You are Tinkerdonkmegoorusavillerogento, a squire living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a spear and a pack of supplies. You follow Sir Theo as he enters the forest, he turns to you and says "I am going to go into the forest, I need your help."

"What do you mean?

> Stay put and say "I'm going to wait for you here and support you in spirit"

You don't want to leave him alone so you remain standing by his side. He looks at you with surprise on his face and then nods "Okay, let's go!"

> "Is it okay if I come naked?"

He smiles and nods "Of course! It'll be fun anyway!"

You quickly undress and get ready for the adventure ahead.

> Grab your penis and start masturbating and say "Worry not I will shoot if we cross danger"

As soon as you finish, Theo pulls out his gun and shoots you in the head. You fall down dead instantly.

> Do what dead people do

You die like any other person.

- YOU DIED! GAME OVER! -