4chan Hazbin Hotel story - kissing

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #558
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the story: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/35731966/#35739671
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>Vaggie switches jobs with Velvet
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>that look in her eye
if looks could kill...
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>How about this look then? (pic of crazy vaggie)
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oh fuck now thats the look you get when you really fucked up!
option 1) RUN
option 2) Get impaled and kissed in that order
option 3) Kiss her in hopes it stops her
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>"Anon~"
>"where's my kiss Anon~"
>Vaggie kicks in Anons door to see him huddled in a corner
"NO PLEASE I NEED A BREAK ITS ONLY BEEN 30 MINUTES!"
>"PUCKER UP ANON HERE I COME"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TUeUL7EW9M
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>And then Vaggie violently deep-mouth kissed Anon until he passed out from lack of oxygen
>And then she took a selfie with his unconscious body and posted it to her voxtagram
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/802614716631482368/story.PNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gmDnDHfOXg
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>The other residents of the hotel discover that there's now an open access kiss-slut kicking around the place
>Their faces when
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>Angel Dust is a gentle kisser
>Lets Anon breath whenever he needs to
>Doesn't get too invasive
>He's used to having his mouth treated in aggressive, humiliating, violent ways
>He really just wants to remember what its like for kissing to be pleasant and relaxing
>He just wants hours and hours of light, friendly smooching
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>Angel needs some calmness in his life
>Angel seeks refuge in Anon because he's a good listener.
>Anon really doesn't too much for this gay touchy feely bs
>Angel proceeds to tell Anon his whole life story and sobs the entire time
>Anon wishes he was in his room playing the latest flavor of the month FPS game
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>While Anons day dreaming about Call of Battlefield 78 Angel dust has gotten really close to his face
>Anon snaps out of it to late and Angels already kissing him through tears
>Anon has no idea why he's doing this
>Angel finally breaks the kiss and blushes a little
"So why am I here again?" Asks Anon
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>Niffty is not a gentle kisser
>She's at least as merciless on the whole "breathing" thing as Vaggie
>But also literal choking
>Of her
>And hairpulling
>And ear biting
>And leaving hickies all over the place
>But hey, at least she smells like strawberry shortcake and her hair is super soft
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>Husk first roped Anon into being his kiss slut for the afternoon after winning a hand of poker on a pair of threes (Anon has rotten luck)
>Husk insists that Anon drink with him while they make out
>He's not overly-aggressive nor particularly gentle, but his kisses always leave the taste of peppermint schnapps or apple brandy lingering in Anon's mouth
>His tongue isn't really "prickly" like an earth cat's is, but its certainly got, uh, texture to it. When he really starts to slip it in, Anon almost feels like he has some kind of sex toy in his mouth
>The liplocking sessions with Husk only end when one of them finally ends up drunk enough to need a nap
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>Baxter insists that he's only using Anon for "research" and that the vast amounts of time he spends tucked into Anon's lap staring into his eyes and intertwining their tongues don't really count as kissing
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>For the first time in weeks, Anon has some time alone
>The hotel is unusually quiet
>Everyone seems to be busy
>So he has the run of the place, more or less
>No one trying to suffocate him with their mouths
>He can finally play Cogs of Battle 9 all day without anyone kicking his door off the hinges and forcing their tongue down his throat

>Alastor however, can teleport, so he doesn't need to kick the door in to get to Anon
>Anon immediately has a brief heart attack
>Nothing this guy has up his sleeve is ever good
>And the only thing anyone in the hotel seems to be interested in him for is aggressive kissing
>AGGRESSIVE
>And Alastor is an admitted cannibal
>Letting him lean in for a kiss seems like a worse decision than trying to invade Russia during the winter
>But the Radio Demon is a lot faster and stronger than your average sinner
>Anon will have even less success escaping him than he's had with Vaggie

>"Anon..."
>Alastor brings their faces close together
>Oh fuckohgodohfuckohshit this is going to be worse than Green Inferno pleasesomeoneanyonefuckingHELP
>Alastor drops his head a little lower
>"...could I trouble you for a kiss on the forehead?"

>...nani?
>The fuck?
>The asexual cannibal wants a legit kiss on the forehead?
>WHY?
>Alastor's smile shifts to be just a little more genuine
>"It reminds me of simpler times"
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inb4 Anon has a mental breakdown one day after having to deal with the constant kissing and everyone starts to feel guilty
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>anon's sitting on the roof trying to figure out when things went so wrong
>at first it wasn't such a big deal, in fact you were teasing vaggie with a peck on the cheek
>she kinda blushed and tried to turn the tide of embarrassment back onto you by giving you a straight smooch on the lips
>THERE that was the point of no return
>a silly joke just got out of hand
>now what to do to stop it?
>rip off your lips? nah they'll grow back in an hour or so
>leave the hotel?
>no not that either this place is at least kind of decenet when everyone isn't trying to pile on you
>and then it hits him
>Anon stands up with a sly grin on his face
>its time to end this, and the only way he can is....
>"Anon why are you covered in flextape?" says Vaggie shocked to see the sight in front of her
"mmph mmph mmph kiffs" Anon grumbles
>"Anon you can't walk around like that you look weird... like that one guy with the pyramid for a head"
"Iffs knft kming oof"
>"oh don't be silly here, let me get some scissors so I can at least understand what you're saying"
"NMMPH NMMPH"
>snip snip
"I said NO! I wanted it to stay on! nooo-"
>Vaggie grabs hold of Anon and kisses him with as much tounge as she can muster
>Back to the drawing board Anon goes
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/802694373719539742/story1.PNG
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>Anon's getting better at keeping the other crew members in check now
>Anytime he's worn out he goes to see Charlie who gives him a little pick-me-up
>Vaggie has a great time kissing the both of them, Charlie's almost on par with Anon when it comes to kissing even
>Anons content now and accepts his new role and finds that showing people love brings love back in the end
buddah buh bah buh ITS OVER NOW~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81_wLxjxmpk