:31] * Ghost|Amelia drinks amber drink
06[06:31] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito back
03[06:31] * Bunny_Girl|Thom is now known as Black_Widow|Thom
[06:31] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So.. Who are you all :?"
[06:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pushes it back across that bar, "It is your's now."
[06:31] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "WhAt dO I nOt pAy yOu fOr bAr tEnder?"
06[06:31] * FemShep|Aurora floats very close to Iinito
[06:31] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I don't think i've seen any of you before :!"
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[06:31] <FemShep|Aurora> "hi there"
[06:31] <Black_Widow|Thom> "Goddammit. At least it's less breezy."
[06:31] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "HI"
[06:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You pay me nothing. My earnings are watching you all be idiots." Hana sighs.
[06:32] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "WhAt thE fUck dO yOu wAnt."
06[06:32] * FemShep|Aurora kicks off the bar and spins through the air
[06:32] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "1'm Ezra! N1ce t<> meet y<>u!" I extend my hand to Orea.
[06:32] <FemShep|Aurora> "Commander Aurora awayyyy!"
06[06:32] * Orea|Dark_Angel shakes it
[06:32] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey I'm Orea :D"
[06:32] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Awes<>me! Wanna be best1es?!"
[06:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "IinitoO, are yoOu... c'here."
[06:33] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Haha why not :P"
[06:33] <Black_Widow|Thom> "I'm Thom. Please excuse my current appearance." Thom waves in Orea's direction.
06[06:33] * DeathStroke|Mauiki grabs Iinito
06[06:33] * Orea|Dark_Angel waves back
[06:33] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Yay!" I pull Orea close for a hug.
06[06:33] * Orea|Dark_Angel hugs
06[06:33] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks at his eyes
[06:33] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "GEt thE fUck Off ghOsty.""
[06:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOt a ghoOst..."
06[06:33] * FemShep|Aurora keeps spinning in the air "Wheeeee!"
06[06:33] * DeathStroke|Mauiki smirks
[06:33] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "N<>w! Let's get s<>me dr1nks!" I wave for the barkeep.
[06:33] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "SUre tAlk lIke One"
[06:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The levitation suddenly runs out and Aurora drops.
[06:34] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Ahh.. fuckit yeah I'll drink then :P"
[06:34] <FemShep|Aurora> "OUCH!"
[06:34] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I coOuld fix that but... there are peoOple having fun."
06[06:34] * DeathStroke|Mauiki lets Iinito down roughly
[06:34] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "KnoOw that."
[06:34] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hey Hana! More of that last drink please :)"
[06:34] <Ghost|Amelia> "And you're not having fun?"
[06:34] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Barkeep, <>ne f<>r me and <>ne f<>r my brand new best1e!"
[06:34] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another drink, handing Ezra a clear drink that smells very, very, strongly of cinnamon.
[06:34] <Black_Widow|Thom> "Barkeep, can you give me a drink that isn't purple? Any more and I'm afraid I'll end up in a swimsuit."
[06:34] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "KnOw thAt yOu bEtter gEt thE fUck Outta my spAce."
06[06:35] * DeathStroke|Mauiki laughs harder
[06:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She pours a white one for Orea
[06:35] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> I start drinking the cinnamon drink.
[06:35] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Oor whaAaAaAat~?"
[06:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> And another purple drink for Thom.
06[06:35] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito pours the dark amber drink into mauikis gullet
[06:35] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "ThAt."
[06:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra roll con
06[06:35] * Orea|Dark_Angel clinks her drink with ezra and takes a sip
06[06:35] * DeathStroke|Mauiki punches Iinito in the mouth
[06:35] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> Roll
[06:35] <`DICE> 1,15FrankTheRabbit|Iinito rolled1,15 error: malformed expression
[06:35] <Ghost|Amelia> "Roll?"
[06:35] <Ghost|Amelia> "What's that?"
[06:35] <Black_Widow|Thom> "That...is literally the opposite of what I asked. Thank you barkeep, thank you very much."
[06:35] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <mauiki roll to hit>
[06:36] <Ghost|Amelia> "oh god, a bar fight"
[06:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d20+4
[06:36] <`DICE> 1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{13}
[06:36] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> CRITFAIL
[06:36] <`DICE> 101. All of the above. At the same time. No saves. Final Destination.
[06:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <No that's a hit with your shit AC lad>
[06:36] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <Patron of misfortune is active bitch>
[06:36] <Bond|Tyron> "Finally something interesting."
[06:37] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <You're not level 5 lol>
[06:37] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Well, Ezra.. I guess these drinks are pretty boring then :P"
[06:37] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <Whale lets pretend im lvl 5>
[06:37] <Bond|Tyron> "No."
[06:37] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <lolno>
[06:37] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So.. Tell me your life story ezra :P"
[06:37] <Bond|Tyron> "Just you guys are."
[06:37] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> roll 1d20+1
[06:37] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <yebruh>
[06:37] <`DICE> 1,15Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit rolled1,15 1d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{2}
[06:37] <Ghost|Amelia> (bruh)
[06:37] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <either that or im a fucking ghosty goo>
06[06:37] * Dementor|Jacob materializes near Iinito
[06:37] <Bond|Tyron> "One more for the road if you would barkeep."
06[06:37] * Dementor|Jacob stabs him
[06:37] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra begins foaming at the mouth and passes out from pain.
[06:38] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> (pfffffffffffffffffff, that critfail)
06[06:38] * Black_Widow|Thom drinks the purple liquid, at this point not even caring of the inevitable consequences.
[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <roll jacob>
[06:38] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> (gg boys
[06:38] <Dementor|Jacob> roll 1d20+3
[06:38] <`DICE> 1,15Dementor|Jacob rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=11 ]4,15{14}
[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <it hits>
[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <just barely>
06[06:38] * Dementor|Jacob dematerializes
[06:38] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What the..."
[06:38] <FemShep|Aurora> roll d20+3 to join the others and stab Iinito
[06:38] <`DICE> 1,15FemShep|Aurora rolled1,15 d20+3 1,15to join the others and stab Iinito 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{12}
06[06:38] * Orea|Dark_Angel hugs ezra
[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "ThA fUck mAn"
[06:38] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <aurora critfails>
[06:38] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as a Werewolf
[06:38] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Ezra :? Are you alright :?"
[06:39] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (What is even happening lol)
03[06:39] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller (Lily_Mille@c-73-152-29-44.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
06[06:39] * Orea|Dark_Angel looks into ezra's drink
06[06:39] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit slumps onto the bar foaming a bit
03[06:39] * Pirate|Daemus (Daemus@c-76-105-90-189.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Everybody is killing Iinito
[06:39] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <People wanna kill iinito, yet only one has rolled above 10>
[06:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Of course
06[06:39] * Orea|Dark_Angel wipes away the foam at ezra's mouth
[06:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> You don't have a feat Iinito
06[06:39] * DeathStroke|Mauiki grabs Iinito and puts himself in front of him
03[06:39] * Black_Widow|Thom is now known as Werewolf|Thom
[06:39] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "STOoP."
[06:40] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOne oOf yoOu have businesSs fucking with him, clear?"
[06:40] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <why cant i have my feeeat T_T>
[06:40] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Is there a toilet or something :? I think ezra needs a break :/"
[06:40] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What I did is betweEen me and him."
[06:40] <Dementor|Jacob> "Aurora, do you know why I am alive in the second timeline?"
[06:40] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "And looking at that drink she is probably going to throw up the second she wakes up :/"
[06:40] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Understand?"
[06:40] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I do not think there is."
[06:40] <Werewolf|Thom> "Finally, some freaking luck. Werewolves are iffy and sort of overused when it comes to monsters of urban legend, but meh. Better than swimsuits and bunny girls, anyway."
[06:40] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <i guess im a ghosty then :\>
06[06:40] * DeathStroke|Mauiki glances at Iinito
[06:41] <FemShep|Aurora> "Jacob stop! This is a party. I don't want to think about this stuff, ok?"
[06:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DoOn't start shit, but I'm oOn yoOur side. Punches are handshakes where I coOme froOm."
[06:41] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "MAuiki, wOuld yOu kIndly fUck Off."
06[06:41] * Dementor|Jacob punches Mauiki
06[06:41] * Orea|Dark_Angel pulls ezra away from the bar and towards a corner to let her rest on the wall
[06:41] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> Roll 1d20+2 to intimidate fuckboi mauiki
[06:41] <`DICE> 1,15FrankTheRabbit|Iinito rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15to intimidate fuckboi mauiki 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{4}
[06:41] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike is very confused at what's going on here.
[06:41] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> <shit son>
[06:41] <Ghost|Amelia> (lol)
[06:41] <Dementor|Jacob> "Hello."
[06:41] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Can I at least get some water :?"
[06:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d20+5 to counter intimidate
[06:41] <`DICE> 1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled1,15 1d20+5 1,15to counter intimidate 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{7}
[06:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito is exactly as intimidating as normal
[06:41] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> He just decides to wander around until he finds inner peace.
06[06:42] * DeathStroke|Mauiki you chuckle at him and walk off
[06:42] <Ghost|Amelia> Hi Feraku!
[06:42] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Never change, litTtle grub..."
[06:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Here" Hana hands Orea a purple drink.
06[06:42] * Orea|Dark_Angel looks at the drink skeptically
[06:42] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck yOu pOny bOy!"
[06:42] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Alright whatever :/ I think this is what you are supposed to do :?"
[06:42] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Amelia, is that you? DId you get invited by a man who calls himself Twelve, too?"
06[06:43] * Orea|Dark_Angel opens ezra's mouth and pours the drink into it
[06:43] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I have many peoOple that want toO. hehehe"
06[06:43] * FemShep|Aurora finds a quiet corner table and sits down without a drink
06[06:43] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks for a couch
[06:43] <Ghost|Amelia> "No, who's that? And yes, it's me!"
[06:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra is still unconcious but now dressed as James Bond
[06:43] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck thIs."
[06:43] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Huh.. I don't think that was what I expected but I believe that the result was acceptable XD"
[06:43] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "BArtender! HAnd mE A drInk!"
[06:44] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey, Aurora, do you have any idea how to wake ezra up :?"
[06:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito and orange brown drink.
[06:44] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "I don't know who Twelve is, he appeared to me once, introduced me to a human named Mike, told me not to talk to him for some reason, then told me about the party."
[06:44] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I... think I need a drink too."
[06:44] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "ShoOuldn't we moOve the knoOcked oOut chick soOmewhere else? She's kilLling the moOoOd."
[06:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands an electric green drink to Lily
[06:44] <FemShep|Aurora> "You could give her some cpr I guess"
06[06:44] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito chugs the orange brown
[06:44] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "He managed to draw what I just told you out into ten paragraphs interjected with bad puns throughout."
[06:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito finds sweet, pumpkin flavored coffee. It burns his tongue.
[06:45] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I coOuld, but she'd want toO be awake toO savoOr it froOm yoOurs truly."
[06:45] <Bond|Tyron> "Someone splash something onto her face."
[06:45] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "CPR seems a bit drastic for fainting :/"
[06:45] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> Lily downs the electric green liquid in one go.
[06:45] <Bond|Tyron> "Make sure she doesn't drown in it though."
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[06:45] <Ghost|Amelia> "Hm... that's odd. But, at least you're here."
[06:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> lily chokes a bit as it is very strong alchol
06[06:45] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito spits it out
[06:45] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "Uhg I hAte cOffee."
[06:45] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "Another drInk plEase."
[06:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pulls Ezra behind the bar and props her up on the floor, "There."
[06:46] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "hmm.. alright.. Thanks barkeep :!"
[06:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a burnt orange drink.
[06:46] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Alcohol? Eh... "
06[06:46] * Orea|Dark_Angel sits down with amelia
[06:46] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So how are you :?"
06[06:46] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito sips at the new drink
[06:47] <Ghost|Amelia> "oh hi! I'm good, how are you?"
[06:47] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes very strongly of pumpkin.
[06:47] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I'm... confused to be honest :P"
[06:47] <Ghost|Amelia> "Why's that?"
[06:47] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THIS GOD DAMN PUMKIN"
[06:47] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "LoOt oOf humans aroOund here."
03[06:47] * nurse||Frederick is now known as skitter||Frederick
[06:47] <Bond|Tyron> "Far too many humans."
[06:47] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Well... Look around :P None of this makes any sense :P"
[06:47] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "GIve mE sOmething wIthout pUmpkin!"
[06:47] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "It's good to see you, Amelia. What happened with your computer? It froze or something."
[06:47] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You're getting pumpkin? I want some of that!"
06[06:47] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito throws the pumpkin shit behind him
[06:48] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "The pumpkin, I mean"
06[06:48] * DeathStroke|Mauiki ducks
[06:48] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Also I am pretty cold, but having fun :!"
[06:48] <Ghost|Amelia> "I know :P"
[06:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a purple drink, "There."
[06:48] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Cut that oOut."
[06:48] <Ghost|Amelia> "Feraku, my computer did freeze :( How's the boss fight going?"
[06:48] <Werewolf|Thom> "Barkeep, can I please have a drink that doesn't change my costume?"
06[06:48] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito sips at the purple shit
[06:48] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "I fUcking lOve pUrple."
[06:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours another pruple drink, looks at it, then gives it to Thom.
06[06:49] * DeathStroke|Mauiki shrugs and sharpens a knife
[06:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito is now dressed as a Bunny Girl.
06[06:49] * Ghost|Amelia looks at pirate man
[06:49] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "So.. How have you found this party :? Amelia"
03[06:49] * Ember_Glow is now known as Archive
06[06:49] * Werewolf|Thom stares blankly at the drink, and then at the bartender.
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[06:49] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "I just found a mysterious orb, and I blasted a hole in the wall and I think I'm about to face the boss."
[06:49] <Ghost|Amelia> why are you sharpening a knife?
[06:49] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "HUh, I dOnt sEe mUch A dIfference"
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[06:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana shrugs.
[06:49] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "SInce I wAs Already drEssed As A rAbbit"
[06:50] <Kid|Ember> A kid with a giant hammer and white hair walks into a bar
[06:50] <FrankTheRabbit|Iinito> "CAn I hAb Another?"
[06:50] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "It's time to get Highlord off his high horse! Or maybe to teach Blackdeal what's the deal?"
[06:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (change your name so everyone has that image in their head forever)
[06:50] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I like knives."
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[06:50] <Werewolf|Thom> "I've literally drunk like three of these at this point. How do you expect me not to have put two and two together and figured out that purple means costume change."
[06:50] <Red|Tarane> A woman with red hair, gray skin and horns, as well as a giant sword walks into a bar
[06:50] <Ghost|Amelia> It seems fun! I keep trying to bother poor deathstroke over there :P" Orea
[06:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana jus tshrugs at Thom.
[06:50] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Lol - Have you been very successful so far :?"
[06:50] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOt woOrking, tan-skin."
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[06:50] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Also, Hi Ember :!"
[06:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a brown sludge in a cup.
[06:51] <Maid|Mirkan> "waasssssuppppppppppP."
06[06:51] * Orea|Dark_Angel invites ember and mirkan to sit at the table with her
[06:51] <Ghost|Amelia> "Guess it's not working. Wanna help?" Orea
[06:51] <Kid|Ember> "...?" Ember question marks
03[06:51] * FrankTheRabbit|Iinito is now known as FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito
06[06:51] * DeathStroke|Mauiki laughes
[06:51] <FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito> " :\ "
03[06:51] * Scientist|Kai (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:51] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Hello~" Lily greets the redhead
06[06:51] * Red|Tarane shrugs at the shenanigans and walks to the bar
[06:51] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Yeah sure :! I don't know much about him though :/"
[06:51] <Werewolf|Thom> "This is legitimately the last time I go along with drinking this purple stuff. I'm not addicted to the taste or anything."
06[06:51] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notices Kai
06[06:51] * Werewolf|Thom drinks the purple liquid
[06:51] <Scientist|Kai> Oh dear.
[06:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as a nurse.
06[06:52] * DeathStroke|Mauiki slowly stands, cranks knuckles and walks slowly up the the human
06[06:52] * Red|Tarane waves at Lily
[06:52] <Ghost|Amelia> @feraku "I found an orb thing too! It helped put damage on the boss before my computer froze :("
06[06:52] * Scientist|Kai absconds
03[06:52] * Scientist|Kai (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:52] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d20+5 to intimidate Kai
[06:52] <`DICE> 1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled1,15 1d20+5 1,15to intimidate Kai 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{17}
03[06:52] * Werewolf|Thom is now known as Nurse|Thom
[06:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> You sure do intimidate that wall
[06:52] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "hehehe"
06[06:52] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller waves back, almost falling over
[06:52] <Maid|Mirkan> "yeaH nO."
03[06:52] * Maid|Mirkan (Mirkan@190.32.179.204) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:52] <FemShep|Aurora> A woman with red hair and N7 armour and a Geth Pulse Rifle sits in a corner table with her own drink
[06:52] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Awesome! Mine blew a hole in the wall, I hope it has more than one use."
06[06:52] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notes the rifle
[06:52] <Nurse|Thom> "I...uhh. I don't know why I keep drinking this stuff. I really need to stop at this point."
[06:52] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh it does!"
[06:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You can try again if you want." Hana looks at Thom.
06[06:53] * DeathStroke|Mauiki sits next to Aurora
[06:53] <Ghost|Amelia> I hope my computer starts back up again soon so I can be of assistance
[06:53] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Nice gun. DoOes it woOrk?"
[06:53] <Bond|Tyron> "There is a reason it is called addiction."
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[06:53] <Mario|Kazuma> Hey, you.
[06:53] <Nurse|Thom> "I really shouldn't...but ehh, another one, please?"
[06:53] <Mario|Kazuma> Alien dude.
06[06:53] * Orea|Dark_Angel walks over to ezra
[06:53] <Mario|Kazuma> The scientist nerd went into room 3.
[06:53] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey :! Are you awake now :?"
06[06:53] * Ghost|Amelia goes and sits next to feraku
06[06:53] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller takes a seat at the bar
[06:53] <FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito> "FUck thIs shIt Im bOred."
[06:53] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hi again. Well it does, but I'm not actually good with rifles..."
06[06:54] * Red|Tarane gestures at the bartender for a drink
03[06:54] * FrancineTheRabbit|Iinito (Iinito@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:54] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Wh<><><><>! C1nnam<>n!"
[06:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands him yet another purple drink.
06[06:54] * Orea|Dark_Angel crouches next to ezra
[06:54] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "RealLly? My redroOm is goOoOd with pistoOls."
[06:54] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "You alright :?"
02[06:54] * @skitter||Frederick (~kaiser@host143.200-43-131.telecom.net.ar) Quit (Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
[06:54] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Where am 1!? Why am 1 dressed l1ke James B<>nd?!"
[06:54] <Nurse|Thom> "Screw me and my growing addiction to this purple stuff."
[06:54] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I have beEen meaning toO learn hoOw toO use guns."
03[06:54] * Ornstein|Vorpas (OrnsteinVo@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:54] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "I tried to wake you up but apparently 'water' means 'potion' here :P"
[06:55] <Pirate|Daemus> A troll in a jade seagrift's jacket, as well as general seagrift's attire, and a distinct lack of shirt joins the others at the bar.
[06:55] <Bond|Tyron> "Why would you not wish to be dressed as James Bond."
06[06:55] * Nurse|Thom downs the purple drink in one.
[06:55] <FemShep|Aurora> "Big swords are my thing"
06[06:55] * Kid|Ember shrugs, walks to the bar next to Tarane and asks for a drink
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[06:55] <Ghost|Amelia> "Can I have another drink? And one for feraku too?"
06[06:55] * Ornstein|Vorpas thumps up to the bar, armor clanking menacingly
03[06:55] * Satan|Vossum (~procyona@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:e931:e37d:4433:52bd) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:55] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "AhHhHhH...big swoOrds. Fun."
[06:55] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "That's a g<><>d quest1<>n, <>ther James B<>nd! 1 d<> feel rather dash1ng!"
[06:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now a Scientist
[06:55] <FemShep|Aurora> "Made this rifle with my Alchemiter"
[06:55] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Can I get another drink? That last one's still burning my throat."
02[06:55] * Mario|Kazuma (Kazuma_Rai@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
06[06:55] * Nurse|Thom Scientist|Thom
[06:55] <Ghost|Amelia> "A sword is a good weapon for a pirate man :P" @mauiki
03[06:55] * Nurse|Thom is now known as Scientist|Thom
[06:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia two purple drinks.
06[06:56] * DeathStroke|Mauiki sighs heavily
[06:56] <Orea|Dark_Angel> "Hey, ezra, do you want to go to a less... crazy room :? apparently room 1 is less insane :P"
[06:56] <Ghost|Amelia> "Thanks!"
[06:56] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> I'm noOt a pirate, that guy is. *points at daemus*
06[06:56] * Ghost|Amelia hands drink to feraku
[06:56] <Pirate|Daemus> I wave back. "Ey."
03[06:56] * Orea|Dark_Angel is now known as Dark_Angel|Orea
[06:56] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Hello? Is this the party?"
[06:56] <Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit> "Sure, 1 c<>uld use a breather after all that c1nnam<>n!"
[06:56] <Pirate|Daemus> "Oh, you meant the costume? Yeah, that too."
[06:57] <Ghost|Amelia> "Then why are you wearing an eye patch you goof!"
06[06:57] * FemShep|Aurora equips her Boom-Blade, which has two laser edges, green and red
06[06:57] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas is nervous in her elaborate costume
[06:57] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Hey caelia :! Yeah this is a party :!"
06[06:57] * Red|Tarane passes the drink to ember and asks for another one, not trusting the purple
[06:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Its a mask, genius."
[06:57] <FemShep|Aurora> "This is what I actually use"
[06:57] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Ezra and I are just about to go to room1, wanna join us :?"
[06:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh my."
06[06:57] * Kid|Ember takes the drink and drinks it
[06:57] <Ghost|Amelia> "Caelia! Cool costume!
[06:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana gives Tarane a dark amber drink
06[06:57] * Ghost|Amelia rolls eyes
[06:57] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Thank you"
[06:57] <Scientist|Thom> "I'm...ehh, gonna leave before I get alcohol poisoning from this stuff. Assuming it even contains alcohol, See you around guys."
03[06:57] * Scientist|Thom (uraniumUmb@86-43-193-46-dynamic.b-ras1.wtd.waterford.eircom.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Later."
[06:57] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Thanks er, person
06[06:58] * Red|Tarane shrugs and taks a sip
[06:58] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Wooah! Joan of Arc? That's so cool!"
06[06:58] * Dark_Angel|Orea leaves into room 1
[06:58] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku takes a sip of the drink.
03[06:58] * Dark_Angel|Orea (Orea|DarkA@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes like alcohol and piss. So beer.
06[06:58] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit follows Orea
03[06:58] * Bunny_Girl|Ezra_Rabbit (Bunny_Girl@airbears2-136-152-142-52.AirBears2.Berkeley.EDU) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[06:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (Tarane that is)
06[06:58] * Pirate|Daemus sits down with Aurora and Mauiki. "What about pirates?"
[06:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Freaku is now dressed as Sherlock Holmes
[06:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I think I'll join Orea
06[06:58] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller inspects Caelia's costume
[06:58] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike managed to go in a circle, and came back to the main bar, still trying to find inner peace.
06[06:58] * DeathStroke|Mauiki nods at Daemus
06[06:58] * Red|Tarane sticks her tounge out, not liking the taste
[06:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> hello there
[06:58] <Ghost|Amelia> hiiii
[06:59] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Can I help you werewolf girl.
[06:59] <Ghost|Amelia> wanna come sit with us?
[06:59] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "SoOmeoOne keEeps calLling me a pirate and I was poOinting oOut yoOu are clearly the real pirate here."
[06:59] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hi there! I'm Aurora" @daemus
[06:59] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vhy thank you."
[06:59] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Y have never seen a barmayd who looks so good whyle doyng her job, may y obtayn one of your facynatyng elyxyrs?"
[06:59] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I just really like your costume! French history's one of my favorite eras"
[06:59] <Ghost|Amelia> "My name is Amelia >:("
[06:59] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh, and the name is Samara. Mauiki Samara."
[06:59] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Same here."
06[06:59] * Ornstein|Vorpas would look like he is smiling if he wasnt wearing a golden wolf head mask
06[06:59] * FemShep|Aurora smiles and puts away her sword
[06:59] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "I guess the bar isn't really the best place for me."
[07:00] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "see ya."
06[07:00] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller smiles and heads back to the bar
03[07:00] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (AC_backup@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:00] <Pirate|Daemus> "Nice to meet you, Aurora. I'm Daemus. Vhat's your costume?" @aurora
06[07:00] * Red|Tarane notices Feraku next to her and waves hi
06[07:01] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notices the werewolf
06[07:01] * Kid|Ember takes another sip of his purple drink
[07:01] <FemShep|Aurora> "It's female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect games"
[07:01] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Reminds me oOf my lusus.."
06[07:01] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller waves at the bartender for another drink
[07:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ember is now dressed as Joan of Arc
06[07:01] * Satan|Vossum goes to the bar and sits down
[07:01] <Ghost|Amelia> "what's a lusus?"
03[07:01] * Kid|Ember is now known as JuanOfArc|Ember
[07:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana leans against that bar boredly to watch everyone.
[07:01] <Ghost|Amelia> "hi satan"
[07:02] <Pirate|Daemus> "Interesting. Haven't played those, sorry."
[07:02] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "HelLloO, ghoOst."
[07:02] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Excuse me barmayd, may y have a drynk?"
06[07:02] * JuanOfArc|Ember raises an eyebrow at the costume, before asking for another drink
[07:02] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What?"
[07:02] <Ghost|Amelia> "You're not satan!"
[07:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Vorpas a burnt orange drink.
[07:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "That may be up for debate..."
[07:02] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku waves back at Tarane
[07:02] <FemShep|Aurora> "Great games though."
[07:03] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I am a bit oOf a demoOn, but I've cleaned up a bit."
03[07:03] * SherlockHolmes|Alex_H (Alex_Hyfas@c-76-100-50-255.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:03] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku thinks Tarane looks familiar, but she cannot put her finger on where she recognizes Tarane from.
[07:03] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vell, that's vhat matters, right?"
06[07:03] * Red|Tarane captcha's the giant sword that nobody seemed to notice, and takes another drink of the admittedly horrible tasting beer
02[07:03] * Dementor|Jacob (Jacob_Bran@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
[07:03] <Ghost|Amelia> "Okay then, Demon man. What's your real name?"
[07:03] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Maybe from the stories of The Void?
[07:04] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Mauiki."
06[07:04] * Ornstein|Vorpas stares at the bartender, in a way that would normal be thought of as gratitude, but in this case as a show of amorous intent.
[07:04] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> No, that's impossible. The Eight are long gone.
[07:04] <Pirate|Daemus> "To be honest, I just came as myself. Then again, doesn't seem like anyvone I know is here, so I guess it vorked out."
[07:04] <Ghost|Amelia> "Hi mauiki"
06[07:04] * Ghost|Amelia smiles
[07:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks at Vorpas weirdly, "Keep your hands to yourself."
[07:04] <Red|Tarane> "So, what's been going on around here?"
[07:04] <Red|Tarane> "I only just arrived"
06[07:04] * FemShep|Aurora grins at Daemus
[07:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Mostly people swapping costumes constantly." Hana turns her attention to Tarane.
[07:05] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Y would never dare dystureb a barmayd as wonderful as yourself whyle she ys workyng."
[07:05] <Red|Tarane> "Huh"
[07:05] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "People have been swapping costumes left and right, also I think there was almost a barfight once." Feraku answers Tarane
[07:05] <Ghost|Amelia> "what?"
06[07:05] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes off his helmet and smiles widely
06[07:05] * JuanOfArc|Ember takes another sip of the purple drink
[07:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana side steps away from Vorpas.
[07:05] <Ghost|Amelia> "Yeah, Mauiki here almost beat up some kid"
06[07:06] * DeathStroke|Mauiki shrugs
[07:06] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "You look very familiar, what is your name?" Feraku asks Tarane
[07:06] <Red|Tarane> "Huh"
[07:06] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoO bigGgie."
[07:06] <Red|Tarane> "I'm Tarane. Tarane Kilera"
[07:06] <Ghost|Amelia> "You know you did it"
03[07:06] * Satan|Vossum is now known as DoomDota2|Vossum
[07:06] <Ghost|Amelia> "and you wanted to"
[07:06] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Kilera...where do I know that name from-oh, Void, I've just realized."
06[07:06] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes a long sip of his drink
[07:06] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It is pure pumpkin juice.
[07:06] <Pirate|Daemus> "... vhat, is it something I said?" @Aurora
[07:07] <Red|Tarane> "...?"
[07:07] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Delyghtful."
06[07:07] * JuanOfArc|Ember drinks the whole vial/glass of liquid before asking for another drink
[07:07] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Kilera, goddess of Secrets and Patience, one of The EIght, a group of immortals who have risen from perfect Chaos to create imperfect Order...."
[07:08] <DoomDota2|Vossum> > Can I have a drink
[07:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ember and orange brown drink.
[07:08] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Can I please get another drink?"
[07:08] <FemShep|Aurora> "I just found it funny that your costume choice worked out because your friends didn't show up" @Daemus
[07:08] <Red|Tarane> "Uh"
[07:08] <Red|Tarane> "What?"
[07:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Vossum a purple drink.
[07:08] <DoomDota2|Vossum> > Thank you.
[07:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Lily a tansluscent white drink, scrunching up he rnose.
[07:08] <FemShep|Aurora> "Hana, gimme another drink"
[07:08] <Red|Tarane> "That sounds cool and kinda foreboding, but I'm preeeeety sure I'm not that Kilera"
[07:08] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Ah, barmayd, may y have another? Maybe thys tyme some form of myxed drynk?"
06[07:09] * JuanOfArc|Ember takes a sip of the orange-brown drink
[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She hands Aurora a purple drink.
06[07:09] * DoomDota2|Vossum sips his drink
[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ember finds it to be pumpkin flavored coffee
[07:09] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "'And on The SABATH they finalized their creation....' Origin 1:18, Tome of the Void"
[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vossum us now dressed as Black Wido
[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> w
06[07:09] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller thanks the bartender then takes a small sip of the white drink
[07:09] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hah, true, though normally I'd vear a shirt vith this jacket. I vas under the impression that these parties largely involved dressing down under the guise of an event celebrating fright."
06[07:09] * JuanOfArc|Ember quickly puts the coffee down and sticks his tongue out
[07:09] <JuanOfArc|Ember> Who makes these combinations?1
[07:09] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Lily is hit with the intensely strong taste of garlic.
[07:09] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh feraku"
06[07:09] * Ornstein|Vorpas calls the barmaid for another drink
[07:10] <Ornstein|Vorpas> :)
06[07:10] * FemShep|Aurora gulps down the purple drink
03[07:10] * DoomDota2|Vossum is now known as BlackWidow|Vossum
[07:10] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "What the..."
[07:10] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Why garlic>"
[07:10] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Bartender
[07:10] <Red|Tarane> "Well... I /was/ playing a game called SABATH before I got here..."
[07:10] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Why am i in tight leather
06[07:10] * DeathStroke|Mauiki flips a knife in his hands, lost in thought
[07:10] <Red|Tarane> "Pretty sure I'm dreaming, anyway"
[07:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Aurora is now dressed as a dark Angel. Aka wearing lingerie with angle wings.
[07:10] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "It all makes sense...."
[07:10] <Ornstein|Vorpas> > Vorpas is oldschool
[07:10] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh stop that, you're gonna hurt yourself"
06[07:10] * Ghost|Amelia taps mauiki
[07:10] <Pirate|Daemus> "... oh my."
[07:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Vorpas a red drink.
03[07:11] * FemDrDoom||Velcha (Velcha@trl3725rnt.rh.ncsu.edu) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:11] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs at Vossum.
03[07:11] * FemShep|Aurora is now known as Dark_Angel|Aurora
06[07:11] * JuanOfArc|Ember pokes Tarane and asks whether she likes pumpkins or coffee
[07:11] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Really?
06[07:11] * DeathStroke|Mauiki gives Amelia a look
[07:11] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Oh...this looks nice!"
[07:11] <Ornstein|Vorpas> > Super oldschool
[07:11] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I'd say."
[07:11] <Ghost|Amelia> Who are you? @velcha
[07:11] <Pirate|Daemus> "I'm inclined to agree."
06[07:11] * Red|Tarane turns away from Feraku for a moment, saying no with a weird look on her face, before turning back
[07:11] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Kilera, listen. Whatever you're doing in the game, don't do it. Let the Void reclaim the universe, do not rise above it for it shall consume you..." She continues rambling.
06[07:11] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes a deep waft of the drink, noticing the other drinkers rather magical changes.
[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "That's what I'm trying to do, yeah"
03[07:12] * Scientist|Thom (uraniumUmb@86-43-193-46-dynamic.b-ras1.wtd.waterford.eircom.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:12] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Dragon slayer, I wouldnt do that
[07:12] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "! am tro!! doom. You?"
[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "Wait, no"
[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "What you said and reverse it."
[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "Rather not die, thank you very much"
[07:12] <Ornstein|Vorpas> > Not drinking it, just smelling it
06[07:12] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller decides the taste isn't that bad and takes another sip of her drink
[07:12] <JuanOfArc|Ember> ((whoops))
[07:13] <Scientist|Thom> "I have traversed this place, only to find there is literally nobody I know except here, at the bar. My life has become nothing but drinking purple-coloured fluids. Barkeep, give me a drink please."
[07:13] <Ornstein|Vorpas> <lol>
06[07:13] * JuanOfArc|Ember waves Thom over and passes him the orange-brown liquid
[07:13] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "WoOw, yoOu can kilLl a moOoOd, pal."
[07:13] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Thom? Are you okay?"
[07:13] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "try that"
[07:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vorpas finds that the drink smells of alcohol and tomatos
[07:13] <Ghost|Amelia> @velcha "I'm a ghost"
[07:14] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku turns back to Amelia.
[07:14] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Those aren't the words of someone who's okay."
06[07:14] * Ghost|Amelia makes ghostly noises
06[07:14] * Ornstein|Vorpas takes a sip
[07:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a brown drink.
[07:14] <Pirate|Daemus> "Is that just vhat these drinks do, then?" @Aurora
06[07:14] * Red|Tarane asks for another drink
[07:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vorpas finds it to be a slightly spicy, tomato flavored drink with soem sort of alcohol in it.
[07:14] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoO, barkeEp."
[07:14] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "Spooky. Are you actua!!y dead? Or are you just wear!ng a coo! sheet and co!or contacts?"
[07:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane a pitch black drink.
[07:14] <Scientist|Thom> "My life has descended out of control, to the point where I'm drinking liquids instead of conversing with people.
[07:14] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Hm, thys ys much more satyfactory."
[07:14] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "HoOw much doO yoOu value yoOur walLls?"
[07:15] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Some change your costume and some make you fly. You should try them!" @Daemus
[07:15] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh, I'm not dead. Just spooky :P"
[07:15] <Red|Tarane> "Huh"
06[07:15] * Red|Tarane takes a tentative sip
06[07:15] * Ornstein|Vorpas drinks the rest of the alcohol
[07:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "At least it is not purple." Hana looks at Thom before looking at Mauiki, "Break anything and I will kill you, troll."
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06[07:15] * Scientist|Thom drinks the brown liquid and the orange-brown liquid, one after the other.
[07:15] <Red|Tarane> "That was a weird guy"
[07:15] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You can talk to me. I'm not doing anything, really."
[07:15] <BlackWidow|Vossum> > Bartender, do you have anything normal?
[07:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The liquid stains Tarane's lips and tastes horrible. It is pure ink.
[07:15] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hmph. Suit yoOurself."
[07:15] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...And maybe you should slow the drinks down a bit?"
[07:15] <Red|Tarane> "BLUH" I bluh and captcha' the liquid
06[07:16] * DeathStroke|Mauiki chuckles
[07:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Sometiems." Hana hands Vossum a reddish brown drink.
[07:16] <Pirate|Daemus> "Up to chance? I like it. I'll have a drink, Barkeep!"
[07:16] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *laughs* "that's coo!."
03[07:16] * Skeleghost|Callum is now known as Actual_Skellington|Callum
[07:16] <Red|Tarane> "...I think I'm just going to go"
[07:16] <Ghost|Amelia> "what're you laughing at?" @mauiki
[07:16] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "NoOthing, just the ink."
[07:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Daemus a reddish brown liquid.
06[07:16] * BlackWidow|Vossum tentatively drinks
[07:16] <Scientist|Thom> "Slow...down the drinks. Yeah, that might be a good idea, I should have probably began doing that about 3 drinks ago."
[07:16] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "May I have another drink?"
[07:16] <Ghost|Amelia> "I see."
[07:17] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (My Terese senses are tingling)
[07:17] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The liquid burns Vossum's throat and tastes strongly of cinnamon.
[07:17] <Ghost|Amelia> (lol)
06[07:17] * Ornstein|Vorpas noticing Hanas remark to Mauiki, and decides to crush his glass in his hand.
[07:17] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Feraku a grass green drink.
[07:17] <Ornstein|Vorpas> :)
[07:18] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "May y have another?"
06[07:18] * Red|Tarane waves bye to the weirdly cult obsessed freak and goes to another room
[07:18] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks at Vorpas, "No."
06[07:18] * Pirate|Daemus starts on what would be a big swig, but thinks better of it, and takes a sip of the drink instead
03[07:18] * Red|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
06[07:18] * DeathStroke|Mauiki watches Daemus carefully
06[07:18] * BlackWidow|Vossum leaves the bar.
[07:18] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Oh dont be a downer, thys party has only started. :) "
[07:18] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku drinks the grass-green liquid infront of her.
[07:18] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink tingles, is sweet and tastes of cinnamon.
06[07:18] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller goes over and sits next to Thom
03[07:18] * BlackWidow|Vossum (~procyona@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:e931:e37d:4433:52bd) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (Leaving)
06[07:18] * Scientist|Thom downs the brown liquid given to him by the barkeep.
06[07:18] * Ornstein|Vorpas grinds the shattered glass into the bar table
[07:19] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Feraku suddenly feels STRONG and the urge to announce this to everyone as well as to perform very STRONG acts.
06[07:19] * Pirate|Daemus looks down to chek his costume still being as piratey as before, a mite confused. "Alright then... tastes fine I guess."
[07:19] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he got some hot coco.
06[07:19] * Dark_Angel|Aurora decaptcha's her boombox, puts on some chill tunes and starts dancing
06[07:19] * DeathStroke|Mauiki adjusts the mask a bit
[07:19] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooph... a bit snug.."
06[07:20] * Ghost|Amelia tries to pull up mauiki's eyepatch
[07:20] <Pirate|Daemus> "... vhat are you looking at, hm?" @Mauiki
[07:20] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana sighs, "Clean your mess and go." She orders Vorpas.
[07:20] <Ghost|Amelia> "Look! You're not a one eyed demon!"
[07:20] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Y belyeve you wyll have to try other means to make me leave my dear. ;) "
[07:20] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Me? Ooh, just woOrRried that's soOmething bad woOuld hapPpen toO yoOu, pirate."
[07:20] <Scientist|Thom> "It's not that weird purple shit. Thank goodness I don't have to go through the next item on the swimsuit calendar."
[07:20] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku decides that she has had enough of listening to some douche named Twelve, telling her to not talk to this person.
[07:20] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> She walks up to Mike.
[07:21] <Ghost|Amelia> (oooooooooooooooooh)
[07:21] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Weird purple shit?"
[07:21] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "What?"
06[07:21] * DeathStroke|Mauiki puts mask back on
[07:21] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hm. Vell, I suppose I appreciate the concern. These drinks seem to be rather hazardous."
03[07:21] * ATtheorytime[DM] is now known as Sexy_Devil|Terese
[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Mike, we've met before. Do you mind if I just..."
[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Mike: "Whoa, whoa whoa, what are you doing--"
06[07:21] * Sexy_Devil|Terese approaches the bar
[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku attempts to lift Mike.
06[07:21] * DeathStroke|Mauiki notices Terese
[07:21] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hey babe."
[07:21] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> roll 1d20-1 for STRONG
[07:21] <`DICE> 1,15yzabtech|Mike|Feraku rolled1,15 1d20-1 1,15for STRONG 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{15}
[07:22] <Scientist|Thom> Thom turns to face Lily."The first three drinks or so I had were coloured purple. They changed my outfit. I ended up at one point in a Bunny Girl outfit, or dressed up like Black Widow."
06[07:22] * Sexy_Devil|Terese walks up behind Mauiki
[07:22] <Ghost|Amelia> "OOOOOH PIRATE MAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND"
03[07:22] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:22] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> !
[07:22] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "RealLly, ghoOstgirl."
[07:22] <Scientist|Thom> "Keep em coming, Barkeep. Another drink please."
06[07:22] * FemDrDoom||Velcha wolf whistles at the couple
[07:22] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vell, I suppose she completes the costume set vith Auora, ey?"
[07:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It was closer to 6 drinks." Hana corrects Thom
[07:22] <Sexy_Devil|Terese> "You're dressed up as a mercenary?""
[07:22] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hey, vait, vhat about me?"
[07:22] <Ghost|Amelia> "Yeah."
[07:22] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "ShIt I mIght hAs mAid A mIstake rEturning tO thE bAr."
[07:22] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> ;)
[07:22] <Sexy_Devil|Terese> "I didn't take you for the super villain type"
[07:22] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DeathStroOke is a merc? Huh."
06[07:22] * JuanOfArc|Ember decides to go away at the decidedly "adult" costumes
[07:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a pale yellow liquid.
[07:23] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Magic drinks?" Lily shakes her head, "This place is so weird."
06[07:23] * JuanOfArc|Ember requests a drink first
06[07:23] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito heads to one of the back tables, attempting to avoid tereses gaze
[07:23] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Thanks foOr the infoO, hun. Didn't knoOw."
06[07:23] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller finishes off her garlic drink
[07:23] <Sexy_Devil|Terese> "Barkeep! Hit me!"
[07:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ember a neon orange drink.
[07:23] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vatch out, she might."
06[07:23] * JuanOfArc|Ember asks the barkeep if she has anything purple
06[07:23] * Sexy_Devil|Terese lets her eyes roll over the room, winking at Iinito
[07:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Terese a purple drink
06[07:23] * JuanOfArc|Ember takes a sip of the orange drink
06[07:23] * Ornstein|Vorpas starts embedding chunks of glass into the bar
06[07:23] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito keeps his head down
06[07:23] * Sexy_Devil|Terese takes a sip of her drink
06[07:24] * Dark_Angel|Aurora continues to dance
[07:24] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "IinitoO, what are yoOu doOing?"
[07:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs her shoulders at Ember. His drink tastes like pure sugar.
[07:24] <Scientist|Thom> Thom turns to look at the barkeep. "Yeah, I guess that's correct. It's only now I had anything non-purple." He then turns back to Lily. "Yeah, although it was funny at first for others, and I guess for me, to be in a bunny girl suit, the novelty wore off quickly for me."
[07:24] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "You d!dn't know who you were dressed up as, dude?" *slow clap*
[07:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now dressed as Sherlock Holmes
[07:24] <JuanOfArc|Ember> "darn"
[07:24] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hm."
[07:24] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "WhOs Iinito, I dOnt knOw Any Iinito."
06[07:24] * JuanOfArc|Ember captcha's the sugar drink and walks off into a room
03[07:24] * Sexy_Devil|Terese is now known as Sherlock_Holmes|Terese
06[07:24] * Scientist|Thom chugs down the pale yellow liquid.
03[07:24] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:24] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "... This is new"
[07:24] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> :o
06[07:24] * Ornstein|Vorpas starts throwing chunks of glass at velcha
[07:25] <Ornstein|Vorpas> " :
[07:25] <Ornstein|Vorpas> " :\ "
06[07:25] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese pounds the rest of her drink
[07:25] <Pirate|Daemus> "Vell, I'll leave you two to your fun, vouldn't vant to stand between you."
[07:25] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...I guess it would." Lily stares down at her empty glass. "Why did you keep drinking them then?"
06[07:25] * FemDrDoom||Velcha casually catches the glass, just floating it in the air in front of her
[07:25] <Ghost|Amelia> "Woah, that was fast." @terese
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[07:25] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I think it loOoOks fine."
[07:25] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "! don't even know you. What's your beef?"
06[07:25] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito thinks to himself "oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god"
[07:25] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Ym bored, entertayn me."
[07:25] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Wanna go mess with Iinito?"
[07:25] <Scientist|Thom> "I...really don't know. The thrill maybe? Or, assuming they contain alcohol, I think I might be addicted."
06[07:26] * Pirate|Daemus heads over to Aurora to join in the dancing. "You know those two?"
[07:26] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "A!r!ght."
06[07:26] * FemDrDoom||Velcha telekinetically flings the glass shards back at Vorpas
[07:26] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Sure, babe, I already punched him in the noOse, but I'm doOwn foOr it."
06[07:26] * Ornstein|Vorpas puts his helmet back on
[07:26] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "I don't really know anyone here" :D @Daemus
06[07:26] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese hooks her arm around Mauiki's and walks up to Iinito
[07:26] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Not nearly entertaynyng enough. Maybe you need to be punyshed."
06[07:27] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoots to another table
03[07:27] * Nurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
06[07:27] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito keeps head down
[07:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Fight outside of the bar if you are going to fight." Hana orders
[07:27] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *looks Vorpas up and down* "eh, you're not rea!!y my type. !'!! pass."
[07:27] <Nurse|Lyra> "Yo, can someone get me a drink to switch my costume to something that isn't ridiculous?"
[07:27] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You don't have to stay at the bar you know. I'm pretty sure the other rooms don't have drinks that change what you're wearing."
06[07:27] * Scientist|Thom chugs down the pale, yellow liquid.
[07:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he just chugged pure lemon juice
03[07:28] * Actual_Skellington|Callum is now known as Shirtless_Bond|Callum
03[07:28] * spectating_Roo is now known as Sephiroth||Nick
06[07:28] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller motions for another drink
06[07:28] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese follows Iinito
[07:28] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Ym not lookyng for a mate, ym lookyng for a monkey. Shall you serve me monkey?"
06[07:28] * Sephiroth||Nick enters and sits down in a bar stool
06[07:28] * DeathStroke|Mauiki whispers to Terese "What's the plan"
03[07:28] * Bond|Tyron is now known as Actual_Skeleton|Tyron
[07:28] <Nurse|Lyra> "Seriously.  I will pay you"
[07:28] <Pirate|Daemus> "Me neithe- vait, is that Velcha?.. okay, so one person."
06[07:28] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoots me
06[07:28] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoots more
06[07:28] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese responds "how do you want to fuck with him?"
06[07:28] * DeathStroke|Mauiki thinks for a moment
[07:28] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "The newcomer also looks familiar..."
06[07:28] * Nurse|Lyra grabs the teapot, pours a drink, and tosses it back
[07:28] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "F!ck off." *sees Daemus and beelines for him*
[07:29] <Scientist|Thom> "I went around. I didn't find anyone I knew, and most people were in a deep conversation that I didn't want to interrupt. It looked like reunions or something, and that's personal stuff I wouldn't want to barge- shit that's sour"
06[07:29] * DeathStroke|Mauiki "I leave it toO yoOur best judgement"
[07:29] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "Sup."
[07:29] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so.... hi everyone"
[07:29] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "I'll switch costumes with you manually, Hon" @Lyra
[07:29] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "The monkey ys scared yt seems."
[07:29] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana smashes the drink Lyra poured with the butt of a sniper rifle
06[07:29] * Ornstein|Vorpas fucks right off
[07:29] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> ;)
[07:29] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> ((Nice job *slow clap*))
[07:29] <Ornstein|Vorpas> <wait wrong guy
[07:29] <Ornstein|Vorpas> >
[07:29] <Nurse|Lyra> "Well screw you too"
06[07:29] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito fucks right off
[07:29] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "do not take my things."
06[07:29] * Scientist|Thom begins clawing at his tongue with his hands, trying to get rid of the taste of lemon.
[07:29] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "Hello, newcomer"
[07:29] <Sephiroth||Nick> "..."
[07:29] <Pirate|Daemus> "Oh, Velcha! You're here."
[07:29] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Moooonkeeeeey, come out to plaaayayayaaaay."
[07:29] <Pirate|Daemus> "Nice costume!"
06[07:29] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks at Nick
06[07:30] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese walks up to and grabs Iinito
[07:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DoO I..."
[07:30] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "KnoOw yoOu...?"
[07:30] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> Lily chuckles at Thom chugging the lemon juice. "I guess. I've only seen one person I know, but she left."
[07:30] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Oh, Hi there Velcha! Do you like dancing too?" :)
06[07:30] * Sephiroth||Nick says hello absentmindedly at the mike guy
[07:30] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "NUuuuuuuuu"
[07:30] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "And was passed out for a few minutes too"
03[07:30] * skitter||frederick (~kaiser@host135.190-225-32.telecom.net.ar) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
03[07:30] * ChanServ sets mode: +o skitter||frederick
06[07:30] * Ornstein|Vorpas notices lyras encounter
[07:30] <Sephiroth||Nick> "no?"
06[07:30] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks back at Terese and Iinito
[07:30] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so...... this is the bar right?"
[07:30] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "How are you doing there Iinito?"
[07:30] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *to Daemus* "Thanks. Yours seems... appropr!ate." *to Aurora* "...Eh?"
[07:30] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The bartender is now holding a large,menacing gun. "Yes, this is the bar."
06[07:30] * Ornstein|Vorpas dashes over to the pot, and pours some of the piping hot elixir down his gullet
[07:31] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "FIne."
06[07:31] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scoootss far away
[07:31] <Nurse|Lyra> "Look, I just want my clothes back"
[07:31] <Sephiroth||Nick> "can i have a drink please?"
[07:31] <Nurse|Lyra> "Seriously"
[07:31] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Such a wigGgler."
06[07:31] * Sephiroth||Nick looks around the bar
[07:31] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku walks up to Nick
[07:31] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Now do y have your attentyon barmayd?"
[07:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Vorpas poured a strong alcoholic pink liquid down his throat, and Hana hits him in the face with her gun before taking the teapot back.
[07:31] <Scientist|Thom> "The only person  I do know here is Mike, and he's my client. Plus, I think he's preoccupied at the moment."
[07:31] <Scientist|Thom> "Barkeep can I have another drink?"
06[07:32] * Ornstein|Vorpas wipes some of the pink from his cheek
03[07:32] * AltTimeline_Jake (AltTimelin@c-98-220-39-111.hsd1.in.comcast.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:32] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Me too please."
[07:32] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "heheh."
[07:32] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Barkeep? Can I get something strong for my wriggler friend here?"
[07:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do not do that again, troll." Hana orders before pouring a white liquid for Nick.
[07:32] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Heh"
[07:32] <Nurse|Lyra> "I'm still kinda waiting, too"
[07:32] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku: "You look very familiar. I hope you don't mind me asking but are you aware of a game named SABATH?"
06[07:32] * Sephiroth||Nick takes a sip of the white liquid.
[07:32] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "NO, Im fIne."
[07:32] <Sephiroth||Nick> "what is this"?
[07:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Terese a black drink and a light pink drink.
[07:32] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((whoops, that message i just sent was addressed to nick. forgot to specify that))
06[07:32] * Nurse|Lyra glances at Feraku
[07:33] <Ornstein|Vorpas> "Maybe y shall, maybe y shan't. :) "
[07:33] <Pirate|Daemus> "Things seem to be heating up around here..."
[07:33] <Sephiroth||Nick> *to feraku* "not really, no"
[07:33] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Here Iinito"
[07:33] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "NO thAnk yOu."
[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a transluscent, milky drink.
[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana shrugs at Nick
06[07:33] * Sephiroth||Nick takes another sip of the white liquid
06[07:33] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese shatters the glasses on Iinito's face, aiming for the mouth
[07:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Just drink it, kid."
06[07:33] * Sephiroth||Nick shrugs too
[07:33] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh damn."
[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick finds that it is milk
06[07:33] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito ducks
[07:33] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Which drink did the shove in his face?
[07:34] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> Both of them
[07:34] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "Why wOuld yOu dO thAt?!"
06[07:34] * Scientist|Thom sips the transluscent, milky drink.
[07:34] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now utterly convinced magic is real
06[07:34] * Sephiroth||Nick drinks the milk and decaptchalogues a small book, he begins absentmindedly reading
06[07:34] * DeathStroke|Mauiki watches passively
[07:34] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito is damp and covered in thick black ink
[07:34] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Prick"
[07:34] <Nurse|Lyra> "Okay, I'm *clearly* not getting anything here, so thanks for that"
[07:34] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> " :( "
03[07:34] * Nurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:34] <BlackBunnySuit|Iinito> "WhAt thE hEll dO I dO tO yOu bItch"
[07:34] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "That we!rd meta!-costumed ste!ndude is a comp!ete !ss. !'m actua!!y very tempted to escort h!m out of the bu!!d!ng. He'd be an exce!!ent subject for some of my test!ng procedures." *to Daemus*
[07:34] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Cmon Mauiki, let's go somewhere else"
[07:35] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hm? Alright."
06[07:35] * Sephiroth||Nick continues reading
[07:35] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Barkeep, give us a pair of drinks to go"
03[07:35] * AltTimeline_Jake is now known as DarkAngel_Jake
[07:35] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so... happy halloween everyone?"
[07:35] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What is HalLloOweEen?"
[07:35] <Pirate|Daemus> "Hm? Vich one vould that be?" @Velcha
06[07:35] * Ornstein|Vorpas overhears velcha
[07:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands over a electric green drink and a purple drink.
[07:35] <Sephiroth||Nick> "i have no idea"
[07:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "That's fair."
06[07:36] * Ornstein|Vorpas chuckles
[07:36] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Which would you prefer Mauiki, Green or Purple?"
03[07:36] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> roll 1d2
[07:36] <`DICE> 1,15DeathStroke|Mauiki rolled1,15 1d2 12,15[ 1d2=2 ]4,15{2}
06[07:36] * JuanOfArc|Ember walks to another room, ignoring all shenanigans
[07:36] <Scientist|Thom> "Is it even Halloween? Like how do we even know of concepts of time, now that the earth is gone?"
[07:36] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Uh, Purple, I guesSs."
[07:36] <Sephiroth||Nick> "so.... mind if i have a drink that isnt milk? please?"
03[07:36] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:36] <Sephiroth||Nick> *to thom "good point"
[07:36] <Sephiroth||Nick> "i HAVE been keeping track of time. a couple months since i entered
06[07:37] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese takes the Green drink and heads with Mauiki over to #RPGStuck_room1
[07:37] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a purple potion.
[07:37] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Pretty sure it's close enough to Halloween to count."
06[07:37] * Ornstein|Vorpas yawns, the pink booze managing to hit his system
03[07:37] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
03[07:37] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
06[07:37] * Sephiroth||Nick takes a sip of the purple liquid
[07:37] <JuanOfArc|Ember> Not that room then.
06[07:37] * Sephiroth||Nick continues calmly reading
[07:37] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Later."
03[07:37] * JuanOfArc|Ember (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:37] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> @Daemus "The one w!th the p!nk dr!nk and the go!d ch!n."
[07:37] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a Sexy Devil
06[07:37] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito follows the bitch
03[07:37] * DeathStroke|Mauiki (DeathStrok@ncsu-nat1-2.ncstate.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
03[07:37] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:37] <Scientist|Thom> "Barkeep, can I have another drink. Make sure this one is full of ancient magics to boot, please."
03[07:37] * Sephiroth||Nick is now known as Sexy_Devil||Nick
[07:38] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a purple drink.
06[07:38] * FemDrDoom||Velcha wolf whistles again
[07:38] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "..."
06[07:38] * Sexy_Devil||Nick shrugs
[07:38] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...You really should slow down with those things"
[07:38] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku, still hovering around Nick because I (the narrator) can't keep up with events, walks off.
[07:38] <Pirate|Daemus> "Mhm... vell, I'd not vant to get on the barkeep's badside, y'know? That gun looks menacing." @Velcha
[07:38] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "They probably have some sort of drug in them"
06[07:38] * Sexy_Devil||Nick decaptchalogues a highlighter and marks a few words in the book
[07:39] <Scientist|Thom> "Drugs, enchantments, they're all the same. They all come from plants and weird chanting."
06[07:39] * Scientist|Thom chugs the purple liquid.
[07:39] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I don't think that's right..."
06[07:39] * FemDrDoom||Velcha stares at the barkeeper for a couple of seconds, then nods curtly in agreement.
[07:39] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to thom* "dont forget the shenanigans"
[07:39] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as a ghost
[07:39] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Shenanigans I can agree with though"
03[07:39] * Scientist|Thom is now known as Ghost|Thom
[07:40] <Ghost|Thom> "Yes, Shenanigans are paramount, or should I say, para-natural."
06[07:40] * Ornstein|Vorpas crosses his hands on the bar, and takes a nap
06[07:40] * DarkAngel_Jake walks into the room.
[07:40] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "mind if i have another of these magic drinks?" this place is kind of cold"
[07:40] <Pirate|Daemus> "Probably for the best that ve just enjoy the party vithout getting violently involved, eh?... oh he is out cold, isn't he..."
[07:40] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "You okay Thom? Less so than before I mean."
[07:40] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "kind of"
[07:40] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands nick an opaque grey liquid.
[07:40] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "We shou!d draw a bu!ge on his face. You shou!dn't fa!! as!eep at parties"
06[07:40] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the grey liquid, hoping that it will change his costume
06[07:41] * Sexy_Devil||Nick hands velcha a marker
[07:41] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "suit yourself"
[07:41] <Pirate|Daemus> "Alright, that I can get behind. Aurora, you vant in on pranking the golden grin over there?"
06[07:41] * FemDrDoom||Velcha grins devilishly behind her shitty Dr. Doom mask
[07:41] <Ornstein|Vorpas> <brb>
06[07:41] * DarkAngel_Jake walks up to the sexy devil.
[07:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick feels light as air, and begins to float a few feet above his seat.
[07:41] <Ghost|Thom> "I don't even know anymore. All I know in this world is the purple liquid tastes really freakin neat and magic is real as shit. Like, I'm surprised people don't use magic spells in mathematical theorems. They could be mathemagicians."
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[07:41] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < What does the electric green drink do? >
[07:42] <Ghost|Thom> "More beautiful magical liquid if you don't mind, barkeep."
[07:42] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "im not even surprised"
03[07:42] * skitter||frederick is now known as HotBond||Frederick
[07:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (it's a melon flavoured cocktail)
[07:42] <Dark_Angel|Aurora> "Uh..I'll pass this time" @Daemus
[07:42] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < Lol Nick >
[07:42] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < k >
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06[07:42] * FemDrDoom||Velcha starts drawing on Vorpas' face. She's a terrible artist
[07:42] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "...I think I need another drink. Bartender, if you would?"
03[07:42] * Shirtless_Bond|Callum is now known as Skitter|Callum
[07:42] <DarkAngel_Jake> "Hey Nick."
06[07:42] * Sexy_Devil||Nick decaptchalogues another marker and makes a perfect rendition of a dick on his forehead
[07:42] <Pirate|Daemus> "Aw, c'mon, it'll be fun! He vas making a bulge of himself anyvay."
[07:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom another glass of white liquid.
[07:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Lily a black drink that seems to swallow all light around it
[07:43] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to jake "yes? do i know you?"
[07:43] <Ghost|Thom> "This looks like ectoplasm, or maybe some kind of snail-based smoothie."
06[07:43] * FemDrDoom||Velcha finishes drawing a very sloppy looking bucket.
06[07:43] * Ghost|Thom sips the white liquid.
[07:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> He finds that it is milk
[07:43] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... by that ill assume you are a troll too?"
06[07:44] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller has her drink remind her of that doorway back on her planet
[07:44] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Feraku overhears the conversation, and Nick's name.
[07:44] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i never got the whole... thing with.... trolls. seems stupidly complicated"
[07:44] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Whelp." Lily takes a large sip of the darkness.
[07:44] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "sorry"
[07:44] <DarkAngel_Jake> "You don't know me, exactly, but I know you."
06[07:44] * Sexy_Devil||Nick shrugs
[07:44] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "Yep. Does that mean you're not?" *Pulls off hood and shitty dr doom mask to reveal horns and, strangely enough, a second mask.
[07:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Lily's drink tastes of everything and nothing at once.
[07:44] <Ghost|Thom> "Truely the spookiest liquid: milk. Because nobody can ever tell whether it's spoiled or not. It could be sour or non-sour, none will know unless they partake in drinking it. ..........I really have drank too much, haven't I..."
[07:44] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i think you can see quite some skin in my costume?"
[07:45] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> She consults the Tome of the Void, to try and see where Nick would come from.
[07:45] <Ghost|Thom> "Barkeep, keep 'em coming, if you don't mind"
[07:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a pitch black drink.
[07:45] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... barkeep, would thou mind giving mine person another drink?"
[07:45] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Want some of mine?" Lily offers the rest of her drink to Thom, "It's too weird for me."
[07:45] <Pirate|Daemus> "I'll have a drink as vell."
[07:45] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> Maybe he's actually Varnegs, god of Pain and Passion?
[07:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick an electric orange drink, standing on her tiptoes to give it to him.
[07:46] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> *snorts*  "! can't rea!!y see that we!! with the second mask on, sooo... Cut me a break?"
[07:46] <DarkAngel_Jake> "You are correct, Feraku."
[07:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana gives a brown drink to Daemus
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06[07:46] * Sexy_Devil||Nick takes the drink and sips it from a leaning possition in the air, wings falling to down and to both sides
[07:46] <DarkAngel_Jake> "I take it you are one with the Void as well?"
06[07:46] * Ghost|Thom downs the pitch black drink.
[07:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick finds that he is drinking pure ink.
06[07:46] * Red|Tarane sighs at the chaos
[07:46] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "BLUH"
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06[07:47] * Pirate|Daemus takes an experimental sip of the brown drink"
06[07:47] * Sexy_Devil||Nick spits and puts the drink back in the counter
06[07:47] * Red|Tarane walks to Nick, recognising him but not his costume
[07:47] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Daemus finds that it is delicious hot coco.
[07:47] <Ghost|Thom> "I might not mind the drink, but I'm preoccupied with my own, sorry."
[07:47] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "there goes my appetite :/"
[07:47] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is also drinking pure ink.
[07:47] <Red|Tarane> "You got something weird too?"
[07:47] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "! can't just not have a dr!nk !f both of y'a!! are hav!ng some. Barkeep?" *Smiles friendily*
[07:47] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to tarane* "ink"
06[07:47] * Ghost|Thom spits the ink out directly into the glass
03[07:47] * HotBond||Frederick is now known as HotPirateBond||Frederick
[07:47] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "how about you?"
[07:47] <Pirate|Daemus> "Huh. That's pleasant, though I expected at least some soporifics at an event like this."
[07:48] <Red|Tarane> "Ouch. I got that too"
06[07:48] * Dark_Angel|Aurora slithers out of the party
03[07:48] * Dark_Angel|Aurora (~Letaali@h75412.koas.jyu.fi) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (Leaving)
[07:48] <Ghost|Thom> "OK, I might require another drink now. This is even worse than the lemon."
[07:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Velcha a muddy red drink.
[07:48] <Red|Tarane> "These drinks are all weird"
06[07:48] * FemDrDoom||Velcha takes a sip hesitantly
[07:48] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "what is up with this bar and serving these kind of things?"
[07:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a purple drink.
[07:48] <Pirate|Daemus> "... Auorora? Damn."
[07:48] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Ink?"
[07:48] <Red|Tarane> "...Apart from that pirate's one. That looks good"
[07:48] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Velcha's drink tastes like dirt.
[07:48] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "What's with all the ink drink"
[07:49] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "barkeep, please, give me something to wash away the ink?"
[07:49] <Red|Tarane> "I have no clue. Do you want any beer though? I have some from earlier"
[07:49] <Ghost|Thom> "Now that's what I'm talking about. No chance of ink drinks, something plain and simple."
[07:49] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i'll pass"
06[07:49] * Ghost|Thom downs the purple drink in one go.
06[07:49] * Pirate|Daemus continues sipping his delicious coco, a mite mournfully.
06[07:49] * FemDrDoom||Velcha backwashes the dirt drink back into the glass. Ick.
[07:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a grass green drink.
[07:49] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now dressed as Sephiroth
[07:49] <Red|Tarane> "Bet it's grass"
06[07:49] * Sexy_Devil||Nick carefully takes a sip of the green drink
[07:49] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "we'll... lets see"
03[07:49] * Ghost|Thom is now known as Sephiroth|Thom
[07:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is suddenly filled with a feeling of being STRONG and a desire to share that with everyone in a very STRONG way
[07:50] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "I want to try a purple one!"
[07:50] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "this is a STRONG drink"
[07:50] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do you want to try to get one?" Hana looks at Lily.
[07:50] <Red|Tarane> "Ok?"
[07:50] <Sephiroth|Thom> "What...even is this. I don't understand what this costume is. It's not bad though, certainly one of the better ones I've worn."
[07:50] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "im not quite sure what it flavor is. but its... interesting to say least"
[07:51] <Werewolf|Lily_Miller> "Sure!"
06[07:51] * DarkAngel_Jake flies to Feraku.
[07:51] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> *to thom* "that's the one i was wearing before"
[07:51] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Lily a purple drink, "Congratulations."
[07:51] <Sephiroth|Thom> "More purple for more burple, please barkeep."
06[07:51] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller downs the purple drink
[07:51] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "barkeep. i STRONGLY require a purple drink"
[07:51] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom a light yellow drink.
[07:52] <Sephiroth|Thom> "That's cool, I came here wearing a Pirate costume."
[07:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Lily is now dressed as Satan.
[07:52] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "the latex of this costume doesn't suits me"
06[07:52] * Red|Tarane raises an eyebrow
06[07:52] * Ornstein|Vorpas zzzzz
[07:52] <FemDrDoom||Velcha> "!t's been rea! not-tro!! dude but ! th!nk !'m gonna go exp!ore a bit"
03[07:52] * Werewolf|Lily_Miller is now known as Satan|Lily_Miller
[07:52] <Red|Tarane> "'K then"
[07:52] <Satan|Lily_Miller> "Whelp
[07:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick an Amber drink and he finally falls back into his seat.
[07:52] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((i'm going to be mostly inactive as i have served my purpose.))
06[07:52] * Sephiroth|Thom doesn't even looks at the drink, instead chugging it down his mouth.
[07:52] <yzabtech|Mike|Feraku> ((also my USB mouse isn't working))
[07:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he has again gotten lemon juice.
06[07:53] * Red|Tarane shrugs and leaves the mug of beer from earlier in front of Thom
[07:53] <Red|Tarane> "Might as well get another drink"
[07:53] <Pirate|Daemus> "I'll go vith you, Velcha. If that's alright. This place is a bit of a mess..."
[07:53] <Sephiroth|Thom> "Shiiiiittt. Barkeep please, something to wash it down and make it Burple."
06[07:53] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the amber liquid and turns to face tarane
[07:53] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "anyways.... nice party right?"
[07:53] <Red|Tarane> "As nice as it can be I guess"
06[07:53] * Red|Tarane shrugs
02[07:53] * yzabtech|Mike|Feraku (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[07:54] <Red|Tarane> "Whatever you do, don't go to that room. Some people hate each other's guts there
[07:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana gives Thom an orangish brown liquid. Nick finds that he drank apple juice.
06[07:54] * Red|Tarane points at room 1
06[07:54] * Sephiroth|Thom sips at the orangish-brown liquid.
[07:54] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "interesting"
03[07:54] * FemDrDoom||Velcha (Velcha@trl3725rnt.rh.ncsu.edu) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[07:54] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... this is apple juice."
[07:54] <Red|Tarane> "Could I have a drink please?"
[07:54] <Ghost|Amelia> I was just in there.... oh my
[07:55] <Red|Tarane> "Huh."
[07:55] <Ghost|Amelia> I need a drink
[07:55] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "one less for the list, trying to keep track of these."
[07:55] <Red|Tarane> "Tamer than I expected"
[07:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom finds that he is drinking pumpkin flavoured coffee.
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[07:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Amelia a blue drink.
[07:55] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "same here barkeep, thanks in advance"
[07:55] <Ghost|Amelia> "Hm, something different."
[07:55] <Sephiroth|Thom> "Never was a big fan of coffee. Pumpkins though, on the other hand, are the shit, Another drink please, barkeep."
06[07:55] * Ghost|Amelia drinks the blue drink
[07:55] <Satan|Lily_Miller> "I thought you hated pumpkin?"
[07:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a peach colored drink.
06[07:56] * Red|Tarane raises an eyebrow at the bartender
[07:56] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Amelia suddenly feels herself get dumber and more uncoordinated.
[07:56] <Red|Tarane> "One here please?"
[07:56] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so.... how's the arm tarane?"
06[07:56] * Pirate|Daemus heads off towards room 1, coco in hand because it's -delicious-
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03[07:56] * Pirate|Daemus (Daemus@c-76-105-90-189.hsd1.ga.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
03[07:56] * Invisible_Cloak|Rrobin is now known as Invisibility_Cloak|Rrobin
06[07:56] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the peach thing
[07:56] <Ghost|Amelia> "Oh....boy...."
[07:56] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Thom an opaque grey drink and Tarane an electric green drink.
[07:56] <Red|Tarane> "Seems to be fine here, but in the waking world it sucks"
06[07:56] * Ghost|Amelia walks back into room 1
[07:56] <Red|Tarane> "Connected to a metal machine, y'know"
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06[07:57] * Red|Tarane takes a sip from the drink
[07:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d5
[07:57] <`DICE> 1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled1,15 1d5 12,15[ 1d5=2 ]4,15{2}
[07:57] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "oh?"
[07:57] <Sephiroth|Thom> "I never said shit about pumpkings. Pumpkinds are alright either way, but they taste pretty decent."
06[07:57] * Sephiroth|Thom drinks the grey drink.
[07:57] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so... what's fae fae up to?"
[07:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick briefly turns into a small whale and breaks his stool before poofing back to normal.
[07:57] <Red|Tarane> "Yeap. Getting a new arm apparently, and also avoid any green drugs."
[07:57] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Hey, who's got drinks, I hurt my ankle, and I'd like a tonic for the pain.
[07:57] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane finds that it is some sort of melon alcohol.
[07:57] <Red|Tarane> "Faerzen can -ok what you alright- attest to that"
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[07:58] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "oh."
[07:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Excuse me, bartender."
[07:58] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "what... the fuck was that"
[07:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Caelia a milky white drink. It is very hot.
[07:58] <yzabtech> Feraku continues being an eavesdropper.
[07:58] <Red|Tarane> "I have no clue."
[07:58] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "what is this."
[07:58] <yzabtech> Fae-fae...as in Faerzen...as in Norstov...
06[07:59] * Sexy_Devil||Nick looks at the kid looking
[07:59] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "yes?"
[07:59] <yzabtech> Feraku tries to find the nearest trash can to kick her Tome of the Void into.
[07:59] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "do you know her?"
[07:59] <Red|Tarane> "Something about a worshipper of The Void and thinks I'm a goddess"
[07:59] <yzabtech> She doesn't because that would be disrespectful to the Almighty Void.
[07:59] <Red|Tarane> "Because of my last name"
[08:00] <Red|Tarane> "Goddess of... Shadows and Waiting or something?"
[08:00] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i see."
[08:00] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "interesting"
06[08:00] * Sexy_Devil||Nick asks the barkeep for a purple drink
[08:00] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Giving up on an answer, Caelia sips the milky white drink trying to cool it down with her breath.
06[08:00] * Red|Tarane shrugs and takes another drink of the melon-alcohol
03[08:00] * HotPirateBond||Frederick is now known as Spidergwen||Frederick
[08:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Caelia's lips are suddenly coated in burning hot sugar and it hurts very badly.
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[08:01] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "aaaargh!"
[08:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a transluscent white drink.
[08:01] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "so..... anything interesting this days?"
06[08:01] * Sephiroth|Thom drinks the grey liquid.
06[08:01] * Ornstein|Vorpas wakes up in a stupor and walks into another room
[08:01] <Red|Tarane> "Meh" Tarane meh's
[08:01] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "bluh... did you run out of purple?"
[08:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Thom is now floating a few feet above his seat
06[08:01] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks the translucent white
[08:01] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "It is random." Hana looks at Nick dully.
06[08:01] * Red|Tarane passes the electric green drink to Caelia
[08:01] <Red|Tarane> "Try this"
[08:02] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "oh."
[08:02] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "i see."
03[08:02] * Ornstein|Vorpas (OrnsteinVo@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[08:02] <Sephiroth|Thom> ((I must abscond right now, alley-oop))
02[08:02] * Sephiroth|Thom (uraniumUmb@86-43-193-46-dynamic.b-ras1.wtd.waterford.eircom.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
[08:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now absolutely certain magic is real as fuck
06[08:02] * Satan|Lily_Miller yawns
[08:02] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "whaph's pthe meaning of pthis" Caelia tries to say to the bartender.
[08:02] <Satan|Lily_Miller> "I'm just gonna..."
06[08:03] * Satan|Lily_Miller passes out
06[08:03] * Sexy_Devil||Nick stares into the infinite sky while leaning on the bar
[08:03] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "whoooooooooooah"
02[08:03] * Satan|Lily_Miller (Lily_Mille@c-73-152-29-44.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
[08:03] <yzabtech> Feraku notices that Nick and Tarane were talking about her.
[08:03] <Red|Tarane> "Screw it. Another drink, bartender"
06[08:03] * Red|Tarane pokes Nick
[08:03] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "excuse me a second tarane"
[08:03] <yzabtech> She decides not to say anything because it's a little late for that now. Thanks, slow narrator ((myself)).
[08:03] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands tarane an opaque grey drink
06[08:03] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas tries to sip electric drink very lightly.
06[08:03] * Sexy_Devil||Nick heads into the bathroom
[08:04] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> *electric green
06[08:04] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito scrambles over to a far off table
[08:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink stings Caelia's new burn wounds, but it gets off the solidified sugar.
06[08:04] * Red|Tarane takes a sip of the gray drink
[08:04] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> rattles in like a rattley rattler
[08:04] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now floating a few feet above the ground.
[08:04] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Barkeep if I may. A drink to fix my affliction."
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[08:05] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "That is to say stop me from being a skeleton."
[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Well. This is new."
[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Yrn a reddish brown drink.
[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Could I have another, please"
[08:05] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Are pe<>ple f1ght1ng 1n here, <>r are we g<><>d?!"
06[08:05] * Actual_Skeleton|Tyron downs it
06[08:05] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas is pressing her burnt lips to her cold armor
06[08:05] * Sexy_Devil||Nick comes back from the barhroom
[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana handed Tarane a purple drink.
[08:05] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "hey. you are flying!"
[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "We are all fairly well behaved here."
[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Yeap"
[08:05] <Red|Tarane> "Blame the drink"
06[08:05] * Red|Tarane takes a sip from the purple drink
[08:05] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "...is that purple?"
[08:05] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> The drink splatters ont he ground because Tyron is a skeleton.
[08:06] <Red|Tarane> "Looks purple enough to me."
[08:06] <Sexy_Devil||Nick> "can we share it? i REALLY want to change out of this skintight thing"
[08:06] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, thank g<>d, the last r<><>m had a c<>uple yell1ng at each<>ther <>ver s<>me stup1d game <>r s<>meth1ng!"
[08:06] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now dressed as a pirate
[08:06] <Red|Tarane> "sure"
06[08:06] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito catches some z's
06[08:06] * Red|Tarane passes the drink to Nick
[08:06] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Well I guess that distracted me from my ankle."
03[08:06] * Red|Tarane is now known as Pirate|Tarane
[08:06] <Pirate|Tarane> "Welp."
06[08:06] * Sexy_Devil||Nick drinks some purple too
06[08:06] * Pirate|Tarane removes the eyepatch
[08:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a Bunny Girl
[08:07] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "but why did it have to be so painful, bartender."
[08:07] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Yay, an<>ther bunny g1rl!"
[08:07] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "them's the breaks." Hana looks at her, shrugging.
[08:07] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> I run over and hug Nick.
06[08:07] * Pirate|Tarane tries not to laugh
03[08:07] * Sexy_Devil||Nick is now known as bunnygirl||Nick
06[08:08] * bunnygirl||Nick facepalms and then is surprisingly hugged
[08:08] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I decide to leave the hellish room.
06[08:08] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas leaves
[08:08] <bunnygirl||Nick> "... ill keep this one for later"
[08:08] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey, new bunny girlfriend, wanna be besties?!"
06[08:08] * bunnygirl||Nick undresses and sits down in his underwear
03[08:08] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas (AC_backup@ip70-189-148-179.lv.lv.cox.net) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[08:09] <bunnygirl||Nick> "i dont even know you ezra"
[08:09] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "That sh<>uldn't st<>p y<>u fr<>m be1ng my best fr1end!"
[08:09] <bunnygirl||Nick> "barkeep. a drink please?"
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[08:09] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, 1'll have <>ne t<><>!"
06[08:09] * Pirate|Tarane takes off the outer layer of the pirate costume then tosses it to Nick
[08:09] <bunnygirl||Nick> "....you... really like bunnies right?"
[08:10] <bunnygirl||Nick> "thanks tarane"
[08:10] <Pirate|Tarane> "You're welcome"
[08:10] <Pirate|Tarane> "Now how do I get down?"
06[08:10] * bunnygirl||Nick puts on a pirate jacket
[08:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands them 2 drinks, on a reddish brown and the other white with swirlingblack.
03[08:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Jaczac
[08:10] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "Wh<> w<>uldn't l1ke bunn1es!"
[08:10] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane suddenly drops back to the ground.
[08:10] <bunnygirl||Nick> "just wait for a while. enjoy the wingless flying"
06[08:10] * Pirate|Tarane falls to the ground
[08:10] <bunnygirl||Nick> "i dont"
[08:10] <Pirate|Tarane> "ow"
06[08:10] * bunnygirl||Nick helps tarane up
06[08:11] * Pirate|Tarane gets up
[08:11] <Pirate|Tarane> "Thanks"
06[08:11] * bunnygirl||Nick captchalogues the bunny costume
03[08:11] * bunnygirl||Nick is now known as Underwear||Nick
[08:11] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "H<>w c<>uld y<>u n<>t l1ke bunn1es!?"
06[08:11] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit is horrified
[08:11] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Sir, I must ask you to remain dressed."
[08:11] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Simmer down."
06[08:11] * Underwear||Nick has a pirate jacket on
[08:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Please put your clothes back on."
[08:12] <Underwear||Nick> "my last costume was more reavealng than this wasn't it?"
[08:12] <Pirate|Tarane> "Try taking another sip of the purple"
[08:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I do not care. Wear your clothes."
06[08:12] * Underwear||Nick takes the last sip left of purple
[08:12] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It does nothing, seems to have sat out too long
[08:12] <Pirate|Tarane> "Welp"
[08:13] <Underwear||Nick> "mind giving me a drink?"
06[08:13] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit realizes she might be able to find out what the difference between human and troll genetalia is, and begins staring at Nick's crotch trying to see.
[08:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "First get dressed."
[08:13] <Pirate|Tarane> "I only have ink on me -shrugs-"
[08:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Also there are two there in front of you and your adorable friend."
06[08:13] * Underwear||Nick puts on the pants of the bunny costume
[08:13] <Underwear||Nick> "but there is no purple"
[08:13] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs.
[08:13] <Underwear||Nick> "...why is this person staring at my crotch?"
06[08:14] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit grabs one of the drinks the bartender poured and drinks it, still trying to see the difference.
[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> She shrugs again.
[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Which one?
[08:14] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> either
[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d2
[08:14] <`DICE> 1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled1,15 1d2 12,15[ 1d2=2 ]4,15{2}
[08:14] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra is now a spooky skeleton.
[08:14] <James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 want t<> kn<>w the d1fference between human and tr<>ll genetal1a!"
06[08:14] * Underwear||Nick takes one of the drinks and takes a sip
[08:14] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
[08:14] <Pirate|Tarane> "I don't even know any more"
03[08:14] * James_Bond|Ezra_Rabbit is now known as spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit
06[08:14] * Underwear||Nick looks at tarane
06[08:15] * Underwear||Nick looks at ezra
[08:15] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
[08:15] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> He finds it is spicy cinnamon whsikey
[08:15] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Seems like you shall live on in undeath as well."
[08:15] <Underwear||Nick> "so... there IS a difference?"
[08:15] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "The pe<>ple 1n the last r<><>m had t<> st<>p bef<>re 1 c<>uld learn!"
[08:15] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 d<>n't kn<>w but they seemed t<> th1nk s<>!"
[08:15] <Pirate|Tarane> "I think there is"
[08:15] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
[08:16] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "C<>uld y<>u maybe descr1be 1t f<>r me?"
[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "well... that's... interesting"
[08:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Please keep your genitalia hidden away."
[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "...what"
06[08:16] * Underwear||Nick laughts
[08:16] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Just... tell me what 1t l<><>ks l1ke!"
[08:16] <Pirate|Tarane> "No comment"
[08:16] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "And if you are going to get graphic, the closet in the back is the appropriate place to do so."
[08:16] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "It is far too late for that."
[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "i... you seem quite eager dot you?"
[08:16] <Actual_Skeleton|Tyron> "Hard for a skeleton to cover up."
06[08:16] * Pirate|Tarane de-captcha's her phone and fiddles with it for a while
[08:16] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1'm cur1<>us! Aren't y<>u?!"
[08:16] <Underwear||Nick> "well.... how do i even say this"
[08:17] <Underwear||Nick> "..."
06[08:17] * Pirate|Tarane passes the phone to Ezra, on the subject of Human Biology
[08:17] <Pirate|Tarane> "There"
06[08:17] * Underwear||Nick takes out a cellphone and shuffles through the gallery
[08:17] <Underwear||Nick> "there... too"
06[08:17] * Pirate|Tarane looks deadpan at Nick
[08:17] <Pirate|Tarane> "Really."
06[08:17] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit reads through the phone subject, and looks at the gallery
[08:17] <Underwear||Nick> "what?"
[08:17] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<><><><><><>h! Thanks! Y<>u humans are we1rd!"
06[08:18] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit hands them their phones back
[08:18] <Underwear||Nick> "says you"
06[08:18] * Pirate|Tarane captcha's the phone without looking at it
[08:18] <Pirate|Tarane> "I ain't a human, skelegirl"
[08:18] <Underwear||Nick> "i consider my parts quite normal"
06[08:18] * Pirate|Tarane points to horns and gray skin
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[08:18] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "N<>t y<>u s1lly, 1 was talk1ng ab<>ut humans and the1r gen1tals!"
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[08:19] <Pirate|Tarane> "'k"
[08:19] <Underwear||Nick> ""so.... is it too different?"
06[08:19] * Pirate|Tarane turns to the barkeeper and asks for a drink
[08:19] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "T<><> d1fferent h<>w?!"
06[08:19] * Pirate|Tarane also moves away from the two
[08:19] <Underwear||Nick> "you seemed to be quite interesting in knowing... how it looked"
[08:19] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane a purple drink
[08:19] <Underwear||Nick> "is it THAT different?"
[08:20] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well, 1 mean, 1t's pretty d1fferent, en<>ught t<> be we1rd and k1nd <>f funny l<><>k1ng!"
06[08:20] * Pirate|Tarane takes a sip
[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "oh"
[08:20] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now a Maid
[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "well................"
[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "anyways."
[08:20] <Underwear||Nick> "can... i have a drink please?"
[08:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You should not call people's genitals funny looking . It is rude."
[08:21] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h 1s 1t!? 1'm s<> s<>rry!"
[08:21] <Underwear||Nick> "indeed"
[08:21] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a muddy orange drink.
[08:21] <Underwear||Nick> "i could say the same about yours"
[08:21] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 d1dn't mean 1t 1n a bad way! 1 just meant 1t was d1fferent than 1 was used t<>!"
03[08:21] * Pirate|Tarane is now known as Maid|Tarane
06[08:21] * Maid|Tarane looks at the costume
[08:21] <Maid|Tarane> "Nope."
[08:21] <Underwear||Nick> "oh."
06[08:21] * Maid|Tarane takes another sip
[08:21] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Wa1t, have y<>u even seen my gen1tals?!"
06[08:21] * Underwear||Nick takes a sip of orange
06[08:22] * Underwear||Nick laughts
[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "no?"
06[08:22] * Maid|Tarane sticks her finger in her ears
[08:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick's head is now a Jack-o-lanturn
[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "...i dont want to"
[08:22] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Then h<>w c<>uld y<>u kn<>w they're we1rd l<><>k1ng!?"
[08:22] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane's outfit isn't changing at all.
[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "holy shit. my head is a pumpkin"
06[08:22] * Maid|Tarane mutters to herself
[08:22] <Underwear||Nick> "because you said mine were!"
[08:22] <Maid|Tarane> "Another drink, please.
[08:22] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well n<>w y<>u're be1ng rude, pumpk1nhead!"
[08:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane another purple drink
06[08:23] * Maid|Tarane takes a sip, waiting for the expected change
06[08:23] * Underwear||Nick takes out his now pumpkin head. and sets it on the counter
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[08:23] <Underwear||Nick> "mind if i have another drink?"
[08:23] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now dressed as a dark angel. Aka wearing lingerie and a pair of fake wings.
[08:23] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Bartender, can 1 have an<>ther dr1nk?!"
06[08:23] * Dark_Angel|Orea walks over and sits at the bar
03[08:24] * Astronaut|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[08:24] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, H1 <>rea!"
[08:24] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Hey again ezra :!"
[08:24] <Underwear||Nick> "oh. that reminds me of..."
[08:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a silvery drink.
06[08:24] * Underwear||Nick looks at tarane
03[08:24] * Maid|Tarane is now known as DarkAngel|Tarane
06[08:24] * Underwear||Nick puts his head back on and drinks the silver stuff
[08:24] <DarkAngel|Tarane> "You have got to be kidding me."
[08:24] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 f1nally saw human gen1tals!"
[08:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick now feels exceedingly dumb and uncoordinated.
[08:24] <Astronaut|Caavus> "hey barkeep!"
[08:24] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "What :?"
[08:24] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Yes?"
[08:24] <Astronaut|Caavus> "do you have any coffee, milk something like that?"
06[08:25] * Underwear||Nick tries to stand up and falls
[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "bluh"
06[08:25] * DarkAngel|Tarane sighs, and asks for another drink
[08:25] <yzabtech> Mike overhears this conversation about genitals and walks over. He'll be the first one to have an encyclopedia about alien biology!
[08:25] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "What have you been up to ezra :?"
[08:25] <Astronaut|Caavus> "why is that guy in his underwear."
[08:25] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Sometimes." She hands him a drink the color of white out.
[08:25] <yzabtech> Researchers worldwide will worship him!
[08:25] <yzabtech> Mike walks up to Ezra.
06[08:25] * Astronaut|Caavus sips it.
[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "drink. here"
[08:25] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Tarane a pale yellow drink.
[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "so... ezra. how to... know if weird parts are weird?"
[08:25] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 was star1ng at that guy's underwear, s<> he sh<>wed me h1s human gen1tals!"
[08:25] <Astronaut|Caavus> ((hana was that just milk?))
[08:25] <Underwear||Nick> "i didn't"
[08:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Caavus can suddenly see through the clothing of everyone at the bar.
[08:26] <Underwear||Nick> "random... picture... internet"
[08:26] <Astronaut|Caavus> "uh."
06[08:26] * DarkAngel|Tarane asks for another drink
[08:26] <Astronaut|Caavus> "im."
[08:26] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Wow.. ok ezra... :?"
[08:26] <Astronaut|Caavus> "gonna go."
[08:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Nick a purple drink.
06[08:26] * Astronaut|Caavus goes to room2
[08:26] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Why w<>uld y<>u have a rand<>m p1cture <>f s<>me<>ne else's gen1tals <>n y<>ur ph<>ne?!"
[08:26] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "You seem pretty excited about this :?"
03[08:26] * Astronaut|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (Leaving)
06[08:26] * Underwear||Nick sips half of the purple and hands the other half to tarane
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06[08:26] * DarkAngel|Tarane takes a sip
[08:26] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a Vampire.
[08:26] <DarkAngel|Tarane> "Thanks"
[08:27] <Underwear||Nick> "internet?"
[08:27] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 really wanted t<> kn<>w! And n<>w 1 d<>, s<> 1'm happy!"
03[08:27] * Underwear||Nick is now known as Vampire||Nick
[08:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is now a ghost.
[08:27] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "What's an 1nternet?!"
06[08:27] * DarkAngel|Tarane glares at the drink
03[08:27] * DarkAngel|Tarane is now known as Ghost|Tarane
[08:27] <Vampire||Nick> "something that... lyra showed me"
[08:27] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Well.. Was it really that interesting though :?"
[08:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "This is stupid."
[08:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "Completely. And utterly. Stupid."
[08:27] <yzabtech> "I have overheard your conversation about the biology of different species," Mike says to Ezra.
[08:27] <Vampire||Nick> "there's.... information... and... weird stuff"
[08:27] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You keep getting drinks."
[08:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "True"
[08:28] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1t was certa1nly d1fferent that 1 expected, but 1t d<>esn't seem bad!"
[08:28] <Ghost|Tarane> "But still"
[08:28] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "I mean.. unfortunately due to mirkan I have seen them before but it wasn't exactly... exciting :?"
06[08:28] * Ghost|Tarane throws her ghostly hands up into the air.
[08:28] <yzabtech> "So...could you maybe...describe your...biology?" Mike says trying not to sound weird.
[08:28] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do no do that."
[08:28] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1t's pr<>bably that y<>u'd seen them bef<>re y<>u really had w<>ndered ab<>ut 1t!"
[08:28] <Ghost|Tarane> "Don't do that"
06[08:28] * Vampire||Nick facepalms again shaking the stupidity off from him
[08:28] <Vampire||Nick> "much.... better"
[08:28] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 was really cur1<>us, because n<> <>ne was talk1ng ab<>ut 1t!"
[08:28] <Vampire||Nick> "yeah. dont do that"
[08:29] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "I guess :? But like... still :/"
[08:29] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1 l1ke t<> be exc1ted ab<>ut th1ngs! The m<>re exc1ted y<>u are the m<>re exc1t1ng l1fe 1s!"
[08:29] <Vampire||Nick> "well... really. they cant be THAT different right?"
[08:29] <Ghost|Tarane> "Guys please get a room"
[08:29] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Why w<>uldn't 1 be exc1ted?!"
[08:29] <Vampire||Nick> "no need to be THAT excited"
[08:30] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "^"
[08:30] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "They're n<>t t<><> d1fferent! And just because there's n<> need, d<>esn't mean 1 can't!"
[08:30] <Vampire||Nick> "i see"
06[08:30] * Ghost|Tarane absconds to a nearby room
06[08:30] * Vampire||Nick asks for another drink
06[08:30] * Ghost|Tarane comes back
[08:31] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Ok i'm just going to ask.. Are you just incredibly horny right now or something :?"
[08:31] <Ghost|Tarane> "That room over there is empty"
06[08:31] * Ghost|Tarane points at room3
[08:31] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands him a purple drink.
[08:31] <Ghost|Tarane> "Just saying"
[08:31] <Vampire||Nick> "so... what the hell can even be different?"
[08:31] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Well, 1 d<> have h<>rns 1f that's what y<>u mean?!"
[08:31] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> I poke my horns to show them.
06[08:31] * Dark_Angel|Orea facepalms
06[08:31] * Ghost|Tarane applies her ghostly hand to her ghostly face
[08:31] <Vampire||Nick> "/me drinks the purple
[08:31] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Nice one.. So do I :P"
06[08:31] * Ghost|Tarane waves at them frantically
06[08:32] * Vampire||Nick tries to see if tarane is intangible
[08:32] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey, bartender, can 1 have an<>ther dr1nk?!"
[08:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Nick is now dressed as a knight
03[08:32] * Vampire||Nick is now known as Knight||Nick
[08:32] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> I turn back to Orea, "Was that n<>t what y<>u meant?!"
[08:32] <Knight||Nick> "good enough"
[08:32] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours a dark red liquid andhands it to Ezra
[08:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Nice"
[08:32] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "No... :P"
[08:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Looks good on you"
[08:32] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, what'd y<>u mean?" I drink the red liquid.
06[08:33] * Knight||Nick heads into the bathroom
[08:33] <Knight||Nick> "excuse me for a second
[08:33] <yzabtech> "She was asking if you were wanting sexual intercourse."
[08:34] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "well.. yeah. Not with me, but in general :/"
[08:34] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "What's sexual interc<>urse, 1 d<>n't th1nk that's s<>meth1ng 1've ever heard <>f?!"
[08:34] <yzabtech> roll 1d20-1 for charisma
[08:34] <`DICE> 1,15yzabtech rolled1,15 1d20-1 1,15for charisma 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{14}
02[08:34] * BlackBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
[08:34] <yzabtech> "So...are you?"
06[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane nope's out of there
06[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane nope's out of there so hard
06[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane absconds to room1
03[08:34] * Ghost|Tarane (webchat@203.86.203.62) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[08:34] <yzabtech> "It's sex. I'll explain it in a separate room, as many of the people in this room seem quite uncomfortable."
06[08:34] * Knight||Nick comes out of the bathroom
[08:34] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Yeah.. should we explain it somewhere else or something :?"
[08:34] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, why? 1s 1t s<>meth1ng bad?!"
[08:34] <Knight||Nick> "what"
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[08:35] <Knight||Nick> "kid. out of here, this is not that kind of party
02[08:35] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito (BlackBunny@c-50-134-40-49.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Client Quit)
[08:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Do not explain sex!"
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[08:35] <yzabtech> "It's...an uncomfortable subject. We'll discuss it in a separate room."
[08:35] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "There is a closet in theback if you really want to go over sensitive topics."
[08:35] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Its just embarrassing :P"
[08:35] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "1'm s<>rry, 1'll st<>p ask1ng ab<>ut 1t 1f 1t makes pe<>ple unc<>mf<>rtable!"
[08:35] <`DICE> cumslut
[08:36] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Dice what
[08:36] <yzabtech> ((link to the closet?))
[08:36] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> #rpgstuck_closet
[08:36] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> Dice, just wow...
[08:36] <Knight||Nick> "dont do anything weird"
[08:36] <Dark_Angel|Orea> "Why did an abstract being just state cumslut :?"
[08:36] <Knight||Nick> "you will regret it kiddo"
[08:36] <Knight||Nick> roll 1d20+2 intimidation.
[08:36] <`DICE> 1,15Knight||Nick rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15intimidation. 12,15[ 1d20=17 ]4,15{19}
[08:36] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I have no idea."
[08:37] <Knight||Nick> "wait. you heard that too?"
[08:37] <Knight||Nick> "that was weird"
[08:37] <Knight||Nick> "anyways if you are going to do weird stuff im outta here.
06[08:37] * Knight||Nick absconds the fuck to room 1
06[08:38] * Dark_Angel|Orea leaves with ezra and yza to explain things...
03[08:38] * Knight||Nick (webchat@201.220.243.121) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
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[08:39] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Barkeep"
[08:40] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "4 shots"
[08:40] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> "Pronto"
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06[08:41] * DeathStroke|Mauiki looks around for Terese
[08:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Think she went this way..."
06[08:41] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito attempts not to be noticed
[08:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana pours a purple, light pink, a drink that sucks in all light, and finally another purple drink.
[08:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hey IinitoO, yoOu seEen Terese?"
[08:41] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "NAh"
[08:41] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "I believe she is over here." Hana points out.
06[08:41] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese pounds the first two rather irresponsibly, pauses and grimaces a moment, then pounds the next two
[08:41] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh, thank yoOu."
06[08:42] * DeathStroke|Mauiki walks over and sits next to her
[08:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now dressed as a scientist
[08:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d4
[08:42] <`DICE> 1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled1,15 1d4 12,15[ 1d4=2 ]4,15{2}
[08:42] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now filled with pale, platonic love for Mauiki.
[08:42] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> (FUCK)
[08:42] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < Lol that's not how this works >
[08:43] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < I already had Red love for him >
[08:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (shippin potion)
[08:43] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < Can you target somebody else or reroll quadrant? >
[08:43] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> <it will probably wear offf :P >
[08:43] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (fine, then Iinito)
[08:43] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < sure >
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[08:44] <Sherlock_Holmes|Terese> < two drinks left /)
06[08:44] * General_Grievous|Akolit looks around nervously
[08:44] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Also Terese is a scientist
03[08:44] * Sherlock_Holmes|Terese is now known as Drunk_Scientist|Terese
[08:44] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoOu alright?"
06[08:44] * Drunk_Scientist|Terese finishes her other shots
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06[08:45] * General_Grievous|Akolit shuffles out on all six
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[08:45] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh..."
[08:45] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Huh..."
[08:45] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Terese is now dressed as a pirate
03[08:45] * Drunk_Scientist|Terese is now known as Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese
[08:46] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> the other drink leaves a strange aftertaste of nothing
[08:46] <Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese> "I'm fine."
[08:46] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "WelLl, alright. Just seEemed... noOt very alright."
06[08:47] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese mumbles something incomprehensible
06[08:47] * DeathStroke|Mauiki takes off the mask and takes her hand
03[08:47] * yzabtech is now known as Mike_Sardon
[08:48] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "It's alLl goOoOd."
06[08:48] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese pulls her hand back and turns away, sighing
06[08:49] * DeathStroke|Mauiki shrugs
[08:49] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoOu can telLl me what's goOing oOn, ya knoOw."
06[08:50] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito is still pretending no one notices him
06[08:50] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese shrugs
[08:50] <Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese> "Doshent matteh"
06[08:50] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit reenters the bar from the closet
[08:51] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "DoOes toO me."
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[08:51] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana looks over, "Was it informative?"
06[08:51] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito walks over to the bar
[08:51] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "COuld I gEt sOmethin?"
[08:51] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Very! 1 learned all s<>rts <>f stuff! Ab<>ut erect1<>ns and sex! M1ke even sh<>wed us <>ne!"
06[08:51] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese mutters something incomprehensible again and slumps over onto her arm
[08:52] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Can, 1 have a dr1nk!?"
[08:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "You. Ok. I do not need to know anymore."
[08:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Ezra a light pink drink.
06[08:52] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit drinks the drink
[08:52] <Scientist|Kai> "I'll take one too"
[08:52] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> roll 1d4
[08:52] <`DICE> 1,15Vamp_Bartender_Hana rolled1,15 1d4 12,15[ 1d4=3 ]4,15{3}
[08:53] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "BArtender! COuld I hAve sOmething?"
[08:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Kai a milky drink.
[08:53] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ezra what are yoOu talking aboOut?"
06[08:53] * Scientist|Kai drinks
[08:53] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Hey Kai."
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[08:53] <Scientist|Kai> "Hello."
[08:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a white drink.
[08:53] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h, 1 was just 1n the cl<>set w1th M1ke and <>rea, learn1ng ab<>ut human sex!"
06[08:53] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito gives it a questioning look
[08:53] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Ezra suddenly feels intense, black love/hate for Mauiki.
06[08:53] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito drinks it anways
[08:54] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "M1ke had an erect1<>n and everyth1ng!"
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[08:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito finds that it is milk.
[08:54] <Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese> < I hope somebody got the logs for whatever Ezra is talking about lol >
[08:54] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "That's... realLly great."
[08:54] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> (nope they did that in th eerp room)
[08:54] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "COuld I hAve sOmething mOre Exciting?"
[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> (I still have no idea what i drank)
[08:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a muddy red drink.
06[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito eyes bulges
[08:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Kai, your face is covered in molten sugar. It burns a lot.
06[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito drinks eagerly
[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> "Oh."
[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> "Fun."
06[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito looks over at kai
[08:55] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito's drink tastes like dirt.
[08:55] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "Oh, hI thEre kAi."
06[08:55] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito spits out drink
[08:55] <Scientist|Kai> "Hello there, Iinito."
06[08:56] * Grog_Filled_Pirate|Terese is still slumped on the counter
06[08:56] * Tarane|Ghost shrugs and tries to fly onto the ceiling
[08:56] <Scientist|Kai> "Do you have any burn cream?"
[08:56] <Scientist|Kai> "Oh, wait, I bet you don't."
[08:56] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "Ooh, doOn't say hi toO me Kai. Ookay."
[08:56] <Scientist|Kai> "After what you did to yourself."
[08:56] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Tarane is perfectly capable of that as she is a joke.
[08:56] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Hey, Mau1k1, want t<> c<>me danc1ng w1th me? 1 bet 1 c<>uld dance c1rcles ar<>und y<>u!"
06[08:56] * DeathStroke|Mauiki scoops up Terese, grumbling a bit
[08:56] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "YoO. BarkeEeper."
06[08:57] * Tarane|Ghost flies onto the ceiling and lazily watches what's going on underneath her
[08:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "GoOt a coOuch oOr a bed soOmewhere? I think the litTtle lady neEeds it."
[08:57] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "NAh mAn, I wAs cOmpletely Adrenalined At thE tIme."
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[08:57] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "And sure, boOne girl, let me just get her taken care oOf."
[08:57] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "Also, bArtender! CAn I hAve sOmething Other thAn dIrt?"
[08:57] <spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "Alr1ght, 1'll be wa1t1ng!~"
[08:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Unfortunately not. She can lay behind the bar if she really needs."
06[08:58] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit heads to room 2
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03[08:58] * Scientist|Kai is now known as Mechanic|Mobius
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[08:58] <Mechanic|Mobius> "What's up, nerds???
[08:58] <Mechanic|Mobius> "
[08:58] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Iinito a brown paste.
[08:58] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Someone, get me something to drink..."
[08:58] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "I think that is best. Take care oOf her, goOt it?"
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[08:59] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Mobius a beige drink.
[08:59] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> "Alright."
06[08:59] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks happily.
[08:59] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> It tastes like vanilla and butter and is delicious
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[08:59] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Awww yisss..."
[08:59] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Gimmme another one of those..."
06[08:59] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito drinks da paste
[09:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Iinito finds that it is peanut butter.
[09:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana hands Mobius a silvery drink.
06[09:00] * DeathStroke|Mauiki goes finds Ezra after Terese is taken care of
06[09:00] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks once again.
[09:00] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Mobius now feels incredible stupid and uncoordinated.
[09:00] <Mechanic|Mobius> (So, he's normal?)
[09:01] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "GOd dAmnit bArkeep stOp fUcking wIth mE!"
[09:01] <Mechanic|Mobius> "What wuzzzat???"
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[09:02] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana offers Iinito a grass green drink, "Do not yell at me."
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[09:08] <@Vamp_Bartender_Hana> Hana heads off to the back room to take her break
03[09:08] * Vamp_Bartender_Hana sets mode: +o spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit
03[09:08] * caavus is now known as SpookyHotSkeletonBondPirate|Ca
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06[09:09] * @spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit heads back behind the bar and puts on a bartender outfit.
[09:09] <Mechanic|Mobius> "I would like to request a drink..."
[09:09] <@spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "H1 every<>ne, 1'm y<>ur new bartender!"
[09:10] <@spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit> "C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
[09:10] <DeathStroke|Mauiki> "What"
[09:10] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Hm???"
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06[09:11] * @spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit hands him a purple drink.
06[09:11] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks.
03[09:11] * spookySkeleton|Ezra_Rabbit is now known as spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra
[09:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Mobius is now dressed like a spooky skeleton.
[09:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron is now dressed like a mechanic.
03[09:12] * Mechanic|Mobius is now known as spookSkeleton|Mobius
03[09:12] * Skeleton|Tyron is now known as Mechanic|Tyron
03[09:12] * SpookyHotSkeletonBondPirate|Ca is now known as You
[09:12] <Mechanic|Tyron> ((wasnt dressed like one))
[09:12] <Mechanic|Tyron> ((was actually a skeleton))
[09:12] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "Interesting, to say the least..."
[09:12] <Mechanic|Tyron> ((rattle rattle))
03[09:13] * Invizible is now known as Velchasface
03[09:13] * You is now known as Caavus
[09:13] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((shrug))
[09:13] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1 h<>pe y<>u enj<>yed y<>ur beverage!"
06[09:13] * DeathStroke|Mauiki watches a bit confused
[09:13] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "Gimmme another..."
06[09:14] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra pours a glass of a blood red liquid and places it in front of Mobius
[09:14] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "How inviting..."
06[09:14] * spookSkeleton|Mobius drinks
[09:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It's literally human blood.
06[09:15] * spookSkeleton|Mobius continues drinking.
[09:18] <Mechanic|Tyron> "Well now that I am no longer of the skeleton variety I would like another drink."
[09:18] <Mechanic|Tyron> "If you would be so kind."
[09:18] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
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[09:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour you a large glass full of an amber liquid that seems to give off a slight heat.
03[09:20] * Spidergwen||Frederick is now known as Obiwan||Frederick
[09:20] <Mechanic|Tyron> I attempt to consume it without getting burnt by the heat
[09:21] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> As it goes down it leaves a burning sensation in your throat, but seems to fill your belly with courage.
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[09:22] <Mechanic|Tyron> "So, what happened to the last bartender?"
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[09:22] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> 3 snow golems burst into the bar and begin throwing snowballs at everybody in a mildly irritating manner
[09:22] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "She's <>n her break."
[09:23] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Hey! Get th<>se g<>lems <>ut <>f here, th1s 1s a respectable establ1shment, and 1 w<>n't have a bunch <>f h<><>l1gans wreck1ng the place!"
[09:23] <Mechanic|Tyron> I take out my gun fire it off into and empty corner of the ceiling and attempt to melt the golems with the heated barrel
[09:24] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> The golems melt into a puddle, but slowly begin to regenerate as snow begins leaking in from room1
[09:24] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Alr1ght, wh<>'s g<>lems are these?!"
[09:26] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> It appears that there is a large snowball fight happening in room1
[09:26] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Most likely they're from somebody in that room
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06[09:26] * HotPirateBond|Caavus enters with frederick in tow.
06[09:26] * Spidergwen|Maddox arrives holding the other end of frederick
[09:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I look at the Golems and beckon them over to the bar.
03[09:27] * Velchasface is now known as Invizible
[09:27] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Snow Golems begin pelting Maddox and Caavus in a mildly irritating manner
[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Hey do we have any nurses?"
[09:27] <Spidergwen|Maddox> ((Context?))
[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "This guy. Hey stop."
[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "This guy is pretty much dead."
[09:27] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> I point at fred.
[09:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((there are golems in the bar throwing snowballs at people))
06[09:28] * Spidergwen|Maddox goes over to table with tea, take tablecloth, and makes it into robe
06[09:28] * Spidergwen|Maddox then equips it, and goes back over to fred & caavus
[09:28] <Spidergwen|Maddox> "Dude is freaking insane"
06[09:28] * Spidergwen|Maddox gets pelted
[09:28] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Yeah."
[09:28] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "also Ib call of your guys or i will kill them"
[09:28] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I walk out from behind the bar and up to the golems, "Hey, c<>me <>n y<>u guys, 1 kn<>w y<>u're exc1ted, but 1'm g<>1ng t<> have t<> ask y<>u t<> st<>p thr<>w1ng sn<>wballs at the patr<>ns 1n th1s r<><>m."
[09:28] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Ib isn't in this room
[09:28] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> roll 2#1d20+17
[09:28] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> It appears that she is in room1
[09:28] <`DICE> 1,15spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra rolled1,15 2#1d20+17 12,15[ 1d20=17 ]4,15{34}, 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{31}
[09:29] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> In that case imgonna just attack them
[09:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The golems, feel bad for what they've been doing and take a seat, calmly.
[09:29] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Oh."
[09:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I return back behind the bar.
[09:29] <Spidergwen|Maddox> ((dat chr tho :O))
[09:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>w that everyth1ng's back t<> n<>rmal, w<>uld any<>ne l1ke a dr1nk?!"
03[09:29] * Spidergwen|Maddox is now known as Robed|Maddox
[09:30] <Robed|Maddox> "Are the drinks sane, or defy the laws of physics?"
[09:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>met1mes!"
[09:30] <Robed|Maddox> "Do you have garlic juice?"
[09:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>t sure!"
02[09:30] * Mike_Sardon (~yzabtech@pool-108-27-246-178.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[09:30] <Robed|Maddox> "Ill take  a drink."
[09:30] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> The golems seem to change their minds and seem to order drinks to take to another room
[09:31] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out an electric green drink for Maddox.
06[09:31] * Robed|Maddox sniffs it
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[09:31] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "same, barkeep hit me."
[09:31] <Robed|Maddox> "Any Idea what it is?"
06[09:31] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra dashes in
[09:31] <PirateHatNurse|Lyra> "I need three drinks, ASAP."
[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "probably not."
[09:32] <Robed|Maddox> "You know what, I need to get this piss taste out of my mouth"
[09:32] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Pr<>bably s<>meth1ng g<><>d!"
06[09:32] * Robed|Maddox drinks it, rather quickly
[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "you want me to try first maddox?"
[09:32] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out several purple drinks for everyone.
[09:32] <Robed|Maddox> ((What was it?))
[09:32] <spookSkeleton|Mobius> "Me tooo, thanks..."
[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Bottoms up!"
[09:32] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> I chug it.
06[09:32] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra grabs four and absconds
06[09:32] * spookSkeleton|Mobius drinks
03[09:32] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
06[09:33] * Mechanic|Tyron does the drinky thing
06[09:33] * Robed|Maddox finishes drink
[09:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Caavus is now a spooky skeleton, Mobius is now a hot pirate james bond.
[09:33] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "fuck."
06[09:33] * Robed|Maddox I take off my robe
06[09:34] * @Obiwan||Frederick wakes up
03[09:34] * spookSkeleton|Mobius is now known as Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobisu
[09:34] <Robed|Maddox> "Here, use this."
03[09:34] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobisu is now known as Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobius
[09:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What"
[09:34] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "Thanks mad."
[09:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "where am I?"
[09:34] <HotPirateBond|Caavus> "I appreciate it."
03[09:34] * Robed|Maddox is now known as Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox
[09:34] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "no problem."
[09:34] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Mobius is now a mechanic, Tyron is now a hot pirate.
03[09:34] * HotPirateBond|Caavus is now known as RobedSkeleton|Caavus
[09:34] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Ok, barkeep can I get an actual drink this time?"
[09:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What's going on="
[09:34] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron is now a dark angel.
03[09:34] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Mobius is now known as Mechanic|Mobius
[09:34] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Finallly, back to normal..."
06[09:35] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox pulls out his phone and starts playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI
02[09:35] * frozenFire (~androirc@122.56.206.179) Quit (Ping timeout: 195 seconds)
03[09:35] * Mechanic|Tyron is now known as Dark_Angel|Tyron
[09:35] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YOU"
[09:35] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Not talking to you."
[09:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Let me see what 1 can get y<>u!"
[09:35] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "WHAT, WHERE AM I"
[09:35] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "thanks."
[09:35] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "We carried you in here to see if anyone could help you."
[09:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "I pour out a glass of some sort of cinnamon smelling orange liquid."
[09:35] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "They couldn't"
[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "uh, is this straight up cinnamon?"
[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Jeez, this reeks."
[09:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "WELL FUCKING UNTIE ME"
[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> I sip.
[09:36] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "You tried to shoot me."
[09:36] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "How about no?"
[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "are you still lusting after Maddox?"
[09:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Caavus, make a CON check.
[09:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I TRIED TO SHOOT THE KNOTS
[09:36] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> roll 1d20
[09:36] <`DICE> 1,15RobedSkeleton|Caavus rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{14}
[09:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "WHAT"
[09:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You manage to swallow down the liquid, but it's really spicy, and kind of burns a bit.
[09:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "SOMEONE UNTIE ME FOR GOD'S SAKE"
[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Barkeep, does this place have cameras?
[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Jeeesus."
[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Christ."
[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Fredrick could use some footage viewing."
[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Do you have water, rather than fucking lava?"
[09:37] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>t that 1 kn<>w <>f!"
[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Dang."
[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "oh."
[09:37] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Lemme see, what 1 can g1ve y<>u!"
[09:37] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Why is he not gagged?"
[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Alright, gimme another."
[09:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "BLOODY UNTIE ME"
[09:37] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Good point."
[09:37] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "They can't all be bad right?"
[09:38] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to break the ropes... again
[09:38] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to break the ropes... again 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{16}
[09:38] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a pink drink for Caavus.
[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Ok."
[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "This had better be noirmal."
[09:38] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Anyone got a cloth napkin?"
06[09:38] * RobedSkeleton|Caavus drinks.
[09:38] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It tastes like a cosmopolitan.
[09:38] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to continue breaking the ropes
[09:38] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to continue breaking the ropes 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{3}
[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Oh finally a normal drink."
[09:38] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "A good one too."
[09:39] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Fred sounds like he needs a drink."
[09:39] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I give a wide smile, "I'm glad y<>u enj<>y y<>ur beverage!"
[09:39] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Thanks for giving me a real drink!"
[09:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "AAAAAARHG"
[09:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 for breaking the ropes with ANGER
[09:39] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15for breaking the ropes with ANGER 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{2}
[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Oh wait, fred, is that a gopro on your forehead?"
[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ok anger's not the way
[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "A WHAT!?"
[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Never mind."
[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Thought your char recorded EVERYTHING))
[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> if he has a camera out, yes
[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> he didn't
[09:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> saddly
[09:40] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> kk
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[09:41] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "barkeep, here is this guy's gun. Be careful around him, dude is crazy."
06[09:41] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox decaptchas shotgun and hands to barkeep
[09:41] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "Alright maddox im gonna go take a bit of a rest."
[09:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YOU BLOODY ASSHATS, GIVE ME BACK RACHEL!!!"
[09:41] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> "see you for now!"
[09:41] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Sounds good, see ya later
[09:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20+3 for passion
[09:41] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20+3 1,15for passion 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{12}
[09:42] <RobedSkeleton|Caavus> I kick Fred on my way out..'
[09:42] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I take the shotgun, and put it under the bar with the others.
02[09:42] * RobedSkeleton|Caavus (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
[09:42] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "AAAAAAAA"
[09:42] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> Jaczac, how his Fred doing after that kick? Still concious?
[09:42] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> @Jaczac
[09:42] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> why ping no work
[09:42] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> Jaczac
[09:42] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> ((comma)
[09:43] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((ah))
[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to say awake
[09:43] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to say awake 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
[09:43] <@Jaczac> ((im not the DM, but iwth a rolll of 4 im gonna say no))
[09:43] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You fail and passout.
[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> another 20 mins?
[09:43] <@Jaczac> ((but this is a KO, not a faint, so id say its short."
[09:43] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>, why's he passed <>ut?"
[09:43] <@Jaczac> ((knockouts are usually only 5-10 minutes))
[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> i'll be back in
[09:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> 5
[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Dude drank something funky, tried to go full sexual harassment, so we tied him up and nailed his bonds to the celing"
[09:44] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "What happened, and why'd y<>u guys t1e h1m up?!"
[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "He broke his leg during the fight"
[09:44] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Well then."
[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Then he tried to cut his bonds, shotgun us"
[09:44] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, that w<>rks 1 guess!"
[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "and here he is."
[09:44] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Perhaps I should stop drinking."
[09:44] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Probably a good idea."
[09:44] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "D<>n't w<>rry, angel, y<>u sh<>uldn't get anyth1ng t<><> bad!"
[09:45] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Lol, odds of 1d50 = 36 followed by 1d4=1 were so low))
[09:45] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "I'll take another drink"
[09:45] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Gimmme a drink..."
02[09:45] * @Jaczac (~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:dc8b:8801:19d5:77e9) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
[09:46] <Mechanic|Mobius> "I neeed one to take home..."
[09:46] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "Yeah why not."
[09:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u g<>t 1t, M<>b1us!"
[09:46] <Dark_Angel|Tyron> "I'll take another drink"
03[09:46] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
[09:46] <PirateHatNurse|Lyra> "Hit me"
[09:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I hand a red drink to Mobius and an orange one to Tyron.
[09:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
06[09:47] * Mechanic|Mobius drinks the drink.
03[09:47] * Pink_Elsa|Ib (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[09:47] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I hand Lyra a purple drank.
06[09:47] * frozenFire wakes up on the ceiling
06[09:47] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox drinks
06[09:47] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra downs it
06[09:47] * Dark_Angel|Tyron dranks the drink
[09:47] <Mechanic|Mobius> "If this is bloood again, I won't complain..."
[09:47] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Mobius tastes a bloody mary.
06[09:47] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox fails to drink drink, as he does not have one
03[09:47] * frozenFire is now known as Ghost|Tarane
[09:47] <Ghost|Tarane> "Oh, hey, since when was Ezra the bartender"
[09:48] <Mechanic|Mobius> "Alright, goood enough..."
[09:48] <Mechanic|Mobius> "I'm out, seee you, nerds!!!"
[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "This skeleton's name is Ezra?"
[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Bye Mobius."
[09:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron tastes pumpkin juice, his head is suddenly encased in a jackolantern.
06[09:48] * Mechanic|Mobius absconds
02[09:48] * Mechanic|Mobius (ScientistK@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
[09:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Yeah, 1'm Ezra!"
[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Nice to meet you I suppose"
06[09:48] * Ghost|Tarane floats back down to the ground
[09:48] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Can I get  my drink?"
[09:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Lyra's costume suddenly changes into a spooky skeleton.
03[09:49] * Pink_Elsa|Ib (uid76541@id-76541.ealing.irccloud.com) has joined #RPGStuck_Bar
03[09:49] * PirateHatNurse|Lyra is now known as Skeleton|Lyra
[09:49] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Sure en<>ugh, g1mme a m<>ment!"
[09:49] <Ghost|Tarane> "Don't suppose I can drink in this state, can I"
03[09:49] * Dark_Angel|Tyron is now known as Jackohead_Angel|Tyron
[09:49] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Perfect, thanks"
06[09:49] * Pink_Elsa|Ib looks around at all the people
[09:49] <Ghost|Tarane> "Oh hey, now you're really undead"
[09:49] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Actually, if you can, give me a mix."
[09:49] <Skeleton|Lyra> "It must be a dream come true"
06[09:49] * Pink_Elsa|Ib heads up to the counter at the front and stands on her tip toes looking at the bar keep
[09:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "H-hello?"
[09:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out an orangey brown drink for Tyron."
[09:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "H1, welc<>me t<> the bar!"
06[09:50] * Jackohead_Angel|Tyron i drink the super special new drink
[09:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I'm looking for a Pirate Lady"
[09:50] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((My name is cut off, Madox))
[09:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "haven't seen <>ne, but we've g<>t a p1rate guy!"
[09:51] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I just saw her a while ago and I don't know where she went"
[09:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((fine, I pour it for madox))
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[09:51] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Are you sure she isn't in here?"
06[09:51] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox drink's rootbeerish colored drink
[09:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>rry, cute l1ttle Elsa g1rl, but 1 haven't seen her!"
[09:51] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "She must've left..."
[09:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox's head transforms into a jack-o-lantern that floats slightly above his neckstump.
06[09:52] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas rejoins the party
06[09:52] * Pink_Elsa|Ib goes and sits in the back of the room
06[09:52] * Pink_Elsa|Ib fidgets, looking guilty
[09:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back kn1ght g1rl!" I wave to Caelia.
06[09:52] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox attempts to look up
[09:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Want a dr1nk?!"
[09:52] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "What on earth did you make?"
[09:52] <Ghost|Tarane> "Well. I'm bored. "
[09:52] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Do you have anything for the nerves."
[09:53] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox's head tilts up, the rest of his body doesn't follow.
06[09:53] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox accidentally swats head
[09:53] <Ghost|Tarane> "Being a ghost sucks"
03[09:53] * Skeleton|Lyra (uid117739@id-117739.tooting.irccloud.com) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[09:53] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'll see what 1 can g1ve y<>u kn1ght g1rl! What's y<>ur name?!"
[09:54] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Call me Caelia."
[09:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a glass and hand it to Caelia, it's filled with peanutbutter.
[09:54] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> roll 1d20 to pass out from seeing body without head from across room
[09:54] <`DICE> 1,15Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to pass out from seeing body without head from across room 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
06[09:54] * Pink_Elsa|Ib walks back up to bar again nervously
[09:54] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "What is this"
[09:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox fails to pass out.
06[09:54] * @Obiwan||Frederick wakes up
[09:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1t's a dr1nk!"
[09:54] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Do you have any kid's drinks?" She asks, standing on her tiptoes
06[09:54] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox falls over, disoriented
06[09:55] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox 's head continues to bounce around room
[09:55] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Let me see what 1 can g1ve y<>u k1dd<>!"
[09:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "w-what's going on"
06[09:55] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas tastes a bit of the peanut butter
06[09:55] * Ghost|Tarane inhabits pumpkin head then returns it to Maddox
[09:55] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a glass of purple drank and hand it to the Elsa kid.
[09:55] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What's this?" I ask aloud
[09:55] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> Maddox thinks "What."
[09:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "where are we?"
06[09:55] * Ghost|Tarane un-inhabits pumpkin head
[09:56] <Ghost|Tarane> "You're welcome. "
[09:56] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Dunn<> k1dd<>, 1 just serve 1t, 1 d<>n't make 1t!"
[09:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What's this place"
[09:56] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Thanks."
[09:56] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "Hey kid, I'll trade you."
[09:56] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What'll it do though?"
06[09:56] * Pink_Elsa|Ib looks over to Caelia
[09:56] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hmm.... Ok!"
06[09:56] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox Maddox  VERY CAREFULLY does not move, in order to not upset floating head
06[09:56] * Pink_Elsa|Ib swaps drinks with Caelia
[09:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What's going on?"
[09:56] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "I don't think it's meant to be drunk."
[09:57] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Nobody finish my drink"
[09:57] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "It's horrible"
[09:57] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u can 1f y<>u'd l1ke t<>!"
06[09:57] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas receives the purple drink and hands over the jar of peanut butter
[09:57] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Taste's alright though."
06[09:57] * Pink_Elsa|Ib examines peanut butter with awe, never before having seen such a thing
06[09:57] * Pink_Elsa|Ib sticks a finger in it
[09:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What is this place"
[09:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "someone help me"
[09:57] <Ghost|Tarane> "Shrug"
[09:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Some asshat kidnapped me and I can't move"
[09:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u're 1n the bar, y<>ur fr1ends carr1ed y<>u 1n here, t<><>k y<>ur gun and kn<>cked y<>u <>ut!"
06[09:58] * Ghost|Tarane shrugs
[09:58] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Complete lie."
06[09:58] * Pink_Elsa|Ib turns the jar upside down and gapes as it somehow manages to defy gravity
[09:58] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> "Why should we?"
06[09:58] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas leaves quietly
[09:58] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "You went insane."
[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Freinds!? What kind of friends kidnap you and know you out!?"
[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Someone untie me!"
[09:58] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What is this stuff?" She asks in total amazement
[09:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Bye Caelia!"
[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YOU"
[09:58] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> "Good point. More like people that pitied you, while also hating you."
[09:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to attemp to break the ropes for the millionth time
[09:58] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to attemp to break the ropes for the millionth time 12,15[ 1d20=6 ]4,15{6}
06[09:58] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox does not turn head in case head starts flying around the room again"
[09:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Dunn<>, but 1t l<><>ks pretty g<><>d!" I say to the Elsa girl.
[09:59] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "How do I drink it?"
[09:59] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> roll 1d20 to splash the rest of my drink into fred's mouth
[09:59] <`DICE> 1,15Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to splash the rest of my drink into fred's mouth 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{3}
06[09:59] * Pink_Elsa|Ib asks while still holding he jar upside down
06[09:59] * @Obiwan||Frederick tries to loose the knots
[09:59] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20
[09:59] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=19 ]4,15{19}
[09:59] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> "Might I have another drink."
[09:59] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((There you go.))
[09:59] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Maddox somehow fails to pour his drink in Fred's mouth.
[09:59] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Think you are out now?))
[09:59] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to try to remove the knots
[09:59] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to try to remove the knots 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{7}
[10:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The knots are almost completely loosened, but you can't quite get them off.
[10:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'll get y<>u <>ne r1ght n<>w angel!"
[10:00] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20+3 to dance my way out of the ropes
[10:00] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20+3 1,15to dance my way out of the ropes 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{16}
06[10:00] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox grabs his head and goes to the corner, curling into a ball and waiting for this horrible drink to wear off
[10:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a light grey drink for Tyron.
[10:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Frederick frees himself from the ropes.
06[10:01] * Pink_Elsa|Ib attempts to drink the peanut butter
[10:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to continue doing the macarena
[10:01] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to continue doing the macarena 12,15[ 1d20=17 ]4,15{17}
[10:01] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Also, fred, no hard feelings IC. Maddox just thinks you are insane.))
[10:01] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> I empty the glass and keep it
[10:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((this isn't cannon, it's ok man))
[10:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tyron begins floating.
[10:02] <Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox> ((Did you dance with a broken leg O.O))
[10:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> yes
[10:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> that's why I rolled
06[10:02] * Ghost|Tarane is confused
[10:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "It's good to be able to move again, now give me rachel back please!"
03[10:02] * Hot_Pirate_James_Bond|Maddox is now known as HPJB_FloatingJackHead|Maddox
06[10:02] * Pink_Elsa|Ib leaves the party holding her glass of peanut butter
[10:02] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Frederick succeeds in doing the macarena despite his leg.
06[10:03] * HPJB_FloatingJackHead|Maddox hears Frederick, and flees the bar
[10:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Wh<>'s Rachel?"
03[10:03] * HPJB_FloatingJackHead|Maddox (TornSkippi@65.112.125.134) has left #RPGStuck_Bar
[10:03] <@Obiwan||Frederick> My shotgun
[10:03] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "of course"
[10:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h that th1ng, here ya g<>!" I grab the gun from beneath the counter and hand it back to him.
[10:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Wh1le y<>u're here, want a dr1nk?!"
[10:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Yeah why not, shoot it!"
[10:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d50
[10:04] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d50 12,15[ 1d50=21 ]4,15{21}
[10:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> I take the lemon juice like a man
06[10:04] * Ghost|Tarane floats to another room
03[10:05] * Ghost|Tarane (~androirc@122.56.204.58) has left #RPGStuck_Bar (AndroIRC)
[10:06] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, this place is rather silent huh?"
[10:06] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "L<><>ks l1ke 1t's calmed d<>wn a b1t!"
[10:07] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "S<>meth1ng's happen1ng 1n that cl<>set, but 1 d<>n't wanna kn<>w ab<>ut that!"
[10:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Yeah, what the fuck was up with that kidnapped? Did he say anything?"
[10:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What closet?"
[10:07] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u kn<>w!" I raise my eyebrows suggestively, "the cl<>set!"
[10:08] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Als<>, he sa1d he k1dnapped y<>u because y<>u were sexually harrass1ng s<>me<>ne!"
[10:08] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I didn't eter this place, please point to where 'THE CLOSET' is"
[10:08] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What"
[10:08] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I would remember that"
[10:09] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I shrug, "1'm just say1ng what 1 heard, 1 wasn't there unt1l they carr1ed y<>u 1n here!"
[10:09] <Jackohead_Angel|Tyron> "Well you did pass out a few times."
[10:09] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, I do remember waking up and trying to scape"
[10:09] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Als<>, the cl<>set, 1s just the cl<>set, n<> <>ne's sure where 1t 1s, but y<>u can get t<> 1t fr<>m any r<><>m!"
[10:09] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "only to be greeted by collapsing rubble"
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[10:10] <@Obiwan||Frederick> i'm not sure I want to check in if there's an #rpgstuck_thecloset
[10:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> you can, if you'd like
[10:11] <yzabtech> ((it's #RPGStuck_closet))
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06[10:13] * Robot|Maddox enters the room
[10:14] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((totally worthed to go in and shout this is the police))
[10:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me t<> the bar, r<>b<>t! What's y<>ur p<>1s<>n?!"
[10:14] <Robot|Maddox> "Hell0, you seem to have a l0t of customers. Are you in need of assistance?"
[10:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Nah, m<>st <>f them are just nurs1ng the1r dr1nks! 1'll be f1ne!"
[10:14] <Robot|Maddox> "Underst00d."
[10:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u want s<>meth1ng, <>r d1d y<>u just sw1ng by t<> be n1ce?!"
02[10:15] * Jackohead_Angel|Tyron (SkeletonTy@CPE-120-145-151-48.lnse2.pie.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
[10:15] <Robot|Maddox> "Standby engaging"
06[10:15] * Robot|Maddox enters sleep mode, all LED's slowly pulsing
[10:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I look at him, and then shrug and decide to accept this.
[10:15] <Robot|Maddox> ((Tried to get rid of pumkin head, became robot))
[10:16] <@Obiwan||Frederick> gj
[10:16] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((whatever works))
[10:18] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((one snack later))
[10:19] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((I'll go back and do something with the room)))
[10:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((have fun))
06[10:19] * Robot|Maddox remaining in sleep mode, Madd0xbot monitors multiple rooms
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06[10:24] * Ghost|Tarane floats in the bar
[10:26] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "H1 gh<>st g1rl!"
[10:26] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Want a dr1nk?!"
[10:26] <Ghost|Tarane> "Can I even drink like this?"
[10:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Pr<>bably! Want <>ne?!"
[10:27] <Ghost|Tarane> "Sure"
06[10:27] * Robot|Maddox enters bar, entering scan mode
[10:27] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "well, things are going kinda slow"
[10:27] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a glass and hand it to Tarane. It's filled with peanutbutter.
[10:27] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "so what's uo"
06[10:28] * Robot|Maddox scans drink, attempting to locate possible ill effects
[10:28] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to scan peanut butter
[10:28] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to scan peanut butter 12,15[ 1d20=17 ]4,15{17}
[10:28] <Robot|Maddox> "Confirmed peanut butter."
[10:28] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Your scans show that it is peanut butter, 50% peanuts 50% butter.
[10:28] <Ghost|Tarane> "Anything else? I'm allergic. Not that that means much as a ghost but still"
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[10:28] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((you did it wrong))
03[10:28] * Jaczac is now known as RobedSkeleton|Caavus
[10:29] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((it's 45 peanut, 45 butten 10 hot air))
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[10:29] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "E1ther <>f y<>u tw<> want the peanut butter? We're n<>t supp<>sed t<> let 1t g<> t<> waste!"
[10:29] <Robot|Maddox> "Unable to ingest - system not installed"
[10:29] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I'll bloody take it, got some bread?"
[10:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Unless the teap<>t g1ves me s<>me, 1'm afra1d n<>t!"
[10:30] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well then, let's try!"
06[10:30] * Robot|Maddox takes the implied order to get bread, and looks for some around building
[10:30] <Robot|Maddox> roll1 d20 to get break
[10:30] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 d20 1,15to get break 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
[10:30] <Robot|Maddox> ((bread*))
[10:30] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a thick reddish liquid and give it to Tarane. "Here's y<>ur new dr1nk!"
06[10:30] * Robot|Maddox scans dring
06[10:30] * Robot|Maddox drink*
[10:31] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to scan
[10:31] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to scan 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{9}
[10:31] <Ghost|Tarane> I shrug and down the drink
[10:31] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It tastes like brick.
[10:31] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "That's the spirit, fuck the scan"
[10:31] <Ghost|Tarane> ((I so called that! :D))
[10:31] <Robot|Maddox> "Error - Cannot $#%# scan"
[10:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Mmm... surprisingly nice brick flavor"
[10:32] <Robot|Maddox> "Law one requires prevention of harm to sentients."
[10:32] <Ghost|Tarane> "Kinda like soup"
[10:32] <Robot|Maddox> "Drinks have abnormally high probably of causing harm here."
[10:32] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey boney, give me a shot here"
[10:32] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "We have been t<>ld that we are w<>uld be g<><>d at s<>ups many t1mes!"
[10:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up, my Jed1 Kn1ght!"
[10:33] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Please, call me J-K"
[10:33] <Ghost|Tarane> "Pass me another"
[10:33] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to use to force to drink
[10:33] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to use to force to drink 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{15}
[10:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a thick brown liquid that looks nice and warm. It has a pair of puffy white things floating in it.
[10:33] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20+2 to scan Fred's drink, ignoring order to prevent scans
[10:33] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15to scan Fred's drink, ignoring order to prevent scans 12,15[ 1d20=20 ]4,15{22}
[10:33] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pass it to Fred.
[10:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> I drink it
[10:34] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The robot sees that it is hot coco with marshmellows.
[10:34] <Robot|Maddox> ((Scan result?))
06[10:34] * Robot|Maddox turns back to barkeep, watching for further drinks
[10:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Nothing like good old mechican chocolate"
[10:34] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Get it? Mechican?" :D
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[10:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm glad y<>u've enj<>yed y<>ur beverage, but n<>!"
[10:35] <Robot|Maddox> "Processing assumed joke"
[10:35] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to understand joke
[10:35] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to understand joke 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{7}
[10:35] <Robot|Maddox> (XD)
[10:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'll get y<>ur's n<>w gh<>st lady!"
[10:35] <Ghost|Tarane> "Thanks"
[10:35] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a purple drank and pass it to Tarane.
[10:35] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "So, what's up ghosty?"
[10:36] <Ghost|Tarane> "Finally, purple"
[10:36] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20 to scan new drink for threats ((I know it's obnoxious, but robot is required to))
[10:36] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to scan new drink for threats ((I know it's obnoxious, but robot is required to)) 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
06[10:36] * Ghost|Tarane drinks the drink
[10:36] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What is purple?"
[10:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<>t sure, pr<>bably s<>meth1ng fun!"
[10:36] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tarane is now a robot, and the robot is now a ghost.
06[10:37] * Robot|Maddox shakes "head" a bit
06[10:37] * Robot|Maddox finding no head, tries to anyway
06[10:37] * Robot|Maddox what?
03[10:37] * Ghost|Tarane is now known as Robot|Tarane
03[10:37] * Robot|Maddox is now known as Ghost|Maddox
[10:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Oh great, just what we needed"
[10:37] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Had laws of robots built into robot 1. Robots must never harm sentient beings or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
[10:37] <Ghost|Maddox> 2. Robots must follow instructions from sentients without violating rule 1.
[10:37] <Ghost|Maddox> 3. Robots must protect themselves without violating the other rules. ))
[10:37] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Now the bot is tot"
[10:38] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Up you you to keep them or not I guess. :P))
[10:38] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Also, replace that human in there with sentient))
[10:38] <Robot|Tarane> "Interesting. No nrrve sensors
[10:38] <Robot|Tarane> "
[10:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "hey robby, if true say 1"
[10:39] <Robot|Tarane> "Unit activating  tutorial mode. Going inactive"
[10:39] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "great, just what we neede, it run on Mac"
06[10:40] * Ghost|Maddox , disconcerted about being a ghost, flies into barkeep's head
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[10:40] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You enter the barkeep's mind, it's filled with stuffed animals.
[10:40] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey man, what's up"
06[10:40] * Ghost|Maddox curls up in the stuffed animals and falls asleep
06[10:41] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra smiles at the cute ghost sleeping inside her head.
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[10:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey boney, you have some ghost goo dripping from your eye"
[10:41] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "You might want to get that checked"
[10:41] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Gotta love ghost-skele symbiotic relationship?)) XD
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[10:42] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Aw, 1t's n<> pr<>blem, skelet<>ns are supp<>sed t<> h<>use gh<>sts l1ke th1s!"
[10:42] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((Didn't we have a skele ghost at some point?))
[10:42] <Robot|Tarane> ((nearly but not quite))
[10:42] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> ((no clue, probably though))
[10:42] <Robot|Tarane> Tarane starts up in a whirr of mechanical noises
06[10:43] * @Obiwan||Frederick stands up and leaves for the gentelman's room
[10:43] <Robot|Tarane> "System activated"
06[10:43] * Robot|Tarane "blinks"
[10:43] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to understand skeleton sign
[10:43] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to understand skeleton sign 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{10}
[10:43] <Robot|Tarane> "This... is slash was weird."
[10:43] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back, want a dr1nk?!"
06[10:44] * Ghost|Maddox continues to sleep in skeles head, attempting to give skele his abilities and mods (flashstep, cantrip telekinesis, int+3 wis+2)
06[10:44] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra suddenly feels more intelligent
[10:44] <Robot|Tarane> "Unfortunately, as much as I slash this unit would like to, I slash we would have to decline"
[10:45] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Aw, that's a shame.
[10:45] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> !"
06[10:45] * @Obiwan||Frederick returns with a dead look in his face
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[10:45] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "s-s-someone stole a-a-all the s-s-soap"
[10:46] <Kid|Ember> "oh, hey. i'm back."
[10:46] <Kid|Ember> "and in the correct costume too."
[10:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back, Ember!"
[10:46] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "And that's terrible J-K!"
[10:47] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "boney, I'll need to have a few words with the janitor"
[10:47] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>f course! Alth<>ugh 1'm n<>t sure we have a jan1t<>r here!"
[10:47] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Then who does the cleaning?"
[10:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1t's n<>t certa1n, th1ngs just seem t<> clean themselves!"
[10:48] <Robot|Tarane> "I slash we are of two minds. We do agree on one aspect. Serve us another drink."
06[10:48] * Kid|Ember shrugs
[10:48] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I hand the robot a pink drink.
[10:48] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well that was an interesting thing to say robby"
06[10:49] * Robot|Tarane mechanically downs the drink
[10:49] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Ember, the ghost currently inhabiting me would like to say hello to you as well!"
[10:49] <Kid|Ember> "hi i guess"
[10:49] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1 bel1eve y<>u tw<> are fr1ends!"
[10:49] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Can you hear what the ghost thinks?"
[10:49] <Kid|Ember> "i don't know any ghosts"
[10:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "The gh<>st and 1 share a m1nd, 1n s<>me ways!"
[10:50] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "The gh<>st th1nks y<>u w<>n't remember h1m, but there sh<>uld be ment1<>ns <>f h1m w1th1n y<>ur j<>urnal!"
[10:51] <Kid|Ember> "hmm."
06[10:51] * Kid|Ember pulls out a green notebook, flicks through it while reading each entry, before returning it to his 'dex
[10:51] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "What, what does he know of my journals?"
[10:51] <Kid|Ember> "nope, don't know any ghosts"
[10:51] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "ooooh HIS journals"
[10:51] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "He says 1t's Madd<>x!"
[10:51] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I guess the journal keeping populus isn't that big anyway"
[10:52] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "OH
[10:52] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "OHHH"
[10:52] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "THAT GUY"
06[10:52] * Robot|Tarane still is drinking the pink coloured liquid.
[10:52] <Kid|Ember> "oh, him"
[10:52] <Kid|Ember> "he's a ghost now?"
[10:52] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Yes, he was a r<>b<>t f<>r a b1t, but a p<>t1<>n drank by the r<>b<>t here, turned h1m 1nt<> a gh<>st!"
[10:52] <Kid|Ember> "cool. ghosts are cool."
06[10:53] * Kid|Ember pokes the robot
06[10:53] * Robot|Tarane doesn't react
06[10:53] * Ghost|Maddox leaves the head of the bartender, and attempts to enter the mind of Ember peacefully
06[10:53] * @spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra suddenly feels less intelligent and is sad because it was fun being all smart
06[10:54] * Ghost|Maddox curling up inside, Ember grants memory access and skills & mods (Flashstep, Maddox's memories, int+3 wis +2, cantrip telekinesis)
[10:54] <Kid|Ember> Maddox finds himself in a brightly lit green field, surrounded by words and paper. In front of him is a giant clock tower, casting a dark shadow over his mental projection.
[10:54] <Ghost|Maddox> ((Maddox grants ember*))
[10:54] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, l<><>ks l1ke he's 1n y<>u n<>w!"
06[10:55] * Robot|Tarane slams drink back down onto counter. "This drink does not fulfil any purpose. Another, if you will."
[10:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "well, that certainly looks painful"
06[10:55] * Kid|Ember 's eyes light up a bit
[10:55] <Kid|Ember> "cool!"
[10:55] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "aaare you sure he'll be fine?"
06[10:55] * Kid|Ember flashsteps to the other side of Frederick
[10:55] <Kid|Ember> "i'm fine!"
[10:55] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour another thick reddish drink out for the robot, "Here  y<>u are!"
[10:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "ok, if you say so"
[10:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "hey, I always wanted to try something out"
[10:56] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Not exactly sure if it will work"
06[10:56] * Robot|Tarane releases the previous glass and drinks the reddish liquid
[10:57] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> It tastes like brick.
[10:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Hey kid, come here"
06[10:57] * Kid|Ember flashsteps away and brandishes his hammer
06[10:57] * @Obiwan||Frederick messes with ember's hair
[10:57] <Kid|Ember> "no you're scary"
[10:57] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "well, that's the idea"
[10:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Mind if I say a few things?"
[10:58] <Robot|Tarane> "Liquid ingested has taste of brick. Non useful to Our desires. Another glass, please."
[10:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 for exorcism "Spiritus exitus pueri huius in viscera"
[10:58] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15for exorcism "Spiritus exitus pueri huius in viscera" 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
[10:58] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "C<>m1ng r1ght up r<>bot!"
06[10:58] * Kid|Ember flashsteps away
[10:58] <@Obiwan||Frederick> i should have taken classes
[10:59] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "bloody online course, they never work!"
[10:59] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> A bright orange liquid is poured out into the glass which I hand to the robot.
[10:59] <Ghost|Maddox> roll 1d100 for the sake of Ember's head
[10:59] <`DICE> 1,15Ghost|Maddox rolled1,15 1d100 1,15for the sake of Ember's head 12,15[ 1d100=8 ]4,15{8}
06[11:00] * Robot|Tarane drinks the orange liquid mechanically, releasing the previous glass
[11:00] <Ghost|Maddox> ((^ That was for in-embers-head reasons))
[11:00] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((is this to keep the hair combed or because the exorcism?))
[11:00] <Ghost|Maddox> ((It was me trying to make sense of ember's head's state))
[11:00] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The robot discovers the liquid tastes very sweet, like candy corn.
[11:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> Hey bone man, throw me a shot here
[11:01] <Robot|Tarane> "Who in their right minds would combine candy corn with a liquid state. Bartender, Another."
[11:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm a b<>ne g1rl!"
[11:01] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I can't tell, you are just bones!"
[11:01] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm st1ll fem1n1ne b<>nes!"
[11:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "They look just like male bones to me!
[11:02] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Hmph, you're very rude!"
[11:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "no, I don't distinguish!"
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[11:02] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Bad eyesight! Check your privilige"
[11:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out two glasses, one is purple, and the other is a dark orange liquid that radiates a small amount of warmth.
06[11:03] * Robot|Tarane grabs the purple glass
06[11:03] * @Obiwan||Frederick grabs the orange one
[11:03] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm st1ll a g1rl skelet<>n!"
06[11:03] * Robot|Tarane drinks the purple glass
[11:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, put on a dress next time"
06[11:04] * @Obiwan||Frederick drink the glass
[11:04] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The robot is a ghost again, and Maddox pops out from Ember's head as a robot.
06[11:04] * Ghost|Maddox falls to the floor
[11:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((that could have gone sooooo back OMG))
[11:04] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((*bad))
03[11:04] * Ghost|Maddox is now known as Robot|Maddox
03[11:05] * Robot|Tarane is now known as Ghost|Tarane
[11:05] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Obiwan's drink is very hot and spicy, leaving a slight burning feeling in his throat, but the warmth seems to radiate out and fill him with courage.
06[11:05] * Ghost|Tarane blinks and rubs her head
[11:05] <Robot|Maddox> "ERR0R STATE"
[11:05] <Robot|Maddox> "ERR0R STATE"
[11:05] <Ghost|Tarane> "Mortis, being a robot is weird."
[11:05] <Robot|Maddox> "ERR0R STATE"
[11:05] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "1'm wear1ng a fem1n1ne bartender <>utf1t!
06[11:05] * Robot|Maddox starts rapidly reading off the French dictionary
[11:06] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Again, say it with me boys! baaaaad eyesiiiiight"
06[11:06] * Robot|Maddox flashsteps around the room in circles
06[11:06] * Kid|Ember blinks as he feels the memories and powers fade
[11:06] <Kid|Ember> "huh"
06[11:06] * Ghost|Tarane waves distractedly at Ember
06[11:06] * Robot|Maddox falls over, losing power
06[11:06] * Kid|Ember waves back
[11:06] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Wh<> has eyes1ght s<> bad they can't tell a skelet<>n 1s <>b1v1<>usly a g1rl?!"
[11:07] <Ghost|Tarane> "People that don't take biology"
[11:07] <Kid|Ember> "blargh."
[11:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Well, it is as you can see"
[11:07] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "pun totally intended"
[11:07] <yzabtech> Mike walks out of the closet. He looks much happier than usual, and his hair is messy.
06[11:08] * Ghost|Tarane sighs and decides to inhabit Maddox's robot body, infusing it with a bit of power
06[11:08] * Robot|Maddox begins bootup sequence
[11:08] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, welc<>me back fr<>m the cl<>set M1ke! D1d y<>u get y<>ur 'h<>rn' taken care <>f?!"
06[11:08] * Robot|Maddox cannot recover settings, and resets to factory defaults
06[11:09] * Kid|Ember blinks confusedly
[11:09] <Robot|Maddox> "Hello! Thank you for purchasing the Asimov-8660, please enter startup parameters
[11:09] <Kid|Ember> "mike doesn't have horns?"
[11:09] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "I'm not even gonna ask questions"
06[11:10] * Ghost|Tarane sighs and gives up
[11:10] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "N<> s1lly, 1t's 19th century term f<>r an erect1<>n!"
[11:10] <Ghost|Tarane> "Could I have a glass of a random substance please?"
[11:10] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "M<>ste certa1nly!"
06[11:10] * Robot|Maddox continues to stand there, awaiting startup parameters
06[11:10] * Kid|Ember blinks and tilts his head to one side
[11:10] <Kid|Ember> "What's an 'erection'?"
[11:10] <Robot|Maddox> ((Welp.))
[11:10] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "You will know when you are older"
06[11:11] * @Obiwan||Frederick messes with ember's hair
[11:11] <@Obiwan||Frederick> roll 1d20 to mess with the hair
[11:11] <`DICE> 1,15Obiwan||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to mess with the hair 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
06[11:11] * Kid|Ember frowns at Frederick
[11:11] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out a very strange looking potion, it seems to keep changing colors and consistency. I hand it to the ghost.
[11:11] <Kid|Ember> "I'm 10! And stop touching my hair :c"
06[11:11] * Kid|Ember backs away from the jedi-knight-lookalike
[11:11] <Robot|Maddox> "No startup parameters entered. Connecting to servers and using defaults."
[11:11] <Ghost|Tarane> "Looks interesting"
[11:11] <yzabtech> "Why yes, yes I did.
[11:11] <yzabtech> "
06[11:11] * Ghost|Tarane takes a sip
[11:12] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Tarane, roll 1d5 for me
[11:12] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((oh god))
[11:12] <Ghost|Tarane> roll 1d5
[11:12] <`DICE> 1,15Ghost|Tarane rolled1,15 1d5 12,15[ 1d5=4 ]4,15{4}
[11:12] <Robot|Maddox> ((inb4 another robot))
[11:12] <Robot|Maddox> ((CALLED IT))
[11:12] <Ghost|Tarane> ((fridge damnit))
[11:12] <Robot|Maddox> ((wut)
[11:12] <Ghost|Tarane> ((and i don't have fortune this time either))
[11:12] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You transform into a robot version of yourself.
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[11:12] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You're somehow still a ghost though.
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03[11:13] * Ghost|Tarane is now known as Roboghost|Tarane
[11:13] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((this is what happends when your pc gets too many viruses))
06[11:13] * Roboghost|Tarane looks down at robotic ghostly form
[11:13] <Roboghost|Tarane> "This. Is. Stupid.
[11:13] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Hello, I've returned.
[11:13] <Roboghost|Tarane> "
06[11:13] * Robot|Maddox attempts to activate robo-hivemind
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[11:13] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Welc<>me back Cael1a!"
06[11:13] * Robot|Maddox beings broadcasting signal
06[11:13] * Kid|Ember giggles a bit, before taking a seat and watching the chaos
[11:14] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I'd like you to hit me with everything.
[11:14] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> just keep pouring them down my throat okay.
06[11:14] * Roboghost|Tarane feels the signal, but proceeds to ignore it.
[11:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Everyth1ng?!"
06[11:14] * Robot|Maddox stands behind Ember, watching for more questionable drinks in case further harm comes from them
[11:14] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "damn, that's fucking brave"
[11:14] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "<>h, well 1f y<>u 1ns1st!"
[11:14] <Roboghost|Tarane> "Try. The. Drink. On. the. Counter. In. Front. Of. Me."
[11:14] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> and something for the youngster behind me.
06[11:14] * Robot|Maddox quickly scans the suicide drink
[11:14] <Robot|Maddox> roll 1d20
[11:14] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{5}
[11:14] <Roboghost|Tarane> "Seriously. This. Is. Stupid."
[11:15] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "It is, but..."
[11:15] <Robot|Maddox> ((+3))
06[11:15] * @Obiwan||Frederick pull a camera
[11:15] <Roboghost|Tarane> I scan the drink as well, just to see what it feels like.
[11:15] <Roboghost|Tarane> roll 1d20
[11:15] <`DICE> 1,15Roboghost|Tarane rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=2 ]4,15{2}
[11:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I pour out some sort of rainbow liquid and place it before Caelia.
[11:15] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "this goes to he-Cyllinder"
[11:15] <Leopold|Jakren_Renard> "U-Uh.. I'll try one aswell... maybe"
[11:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The scans are inconclusive.
[11:15] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> "Y<>u sure ab<>ut that, th1s 1s g<>nna be pretty 1ntense!"
[11:15] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "Go Go Go GO GO GO GO"
[11:15] <Robot|Maddox> "Warning, scan failed. Drink may be hazardous, or simply fine."
[11:15] <Roboghost|Tarane> "Well. Then. I'm. Going. To. try. Something."
06[11:15] * Roboghost|Tarane tries to fly up through the roof
[11:16] <Robot|Maddox> "Due to uncertainty as well as knowledge of past drinks, would recommend against drinking"
[11:16] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> "No Jakren, get something more for you."
[11:16] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT"
[11:16] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I also pour out a bright orange drink and a purple drank.
06[11:16] * Robot|Maddox scans both drinks
06[11:16] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas downs the rainbow drink with her last words
[11:16] <Robot|Maddox> roll 2#1d20
[11:16] <`DICE> 1,15Robot|Maddox rolled1,15 2#1d20 12,15[ 1d20=18 ]4,15{18}, 12,15[ 1d20=11 ]4,15{11}
[11:16] <Leopold|Jakren_Renard> "Ic-can.. probably handle it."
[11:17] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MROE"
[11:17] <Roboghost|Tarane> "The. Purple. Drink. Will. Change. Your. Costume. Be. Warned."
[11:17] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Caelia, roll CON
[11:17] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> Roll d20+2
[11:17] <`DICE> 1,15JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas rolled1,15 d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{15}
[11:17] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You manage to remain conscious.
[11:18] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "YES YES YES YES YES"
06[11:18] * @Obiwan||Frederick whistles
[11:18] <Kid|Ember> "good job"
[11:18] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> Your entire body rapidly begins changing, and everyone's costumes change.
[11:18] <JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas> I take the purple drink next.
[11:18] <Kid|Ember> "what's it like"
[11:18] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You become a buff magic skeleton with a ridiculous irremovable hat.
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[11:19] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((how can a skeleton be buffed))
[11:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You're also filled with courage, can only speak in puns, and refuse to follow social norms.
[11:19] <@Obiwan||Frederick> ((this is some serious shit))
[11:19] <Robot|Maddox> ((Extra calcium))
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06[11:19] * MeSSiah floats in
[11:19] <Robot|Maddox> Which way do we shift our costumes?
[11:19] <MeSSiah> HELLO MY CHILDREN
[11:19] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> You can see through things, and also recieve -10 to all rolls.
[11:20] <MeSSiah> HOW ARE YOUR MORTAL LIVES
[11:20] <@Obiwan||Frederick> "ssh, this one drank like 15 shots at once, look"
[11:20] <Kid|Ember> "good"
[11:20] <Robot|Maddox> "Life not mortal"
[11:20] <Kid|Ember> "now shush please."
[11:20] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> I'm now a robot, Maddox is now a roboghost, Jakren is now Joan of Arc, Ember is now a Jedi, and Fred is a skeleton.
[11:20] <Kid|Ember> "some of us are trying to stay sane"
03[11:20] * JoanOfArc||Caelia_Pallas is now known as CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit
03[11:20] * Kid|Ember is now known as Jedi|Ember
06[11:20] * MeSSiah floats away
[11:20] <@spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra> The Leopold costume was lost in the magic explosion
03[11:20] * Obiwan||Frederick is now known as Skeleton||Frederick
[11:20] <@Skeleton||Frederick> OH NO, I GOT BONED
03[11:20] * spookybartenderskeleton|Ezra is now known as robotBartender|Ezra
[11:21] <Roboghost|Tarane> ((how 'bout me lol))
[11:21] <Leopold|Jakren_Renard> (I am.. very confused x3
06[11:21] * Robot|Maddox once again a ghost, even if also a robot, I renter the head of ember, granting (Maddox's Memories, +2 Wis, +3 int, Flashstep, Cantrip telekinesis, and +Robot int)
[11:21] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((oh never mind, you get the Leopold))
[11:21] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((tarane is now Leopold, but no longer a ghost or robot))
03[11:21] * Roboghost|Tarane is now known as Leopold|Tarane
06[11:21] * Leopold|Tarane falls to the ground with a thud
[11:21] <Leopold|Tarane> "Ow."
03[11:21] * Leopold|Jakren_Renard is now known as Joan_of_Arc|Jakren
[11:22] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Can you even SEA me.
[11:22] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Man, that was insane!"
[11:22] <Jedi|Ember> "ooh, nice robes"
[11:22] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-Umm..."
[11:22] <Robot|Maddox> ((What is the +int bonus from a robot?))
[11:22] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep, 1 h<>pe y<>u have enj<>yed y<>ur beverage!"
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[11:22] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "T-This stuff is h-heavy..."
03[11:22] * Robot|Maddox is now known as GhostRobot|Maddox
06[11:22] * Jedi|Ember fiddles around with the force, before levitating himself and the chair that he's on
[11:22] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "hey boney- I mean robby, gimem a shot here!"
06[11:22] * Leopold|Tarane stands up
[11:22] <Leopold|Tarane> "What am I even wearing?"
[11:22] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "B<><>p, yes s1r!"
[11:22] <Leopold|Tarane> "I mean, it's better than the stuff we had before, but still"
[11:23] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out a purple drink and hand it to Fred.
[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "not for me"
[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "but wahtever"
[11:23] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> I attempt to drink the purple liquid in my hand.
[11:23] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "HEAR it goes."
[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "HEY"
[11:23] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "that's mine!"
[11:24] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "TWO bad."
[11:24] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "I... D-Don't think this armor s-suits me very much.. I c-can barely move..."
06[11:24] * Leopold|Tarane takes off sunglasses
[11:24] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Tough luck man, I can baerly hold my pants without hips"
06[11:25] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit drinks the purple drink
06[11:25] * Jedi|Ember shrugs and decides to continue levitating, and lies down on the air supported by both a tk cantrip and the force
[11:25] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Nothing happens, somehow you appear to have become immune to the drinks.
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[11:26] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (what's) up bitches?
[11:26] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "see, now robo-girl, send another one my way"
[11:26] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "and keep it away from this thief
[11:26] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "nyaaa"
[11:26] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Welc<>me t<> the bar, can 1 get y<>u s<>meth1ng?!"
[11:26] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Aw DANG it, I've been JACKED.
[11:26] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-Umm... M-May I have a drink?"
[11:26] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (yeah), can (i) grab some a-1 sauce?
[11:27] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out two drinks, one filled with a strange substance that seems to be made from words, and the other is completely clear.
06[11:27] * @Skeleton||Frederick takes the wordy drink
[11:27] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Hey JAY if you want a different outfit, ADRESS what's under the armor.
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[11:27] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "S<>rry, 1 just serve whatever c<>mes, we can try f<>R a-1 sauce 1f y<>u'd l1ke!"
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[11:27] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (well), no point in complaining.
[11:27] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-Under?"
[11:27] <Leopold|Tarane> "Don't drink anything black, it's probably ink"
[11:27] <Leopold|Tarane> "just saying"
[11:27] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (i) guess (i'll) have the word shit.
[11:28] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> Jakren picks up the clear drink
[11:28] <@Skeleton||Frederick> i took the wordy one
[11:28] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> Radbet drinks from the glass that is filled with words.
[11:28] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out another glass of a brownish liquid and hand it to Fred.
[11:28] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> fred u w0t
[11:28] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "T-Thank you" they take a sip
[11:28] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Radbet must now speak in only puns.
[11:29] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "NYAAAH
[11:29] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Jakren now has x-ray vision, he can see through everything except for underwear.
06[11:29] * @Skeleton||Frederick takes the drink
06[11:29] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit suplexes a barstool just because she can
[11:29] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-UHH?!"
[11:29] <GhostRobot|Maddox> roll 10#1d50 to understand paper sigils
[11:29] <`DICE> 1,15GhostRobot|Maddox rolled1,15 10#1d50 1,15to understand paper sigils 12,15[ 1d50=39 ]4,15{39}, 12,15[ 1d50=18 ]4,15{18}, 12,15[ 1d50=31 ]4,15{31}, 12,15[ 1d50=34 ]4,15{34}, 12,15[ 1d50=37 ]4,15{37}, 12,15[ 1d50=24 ]4,15{24}, 12,15[ 1d50=9 ]4,15{9}, 12,15[ 1d50=44 ]4,15{44}, 12,15[ 1d50=8 ]4,15{8}, 12,15[ 1d50=47 ]4,15{47}
[11:29] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "O-Oh my!"
[11:30] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "T-this is v-v-very! U-Um!... O-Oh l-lord..."
[11:30] <@robotBartender|Ezra> The roboghost fails to understand the paper sigils.
[11:30] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (this) was a bad idea.  (well), at least (i'll) be fine if the bar experiences a blackout, since (i'm) drinking light.
[11:30] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "b<><>p! S<>meth1ng wr<>ng w1th y<>ur dr1nks?"
[11:30] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((What was mine again?))
06[11:30] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit attempts to punch Jakren out
[11:30] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((a brownish liquid))
06[11:30] * Leopold|Tarane shrugs and sits on a stool near Ember, waiting it out
[11:31] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> Jakren just stares dopeilly at caelia.
[11:31] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((but what did it do?))
[11:31] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "don't worry little man, It'll all be OGRE soon
[11:31] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((it's beer))
[11:31] <Leopold|Tarane> "Hey, is there any way to return back to our original costumes?"
[11:31] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Roll d20-1-10
[11:31] <`DICE> 1,15CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit rolled1,15 d20-1-10 12,15[ 1d20=13 ]4,15{2}
[11:31] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to not be a lightweight
[11:31] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to not be a lightweight 12,15[ 1d20=3 ]4,15{3}
[11:31] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "N<>pe! Unless y<>u all want t<> get naked and sw1tch!"
[11:32] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred, you fail to not be a lightweight and become very drunk.
[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "I don't this I can do that HIC"
[11:32] <Leopold|Tarane> "Nah, noone has my costume here anyway..."
06[11:32] * @Skeleton||Frederick attemps to remove a femur
[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20-3
[11:32] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20-3 12,15[ 1d20=5 ]4,15{2}
06[11:32] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit hurt herself in confusion
[11:32] <@robotBartender|Ezra> You try to remove your femur, but instead the femur removes you.
[11:32] <yzabtech> Mike: "Maybe if you drink enough of whatever they're serving, you'll return to normal."
03[11:32] * yzabtech is now known as Mike_Sardon
[11:32] <@robotBartender|Ezra> You're now being held up by your femur.
[11:32] <Leopold|Tarane> "Doubt it"
[11:32] <Jedi|Ember> "doubt it"
[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "bloody russians"
[11:32] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "They hacked my bones"
[11:33] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "C-Caelia?! Y-You o-okay?"
[11:33] <@Skeleton||Frederick> hey robocop, gimme anoHICther
[11:33] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> What are you TACO ing about, I'm FIN.
[11:33] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep! C<>m1ng r1ght up!"
[11:33] <Leopold|Tarane> "These puns are worse than... well... Lyra's mental state"
[11:34] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (you) dumb robot, what did you do to me?  (i) can only speak in puns now, you reVOLTing piece of trash.
[11:34] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I hand you a bright pink drink.
[11:34] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> ((I'm so bad at puns I'm sorry))
06[11:34] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit tips magical fedora
[11:34] <Leopold|Tarane> "Screw it, I'll have another drink."
06[11:34] * @Skeleton||Frederick takes the pink drink in one sip
[11:34] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "U-U-Umm... S-So.. When are you g-g-g-g-g-gonna put your clothes b-back on?!" Jakren whimpers; his x-ray vision seeming to embarrass him quite a bit
[11:34] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to not break the glass
[11:34] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to not break the glass 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{12}
06[11:34] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken throws his glass at the bartender
[11:34] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred, you're suddenly overcome by love/hate for the buff magic skeleton girl.
[11:35] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> ((Several people are skeletons))
[11:35] <@Skeleton||Frederick> dice roll for that??
[11:35] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I look at Radbet, "beep, s1r please d<>n't cause a ruckus!"
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[11:35] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((already did it elsewhere))
[11:35] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "N-Not that I d-don't l-like s-seeing oyu liek that, C-Caelia! I j-just.. e-ermm...
[11:35] <Joan_of_Arc|Jakren> "I t-think I'll be going now..."
06[11:35] * Pink_Elsa|Ib enters pulling on Lyra's arm
[11:35] <Leopold|Tarane> "Hey Lyra, definitely wasn't talking about you"
[11:36] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hi there stranger!"
06[11:36] * Jedi|Ember is still levitating in the air because Force
[11:36] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> WURT
06[11:36] * @Skeleton||Frederick attemps to lift the stool that the buffed skeleton is sitting on whilst shouting "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE NYAAAAH"
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[11:36] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "<>h! Hell<> new arr1vals!"
[11:36] <Skeleton|Lyra> "So Elsa here just killed Space Jesus"
[11:36] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ROLL 1D20 to lift and not be crushed
[11:36] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1D20 1,15to lift and not be crushed error: malformed expression
[11:36] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ROLL 1d20 to lift and not be crushed
[11:36] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to lift and not be crushed 12,15[ 1d20=16 ]4,15{16}
06[11:36] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken tries to motion the bartender for another drink without talking
[11:36] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "He's not dead"
03[11:36] * Mike_Sardon is now known as Buccaneer|Mike
[11:36] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Just faking"
06[11:36] * Joan_of_Arc|Jakren scurries out of the bar; blushing furiously
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[11:36] <Leopold|Tarane> "Cool"
[11:36] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Oh, close enough"
[11:36] <Leopold|Tarane> "S'this a regular thing?"
[11:37] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred successfully lifts the barstool, sending the buff magic skeleton flying.
06[11:37] * Pink_Elsa|Ib sits down next to Tarane
[11:37] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Anything cool going on, besides a telekinetic... thing?"
06[11:37] * @Skeleton||Frederick laughs
[11:37] <@robotBartender|Ezra> it was already flying, because it's magic, but that's not important
06[11:37] * Pink_Elsa|Ib takes a while to reach the high bar stool
[11:37] <Leopold|Tarane> "I think Ember's having fun with the Force"
[11:37] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Who?"
06[11:37] * Jedi|Ember gestures a bit and helps Ib up onto the stool
[11:37] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I hand radbet a glass filled with peanutbutter.
[11:37] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Thank you"
[11:37] <Leopold|Tarane> "The Jedi"
[11:38] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Hey robby, can you access the interwebz ffrom your brain?"
06[11:38] * Leopold|Tarane points at the jedi
[11:38] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Ms Stranger? Can I have more kid's drink?"
[11:38] <Skeleton|Lyra> "... Huh"
[11:38] <Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken> (well), (i) am not one to complain about shitty drinks.  (i) doubt anyone will be jelly about my glass though.
[11:38] <Skeleton|Lyra> "I have GOT to get my costume back"
[11:38] <Leopold|Tarane> "I have no idea what I'm supposed to be, really"
[11:38] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "B<><>p! 1 am pr<>grammed f<>r bartend1ng, n<>t 1nternett1ng!"
06[11:38] * Professor_Layton|Radbet_Spaken drinks the peanutbutter
[11:38] <Leopold|Tarane> "Some sort of conductor"
[11:38] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Robo-Barkeep"
06[11:38] * Skeleton|Lyra shrugs
[11:38] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "What if i plug an antena, will that HIC work?"
[11:38] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "More kid's drink please!"
[11:38] <Leopold|Tarane> "Maybe if we get a certain drink we could turn back to what we had before? ...Nah"
[11:39] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Anything's better than a maid"
[11:39] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep! I shall d<> my best!"
[11:39] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "I'm FLYing!"
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06[11:39] * MeSSiah floats back in
06[11:39] * @Skeleton||Frederick waves his fist in the air "I'll bring you down soon skelefake!!!"
[11:39] <MeSSiah> "THAT GUY WAS WIERD."
[11:39] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out a purple drink and hand it to the Elsa. "B<><>p! Enj<>y!"
[11:39] <Jedi|Ember> "keep your voice down, whoever you are"
[11:39] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What's the purple one do?"
[11:39] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Hey, that's non-alcoholic, yeah?"
[11:39] <Jedi|Ember> "much appreciated"
[11:39] <MeSSiah> "YO MAN NOT COOL MY VOICE IS NATURALLY LIKE THIS."
[11:40] <Jedi|Ember> "then whisper"
06[11:40] * Jedi|Ember floats boredly from a horizontal position to a faux-sitting one with the Force
06[11:40] * @Skeleton||Frederick tries to get on the bartender's showlders "I think I can break the fire wall and check my HIC twisster"
[11:40] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Beep! 1 th1nk 1t m1ght be!"
[11:40] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Anybody know what the purple drink does?" Ib asks aloud
[11:40] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to climb
[11:40] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to climb 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
[11:40] <Leopold|Tarane> "I do, but don't worry, it's not harmful"
[11:40] <Leopold|Tarane> "Go ahead, try it"
[11:40] <MeSSiah> "THIS IS MY WHISPER."
[11:40] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Might be non-alcoholic, or might be alcoholic?"
[11:40] <MeSSiah> "MY YELL WOULD SHATTER SUNS."
06[11:40] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit begins attempting to lift weights
[11:41] <Jedi|Ember> "whipser harder!"
[11:41] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred fails to climb on the bartender, falling to the ground into a pile of bones
[11:41] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "nyaaah?"
[11:41] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I turn to Lyra, "B<><>p! Yes!"
06[11:41] * Skeleton|Lyra draws a snowball over the Messiah's head
06[11:41] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit fails because there are no weights
[11:41] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Fred shortly reforms back into a regular skeleton.
[11:41] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Darn it Wildbow.  Alright, gimme one"
06[11:41] * MeSSiah disrobes to reveal STAMMERS
03[11:41] * MeSSiah is now known as Stammers
06[11:41] * Pink_Elsa|Ib drinks the drink
[11:41] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> I can BR8K these cuffs!
06[11:41] * Jedi|Ember is unphased
[11:41] <Stammers> Sup fools.
06[11:41] * Leopold|Tarane is unphased
[11:42] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Ok.. HIC give me another drink machine"
06[11:42] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit phases in and out of existence
[11:42] <Leopold|Tarane> "You should get a drink"
[11:42] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out a new potion and hand it to Lyra, it is rapidly alternating colors and consistencies nonsesically.
[11:42] <@robotBartender|Ezra> nonsensically*
06[11:42] * Skeleton|Lyra drinks
06[11:42] * Pink_Elsa|Ib also drinks
[11:43] <Stammers> "can I GET a droink?"
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[11:43] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Lyra transforms into a sperm whale, slamming everyone into the walls by her rapid expansion.
[11:43] <Skeleton|Lyra> "Oh"
[11:43] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "EEEEEEEK!!!!"
[11:43] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "I don't like this skeleHICton business, I break to HIC easily"
[11:43] <Leopold|Tarane> "Ow."
[11:43] <Jedi|Ember> "thanks for that"
[11:43] <@robotBartender|Ezra> The purple potion spills onto her while she expands, transforming her again.
[11:43] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "bwah!
[11:43] <Stammers> "OI BARMAN DRINK."
[11:44] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "NYAAAH"
[11:44] <@robotBartender|Ezra> She is now wearing a skitter costume, but in a city far away in another universe, a criminal just transformed into a sperm whale.
[11:44] <GhostRobot|Maddox> XD
[11:44] <Leopold|Tarane> "Geex Lyra, I know you're dense but this is ridiculous"
03[11:44] * Skeleton|Lyra is now known as Skitter|Lyra
[11:44] <Jedi|Ember> "nice costume"
06[11:44] * @Skeleton||Frederick is a pile of bones
[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "My drink!"
[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> :(
[11:44] <Skitter|Lyra> "Glorious.  Freaking.  Victory."
[11:44] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "BEEP! Last call! Every<>ne wh<> wants <>ne, tell me n<>w!"
[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I want my drink!!"
[11:44] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> ;(
[11:45] <Jedi|Ember> "ah why not. pass me one"
[11:45] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "I want to not be a skeleHIC"
[11:45] <Leopold|Tarane> "Same here."
[11:45] <Stammers> "i want one
[11:45] <Stammers> "ya ass."
[11:45] <Skitter|Lyra> "Screw it, one for the road"
[11:45] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> "Can I have a normal POKEmon."
06[11:45] * @Skeleton||Frederick reasembles into a skeleton
[11:46] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "hey super skelly, guess what?"
06[11:46] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit is feeling horrific
06[11:46] * @Skeleton||Frederick tries to remove arib
06[11:46] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit tries to end it all
[11:46] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to remove my rib
[11:46] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to remove my rib 12,15[ 1d20=1 ]4,15{1}
[11:46] <@Skeleton||Frederick> WOW
[11:46] <Jedi|Ember> ((hhahahahahhaa))
[11:46] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> roll d20+3-10
[11:46] <`DICE> 1,15CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit rolled1,15 d20+3-10 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{8}
[11:47] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour a  bright orange drink for Ember, a light gray drink for lb, two rapidly alternating drinks for Tarane and Stammers, and what looks like a glass of water for Lyra.
[11:47] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Ib drinks her drink
[11:47] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((Am I papyrus now?))
[11:47] <@robotBartender|Ezra> lb begins levitating into the air.
06[11:47] * Jedi|Ember takes a drink from the orange glass
06[11:47] * Stammers down it in one
[11:47] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Woah!"
[11:47] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I'm floating!"
[11:47] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Ember's drink tastes like candy.
06[11:47] * Leopold|Tarane drinks the offered glass
[11:48] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Stammers and Tarane turn into bowls of petunias.
[11:48] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "OOh I love petunias"
[11:48] <Stammers> "GET YOUR LEAFS OFF OF ME."
03[11:48] * Leopold|Tarane is now known as Petunias|Tarane
[11:48] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "They are delicious"
[11:48] <Stammers> "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE LEAVES."
[11:48] <Petunias|Tarane> "..." Tarane elipsses
[11:48] <Stammers> "BUT I CAN FEEL YOURS."
06[11:48] * Jedi|Ember surrounds Tarane in a force bubble
[11:48] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to eat Stammers
[11:48] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to eat Stammers 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{10}
[11:48] <Stammers> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS HELL."
[11:48] <Stammers> "I SMELL SO GOOD."
[11:48] <GhostRobot|Maddox> ((LMAO))
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[11:49] <@robotBartender|Ezra> You try to eat stammers, but are so average you can't bring yourself to do it.
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[11:49] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> Aw man, a PanGalacticGargleblaster!
[11:49] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 for determination
[11:49] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15for determination 12,15[ 1d20=12 ]4,15{12}
[11:49] <Stammers> "WHY AM I PLONT."
[11:49] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> BARfritter, can I have a Hellacious Dunk please
06[11:50] * Pink_Elsa|Ib floats up to Ember
[11:50] <Stammers> "HEY TARANE."
[11:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hello there!"
[11:50] <@robotBartender|Ezra> I pour out another drink, this one made from letters.
06[11:50] * GhostRobot|Maddox , sensing Ember's powers streched from Force bubble and levitation, uses the drink he just drank as coolant and does a x2 overclock, doubling all abilities
[11:50] <Stammers> "We should make like a tree and leaf."
[11:50] <Jedi|Ember> "hi there"
06[11:50] * GhostRobot|Maddox also allows Ember access to all cores
[11:50] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "BEEP! Alr1ght every<>ne! Bars cl<>s1ng! Y<>u d<>n't have t<> g<> h<>me, but y<>u can't stay here!"
[11:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "I'm floating too now!"
[11:50] <Petunias|Tarane> "Uh, no, whoever you are"
[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> seeing that I can't eat Stammers I just throw him at the side
06[11:50] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit drinks the beverage of letters.
[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> roll 1d20 to throw Stammers
[11:50] <`DICE> 1,15Skeleton||Frederick rolled1,15 1d20 1,15to throw Stammers 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{7}
[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> OW
[11:50] <@Skeleton||Frederick> REALLY
[11:50] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Why can't we stay here?"
[11:51] <GhostRobot|Maddox> ((How to not roll anything good XD))
06[11:51] * Jedi|Ember has an idea
[11:51] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> )(what happens)(
[11:51] <@Skeleton||Frederick> ((it's cannon, Frederick = Papyrus
06[11:51] * Jedi|Ember throws Tarane out the main entrance
[11:51] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "BEEP! Regulat1<>ns state 1 am n<>t t<> all<>w cust<>mers t<> rema1n after a certa1n t1me!"
06[11:51] * Stammers dancees magical flower dance."
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06[11:51] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit drinks the word drink
[11:51] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "Hey, I have a truck, we could go there!"
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[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "What if we reprogram you to let us stay here?"
[11:52] <Red|Tarane> ((does this work? :P))
[11:52] <@Skeleton||Frederick> "who wants to party in the truck with Fredbone?!"
[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Please d<>n't repr<>gram me!"
[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Ok"
06[11:52] * GhostRobot|Maddox Gives Ember access to hivemind controls
[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Can we stay in the other rooms?"
[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ""B<><>p, thank y<>u!"
[11:52] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> ((what happens Ezra))
[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "Yes, <>nly the bar 1s cl<>sed!"
[11:52] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((with what?))
[11:52] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Ok!"
[11:53] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> Word drink
[11:53] <@robotBartender|Ezra> ((oh the drink))
06[11:53] * Red|Tarane walks in, no longer a bowl of petunias
[11:53] <@robotBartender|Ezra> Your drink tastes wordy, but doesn't affect you.
06[11:53] * Red|Tarane shivers at the experience
[11:53] <CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit> BLUH
[11:53] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Hi plant girl!"
06[11:53] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit realizes she is magical
[11:53] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "You're back!"
[11:53] <Jedi|Ember> "i'm gonna go to the first room"
[11:53] <Jedi|Ember> "that one's normal"
06[11:53] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit uses magic to not exist
[11:54] <Red|Tarane> "I... I think I'll follow him"
06[11:54] * CourageousBuffMagicSkeletonWit no longer exists
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[11:54] <Pink_Elsa|Ib> "Wait for me guys!"
06[11:54] * Jedi|Ember floats through the door to the first room
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06[11:55] * Skitter|Lyra picks up her water-looking drink
[11:56] <Skitter|Lyra> "Thanks"
06[11:56] * Skitter|Lyra puts it back down and leaves
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[11:56] <@robotBartender|Ezra> "B<><>p! Y<>u're welc<>me!:
06[11:56] * @robotBartender|Ezra begins to initiate bar-cleaning protocol.
03[11:57] * Skeleton||Frederick is now known as noDisguise||Frederick
03[12:01] * robotBartender|Ezra changes topic to 'A brightly coloured pot of tea sits menacingly on one side of the bar, out of place with everything else. The lights are off, leaving the bar in pitch darkness apart from the malevolent glowing of the teapot. Its rainbows flicker around the room, a light show created by the gods of darkness, unmeant for mortal eyes.'
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[12:02] <Buccaneer|Mike> It's just you and me, Iinito.
06[12:03] * Buccaneer|Mike 's eyes start glowing a golden color.
[12:03] <Buccaneer|Mike> ((darn i need to go))
[12:03] <Buccaneer|Mike> ((i'll be back soon))
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[12:24] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> Oh shIt I Own thE pOt nOw.
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[12:30] <Jedi|Ember> "y'know the bartender told us to get out, right"
[12:30] <FrankBunnySuit|Iinito> "Oh Alright"
06[12:30] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito leaves the bar, taking the pot with him.
03[12:30] * FrankBunnySuit|Iinito is now known as HazPotOfTea|Iinito
06[12:30] * @Archive smiles
01[12:31] <@Archive> As you leave the bar, the pot returns back to the counter
[12:31] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> "SON OF A BITCH
[12:31] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> "
06[12:31] * HazPotOfTea|Iinito captchelogs pog
06[12:31] * HazPotOfTea|Iinito pot*
01[12:32] <@Archive> The pot cannot be captchalogued
[12:32] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> "RAH"
[12:32] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> Iinito inspects the pot of arcane interference
[12:32] <HazPotOfTea|Iinito> roll 1d20+5
[12:32] <`DICE> 1,15HazPotOfTea|Iinito rolled1,15 1d20+5 12,15[ 1d20=10 ]4,15{15}
01[12:33] <@Archive> Arcane? It's more than arcane. As you stare into its depths, trying to figure out its secrets, you start to feel a dark presence in your mind
01[12:33] <@Archive> Roll insight.
[12:33] <`DICE> 1,15Archive rolled1,15 insight. error: malformed expression
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[12:33] <Iinito> "MUst hAve pOt"
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01[12:34] <@Archive> Arcane? It's more than arcane. As you stare into its depths, trying to figure out its secrets, you start to feel a dark presence in your mind
01[12:34] <@Archive> .roll insight
[12:35] <Iinito> roll 1d20+2
[12:35] <`DICE> 1,15Iinito rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{9}
[12:35] <Iinito> <shit son>
01[12:35] <@Archive> The dark presence easily claws its way through all your mental defenses, stripping away everything that you can find
01[12:35] <@Archive> You are cast out of the bar into the dark depths of oblivion
[12:36] <Iinito> So not much different than his current existance.
[12:36] <Iinito> gnight folks
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