bitcoins.HAPPENING()

#include <iostream>
#include <functional>

using namespace std;

class RonPaul {
public:
        RonPaul() { //constructor
            cout << "SPRING BREAK" << endl;
        };

        string HAPPENING() { //gay, slow way to define a function
            return "YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED";
        }

        function<string(void)> not_happening = []() { //fast, efficent, functional way to define a function.
            return "Okay I guess we didn't need to listen";
        };

        ~RonPaul() { //destructor
            cout << "this party sucks" << endl;
        };
};

int main(int argc, char **argv){
        RonPaul bitcoins;
        cout << bitcoins.HAPPENING();
        cout << "\n";
        cout << bitcoins.not_happening();
        cout << "\n";

        return 0;
}