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Whoo!

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Who cares about
winning? Let's get drunk!

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Let's do it.

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Let's get you drunk, Merkins.
You, too, Borgs.

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I'm thirsty. Huh?

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I need 4 shots of vodka,
4 shots of water.

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I want you to send the vodka
over to the Merkins.

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Send the water to us. You understand?

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What former
Supreme Court Justice...

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- Oliver Wendell Holmes!
- Correct.

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Yes!

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Again, I'd like to ask the players
to allow me to...

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To finish the question.

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Very funny.

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Okay, okay.
This is getting embarrassing,

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so we need to focus

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because this isn't a game.

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It literally is.

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Bill, do not test me right now.

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Looks like
we're down to two teams.

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So, for double points,

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what is the name
of the purple Teletubby?

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- Tinky Winky!
- You're both correct.

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He always carried a...

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- Red purse.
- Yeah.

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- And he loved big hugs.
- Big hugs.

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I know. I'm Max.

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Annie.

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Ha-ha! You're never gonna be able
to hold on to Asia! You hear me?

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Hey, if you take Kamchatka,
and I take Mongolia,

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we could trap Linda in the middle.

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- Starve out her armies.
- Hey!

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You can't form alliances.

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Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm?

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You're high-fiving Hitler?

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All right, you got this. Last one.

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Oh, that's Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

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Yes!

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I'm up. I feel good.

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Two words.

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Bill. Overweight.

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- No.
- Single. Out of work.

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What the fuck?

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Hairy.

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Uh, carry, marry.

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Marry!

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You. Me.

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Marry me?

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Dude, we got it! We got it!

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Annie, will you?

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Will you marry me?

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- Is that a yes? That's a yes!
- Yeah!

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I'm really happy for you guys.

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- Ooh, lot of pressure here.
- Yeah.

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You miss, you lose it all.

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Stay out of my head.

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And you know you have a distinct
advantage with the smaller hands, right?

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Your goal posts are not as big.

59
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Well, I guess you
should've married Uma Thurman.

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Yeah, that would've been great.

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There's a snap. Here's the hold.

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- Ooh!
- And a text.

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That was interference.

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Sorry, honey. I know how much
that meant to you.

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Come on.

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Dr. Chin is ready for you.

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Uh, great.

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I think we've determined why you've
been having trouble conceiving.

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- Okay. Let's have it.
- Okay, great.

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Oh, what's that look? Is it me?
Of course, it's me.

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I'm not loving your semen.

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Oh?

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Your count is excellent,
but your motility is well below normal.

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- That's too bad.
- What would cause that?

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It can be genetic,
environmental factors.

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9 times out of 10, though,
it's psychological.

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Have you been feeling
anxious or stressed?

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No, I don't think so. Not really.

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Uh... He's always a little stressed.

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You don't have to write... I'm not...

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Honey, she's writing it down.

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Well, Max is very competitive. As am I.

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We sure are.

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One of the reasons
I fell in love with him.

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Maybe, uh, that makes him a little more
prone to stress than normal people.

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"Normal people"?

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How long has this been going on, Max?

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It's not going on.

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Oh, well, you did say,
even when you were a kid,

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you would freak out
if you lost at anything.

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- Oh, I was a kid.
- Especially if you lost to your brother.

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Hmm.

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Hey, is that what this is?

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No.

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You have been so uptight since you
found out that Brooks is coming to town.

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- I don't think that's true.
- Could that be a factor in all this?

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Let's be fair.

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Sibling rivalry can be very powerful.

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Cain and Abel, the Baldwins.

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- The what?
- The brothers.

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I'm not sure why we're discussing this.
She's not a therapist.

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You're not a therapist, right?
With all respect.

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- No, but I am a doctor.
- Sure.

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And I believe in
treating the whole patient.

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So, what is it about your brother
that makes you feel emasculated?

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Are we gonna do this?

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We're right next to the room
where I masturbated.

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I think he has it in his head
that Brooks is cooler

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and more successful
and hotter than he is.

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I never said hotter.

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He's charming.

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That's interesting. And is he single?

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What's that?

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I don't know if I mentioned it, but
Keith and I are on a trial separation.

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- Oh.
- Keith?

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Uh, Keith.

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So, do you think your brother would
wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?

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Gosh, I don't know.

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Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.

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Hurts a little.

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Now, is he a tall fellow?
'Cause I'm only 5'2".

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We're all done with my semen?

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He is taller than Max.

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- Good.
- But he did date this ballerina once,

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and she was
just a teeny-tiny little thing.

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Ooh.

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Honey, Gary.
Don't mention game night, okay?

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Mmm-hmm.

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- Good evening, Max.
- Hey, Gary.

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- Annie.
- Hello there.

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Hi, Gary!

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Just checking the mail.

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Oh, yeah?

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Some people check it earlier in the day,

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but there's always a risk
that the mail carrier hasn't come yet.

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This spares me the chance
of a futile trip to the mailbox.

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Uh-huh.

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Plus, it allows Bastian here
the opportunity to urinate.

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You have a good one.

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Any plans for this evening?

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No.

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Perhaps a game night?

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We're just gonna stay in,

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- just the two of us.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Boring.
- Mmm.

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I see.

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I do hope you keep me in mind
for any future game nights.

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You bet.

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I've always enjoyed
the camaraderie of good friends

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competing in games of chance and skill.

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Yeah.
Yeah, well, we'll do that,

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but tonight, it's just the two of us.

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3 bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.

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There was a special on these tonight.

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3 for 1.

156
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3 for 1?

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Yup.

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How can that be profitable
for Frito Lay?

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These corporations,

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I don't know what they're doing.

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Well, you two enjoy each other.

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It's often we don't appreciate
what we have until it's gone.

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- I think that's it.
- Okay.

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Bye-bye!

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If Gary sees the others coming,
we're screwed.

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No, no, honey,
it's not gonna be a problem.

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I was very, very clear with everyone
to park far away

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and just to sneak in quietly, you know.

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But now, I mean, you don't think
we're being dicks, do you?

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I mean,
should we just still invite the guy?

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He really seemed like he wanted to play.

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No, no. Debbie was our friend,

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and Gary was just the creepy husband
that we had to put up with.

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That's true.

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He's only gotten worse
since the divorce.

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Yeah, we don't owe him anything, right?
Fuck him!

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Hi!

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Hi.

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Can we help you?

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I'm okay.

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Hey!

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Of course. Ryan, why are you
coming in through the window?

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You said sneak in
so RoboCop wouldn't see us.

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I meant sneak in through the door.

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Well, you were super vague.

186
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- I wasn't vague at all.
- Wine?

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I know I didn't say,
"Break the succulents."

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- Hey.
- I'm not dressed for this nonsense.

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This is ridiculous.

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It's like
Night of the Living Dead in here.

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Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max.

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I didn't say
to come through the window.

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This is Max. We used to work together.

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- His wife, Annie. Michelle.
- Hey!

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And that guy, Kevin.

196
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- What's up, buddy?
- The door was right there.

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Guys, this is Madison.

198
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Yeah, you brought her last week.

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You work at Forever 21, right?

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- No, no.
- I work at Sephora.

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- I'm confused.
- Different girl.

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Same look, same voice.

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Nice to meet you.

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You, too.

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- That's yours.
- It's...

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No. I think you're
supposed to kiss it, right?

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Welcome.

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Do you guys have a bathroom?

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There's one just down the hall.
You need it?

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Okay, is it on the right or the left?
I don't wanna go in the wrong room.

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The one with the toilet.

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- Can't miss it.
- Okay.

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- Oh, boy.
- Dude!

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- Wow. Where'd you find her? TED Talk?
- Right?

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No, at Chipotle.

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Let me ask you something, Ryan.

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Aren't you sick of
losing game night every week

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because of the dates you bring?

219
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They're not always that bad.

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Heather, seriously.

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How many photos of you
with the dog filter do you need?

222
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Uh... "Dennis" isn't a word.

223
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Uh, yeah, it is.
It's my daddy's name, so...

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These are the elite,
the very best, the...

225
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Oh, oh! White people!

226
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- What?
- Oh, Jesus.

227
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Okay, unlike you psychos,

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I don't give a shit
about winning game night.

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I don't need that validation.

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But you do need the validation
of dating Instagram models?

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Absolutely.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm not like you, Michelle.

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We didn't all meet our soul mate
when we were 10 years old.

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14.

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- Oh, sorry.
- 14.

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And we didn't get married
until we were 19.

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- See, that's gross.
- You know what, Ryan?

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I hope one day you
get to meet a lovely, young lady.

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So you can love her as much as
I love my sweet baby right here.

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Yes, find her. Look how cute this...

241
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- Hey, look at this.
- So much love.

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Let's look at him when we do it.

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- Hey, everybody, grab your drinks.
- Find the love!

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Let's go play, come on.

245
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Dude, do you know what rich people are
doing on their game nights these days?

246
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What's that?

247
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- Fight clubs.
- What?

248
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I just read about them.

249
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They pay poor people
to fight each other,

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and then they bet on the winner.

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- No, that's not a real thing.
- Yes, it is!

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If you can have anything
you want in this world,

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you have to raise the stakes,
or life gets boring.

254
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,320
The Kennedys used to have fight clubs
at their compound.

255
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,336
Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading
BuzzFeed every second of the damn day.

256
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,056
How about some charades?
Huh, should we start with charades?

257
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,136
- Let's go!
- Yeah!

258
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,309
It's been a while, huh?

259
00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,879
Do you wanna wait for Brooks?

260
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,256
I don't think we need to. No, he's late.

261
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,555
- Wait, hold up. Brooks is in town?
- Yeah.

262
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,936
I thought he was working in Europe.

263
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,315
He was, yeah. He's apparently back
for some business.

264
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,520
Haven't seen him yet.

265
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,830
- But we can get started.
- Yeah!

266
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,096
- Who wants to start?
- Who are you guys talking about?

267
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,759
Max's brother. He's this super
successful venture capitalist.

268
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,480
Yeah, he was the first to invest
in Panera Bread, you know?

269
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,358
The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea.

270
00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,920
- A lot of investors.
- Yeah.

271
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,840
He's like the Mark Wahlberg
to Max's Donnie.

272
00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,915
Well...

273
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,109
Which is a huge compliment

274
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,714
because Donnie was fucking great
in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he?

275
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,915
He was.

276
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,399
Was he in The Sixth Sense?

277
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,800
He sure is, yeah.
You know who is not in The Sixth Sense?

278
00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,995
Mark Wahlberg.

279
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,594
Mark would never take a role that small.

280
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,396
Is that right, Madison?

281
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,976
Man, I haven't seen him
since the wedding.

282
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,991
- Remember that speech he gave?
- Yes.

283
00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,736
And then he paid
for that whole firework display!

284
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,016
- Oh, my gosh! The fireworks!
- Little over the top.

285
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,680
Let's get started.
I'm gonna start us off.

286
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,216
- Yes, let's start!
- Here we go. Let's do it.

287
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,016
We gotta pick teams first.

288
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,136
- Movie?
- It's a movie. Okay.

289
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,936
- Dude, we have no teams.
- You just give up?

290
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,473
Better not be Brooks.

291
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,916
You didn't tell him
to park up the street?

292
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,479
I did, yeah, like, 3 times.

293
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,548
Hey!

294
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,790
He got a Stingray, huh?

295
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,593
Turn off your car!

296
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,114
What's that?

297
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,319
Hello, again.

298
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,835
Mmm...

299
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,672
Still wearing the uniform.

300
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,433
Hey, bud, I'm sorry I'm late.

301
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,591
I hope you didn't start
game night without me.

302
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,709
Did you not get my text?

303
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,313
What text?

304
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,079
Oh, hello, Officer.

305
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,592
Why's that guy staring at us?

306
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,480
Gary, I want you
to meet my brother, Brooks.

307
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,070
We're having a little family
3-man game night tonight.

308
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,560
Wait, what do you mean 3-man?

309
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,296
You said that Michelle
and Ryan and Kevin were...

310
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,799
No, no, no. Just gonna be us 3.

311
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,160
I can see them in the doorway.

312
00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,117
There's a whole mess of people.
Hey, guys!

313
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,713
- There they are.
- Hey!

314
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,154
These guys are leaving.

315
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240
Take off, guys.

316
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,550
We had a little bit
of a mix-up with the, um...

317
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,874
- God damn it!
- What?

318
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,896
We didn't want him to know
that we're having a game night.

319
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,310
He used to come, and we don't
like him anymore, so...

320
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,628
Oh.

321
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,359
You know, I think he knows now.

322
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,669
He sure does.

323
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,276
Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in.

324
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,513
I haven't seen you in a year!

325
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,638
Hey, you smell good.

326
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,997
What is that? Is that Selsun Blue?
Head and Shoulders?

327
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,800
Why do you assume
it's a dandruff shampoo?

328
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,336
Well, I mean, you've always
been a little bit of a snowstorm.

329
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,816
- Hey, would you hold that for a second?
- Yup.

330
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,909
Hey, guys!

331
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,594
Well, you look good, stranger.

332
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,800
It's been forever.

333
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,632
I know, and that's my fault.
I'm so sorry.

334
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,188
Sweet ride, Brooks.

335
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,296
Oh, you like that?
I just got her a couple weeks ago.

336
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,469
What is that? A Corvette?

337
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,552
It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe.

338
00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,914
It was my dream car as a kid.

339
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,991
And that's what
gave me the idea to get it.

340
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,957
You know what? I love your house.

341
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,115
Are you being sarcastic?

342
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,480
No, I mean I love your house.

343
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,198
It reminds me of Mom and Dad's.

344
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,793
Makes me think of simpler times.

345
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,313
"Simpler"?

346
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,391
Uh, so, how long are you in town for?

347
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,549
You know, I'm not sure.

348
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,119
It depends on how many clients

349
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,320
the firm's gonna be
having me schmooze while I'm here.

350
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,440
But hopefully for a while.

351
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,829
I don't get to see you guys, and I...

352
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,160
God, I really miss you, man.
I really do.

353
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,832
Oh.

354
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,919
Miss you, too, Brooks.

355
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,349
And go!

356
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,832
Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan.

357
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,353
Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson.

358
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,629
Yep. You got it.

359
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,631
- Quick story.
- There's no pausing.

360
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,496
You remember the urban myth where
Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out

361
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,760
so he could go down on himself?

362
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,955
Yeah.

363
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,456
You don't mind me telling the story,
do you, Max?

364
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,600
You're in the middle of a...

365
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,835
You were 14 years old.
It's an adorable story.

366
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
I forbid it.

367
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,350
I'm a little curious.

368
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,317
Did you blow yourself?

369
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,176
You know the bungee cords on roof racks?

370
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,200
Yeah.

371
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,317
Max took one of those bungee cords,
and he put it around his neck.

372
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480
Here he goes.

373
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,936
And then he wrapped it behind his legs

374
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,235
so he could squish his face
down into his crotch,

375
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,913
but the problem was

376
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,674
that it got stuck!
He couldn't unhook it.

377
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,630
And about an hour later

378
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,075
Mom comes home, and she finds him there.

379
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,275
Shit!

380
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,400
Her little pretzel boy
on his bedroom floor naked.

381
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,680
Little pretzel boy?

382
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,597
Great story. Are we back on now?

383
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,034
So?

384
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,360
"So" what?

385
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,635
Did you suck it?

386
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,416
Let's go. Come on. Brooks.

387
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,840
Back to it. Come on. Play the game.

388
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,397
Poor man's Johnny Depp,
starred in Jericho.

389
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,913
Skeet Ulrich.

390
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,829
UN Secretary General '92 to '96.

391
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,080
Oh, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

392
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,318
This guy. He hated kids
in Jurassic Park.

393
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,480
Uh, Sam Neill.

394
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,392
Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman.

395
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480
- Skrillex.
- Yep.

396
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,630
- Rappers love this Cubist painter.
- Picasso!

397
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,160
- Big cat shot by asshole dentist.
- Cecil the lion!

398
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,633
Time!

399
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,789
- How many?
- 7!

400
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,915
7!

401
00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,668
You're up, pretzel boy.

402
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,840
Whoo! Go, Max!

403
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,991
- Come on, Max.
- All right. Here we go.

404
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,957
And kick it. Go!

405
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,720
Oh, this is easy!

406
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,349
Annie, the famous actor that we met
at the airport about 8 years ago.

407
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,760
Who?

408
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,000
Only actor we've ever met
at an airport who's famous.

409
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,555
Bobby Flay?

410
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,678
Not an actor. This fellow was
in front of us at the Sbarro.

411
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,121
We were wondering why he
wasn't in the first-class lounge.

412
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,838
Oh, yes, yes.

413
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,360
Who was that?

414
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,555
God damn it!

415
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,176
Max, there's a whole room of people
to help you out here.

416
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,269
- Use us.
- Good point.

417
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,400
He was the Incredible Hulk.

418
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,595
Eric Bana.

419
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,711
- Other one.
- Um, Mark Ruffalo.

420
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,240
- Other one.
- Lou Ferrigno.

421
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,351
Holy shit! Primal Fear.

422
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,360
Richard Gere never played
the Incredible Hulk.

423
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,351
- Time.
- Motherfucking Ed Norton!

424
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,629
Oh!

425
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,755
Primal Fear!

426
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,069
Oh, my God!

427
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,240
He was the Hulk.

428
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,918
- The Hulk.
- I forgot that.

429
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,797
Max. Zero points.

430
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,793
I'd say he blew it,
but he won't tell us, will he?

431
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,192
Shit! Did you?

432
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,396
I can't believe I didn't get Bob Barker.

433
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,632
Hey, guys! What do you say
we do this at my house next week?

434
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,256
- House? What house?
- Ooh. Really?

435
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,800
Since I don't know how long
I'm gonna be here, I rented a place.

436
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,359
It's only a couple miles away.

437
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,873
You know, it's up on Broadmoor.

438
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,473
Oh! Swanky neighborhood.

439
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,200
It's a very cool house,
but it's just me there alone.

440
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,271
It'd be great
to have you guys come over.

441
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,069
Oh, well, it's kind of a tradition
to have game nights here.

442
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,434
But you know what?

443
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,551
Let's let him show off
his big house, huh?

444
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,994
That's the spirit!

445
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,434
Trust me.

446
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,389
This will be a game night to remember.

447
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,274
- Oh, boy.
- Mmm.

448
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,395
Promise?

449
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,536
Good night, everybody.
I love you much. Drive safely.

450
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,675
- Kisses!
- All right.

451
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,398
- Take it easy.
- Bye.

452
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,199
That little motherfucker.

453
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,675
Whoa!

454
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,955
Well, I mean, come on.

455
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,111
We don't see him in over a year.

456
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,840
He shows up in your dream car,

457
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,878
insults our house, and then tells
an embarrassing story about you

458
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,200
right before your turn
just to throw you off your game.

459
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,040
Welcome to my whole life. Why are you
suddenly so worked up about it?

460
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,920
Well, cause now
he's messing with your balls

461
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,036
and literally killing
millions of our babies.

462
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,838
Well, that's a little dramatic,

463
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,956
but, yeah, you know,
I mean, that's Brooks.

464
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,280
I thought that this
was just regular old brother stuff,

465
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,656
- but I totally see it now.
- Mmm-mmm.

466
00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,591
He undermines you every chance he gets.

467
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,795
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

468
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,757
- It's crazy!
- Thank you, Annie.

469
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,036
You know, I've never won
a single game against him.

470
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240
I just...

471
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,914
I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing.

472
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,394
- Fix it?
- Yeah.

473
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,560
What are you suggesting?

474
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,790
I'm suggesting we beat his ass.

475
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,797
Jesus Christ.

476
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,952
Good evening.

477
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,031
We're gonna skip the cleanup?

478
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,158
Sure you don't wanna take a Lyft?

479
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,038
No, no. I am not getting drunk tonight.

480
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,536
- I'm gonna stay alert and ready.
- Evening!

481
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,720
Jesus, Gary!

482
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,909
Where are you headed?

483
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,719
We are going to, uh, to my brother's.

484
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,196
Another game night?

485
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,709
No. No, absolutely not.

486
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,472
We're going to, um,

487
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,435
have some dinner.

488
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,635
Eat.

489
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,193
I see.

490
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,229
Pity. I was going to invite you
over for a dinner I'm hosting.

491
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,913
I've purchased four lamb shanks

492
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:17,915
that I've been simmering
in a broth of red wine and rosemary.

493
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,952
That sounds so yummy, though.

494
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,040
Damn it.

495
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,315
It was actually Debbie's recipe.

496
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:30,636
I like to think she left behind her
recipe cards as a gesture of goodwill,

497
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,030
but it was most likely
an unintentional oversight.

498
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,238
Well, here we go.

499
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,874
What?

500
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,154
I'm sorry?

501
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,037
I thought you said something.

502
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,117
- No.
- Nope, not us.

503
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,595
Okay.

504
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,158
Have fun.

505
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,238
Oh, fuck me.

506
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,957
A guy who rents a house this big

507
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,237
must be making up for something
pretty small, I'd say.

508
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,789
No, no. No, I've seen his dick.
It's pretty great.

509
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,757
Well, I tried.

510
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,474
- Hey!
- Hey!

511
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,896
- Hey!
- How are you doing, beautiful?

512
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,354
- Good, good. Really fancy.
- Very nice house, Tony Stark.

513
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,600
Should we give
our drink orders to Jarvis?

514
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,793
No, I got the Tony Stark part,
but then you went full nerd on me.

515
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,536
I kind of lost you,
but please do come in.

516
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560
All right.

517
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,709
- Thanks, Cap.
- Hi, guys!

518
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800
What's up?

519
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,350
Boy, could sleep four
on that couch. Look at that.

520
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,158
Oh, hello, friends.

521
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,835
Hey, let me introduce you to my date.
This is Sarah.

522
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,991
Sarah is head of company accounting
at our office.

523
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,400
Well, corporate communications.

524
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,392
And she's also British,
which means she's smart as shit.

525
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,272
- I'm Irish.
- Okay? Same island.

526
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,555
Well, it's really not.

527
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,776
- Nice to meet you. Hi.
- Nice to meet you, too.

528
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,915
- I'm Max.
- Annie.

529
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,992
So, you can't always judge a book
by its past covers, can you?

530
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,196
- Mmm.
- Almost a saying.

531
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,520
- Here you go.
- Hey, Brooks.

532
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,136
- Cheers.
- We didn't know if you had any games,

533
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,390
so we thought we'd bring you
a few of our favorites.

534
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,073
Hey, look at that.

535
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,112
Whoa!

536
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,560
- Huh.
- The poor games.

537
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,511
I told you we're taking it up a notch.

538
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,638
The game that we're
gonna play tonight is so epic

539
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,155
that we don't need a board,
and we do not need pieces.

540
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,016
Still didn't need to throw them
across the room.

541
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,268
I was being theatrical.

542
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,192
Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club?

543
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,395
A what?

544
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,496
It's when rich people
pay poor people to fight each other...

545
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,016
Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
Stop with the fight club, okay?

546
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,314
- It's nonsense.
- No.

547
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,879
Ryan believes everything he reads.

548
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,553
Thank you.

549
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,995
So, what are we playing?

550
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:42,150
In the next hour, someone in this room
is going to be taken.

551
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,318
And it's gonna be up to you to find them
before they are murdered.

552
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,436
Oh! It's a murder mystery party.

553
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,352
Not just any murder mystery.

554
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,056
I found this company.
They do it super real.

555
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,149
They use legit actors.

556
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,312
You're not gonna know
what's real and what's fake.

557
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,675
- Fun!
- But that's not all

558
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,992
because whoever finds the victim
wins the grand prize.

559
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,392
The keys to the Stingray.

560
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,152
- What?
- Wow.

561
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,958
Just the keys?

562
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,073
No, Ryan, the whole car.

563
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,356
Oh, yes! Oh, man!

564
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,176
You're so lucky I brought you
to this game night

565
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,270
- and not one of Max and Annie's.
- Hey!

566
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,040
- No, I just mean, 'cause this is better.
- Oh.

567
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,515
You're not gonna actually
give away your car?

568
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,113
Oh, it's just a tax write-off.

569
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,629
And the Audi, it's more practical.

570
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,513
Yeah, that makes sense to me.

571
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,750
Okay. How do we start?

572
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,672
We just wait for it to begin.

573
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,354
Maybe play a drinking game
to pass the time?

574
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,476
This group does not play drinking games.

575
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,676
Tonight we do, Max.

576
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,136
- Oh! "Never Have I Ever."
- Good one!

577
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,560
Can you believe this guy?

578
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,511
Yeah, he's ridiculous.

579
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,159
Beautiful house, though.

580
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,912
Good champagne.

581
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,672
Here we go.

582
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,355
Yup. We're at the house.

583
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,234
We'll let you know when we have him.

584
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,711
Jesus Christ!

585
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,598
What's with that knife?

586
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,392
It's for the cheese.

587
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,120
Okay, all right. Just, you know,

588
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,589
really aggressive way to carry a knife.

589
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440
Oh, no, I've got one.

590
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,115
Never have I ever
connected my work computer

591
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,670
to the projector in the conference room
when it was open on a WebMD page

592
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,909
for chlamydia symptoms.

593
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,115
That's not cool!

594
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,395
Drink!

595
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,437
Just for the record,
I did not have chlamydia.

596
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,433
It was pubic dermatitis. You get it
from not washing your crotch, so...

597
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,776
- Okay.
- Good for you.

598
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,870
I... I like her.

599
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,296
And, listen, you're not supposed
to single people out in this game.

600
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,470
It's supposed to be generic things, like

601
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,392
"Never have I ever slept
with a celebrity."

602
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,391
Oh, I didn't know. Okay.

603
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,595
Whoops.

604
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,749
- Mmm?
- Ooh.

605
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,995
What?

606
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,877
You slept with a celebrity?

607
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,634
No, I was taking a drink
separate from the game.

608
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,856
- That was bad timing.
- Mmm.

609
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,480
I see how you would think, but it's not.

610
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,361
Well, then why are you breathing
like you just got off the elliptical?

611
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,472
I'm not. I'm...

612
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,195
Come on, babe.
Whose turn is it?

613
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,629
Uh, it's Max. Max, it's your turn. Huh?

614
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,677
I'm not playing a drinking game.
Who was it?

615
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,880
What's the deal with that?

616
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,096
They've been together
since middle school.

617
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,176
It's somebody else's turn.

618
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,200
- Oh. Oh!
- Yeah!

619
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,336
How could you possibly
have had sex with a celebrity

620
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,237
when we've only had sex with each other?

621
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,656
Please, can you not make this
one of your things right now?

622
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,840
How is this one of my things?

623
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,518
Yeah, Brooks, this is why
we don't play drinking games.

624
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,392
It looks like the game is afoot.

625
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,754
Oh!

626
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,359
Thank you, God!

627
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,476
Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh?

628
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,193
Brooks Davis?

629
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,515
Yes.

630
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,192
- Oh, shit.
- Ooh!

631
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,793
This is good.

632
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,311
Agent Henderson.

633
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,155
FBI.

634
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,039
Sunglasses at night. It's legit.

635
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,269
Sit down, please.

636
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,033
I'll get right to the point.

637
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,955
The Bureau has been tracking a ring
of violent kidnappers

638
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,236
in this very neighborhood.

639
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,316
And we have reason to believe
that one of you

640
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,113
may be their next victim.

641
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,336
That's terrible news.

642
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,636
Contained within these dossiers

643
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,435
are the clues you will require
to find the kidnappers.

644
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,556
You'd like for us to do that, yeah?

645
00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,040
The Bureau's...
What's the Bureau's role in this?

646
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,016
Maybe you guys could take my wife
in for questioning

647
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,776
because, apparently, she got a
secret life I don't know nothing about.

648
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,075
- Baby, this is...
- Shut up, all of you!

649
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,309
Wow.

650
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,598
It's not a joke.

651
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,479
You people are in real danger,
and you're running out of time.

652
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,394
And I, Agent Henderson,
will not stand idly by

653
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,678
while innocent civilians
are slaughtered on my watch.

654
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,096
I told you
this is gonna be great.

655
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,951
- It's so good!
- So good.

656
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,296
But, uh, before we get started,

657
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,601
I'm required to ask if any of you
have any food allergies.

658
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,075
Peanuts?

659
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,229
Who the hell are you?

660
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,389
Oh!

661
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,216
Now wait a second.
I know you're method and all,

662
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,536
but you can't just come in here
and break the door.

663
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,596
I do not mind this game.

664
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,358
Are you crazy?

665
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,112
It's very well done.

666
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,549
No!

667
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,832
That is a strong table.

668
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,433
Oh, watch out! He's packing heat!

669
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,635
Hell no!

670
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,116
Oh! Oh!

671
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,715
Come on!

672
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,474
You're just making this
harder on yourself!

673
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560
Oh, shit!

674
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,914
Guys, make sure you
get a piece of this cheese. It's just...

675
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,389
- Cut me one.
- Try it with the quince.

676
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,519
Oh, my God!

677
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,155
Now he's back.

678
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,576
Stop fighting, asshole!

679
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,715
Help me! This isn't...

680
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,155
The Independent Spirit Award goes to...

681
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,120
Let's go!

682
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,360
Bye-bye!

683
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,078
First one that follows us gets shot!

684
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,918
Okay, roger that. You drive safe.

685
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,712
Come on, motherfucker!

686
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,270
- That was amazing.
- Really good.

687
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,759
- That was really good.
- Wow.

688
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,033
Mmm. No, there's something about this
that just doesn't feel right.

689
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,835
How could you cheat on me
with a celebrity?

690
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,035
I didn't cheat on you.

691
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,714
It was before we got married
when we took that break.

692
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,110
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

693
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,416
I've been living in The Matrix.

694
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,432
Agent Henderson,
you just gonna keep lying there?

695
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,720
Is any of this real?

696
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,392
Well, don't kick him!

697
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,040
- Stop.
- He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis.

698
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,256
I thought we both agreed

699
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,158
that we wouldn't hook up
with anybody else during that break.

700
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,760
Yeah, but then you went
and got a hand job from Karen Waller.

701
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,656
- No, don't do that.
- Boop! Boop! Boop!

702
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,557
Because it was over the pants,
all right?

703
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,076
It was, and it hurt. It was very dry,
and I didn't climax.

704
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,896
Just admit it.
You guys did more than that.

705
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,831
Don't turn this around on me.
Do not do that.

706
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,200
Don't you Johnnie Cochran me!

707
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,576
Damn it, they got the jump on us.

708
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
- Come on.
- Shit, Kev!

709
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,680
Come on now!

710
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,576
All right. Here's the first clue.
Looks like a riddle.

711
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,079
"With shiny fangs..."

712
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,878
"My bloodless bite..."

713
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,838
"Will bring together
what's mostly white."

714
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,797
Donald Trump.

715
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,748
"Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire.
Um...

716
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,239
I'll just Google it.

717
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,640
It's so inconsistent, isn't it?

718
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,480
I mean, they stage
this super realistic fight.

719
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,433
They give us an FBI dossier
but with riddles.

720
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,536
It's like, let's pick a tone.
Let's stick with it.

721
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,456
But that's the game.
You wanna win this car or not?

722
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,879
Yeah, yeah. More than anything,

723
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,640
but I feel like Brooks is setting me up.

724
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,080
Do you get that feeling? You know,

725
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,710
that this is some game
where somehow he's gonna humiliate me?

726
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,913
Mmm-hmm.

727
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,950
Well, let's not play by his rules.

728
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,016
"My bloodless bite, my bloodless,
bloodless bite.

729
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,996
"Bloodless bite, bloodless bite,
bloodless bite."

730
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,390
Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"?
It's just...

731
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,951
- Trying to think.
- Yeah.

732
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,994
Oh, shit!

733
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,670
Max and Annie must have figured it out.

734
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,035
Right. We need to find an advantage.

735
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,836
Advantage, advantage, advantage...

736
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,120
Brooks' wallet?

737
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,430
You think we should steal
all of his shit!

738
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
No.

739
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,471
Hi, yeah. I lost my credit card.

740
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,496
I was wondering if you could tell me
what the last few charges I made were.

741
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,589
What are you doing?

742
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,496
If we can find out the name
of the murder mystery place he used,

743
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,736
we can go to their office and
pay them off to give us the final clue.

744
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,159
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

745
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,438
You're, like, a double threat.
Brains and you're British.

746
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,589
Thanks.

747
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:31,193
Okay. What has shiny fangs
that bites white things together?

748
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,360
A stapler!

749
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,511
And the white things are paper.

750
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,592
Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful!

751
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,875
Oh, there it is.

752
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,155
Yes!

753
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,998
Look at that.

754
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,957
- Flash drive.
- Put it in the desktop.

755
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,280
Okay.

756
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,189
Another riddle.

757
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,557
"I'm brown and old by day,
white and young by night.

758
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,720
"My eyes are glass.

759
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,757
"I have 9 faces but no head.

760
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,638
"I sing to the sky but have no voice.

761
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,394
"I'm everywhere and nowhere."

762
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,997
What the fuck is that?

763
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,679
I mean, how cool are we?

764
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,336
- Very, very cool. We are very cool.
- Right?

765
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,716
You're the cool one. You know,
tracking the phone is just a great idea.

766
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,154
Still on Route 18, huh?

767
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,480
We're catching up to them.
Here we come, Brooksie.

768
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,193
Can you imagine the look on his face
when we find him so fast?

769
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,750
You know, baby, I can feel my sperm
already coming back to life.

770
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,069
- Perfect.
- Yeah.

771
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,391
So we'll win your brother's car,
and then we'll go make a baby in it.

772
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,471
- Yeah! We'll make him watch us. Huh?
- Yeah.

773
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,351
- I don't wanna do that.
- No, me neither.

774
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,896
- Sorry, don't know why I said that.
- I'm not into that.

775
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,478
- Not a great idea.
- Okay.

776
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,868
Okay, great. Thank you.

777
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,456
All right, I got the name
and the address of the games company.

778
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,674
- Let's go.
- Yes!

779
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,752
All we have to do now,
figure out what "bloodless bite" means.

780
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,548
No, we don't. That's why...

781
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,474
- Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no.
- Doesn't matter. Let's go.

782
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,198
How you gonna be old and young?

783
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,112
- That doesn't make sense.
- I know.

784
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,794
Guys, hey, how's it goin'?

785
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,077
I just wanted to wish you
the best of luck tonight. Bye.

786
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,234
- No.
- Mmm-mmm.

787
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,759
What are... What are you doing?

788
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,353
Just being a dick.

789
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,710
Oh!

790
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,896
- Don't kick him, Ryan!
- He's such a good actor!

791
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,955
Ryan!

792
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,429
God damn it!

793
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,000
Baby, hand me those matches.
I'm about to burn this door down.

794
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,696
You're gonna light a fire in
a windowless room that we're trapped in?

795
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,336
You slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
He talked to you about flames?

796
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,429
What about that?

797
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,637
Where could he be?

798
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,508
His phone stopped right here, huh?

799
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,188
- Hear that?
- Yeah.

800
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,149
Ugh.

801
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,469
Found it!

802
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,160
He must've known we were tracking him.

803
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,793
Well, they outsmarted us.

804
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,800
Hang on.

805
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,358
Isn't that one of the actors?

806
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,830
Guess they're not
so smart after all, huh?

807
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,918
Guess not. We are nailing this!

808
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,296
Why are we crouching?

809
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,515
I don't know. It feels right.

810
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,952
Oh, it's horrible in here.

811
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,839
- Yeah, it's sticky. Shoes are shot.
- Ugh.

812
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,376
Ooh. There he is. There he is.
Don't let him see you. Come on.

813
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,719
Sit down right here.

814
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,155
Bartender, sir,
can I ask you a question?

815
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,309
Um...

816
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,675
You, um...

817
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,955
You didn't happen to see a fellow
brought in here,

818
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,348
looks a little bit like me,

819
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,750
but he's got a little bit
of a sharper chin

820
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,194
and higher cheekbones?

821
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,032
So a better-looking guy?

822
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,231
No, well, I wouldn't call it that.

823
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,959
I didn't see nothing.

824
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,158
- Oh, boy. You hear that?
- Huh. Yeah.

825
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,696
That double negative?
"Didn't see nothing"?

826
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,496
- It's a little forced, right?
- Yeah, I think he's in on it.

827
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,936
- 'Course he is.
- Look at those tats.

828
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,678
So fresh, probably fake.

829
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,435
Tell you what.
Let's give him a test, okay?

830
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,376
Let's order a couple of drinks that only
a real bartender would know how to make.

831
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,435
Oh, smart! Yes.

832
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,953
- Sir! Excuse me. Hi.
- Barkeep.

833
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,560
Totally forgot to order drinks.

834
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,795
Yes, uh...

835
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,198
Could I please have a vodka tonic?

836
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,035
Well done, honey.

837
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,475
I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger.

838
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,596
Okay? Appreciate it.

839
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,758
Jesus! Did you see that look?

840
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,096
Guy doesn't know what's going on.

841
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,189
Think you stumped him.

842
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,237
Regional theater hack.

843
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,719
Huh?

844
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,634
- Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it?
- Yeah.

845
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,976
It's nice to get out of the house.

846
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,840
You know, we're not gonna be able
to do stuff like this if we have kids.

847
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,949
- What?
- Yeah.

848
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,280
- Why not?
- Well, I don't know.

849
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,016
I was thinking about it.
Remember Dan and Linda?

850
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,000
Remember how much time
we used to spend with them?

851
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,958
Just tons of fun.
And then they had those twins.

852
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,473
Boom! Off the grid, right?

853
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,750
Last time we saw them
was their Christmas card

854
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,880
with the wonky kids on it.

855
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,798
Yeah, I love those Christmas cards.
They look so happy.

856
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,074
But you know what I mean.

857
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,000
- We don't see them...
- Vodka tonic.

858
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,719
Harvey Wallbanger.

859
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,000
- Appreciate it.
- Thank you.

860
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,639
Cheers.

861
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,589
Did he get it right?

862
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,136
Huh. I do not know. I realized I've
never had one of these,

863
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,390
but that is a tasty drink.
It's kind of tart.

864
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,391
You wanna try it? Oh! Honey!

865
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,754
Honey! There's Brooks!

866
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,388
Brooks is here. Brooks is here.
We're about to win this thing!

867
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,710
- Yes, yes!
- Look who came in here.

868
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,229
Oh! No! I think he made us.

869
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,136
So what? It's over.
What, are they gonna try to stop us?

870
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,479
- Let's go.
- Yeah, probably.

871
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,518
But that's why I brought this.

872
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,336
Jesus Christ, honey!
Where did you get a gun?

873
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,590
No, no, that's the fake gun
from Brooks' fight.

874
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,115
- Oh, yeah. Boy, that looks real.
- Yeah, well, you know...

875
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,736
- Brooks never spares any expense.
- Look at that.

876
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,149
- Yeah, that's true.
- Okay. Follow my lead, huh?

877
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,355
Why? What are you doing?

878
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480
Lead?

879
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,676
Any of you fucking pricks move,

880
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,435
and I'll execute every motherfucking
last one of you!

881
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,635
Very nice, honey.

882
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,551
Pulp Fiction, anybody?
Right? It's a classic.

883
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,868
We love films.

884
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,757
Okay, what the fuck is this shit?

885
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,016
Well, you're gonna hand over the keys
'cause we're gonna take my brother.

886
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,075
Bullshit.

887
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,311
Oh! You know what's bullshit
is your bald, ugly face.

888
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,896
Uh-uh. No, that's personal.
Come on, honey, let's just keep it fun.

889
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,195
All right, I'm sorry I called you bald,
you little bitch!

890
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,838
Well, that's, again, you know...

891
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,150
- Let the gun do the talking. Come on.
- Okay. Ah!

892
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,998
On your knees. Hands in the air.

893
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,776
- Good. Good. Great.
- Heads on the ground. Eyes closed.

894
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,280
That's it. Get them up, reach for it.

895
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,096
- Hands up! That's right.
- There we go.

896
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,880
- All right, hands in the air!
- Get them up!

897
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,393
- Yep.
- Yo, where's my head go?

898
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,828
- Down.
- On the floor.

899
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,115
Just rest it.

900
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,496
How am I supposed
to put my hands in the air

901
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,856
- with my head on the ground?
- Fucking exactly.

902
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,518
I did have the same question.

903
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,440
Child's pose?
Do you guys know child's pose?

904
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,720
Fuck is a child's pose, man?

905
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,856
You've never done yoga?

906
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,920
- Okay, wow.
- No?

907
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,480
- Cover me.
- Show them, baby.

908
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,376
- All right. Arms out.
- Here she comes.

909
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,118
Knees apart if you have back problems.

910
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,360
And if you're doing it right,

911
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,352
you're really gonna feel that
lumbar opening up back there.

912
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,536
Let's put your head down.

913
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,438
Come on. I don't wanna have to use this.
Okay?

914
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,113
Okay.

915
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,153
Can't you just tell me who it was?

916
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:46,277
I know you, Kev. If I tell you,
you'll just obsess about it even more.

917
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,873
Okay, fine. How about this?

918
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,871
If I guess it right, you tell me.

919
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,029
Fine.

920
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,120
Was it an actor?

921
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,429
Yes. That tower is unstable.

922
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,636
I'm not stable! Was he over 40?

923
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,800
Yes. Be careful.

924
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,076
Okay. American?

925
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,355
Yes.

926
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,998
It's Tommy Lee Jones.

927
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,879
What? Ew. No.

928
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120
Denzel? Was it Denzel?
Denzel Washington?

929
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,475
It wasn't, unfortunately.

930
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,834
Thank God.

931
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,594
Um... Be careful.

932
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,398
Oh! Sweet freedom.

933
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,118
Oh, my God!

934
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,560
You see, this dumbass thought
he can keep us locked in here.

935
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,478
But guess what?
You can't lock us in here!

936
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,716
You see, hate put us in here!

937
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,189
- Okay, baby.
- But love is gonna bust us out!

938
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,793
- Ahh!
- Oh, my God!

939
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,115
Oh, my God!

940
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,713
Kev! Kev, are you okay?

941
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,472
Baby, I fell down.

942
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,279
There it is.

943
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,435
Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight!

944
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,669
Yeah, me, too.

945
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,071
I usually bring these girls
I wanna sleep with, and they just suck!

946
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,674
You're like a breath of fresh air.

947
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,273
Aw, thanks.

948
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,800
I usually go out with men
I find interesting and non-stupid,

949
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,393
so this is a bit new for me, too.

950
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,674
Whoa!

951
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,920
Are we cool?

952
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,633
Did I say something wrong?

953
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,800
No.

954
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,394
No, I mean I was wondering why you
asked me along tonight,

955
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,909
and now I know you
just needed a ringer, so...

956
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,953
Oh, did you... You thought
this was a date? I didn't...

957
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,391
No, actually.
Well, I was hoping it wasn't.

958
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,558
Then why are you wearing lipstick?

959
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,914
- I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.

960
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,274
What are you...

961
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,759
You can't touch a girl's mouth.

962
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,736
Why? Are you scared I'm
gonna smear your lipstick...

963
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,432
Oh, my God! You bit me!

964
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,696
Yeah, and I'll bite you again.

965
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,755
There's lipstick on here.

966
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,433
Oh, shut up!

967
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,477
I see you wiping off that date lipstick!

968
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,589
Ow!

969
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,716
That really hurt a little bit.

970
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,319
Hello?

971
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,118
Hello?

972
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,948
Um, excuse me?

973
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,393
Yeah, okay.

974
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,269
Um...

975
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,360
Hello?

976
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,191
Oh, oh! Oh, shit!

977
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,949
Holy shit!

978
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,995
God!

979
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,960
Come on! Bloody hell!

980
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,269
- What?
- Phew!

981
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,558
You guys scared me so bad.
What are you doing?

982
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,948
What the fuck is that?

983
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,478
Oh. Well, I just came from

984
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,576
a 6-hour murder mystery
where I played the corpse.

985
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,160
I must've dozed off
before I had a chance to clean up.

986
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,390
Well, you scared the shit out of us.

987
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,595
Really? Thank you.

988
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,720
Actually that means a lot
'cause I do my own makeup.

989
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,195
What kind of party
has a pregnant corpse?

990
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,477
No, I'm actually pregnant.
This isn't part of it. This is just...

991
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,595
Oh!

992
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,749
- Congrats.
- Thank you!

993
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,709
Um, we want you
to give us the final clue

994
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,837
to the murder mystery
Brooks Davis ordered.

995
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,831
Oh, my gosh.
But that would ruin the fun.

996
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,593
We don't want the fun.
We just wanna win.

997
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,352
Yeah, I can't do that.

998
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,916
This change your mind?

999
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,949
No.

1000
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,713
Don't...

1001
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,270
What about this?

1002
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,714
Mmm.

1003
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,233
You drive a hard bargain. Okay.

1004
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,709
Let's take it up a notch.

1005
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,675
I was hoping I wasn't
gonna have to dig this deep, but okay.

1006
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,910
Final offer.

1007
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,116
You know what? It doesn't matter
how slowly you slide it over!

1008
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,550
Okay? It's $17! How much do you want?

1009
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,595
- Um, I don't know. Probably $100.
- Give her $100.

1010
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,513
I don't have a hundred.

1011
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,356
How much have you got?

1012
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,115
$17.

1013
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,157
$17?

1014
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,793
You brought $17 out?

1015
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,151
Nice!

1016
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,635
- Thank you!
- Cool.

1017
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,076
So you're just gonna keep it. I got you.

1018
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,313
Stay back!

1019
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,416
Hey, buddy, can you just give us
the answer to the second riddle,

1020
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,668
'cause we're way behind.

1021
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,079
Don't you get it?

1022
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,832
That was not supposed to happen.

1023
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,229
Oh, what now? You guys already
did the breaking-in thing.

1024
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,754
Shut up! And get on the floor,
all of you!

1025
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,109
Whoa!

1026
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,191
Ron, you okay?

1027
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,231
No, Nathan, I'm not okay.

1028
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,959
Two guys came in here and attacked me.

1029
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,678
- Oh, my God.
- I know!

1030
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,797
And I quit Disney Cruises
for this bullshit.

1031
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,656
We can check,
but that doesn't make any sense.

1032
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,908
I'm not wearing a jacket.

1033
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,469
Maybe it means, like a book jacket.

1034
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,074
Why would a book have a jacket?

1035
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,960
Murder We Wrote.

1036
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,496
Glenda, something terrible has happened.

1037
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,520
What?

1038
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,056
Nathan and I
showed up for the takeaway,

1039
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,798
and Ron had been attacked.

1040
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,280
Where? At the Brooks Davis house?

1041
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,480
- Yes.
- Huh?

1042
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,520
What?

1043
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,119
Is everyone okay?

1044
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,998
No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda!

1045
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,516
I have a throbbing headache,
and they took the host!

1046
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,352
- Who took him?
- Kidnappers!

1047
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,114
Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals!

1048
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,600
I'm packed and I'm holding
I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden

1049
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,829
She lives for me

1050
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,274
- Sing into the mic.
- Jesus!

1051
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,395
No.

1052
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,075
Her own motivation
She goes round, and she goes down on me

1053
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,275
And you, Tats?

1054
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,193
You got something to say? No? Boop.

1055
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,590
Coming over you
Keep on smiling, what we go through

1056
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,679
One stop to the rhythm that divides you

1057
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,957
I see you eyeing that, Ponytail.
Not on my watch!

1058
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,917
Bingo! Bingo! I got them, baby.
Let's do this.

1059
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,435
Yes! Okay.

1060
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,393
Hey, hey, Brooks!

1061
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,676
- Guess who it is!
- Oh!

1062
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,673
Ready? Hello!

1063
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,296
- Look at that face!
- Oh, shit.

1064
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,355
That is priceless!

1065
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,016
You did not expect us this early,
did you?

1066
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,270
I've gotta capture this moment.
Honey, get in there.

1067
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,271
We'll take a quick little selfie here

1068
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,829
and send it off to the losers.
One, two, three.

1069
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,274
Cheese!

1070
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,554
Ha!

1071
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,736
Perfect. Oh, speak of the devil.

1072
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,876
There's Ryan now,
probably calling begging for help.

1073
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
- Ugh!
- Ignore.

1074
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,598
This is not a game, Max!

1075
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,192
Jesus! Guys, it's a wrap in here, okay?

1076
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,600
Show's over!

1077
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,656
Listen, I'm not a venture capitalist.
I'm a smuggler!

1078
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,478
- A smuggler?
- Yeah, I made a mistake.

1079
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,776
I sold the Bulgarian's egg
to a different guy.

1080
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,576
And I have to get it back to him,
or he's gonna kill me!

1081
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,440
"The Bulgarian's egg"? Wasn't that
the third Harry Potter book? Come on.

1082
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,040
Wait, I'm confused. So, this isn't
the end of this whole thing?

1083
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,275
No, it is the end, okay?

1084
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,158
You said, whoever catches you
gets the car.

1085
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,470
We found you, we get the car. Game over.

1086
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,756
No! I'm telling you! This is all real!

1087
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,616
The shitty actors are real?
Come on.

1088
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,480
How about that ridiculous fight?
Was that real?

1089
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,999
Is this gun real?

1090
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,080
Oh, no, Annie!

1091
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,435
Oh, no. Oh, no. Bang, bang.

1092
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,600
Ow!

1093
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,995
Blood!

1094
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,754
Oh, my God! I shot you!

1095
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,399
You fucking shot me!

1096
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,152
Cut me loose before we all get shot!

1097
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,360
Come on, untie me!

1098
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,920
- Get me out of here!
- Oh, God!

1099
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,634
Help me. Help.

1100
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,949
Oh, my God!

1101
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,336
- Go out! Go, go, go!
- What the fuck did you do to me?

1102
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,032
Come on, come on, come on.

1103
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,152
- Hey!
- Where are the guns?

1104
00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,755
You shot me.

1105
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,473
I know. I feel terrible.

1106
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,976
- Come on, man!
- Go! Go, go!

1107
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,096
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1108
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,176
Come on, come on, come on!

1109
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,576
- Oh, my God!
- Move your ass!

1110
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,352
- Honey, get in!
- Go, go!

1111
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,794
Go, go, go!

1112
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,678
Holy shit!

1113
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,753
Hold up! Hold up, motherfucker!

1114
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,236
- God damn it!
- Man, come on!

1115
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,376
Brooks, what the fuck
is going on with you? Start talking!

1116
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,834
I've lied to you
and the family about what I do.

1117
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,878
I buy and I sell illegal shit for people
in the black market.

1118
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,234
Really? So you're a criminal?

1119
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,640
Oh, my God! They're following us!

1120
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,656
But I made a mistake,
because there's this guy.

1121
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,736
They call him the Bulgarian.

1122
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,069
He's got his fingers in all these pies
around the world.

1123
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,231
- What kind of pies?
- Illegal pies, Max.

1124
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,136
You know, the kind of pies that have
heroin in them and guns and sex slaves.

1125
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,216
You know, all that kind of stuff.

1126
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,993
But he just wanted me to help him
find this Faberge egg.

1127
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,435
Fuck that! Faberge egg?

1128
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,056
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm serious.

1129
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,080
And I found it!

1130
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,799
But then there was this other guy,
this Marlon Freeman.

1131
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,950
He's willing to pay twice as much
for the same egg.

1132
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,576
So what? So you screwed over
the Bulgarian guy

1133
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,936
and those fellows behind us
work for him,

1134
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,776
and they just happen to crash your
murder mystery party?

1135
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,075
I know, right?
What are the odds of that?

1136
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,400
- Oh, too close, too close!
- Careful, careful!

1137
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,268
Watch out! Watch out!

1138
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,360
Oh, oh!

1139
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,268
- Shit!
- Sorry! You okay?

1140
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,475
Yeah, I'm all right.

1141
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,994
- We need to go to the cops now!
- Yeah, right now! Let's go!

1142
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,376
- We can't go to the cops!
- Why?

1143
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,800
The Bulgarian's got a ton of moles.

1144
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,955
On his face?

1145
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,959
No, in the police department.

1146
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,439
Look out!

1147
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,193
Careful!

1148
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,199
Oh, my God! This is insane!

1149
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,915
If you call the cops,
I'll be dead before I get to jail.

1150
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,656
Why don't we just get a hold
of this Marlon Freeman guy

1151
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,816
and buy the egg back from him?

1152
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,080
I couldn't find him if I wanted to.
That name's an alias.

1153
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,552
- Gun, gun, gun! Duck!
- Oh, oh...

1154
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,670
Okay, these guys are not stopping.
What do we do?

1155
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,912
They're not gonna stop
until they get me.

1156
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,991
I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this.

1157
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080
Oh, my God!

1158
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,470
I'm sorry for a lot of things.

1159
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,320
- Hey! What are you doing?
- What is he doing? What is he doing?

1160
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,751
- I love you, Max!
- Brooks, don't be an idiot!

1161
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,320
Stop the car!

1162
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,514
- Shit! Go, go, go!
- Oh, my God! Okay, okay.

1163
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,281
Fuck! What are we gonna do?
They're gonna kill my brother.

1164
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,040
Oh, Annie, I feel faint.
I'm gonna pass out.

1165
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,877
Oh, honey, we'll get you
to a hospital, okay?

1166
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,314
No, no, no! No hospitals.

1167
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,816
This is a gunshot wound,
they'll call the cops.

1168
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840
Shit, shit! Okay.

1169
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,434
So we go to a mob doctor, right?

1170
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,976
Do you know one of those, sweetheart?

1171
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,718
- No.
- No.

1172
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,800
What about a veterinarian
that works for the mob?

1173
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,838
- You know one of those?
- No.

1174
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,576
Come on. Why are you pitching
all the mob stuff?

1175
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,716
- I think 'cause I'm losing my shit here!
- I get it.

1176
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,960
You're gonna have to do it.

1177
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
- What?
- Yup.

1178
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,336
You're gonna have
to take the bullet out.

1179
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,616
I don't wanna... I don't wanna do it.

1180
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,856
You think I want you
to take the bullet out?

1181
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,240
I've seen you try to cut a chicken.
We have no other option.

1182
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,709
Oh, my God! This is so bad!

1183
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,438
I hate game night!

1184
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,400
Thank you!

1185
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,960
Hey!

1186
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,760
Oh, thank God.
Listen, Annie. It's all real.

1187
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800
Oh, no, I know.

1188
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,472
Brooks is caught up in something and...

1189
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,033
Okay, where are you guys?

1190
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,776
We're all at Brooks'.
Waiting to talk to the cops.

1191
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,030
No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops!

1192
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,280
What? Why? What's going on?

1193
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,760
- Are you guys okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

1194
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,990
We're fine. We're fine.
I shot Max, but he's fine.

1195
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,080
What?

1196
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,576
Look. We will meet you
back at our house.

1197
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,440
Whatever you do,
do not tell the cops anything.

1198
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,795
Brooks's life depends on it.

1199
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,879
- Hey.
- Hi.

1200
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,195
Okay.

1201
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,395
I got a bunch of stuff.

1202
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,480
Yeah.

1203
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,235
Pocket knife. Tweezers.

1204
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,753
Sewing kit. Gauze.

1205
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,456
Good, good. All right.
Wow, you did great!

1206
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,914
Yeah.
And they didn't have rubbing alcohol.

1207
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,878
And they don't sell hard liquor,
so I got you this lovely chard.

1208
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,156
Good idea. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl.

1209
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,197
What else did you get, huh?
More good stuff?

1210
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,990
What is helpful in Country Living?

1211
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,914
Oh, that's for later. There's a corn
chowder recipe. It looks really good.

1212
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,040
- You love corn chowder, huh?
- Sweet. I do, yeah.

1213
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,216
- That'll cheer you up.
- Thank you.

1214
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,719
Okay. And then a squeaky toy.

1215
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,275
- Huh.
- For your mouth.

1216
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,440
- For the pain.
- Mmm-hmm.

1217
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,200
Okay. Well, hopefully I won't need this.

1218
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,077
- Okay, let's see this bad boy.
- All right.

1219
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,349
Yeah, careful.

1220
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,158
- Okay.
- All right.

1221
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,400
- Okay.
- Okay.

1222
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,696
- We're gonna push past it.
- No problem. No problem.

1223
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,976
- We're gonna get the bullet out.
- Let's just Google.

1224
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,416
Honey, can you return the text later?

1225
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,280
This is instructions
on how to remove a bullet.

1226
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,816
- Oh, sorry.
- It's an alt-right militia website,

1227
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,480
so I'm just gonna
ignore the racist stuff.

1228
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,669
- Good. Good, good.
- Yeah?

1229
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,313
Okay. "Step one, sterile gloves."

1230
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,988
Check!

1231
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,336
We're doing the best we can, right?

1232
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,078
Okay. Yeah. We're getting by.

1233
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,753
"Step two."

1234
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,434
Um... Okay. "Disinfect wound."

1235
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,596
Right, yeah.
That's gonna sting, isn't it?

1236
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,079
Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

1237
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,479
- Let's do it.
- Okay?

1238
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,555
That smarts, huh?

1239
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,472
Yeah.

1240
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,596
Gonna administer anesthetic.

1241
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,896
- We don't have that.
- Just gonna skip that one. Okay.

1242
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,640
"Step four,
apply pressure above the wound."

1243
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,591
Here, you squeeze that there.

1244
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,776
- I got it.
- Great. Thank you.

1245
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,360
We're just gonna
make two tiny incisions...

1246
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,016
- Oh, my God.
- On either side of the wound.

1247
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,235
Easy-peasy. Huh?

1248
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,714
This is fun, huh?

1249
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,671
- Are you having fun?
- No.

1250
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,869
Let's get the bullet.

1251
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,376
- Okay. Here we go.
- Let's get in there and get it.

1252
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,576
- Nice and small, nice and small, baby.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

1253
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,669
Tiny, teeny.

1254
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,749
That's not small. That's really big!

1255
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,955
So big?

1256
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,156
Way too big, baby.
It's a bullet, not a grapefruit.

1257
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,456
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
This is my first time. I don't know...

1258
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,959
Oh, there's so much blood.

1259
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,471
- No, no. Don't you start doing that.
- No, you're gonna make...

1260
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,995
- I'm sorry.
- Stop it.

1261
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,536
I'm looking at you,
and you're making me...

1262
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,016
Well, don't look at me.
I won't look at it.

1263
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,816
- Push through. Let's go.
- Okay. All right, okay.

1264
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,936
- No more cutting.
- Oh, shit.

1265
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,096
Just get the tweezers
and get the bullet out, baby.

1266
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,348
Shit, shit, shit. Um...

1267
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,556
- What? What happened?
- Phone went to sleep.

1268
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,936
You gotta set it so that thing stays on.

1269
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,176
- No. My phone doesn't do that.
- Sure it does.

1270
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,576
Same phone as mine. Just change it.

1271
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,936
Just gonna touch it with my nose
every 30 seconds. It's fine.

1272
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,416
Don't be afraid of your phone.
Get in there, go to the settings,

1273
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,176
go to "Display" and change the timing
so that it doesn't revert to sleep mode.

1274
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,235
- Revert?
- Yeah.

1275
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,976
What are you, Steve Jobs?
I'm not reverting anything. No.

1276
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,096
No, I'm just
unafraid of my phone, honey.

1277
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,120
It's so fucking simple.

1278
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,318
Shh! Quiet. I know what I'm doing, okay?

1279
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,714
Do you?

1280
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
Yes.

1281
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,752
- Here we go. Here we go.
- Here she goes.

1282
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,399
You're like a dolphin.

1283
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,278
All right. This part's gonna hurt.

1284
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,589
I don't... I don't doubt it.

1285
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,159
Okay, let's do this.

1286
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,600
Okay.

1287
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,954
Ooh... Oh, wait.

1288
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,840
What is that?

1289
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,880
You hear that?

1290
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,513
What's that sound? What's that sound?

1291
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,828
Is that the bullet?

1292
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,275
- That's bone!
- What?

1293
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,918
That's not right.

1294
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,194
Okay. Um, what do the racists say
if you can't find the bullet?

1295
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,696
Yeah, that's bone. You got the bone.

1296
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,711
I'm looking at my bone. Look right here.

1297
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,952
Max, did you get shot twice?

1298
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,275
That's the exit wound.

1299
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,313
Oh, it came out!

1300
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,919
Yup. Nothing to remove.

1301
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,280
The bullet has exited the arm.

1302
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,656
Well, let's just sew
that sucker up, huh?

1303
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,680
Yeah.

1304
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,599
No, no. Honey, don't, don't look at...

1305
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,715
Stop it.

1306
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,189
I'm sorry.

1307
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,136
Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks,
and the only way to save him

1308
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,390
is to get that egg
from this Marlon Freeman guy.

1309
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,074
I can't believe your brother's been
lying to us this whole time.

1310
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,878
He's even cooler than we thought.

1311
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,349
Honey, I think you sewed my arm
to my sleeve.

1312
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,616
I didn't even know
Morgan Freeman collected Faberge eggs.

1313
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,437
Aren't those worth millions of dollars?

1314
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,476
It's Marlon Freeman,
but that's just an alias.

1315
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,696
Somehow, we gotta find out
his real name, find out his address.

1316
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,870
- Police computer.
- What do you mean?

1317
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,030
I once dated this girl
whose father was a cop.

1318
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,076
She showed me her dad's police computer.

1319
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,958
It has a database with
every known alias on it.

1320
00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,679
I bet we could find Marlon Wayans'
real name on it.

1321
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,376
So, if we called her up, would she
let you go on her dad's computer?

1322
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,709
No. No. No way! That ended badly.

1323
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,840
So how are we gonna get into a police
computer without the cops knowing?

1324
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,256
- Billy Bob Thornton!
- What?

1325
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,316
- What?
- You slept with Billy Bob, didn't you?

1326
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,757
Hang on. Hang on. I know
where we can get on a police computer.

1327
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,110
- Hey!
- Gary!

1328
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,799
Goodness.

1329
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,436
To what do
Bastian and I owe the pleasure?

1330
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,999
Well, we were all just talking,

1331
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,913
and we realized
we haven't had a game night in ages,

1332
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,638
just the 7 of us.

1333
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,720
So...

1334
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,756
I thought you were going
to your brother's house.

1335
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,989
I never said that.

1336
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,196
Come on, Gare Bear.
Live a little! It's the weekend!

1337
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,397
We were just saying how you were always
better at games than Debbie was.

1338
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,675
I'll thank you
not to besmirch my ex-wife.

1339
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,599
That woman is an angel.

1340
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,912
Oh. Yeah, she was much better at games
than you.

1341
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,476
I will admit I have eagerly awaited
a visit such as this.

1342
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,834
Where'd he go?

1343
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,993
Do we follow him?

1344
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,274
It seems like it.

1345
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,998
- Ryan, you go first.
- I'm scared.

1346
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,228
Help yourself to popped corn
with sea salt.

1347
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,151
Oh! Oh!

1348
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,519
Yummy, yummy.

1349
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,634
I can't believe that you read my mind.
I was craving popcorn.

1350
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,109
You have a framed photo of game night?

1351
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,108
Doesn't everyone have photographs
of their best friends in their homes?

1352
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,955
Of course. We do.

1353
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,312
Max, uh, you wanna go first?

1354
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,277
Okay, I'll start. I'll do it.

1355
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,114
Oh. There's a loose one.

1356
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,589
Always in the middle.
That's where you wanna go.

1357
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,079
Can I use your john real quick?

1358
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,549
Of course.
It's the end of the hall, next to our...

1359
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,838
My bedroom.

1360
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,355
Okay.

1361
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,552
Oh, no, Gary.

1362
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,715
So, Sarah, how long have you two
been a couple?

1363
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,028
Oh, no! No, we're not. We just...

1364
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,277
We work together. I wouldn't, um...
I wouldn't do that thing.

1365
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,832
I see. I thought I detected a certain
chemistry between the two of you.

1366
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,520
No. No way.

1367
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,310
- No, that's not...
- Mmm. Mmm.

1368
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,269
Then again, I'm not the best judge
of chemistry in the world.

1369
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,389
Hmm.

1370
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,672
Oh, because your wife left you.

1371
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,468
Oh, shit.

1372
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,350
Hello, Donald Anderton.

1373
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,356
Oh!

1374
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,556
So many possible moves.
I just don't know where to begin.

1375
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,118
Um, maybe... Ooh...

1376
00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,056
- Decision-making.
- Come on, Annie. Just make up your mind.

1377
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,638
- No!
- Please! No?

1378
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,792
Yup, take your time.

1379
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,678
Oh, Brooks. What have you
gotten yourself into?

1380
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,033
Oh, shit. Where did you
come from, little guy?

1381
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,279
Son of a bitch.
Hey! What are you, a vampire?

1382
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,159
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1383
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,396
Oh, my God. Has that got it?

1384
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,439
No, that doesn't got it.
God damn it. Come on!

1385
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,960
No!

1386
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,840
I should go check on him.

1387
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,320
I think he's fine.

1388
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,552
- He cried out.
- Tell me about Debbie.

1389
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,628
I beg your pardon.

1390
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,831
Oh, just I... I never met her.
I'd love to hear all about her.

1391
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,233
Where do I begin?

1392
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,994
All right, you wanna take a bath?
We'll take a little bath.

1393
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,950
There we go. Okay.
All right. Here we go.

1394
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,033
There we go, huh? Huh?

1395
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,714
Oh, it's so much worse.

1396
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,836
Oh, God. And what did I do to this?
What the fuck is this thing?

1397
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,475
Oh, Debbie.

1398
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,754
Oh!

1399
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,754
Okay. Fuck this.

1400
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,191
Hey, guys, Gary was right.
It's awful late.

1401
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,589
Let's get home, get to bed, huh?
Get out of his hair.

1402
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,875
We haven't finished the game.
It's your turn, Max.

1403
00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,268
Oh, my turn, huh?

1404
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,954
Okay, be careful now, Max.
Oh!

1405
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,758
Well, game over. I went in a little hot.

1406
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,832
- Why did you...
- Thanks! Good to see you, Gary.

1407
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,116
When shall we play next?

1408
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,192
Soon. We'll call you.

1409
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,918
Bastian. Baby!

1410
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,719
So, how are we supposed to get this egg
out of Donald Anderton's house?

1411
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,438
I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out.

1412
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,159
"Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary.

1413
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,834
- Hello?
- We have your brother.

1414
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,869
Um...

1415
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,473
Okay. Uh, we know where the egg is,

1416
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,776
and we're actually
on our way there right now.

1417
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,536
We can do a swap, okay?
Please don't hurt Brooks.

1418
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,473
Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge
at midnight. If you're late, he dies.

1419
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,993
- Oh, my God.
- Um...

1420
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,120
Boy, that's less than an hour from now.

1421
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,629
Hello?

1422
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,871
What's up with this guy's voice?
He sounds like a monster.

1423
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,792
He's using a voice changer, Ryan.

1424
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,189
He still sounds like a scary monster.

1425
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,274
And we are here.

1426
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,936
All right. You guys head home,

1427
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,296
and I will call as soon
as I get the egg, all right?

1428
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,470
What? Wait a second. Wait.
I'm going with you.

1429
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,696
No, Annie. It could be very, very
dangerous in there, okay?

1430
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,001
Listen, Brooks shouldn't have
dragged any of us into this,

1431
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,776
but he is my brother,
and it's up to me to fix it.

1432
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,870
No, bullshit!
We're all in this together!

1433
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,076
No, no, no. Max is right.
You guys should go home,

1434
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,435
but you and I are doing this.

1435
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,955
Okay, what happens
if you guys don't make it out?

1436
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,376
We don't come to game night because
we're dying to play charades and shit.

1437
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,720
We come because we love you guys.

1438
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,876
Honestly, this is
the best part of our week.

1439
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,111
Mine, too. And I have
a lot of options on the weekend.

1440
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,270
Wow. You guys...

1441
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,391
Thank you. That's very nice.

1442
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,917
Aw, good friends.

1443
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,831
You should probably go, though, right?
I mean, you don't even know us.

1444
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,798
Yeah, why are you still here?

1445
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,236
Oh, I don't know.
I just got caught up in it.

1446
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,311
Also, if I go home now,

1447
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,216
and then I read in the newspaper
tomorrow that you all died,

1448
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,199
I'll just... I'll feel shit that I left,
so I'm gonna stick around.

1449
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,996
You still read the newspaper?

1450
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,957
That's what you got from that?

1451
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,031
How are we gonna get into this place?

1452
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,916
Go! Go! Go! Go!

1453
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,839
Okay.

1454
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,312
Looks like they got a party going on.
This could be good.

1455
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,988
Where is everybody?

1456
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,908
No way!

1457
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,556
It's some kind of rich guy's fight club.

1458
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,473
I knew it. They are real.

1459
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,589
Come on!

1460
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,390
That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer!

1461
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,111
Man, this is some
Django Unchained bullshit.

1462
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,200
Water!

1463
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,476
That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy!

1464
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,830
Rich people are fucked up!

1465
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,150
Kramer, get Logan ready!

1466
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,153
Okay, minimum buy in is now 10 grand.

1467
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,713
Okay, I think we should split up.

1468
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,120
Yeah. And let's start upstairs.

1469
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,120
Anybody finds the egg,
just text the others, okay?

1470
01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,016
And for God's sake, be careful with it.
All right?

1471
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,040
Got you. I got it.

1472
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,275
Be safe.

1473
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:34,800
What are you...
What are you doing?

1474
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,154
Who says the egg isn't in here?

1475
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,958
Also, I have a really good feeling
about Logan.

1476
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,351
Egg, egg, egg.
Wow! This is some bedroom.

1477
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,176
Does it remind you
of your celebrity boyfriend's?

1478
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,349
Are you still on this?

1479
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,040
Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle.
That's all I can think about.

1480
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,189
And that's saying a lot,

1481
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,397
considering we got Eyes Wide Fight Club
going on downstairs.

1482
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,352
Why is this so important to you?

1483
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:59,109
Because, Michelle, look,
I am losing my mind here. Okay?

1484
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,679
We were broken up at the time.

1485
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,150
I got a hand job from Karen Waller,
so you had every right to.

1486
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,634
So why not just tell me?

1487
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,756
Okay, fine.

1488
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,999
It was 10 years ago.

1489
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,909
I was at a gas station,
and I noticed a guy at the next pump.

1490
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:22,230
It was Denzel Washington.

1491
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,708
Hold up.

1492
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,310
It actually was Denzel?

1493
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,469
Yeah.

1494
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,392
He was really nice.

1495
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,268
He made some joke about how premium gas
is probably the same as regular.

1496
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,954
I took a chance, and I asked him
if he wanted to get drinks.

1497
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,268
He said yes.

1498
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,433
We both got a little tipsy.

1499
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,272
I offered to pay for drinks,
and he let me,

1500
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,879
which I thought was pretty cool.

1501
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,709
We danced for hours.

1502
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,080
Eventually, we ended up
back at his place,

1503
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,072
and one thing led to another.

1504
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,952
It was just
this crazy thing that happened,

1505
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,712
and, in a weird way, it made me realize

1506
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,236
the only person
I ever wanna be with is you.

1507
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,080
Nah.

1508
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,039
Nah. I don't believe it.

1509
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,958
- Oh, you...
- Mmm-mmm.

1510
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,917
Well, I took a picture with him
at the club.

1511
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,832
I put it in a hidden folder.

1512
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,035
Denzel and Michelle.

1513
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,319
Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel.

1514
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:30,828
Yeah, it is.

1515
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,149
Mmm. No, it's not.

1516
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,635
Dude looks a lot like Denzel,

1517
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,469
but, uh, it's not him.

1518
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,835
You're crazy. That's...
Look at that, that's Denzel.

1519
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,040
Okay, let me ask you this.
Did he say he was Denzel?

1520
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,519
Well, no.

1521
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,079
He tried to introduce himself,
and I cut him off

1522
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,469
because I told him I knew who he was.

1523
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,110
- What kind of car did he drive?
- A BMW.

1524
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,428
- Hmm.
- 3 series.

1525
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,239
Mmm. What was his place like?

1526
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,395
It... It was a two-bedroom condo.

1527
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,797
And he used the, um, spare room
as an office, so...

1528
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,920
Do you hear
what you're saying right now?

1529
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,638
Hold on, let me see.

1530
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,835
When you zoom in,
the nose gives it away, right?

1531
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,399
- God damn!
- Mmm-hmm.

1532
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,472
Look, don't beat yourself up about it,
okay? There is some good news.

1533
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,359
If you wanna get with Denzel, huh,

1534
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,476
he's standing right here!

1535
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:29,350
Because the real Denzel
ain't got shit on me.

1536
01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:37,200
I mean, how does this monster have
5 kids? We don't get to have one.

1537
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,115
Well, his wife looks like
she's about 15.

1538
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,550
Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine.

1539
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,915
Right, right. No, I know, honey.
We're just gonna...

1540
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,675
We're gonna keep plugging away
until something sticks, okay?

1541
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,513
Gee, you really sound like a guy
who wants to have a kid.

1542
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,720
Well, you know, I'm just...

1543
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,917
I'm a little distracted right now,
honey, as you might imagine.

1544
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,709
Look, if you're not into this,
you kind of gotta tell me.

1545
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,320
Listen.

1546
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,151
I wanna have a baby,
but how do I explain this? Um...

1547
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,040
Do you remember how we used to play
Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes,

1548
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,216
and we could play all night?

1549
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,496
Do you remember, this one time,
I made it all the way up to level 86,

1550
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,896
- and you were not too far behind, right?
- 85, but...

1551
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,400
And then I kicked your ass at Galaga.

1552
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,320
- So anyway, what is the point?
- Mmm... Anyway,

1553
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,271
do you remember
how we stayed alive so long?

1554
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,271
All we did was we ate the pellets.

1555
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,079
We never ate the fruit
because the fruit is how they get you.

1556
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,273
Oh, you're doing a metaphor!

1557
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:30,839
Yes, but here's the problem.

1558
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,388
No matter how long you and I
stayed alive in the game,

1559
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,600
neither one of us ever made it
up to the leader board.

1560
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,751
And you think if we have a baby,

1561
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,239
we'll be officially settling down,

1562
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,709
and you'll never make it
onto the leader board of life?

1563
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,392
That's such a good metaphor.

1564
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,755
Yeah, no, it's not.
It's kind of bullshit.

1565
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,840
Why?

1566
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,717
- What are we, 16 years old?
- No.

1567
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,553
You wanna go backpacking
through Europe? Huh?

1568
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,553
You wanna, like, have some wine coolers
on a football field

1569
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,312
with Rebecca De Mornay?

1570
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,152
Not specifically.

1571
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,880
You know
who's always gone for the fruit, Max?

1572
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:06,238
Your criminal brother, and that is why
the ghosts are about to eat him!

1573
01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,118
Look who's embracing the metaphor.

1574
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,679
I'm so... I'm... Wow.

1575
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,833
You know what? All this time,
I've just been thinking

1576
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:17,038
that if I helped you beat Brooks,
you would be less stressed.

1577
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,590
But you don't wanna beat Brooks.
You wanna be Brooks.

1578
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:24,517
I'm gonna look somewhere else.

1579
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,595
Come on, Logan! Boomer ain't shit!

1580
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,159
Hey, ADHD!

1581
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,800
We're supposed to be looking for the...

1582
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,999
Holy shit. I'm right again.

1583
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,712
Wait, where are you going?

1584
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,776
Everybody's watching the fight.
I'm gonna go grab it.

1585
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,633
- No, don't fucking...
- Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.

1586
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,680
Kill him!

1587
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,591
Oh, shit!

1588
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,240
Who the hell are you?

1589
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,280
Me?

1590
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,352
Yeah. Who are you?
And what are you doing with my egg?

1591
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,270
Oh. I was just admiring it.

1592
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:30,399
I got a bunch of these fancy-pants eggs
back at home. In my mansion.

1593
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,115
- Uh-huh.
- This one's ugly. Hmm.

1594
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,039
Does anybody know this guy?

1595
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:41,797
I certainly hope so.
I'm the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems.

1596
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,438
I should go.

1597
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,514
Boomer, take him down.

1598
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,556
Everyone hold on a goddamn second!

1599
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,269
Boomer!

1600
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,160
Hey, any luck yet?

1601
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,435
- No.
- You?

1602
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,559
Go! Go! Go! I got it! I got it!
Let's go! Come on!

1603
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,936
Sorry. Sorry.

1604
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,154
Hey, Ryan! Ryan!

1605
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,874
Oh, shit.

1606
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,559
No!

1607
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,073
Okay, okay.

1608
01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,513
Shit!

1609
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,030
Michelle, I'm open! Hit me.
Hit me. Baby.

1610
01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:33,719
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Security!

1611
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,199
No, you don't.

1612
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,353
Holy shit!

1613
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,668
Kev, up here! Throw it!

1614
01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,760
I got it!

1615
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,715
Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!

1616
01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,154
Oh, no! No! No! Get away! Get away!

1617
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,752
Okay. Oh!

1618
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,559
Go to the other side!

1619
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,993
Oh, my God!

1620
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,036
Annie! Annie, where are you?

1621
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,839
- Max! Max!
- Over here! Hey!

1622
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,034
No, no, no!

1623
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,588
Get off me!

1624
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,520
No!

1625
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,591
That was easy.

1626
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,758
Oh.

1627
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,432
Man, glass tables
are acting weird tonight.

1628
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,918
Go, go, go!

1629
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,112
Get in! Get in the van!

1630
01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,792
Get in, get in, get in!

1631
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,916
Get them! Get them!

1632
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,830
So, you don't wanna have a baby,
so we can do more shit like that?

1633
01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,631
No. No.

1634
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,190
Is that the fruit
you were thinking about?

1635
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,237
Mmm-mmm.
That's not the fruit. No.

1636
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,913
Hey, thanks for the assist.

1637
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,559
Yeah.

1638
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,395
I don't even know why
I really did it.

1639
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,960
Do you think
it's 'cause you're falling for me?

1640
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,160
I...

1641
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,712
Not... Not sure.

1642
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,634
Ugh. I was joking.

1643
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,358
Oh. Okay. Yeah.

1644
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,356
Aren't you gonna say
you were joking, too?

1645
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,748
Do you want me to?

1646
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,336
- Oh, my God, you're making this weird.
- No, I'm not.

1647
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,873
- Stop it.
- Okay, fine.

1648
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,056
It's two minutes to 12:00.
Where the hell is this bridge?

1649
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,117
GPS says it's right around here,
but I don't see it.

1650
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,997
Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street.

1651
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,360
Oh, shit!

1652
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,471
- Oh, my!
- That's great.

1653
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,156
That's great.
Now they're gonna kill my brother.

1654
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,269
Oh, God!

1655
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,239
Hold on.

1656
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,437
I'm not an expert,
but these gems look plastic to me.

1657
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,715
"Made in China."
Is this thing not even real?

1658
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,597
Maybe just that sticker
was made in China.

1659
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,016
- Let's let them talk.
- Can I see?

1660
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,840
Hey, why would the Bulgarian
ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg?

1661
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,912
Uh, I don't think he wanted
an egg at all.

1662
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,992
I think he wanted
what was inside the egg.

1663
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,076
"WITSEC." What is that?

1664
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,235
Um...

1665
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,992
We could ask them?

1666
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,197
You tell anyone
we were coming here?

1667
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,679
No.

1668
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,989
I've got your egg.

1669
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,080
You do?

1670
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,639
Yeah, but we broke it.

1671
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,233
- What?
- Well, it was a fake.

1672
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,976
But we have the list of names
that was inside.

1673
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,399
That's what you wanted, right?

1674
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,870
Okay. Get on the ground.

1675
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,816
We've got what you want.
Can't you just let us go?

1676
01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:03,115
I said, "On the ground!"

1677
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,816
You, too, playboy, get over there.
Get on the ground.

1678
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,955
Yeah.

1679
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,840
None of that
child pose bullshit, either.

1680
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:12,000
The Bulgarian's gonna kill me,
probably you guys, too.

1681
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,388
Why did you come here?

1682
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,456
Because you're my brother,
and I can't just let you die,

1683
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:16,656
even though you might deserve it.

1684
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,796
Yeah, it's me. We got them all here.

1685
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,554
You're unbelievable, you know that?

1686
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,870
You've always
been a better person than me.

1687
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,632
You gotta shut up. Okay?

1688
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,712
Listen. I'm a fraud, Max.

1689
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,553
I'm not the carefree dude
that wins at everything he touches.

1690
01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:34,074
You know how I win?
I cheat. I cheat at everything.

1691
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,276
I even cheated when we were kids
playing Battleship.

1692
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,228
What?

1693
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,790
Didn't you ever wonder why I made you
sit with your back to the TV?

1694
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,678
It was so I could see your ships
in the reflection.

1695
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:49,275
I mean, I even took five grand
every time we played Monopoly

1696
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,960
before we even started playing the game.

1697
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:54,430
I cheated at the Game of Life.
And at the game of life.

1698
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,919
You son of a bitch.

1699
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,195
- You son of a bitch!
- Sit down.

1700
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,296
- What about you, Princess?
- I don't have anything.

1701
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,756
But it didn't stop there
because, when we grew up, Max,

1702
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,115
you went off to college, and I...

1703
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,236
You got a career.

1704
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:13,034
You married the greatest girl
in the world.

1705
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,031
I knew I couldn't keep up
with that success.

1706
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,077
So I...

1707
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,396
I told everyone that I got a job
on Wall Street.

1708
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,959
And I did.

1709
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,913
Selling coke to traders.

1710
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:26,429
You didn't invest in Panera?

1711
01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:27,999
I ate at Panera.

1712
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,718
Jesus Christ.

1713
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,597
What's going on?

1714
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,536
But that's why I've been trying
to make it up to you.

1715
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:34,936
That's what this whole game night
was about.

1716
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,952
See, I had it rigged
so that you'd finally win.

1717
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,912
The last clue was gonna lead you...

1718
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,319
Your jacket pocket.

1719
01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,513
Huh.

1720
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,672
Surprise!

1721
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,838
I even managed to fuck that up, though.
I'm so sorry.

1722
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,911
I'm so sorry, Max.

1723
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,950
I think we're gonna be okay, though.
I got a feeling.

1724
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,234
You want us to kill them all?

1725
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,355
What?

1726
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,096
- Okay.
- Wait, wait. Just let us go.

1727
01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,296
We won't tell anyone anything.

1728
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,080
We got you the list!

1729
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,714
- What the fuck, man?
- Fuck! God damn it!

1730
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,016
- Oh, shit. The fuzz.
- Fuck, man!

1731
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,359
Freeze!

1732
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:27,635
Gary?

1733
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,816
Don't even think about it, pig.

1734
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,400
Can't say I care for that nomenclature.

1735
01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,795
Get down!

1736
01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,392
Come on, bitch!

1737
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,960
Motherfucker!

1738
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,119
God damn it!

1739
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,673
Hey, isn't that your neighbor?

1740
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,416
When did Gary get so cool?

1741
01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,475
Oh, my God!

1742
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,675
Everybody okay?

1743
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,456
- You're a cool-ass cat, Gary.
- You all right?

1744
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,072
Fine, thank you,

1745
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:07,589
though, in sliding, my belt buckle
may have inadvertently scratched

1746
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:09,238
the finish of my squad car.

1747
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,912
How did you know we were in trouble?

1748
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,150
The nocturnal Jenga game,

1749
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,235
my blood-spattered marital souvenirs,

1750
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,989
and Max's curious search history
piqued my interest.

1751
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,435
- Right. Oh, God.
- You, uh...

1752
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,238
You saved our lives.

1753
01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,469
Thank you.

1754
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,360
Just doing my job.

1755
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,309
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

1756
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,470
- Shit!
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

1757
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,715
Gary!

1758
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,856
Hello? I need an ambulance.
Officer down.

1759
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,376
- Oh, shit!
- Hang in there, pal.

1760
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,753
Hang on. Hang on, pal.

1761
01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,016
Hang on. You're gonna be all right.

1762
01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,216
We're gonna get you to a hospital.

1763
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,878
Okay, look at me. Gary, look.

1764
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,916
You have got a lot to live for, okay?

1765
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000
Do I?

1766
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,559
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1767
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,517
I have no wife.

1768
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,632
- No friends.
- That's not true.

1769
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,915
No, don't say that.

1770
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,936
- You got us. We're your friends.
- You've got us.

1771
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:02,431
You don't even like
spending time with me.

1772
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,839
Yes, we do. We just...

1773
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,592
We've been a little selfish. That's all.

1774
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,416
- Right, right.
- You know, I'm sorry about that.

1775
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,440
Oh, God. Oh, God.

1776
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,317
- Bastian.
- Huh?

1777
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,274
Someone please take care of Bastian.

1778
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,511
Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian
yourself, okay?

1779
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,776
Listen, soon as you get out
of the hospital,

1780
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,880
you're gonna come to every single
game night we have.

1781
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,319
Don't...

1782
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,749
Yeah?

1783
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,752
Don't you ever

1784
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,591
exclude me again.

1785
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,558
- Never exclude you again, pal.
- No.

1786
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,629
- Oh, God. What is that?
- What's that?

1787
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,676
Is that a blood clot?

1788
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,549
It's a blood capsule.

1789
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,312
- Huh?
- A blood capsule?

1790
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,909
And that is how
you do a game night.

1791
01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:54,629
What?

1792
01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,398
I've duped you all.

1793
01:18:58,480 --> 01:18:59,480
Wha...

1794
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,676
Hold on a second. Are you telling me
that this whole thing was a game?

1795
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,468
- What? What?
- Damn!

1796
01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,560
Shit!

1797
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,398
I'm sorry. They got up. They got up.

1798
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,776
When I learned you stopped inviting me
to your game nights,

1799
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,598
I hijacked
Brooks's murder mystery party,

1800
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,511
and I staged a kidnapping of my own.

1801
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,079
You gotta be kidding me.

1802
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:22,357
What better way to prove my worth
as a game night participant?

1803
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:24,476
Well, what about these dudes?
Are they actors?

1804
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,516
Oh, no. They're... They're felons.

1805
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,600
Felons?

1806
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,336
I was able to shave some time off
of their parole

1807
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,555
in exchange
for this little side project.

1808
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,915
We square now?

1809
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,319
Thank you, gentlemen.

1810
01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,674
That lady hit me with the car.

1811
01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,376
Hey, what the hell kind of psycho
are you?

1812
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,994
You put us through all this,
just for your own amusement?

1813
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,436
No, no. Just the opposite.
For your amusement.

1814
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:44,669
Did everyone have fun?

1815
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,438
- No! No.
- Yeah. No.

1816
01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,158
No fun! I got shot!

1817
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,309
By me!

1818
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,960
I don't see how that's possible.
My men were using blanks.

1819
01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,996
Well, that was my gun.
It was a real gun.

1820
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,753
So, this whole thing, the Faberge egg,

1821
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,353
the Bulgarian, that was you?

1822
01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,109
You've lost me.

1823
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,350
The egg, the WITSEC list?

1824
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,476
It's all you. All part of your game?

1825
01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,656
This is a list of people in
the Federal Witness Protection program.

1826
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:12,795
How did you get this?

1827
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,269
From inside the egg.
Stop fucking with us. It's over!

1828
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,079
I'm not fudging with you.
I honestly have no idea what...

1829
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,435
Oh, boy. Yikes!

1830
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,096
- I mean, how stupid do you think we are?
- Hey, Max.

1831
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,156
Gang, are we looking
at the big twist here?

1832
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,753
He gets shot again!

1833
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:31,496
And by who? A couple of new characters
you introduce at the last minute.

1834
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,033
Dude, you've jumped the shark!

1835
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,712
Do you go to the magic shop

1836
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,040
- to buy a bunch of these little bullets?
- No.

1837
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,473
Hang on.

1838
01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,518
This is Officer Kingsbury.
We got a 10-00 on the 4th Street.

1839
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,750
Which one of you is Brooks Davis?

1840
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,199
It's funny.
You don't look like an asshole.

1841
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,996
Do I look like an asshole to you?

1842
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,629
No.

1843
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,995
One of us has to be the asshole
in this transaction

1844
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,674
because otherwise I'd have my egg,
and you'd have your money.

1845
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,116
But instead, we've wasted our night
tracking you down.

1846
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,598
Now, we're gonna have to kill you.

1847
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,318
- What? No, no, no, no.
- What?

1848
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,113
Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming?

1849
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,158
Hi, I'm Max.
I'm Brooks's brother.

1850
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,310
And, you know, look. He screwed up.

1851
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,656
- Right? You got greedy.
- Oh, yeah.

1852
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,715
He admits it.

1853
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,677
Good news is, though,
that we got your egg.

1854
01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:26,515
It is broken. Uh, my screw up.

1855
01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,068
But, um, I got the list.

1856
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,960
which I bet you've been after
this whole time.

1857
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,040
What about this?

1858
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,031
How about

1859
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,673
you take this list for free,
and we all go our separate ways?

1860
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,716
Nobody gets hurt.

1861
01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,758
Uh, except the poor folks on this list,
I'm guessing.

1862
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,075
Okay.

1863
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,760
Okay?

1864
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:51,440
Deal. Makes perfect sense.

1865
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,520
No, no. You give him that list,
he's gonna kill me.

1866
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:54,879
That's nonsense.

1867
01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,631
What the hell is wrong with you?

1868
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,076
I'm just trying to buy myself some time.

1869
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,232
Not much. We're just gonna
cut it out of you on the jet. Take him.

1870
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,472
Don't follow us, Max. I'm serious!

1871
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:12,676
I'm not worried about that.

1872
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:17,799
You just letting them go?

1873
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,950
Yeah, they've done nothing wrong.

1874
01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,071
Only this one.

1875
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,833
- Let's go.
- Don't follow us!

1876
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,956
Gary! He's breathing.

1877
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,376
You know, the only private air terminal
around here is at Conway.

1878
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,958
Yeah. How are we gonna get there?

1879
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,936
Brooks's house is
not that far from here.

1880
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,075
But our car's not there.

1881
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,429
Yeah, it is.

1882
01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,039
You know, you don't have to do this
because I can just poop it out.

1883
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,190
We're not gonna go digging
through your feces. That's disgusting!

1884
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,356
Now, hold still
while I cut your stomach open.

1885
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,759
No, no! No! Whoa!

1886
01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,314
What the hell?

1887
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,397
- Is that...
- That's my brother.

1888
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,038
Get us in the air.

1889
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,120
Now!

1890
01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,275
- Hold on!
- Oh!

1891
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,194
- You all right?
- Yeah, you?

1892
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,395
- Yup, good.
- Okay.

1893
01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,672
Okay, okay. What's our plan?

1894
01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,159
I have one idea.

1895
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,515
It's so crazy, though, baby,
it just might work.

1896
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,776
You're gonna
crash the car into the plane,

1897
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,631
like Liam Neeson in Taken 3?

1898
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,592
He did that in Taken 3, huh?

1899
01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:46,080
- All right, are you ready? Here we go!
- Uh-huh.

1900
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,232
Oh, my God!

1901
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,352
Uh, you missed it.

1902
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,589
Thanks, baby.

1903
01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,749
Brooks, we're coming!

1904
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,909
Whoo!

1905
01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,630
Well, at least I got
to drive it for 10 minutes.

1906
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,995
Oh, my God.

1907
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,275
- We have to hide.
- Yeah.

1908
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,555
Okay. Go.

1909
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,791
Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!

1910
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,598
Go, go, go! It's stuck.

1911
01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:38,029
Fuck!

1912
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,359
God damn it!

1913
01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,594
Where you at, lady?

1914
01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:01,671
Come on, you little bitch.

1915
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,471
I know you're back here somewhere.

1916
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,798
Let's end this shit.
I won't kill you. Come out!

1917
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,717
Come on, get your ass out here!

1918
01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,108
Turn on the belt!

1919
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,200
What?

1920
01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,656
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- Look at the box!

1921
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,069
- Let's talk!
- Can you charade it to me?

1922
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,991
Charades?

1923
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,795
That's some cute full-circle bullshit.

1924
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,518
Here we go. Three words.

1925
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,755
Come on, lady.

1926
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:26,875
Where are you?

1927
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,355
Turn.

1928
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:31,634
Turn, turn, turn. Turn.

1929
01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,155
On.

1930
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:36,073
Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what?

1931
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,670
Turn on belt?

1932
01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:42,400
Turn on belt!

1933
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,590
Boy, that's a slow belt.

1934
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,073
Hey!

1935
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,749
Oh, God! Annie!

1936
01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:12,998
Oh, boy, that was...

1937
01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,296
You saw what I was going for,
though, right?

1938
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:15,320
Yeah, yeah.

1939
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:17,736
But then did you see when I hit him
with the fire extinguisher?

1940
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:20,016
- I sure did. I sure did, yeah.
- That was cool, right? Yeah.

1941
01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,109
- Yeah.
- Great.

1942
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,200
Do you want this?

1943
01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,515
Well, I don't want you to have it,
Calamity Jane.

1944
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,794
All right, look.

1945
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,155
I think I saw a hatch
at the top of the plane.

1946
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,559
Maybe I can get the drop on him.

1947
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:31,073
- "The drop"?
- Yup, yeah.

1948
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:32,160
Who are you?

1949
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,336
Why don't you go use
the emergency phone? Call for help.

1950
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,360
I'm gonna do the drop.

1951
01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,396
Okay. You're not Liam Neeson!

1952
01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,391
- That hurts my feelings!
- I'm sorry!

1953
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,232
That's enough of this shit.

1954
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,280
Max!

1955
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,176
I can't get the drop on anyone tonight.

1956
01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,394
Put that little knife down!

1957
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,072
Right now! That's it.

1958
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:19,112
Ahh!

1959
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,480
Right in my bullet hole.

1960
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,152
Come on, come on, come on.

1961
01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:32,960
Shit!

1962
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:38,560
Stop!

1963
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,199
Drop it!

1964
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,075
Wait, wait. Um...

1965
01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:47,989
You don't have to do this.
I have kids at home.

1966
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,079
Not with that ass you don't.

1967
01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:51,595
Oh.

1968
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,318
Well, thank you.

1969
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,709
You're welcome.

1970
01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,796
Shit!

1971
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,073
Yes!

1972
01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,871
Oh, no, he died!

1973
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,994
And that's how
you get the drop on someone!

1974
01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,149
Oh, my God!

1975
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,399
Oh. Oh!

1976
01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:44,357
- I got you! I got you!
- This is high.

1977
01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,155
You're amazing.

1978
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,800
- You can cut me loose now.
- Thank you!

1979
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:50,114
Okay. Okay, okay.

1980
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,032
- Uh...
- Yeah. In the bag.

1981
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:54,000
- This? Okay.
- Look in the bag. That's right.

1982
01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:55,468
Okay.

1983
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:56,915
Oh! Thank you!

1984
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,956
- Okay. You all right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1985
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:02,909
Whoa.

1986
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,274
Well, look at that.

1987
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,118
You put a bungee cord in your hand,

1988
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:08,156
you go straight to the pervy place,
don't you?

1989
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:09,280
Hey.

1990
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,078
You saved my life. Thank you.

1991
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:12,959
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah.

1992
01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,554
I mean, I just saw a man die,
but I'm... I'm okay.

1993
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,837
Is that a knife in your bullet hole?

1994
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:20,558
Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby.

1995
01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:22,235
Uh, what?

1996
01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:23,616
I used to think that
I wanted Brooks' life,

1997
01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,312
but, you know, turns out he was just...

1998
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,958
You're a loser. He's a loser.

1999
01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,075
Uh, guilty.

2000
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,673
But us making a family?

2001
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,917
That's... That's not pellets.
That's the fruit.

2002
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,798
That's fruit. It's fruit.

2003
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:36,199
Wait. What's going on?

2004
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,755
Plus, think about all the dumdums
that have kids, right?

2005
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,496
And think about how much better
our kid is gonna be than their kids.

2006
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,351
It's gonna beat their kids
at everything.

2007
01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:44,993
It's taken you this long to see that?

2008
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,991
Our baby is gonna crush
every other baby.

2009
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,056
That's right. That's right.
And not in that "peak too early,"

2010
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:50,376
you know, "kid actor" kind of way,
you know?

2011
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,400
Mmm-mmm. No.

2012
01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:53,436
We will parcel out
his or her gifts over time.

2013
01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:54,589
- Absolutely.
- Yes.

2014
01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,016
We gotta teach it Mandarin right away.

2015
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:57,080
'Cause China's the future.

2016
01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:58,388
- It sure is.
- Yeah.

2017
01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,198
- You're the future.
- Oh, my God.

2018
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,113
Hmm?

2019
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,514
And that concludes my game night.

2020
01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,594
What?

2021
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:11,776
It went exactly as I planned.

2022
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,872
You learned every lesson
that I wanted you to.

2023
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,791
Trevor, you can get up now.

2024
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,720
I'm just fucking with you, but that
would've been really cool, right?

2025
01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,200
You're such a dick.

2026
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:37,996
- Hey! Hey!
- Hey!

2027
01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,673
- Hey, hey!
- Hey!

2028
01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:43,673
Come on, come on. Hey, thanks
for letting me host again, huh?

2029
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,637
Well, it's not like we had a choice.

2030
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,552
Only 36 months to go.

2031
01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:48,976
Oh, time will fly.

2032
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,256
- Can I get you a beer?
- Uh, yeah.

2033
01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:51,838
- Come on!
- Hey, listen, Brooks.

2034
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:54,959
I know you're probably feeling
pretty humbled by all of this.

2035
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,316
But, honestly, I think you're gonna come
out the other side a much better man.

2036
01:30:58,720 --> 01:30:59,869
Oh! Hey, look.

2037
01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,359
I completely agree.

2038
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:03,112
You remember the WITSEC list
I swallowed?

2039
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,394
- Sure.
- I pooped it out,

2040
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,193
sold it for $3 million
on the black market.

2041
01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,911
- Are you serious?
- Pretty sweet, huh?

2042
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,640
Brooks, everybody on that list
is gonna get killed.

2043
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,119
Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster.

2044
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,515
I tipped everyone off
that they were in danger.

2045
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,636
For $20,000 apiece.

2046
01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,096
You're unbelievable.

2047
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:23,554
Thank you. It's not like
I'm gonna live in this dump forever.

2048
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,336
As soon as this cuff comes off,
I'm gonna buy that house I was renting.

2049
01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:27,679
I'm moving in with Johanna.

2050
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:29,349
There she is.

2051
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:30,475
Hey, Dr. Chin!

2052
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:32,039
Hey, Max.

2053
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,473
- Let's play.
- Yeah.

2054
01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,429
Uh, The Crying Game?

2055
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:36,875
Uh, Boys Don't Cry?

2056
01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:38,871
Is that a tear? No, is that the actor?

2057
01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,376
- Mr. Potato Head.
- Are you drawing the actor?

2058
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,469
- Cry-Baby?
- Yes!

2059
01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:42,669
Time!

2060
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,637
- It was The Green Mile.
- What?

2061
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,278
How is that The Green Mile?

2062
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:49,314
This is me at the Regal Cinema crying

2063
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,908
as I did through much of the film.

2064
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,600
How were we supposed to know that, Gary?

2065
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,837
I assume everyone cried
during The Green Mile.

2066
01:31:58,800 --> 01:31:59,800
So, who's next?

2067
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:00,880
I'll go.

2068
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:02,279
- Yeah!
- Go, baby!

2069
01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:03,496
- Yeah!
- Nice try, Gary.

2070
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,033
And go!

2071
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:06,635
Uh...

2072
01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:08,376
- It's a rock.
- A bean? A rock!

2073
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:09,674
- A ball?
- That's a...

2074
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:11,176
- Burger. Is that a burger?
- Football! Football!

2075
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,776
No, oh,
that's a dinner roll, right?

2076
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,994
- A bun!
- Bread?

2077
01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,877
Is it a bun? Looks like a bun.

2078
01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:16,960
French loaf?

2079
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,216
- Is this a motion picture?
- Bun is in a house. On a train.

2080
01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:20,456
Aren't you supposed
to announce it?

2081
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:22,336
- Microwave?
- It's being cooked. It's in an oven.

2082
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:23,896
- Bun in the oven!
- Yes, yes, yes!

2083
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:26,798
Wait. What?

2084
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,633
Yes.

2085
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:30,829
You pregnant?

2086
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,399
We did it.

2087
01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,795
Oh, my gosh!
They're having a baby!

2088
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,518
They're having a baby!

2089
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:35,394
How you doing?

2090
01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,391
- Hi.
- I'm Kenny.

2091
01:39:37,480 --> 01:39:39,072
Nice to meet you, Kenny.

2092
01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:43,232
Usually people cut me off
and say they know who I am.

2093
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:46,437
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. I didn't catch your name.

2094
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,793
I'm Debbie.