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- Whoo!
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- Who cares about
- winning? Let's get drunk!
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- Let's do it.
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- Let's get you drunk, Merkins.
- You, too, Borgs.
- 5
- 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,671
- I'm thirsty. Huh?
- 6
- 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,189
- I need 4 shots of vodka,
- 4 shots of water.
- 7
- 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,176
- I want you to send the vodka
- over to the Merkins.
- 8
- 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,918
- Send the water to us. You understand?
- 9
- 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,696
- What former
- Supreme Court Justice...
- 10
- 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,312
- - Oliver Wendell Holmes!
- - Correct.
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- 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,753
- Yes!
- 12
- 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,479
- Again, I'd like to ask the players
- to allow me to...
- 13
- 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,198
- To finish the question.
- 14
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- Very funny.
- 15
- 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,911
- Okay, okay.
- This is getting embarrassing,
- 16
- 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,877
- so we need to focus
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- 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,473
- because this isn't a game.
- 18
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- It literally is.
- 19
- 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,595
- Bill, do not test me right now.
- 20
- 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,360
- Looks like
- we're down to two teams.
- 21
- 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,910
- So, for double points,
- 22
- 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,275
- what is the name
- of the purple Teletubby?
- 23
- 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,640
- - Tinky Winky!
- - You're both correct.
- 24
- 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,758
- He always carried a...
- 25
- 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,672
- - Red purse.
- - Yeah.
- 26
- 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,479
- - And he loved big hugs.
- - Big hugs.
- 27
- 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,551
- I know. I'm Max.
- 28
- 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,073
- Annie.
- 29
- 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,136
- Ha-ha! You're never gonna be able
- to hold on to Asia! You hear me?
- 30
- 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,310
- Hey, if you take Kamchatka,
- and I take Mongolia,
- 31
- 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,880
- we could trap Linda in the middle.
- 32
- 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,056
- - Starve out her armies.
- - Hey!
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- You can't form alliances.
- 34
- 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,078
- Worked for Hitler, right? Hmm?
- 35
- 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,958
- You're high-fiving Hitler?
- 36
- 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,111
- All right, you got this. Last one.
- 37
- 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,439
- Oh, that's Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.
- 38
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- Yes!
- 39
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- I'm up. I feel good.
- 40
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- Two words.
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- Bill. Overweight.
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- - No.
- - Single. Out of work.
- 43
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- What the fuck?
- 44
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- Hairy.
- 45
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- Uh, carry, marry.
- 46
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- Marry!
- 47
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- You. Me.
- 48
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- Marry me?
- 49
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- Dude, we got it! We got it!
- 50
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- Annie, will you?
- 51
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- Will you marry me?
- 52
- 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,840
- - Is that a yes? That's a yes!
- - Yeah!
- 53
- 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,110
- I'm really happy for you guys.
- 54
- 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,720
- - Ooh, lot of pressure here.
- - Yeah.
- 55
- 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,120
- You miss, you lose it all.
- 56
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- Stay out of my head.
- 57
- 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,256
- And you know you have a distinct
- advantage with the smaller hands, right?
- 58
- 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,759
- Your goal posts are not as big.
- 59
- 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,696
- Well, I guess you
- should've married Uma Thurman.
- 60
- 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,960
- Yeah, that would've been great.
- 61
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- There's a snap. Here's the hold.
- 62
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- - Ooh!
- - And a text.
- 63
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- That was interference.
- 64
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- Sorry, honey. I know how much
- that meant to you.
- 65
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- Come on.
- 66
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- Dr. Chin is ready for you.
- 67
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- Uh, great.
- 68
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- I think we've determined why you've
- been having trouble conceiving.
- 69
- 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,954
- - Okay. Let's have it.
- - Okay, great.
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- Oh, what's that look? Is it me?
- Of course, it's me.
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- I'm not loving your semen.
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- Oh?
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- Your count is excellent,
- but your motility is well below normal.
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- - That's too bad.
- - What would cause that?
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- It can be genetic,
- environmental factors.
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- 9 times out of 10, though,
- it's psychological.
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- Have you been feeling
- anxious or stressed?
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- No, I don't think so. Not really.
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- Uh... He's always a little stressed.
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- You don't have to write... I'm not...
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- Honey, she's writing it down.
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- Well, Max is very competitive. As am I.
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- We sure are.
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- One of the reasons
- I fell in love with him.
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- 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,274
- Maybe, uh, that makes him a little more
- prone to stress than normal people.
- 86
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- "Normal people"?
- 87
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- How long has this been going on, Max?
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- It's not going on.
- 89
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- Oh, well, you did say,
- even when you were a kid,
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- you would freak out
- if you lost at anything.
- 91
- 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,816
- - Oh, I was a kid.
- - Especially if you lost to your brother.
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- Hmm.
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- Hey, is that what this is?
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- No.
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- You have been so uptight since you
- found out that Brooks is coming to town.
- 96
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- - I don't think that's true.
- - Could that be a factor in all this?
- 97
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- Let's be fair.
- 98
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- Sibling rivalry can be very powerful.
- 99
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- Cain and Abel, the Baldwins.
- 100
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- - The what?
- - The brothers.
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- I'm not sure why we're discussing this.
- She's not a therapist.
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- You're not a therapist, right?
- With all respect.
- 103
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- - No, but I am a doctor.
- - Sure.
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- And I believe in
- treating the whole patient.
- 105
- 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,032
- So, what is it about your brother
- that makes you feel emasculated?
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- Are we gonna do this?
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- We're right next to the room
- where I masturbated.
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- I think he has it in his head
- that Brooks is cooler
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- and more successful
- and hotter than he is.
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- I never said hotter.
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- He's charming.
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- That's interesting. And is he single?
- 113
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- What's that?
- 114
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- I don't know if I mentioned it, but
- Keith and I are on a trial separation.
- 115
- 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,599
- - Oh.
- - Keith?
- 116
- 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,195
- Uh, Keith.
- 117
- 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,536
- So, do you think your brother would
- wanna grab a cup of coffee with me?
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- Gosh, I don't know.
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- 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,199
- Well, it doesn't hurt to ask.
- 120
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- Hurts a little.
- 121
- 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,389
- Now, is he a tall fellow?
- 'Cause I'm only 5'2".
- 122
- 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:18,913
- We're all done with my semen?
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- 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,513
- He is taller than Max.
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- - Good.
- - But he did date this ballerina once,
- 125
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- and she was
- just a teeny-tiny little thing.
- 126
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- Ooh.
- 127
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- Honey, Gary.
- Don't mention game night, okay?
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- Mmm-hmm.
- 129
- 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,717
- - Good evening, Max.
- - Hey, Gary.
- 130
- 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,074
- - Annie.
- - Hello there.
- 131
- 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,832
- Hi, Gary!
- 132
- 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,833
- Just checking the mail.
- 133
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- Oh, yeah?
- 134
- 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,616
- Some people check it earlier in the day,
- 135
- 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:02,474
- but there's always a risk
- that the mail carrier hasn't come yet.
- 136
- 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,837
- This spares me the chance
- of a futile trip to the mailbox.
- 137
- 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:10,629
- Uh-huh.
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- 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:15,032
- Plus, it allows Bastian here
- the opportunity to urinate.
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- You have a good one.
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- Any plans for this evening?
- 141
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- No.
- 142
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- Perhaps a game night?
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- We're just gonna stay in,
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- - just the two of us.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 145
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- - Boring.
- - Mmm.
- 146
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- I see.
- 147
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- I do hope you keep me in mind
- for any future game nights.
- 148
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- You bet.
- 149
- 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,829
- I've always enjoyed
- the camaraderie of good friends
- 150
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- competing in games of chance and skill.
- 151
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, we'll do that,
- 152
- 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:50,069
- but tonight, it's just the two of us.
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- 3 bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.
- 154
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- There was a special on these tonight.
- 155
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- 3 for 1.
- 156
- 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:05,159
- 3 for 1?
- 157
- 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,835
- Yup.
- 158
- 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,115
- How can that be profitable
- for Frito Lay?
- 159
- 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,237
- These corporations,
- 160
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- I don't know what they're doing.
- 161
- 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,400
- Well, you two enjoy each other.
- 162
- 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:23,671
- It's often we don't appreciate
- what we have until it's gone.
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- - I think that's it.
- - Okay.
- 164
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- Bye-bye!
- 165
- 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,510
- If Gary sees the others coming,
- we're screwed.
- 166
- 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,936
- No, no, honey,
- it's not gonna be a problem.
- 167
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- I was very, very clear with everyone
- to park far away
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- 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,117
- and just to sneak in quietly, you know.
- 169
- 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,794
- But now, I mean, you don't think
- we're being dicks, do you?
- 170
- 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,416
- I mean,
- should we just still invite the guy?
- 171
- 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,656
- He really seemed like he wanted to play.
- 172
- 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,511
- No, no. Debbie was our friend,
- 173
- 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,856
- and Gary was just the creepy husband
- that we had to put up with.
- 174
- 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,880
- That's true.
- 175
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- He's only gotten worse
- since the divorce.
- 176
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- Yeah, we don't owe him anything, right?
- Fuck him!
- 177
- 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,995
- Hi!
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- 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,559
- Hi.
- 179
- 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,552
- Can we help you?
- 180
- 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:35,914
- I'm okay.
- 181
- 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,280
- Hey!
- 182
- 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,376
- Of course. Ryan, why are you
- coming in through the window?
- 183
- 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,676
- You said sneak in
- so RoboCop wouldn't see us.
- 184
- 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,200
- I meant sneak in through the door.
- 185
- 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,514
- Well, you were super vague.
- 186
- 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,920
- - I wasn't vague at all.
- - Wine?
- 187
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- I know I didn't say,
- "Break the succulents."
- 188
- 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,870
- - Hey.
- - I'm not dressed for this nonsense.
- 189
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- This is ridiculous.
- 190
- 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,096
- It's like
- Night of the Living Dead in here.
- 191
- 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,720
- Yeah, you are asking a lot from us, Max.
- 192
- 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,216
- I didn't say
- to come through the window.
- 193
- 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,760
- This is Max. We used to work together.
- 194
- 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,016
- - His wife, Annie. Michelle.
- - Hey!
- 195
- 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,040
- And that guy, Kevin.
- 196
- 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,216
- - What's up, buddy?
- - The door was right there.
- 197
- 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,275
- Guys, this is Madison.
- 198
- 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:03,713
- Yeah, you brought her last week.
- 199
- 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,757
- You work at Forever 21, right?
- 200
- 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,956
- - No, no.
- - I work at Sephora.
- 201
- 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,395
- - I'm confused.
- - Different girl.
- 202
- 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,879
- Same look, same voice.
- 203
- 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,109
- Nice to meet you.
- 204
- 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,840
- You, too.
- 205
- 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,559
- - That's yours.
- - It's...
- 206
- 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,711
- No. I think you're
- supposed to kiss it, right?
- 207
- 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,915
- Welcome.
- 208
- 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,473
- Do you guys have a bathroom?
- 209
- 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,016
- There's one just down the hall.
- You need it?
- 210
- 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,191
- Okay, is it on the right or the left?
- I don't wanna go in the wrong room.
- 211
- 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,509
- The one with the toilet.
- 212
- 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:30,749
- - Can't miss it.
- - Okay.
- 213
- 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,993
- - Oh, boy.
- - Dude!
- 214
- 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,196
- - Wow. Where'd you find her? TED Talk?
- - Right?
- 215
- 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,634
- No, at Chipotle.
- 216
- 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,856
- Let me ask you something, Ryan.
- 217
- 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,576
- Aren't you sick of
- losing game night every week
- 218
- 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,776
- because of the dates you bring?
- 219
- 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,711
- They're not always that bad.
- 220
- 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,915
- Heather, seriously.
- 221
- 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,160
- How many photos of you
- with the dog filter do you need?
- 222
- 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,030
- Uh... "Dennis" isn't a word.
- 223
- 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,800
- Uh, yeah, it is.
- It's my daddy's name, so...
- 224
- 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,713
- These are the elite,
- the very best, the...
- 225
- 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,869
- Oh, oh! White people!
- 226
- 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,552
- - What?
- - Oh, Jesus.
- 227
- 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:04,834
- Okay, unlike you psychos,
- 228
- 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,800
- I don't give a shit
- about winning game night.
- 229
- 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,479
- I don't need that validation.
- 230
- 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,921
- But you do need the validation
- of dating Instagram models?
- 231
- 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,075
- Absolutely.
- 232
- 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,549
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry
- I'm not like you, Michelle.
- 233
- 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,188
- We didn't all meet our soul mate
- when we were 10 years old.
- 234
- 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,280
- 14.
- 235
- 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,360
- - Oh, sorry.
- - 14.
- 236
- 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,160
- And we didn't get married
- until we were 19.
- 237
- 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,992
- - See, that's gross.
- - You know what, Ryan?
- 238
- 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:25,275
- I hope one day you
- get to meet a lovely, young lady.
- 239
- 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:27,896
- So you can love her as much as
- I love my sweet baby right here.
- 240
- 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,717
- Yes, find her. Look how cute this...
- 241
- 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,176
- - Hey, look at this.
- - So much love.
- 242
- 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,256
- Let's look at him when we do it.
- 243
- 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,776
- - Hey, everybody, grab your drinks.
- - Find the love!
- 244
- 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,028
- Let's go play, come on.
- 245
- 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,476
- Dude, do you know what rich people are
- doing on their game nights these days?
- 246
- 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,959
- What's that?
- 247
- 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,440
- - Fight clubs.
- - What?
- 248
- 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:42,669
- I just read about them.
- 249
- 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:44,910
- They pay poor people
- to fight each other,
- 250
- 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:46,216
- and then they bet on the winner.
- 251
- 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,960
- - No, that's not a real thing.
- - Yes, it is!
- 252
- 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,816
- If you can have anything
- you want in this world,
- 253
- 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,956
- you have to raise the stakes,
- or life gets boring.
- 254
- 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,320
- The Kennedys used to have fight clubs
- at their compound.
- 255
- 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,336
- Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading
- BuzzFeed every second of the damn day.
- 256
- 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,056
- How about some charades?
- Huh, should we start with charades?
- 257
- 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,136
- - Let's go!
- - Yeah!
- 258
- 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,309
- It's been a while, huh?
- 259
- 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,879
- Do you wanna wait for Brooks?
- 260
- 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,256
- I don't think we need to. No, he's late.
- 261
- 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,555
- - Wait, hold up. Brooks is in town?
- - Yeah.
- 262
- 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:07,936
- I thought he was working in Europe.
- 263
- 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,315
- He was, yeah. He's apparently back
- for some business.
- 264
- 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,520
- Haven't seen him yet.
- 265
- 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,830
- - But we can get started.
- - Yeah!
- 266
- 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,096
- - Who wants to start?
- - Who are you guys talking about?
- 267
- 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,759
- Max's brother. He's this super
- successful venture capitalist.
- 268
- 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,480
- Yeah, he was the first to invest
- in Panera Bread, you know?
- 269
- 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,358
- The Fuji Apple Salad was his idea.
- 270
- 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,920
- - A lot of investors.
- - Yeah.
- 271
- 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,840
- He's like the Mark Wahlberg
- to Max's Donnie.
- 272
- 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,915
- Well...
- 273
- 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,109
- Which is a huge compliment
- 274
- 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,714
- because Donnie was fucking great
- in The Sixth Sense, wasn't he?
- 275
- 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,915
- He was.
- 276
- 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,399
- Was he in The Sixth Sense?
- 277
- 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,800
- He sure is, yeah.
- You know who is not in The Sixth Sense?
- 278
- 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:37,995
- Mark Wahlberg.
- 279
- 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,594
- Mark would never take a role that small.
- 280
- 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,396
- Is that right, Madison?
- 281
- 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:45,976
- Man, I haven't seen him
- since the wedding.
- 282
- 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,991
- - Remember that speech he gave?
- - Yes.
- 283
- 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,736
- And then he paid
- for that whole firework display!
- 284
- 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:51,016
- - Oh, my gosh! The fireworks!
- - Little over the top.
- 285
- 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,680
- Let's get started.
- I'm gonna start us off.
- 286
- 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,216
- - Yes, let's start!
- - Here we go. Let's do it.
- 287
- 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,016
- We gotta pick teams first.
- 288
- 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,136
- - Movie?
- - It's a movie. Okay.
- 289
- 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,936
- - Dude, we have no teams.
- - You just give up?
- 290
- 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,473
- Better not be Brooks.
- 291
- 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,916
- You didn't tell him
- to park up the street?
- 292
- 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,479
- I did, yeah, like, 3 times.
- 293
- 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,548
- Hey!
- 294
- 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,790
- He got a Stingray, huh?
- 295
- 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,593
- Turn off your car!
- 296
- 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,114
- What's that?
- 297
- 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,319
- Hello, again.
- 298
- 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,835
- Mmm...
- 299
- 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,672
- Still wearing the uniform.
- 300
- 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,433
- Hey, bud, I'm sorry I'm late.
- 301
- 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,591
- I hope you didn't start
- game night without me.
- 302
- 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:45,709
- Did you not get my text?
- 303
- 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,313
- What text?
- 304
- 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,079
- Oh, hello, Officer.
- 305
- 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,592
- Why's that guy staring at us?
- 306
- 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,480
- Gary, I want you
- to meet my brother, Brooks.
- 307
- 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:58,070
- We're having a little family
- 3-man game night tonight.
- 308
- 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,560
- Wait, what do you mean 3-man?
- 309
- 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,296
- You said that Michelle
- and Ryan and Kevin were...
- 310
- 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:02,799
- No, no, no. Just gonna be us 3.
- 311
- 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,160
- I can see them in the doorway.
- 312
- 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,117
- There's a whole mess of people.
- Hey, guys!
- 313
- 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,713
- - There they are.
- - Hey!
- 314
- 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,154
- These guys are leaving.
- 315
- 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240
- Take off, guys.
- 316
- 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,550
- We had a little bit
- of a mix-up with the, um...
- 317
- 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,874
- - God damn it!
- - What?
- 318
- 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,896
- We didn't want him to know
- that we're having a game night.
- 319
- 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,310
- He used to come, and we don't
- like him anymore, so...
- 320
- 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,628
- Oh.
- 321
- 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,359
- You know, I think he knows now.
- 322
- 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,669
- He sure does.
- 323
- 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,276
- Maxi Pad, come on, bring it in.
- 324
- 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,513
- I haven't seen you in a year!
- 325
- 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,638
- Hey, you smell good.
- 326
- 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,997
- What is that? Is that Selsun Blue?
- Head and Shoulders?
- 327
- 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,800
- Why do you assume
- it's a dandruff shampoo?
- 328
- 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,336
- Well, I mean, you've always
- been a little bit of a snowstorm.
- 329
- 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,816
- - Hey, would you hold that for a second?
- - Yup.
- 330
- 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:44,909
- Hey, guys!
- 331
- 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,594
- Well, you look good, stranger.
- 332
- 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:48,800
- It's been forever.
- 333
- 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,632
- I know, and that's my fault.
- I'm so sorry.
- 334
- 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,188
- Sweet ride, Brooks.
- 335
- 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,296
- Oh, you like that?
- I just got her a couple weeks ago.
- 336
- 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,469
- What is that? A Corvette?
- 337
- 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,552
- It's a 1976 rally red Stingray coupe.
- 338
- 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,914
- It was my dream car as a kid.
- 339
- 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,991
- And that's what
- gave me the idea to get it.
- 340
- 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,957
- You know what? I love your house.
- 341
- 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,115
- Are you being sarcastic?
- 342
- 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,480
- No, I mean I love your house.
- 343
- 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,198
- It reminds me of Mom and Dad's.
- 344
- 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,793
- Makes me think of simpler times.
- 345
- 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,313
- "Simpler"?
- 346
- 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,391
- Uh, so, how long are you in town for?
- 347
- 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,549
- You know, I'm not sure.
- 348
- 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,119
- It depends on how many clients
- 349
- 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,320
- the firm's gonna be
- having me schmooze while I'm here.
- 350
- 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,440
- But hopefully for a while.
- 351
- 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,829
- I don't get to see you guys, and I...
- 352
- 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,160
- God, I really miss you, man.
- I really do.
- 353
- 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,832
- Oh.
- 354
- 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,919
- Miss you, too, Brooks.
- 355
- 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,349
- And go!
- 356
- 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,832
- Shock-rocker. Dated Rose McGowan.
- 357
- 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,353
- Oh! Ah, Marilyn Manson.
- 358
- 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,629
- Yep. You got it.
- 359
- 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,631
- - Quick story.
- - There's no pausing.
- 360
- 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,496
- You remember the urban myth where
- Marilyn Manson had the ribs taken out
- 361
- 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,760
- so he could go down on himself?
- 362
- 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:45,955
- Yeah.
- 363
- 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,456
- You don't mind me telling the story,
- do you, Max?
- 364
- 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,600
- You're in the middle of a...
- 365
- 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,835
- You were 14 years old.
- It's an adorable story.
- 366
- 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
- I forbid it.
- 367
- 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,350
- I'm a little curious.
- 368
- 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,317
- Did you blow yourself?
- 369
- 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,176
- You know the bungee cords on roof racks?
- 370
- 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,200
- Yeah.
- 371
- 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,317
- Max took one of those bungee cords,
- and he put it around his neck.
- 372
- 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,480
- Here he goes.
- 373
- 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,936
- And then he wrapped it behind his legs
- 374
- 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:07,235
- so he could squish his face
- down into his crotch,
- 375
- 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,913
- but the problem was
- 376
- 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,674
- that it got stuck!
- He couldn't unhook it.
- 377
- 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,630
- And about an hour later
- 378
- 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,075
- Mom comes home, and she finds him there.
- 379
- 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,275
- Shit!
- 380
- 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,400
- Her little pretzel boy
- on his bedroom floor naked.
- 381
- 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,680
- Little pretzel boy?
- 382
- 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,597
- Great story. Are we back on now?
- 383
- 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,034
- So?
- 384
- 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,360
- "So" what?
- 385
- 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,635
- Did you suck it?
- 386
- 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,416
- Let's go. Come on. Brooks.
- 387
- 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,840
- Back to it. Come on. Play the game.
- 388
- 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,397
- Poor man's Johnny Depp,
- starred in Jericho.
- 389
- 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:35,913
- Skeet Ulrich.
- 390
- 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,829
- UN Secretary General '92 to '96.
- 391
- 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,080
- Oh, Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
- 392
- 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,318
- This guy. He hated kids
- in Jurassic Park.
- 393
- 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,480
- Uh, Sam Neill.
- 394
- 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,392
- Dubstep DJ, looks like Corey Feldman.
- 395
- 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,480
- - Skrillex.
- - Yep.
- 396
- 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,630
- - Rappers love this Cubist painter.
- - Picasso!
- 397
- 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,160
- - Big cat shot by asshole dentist.
- - Cecil the lion!
- 398
- 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,633
- Time!
- 399
- 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:54,789
- - How many?
- - 7!
- 400
- 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,915
- 7!
- 401
- 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,668
- You're up, pretzel boy.
- 402
- 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,840
- Whoo! Go, Max!
- 403
- 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,991
- - Come on, Max.
- - All right. Here we go.
- 404
- 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,957
- And kick it. Go!
- 405
- 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,720
- Oh, this is easy!
- 406
- 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,349
- Annie, the famous actor that we met
- at the airport about 8 years ago.
- 407
- 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:13,760
- Who?
- 408
- 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,000
- Only actor we've ever met
- at an airport who's famous.
- 409
- 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,555
- Bobby Flay?
- 410
- 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,678
- Not an actor. This fellow was
- in front of us at the Sbarro.
- 411
- 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,121
- We were wondering why he
- wasn't in the first-class lounge.
- 412
- 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,838
- Oh, yes, yes.
- 413
- 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,360
- Who was that?
- 414
- 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,555
- God damn it!
- 415
- 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,176
- Max, there's a whole room of people
- to help you out here.
- 416
- 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,269
- - Use us.
- - Good point.
- 417
- 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,400
- He was the Incredible Hulk.
- 418
- 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,595
- Eric Bana.
- 419
- 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,711
- - Other one.
- - Um, Mark Ruffalo.
- 420
- 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,240
- - Other one.
- - Lou Ferrigno.
- 421
- 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,351
- Holy shit! Primal Fear.
- 422
- 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,360
- Richard Gere never played
- the Incredible Hulk.
- 423
- 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,351
- - Time.
- - Motherfucking Ed Norton!
- 424
- 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,629
- Oh!
- 425
- 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,755
- Primal Fear!
- 426
- 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,069
- Oh, my God!
- 427
- 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,240
- He was the Hulk.
- 428
- 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,918
- - The Hulk.
- - I forgot that.
- 429
- 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,797
- Max. Zero points.
- 430
- 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,793
- I'd say he blew it,
- but he won't tell us, will he?
- 431
- 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,192
- Shit! Did you?
- 432
- 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,396
- I can't believe I didn't get Bob Barker.
- 433
- 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,632
- Hey, guys! What do you say
- we do this at my house next week?
- 434
- 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,256
- - House? What house?
- - Ooh. Really?
- 435
- 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,800
- Since I don't know how long
- I'm gonna be here, I rented a place.
- 436
- 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,359
- It's only a couple miles away.
- 437
- 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,873
- You know, it's up on Broadmoor.
- 438
- 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,473
- Oh! Swanky neighborhood.
- 439
- 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,200
- It's a very cool house,
- but it's just me there alone.
- 440
- 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,271
- It'd be great
- to have you guys come over.
- 441
- 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,069
- Oh, well, it's kind of a tradition
- to have game nights here.
- 442
- 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,434
- But you know what?
- 443
- 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,551
- Let's let him show off
- his big house, huh?
- 444
- 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,994
- That's the spirit!
- 445
- 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,434
- Trust me.
- 446
- 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,389
- This will be a game night to remember.
- 447
- 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,274
- - Oh, boy.
- - Mmm.
- 448
- 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,395
- Promise?
- 449
- 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,536
- Good night, everybody.
- I love you much. Drive safely.
- 450
- 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,675
- - Kisses!
- - All right.
- 451
- 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,398
- - Take it easy.
- - Bye.
- 452
- 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,199
- That little motherfucker.
- 453
- 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,675
- Whoa!
- 454
- 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,955
- Well, I mean, come on.
- 455
- 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,111
- We don't see him in over a year.
- 456
- 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,840
- He shows up in your dream car,
- 457
- 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,878
- insults our house, and then tells
- an embarrassing story about you
- 458
- 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,200
- right before your turn
- just to throw you off your game.
- 459
- 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,040
- Welcome to my whole life. Why are you
- suddenly so worked up about it?
- 460
- 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,920
- Well, cause now
- he's messing with your balls
- 461
- 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,036
- and literally killing
- millions of our babies.
- 462
- 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,838
- Well, that's a little dramatic,
- 463
- 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,956
- but, yeah, you know,
- I mean, that's Brooks.
- 464
- 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,280
- I thought that this
- was just regular old brother stuff,
- 465
- 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,656
- - but I totally see it now.
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 466
- 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:14,591
- He undermines you every chance he gets.
- 467
- 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:15,795
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- 468
- 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,757
- - It's crazy!
- - Thank you, Annie.
- 469
- 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,036
- You know, I've never won
- a single game against him.
- 470
- 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240
- I just...
- 471
- 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,914
- I think we gotta fix this Brooks thing.
- 472
- 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,394
- - Fix it?
- - Yeah.
- 473
- 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,560
- What are you suggesting?
- 474
- 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,790
- I'm suggesting we beat his ass.
- 475
- 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,797
- Jesus Christ.
- 476
- 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,952
- Good evening.
- 477
- 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,031
- We're gonna skip the cleanup?
- 478
- 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,158
- Sure you don't wanna take a Lyft?
- 479
- 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,038
- No, no. I am not getting drunk tonight.
- 480
- 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,536
- - I'm gonna stay alert and ready.
- - Evening!
- 481
- 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,720
- Jesus, Gary!
- 482
- 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:50,909
- Where are you headed?
- 483
- 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,719
- We are going to, uh, to my brother's.
- 484
- 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,196
- Another game night?
- 485
- 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,709
- No. No, absolutely not.
- 486
- 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,472
- We're going to, um,
- 487
- 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,435
- have some dinner.
- 488
- 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,635
- Eat.
- 489
- 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,193
- I see.
- 490
- 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:09,229
- Pity. I was going to invite you
- over for a dinner I'm hosting.
- 491
- 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,913
- I've purchased four lamb shanks
- 492
- 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:17,915
- that I've been simmering
- in a broth of red wine and rosemary.
- 493
- 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,952
- That sounds so yummy, though.
- 494
- 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,040
- Damn it.
- 495
- 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,315
- It was actually Debbie's recipe.
- 496
- 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:30,636
- I like to think she left behind her
- recipe cards as a gesture of goodwill,
- 497
- 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:36,030
- but it was most likely
- an unintentional oversight.
- 498
- 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,238
- Well, here we go.
- 499
- 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,874
- What?
- 500
- 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,154
- I'm sorry?
- 501
- 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,037
- I thought you said something.
- 502
- 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,117
- - No.
- - Nope, not us.
- 503
- 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,595
- Okay.
- 504
- 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,158
- Have fun.
- 505
- 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,238
- Oh, fuck me.
- 506
- 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,957
- A guy who rents a house this big
- 507
- 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,237
- must be making up for something
- pretty small, I'd say.
- 508
- 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,789
- No, no. No, I've seen his dick.
- It's pretty great.
- 509
- 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,757
- Well, I tried.
- 510
- 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,474
- - Hey!
- - Hey!
- 511
- 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,896
- - Hey!
- - How are you doing, beautiful?
- 512
- 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,354
- - Good, good. Really fancy.
- - Very nice house, Tony Stark.
- 513
- 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,600
- Should we give
- our drink orders to Jarvis?
- 514
- 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,793
- No, I got the Tony Stark part,
- but then you went full nerd on me.
- 515
- 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,536
- I kind of lost you,
- but please do come in.
- 516
- 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560
- All right.
- 517
- 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,709
- - Thanks, Cap.
- - Hi, guys!
- 518
- 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,800
- What's up?
- 519
- 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,350
- Boy, could sleep four
- on that couch. Look at that.
- 520
- 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,158
- Oh, hello, friends.
- 521
- 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,835
- Hey, let me introduce you to my date.
- This is Sarah.
- 522
- 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,991
- Sarah is head of company accounting
- at our office.
- 523
- 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,400
- Well, corporate communications.
- 524
- 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:48,392
- And she's also British,
- which means she's smart as shit.
- 525
- 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,272
- - I'm Irish.
- - Okay? Same island.
- 526
- 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,555
- Well, it's really not.
- 527
- 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,776
- - Nice to meet you. Hi.
- - Nice to meet you, too.
- 528
- 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,915
- - I'm Max.
- - Annie.
- 529
- 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,992
- So, you can't always judge a book
- by its past covers, can you?
- 530
- 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,196
- - Mmm.
- - Almost a saying.
- 531
- 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,520
- - Here you go.
- - Hey, Brooks.
- 532
- 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,136
- - Cheers.
- - We didn't know if you had any games,
- 533
- 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,390
- so we thought we'd bring you
- a few of our favorites.
- 534
- 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,073
- Hey, look at that.
- 535
- 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,112
- Whoa!
- 536
- 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,560
- - Huh.
- - The poor games.
- 537
- 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,511
- I told you we're taking it up a notch.
- 538
- 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,638
- The game that we're
- gonna play tonight is so epic
- 539
- 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,155
- that we don't need a board,
- and we do not need pieces.
- 540
- 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,016
- Still didn't need to throw them
- across the room.
- 541
- 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,268
- I was being theatrical.
- 542
- 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,192
- Holy shit! Are we doing a fight club?
- 543
- 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,395
- A what?
- 544
- 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,496
- It's when rich people
- pay poor people to fight each other...
- 545
- 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,016
- Hey, hey, hey! Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
- Stop with the fight club, okay?
- 546
- 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,314
- - It's nonsense.
- - No.
- 547
- 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,879
- Ryan believes everything he reads.
- 548
- 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,553
- Thank you.
- 549
- 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,995
- So, what are we playing?
- 550
- 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:42,150
- In the next hour, someone in this room
- is going to be taken.
- 551
- 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:45,318
- And it's gonna be up to you to find them
- before they are murdered.
- 552
- 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,436
- Oh! It's a murder mystery party.
- 553
- 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,352
- Not just any murder mystery.
- 554
- 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,056
- I found this company.
- They do it super real.
- 555
- 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,149
- They use legit actors.
- 556
- 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,312
- You're not gonna know
- what's real and what's fake.
- 557
- 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,675
- - Fun!
- - But that's not all
- 558
- 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,992
- because whoever finds the victim
- wins the grand prize.
- 559
- 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,392
- The keys to the Stingray.
- 560
- 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,152
- - What?
- - Wow.
- 561
- 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,958
- Just the keys?
- 562
- 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,073
- No, Ryan, the whole car.
- 563
- 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,356
- Oh, yes! Oh, man!
- 564
- 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,176
- You're so lucky I brought you
- to this game night
- 565
- 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,270
- - and not one of Max and Annie's.
- - Hey!
- 566
- 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,040
- - No, I just mean, 'cause this is better.
- - Oh.
- 567
- 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,515
- You're not gonna actually
- give away your car?
- 568
- 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,113
- Oh, it's just a tax write-off.
- 569
- 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,629
- And the Audi, it's more practical.
- 570
- 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,513
- Yeah, that makes sense to me.
- 571
- 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,750
- Okay. How do we start?
- 572
- 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,672
- We just wait for it to begin.
- 573
- 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,354
- Maybe play a drinking game
- to pass the time?
- 574
- 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,476
- This group does not play drinking games.
- 575
- 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,676
- Tonight we do, Max.
- 576
- 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,136
- - Oh! "Never Have I Ever."
- - Good one!
- 577
- 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,560
- Can you believe this guy?
- 578
- 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,511
- Yeah, he's ridiculous.
- 579
- 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,159
- Beautiful house, though.
- 580
- 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:48,912
- Good champagne.
- 581
- 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,672
- Here we go.
- 582
- 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,355
- Yup. We're at the house.
- 583
- 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,234
- We'll let you know when we have him.
- 584
- 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,711
- Jesus Christ!
- 585
- 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,598
- What's with that knife?
- 586
- 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,392
- It's for the cheese.
- 587
- 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,120
- Okay, all right. Just, you know,
- 588
- 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,589
- really aggressive way to carry a knife.
- 589
- 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,440
- Oh, no, I've got one.
- 590
- 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,115
- Never have I ever
- connected my work computer
- 591
- 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,670
- to the projector in the conference room
- when it was open on a WebMD page
- 592
- 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,909
- for chlamydia symptoms.
- 593
- 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,115
- That's not cool!
- 594
- 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:40,395
- Drink!
- 595
- 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,437
- Just for the record,
- I did not have chlamydia.
- 596
- 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,433
- It was pubic dermatitis. You get it
- from not washing your crotch, so...
- 597
- 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,776
- - Okay.
- - Good for you.
- 598
- 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,870
- I... I like her.
- 599
- 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,296
- And, listen, you're not supposed
- to single people out in this game.
- 600
- 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,470
- It's supposed to be generic things, like
- 601
- 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,392
- "Never have I ever slept
- with a celebrity."
- 602
- 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:57,391
- Oh, I didn't know. Okay.
- 603
- 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,595
- Whoops.
- 604
- 00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,749
- - Mmm?
- - Ooh.
- 605
- 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,995
- What?
- 606
- 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,877
- You slept with a celebrity?
- 607
- 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,634
- No, I was taking a drink
- separate from the game.
- 608
- 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,856
- - That was bad timing.
- - Mmm.
- 609
- 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,480
- I see how you would think, but it's not.
- 610
- 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,361
- Well, then why are you breathing
- like you just got off the elliptical?
- 611
- 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,472
- I'm not. I'm...
- 612
- 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,195
- Come on, babe.
- Whose turn is it?
- 613
- 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,629
- Uh, it's Max. Max, it's your turn. Huh?
- 614
- 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,677
- I'm not playing a drinking game.
- Who was it?
- 615
- 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,880
- What's the deal with that?
- 616
- 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,096
- They've been together
- since middle school.
- 617
- 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,176
- It's somebody else's turn.
- 618
- 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,200
- - Oh. Oh!
- - Yeah!
- 619
- 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,336
- How could you possibly
- have had sex with a celebrity
- 620
- 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,237
- when we've only had sex with each other?
- 621
- 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,656
- Please, can you not make this
- one of your things right now?
- 622
- 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,840
- How is this one of my things?
- 623
- 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,518
- Yeah, Brooks, this is why
- we don't play drinking games.
- 624
- 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,392
- It looks like the game is afoot.
- 625
- 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,754
- Oh!
- 626
- 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,359
- Thank you, God!
- 627
- 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,476
- Oh, boy. Let's buckle up, huh?
- 628
- 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,193
- Brooks Davis?
- 629
- 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,515
- Yes.
- 630
- 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,192
- - Oh, shit.
- - Ooh!
- 631
- 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,793
- This is good.
- 632
- 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,311
- Agent Henderson.
- 633
- 00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,155
- FBI.
- 634
- 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,039
- Sunglasses at night. It's legit.
- 635
- 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,269
- Sit down, please.
- 636
- 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,033
- I'll get right to the point.
- 637
- 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,955
- The Bureau has been tracking a ring
- of violent kidnappers
- 638
- 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,236
- in this very neighborhood.
- 639
- 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,316
- And we have reason to believe
- that one of you
- 640
- 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,113
- may be their next victim.
- 641
- 00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,336
- That's terrible news.
- 642
- 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,636
- Contained within these dossiers
- 643
- 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,435
- are the clues you will require
- to find the kidnappers.
- 644
- 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,556
- You'd like for us to do that, yeah?
- 645
- 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,040
- The Bureau's...
- What's the Bureau's role in this?
- 646
- 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,016
- Maybe you guys could take my wife
- in for questioning
- 647
- 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,776
- because, apparently, she got a
- secret life I don't know nothing about.
- 648
- 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,075
- - Baby, this is...
- - Shut up, all of you!
- 649
- 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,309
- Wow.
- 650
- 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,598
- It's not a joke.
- 651
- 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,479
- You people are in real danger,
- and you're running out of time.
- 652
- 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,394
- And I, Agent Henderson,
- will not stand idly by
- 653
- 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,678
- while innocent civilians
- are slaughtered on my watch.
- 654
- 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,096
- I told you
- this is gonna be great.
- 655
- 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:02,951
- - It's so good!
- - So good.
- 656
- 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,296
- But, uh, before we get started,
- 657
- 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,601
- I'm required to ask if any of you
- have any food allergies.
- 658
- 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,075
- Peanuts?
- 659
- 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,229
- Who the hell are you?
- 660
- 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,389
- Oh!
- 661
- 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,216
- Now wait a second.
- I know you're method and all,
- 662
- 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,536
- but you can't just come in here
- and break the door.
- 663
- 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,596
- I do not mind this game.
- 664
- 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,358
- Are you crazy?
- 665
- 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,112
- It's very well done.
- 666
- 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,549
- No!
- 667
- 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,832
- That is a strong table.
- 668
- 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,433
- Oh, watch out! He's packing heat!
- 669
- 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,635
- Hell no!
- 670
- 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,116
- Oh! Oh!
- 671
- 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,715
- Come on!
- 672
- 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,474
- You're just making this
- harder on yourself!
- 673
- 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,560
- Oh, shit!
- 674
- 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,914
- Guys, make sure you
- get a piece of this cheese. It's just...
- 675
- 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,389
- - Cut me one.
- - Try it with the quince.
- 676
- 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:51,519
- Oh, my God!
- 677
- 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,155
- Now he's back.
- 678
- 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,576
- Stop fighting, asshole!
- 679
- 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,715
- Help me! This isn't...
- 680
- 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,155
- The Independent Spirit Award goes to...
- 681
- 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,120
- Let's go!
- 682
- 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:01,360
- Bye-bye!
- 683
- 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,078
- First one that follows us gets shot!
- 684
- 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,918
- Okay, roger that. You drive safe.
- 685
- 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,712
- Come on, motherfucker!
- 686
- 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,270
- - That was amazing.
- - Really good.
- 687
- 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,759
- - That was really good.
- - Wow.
- 688
- 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,033
- Mmm. No, there's something about this
- that just doesn't feel right.
- 689
- 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,835
- How could you cheat on me
- with a celebrity?
- 690
- 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,035
- I didn't cheat on you.
- 691
- 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,714
- It was before we got married
- when we took that break.
- 692
- 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,110
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 693
- 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,416
- I've been living in The Matrix.
- 694
- 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,432
- Agent Henderson,
- you just gonna keep lying there?
- 695
- 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,720
- Is any of this real?
- 696
- 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,392
- Well, don't kick him!
- 697
- 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,040
- - Stop.
- - He's a regular Daniel Day-Lewis.
- 698
- 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,256
- I thought we both agreed
- 699
- 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,158
- that we wouldn't hook up
- with anybody else during that break.
- 700
- 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,760
- Yeah, but then you went
- and got a hand job from Karen Waller.
- 701
- 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,656
- - No, don't do that.
- - Boop! Boop! Boop!
- 702
- 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,557
- Because it was over the pants,
- all right?
- 703
- 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,076
- It was, and it hurt. It was very dry,
- and I didn't climax.
- 704
- 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,896
- Just admit it.
- You guys did more than that.
- 705
- 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,831
- Don't turn this around on me.
- Do not do that.
- 706
- 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,200
- Don't you Johnnie Cochran me!
- 707
- 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:54,576
- Damn it, they got the jump on us.
- 708
- 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,600
- - Come on.
- - Shit, Kev!
- 709
- 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,680
- Come on now!
- 710
- 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,576
- All right. Here's the first clue.
- Looks like a riddle.
- 711
- 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,079
- "With shiny fangs..."
- 712
- 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,878
- "My bloodless bite..."
- 713
- 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,838
- "Will bring together
- what's mostly white."
- 714
- 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,797
- Donald Trump.
- 715
- 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,748
- "Bloodless bite." It's not a vampire.
- Um...
- 716
- 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,239
- I'll just Google it.
- 717
- 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,640
- It's so inconsistent, isn't it?
- 718
- 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,480
- I mean, they stage
- this super realistic fight.
- 719
- 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,433
- They give us an FBI dossier
- but with riddles.
- 720
- 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,536
- It's like, let's pick a tone.
- Let's stick with it.
- 721
- 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,456
- But that's the game.
- You wanna win this car or not?
- 722
- 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,879
- Yeah, yeah. More than anything,
- 723
- 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:25,640
- but I feel like Brooks is setting me up.
- 724
- 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,080
- Do you get that feeling? You know,
- 725
- 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,710
- that this is some game
- where somehow he's gonna humiliate me?
- 726
- 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,913
- Mmm-hmm.
- 727
- 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,950
- Well, let's not play by his rules.
- 728
- 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,016
- "My bloodless bite, my bloodless,
- bloodless bite.
- 729
- 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,996
- "Bloodless bite, bloodless bite,
- bloodless bite."
- 730
- 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,390
- Can you stop chanting "bloodless bite"?
- It's just...
- 731
- 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,951
- - Trying to think.
- - Yeah.
- 732
- 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,994
- Oh, shit!
- 733
- 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:52,670
- Max and Annie must have figured it out.
- 734
- 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,035
- Right. We need to find an advantage.
- 735
- 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,836
- Advantage, advantage, advantage...
- 736
- 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,120
- Brooks' wallet?
- 737
- 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,430
- You think we should steal
- all of his shit!
- 738
- 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
- No.
- 739
- 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,471
- Hi, yeah. I lost my credit card.
- 740
- 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,496
- I was wondering if you could tell me
- what the last few charges I made were.
- 741
- 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:13,589
- What are you doing?
- 742
- 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,496
- If we can find out the name
- of the murder mystery place he used,
- 743
- 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,736
- we can go to their office and
- pay them off to give us the final clue.
- 744
- 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,159
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- 745
- 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:23,438
- You're, like, a double threat.
- Brains and you're British.
- 746
- 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,589
- Thanks.
- 747
- 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:31,193
- Okay. What has shiny fangs
- that bites white things together?
- 748
- 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,360
- A stapler!
- 749
- 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,511
- And the white things are paper.
- 750
- 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,592
- Yes! You are so smart and unfaithful!
- 751
- 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:38,875
- Oh, there it is.
- 752
- 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,155
- Yes!
- 753
- 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,998
- Look at that.
- 754
- 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,957
- - Flash drive.
- - Put it in the desktop.
- 755
- 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,280
- Okay.
- 756
- 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,189
- Another riddle.
- 757
- 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,557
- "I'm brown and old by day,
- white and young by night.
- 758
- 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,720
- "My eyes are glass.
- 759
- 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,757
- "I have 9 faces but no head.
- 760
- 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,638
- "I sing to the sky but have no voice.
- 761
- 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,394
- "I'm everywhere and nowhere."
- 762
- 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,997
- What the fuck is that?
- 763
- 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,679
- I mean, how cool are we?
- 764
- 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,336
- - Very, very cool. We are very cool.
- - Right?
- 765
- 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,716
- You're the cool one. You know,
- tracking the phone is just a great idea.
- 766
- 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,154
- Still on Route 18, huh?
- 767
- 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,480
- We're catching up to them.
- Here we come, Brooksie.
- 768
- 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,193
- Can you imagine the look on his face
- when we find him so fast?
- 769
- 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,750
- You know, baby, I can feel my sperm
- already coming back to life.
- 770
- 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,069
- - Perfect.
- - Yeah.
- 771
- 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,391
- So we'll win your brother's car,
- and then we'll go make a baby in it.
- 772
- 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:29,471
- - Yeah! We'll make him watch us. Huh?
- - Yeah.
- 773
- 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,351
- - I don't wanna do that.
- - No, me neither.
- 774
- 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,896
- - Sorry, don't know why I said that.
- - I'm not into that.
- 775
- 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,478
- - Not a great idea.
- - Okay.
- 776
- 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,868
- Okay, great. Thank you.
- 777
- 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,456
- All right, I got the name
- and the address of the games company.
- 778
- 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:39,674
- - Let's go.
- - Yes!
- 779
- 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,752
- All we have to do now,
- figure out what "bloodless bite" means.
- 780
- 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,548
- No, we don't. That's why...
- 781
- 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,474
- - Oh, yeah, no. Yeah, no.
- - Doesn't matter. Let's go.
- 782
- 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,198
- How you gonna be old and young?
- 783
- 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,112
- - That doesn't make sense.
- - I know.
- 784
- 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,794
- Guys, hey, how's it goin'?
- 785
- 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,077
- I just wanted to wish you
- the best of luck tonight. Bye.
- 786
- 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,234
- - No.
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 787
- 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,759
- What are... What are you doing?
- 788
- 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,353
- Just being a dick.
- 789
- 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,710
- Oh!
- 790
- 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,896
- - Don't kick him, Ryan!
- - He's such a good actor!
- 791
- 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,955
- Ryan!
- 792
- 00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,429
- God damn it!
- 793
- 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,000
- Baby, hand me those matches.
- I'm about to burn this door down.
- 794
- 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,696
- You're gonna light a fire in
- a windowless room that we're trapped in?
- 795
- 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,336
- You slept with Bill Nye the Science Guy.
- He talked to you about flames?
- 796
- 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,429
- What about that?
- 797
- 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,637
- Where could he be?
- 798
- 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,508
- His phone stopped right here, huh?
- 799
- 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,188
- - Hear that?
- - Yeah.
- 800
- 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,149
- Ugh.
- 801
- 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,469
- Found it!
- 802
- 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,160
- He must've known we were tracking him.
- 803
- 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,793
- Well, they outsmarted us.
- 804
- 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,800
- Hang on.
- 805
- 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,358
- Isn't that one of the actors?
- 806
- 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,830
- Guess they're not
- so smart after all, huh?
- 807
- 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,918
- Guess not. We are nailing this!
- 808
- 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,296
- Why are we crouching?
- 809
- 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,515
- I don't know. It feels right.
- 810
- 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,952
- Oh, it's horrible in here.
- 811
- 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,839
- - Yeah, it's sticky. Shoes are shot.
- - Ugh.
- 812
- 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,376
- Ooh. There he is. There he is.
- Don't let him see you. Come on.
- 813
- 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,719
- Sit down right here.
- 814
- 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,155
- Bartender, sir,
- can I ask you a question?
- 815
- 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,309
- Um...
- 816
- 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,675
- You, um...
- 817
- 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,955
- You didn't happen to see a fellow
- brought in here,
- 818
- 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,348
- looks a little bit like me,
- 819
- 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,750
- but he's got a little bit
- of a sharper chin
- 820
- 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:35,194
- and higher cheekbones?
- 821
- 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,032
- So a better-looking guy?
- 822
- 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,231
- No, well, I wouldn't call it that.
- 823
- 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,959
- I didn't see nothing.
- 824
- 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,158
- - Oh, boy. You hear that?
- - Huh. Yeah.
- 825
- 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,696
- That double negative?
- "Didn't see nothing"?
- 826
- 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,496
- - It's a little forced, right?
- - Yeah, I think he's in on it.
- 827
- 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:48,936
- - 'Course he is.
- - Look at those tats.
- 828
- 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,678
- So fresh, probably fake.
- 829
- 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,435
- Tell you what.
- Let's give him a test, okay?
- 830
- 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,376
- Let's order a couple of drinks that only
- a real bartender would know how to make.
- 831
- 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,435
- Oh, smart! Yes.
- 832
- 00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:58,953
- - Sir! Excuse me. Hi.
- - Barkeep.
- 833
- 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,560
- Totally forgot to order drinks.
- 834
- 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,795
- Yes, uh...
- 835
- 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,198
- Could I please have a vodka tonic?
- 836
- 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,035
- Well done, honey.
- 837
- 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,475
- I'm gonna have a Harvey Wallbanger.
- 838
- 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,596
- Okay? Appreciate it.
- 839
- 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,758
- Jesus! Did you see that look?
- 840
- 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,096
- Guy doesn't know what's going on.
- 841
- 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,189
- Think you stumped him.
- 842
- 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,237
- Regional theater hack.
- 843
- 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,719
- Huh?
- 844
- 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,634
- - Well, this is kind of fun, isn't it?
- - Yeah.
- 845
- 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,976
- It's nice to get out of the house.
- 846
- 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,840
- You know, we're not gonna be able
- to do stuff like this if we have kids.
- 847
- 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,949
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 848
- 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,280
- - Why not?
- - Well, I don't know.
- 849
- 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,016
- I was thinking about it.
- Remember Dan and Linda?
- 850
- 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,000
- Remember how much time
- we used to spend with them?
- 851
- 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,958
- Just tons of fun.
- And then they had those twins.
- 852
- 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,473
- Boom! Off the grid, right?
- 853
- 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,750
- Last time we saw them
- was their Christmas card
- 854
- 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,880
- with the wonky kids on it.
- 855
- 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,798
- Yeah, I love those Christmas cards.
- They look so happy.
- 856
- 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,074
- But you know what I mean.
- 857
- 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,000
- - We don't see them...
- - Vodka tonic.
- 858
- 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,719
- Harvey Wallbanger.
- 859
- 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,000
- - Appreciate it.
- - Thank you.
- 860
- 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,639
- Cheers.
- 861
- 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,589
- Did he get it right?
- 862
- 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,136
- Huh. I do not know. I realized I've
- never had one of these,
- 863
- 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,390
- but that is a tasty drink.
- It's kind of tart.
- 864
- 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,391
- You wanna try it? Oh! Honey!
- 865
- 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,754
- Honey! There's Brooks!
- 866
- 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,388
- Brooks is here. Brooks is here.
- We're about to win this thing!
- 867
- 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,710
- - Yes, yes!
- - Look who came in here.
- 868
- 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,229
- Oh! No! I think he made us.
- 869
- 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,136
- So what? It's over.
- What, are they gonna try to stop us?
- 870
- 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,479
- - Let's go.
- - Yeah, probably.
- 871
- 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,518
- But that's why I brought this.
- 872
- 00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,336
- Jesus Christ, honey!
- Where did you get a gun?
- 873
- 00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,590
- No, no, that's the fake gun
- from Brooks' fight.
- 874
- 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,115
- - Oh, yeah. Boy, that looks real.
- - Yeah, well, you know...
- 875
- 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,736
- - Brooks never spares any expense.
- - Look at that.
- 876
- 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,149
- - Yeah, that's true.
- - Okay. Follow my lead, huh?
- 877
- 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,355
- Why? What are you doing?
- 878
- 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,480
- Lead?
- 879
- 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,676
- Any of you fucking pricks move,
- 880
- 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,435
- and I'll execute every motherfucking
- last one of you!
- 881
- 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,635
- Very nice, honey.
- 882
- 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,551
- Pulp Fiction, anybody?
- Right? It's a classic.
- 883
- 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,868
- We love films.
- 884
- 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:44,757
- Okay, what the fuck is this shit?
- 885
- 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,016
- Well, you're gonna hand over the keys
- 'cause we're gonna take my brother.
- 886
- 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,075
- Bullshit.
- 887
- 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,311
- Oh! You know what's bullshit
- is your bald, ugly face.
- 888
- 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,896
- Uh-uh. No, that's personal.
- Come on, honey, let's just keep it fun.
- 889
- 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,195
- All right, I'm sorry I called you bald,
- you little bitch!
- 890
- 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,838
- Well, that's, again, you know...
- 891
- 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,150
- - Let the gun do the talking. Come on.
- - Okay. Ah!
- 892
- 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,998
- On your knees. Hands in the air.
- 893
- 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,776
- - Good. Good. Great.
- - Heads on the ground. Eyes closed.
- 894
- 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,280
- That's it. Get them up, reach for it.
- 895
- 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,096
- - Hands up! That's right.
- - There we go.
- 896
- 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,880
- - All right, hands in the air!
- - Get them up!
- 897
- 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,393
- - Yep.
- - Yo, where's my head go?
- 898
- 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,828
- - Down.
- - On the floor.
- 899
- 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,115
- Just rest it.
- 900
- 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,496
- How am I supposed
- to put my hands in the air
- 901
- 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,856
- - with my head on the ground?
- - Fucking exactly.
- 902
- 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,518
- I did have the same question.
- 903
- 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,440
- Child's pose?
- Do you guys know child's pose?
- 904
- 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,720
- Fuck is a child's pose, man?
- 905
- 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:23,856
- You've never done yoga?
- 906
- 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,920
- - Okay, wow.
- - No?
- 907
- 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,480
- - Cover me.
- - Show them, baby.
- 908
- 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,376
- - All right. Arms out.
- - Here she comes.
- 909
- 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,118
- Knees apart if you have back problems.
- 910
- 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,360
- And if you're doing it right,
- 911
- 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,352
- you're really gonna feel that
- lumbar opening up back there.
- 912
- 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,536
- Let's put your head down.
- 913
- 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,438
- Come on. I don't wanna have to use this.
- Okay?
- 914
- 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,113
- Okay.
- 915
- 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,153
- Can't you just tell me who it was?
- 916
- 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:46,277
- I know you, Kev. If I tell you,
- you'll just obsess about it even more.
- 917
- 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:47,873
- Okay, fine. How about this?
- 918
- 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,871
- If I guess it right, you tell me.
- 919
- 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,029
- Fine.
- 920
- 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,120
- Was it an actor?
- 921
- 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,429
- Yes. That tower is unstable.
- 922
- 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,636
- I'm not stable! Was he over 40?
- 923
- 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,800
- Yes. Be careful.
- 924
- 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,076
- Okay. American?
- 925
- 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,355
- Yes.
- 926
- 00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:03,998
- It's Tommy Lee Jones.
- 927
- 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,879
- What? Ew. No.
- 928
- 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,120
- Denzel? Was it Denzel?
- Denzel Washington?
- 929
- 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,475
- It wasn't, unfortunately.
- 930
- 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:13,834
- Thank God.
- 931
- 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,594
- Um... Be careful.
- 932
- 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,398
- Oh! Sweet freedom.
- 933
- 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,118
- Oh, my God!
- 934
- 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,560
- You see, this dumbass thought
- he can keep us locked in here.
- 935
- 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,478
- But guess what?
- You can't lock us in here!
- 936
- 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:27,716
- You see, hate put us in here!
- 937
- 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,189
- - Okay, baby.
- - But love is gonna bust us out!
- 938
- 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,793
- - Ahh!
- - Oh, my God!
- 939
- 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,115
- Oh, my God!
- 940
- 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,713
- Kev! Kev, are you okay?
- 941
- 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,472
- Baby, I fell down.
- 942
- 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,279
- There it is.
- 943
- 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,435
- Yes, I'm so glad I invited you tonight!
- 944
- 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,669
- Yeah, me, too.
- 945
- 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:57,071
- I usually bring these girls
- I wanna sleep with, and they just suck!
- 946
- 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,674
- You're like a breath of fresh air.
- 947
- 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,273
- Aw, thanks.
- 948
- 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,800
- I usually go out with men
- I find interesting and non-stupid,
- 949
- 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,393
- so this is a bit new for me, too.
- 950
- 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,674
- Whoa!
- 951
- 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,920
- Are we cool?
- 952
- 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,633
- Did I say something wrong?
- 953
- 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,800
- No.
- 954
- 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,394
- No, I mean I was wondering why you
- asked me along tonight,
- 955
- 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,909
- and now I know you
- just needed a ringer, so...
- 956
- 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,953
- Oh, did you... You thought
- this was a date? I didn't...
- 957
- 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,391
- No, actually.
- Well, I was hoping it wasn't.
- 958
- 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,558
- Then why are you wearing lipstick?
- 959
- 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:25,914
- - I'm not.
- - Yeah, you are.
- 960
- 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,274
- What are you...
- 961
- 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:28,759
- You can't touch a girl's mouth.
- 962
- 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,736
- Why? Are you scared I'm
- gonna smear your lipstick...
- 963
- 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,432
- Oh, my God! You bit me!
- 964
- 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,696
- Yeah, and I'll bite you again.
- 965
- 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,755
- There's lipstick on here.
- 966
- 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,433
- Oh, shut up!
- 967
- 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,477
- I see you wiping off that date lipstick!
- 968
- 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,589
- Ow!
- 969
- 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,716
- That really hurt a little bit.
- 970
- 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,319
- Hello?
- 971
- 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,118
- Hello?
- 972
- 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:56,948
- Um, excuse me?
- 973
- 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,393
- Yeah, okay.
- 974
- 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,269
- Um...
- 975
- 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,360
- Hello?
- 976
- 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,191
- Oh, oh! Oh, shit!
- 977
- 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,949
- Holy shit!
- 978
- 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,995
- God!
- 979
- 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:19,960
- Come on! Bloody hell!
- 980
- 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,269
- - What?
- - Phew!
- 981
- 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,558
- You guys scared me so bad.
- What are you doing?
- 982
- 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,948
- What the fuck is that?
- 983
- 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,478
- Oh. Well, I just came from
- 984
- 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,576
- a 6-hour murder mystery
- where I played the corpse.
- 985
- 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,160
- I must've dozed off
- before I had a chance to clean up.
- 986
- 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,390
- Well, you scared the shit out of us.
- 987
- 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,595
- Really? Thank you.
- 988
- 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,720
- Actually that means a lot
- 'cause I do my own makeup.
- 989
- 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,195
- What kind of party
- has a pregnant corpse?
- 990
- 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,477
- No, I'm actually pregnant.
- This isn't part of it. This is just...
- 991
- 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,595
- Oh!
- 992
- 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,749
- - Congrats.
- - Thank you!
- 993
- 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,709
- Um, we want you
- to give us the final clue
- 994
- 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,837
- to the murder mystery
- Brooks Davis ordered.
- 995
- 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,831
- Oh, my gosh.
- But that would ruin the fun.
- 996
- 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,593
- We don't want the fun.
- We just wanna win.
- 997
- 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,352
- Yeah, I can't do that.
- 998
- 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,916
- This change your mind?
- 999
- 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,949
- No.
- 1000
- 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,713
- Don't...
- 1001
- 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,270
- What about this?
- 1002
- 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,714
- Mmm.
- 1003
- 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,233
- You drive a hard bargain. Okay.
- 1004
- 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,709
- Let's take it up a notch.
- 1005
- 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,675
- I was hoping I wasn't
- gonna have to dig this deep, but okay.
- 1006
- 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,910
- Final offer.
- 1007
- 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,116
- You know what? It doesn't matter
- how slowly you slide it over!
- 1008
- 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,550
- Okay? It's $17! How much do you want?
- 1009
- 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,595
- - Um, I don't know. Probably $100.
- - Give her $100.
- 1010
- 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,513
- I don't have a hundred.
- 1011
- 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,356
- How much have you got?
- 1012
- 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,115
- $17.
- 1013
- 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,157
- $17?
- 1014
- 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,793
- You brought $17 out?
- 1015
- 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,151
- Nice!
- 1016
- 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,635
- - Thank you!
- - Cool.
- 1017
- 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,076
- So you're just gonna keep it. I got you.
- 1018
- 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,313
- Stay back!
- 1019
- 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,416
- Hey, buddy, can you just give us
- the answer to the second riddle,
- 1020
- 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,668
- 'cause we're way behind.
- 1021
- 00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,079
- Don't you get it?
- 1022
- 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,832
- That was not supposed to happen.
- 1023
- 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,229
- Oh, what now? You guys already
- did the breaking-in thing.
- 1024
- 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,754
- Shut up! And get on the floor,
- all of you!
- 1025
- 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,109
- Whoa!
- 1026
- 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,191
- Ron, you okay?
- 1027
- 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,231
- No, Nathan, I'm not okay.
- 1028
- 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,959
- Two guys came in here and attacked me.
- 1029
- 00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,678
- - Oh, my God.
- - I know!
- 1030
- 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,797
- And I quit Disney Cruises
- for this bullshit.
- 1031
- 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:06,656
- We can check,
- but that doesn't make any sense.
- 1032
- 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:07,908
- I'm not wearing a jacket.
- 1033
- 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,469
- Maybe it means, like a book jacket.
- 1034
- 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,074
- Why would a book have a jacket?
- 1035
- 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:15,960
- Murder We Wrote.
- 1036
- 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,496
- Glenda, something terrible has happened.
- 1037
- 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,520
- What?
- 1038
- 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,056
- Nathan and I
- showed up for the takeaway,
- 1039
- 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,798
- and Ron had been attacked.
- 1040
- 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,280
- Where? At the Brooks Davis house?
- 1041
- 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:24,480
- - Yes.
- - Huh?
- 1042
- 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,520
- What?
- 1043
- 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,119
- Is everyone okay?
- 1044
- 00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:29,998
- No, no. I'm not okay, Glenda!
- 1045
- 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,516
- I have a throbbing headache,
- and they took the host!
- 1046
- 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,352
- - Who took him?
- - Kidnappers!
- 1047
- 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,114
- Real ones! Dangerous fucking criminals!
- 1048
- 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,600
- I'm packed and I'm holding
- I'm smiling, she's living, she's golden
- 1049
- 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:52,829
- She lives for me
- 1050
- 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,274
- - Sing into the mic.
- - Jesus!
- 1051
- 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,395
- No.
- 1052
- 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,075
- Her own motivation
- She goes round, and she goes down on me
- 1053
- 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,275
- And you, Tats?
- 1054
- 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,193
- You got something to say? No? Boop.
- 1055
- 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,590
- Coming over you
- Keep on smiling, what we go through
- 1056
- 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,679
- One stop to the rhythm that divides you
- 1057
- 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,957
- I see you eyeing that, Ponytail.
- Not on my watch!
- 1058
- 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,917
- Bingo! Bingo! I got them, baby.
- Let's do this.
- 1059
- 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,435
- Yes! Okay.
- 1060
- 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,393
- Hey, hey, Brooks!
- 1061
- 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,676
- - Guess who it is!
- - Oh!
- 1062
- 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,673
- Ready? Hello!
- 1063
- 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,296
- - Look at that face!
- - Oh, shit.
- 1064
- 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,355
- That is priceless!
- 1065
- 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,016
- You did not expect us this early,
- did you?
- 1066
- 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,270
- I've gotta capture this moment.
- Honey, get in there.
- 1067
- 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,271
- We'll take a quick little selfie here
- 1068
- 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,829
- and send it off to the losers.
- One, two, three.
- 1069
- 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,274
- Cheese!
- 1070
- 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,554
- Ha!
- 1071
- 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,736
- Perfect. Oh, speak of the devil.
- 1072
- 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,876
- There's Ryan now,
- probably calling begging for help.
- 1073
- 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
- - Ugh!
- - Ignore.
- 1074
- 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,598
- This is not a game, Max!
- 1075
- 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,192
- Jesus! Guys, it's a wrap in here, okay?
- 1076
- 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,600
- Show's over!
- 1077
- 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,656
- Listen, I'm not a venture capitalist.
- I'm a smuggler!
- 1078
- 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,478
- - A smuggler?
- - Yeah, I made a mistake.
- 1079
- 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,776
- I sold the Bulgarian's egg
- to a different guy.
- 1080
- 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,576
- And I have to get it back to him,
- or he's gonna kill me!
- 1081
- 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,440
- "The Bulgarian's egg"? Wasn't that
- the third Harry Potter book? Come on.
- 1082
- 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,040
- Wait, I'm confused. So, this isn't
- the end of this whole thing?
- 1083
- 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,275
- No, it is the end, okay?
- 1084
- 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,158
- You said, whoever catches you
- gets the car.
- 1085
- 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,470
- We found you, we get the car. Game over.
- 1086
- 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,756
- No! I'm telling you! This is all real!
- 1087
- 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,616
- The shitty actors are real?
- Come on.
- 1088
- 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,480
- How about that ridiculous fight?
- Was that real?
- 1089
- 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,999
- Is this gun real?
- 1090
- 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,080
- Oh, no, Annie!
- 1091
- 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,435
- Oh, no. Oh, no. Bang, bang.
- 1092
- 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,600
- Ow!
- 1093
- 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:31,995
- Blood!
- 1094
- 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,754
- Oh, my God! I shot you!
- 1095
- 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,399
- You fucking shot me!
- 1096
- 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,152
- Cut me loose before we all get shot!
- 1097
- 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,360
- Come on, untie me!
- 1098
- 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,920
- - Get me out of here!
- - Oh, God!
- 1099
- 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:43,634
- Help me. Help.
- 1100
- 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,949
- Oh, my God!
- 1101
- 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,336
- - Go out! Go, go, go!
- - What the fuck did you do to me?
- 1102
- 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,032
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 1103
- 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,152
- - Hey!
- - Where are the guns?
- 1104
- 00:44:53,720 --> 00:44:54,755
- You shot me.
- 1105
- 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,473
- I know. I feel terrible.
- 1106
- 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,976
- - Come on, man!
- - Go! Go, go!
- 1107
- 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,096
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1108
- 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,176
- Come on, come on, come on!
- 1109
- 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,576
- - Oh, my God!
- - Move your ass!
- 1110
- 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,352
- - Honey, get in!
- - Go, go!
- 1111
- 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,794
- Go, go, go!
- 1112
- 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,678
- Holy shit!
- 1113
- 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,753
- Hold up! Hold up, motherfucker!
- 1114
- 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,236
- - God damn it!
- - Man, come on!
- 1115
- 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,376
- Brooks, what the fuck
- is going on with you? Start talking!
- 1116
- 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,834
- I've lied to you
- and the family about what I do.
- 1117
- 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,878
- I buy and I sell illegal shit for people
- in the black market.
- 1118
- 00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,234
- Really? So you're a criminal?
- 1119
- 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,640
- Oh, my God! They're following us!
- 1120
- 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,656
- But I made a mistake,
- because there's this guy.
- 1121
- 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,736
- They call him the Bulgarian.
- 1122
- 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,069
- He's got his fingers in all these pies
- around the world.
- 1123
- 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,231
- - What kind of pies?
- - Illegal pies, Max.
- 1124
- 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,136
- You know, the kind of pies that have
- heroin in them and guns and sex slaves.
- 1125
- 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,216
- You know, all that kind of stuff.
- 1126
- 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:42,993
- But he just wanted me to help him
- find this Faberge egg.
- 1127
- 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,435
- Fuck that! Faberge egg?
- 1128
- 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,056
- - Are you kidding me?
- - No, I'm serious.
- 1129
- 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,080
- And I found it!
- 1130
- 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,799
- But then there was this other guy,
- this Marlon Freeman.
- 1131
- 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,950
- He's willing to pay twice as much
- for the same egg.
- 1132
- 00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,576
- So what? So you screwed over
- the Bulgarian guy
- 1133
- 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,936
- and those fellows behind us
- work for him,
- 1134
- 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,776
- and they just happen to crash your
- murder mystery party?
- 1135
- 00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,075
- I know, right?
- What are the odds of that?
- 1136
- 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,400
- - Oh, too close, too close!
- - Careful, careful!
- 1137
- 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,268
- Watch out! Watch out!
- 1138
- 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,360
- Oh, oh!
- 1139
- 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,268
- - Shit!
- - Sorry! You okay?
- 1140
- 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,475
- Yeah, I'm all right.
- 1141
- 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,994
- - We need to go to the cops now!
- - Yeah, right now! Let's go!
- 1142
- 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,376
- - We can't go to the cops!
- - Why?
- 1143
- 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,800
- The Bulgarian's got a ton of moles.
- 1144
- 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:18,955
- On his face?
- 1145
- 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,959
- No, in the police department.
- 1146
- 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,439
- Look out!
- 1147
- 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,193
- Careful!
- 1148
- 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,199
- Oh, my God! This is insane!
- 1149
- 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,915
- If you call the cops,
- I'll be dead before I get to jail.
- 1150
- 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,656
- Why don't we just get a hold
- of this Marlon Freeman guy
- 1151
- 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,816
- and buy the egg back from him?
- 1152
- 00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,080
- I couldn't find him if I wanted to.
- That name's an alias.
- 1153
- 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,552
- - Gun, gun, gun! Duck!
- - Oh, oh...
- 1154
- 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,670
- Okay, these guys are not stopping.
- What do we do?
- 1155
- 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,912
- They're not gonna stop
- until they get me.
- 1156
- 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,991
- I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this.
- 1157
- 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080
- Oh, my God!
- 1158
- 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,470
- I'm sorry for a lot of things.
- 1159
- 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,320
- - Hey! What are you doing?
- - What is he doing? What is he doing?
- 1160
- 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,751
- - I love you, Max!
- - Brooks, don't be an idiot!
- 1161
- 00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,320
- Stop the car!
- 1162
- 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,514
- - Shit! Go, go, go!
- - Oh, my God! Okay, okay.
- 1163
- 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,281
- Fuck! What are we gonna do?
- They're gonna kill my brother.
- 1164
- 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,040
- Oh, Annie, I feel faint.
- I'm gonna pass out.
- 1165
- 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,877
- Oh, honey, we'll get you
- to a hospital, okay?
- 1166
- 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,314
- No, no, no! No hospitals.
- 1167
- 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,816
- This is a gunshot wound,
- they'll call the cops.
- 1168
- 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,840
- Shit, shit! Okay.
- 1169
- 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,434
- So we go to a mob doctor, right?
- 1170
- 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:00,976
- Do you know one of those, sweetheart?
- 1171
- 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,718
- - No.
- - No.
- 1172
- 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,800
- What about a veterinarian
- that works for the mob?
- 1173
- 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,838
- - You know one of those?
- - No.
- 1174
- 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,576
- Come on. Why are you pitching
- all the mob stuff?
- 1175
- 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,716
- - I think 'cause I'm losing my shit here!
- - I get it.
- 1176
- 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:11,960
- You're gonna have to do it.
- 1177
- 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
- - What?
- - Yup.
- 1178
- 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,336
- You're gonna have
- to take the bullet out.
- 1179
- 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,616
- I don't wanna... I don't wanna do it.
- 1180
- 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,856
- You think I want you
- to take the bullet out?
- 1181
- 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,240
- I've seen you try to cut a chicken.
- We have no other option.
- 1182
- 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,709
- Oh, my God! This is so bad!
- 1183
- 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,438
- I hate game night!
- 1184
- 00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,400
- Thank you!
- 1185
- 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,960
- Hey!
- 1186
- 00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,760
- Oh, thank God.
- Listen, Annie. It's all real.
- 1187
- 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,800
- Oh, no, I know.
- 1188
- 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,472
- Brooks is caught up in something and...
- 1189
- 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:37,033
- Okay, where are you guys?
- 1190
- 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,776
- We're all at Brooks'.
- Waiting to talk to the cops.
- 1191
- 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,030
- No! No, no, no! Do not talk to the cops!
- 1192
- 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,280
- What? Why? What's going on?
- 1193
- 00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:43,760
- - Are you guys okay?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1194
- 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,990
- We're fine. We're fine.
- I shot Max, but he's fine.
- 1195
- 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,080
- What?
- 1196
- 00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,576
- Look. We will meet you
- back at our house.
- 1197
- 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,440
- Whatever you do,
- do not tell the cops anything.
- 1198
- 00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,795
- Brooks's life depends on it.
- 1199
- 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,879
- - Hey.
- - Hi.
- 1200
- 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,195
- Okay.
- 1201
- 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,395
- I got a bunch of stuff.
- 1202
- 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,480
- Yeah.
- 1203
- 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,235
- Pocket knife. Tweezers.
- 1204
- 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,753
- Sewing kit. Gauze.
- 1205
- 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,456
- Good, good. All right.
- Wow, you did great!
- 1206
- 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,914
- Yeah.
- And they didn't have rubbing alcohol.
- 1207
- 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,878
- And they don't sell hard liquor,
- so I got you this lovely chard.
- 1208
- 00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,156
- Good idea. Way to pivot, yep. Good girl.
- 1209
- 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,197
- What else did you get, huh?
- More good stuff?
- 1210
- 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,990
- What is helpful in Country Living?
- 1211
- 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,914
- Oh, that's for later. There's a corn
- chowder recipe. It looks really good.
- 1212
- 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,040
- - You love corn chowder, huh?
- - Sweet. I do, yeah.
- 1213
- 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,216
- - That'll cheer you up.
- - Thank you.
- 1214
- 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,719
- Okay. And then a squeaky toy.
- 1215
- 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,275
- - Huh.
- - For your mouth.
- 1216
- 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:32,440
- - For the pain.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1217
- 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,200
- Okay. Well, hopefully I won't need this.
- 1218
- 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,077
- - Okay, let's see this bad boy.
- - All right.
- 1219
- 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,349
- Yeah, careful.
- 1220
- 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,158
- - Okay.
- - All right.
- 1221
- 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,400
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1222
- 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,696
- - We're gonna push past it.
- - No problem. No problem.
- 1223
- 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:43,976
- - We're gonna get the bullet out.
- - Let's just Google.
- 1224
- 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,416
- Honey, can you return the text later?
- 1225
- 00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:47,280
- This is instructions
- on how to remove a bullet.
- 1226
- 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,816
- - Oh, sorry.
- - It's an alt-right militia website,
- 1227
- 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,480
- so I'm just gonna
- ignore the racist stuff.
- 1228
- 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,669
- - Good. Good, good.
- - Yeah?
- 1229
- 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,313
- Okay. "Step one, sterile gloves."
- 1230
- 00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,988
- Check!
- 1231
- 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,336
- We're doing the best we can, right?
- 1232
- 00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,078
- Okay. Yeah. We're getting by.
- 1233
- 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:00,753
- "Step two."
- 1234
- 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,434
- Um... Okay. "Disinfect wound."
- 1235
- 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:05,596
- Right, yeah.
- That's gonna sting, isn't it?
- 1236
- 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,079
- Yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
- 1237
- 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:08,479
- - Let's do it.
- - Okay?
- 1238
- 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,555
- That smarts, huh?
- 1239
- 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,472
- Yeah.
- 1240
- 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,596
- Gonna administer anesthetic.
- 1241
- 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,896
- - We don't have that.
- - Just gonna skip that one. Okay.
- 1242
- 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,640
- "Step four,
- apply pressure above the wound."
- 1243
- 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,591
- Here, you squeeze that there.
- 1244
- 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:23,776
- - I got it.
- - Great. Thank you.
- 1245
- 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,360
- We're just gonna
- make two tiny incisions...
- 1246
- 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,016
- - Oh, my God.
- - On either side of the wound.
- 1247
- 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,235
- Easy-peasy. Huh?
- 1248
- 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:31,714
- This is fun, huh?
- 1249
- 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,671
- - Are you having fun?
- - No.
- 1250
- 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:34,869
- Let's get the bullet.
- 1251
- 00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,376
- - Okay. Here we go.
- - Let's get in there and get it.
- 1252
- 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,576
- - Nice and small, nice and small, baby.
- - Okay. Yeah, yeah.
- 1253
- 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,669
- Tiny, teeny.
- 1254
- 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,749
- That's not small. That's really big!
- 1255
- 00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,955
- So big?
- 1256
- 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,156
- Way too big, baby.
- It's a bullet, not a grapefruit.
- 1257
- 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,456
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
- This is my first time. I don't know...
- 1258
- 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,959
- Oh, there's so much blood.
- 1259
- 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,471
- - No, no. Don't you start doing that.
- - No, you're gonna make...
- 1260
- 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:01,995
- - I'm sorry.
- - Stop it.
- 1261
- 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,536
- I'm looking at you,
- and you're making me...
- 1262
- 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,016
- Well, don't look at me.
- I won't look at it.
- 1263
- 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:06,816
- - Push through. Let's go.
- - Okay. All right, okay.
- 1264
- 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:07,936
- - No more cutting.
- - Oh, shit.
- 1265
- 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,096
- Just get the tweezers
- and get the bullet out, baby.
- 1266
- 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,348
- Shit, shit, shit. Um...
- 1267
- 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,556
- - What? What happened?
- - Phone went to sleep.
- 1268
- 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:13,936
- You gotta set it so that thing stays on.
- 1269
- 00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,176
- - No. My phone doesn't do that.
- - Sure it does.
- 1270
- 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,576
- Same phone as mine. Just change it.
- 1271
- 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,936
- Just gonna touch it with my nose
- every 30 seconds. It's fine.
- 1272
- 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,416
- Don't be afraid of your phone.
- Get in there, go to the settings,
- 1273
- 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,176
- go to "Display" and change the timing
- so that it doesn't revert to sleep mode.
- 1274
- 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,235
- - Revert?
- - Yeah.
- 1275
- 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,976
- What are you, Steve Jobs?
- I'm not reverting anything. No.
- 1276
- 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,096
- No, I'm just
- unafraid of my phone, honey.
- 1277
- 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,120
- It's so fucking simple.
- 1278
- 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,318
- Shh! Quiet. I know what I'm doing, okay?
- 1279
- 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,714
- Do you?
- 1280
- 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:32,800
- Yes.
- 1281
- 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,752
- - Here we go. Here we go.
- - Here she goes.
- 1282
- 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,399
- You're like a dolphin.
- 1283
- 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,278
- All right. This part's gonna hurt.
- 1284
- 00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,589
- I don't... I don't doubt it.
- 1285
- 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,159
- Okay, let's do this.
- 1286
- 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:42,600
- Okay.
- 1287
- 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,954
- Ooh... Oh, wait.
- 1288
- 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,840
- What is that?
- 1289
- 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,880
- You hear that?
- 1290
- 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,513
- What's that sound? What's that sound?
- 1291
- 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,828
- Is that the bullet?
- 1292
- 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,275
- - That's bone!
- - What?
- 1293
- 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,918
- That's not right.
- 1294
- 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,194
- Okay. Um, what do the racists say
- if you can't find the bullet?
- 1295
- 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,696
- Yeah, that's bone. You got the bone.
- 1296
- 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,711
- I'm looking at my bone. Look right here.
- 1297
- 00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,952
- Max, did you get shot twice?
- 1298
- 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:10,275
- That's the exit wound.
- 1299
- 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,313
- Oh, it came out!
- 1300
- 00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,919
- Yup. Nothing to remove.
- 1301
- 00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,280
- The bullet has exited the arm.
- 1302
- 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,656
- Well, let's just sew
- that sucker up, huh?
- 1303
- 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:17,680
- Yeah.
- 1304
- 00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,599
- No, no. Honey, don't, don't look at...
- 1305
- 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:23,715
- Stop it.
- 1306
- 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,189
- I'm sorry.
- 1307
- 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,136
- Now, the Bulgarian's guys have Brooks,
- and the only way to save him
- 1308
- 00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,390
- is to get that egg
- from this Marlon Freeman guy.
- 1309
- 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,074
- I can't believe your brother's been
- lying to us this whole time.
- 1310
- 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,878
- He's even cooler than we thought.
- 1311
- 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,349
- Honey, I think you sewed my arm
- to my sleeve.
- 1312
- 00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,616
- I didn't even know
- Morgan Freeman collected Faberge eggs.
- 1313
- 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,437
- Aren't those worth millions of dollars?
- 1314
- 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,476
- It's Marlon Freeman,
- but that's just an alias.
- 1315
- 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,696
- Somehow, we gotta find out
- his real name, find out his address.
- 1316
- 00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:49,870
- - Police computer.
- - What do you mean?
- 1317
- 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,030
- I once dated this girl
- whose father was a cop.
- 1318
- 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,076
- She showed me her dad's police computer.
- 1319
- 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,958
- It has a database with
- every known alias on it.
- 1320
- 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,679
- I bet we could find Marlon Wayans'
- real name on it.
- 1321
- 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:02,376
- So, if we called her up, would she
- let you go on her dad's computer?
- 1322
- 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,709
- No. No. No way! That ended badly.
- 1323
- 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,840
- So how are we gonna get into a police
- computer without the cops knowing?
- 1324
- 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,256
- - Billy Bob Thornton!
- - What?
- 1325
- 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,316
- - What?
- - You slept with Billy Bob, didn't you?
- 1326
- 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:15,757
- Hang on. Hang on. I know
- where we can get on a police computer.
- 1327
- 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,110
- - Hey!
- - Gary!
- 1328
- 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,799
- Goodness.
- 1329
- 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,436
- To what do
- Bastian and I owe the pleasure?
- 1330
- 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:24,999
- Well, we were all just talking,
- 1331
- 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,913
- and we realized
- we haven't had a game night in ages,
- 1332
- 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,638
- just the 7 of us.
- 1333
- 00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,720
- So...
- 1334
- 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,756
- I thought you were going
- to your brother's house.
- 1335
- 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,989
- I never said that.
- 1336
- 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,196
- Come on, Gare Bear.
- Live a little! It's the weekend!
- 1337
- 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,397
- We were just saying how you were always
- better at games than Debbie was.
- 1338
- 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,675
- I'll thank you
- not to besmirch my ex-wife.
- 1339
- 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,599
- That woman is an angel.
- 1340
- 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,912
- Oh. Yeah, she was much better at games
- than you.
- 1341
- 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:54,476
- I will admit I have eagerly awaited
- a visit such as this.
- 1342
- 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,834
- Where'd he go?
- 1343
- 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,993
- Do we follow him?
- 1344
- 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,274
- It seems like it.
- 1345
- 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,998
- - Ryan, you go first.
- - I'm scared.
- 1346
- 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,228
- Help yourself to popped corn
- with sea salt.
- 1347
- 00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,151
- Oh! Oh!
- 1348
- 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,519
- Yummy, yummy.
- 1349
- 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,634
- I can't believe that you read my mind.
- I was craving popcorn.
- 1350
- 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,109
- You have a framed photo of game night?
- 1351
- 00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,108
- Doesn't everyone have photographs
- of their best friends in their homes?
- 1352
- 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,955
- Of course. We do.
- 1353
- 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,312
- Max, uh, you wanna go first?
- 1354
- 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,277
- Okay, I'll start. I'll do it.
- 1355
- 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,114
- Oh. There's a loose one.
- 1356
- 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,589
- Always in the middle.
- That's where you wanna go.
- 1357
- 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,079
- Can I use your john real quick?
- 1358
- 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,549
- Of course.
- It's the end of the hall, next to our...
- 1359
- 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,838
- My bedroom.
- 1360
- 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,355
- Okay.
- 1361
- 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,552
- Oh, no, Gary.
- 1362
- 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,715
- So, Sarah, how long have you two
- been a couple?
- 1363
- 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,028
- Oh, no! No, we're not. We just...
- 1364
- 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,277
- We work together. I wouldn't, um...
- I wouldn't do that thing.
- 1365
- 00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,832
- I see. I thought I detected a certain
- chemistry between the two of you.
- 1366
- 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,520
- No. No way.
- 1367
- 00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,310
- - No, that's not...
- - Mmm. Mmm.
- 1368
- 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,269
- Then again, I'm not the best judge
- of chemistry in the world.
- 1369
- 00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:20,389
- Hmm.
- 1370
- 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,672
- Oh, because your wife left you.
- 1371
- 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,468
- Oh, shit.
- 1372
- 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,350
- Hello, Donald Anderton.
- 1373
- 00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:47,356
- Oh!
- 1374
- 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:52,556
- So many possible moves.
- I just don't know where to begin.
- 1375
- 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,118
- Um, maybe... Ooh...
- 1376
- 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,056
- - Decision-making.
- - Come on, Annie. Just make up your mind.
- 1377
- 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,638
- - No!
- - Please! No?
- 1378
- 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,792
- Yup, take your time.
- 1379
- 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,678
- Oh, Brooks. What have you
- gotten yourself into?
- 1380
- 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,033
- Oh, shit. Where did you
- come from, little guy?
- 1381
- 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,279
- Son of a bitch.
- Hey! What are you, a vampire?
- 1382
- 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,159
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- 1383
- 00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,396
- Oh, my God. Has that got it?
- 1384
- 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:20,439
- No, that doesn't got it.
- God damn it. Come on!
- 1385
- 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,960
- No!
- 1386
- 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,840
- I should go check on him.
- 1387
- 00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,320
- I think he's fine.
- 1388
- 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,552
- - He cried out.
- - Tell me about Debbie.
- 1389
- 00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:37,628
- I beg your pardon.
- 1390
- 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:42,831
- Oh, just I... I never met her.
- I'd love to hear all about her.
- 1391
- 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,233
- Where do I begin?
- 1392
- 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,994
- All right, you wanna take a bath?
- We'll take a little bath.
- 1393
- 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,950
- There we go. Okay.
- All right. Here we go.
- 1394
- 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,033
- There we go, huh? Huh?
- 1395
- 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,714
- Oh, it's so much worse.
- 1396
- 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,836
- Oh, God. And what did I do to this?
- What the fuck is this thing?
- 1397
- 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,475
- Oh, Debbie.
- 1398
- 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:18,754
- Oh!
- 1399
- 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,754
- Okay. Fuck this.
- 1400
- 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,191
- Hey, guys, Gary was right.
- It's awful late.
- 1401
- 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,589
- Let's get home, get to bed, huh?
- Get out of his hair.
- 1402
- 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:35,875
- We haven't finished the game.
- It's your turn, Max.
- 1403
- 00:59:36,040 --> 00:59:37,268
- Oh, my turn, huh?
- 1404
- 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,954
- Okay, be careful now, Max.
- Oh!
- 1405
- 00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:41,758
- Well, game over. I went in a little hot.
- 1406
- 00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,832
- - Why did you...
- - Thanks! Good to see you, Gary.
- 1407
- 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,116
- When shall we play next?
- 1408
- 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:50,192
- Soon. We'll call you.
- 1409
- 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,918
- Bastian. Baby!
- 1410
- 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,719
- So, how are we supposed to get this egg
- out of Donald Anderton's house?
- 1411
- 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:05,438
- I don't know. I'm gonna figure it out.
- 1412
- 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,159
- "Unknown Caller." Please don't be Gary.
- 1413
- 01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:11,834
- - Hello?
- - We have your brother.
- 1414
- 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,869
- Um...
- 1415
- 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,473
- Okay. Uh, we know where the egg is,
- 1416
- 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:16,776
- and we're actually
- on our way there right now.
- 1417
- 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,536
- We can do a swap, okay?
- Please don't hurt Brooks.
- 1418
- 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,473
- Meet us on the East 4th Street bridge
- at midnight. If you're late, he dies.
- 1419
- 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:23,993
- - Oh, my God.
- - Um...
- 1420
- 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,120
- Boy, that's less than an hour from now.
- 1421
- 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,629
- Hello?
- 1422
- 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,871
- What's up with this guy's voice?
- He sounds like a monster.
- 1423
- 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,792
- He's using a voice changer, Ryan.
- 1424
- 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,189
- He still sounds like a scary monster.
- 1425
- 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,274
- And we are here.
- 1426
- 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:45,936
- All right. You guys head home,
- 1427
- 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,296
- and I will call as soon
- as I get the egg, all right?
- 1428
- 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,470
- What? Wait a second. Wait.
- I'm going with you.
- 1429
- 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,696
- No, Annie. It could be very, very
- dangerous in there, okay?
- 1430
- 01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:54,001
- Listen, Brooks shouldn't have
- dragged any of us into this,
- 1431
- 01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:55,776
- but he is my brother,
- and it's up to me to fix it.
- 1432
- 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:57,870
- No, bullshit!
- We're all in this together!
- 1433
- 01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,076
- No, no, no. Max is right.
- You guys should go home,
- 1434
- 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:02,435
- but you and I are doing this.
- 1435
- 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,955
- Okay, what happens
- if you guys don't make it out?
- 1436
- 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,376
- We don't come to game night because
- we're dying to play charades and shit.
- 1437
- 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,720
- We come because we love you guys.
- 1438
- 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:10,876
- Honestly, this is
- the best part of our week.
- 1439
- 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,111
- Mine, too. And I have
- a lot of options on the weekend.
- 1440
- 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,270
- Wow. You guys...
- 1441
- 01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,391
- Thank you. That's very nice.
- 1442
- 01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,917
- Aw, good friends.
- 1443
- 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,831
- You should probably go, though, right?
- I mean, you don't even know us.
- 1444
- 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,798
- Yeah, why are you still here?
- 1445
- 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,236
- Oh, I don't know.
- I just got caught up in it.
- 1446
- 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,311
- Also, if I go home now,
- 1447
- 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,216
- and then I read in the newspaper
- tomorrow that you all died,
- 1448
- 01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:38,199
- I'll just... I'll feel shit that I left,
- so I'm gonna stick around.
- 1449
- 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,996
- You still read the newspaper?
- 1450
- 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,957
- That's what you got from that?
- 1451
- 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,031
- How are we gonna get into this place?
- 1452
- 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,916
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- 1453
- 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,839
- Okay.
- 1454
- 01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,312
- Looks like they got a party going on.
- This could be good.
- 1455
- 01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,988
- Where is everybody?
- 1456
- 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,908
- No way!
- 1457
- 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,556
- It's some kind of rich guy's fight club.
- 1458
- 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,473
- I knew it. They are real.
- 1459
- 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,589
- Come on!
- 1460
- 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,390
- That's my Boomer! That's my Boomer!
- 1461
- 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,111
- Man, this is some
- Django Unchained bullshit.
- 1462
- 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:10,200
- Water!
- 1463
- 01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,476
- That's my boy! Good boy! Good boy!
- 1464
- 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,830
- Rich people are fucked up!
- 1465
- 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,150
- Kramer, get Logan ready!
- 1466
- 01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:22,153
- Okay, minimum buy in is now 10 grand.
- 1467
- 01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,713
- Okay, I think we should split up.
- 1468
- 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,120
- Yeah. And let's start upstairs.
- 1469
- 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:27,120
- Anybody finds the egg,
- just text the others, okay?
- 1470
- 01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,016
- And for God's sake, be careful with it.
- All right?
- 1471
- 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,040
- Got you. I got it.
- 1472
- 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,275
- Be safe.
- 1473
- 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:34,800
- What are you...
- What are you doing?
- 1474
- 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,154
- Who says the egg isn't in here?
- 1475
- 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,958
- Also, I have a really good feeling
- about Logan.
- 1476
- 01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:43,351
- Egg, egg, egg.
- Wow! This is some bedroom.
- 1477
- 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,176
- Does it remind you
- of your celebrity boyfriend's?
- 1478
- 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:46,349
- Are you still on this?
- 1479
- 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,040
- Yes, I'm still on this, Michelle.
- That's all I can think about.
- 1480
- 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:50,189
- And that's saying a lot,
- 1481
- 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,397
- considering we got Eyes Wide Fight Club
- going on downstairs.
- 1482
- 01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,352
- Why is this so important to you?
- 1483
- 01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:59,109
- Because, Michelle, look,
- I am losing my mind here. Okay?
- 1484
- 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,679
- We were broken up at the time.
- 1485
- 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:04,150
- I got a hand job from Karen Waller,
- so you had every right to.
- 1486
- 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:05,634
- So why not just tell me?
- 1487
- 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,756
- Okay, fine.
- 1488
- 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:12,999
- It was 10 years ago.
- 1489
- 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,909
- I was at a gas station,
- and I noticed a guy at the next pump.
- 1490
- 01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:22,230
- It was Denzel Washington.
- 1491
- 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,708
- Hold up.
- 1492
- 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,310
- It actually was Denzel?
- 1493
- 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:28,469
- Yeah.
- 1494
- 01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,392
- He was really nice.
- 1495
- 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,268
- He made some joke about how premium gas
- is probably the same as regular.
- 1496
- 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,954
- I took a chance, and I asked him
- if he wanted to get drinks.
- 1497
- 01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:42,268
- He said yes.
- 1498
- 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,433
- We both got a little tipsy.
- 1499
- 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,272
- I offered to pay for drinks,
- and he let me,
- 1500
- 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,879
- which I thought was pretty cool.
- 1501
- 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:51,709
- We danced for hours.
- 1502
- 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,080
- Eventually, we ended up
- back at his place,
- 1503
- 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,072
- and one thing led to another.
- 1504
- 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,952
- It was just
- this crazy thing that happened,
- 1505
- 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,712
- and, in a weird way, it made me realize
- 1506
- 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:09,236
- the only person
- I ever wanna be with is you.
- 1507
- 01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,080
- Nah.
- 1508
- 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,039
- Nah. I don't believe it.
- 1509
- 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:15,958
- - Oh, you...
- - Mmm-mmm.
- 1510
- 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,917
- Well, I took a picture with him
- at the club.
- 1511
- 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:19,832
- I put it in a hidden folder.
- 1512
- 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,035
- Denzel and Michelle.
- 1513
- 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,319
- Yeah, baby, that's not Denzel.
- 1514
- 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:30,828
- Yeah, it is.
- 1515
- 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,149
- Mmm. No, it's not.
- 1516
- 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,635
- Dude looks a lot like Denzel,
- 1517
- 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,469
- but, uh, it's not him.
- 1518
- 01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,835
- You're crazy. That's...
- Look at that, that's Denzel.
- 1519
- 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,040
- Okay, let me ask you this.
- Did he say he was Denzel?
- 1520
- 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,519
- Well, no.
- 1521
- 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,079
- He tried to introduce himself,
- and I cut him off
- 1522
- 01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:48,469
- because I told him I knew who he was.
- 1523
- 01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,110
- - What kind of car did he drive?
- - A BMW.
- 1524
- 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,428
- - Hmm.
- - 3 series.
- 1525
- 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:57,239
- Mmm. What was his place like?
- 1526
- 01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,395
- It... It was a two-bedroom condo.
- 1527
- 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:06,797
- And he used the, um, spare room
- as an office, so...
- 1528
- 01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,920
- Do you hear
- what you're saying right now?
- 1529
- 01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:10,638
- Hold on, let me see.
- 1530
- 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,835
- When you zoom in,
- the nose gives it away, right?
- 1531
- 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,399
- - God damn!
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1532
- 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,472
- Look, don't beat yourself up about it,
- okay? There is some good news.
- 1533
- 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,359
- If you wanna get with Denzel, huh,
- 1534
- 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,476
- he's standing right here!
- 1535
- 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:29,350
- Because the real Denzel
- ain't got shit on me.
- 1536
- 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:37,200
- I mean, how does this monster have
- 5 kids? We don't get to have one.
- 1537
- 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,115
- Well, his wife looks like
- she's about 15.
- 1538
- 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,550
- Uh... Yeah. My sperm are fine.
- 1539
- 01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,915
- Right, right. No, I know, honey.
- We're just gonna...
- 1540
- 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:49,675
- We're gonna keep plugging away
- until something sticks, okay?
- 1541
- 01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:52,513
- Gee, you really sound like a guy
- who wants to have a kid.
- 1542
- 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,720
- Well, you know, I'm just...
- 1543
- 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,917
- I'm a little distracted right now,
- honey, as you might imagine.
- 1544
- 01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,709
- Look, if you're not into this,
- you kind of gotta tell me.
- 1545
- 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,320
- Listen.
- 1546
- 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,151
- I wanna have a baby,
- but how do I explain this? Um...
- 1547
- 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,040
- Do you remember how we used to play
- Pac-Man at Fisker Lanes,
- 1548
- 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:11,216
- and we could play all night?
- 1549
- 01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,496
- Do you remember, this one time,
- I made it all the way up to level 86,
- 1550
- 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:15,896
- - and you were not too far behind, right?
- - 85, but...
- 1551
- 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,400
- And then I kicked your ass at Galaga.
- 1552
- 01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,320
- - So anyway, what is the point?
- - Mmm... Anyway,
- 1553
- 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,271
- do you remember
- how we stayed alive so long?
- 1554
- 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,271
- All we did was we ate the pellets.
- 1555
- 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,079
- We never ate the fruit
- because the fruit is how they get you.
- 1556
- 01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,273
- Oh, you're doing a metaphor!
- 1557
- 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:30,839
- Yes, but here's the problem.
- 1558
- 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,388
- No matter how long you and I
- stayed alive in the game,
- 1559
- 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,600
- neither one of us ever made it
- up to the leader board.
- 1560
- 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,751
- And you think if we have a baby,
- 1561
- 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,239
- we'll be officially settling down,
- 1562
- 01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,709
- and you'll never make it
- onto the leader board of life?
- 1563
- 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,392
- That's such a good metaphor.
- 1564
- 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,755
- Yeah, no, it's not.
- It's kind of bullshit.
- 1565
- 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:47,840
- Why?
- 1566
- 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,717
- - What are we, 16 years old?
- - No.
- 1567
- 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,553
- You wanna go backpacking
- through Europe? Huh?
- 1568
- 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,553
- You wanna, like, have some wine coolers
- on a football field
- 1569
- 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,312
- with Rebecca De Mornay?
- 1570
- 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,152
- Not specifically.
- 1571
- 01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:01,880
- You know
- who's always gone for the fruit, Max?
- 1572
- 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:06,238
- Your criminal brother, and that is why
- the ghosts are about to eat him!
- 1573
- 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:08,118
- Look who's embracing the metaphor.
- 1574
- 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,679
- I'm so... I'm... Wow.
- 1575
- 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,833
- You know what? All this time,
- I've just been thinking
- 1576
- 01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:17,038
- that if I helped you beat Brooks,
- you would be less stressed.
- 1577
- 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:20,590
- But you don't wanna beat Brooks.
- You wanna be Brooks.
- 1578
- 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:24,517
- I'm gonna look somewhere else.
- 1579
- 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,595
- Come on, Logan! Boomer ain't shit!
- 1580
- 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,159
- Hey, ADHD!
- 1581
- 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,800
- We're supposed to be looking for the...
- 1582
- 01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,999
- Holy shit. I'm right again.
- 1583
- 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,712
- Wait, where are you going?
- 1584
- 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,776
- Everybody's watching the fight.
- I'm gonna go grab it.
- 1585
- 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,633
- - No, don't fucking...
- - Be cool. Be cool. Be cool.
- 1586
- 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,680
- Kill him!
- 1587
- 01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,591
- Oh, shit!
- 1588
- 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:18,240
- Who the hell are you?
- 1589
- 01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,280
- Me?
- 1590
- 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,352
- Yeah. Who are you?
- And what are you doing with my egg?
- 1591
- 01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:26,270
- Oh. I was just admiring it.
- 1592
- 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:30,399
- I got a bunch of these fancy-pants eggs
- back at home. In my mansion.
- 1593
- 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,115
- - Uh-huh.
- - This one's ugly. Hmm.
- 1594
- 01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,039
- Does anybody know this guy?
- 1595
- 01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:41,797
- I certainly hope so.
- I'm the CEO of Cyberdyne Systems.
- 1596
- 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:43,438
- I should go.
- 1597
- 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,514
- Boomer, take him down.
- 1598
- 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,556
- Everyone hold on a goddamn second!
- 1599
- 01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,269
- Boomer!
- 1600
- 01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:59,160
- Hey, any luck yet?
- 1601
- 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,435
- - No.
- - You?
- 1602
- 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,559
- Go! Go! Go! I got it! I got it!
- Let's go! Come on!
- 1603
- 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:15,936
- Sorry. Sorry.
- 1604
- 01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:17,154
- Hey, Ryan! Ryan!
- 1605
- 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,874
- Oh, shit.
- 1606
- 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,559
- No!
- 1607
- 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,073
- Okay, okay.
- 1608
- 01:10:22,160 --> 01:10:23,513
- Shit!
- 1609
- 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:30,030
- Michelle, I'm open! Hit me.
- Hit me. Baby.
- 1610
- 01:10:32,320 --> 01:10:33,719
- - Oh-ho-ho!
- - Security!
- 1611
- 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:35,199
- No, you don't.
- 1612
- 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,353
- Holy shit!
- 1613
- 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,668
- Kev, up here! Throw it!
- 1614
- 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:39,760
- I got it!
- 1615
- 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,715
- Oh! Oh, my God, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!
- 1616
- 01:10:43,400 --> 01:10:47,154
- Oh, no! No! No! Get away! Get away!
- 1617
- 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,752
- Okay. Oh!
- 1618
- 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,559
- Go to the other side!
- 1619
- 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,993
- Oh, my God!
- 1620
- 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:58,036
- Annie! Annie, where are you?
- 1621
- 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:00,839
- - Max! Max!
- - Over here! Hey!
- 1622
- 01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,034
- No, no, no!
- 1623
- 01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,588
- Get off me!
- 1624
- 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,520
- No!
- 1625
- 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,591
- That was easy.
- 1626
- 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,758
- Oh.
- 1627
- 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,432
- Man, glass tables
- are acting weird tonight.
- 1628
- 01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,918
- Go, go, go!
- 1629
- 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,112
- Get in! Get in the van!
- 1630
- 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:39,792
- Get in, get in, get in!
- 1631
- 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,916
- Get them! Get them!
- 1632
- 01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,830
- So, you don't wanna have a baby,
- so we can do more shit like that?
- 1633
- 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:03,631
- No. No.
- 1634
- 01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,190
- Is that the fruit
- you were thinking about?
- 1635
- 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,237
- Mmm-mmm.
- That's not the fruit. No.
- 1636
- 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:09,913
- Hey, thanks for the assist.
- 1637
- 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:11,559
- Yeah.
- 1638
- 01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:14,395
- I don't even know why
- I really did it.
- 1639
- 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:16,960
- Do you think
- it's 'cause you're falling for me?
- 1640
- 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,160
- I...
- 1641
- 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,712
- Not... Not sure.
- 1642
- 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,634
- Ugh. I was joking.
- 1643
- 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:27,358
- Oh. Okay. Yeah.
- 1644
- 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:30,356
- Aren't you gonna say
- you were joking, too?
- 1645
- 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,748
- Do you want me to?
- 1646
- 01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:33,336
- - Oh, my God, you're making this weird.
- - No, I'm not.
- 1647
- 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,873
- - Stop it.
- - Okay, fine.
- 1648
- 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,056
- It's two minutes to 12:00.
- Where the hell is this bridge?
- 1649
- 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:40,117
- GPS says it's right around here,
- but I don't see it.
- 1650
- 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,997
- Oh, oh. Oh. There it is. 4th Street.
- 1651
- 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,360
- Oh, shit!
- 1652
- 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,471
- - Oh, my!
- - That's great.
- 1653
- 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,156
- That's great.
- Now they're gonna kill my brother.
- 1654
- 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,269
- Oh, God!
- 1655
- 01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,239
- Hold on.
- 1656
- 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,437
- I'm not an expert,
- but these gems look plastic to me.
- 1657
- 01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:05,715
- "Made in China."
- Is this thing not even real?
- 1658
- 01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,597
- Maybe just that sticker
- was made in China.
- 1659
- 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,016
- - Let's let them talk.
- - Can I see?
- 1660
- 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,840
- Hey, why would the Bulgarian
- ask Brooks to bring him a fake egg?
- 1661
- 01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:14,912
- Uh, I don't think he wanted
- an egg at all.
- 1662
- 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,992
- I think he wanted
- what was inside the egg.
- 1663
- 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:21,076
- "WITSEC." What is that?
- 1664
- 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:22,235
- Um...
- 1665
- 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,992
- We could ask them?
- 1666
- 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:43,197
- You tell anyone
- we were coming here?
- 1667
- 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,679
- No.
- 1668
- 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,989
- I've got your egg.
- 1669
- 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,080
- You do?
- 1670
- 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:48,639
- Yeah, but we broke it.
- 1671
- 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,233
- - What?
- - Well, it was a fake.
- 1672
- 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,976
- But we have the list of names
- that was inside.
- 1673
- 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,399
- That's what you wanted, right?
- 1674
- 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,870
- Okay. Get on the ground.
- 1675
- 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,816
- We've got what you want.
- Can't you just let us go?
- 1676
- 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:03,115
- I said, "On the ground!"
- 1677
- 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,816
- You, too, playboy, get over there.
- Get on the ground.
- 1678
- 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,955
- Yeah.
- 1679
- 01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,840
- None of that
- child pose bullshit, either.
- 1680
- 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:12,000
- The Bulgarian's gonna kill me,
- probably you guys, too.
- 1681
- 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:13,388
- Why did you come here?
- 1682
- 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,456
- Because you're my brother,
- and I can't just let you die,
- 1683
- 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:16,656
- even though you might deserve it.
- 1684
- 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,796
- Yeah, it's me. We got them all here.
- 1685
- 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,554
- You're unbelievable, you know that?
- 1686
- 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,870
- You've always
- been a better person than me.
- 1687
- 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,632
- You gotta shut up. Okay?
- 1688
- 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:28,712
- Listen. I'm a fraud, Max.
- 1689
- 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,553
- I'm not the carefree dude
- that wins at everything he touches.
- 1690
- 01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:34,074
- You know how I win?
- I cheat. I cheat at everything.
- 1691
- 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:36,276
- I even cheated when we were kids
- playing Battleship.
- 1692
- 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,228
- What?
- 1693
- 01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,790
- Didn't you ever wonder why I made you
- sit with your back to the TV?
- 1694
- 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,678
- It was so I could see your ships
- in the reflection.
- 1695
- 01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:49,275
- I mean, I even took five grand
- every time we played Monopoly
- 1696
- 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:50,960
- before we even started playing the game.
- 1697
- 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:54,430
- I cheated at the Game of Life.
- And at the game of life.
- 1698
- 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,919
- You son of a bitch.
- 1699
- 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,195
- - You son of a bitch!
- - Sit down.
- 1700
- 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,296
- - What about you, Princess?
- - I don't have anything.
- 1701
- 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,756
- But it didn't stop there
- because, when we grew up, Max,
- 1702
- 01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,115
- you went off to college, and I...
- 1703
- 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,236
- You got a career.
- 1704
- 01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:13,034
- You married the greatest girl
- in the world.
- 1705
- 01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,031
- I knew I couldn't keep up
- with that success.
- 1706
- 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,077
- So I...
- 1707
- 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:19,396
- I told everyone that I got a job
- on Wall Street.
- 1708
- 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:20,959
- And I did.
- 1709
- 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,913
- Selling coke to traders.
- 1710
- 01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:26,429
- You didn't invest in Panera?
- 1711
- 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:27,999
- I ate at Panera.
- 1712
- 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:29,718
- Jesus Christ.
- 1713
- 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,597
- What's going on?
- 1714
- 01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,536
- But that's why I've been trying
- to make it up to you.
- 1715
- 01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:34,936
- That's what this whole game night
- was about.
- 1716
- 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,952
- See, I had it rigged
- so that you'd finally win.
- 1717
- 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,912
- The last clue was gonna lead you...
- 1718
- 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,319
- Your jacket pocket.
- 1719
- 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,513
- Huh.
- 1720
- 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,672
- Surprise!
- 1721
- 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:04,838
- I even managed to fuck that up, though.
- I'm so sorry.
- 1722
- 01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:06,911
- I'm so sorry, Max.
- 1723
- 01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,950
- I think we're gonna be okay, though.
- I got a feeling.
- 1724
- 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,234
- You want us to kill them all?
- 1725
- 01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,355
- What?
- 1726
- 01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,096
- - Okay.
- - Wait, wait. Just let us go.
- 1727
- 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:17,296
- We won't tell anyone anything.
- 1728
- 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,080
- We got you the list!
- 1729
- 01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,714
- - What the fuck, man?
- - Fuck! God damn it!
- 1730
- 01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,016
- - Oh, shit. The fuzz.
- - Fuck, man!
- 1731
- 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,359
- Freeze!
- 1732
- 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:27,635
- Gary?
- 1733
- 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:28,816
- Don't even think about it, pig.
- 1734
- 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:30,400
- Can't say I care for that nomenclature.
- 1735
- 01:16:33,680 --> 01:16:34,795
- Get down!
- 1736
- 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:37,392
- Come on, bitch!
- 1737
- 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,960
- Motherfucker!
- 1738
- 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:46,119
- God damn it!
- 1739
- 01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:55,673
- Hey, isn't that your neighbor?
- 1740
- 01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,416
- When did Gary get so cool?
- 1741
- 01:16:57,440 --> 01:16:58,475
- Oh, my God!
- 1742
- 01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,675
- Everybody okay?
- 1743
- 01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,456
- - You're a cool-ass cat, Gary.
- - You all right?
- 1744
- 01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:03,072
- Fine, thank you,
- 1745
- 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:07,589
- though, in sliding, my belt buckle
- may have inadvertently scratched
- 1746
- 01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:09,238
- the finish of my squad car.
- 1747
- 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:10,912
- How did you know we were in trouble?
- 1748
- 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:13,150
- The nocturnal Jenga game,
- 1749
- 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,235
- my blood-spattered marital souvenirs,
- 1750
- 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:19,989
- and Max's curious search history
- piqued my interest.
- 1751
- 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,435
- - Right. Oh, God.
- - You, uh...
- 1752
- 01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,238
- You saved our lives.
- 1753
- 01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:25,469
- Thank you.
- 1754
- 01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:27,360
- Just doing my job.
- 1755
- 01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:30,309
- - Oh, my God!
- - Oh!
- 1756
- 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:32,470
- - Shit!
- - Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- 1757
- 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,715
- Gary!
- 1758
- 01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:37,856
- Hello? I need an ambulance.
- Officer down.
- 1759
- 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,376
- - Oh, shit!
- - Hang in there, pal.
- 1760
- 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,753
- Hang on. Hang on, pal.
- 1761
- 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:42,016
- Hang on. You're gonna be all right.
- 1762
- 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,216
- We're gonna get you to a hospital.
- 1763
- 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:44,878
- Okay, look at me. Gary, look.
- 1764
- 01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:46,916
- You have got a lot to live for, okay?
- 1765
- 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000
- Do I?
- 1766
- 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:49,559
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 1767
- 01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:51,517
- I have no wife.
- 1768
- 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,632
- - No friends.
- - That's not true.
- 1769
- 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,915
- No, don't say that.
- 1770
- 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,936
- - You got us. We're your friends.
- - You've got us.
- 1771
- 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:02,431
- You don't even like
- spending time with me.
- 1772
- 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:03,839
- Yes, we do. We just...
- 1773
- 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,592
- We've been a little selfish. That's all.
- 1774
- 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,416
- - Right, right.
- - You know, I'm sorry about that.
- 1775
- 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,440
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
- 1776
- 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,317
- - Bastian.
- - Huh?
- 1777
- 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:14,274
- Someone please take care of Bastian.
- 1778
- 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:17,511
- Gary, you are gonna take care of Bastian
- yourself, okay?
- 1779
- 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:18,776
- Listen, soon as you get out
- of the hospital,
- 1780
- 01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:20,880
- you're gonna come to every single
- game night we have.
- 1781
- 01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,319
- Don't...
- 1782
- 01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:24,749
- Yeah?
- 1783
- 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,752
- Don't you ever
- 1784
- 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:31,591
- exclude me again.
- 1785
- 01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,558
- - Never exclude you again, pal.
- - No.
- 1786
- 01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,629
- - Oh, God. What is that?
- - What's that?
- 1787
- 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,676
- Is that a blood clot?
- 1788
- 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,549
- It's a blood capsule.
- 1789
- 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,312
- - Huh?
- - A blood capsule?
- 1790
- 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,909
- And that is how
- you do a game night.
- 1791
- 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:54,629
- What?
- 1792
- 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:58,398
- I've duped you all.
- 1793
- 01:18:58,480 --> 01:18:59,480
- Wha...
- 1794
- 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,676
- Hold on a second. Are you telling me
- that this whole thing was a game?
- 1795
- 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:07,468
- - What? What?
- - Damn!
- 1796
- 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:08,560
- Shit!
- 1797
- 01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,398
- I'm sorry. They got up. They got up.
- 1798
- 01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:12,776
- When I learned you stopped inviting me
- to your game nights,
- 1799
- 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,598
- I hijacked
- Brooks's murder mystery party,
- 1800
- 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,511
- and I staged a kidnapping of my own.
- 1801
- 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,079
- You gotta be kidding me.
- 1802
- 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:22,357
- What better way to prove my worth
- as a game night participant?
- 1803
- 01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:24,476
- Well, what about these dudes?
- Are they actors?
- 1804
- 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,516
- Oh, no. They're... They're felons.
- 1805
- 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:27,600
- Felons?
- 1806
- 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,336
- I was able to shave some time off
- of their parole
- 1807
- 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,555
- in exchange
- for this little side project.
- 1808
- 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,915
- We square now?
- 1809
- 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,319
- Thank you, gentlemen.
- 1810
- 01:19:34,400 --> 01:19:35,674
- That lady hit me with the car.
- 1811
- 01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:37,376
- Hey, what the hell kind of psycho
- are you?
- 1812
- 01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:39,994
- You put us through all this,
- just for your own amusement?
- 1813
- 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,436
- No, no. Just the opposite.
- For your amusement.
- 1814
- 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:44,669
- Did everyone have fun?
- 1815
- 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:46,438
- - No! No.
- - Yeah. No.
- 1816
- 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:48,158
- No fun! I got shot!
- 1817
- 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,309
- By me!
- 1818
- 01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:51,960
- I don't see how that's possible.
- My men were using blanks.
- 1819
- 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:53,996
- Well, that was my gun.
- It was a real gun.
- 1820
- 01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:56,753
- So, this whole thing, the Faberge egg,
- 1821
- 01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,353
- the Bulgarian, that was you?
- 1822
- 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:01,109
- You've lost me.
- 1823
- 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,350
- The egg, the WITSEC list?
- 1824
- 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,476
- It's all you. All part of your game?
- 1825
- 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:11,656
- This is a list of people in
- the Federal Witness Protection program.
- 1826
- 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:12,795
- How did you get this?
- 1827
- 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,269
- From inside the egg.
- Stop fucking with us. It's over!
- 1828
- 01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:18,079
- I'm not fudging with you.
- I honestly have no idea what...
- 1829
- 01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,435
- Oh, boy. Yikes!
- 1830
- 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,096
- - I mean, how stupid do you think we are?
- - Hey, Max.
- 1831
- 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,156
- Gang, are we looking
- at the big twist here?
- 1832
- 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,753
- He gets shot again!
- 1833
- 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:31,496
- And by who? A couple of new characters
- you introduce at the last minute.
- 1834
- 01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,033
- Dude, you've jumped the shark!
- 1835
- 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:34,712
- Do you go to the magic shop
- 1836
- 01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,040
- - to buy a bunch of these little bullets?
- - No.
- 1837
- 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,473
- Hang on.
- 1838
- 01:20:40,560 --> 01:20:43,518
- This is Officer Kingsbury.
- We got a 10-00 on the 4th Street.
- 1839
- 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,750
- Which one of you is Brooks Davis?
- 1840
- 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,199
- It's funny.
- You don't look like an asshole.
- 1841
- 01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:56,996
- Do I look like an asshole to you?
- 1842
- 01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,629
- No.
- 1843
- 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,995
- One of us has to be the asshole
- in this transaction
- 1844
- 01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,674
- because otherwise I'd have my egg,
- and you'd have your money.
- 1845
- 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:07,116
- But instead, we've wasted our night
- tracking you down.
- 1846
- 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:10,598
- Now, we're gonna have to kill you.
- 1847
- 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,318
- - What? No, no, no, no.
- - What?
- 1848
- 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,113
- Mr. Bulgarian, I'm assuming?
- 1849
- 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:17,158
- Hi, I'm Max.
- I'm Brooks's brother.
- 1850
- 01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:19,310
- And, you know, look. He screwed up.
- 1851
- 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,656
- - Right? You got greedy.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1852
- 01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,715
- He admits it.
- 1853
- 01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,677
- Good news is, though,
- that we got your egg.
- 1854
- 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:26,515
- It is broken. Uh, my screw up.
- 1855
- 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:29,068
- But, um, I got the list.
- 1856
- 01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,960
- which I bet you've been after
- this whole time.
- 1857
- 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,040
- What about this?
- 1858
- 01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,031
- How about
- 1859
- 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,673
- you take this list for free,
- and we all go our separate ways?
- 1860
- 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,716
- Nobody gets hurt.
- 1861
- 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,758
- Uh, except the poor folks on this list,
- I'm guessing.
- 1862
- 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,075
- Okay.
- 1863
- 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:48,760
- Okay?
- 1864
- 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:51,440
- Deal. Makes perfect sense.
- 1865
- 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:53,520
- No, no. You give him that list,
- he's gonna kill me.
- 1866
- 01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:54,879
- That's nonsense.
- 1867
- 01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:59,631
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- 1868
- 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,076
- I'm just trying to buy myself some time.
- 1869
- 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,232
- Not much. We're just gonna
- cut it out of you on the jet. Take him.
- 1870
- 01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:10,472
- Don't follow us, Max. I'm serious!
- 1871
- 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:12,676
- I'm not worried about that.
- 1872
- 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:17,799
- You just letting them go?
- 1873
- 01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:19,950
- Yeah, they've done nothing wrong.
- 1874
- 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:22,071
- Only this one.
- 1875
- 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,833
- - Let's go.
- - Don't follow us!
- 1876
- 01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:25,956
- Gary! He's breathing.
- 1877
- 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:29,376
- You know, the only private air terminal
- around here is at Conway.
- 1878
- 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:30,958
- Yeah. How are we gonna get there?
- 1879
- 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:32,936
- Brooks's house is
- not that far from here.
- 1880
- 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:34,075
- But our car's not there.
- 1881
- 01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,429
- Yeah, it is.
- 1882
- 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:49,039
- You know, you don't have to do this
- because I can just poop it out.
- 1883
- 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:53,190
- We're not gonna go digging
- through your feces. That's disgusting!
- 1884
- 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,356
- Now, hold still
- while I cut your stomach open.
- 1885
- 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,759
- No, no! No! Whoa!
- 1886
- 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,314
- What the hell?
- 1887
- 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,397
- - Is that...
- - That's my brother.
- 1888
- 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:05,038
- Get us in the air.
- 1889
- 01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,120
- Now!
- 1890
- 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:18,275
- - Hold on!
- - Oh!
- 1891
- 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,194
- - You all right?
- - Yeah, you?
- 1892
- 01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:24,395
- - Yup, good.
- - Okay.
- 1893
- 01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,672
- Okay, okay. What's our plan?
- 1894
- 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,159
- I have one idea.
- 1895
- 01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,515
- It's so crazy, though, baby,
- it just might work.
- 1896
- 01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:35,776
- You're gonna
- crash the car into the plane,
- 1897
- 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,631
- like Liam Neeson in Taken 3?
- 1898
- 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:39,592
- He did that in Taken 3, huh?
- 1899
- 01:23:44,160 --> 01:23:46,080
- - All right, are you ready? Here we go!
- - Uh-huh.
- 1900
- 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:49,232
- Oh, my God!
- 1901
- 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,352
- Uh, you missed it.
- 1902
- 01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:55,589
- Thanks, baby.
- 1903
- 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:01,749
- Brooks, we're coming!
- 1904
- 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,909
- Whoo!
- 1905
- 01:24:21,160 --> 01:24:24,630
- Well, at least I got
- to drive it for 10 minutes.
- 1906
- 01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:27,995
- Oh, my God.
- 1907
- 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,275
- - We have to hide.
- - Yeah.
- 1908
- 01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,555
- Okay. Go.
- 1909
- 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,791
- Oh, shit! Shit! Shit!
- 1910
- 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:35,598
- Go, go, go! It's stuck.
- 1911
- 01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:38,029
- Fuck!
- 1912
- 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:40,359
- God damn it!
- 1913
- 01:24:58,320 --> 01:24:59,594
- Where you at, lady?
- 1914
- 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:01,671
- Come on, you little bitch.
- 1915
- 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,471
- I know you're back here somewhere.
- 1916
- 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,798
- Let's end this shit.
- I won't kill you. Come out!
- 1917
- 01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:11,717
- Come on, get your ass out here!
- 1918
- 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:13,108
- Turn on the belt!
- 1919
- 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,200
- What?
- 1920
- 01:25:14,280 --> 01:25:15,656
- - I'm not gonna hurt you.
- - Look at the box!
- 1921
- 01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,069
- - Let's talk!
- - Can you charade it to me?
- 1922
- 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:19,991
- Charades?
- 1923
- 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,795
- That's some cute full-circle bullshit.
- 1924
- 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,518
- Here we go. Three words.
- 1925
- 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,755
- Come on, lady.
- 1926
- 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:26,875
- Where are you?
- 1927
- 01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,355
- Turn.
- 1928
- 01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:31,634
- Turn, turn, turn. Turn.
- 1929
- 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,155
- On.
- 1930
- 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:36,073
- Turn on. Turn on what? Turn on what?
- 1931
- 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,670
- Turn on belt?
- 1932
- 01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:42,400
- Turn on belt!
- 1933
- 01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,590
- Boy, that's a slow belt.
- 1934
- 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,073
- Hey!
- 1935
- 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:08,749
- Oh, God! Annie!
- 1936
- 01:26:11,440 --> 01:26:12,998
- Oh, boy, that was...
- 1937
- 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:14,296
- You saw what I was going for,
- though, right?
- 1938
- 01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:15,320
- Yeah, yeah.
- 1939
- 01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:17,736
- But then did you see when I hit him
- with the fire extinguisher?
- 1940
- 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:20,016
- - I sure did. I sure did, yeah.
- - That was cool, right? Yeah.
- 1941
- 01:26:20,040 --> 01:26:21,109
- - Yeah.
- - Great.
- 1942
- 01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,200
- Do you want this?
- 1943
- 01:26:22,320 --> 01:26:24,515
- Well, I don't want you to have it,
- Calamity Jane.
- 1944
- 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:25,794
- All right, look.
- 1945
- 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,155
- I think I saw a hatch
- at the top of the plane.
- 1946
- 01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:29,559
- Maybe I can get the drop on him.
- 1947
- 01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:31,073
- - "The drop"?
- - Yup, yeah.
- 1948
- 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:32,160
- Who are you?
- 1949
- 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,336
- Why don't you go use
- the emergency phone? Call for help.
- 1950
- 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,360
- I'm gonna do the drop.
- 1951
- 01:26:34,440 --> 01:26:36,396
- Okay. You're not Liam Neeson!
- 1952
- 01:26:36,480 --> 01:26:38,391
- - That hurts my feelings!
- - I'm sorry!
- 1953
- 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:50,232
- That's enough of this shit.
- 1954
- 01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:11,280
- Max!
- 1955
- 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,176
- I can't get the drop on anyone tonight.
- 1956
- 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,394
- Put that little knife down!
- 1957
- 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,072
- Right now! That's it.
- 1958
- 01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:19,112
- Ahh!
- 1959
- 01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:21,480
- Right in my bullet hole.
- 1960
- 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:28,152
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 1961
- 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:32,960
- Shit!
- 1962
- 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:38,560
- Stop!
- 1963
- 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,199
- Drop it!
- 1964
- 01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:44,075
- Wait, wait. Um...
- 1965
- 01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:47,989
- You don't have to do this.
- I have kids at home.
- 1966
- 01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,079
- Not with that ass you don't.
- 1967
- 01:27:50,480 --> 01:27:51,595
- Oh.
- 1968
- 01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,318
- Well, thank you.
- 1969
- 01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:54,709
- You're welcome.
- 1970
- 01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:59,796
- Shit!
- 1971
- 01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:03,073
- Yes!
- 1972
- 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:05,871
- Oh, no, he died!
- 1973
- 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:38,994
- And that's how
- you get the drop on someone!
- 1974
- 01:28:39,080 --> 01:28:40,149
- Oh, my God!
- 1975
- 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,399
- Oh. Oh!
- 1976
- 01:28:42,480 --> 01:28:44,357
- - I got you! I got you!
- - This is high.
- 1977
- 01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:47,155
- You're amazing.
- 1978
- 01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:48,800
- - You can cut me loose now.
- - Thank you!
- 1979
- 01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:50,114
- Okay. Okay, okay.
- 1980
- 01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,032
- - Uh...
- - Yeah. In the bag.
- 1981
- 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:54,000
- - This? Okay.
- - Look in the bag. That's right.
- 1982
- 01:28:54,240 --> 01:28:55,468
- Okay.
- 1983
- 01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:56,915
- Oh! Thank you!
- 1984
- 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,956
- - Okay. You all right?
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1985
- 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:02,909
- Whoa.
- 1986
- 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,274
- Well, look at that.
- 1987
- 01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,118
- You put a bungee cord in your hand,
- 1988
- 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:08,156
- you go straight to the pervy place,
- don't you?
- 1989
- 01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:09,280
- Hey.
- 1990
- 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:11,078
- You saved my life. Thank you.
- 1991
- 01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:12,959
- - You okay?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1992
- 01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,554
- I mean, I just saw a man die,
- but I'm... I'm okay.
- 1993
- 01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:18,837
- Is that a knife in your bullet hole?
- 1994
- 01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:20,558
- Uh-huh. Hey. I wanna have a baby.
- 1995
- 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:22,235
- Uh, what?
- 1996
- 01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:23,616
- I used to think that
- I wanted Brooks' life,
- 1997
- 01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:25,312
- but, you know, turns out he was just...
- 1998
- 01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,958
- You're a loser. He's a loser.
- 1999
- 01:29:27,040 --> 01:29:28,075
- Uh, guilty.
- 2000
- 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,673
- But us making a family?
- 2001
- 01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:32,917
- That's... That's not pellets.
- That's the fruit.
- 2002
- 01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:34,798
- That's fruit. It's fruit.
- 2003
- 01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:36,199
- Wait. What's going on?
- 2004
- 01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,755
- Plus, think about all the dumdums
- that have kids, right?
- 2005
- 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,496
- And think about how much better
- our kid is gonna be than their kids.
- 2006
- 01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,351
- It's gonna beat their kids
- at everything.
- 2007
- 01:29:43,480 --> 01:29:44,993
- It's taken you this long to see that?
- 2008
- 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:46,991
- Our baby is gonna crush
- every other baby.
- 2009
- 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,056
- That's right. That's right.
- And not in that "peak too early,"
- 2010
- 01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:50,376
- you know, "kid actor" kind of way,
- you know?
- 2011
- 01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:51,400
- Mmm-mmm. No.
- 2012
- 01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:53,436
- We will parcel out
- his or her gifts over time.
- 2013
- 01:29:53,520 --> 01:29:54,589
- - Absolutely.
- - Yes.
- 2014
- 01:29:54,680 --> 01:29:56,016
- We gotta teach it Mandarin right away.
- 2015
- 01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:57,080
- 'Cause China's the future.
- 2016
- 01:29:57,160 --> 01:29:58,388
- - It sure is.
- - Yeah.
- 2017
- 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:00,198
- - You're the future.
- - Oh, my God.
- 2018
- 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:05,113
- Hmm?
- 2019
- 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,514
- And that concludes my game night.
- 2020
- 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:10,594
- What?
- 2021
- 01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:11,776
- It went exactly as I planned.
- 2022
- 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,872
- You learned every lesson
- that I wanted you to.
- 2023
- 01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:16,791
- Trevor, you can get up now.
- 2024
- 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:24,720
- I'm just fucking with you, but that
- would've been really cool, right?
- 2025
- 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,200
- You're such a dick.
- 2026
- 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:37,996
- - Hey! Hey!
- - Hey!
- 2027
- 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,673
- - Hey, hey!
- - Hey!
- 2028
- 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:43,673
- Come on, come on. Hey, thanks
- for letting me host again, huh?
- 2029
- 01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:45,637
- Well, it's not like we had a choice.
- 2030
- 01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,552
- Only 36 months to go.
- 2031
- 01:30:47,720 --> 01:30:48,976
- Oh, time will fly.
- 2032
- 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:50,256
- - Can I get you a beer?
- - Uh, yeah.
- 2033
- 01:30:50,280 --> 01:30:51,838
- - Come on!
- - Hey, listen, Brooks.
- 2034
- 01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:54,959
- I know you're probably feeling
- pretty humbled by all of this.
- 2035
- 01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,316
- But, honestly, I think you're gonna come
- out the other side a much better man.
- 2036
- 01:30:58,720 --> 01:30:59,869
- Oh! Hey, look.
- 2037
- 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,359
- I completely agree.
- 2038
- 01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:03,112
- You remember the WITSEC list
- I swallowed?
- 2039
- 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,394
- - Sure.
- - I pooped it out,
- 2040
- 01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:07,193
- sold it for $3 million
- on the black market.
- 2041
- 01:31:08,080 --> 01:31:09,911
- - Are you serious?
- - Pretty sweet, huh?
- 2042
- 01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,640
- Brooks, everybody on that list
- is gonna get killed.
- 2043
- 01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:14,119
- Oh, no, Max, I'm not a monster.
- 2044
- 01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:16,515
- I tipped everyone off
- that they were in danger.
- 2045
- 01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,636
- For $20,000 apiece.
- 2046
- 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,096
- You're unbelievable.
- 2047
- 01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:23,554
- Thank you. It's not like
- I'm gonna live in this dump forever.
- 2048
- 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,336
- As soon as this cuff comes off,
- I'm gonna buy that house I was renting.
- 2049
- 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:27,679
- I'm moving in with Johanna.
- 2050
- 01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:29,349
- There she is.
- 2051
- 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:30,475
- Hey, Dr. Chin!
- 2052
- 01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:32,039
- Hey, Max.
- 2053
- 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,473
- - Let's play.
- - Yeah.
- 2054
- 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:35,429
- Uh, The Crying Game?
- 2055
- 01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:36,875
- Uh, Boys Don't Cry?
- 2056
- 01:31:36,960 --> 01:31:38,871
- Is that a tear? No, is that the actor?
- 2057
- 01:31:39,040 --> 01:31:40,376
- - Mr. Potato Head.
- - Are you drawing the actor?
- 2058
- 01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,469
- - Cry-Baby?
- - Yes!
- 2059
- 01:31:41,600 --> 01:31:42,669
- Time!
- 2060
- 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:44,637
- - It was The Green Mile.
- - What?
- 2061
- 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:46,278
- How is that The Green Mile?
- 2062
- 01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:49,314
- This is me at the Regal Cinema crying
- 2063
- 01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:51,908
- as I did through much of the film.
- 2064
- 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,600
- How were we supposed to know that, Gary?
- 2065
- 01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:57,837
- I assume everyone cried
- during The Green Mile.
- 2066
- 01:31:58,800 --> 01:31:59,800
- So, who's next?
- 2067
- 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:00,880
- I'll go.
- 2068
- 01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:02,279
- - Yeah!
- - Go, baby!
- 2069
- 01:32:02,360 --> 01:32:03,496
- - Yeah!
- - Nice try, Gary.
- 2070
- 01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:05,033
- And go!
- 2071
- 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:06,635
- Uh...
- 2072
- 01:32:06,720 --> 01:32:08,376
- - It's a rock.
- - A bean? A rock!
- 2073
- 01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:09,674
- - A ball?
- - That's a...
- 2074
- 01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:11,176
- - Burger. Is that a burger?
- - Football! Football!
- 2075
- 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,776
- No, oh,
- that's a dinner roll, right?
- 2076
- 01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:13,994
- - A bun!
- - Bread?
- 2077
- 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:15,877
- Is it a bun? Looks like a bun.
- 2078
- 01:32:15,960 --> 01:32:16,960
- French loaf?
- 2079
- 01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,216
- - Is this a motion picture?
- - Bun is in a house. On a train.
- 2080
- 01:32:19,240 --> 01:32:20,456
- Aren't you supposed
- to announce it?
- 2081
- 01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:22,336
- - Microwave?
- - It's being cooked. It's in an oven.
- 2082
- 01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:23,896
- - Bun in the oven!
- - Yes, yes, yes!
- 2083
- 01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:26,798
- Wait. What?
- 2084
- 01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,633
- Yes.
- 2085
- 01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:30,829
- You pregnant?
- 2086
- 01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,399
- We did it.
- 2087
- 01:32:40,520 --> 01:32:42,795
- Oh, my gosh!
- They're having a baby!
- 2088
- 01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,518
- They're having a baby!
- 2089
- 01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:35,394
- How you doing?
- 2090
- 01:39:35,480 --> 01:39:37,391
- - Hi.
- - I'm Kenny.
- 2091
- 01:39:37,480 --> 01:39:39,072
- Nice to meet you, Kenny.
- 2092
- 01:39:40,320 --> 01:39:43,232
- Usually people cut me off
- and say they know who I am.
- 2093
- 01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:46,437
- - Oh, yeah?
- - Yeah. I didn't catch your name.
- 2094
- 01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,793
- I'm Debbie.
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