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  1. Thustrust (11:24:43 PM): zhenya and I invented a B movie script
  2. Thustrust (11:24:51 PM): well .. a jumble of awesome things we need to film
  3. Thustrust (11:25:06 PM): it's called "One HELL of an ATHEIST"
  4. Thustrust (11:25:11 PM): it's about this guy
  5. Thustrust (11:25:21 PM): Cheech Marin, played by Fabio
  6. Thustrust (11:25:27 PM): who is an atheist
  7. Thustrust (11:25:41 PM): and he decides to fight back during the second coming of christ
  8. Thustrust (11:25:56 PM): he uses two gigantic claymores
  9. Thustrust (11:26:14 PM): and jesus is like this mexican guy with two sawn off shotguns
  10. lipsm220 (11:26:27 PM): Hahaha
  11. Thustrust (11:26:29 PM): and he breaks away from the father and the holy spirit/ghost
  12. Thustrust (11:26:38 PM): so that he can lead an army of angels
  13. Thustrust (11:26:44 PM): against cheech
  14. Thustrust (11:26:59 PM): and mary is in it too
  15. Thustrust (11:27:09 PM): jesus' love-person
  16. Thustrust (11:27:19 PM): but her actress also plays the holy spirit
  17. Thustrust (11:27:32 PM): but she's blue and transparent when she's the holy spirit
  18. Thustrust (11:29:54 PM): the only mention of hell in the movie is when Jesus recruits Tookie Williams
  19. Thustrust (11:29:57 PM): to fight for him
  20. lipsm220 (11:31:09 PM): Ahahahaha
  21. lipsm220 (11:31:11 PM): Sounds good
  22. Thustrust (11:31:26 PM): it's gonna kick ass
  23. Thustrust (11:32:10 PM): there's a part in the movie where Cheech runs down a hall and slices a bunch of angels apart with his claymores
  24. Thustrust (11:32:18 PM): but he swings them like they are really light weight
  25. Thustrust (11:32:21 PM): because they are
  26. Thustrust (11:32:34 PM): since we can't afford to buy real ones when we film it
  27. Thustrust (11:33:18 PM): also he begins to make an army of atheist rebels
  28. Thustrust (11:33:33 PM): and they tear the wings off of angels so they can't pass into the other realm
  29. Thustrust (11:33:40 PM): then they brutally kill the angels
  30. Thustrust (11:34:04 PM): it might be a C grade movie actually...
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