Stretch (2014)

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If you like stories about chance
and coincidence and fate...

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then here's one you've never heard.

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Boy meets girl...

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Girl almost kills boy by running
a red light at rush hour.

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Boy is T-boned at over
60 miles per hour...

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Oh, my God! Are you all right?

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...and survives with barely a scratch.

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Are you drunk?

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Not anymore.

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Is that cocaine on your nose?

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Between the bottle and the sports book,

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boy had lost his way
in the City of Angels.

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Until he found one.

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The one he's been
looking for his entire life.

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I'm sorry, I didn't see the light.

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Well, don't go towards it now.

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Boy falls in love in that second,

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and knows his luck is about to change.

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Baby, cum.

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Cum, baby, cum on me.

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What a difference a year makes...

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off the bottle and the blow,

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high on life itself.

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And about to put a ring
on this girl's finger.

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- That felt good, baby.
- Oh, my God, so good.

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- Are you happy?
- Yeah, I'm so happy.

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I'm breaking up with you.

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Yeah.

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I've met someone, right?

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And... And I fell really hard for him
and I didn't expect it to happen,

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but now that it has, I just feel like
I can't ignore my feelings any longer.

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Candice,

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I just came.

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I know.

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I know and so did I.

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Are you shitting me?

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I wanted you to feel euphoric.

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It didn't work!

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And after that,

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everything pretty much went to shit.

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What a difference
another fucking year makes.

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She'd dumped me for the starting quarterback
of the Cleveland Browns.

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His signing bonus was 4.5 million,

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my last check was for 816...

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dollars.

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And I still sit here like an asshole

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and wonder if I could've done
something different?

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She devastated me.

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She knocked my dick in the dirt.

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She took my steam.

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My mojo...

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And I gotta get it back
because this is killing me!

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I mean, what the fuck am I doing?

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Fuck!

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I came to LA to be an actor.

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Hi, I'm Kevin Briyzowski.

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Next.

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What's up, I'm Kevin Brizow.

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Next.

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I'm Kai Bravo.

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And now, I drive a limo.

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And, shocker, I hate it.

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I hate the hours...

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I hate the clients...

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And, fuck me, I hate my life.

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I gotta get my shit together.

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I know I do.

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My life is nearly half over and I have
exactly jack shit to show for it.

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No money...

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No power...

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and no women.

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And in this town, I am fucking positive
that's the order they come in.

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Better men would've blown
their heads off by now.

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Men like Karl with a "K."

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Hi, I'm Karl...

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- That's how he introduced himself.
- ...with a "K."

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Karl with a "K" was legendary.

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Karl with a "K" lived to serve.

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Karl with a "K"
was the industry gold standard.

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Do you like dry two olive Bombay martinis
with a shot of Chambord?

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Karl with a "K" knows you do.

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- Loose.
- Yeah.

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- See that?
- Okay. Okay.

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- Just, no tension.
- I see it now.

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- Costa Rica...
- Aruba.

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Karl with a "K" was trim,
worldly and well-traveled.

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You know, I actually did
an Ironman Triathlon in Panama.

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Wow.

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To Karl with a "K"...

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All right, Norman, I think I got
everything out of the bathroom.

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...it was about the client.

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Quick question. Is that a severed penis?

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Always about the client.

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Yes, sir.

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Some chilled Veuve Clicquot
for the returning honeymooners.

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Karl with a "K" was quite simply the
personification of total client satisfaction.

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- What about her?
- She's dead.

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But... I got you a blueberry muffin.
It's on the seat.

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Oh! You're the greatest, Karl.

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I am sure his sterling reputation
thrilled Karl with a "K" to no end...

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Wow.

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You guys look so happy.

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...right up until the day
he sucked on a .38 snub nose.

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It would mark the only time
in nearly 20 years

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that someone else would clean his limo.

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Jesus, they buried him in one of those.

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I heard later that Karl
had come to LA to be an actor.

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But I cannot go out like that.

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I don't even believe in fate,

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only in the destiny
that you make for yourself.

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The only reason I am in this hole
is because I couldn't stop digging.

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But that has to change.

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Starting today, this fucking minute,

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I am putting the goddamn shovel down.

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Yes, indeed.

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What's up, babe? What's with these guys?

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Naseem wants you
front and center, homie.

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He taking heads?

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Not yet, but whatever fears
you have are totally founded.

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Oh, no.

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- Oh, come on.
- What?

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- Jesus.
- What? What are you doing?

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Look at you.

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- You're a disaster.
- Okay.

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I can't...

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Who gains weight in their neck?

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Sexy people.

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Smartass.

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You look like a slob.

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And you look like desert camo.

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That's what I'm going for.

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Wait, you just disappeared in that chair.
I can only see your head.

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You're funny.

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You think I'm gonna get axed?

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Since you seem to actively
want to lose this job?

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- Yeah.
- I don't know, maybe...

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Maybe losing my job is like...
Is like part of some plan.

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Wait. This is coming
from the guy who doesn't even want

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to acknowledge that shit actually
happens for a reason.

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You're talking about fate,
I don't believe in that.

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- And yet, you're a fatalist.
- Not even close.

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I'm sorry. Sorry, it was easy.

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- Easy.
- You really think so?

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Yes, indeed.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Someone is calling you.

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- Again?
- Get out of here.

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Go get yourself fired.

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Shit.

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Are you firing me, Naseem?

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You have a past, Stretch?

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Lots of drugs, alcohol, gambling.
You were addicted, yes?

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I was addicted, yes. Severely.

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But I haven't placed a bet...
taken a drink or done a drug in over a year.

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Oh, right.

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Do you believe you owe something?

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To the people I gambled against?

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Yes. About $6,000 to be exact.

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$6,000?

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Well, it was 12, so I cut it in half.

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Do you believe
that you owe me something?

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Well, you have given me
a ton of breaks, so...

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'Cause I need the old you now.

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The part of you powered by pure need?

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These other companies
like this cockfuckers

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Cossack trying to steal our clients.

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So I need every driver to work
as hard as they've ever worked,

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for if these Cossack sons of whores
take over, I'm out of business.

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And you are out of luck.

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This is do,

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or this is die.

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Yes, indeed.

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Yes, indeed.

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It's funny

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that Naseem was gonna cap my ass
this morning and send me packing.

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I guess things are looking up already.

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Hey.

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Oh, shit.

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Whoo!

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- Look at this motherfucker.
- Iggy.

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I know you've been getting my calls.
You're fuckin' ignoring 'em.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Before you say anything else,

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you need to know that I'm totally
powerless against this.

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- Okay, this is not good.
- This is not good at all.

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Carlos has sold the farm.
It's new ownership.

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No books. So, the six grand you owe...

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I'm gonna need it by midnight tonight.

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- Fuck me!
- Exactly.

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- You're serious?
- I'm colon cancer.

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I pay every month on time!

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- I know.
- Well, do they know?

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They do and they don't give a shit!

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I got a better shot at

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shitting out a full grown female giraffe

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than coming up with six grand
by midnight tonight!

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- Can I talk to the new owners?
- Can you speak Cantonese?

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- All right, so if I can't get the cash?
- What do you think, Kevin?

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I've been chasing you all around town.

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When you call me Kevin
I really start to flip out.

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Yeah, you should get freaked out,

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because I'm gonna have to leave
a lot more than bruises behind.

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Don't make me come looking for you.

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Babe, I'm sorry
but I'm running really fucking late.

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Tell me you're messing with me, dude.

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I got hung up with an old friend.

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What is wrong with you?
This is a first run of the day.

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- Charlie...
- First one!

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Charlie, relax. I'll handle it.
Now, who am I pickin' up?

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Has anyone ever referred to you
as a punk-ass motherfucker?

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Not to my recollection.

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You're a punk-ass motherfucker.

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Who's an hour late.

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I'm really sorry.

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Come on, son.

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If you're gonna patronize me,
at least put your fucking back into it.

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You don't have any respect for the Hoff.

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Am I right?

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You think I never held a knife?

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That I'm unfamiliar
with the taste of blood?

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That I took a shitty,
sub-par show about lifeguards,

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and turned it into the highest-rated
syndicated hit in television history

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because I got fuckin' lucky?

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I once forcibly sodomized a Viet Cong
colonel with a stick grenade

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because he placed an ancestral curse
on me while I was interrogating him.

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And I don't even believe
in ancestral curses,

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but that's how fucking deep I roll.

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If Karl with a "K" represented
the light of the limo industry,

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then its black hole, its darkest dungeon

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came in the form of a nameless,
ageless Eastern European immigrant

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known simply as, "The Jovi."

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He lorded over his company Cossack

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with an iron fist and a white-maned
hair metal band wig

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that looked like Dog the Bounty Hunter
had been dropped into a deep fryer.

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I don't care how it sounds.

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That hair scared
the living shit out of me.

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This blow-dried, death shroud that encased
The Jovi in permanent, perpetual shadow

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made him seem indestructible.

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Fuck!

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What the fuck, dude?
Naseem's going nuts!

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What happened to Hasselhoff?

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The Jovi got him?

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Did you not get Naseem's speech
to the troops today?

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I did, I did.

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This is the fifth client we've lost
to The Jovi in the last month.

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He picked off Andy Cohen last week
and he got Seacrest yesterday.

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Flew him to Vegas personally.

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What? Jovi's a fucking pilot?

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Naseem thinks he's monitoring
our dispatch calls.

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I mean, I... I don't know.

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Oh, is that why those guys
were in the office today?

253
00:13:56,532 --> 00:13:57,834
Yep.

254
00:13:57,934 --> 00:14:00,169
They wired us up so we can
eavesdrop on The Jovi.

255
00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:03,873
- So we're stealing his clients too?
- Tit for tat.

256
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,542
I want in. Jovi jacked Hasselhoff,

257
00:14:06,642 --> 00:14:09,178
and I want to steal The Jovi's next client,
whoever it is.

258
00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:11,347
And not to mention, babe,
but I need the cash, badly.

259
00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,650
I'm way too good to you.

260
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,620
I'll keep my eye out for a big fish
and let Naseem know.

261
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,655
It might buy you a stay of execution.

262
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:21,553
- I'll call you back.
- Yes, indeed.

263
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:22,856
Here you go.

264
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,525
Here it is.

265
00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:27,530
That is called "take-charge shit," son!

266
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:31,667
"That is called 'take-charge shit, ' son!
"Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed.

267
00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,002
"Hi, my name is Stretch,

268
00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:36,906
"aka Billy Big Balls With Bad Ideas."

269
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:41,644
Karl would appear to me occasionally
when I was exhausted or otherwise beat.

270
00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:43,479
I thought you hated this job?

271
00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:45,014
Doesn't mean I can afford to lose it.

272
00:14:45,114 --> 00:14:47,483
Wearing a mustache
that he said he grew in hell.

273
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:49,585
Just drink.

274
00:14:49,685 --> 00:14:53,022
You're so boring. Do some blow.

275
00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:54,690
- Anything...
- I need you to leave me alone.

276
00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:57,727
I'm not here, dicksmoke! I'm a figment.

277
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:00,496
I'm your fragile, fagotty mind!

278
00:15:00,596 --> 00:15:04,831
Fracturing from lack of sleep,
anxiety, weakness...

279
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,634
Failure.

280
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:14,110
I knew it was in my head, but lately,
he was showing up more and more.

281
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:19,415
You know, right before I blew my head off,
I rolled the gun barrel in powdered sugar.

282
00:15:19,515 --> 00:15:22,452
It was between that and cake batter.
Which way are you leaning?

283
00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:23,753
I couldn't kill myself.

284
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,353
You are killing yourself, fuckwit!

285
00:15:33,461 --> 00:15:35,465
All right, so that was just dumb luck.

286
00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:38,699
Iggy tracking me down,
making me late for Hasselhoff.

287
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,137
I gotta stay positive.

288
00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:43,770
I'm pretty sure karma owes me one now.

289
00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,310
Fuck me!

290
00:16:00,088 --> 00:16:01,388
No, no, no.

291
00:16:06,428 --> 00:16:07,661
You fucker!

292
00:16:07,996 --> 00:16:10,297
You fucker! You fucker!

293
00:16:11,933 --> 00:16:13,800
Holy shit!

294
00:16:16,298 --> 00:16:17,640
Yes, indeed.

295
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:22,178
Yo, we got an ASAP in Cossack.
You still wanna steal Jovi's clients?

296
00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:24,480
Babe, I just saw a gun fight.
My ears are still ringing.

297
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,615
Was it in the Valley?

298
00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:28,117
- Yeah.
- Shocker.

299
00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:29,986
- Are you all right?
- Oh, yeah, I'm good. Woke me up.

300
00:16:30,086 --> 00:16:31,454
Limo, not so much. Took a little damage.

301
00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:32,822
What kind of damage?

302
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,991
Bullets of
the bullet-hole variety.

303
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:36,959
You're fucking with me. Really?

304
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:39,529
Yeah, whatever. Who cares?
Gives it a little character.

305
00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:42,532
So, are we gonna boost
The Jovi's client list or what?

306
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:45,434
Yup. Ray Liotta, Sony in Culver City
going to Santa Monica Airport.

307
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:48,871
And Liotta's a personal client, bitches!

308
00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:50,673
All right, fuck The Jovi
and his horrible head of hair.

309
00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:52,741
Oh, sick!

310
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:56,012
- You love it. I owe you, babe.
- All right, I'm hanging up.

311
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:49,865
We'll need you back at 7 a.m.

312
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:53,402
No! No, no, no, no, no.
Just push the call!

313
00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:55,071
I'm not gonna land
and go straight to set.

314
00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:57,406
It's stupid. Come on, Monica.

315
00:17:57,506 --> 00:18:00,443
- That's not my name.
- Marcy! I knew that. I knew that.

316
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:02,245
Why are you so angry all the time?

317
00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:05,537
- You always seem so angry. What's wrong?
- You want me to tell you?

318
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:08,648
- Is it me?
- No.

319
00:18:09,184 --> 00:18:11,020
Oh, well then I don't give a shit.

320
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,722
- Mr. Liotta.
- I'm just being honest.

321
00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:14,890
Hi, I'm Kevin. I'm your driver.
Can I take your bags?

322
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,193
Wait, wait, wait. Where's what's-his-name?
My guy? That Jovi?

323
00:18:17,293 --> 00:18:18,928
Well, he couldn't make it today, sir.

324
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,931
He's traveling with another client.
My car's right down there.

325
00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:23,799
What, do you work for him?

326
00:18:23,899 --> 00:18:25,368
I work for a rival company, sir.

327
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:28,271
My company called when he couldn't
make the pick-up personally.

328
00:18:28,371 --> 00:18:30,238
He's driving David Hasselhoff right now.

329
00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:32,108
Who?

330
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:34,441
From TV? Baywatch?

331
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:36,545
Knight Rider?

332
00:18:36,645 --> 00:18:39,548
Remember back in the '80s? That...
That car that talked?

333
00:18:39,648 --> 00:18:42,418
No, I don't remember
a fucking car that talked.

334
00:18:42,618 --> 00:18:45,555
- Car that talked.
- What movies has he been in?

335
00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:48,824
Well, not one
that I can think of offhand.

336
00:18:48,924 --> 00:18:51,260
Wait a second,
I'm getting tossed for a TV actor

337
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,596
who hasn't been in one movie
that you can remember?

338
00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:55,798
Honestly, sir, it...

339
00:18:55,898 --> 00:18:59,032
It's really shocking to me
that you're being treated this way.

340
00:19:01,035 --> 00:19:03,005
You're not an actor, are you?

341
00:19:03,105 --> 00:19:06,142
- Actually...
- 'Cause that last line...

342
00:19:06,242 --> 00:19:09,144
About being really shocked,
I didn't buy it for a second.

343
00:19:09,755 --> 00:19:11,211
Not a second.

344
00:19:13,281 --> 00:19:17,119
That's all we need is another
wannabe Denzel driving a fucking limo.

345
00:19:17,219 --> 00:19:18,421
Come on, come on, come on,
it's hot, it's hot, it's hot.

346
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:19,955
Watch your legs.

347
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:21,755
Dick.

348
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,494
Fucking unbelievable!

349
00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:27,997
What? What? What, Marcy?

350
00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:32,168
You've been fucking calling me
since I left the fucking set!

351
00:19:32,268 --> 00:19:34,436
What could be so fucking important?

352
00:19:34,536 --> 00:19:36,203
What?

353
00:19:37,472 --> 00:19:38,939
What?

354
00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:42,845
Fuck me! Gosh, damn it!

355
00:19:42,945 --> 00:19:44,347
All right, you know what?
I'm gonna give it to the driver,

356
00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:46,315
he'll get it back, okay? I'm sorry.

357
00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:47,817
Sorry.

358
00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,319
- Everything all right?
- Will you do me a favor?

359
00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:52,121
- Take this back to Sony.
- Mmm.

360
00:19:52,221 --> 00:19:54,724
Give it to that little dyke Marcy
with the red hair, okay?

361
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:56,392
Can you do that for me?

362
00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:59,184
Look, there's blanks in that gun
so don't be an asshole.

363
00:19:59,561 --> 00:20:00,963
Absolutely.

364
00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,865
- I'll have it to them within the hour.
- Thanks.

365
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,598
Wow. That's very kind of you.

366
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:06,800
Hey.

367
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:09,372
And that Jovi...

368
00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:13,876
You made yourself a new enemy today.
Be careful.

369
00:20:13,976 --> 00:20:16,879
Yeah, well, The Jovi's just
going to have to take a number.

370
00:20:16,979 --> 00:20:19,315
Right now I'm a bit preoccupied

371
00:20:19,415 --> 00:20:21,751
with the six large I need
to come up with for Iggy.

372
00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:24,920
Liotta's $200 tip, while generous,
isn't going to save me

373
00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,887
from a pair of shattered kneecaps.

374
00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,082
I know what you're thinking.

375
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:56,018
It's stupid of me to be lavishing
attention on my love life

376
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:59,588
the same day that a very agitated
member of the Mexican mafia

377
00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:03,192
has promised to break things
I don't want broken.

378
00:21:03,292 --> 00:21:06,529
And there's always the chance that this
"Pinkminx" isn't actually a woman,

379
00:21:06,629 --> 00:21:08,529
there was just something about the...

380
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,938
Pink.

381
00:21:16,038 --> 00:21:20,810
Well, if that's stupid,
then this is just plain old reckless.

382
00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:24,210
The one addiction
I haven't been able to shake.

383
00:21:24,712 --> 00:21:26,081
Her.

384
00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:28,451
Let's not call it stalking.

385
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:32,388
I know I'm not getting her back,
there was just never any closure.

386
00:21:32,488 --> 00:21:35,889
On some cellular level
that still torments me.

387
00:21:37,191 --> 00:21:39,661
Could you be a bigger chump right now?

388
00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:41,962
Not really, no.

389
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,734
"She left me, the loser limo driver,

390
00:21:48,202 --> 00:21:50,940
"for a millionaire athlete.

391
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:54,276
"And I never saw it coming."

392
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:58,044
Seriously, pal, did that shocker
really sneak up on you?

393
00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:02,415
Yeah, it did.

394
00:22:07,188 --> 00:22:08,657
Yes, indeed.

395
00:22:08,757 --> 00:22:10,493
I got you a booking.

396
00:22:10,593 --> 00:22:13,262
- The great white whale has surfaced...
- Oh.

397
00:22:13,362 --> 00:22:15,598
...and his name is Roger Karos.

398
00:22:15,698 --> 00:22:16,999
Heard of him?

399
00:22:17,099 --> 00:22:19,167
- If he's cash rich, I don't care.
- Huge.

400
00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:20,936
Billionaire.

401
00:22:21,036 --> 00:22:24,640
He used to be Karl's regular
and he sorta still thinks Karl's alive.

402
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,275
Come on. I can be Karl.

403
00:22:26,375 --> 00:22:29,044
From what I heard,
this dude's pretty nuts,

404
00:22:29,144 --> 00:22:34,350
but I've also heard of him tipping thousands
just for an airport run, so...

405
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:36,819
- All right, where?
- I've got coordinates.

406
00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:38,654
You... You got what?

407
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,789
Coordinates. GPS.

408
00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:43,792
He doesn't want to disclose the location,
I don't know what that means.

409
00:22:43,892 --> 00:22:46,061
Oh, and he wants to be met
with a weird list of goodies.

410
00:22:46,161 --> 00:22:48,063
You have to get that before you go
and pick him up.

411
00:22:48,163 --> 00:22:49,896
I'll text it to you.

412
00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:51,434
Oh, God damn it!

413
00:22:51,534 --> 00:22:54,737
I forgot, I gotta take
this stuff over to Sony for Liotta.

414
00:22:54,837 --> 00:22:57,540
You do that and this booking goes poof.

415
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,807
- Come on.
- All right, all right, all right.

416
00:22:58,907 --> 00:23:00,874
I'll figure something out.

417
00:23:04,312 --> 00:23:06,015
Charlie comes through in the clutch,

418
00:23:06,115 --> 00:23:08,918
a crazy billionaire
who can paint my pockets.

419
00:23:09,018 --> 00:23:12,085
The only thing missing now
is the crazy billionaire.

420
00:23:12,854 --> 00:23:15,658
These are the coordinates,
X marks the spot.

421
00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:18,124
I'm here. Where is this guy?

422
00:23:19,389 --> 00:23:20,760
Shit!

423
00:23:29,337 --> 00:23:31,471
What the fuck?

424
00:23:34,676 --> 00:23:35,942
Oh, shit!

425
00:24:00,234 --> 00:24:01,801
Mr. Karos?

426
00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:44,544
Oh, you're not Karl.

427
00:24:45,346 --> 00:24:48,148
- I'm Kevin.
- Who the fuck is Kevin?

428
00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:51,420
That's me, Stretch, if you'd prefer.

429
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,988
What I prefer is Karl.

430
00:24:53,088 --> 00:24:55,522
Okay. Karl...

431
00:24:56,023 --> 00:24:58,293
Passed away

432
00:24:58,393 --> 00:25:00,527
a little while ago.

433
00:25:03,564 --> 00:25:05,398
So I'm here.

434
00:25:12,107 --> 00:25:14,908
- Those are the things I asked for?
- Yeah.

435
00:25:17,411 --> 00:25:19,281
Scotch?

436
00:25:19,381 --> 00:25:22,351
Caulking gun?

437
00:25:22,718 --> 00:25:24,226
Butt plugs, plural?

438
00:25:31,159 --> 00:25:33,960
What'd he die of? Karl?

439
00:25:34,562 --> 00:25:37,630
He took his own life, unfortunately.

440
00:25:47,642 --> 00:25:49,511
Fuck him.

441
00:25:49,611 --> 00:25:52,912
I need a driver and a confidant,
a bagman and a protector.

442
00:25:53,614 --> 00:25:56,249
- I'm in.
- Walk with me.

443
00:25:58,019 --> 00:26:01,321
You got any religious hang-ups?
You a godhead?

444
00:26:02,323 --> 00:26:04,693
Nope.

445
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:09,565
Tomorrow I will be a brand
new face in a brand new place,

446
00:26:09,665 --> 00:26:12,932
so I've got a marathon in mind.

447
00:26:14,101 --> 00:26:15,802
First stop,

448
00:26:15,937 --> 00:26:17,606
my tailor Enzo.

449
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:20,740
That suit looks like
death taking a shit.

450
00:26:21,209 --> 00:26:22,911
How far is Beverly Hills?

451
00:26:23,011 --> 00:26:25,245
45 minutes, depending on which...

452
00:26:35,156 --> 00:26:38,227
Okay, so this Karos
is a total freak show.

453
00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:41,196
So what? It's Hollywood.

454
00:26:41,296 --> 00:26:44,998
A town that specializes
in the sick and deranged.

455
00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:50,272
As long as he's got the cash,

456
00:26:50,372 --> 00:26:53,475
I can take all the weird... Holy shit!

457
00:26:53,575 --> 00:26:58,046
Boris. The Jovi's brother
and head henchman.

458
00:26:58,146 --> 00:27:01,550
I once saw him body slam
a 300-pound bouncer

459
00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:04,651
onto the hood of a VW Cabriolet.

460
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:08,054
He had plates in his head.

461
00:27:08,356 --> 00:27:09,925
Hello, buddy.

462
00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:13,061
He had murdered men with his hands.

463
00:27:13,161 --> 00:27:14,827
He knows about Liotta.

464
00:27:15,196 --> 00:27:17,432
He knows what I did.

465
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:18,497
Fuck it.

466
00:27:29,377 --> 00:27:30,679
Yes, indeed.

467
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,115
What's wrong?
You sound weird, is it him?

468
00:27:33,215 --> 00:27:35,117
He skydived in, naked.

469
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,319
No way, completely naked?

470
00:27:37,931 --> 00:27:42,291
Bare-assed, except for a pair of sneakers
and about 60 pounds of Rick Rubin's beard.

471
00:27:42,391 --> 00:27:43,859
If you're feelin' funky about it,

472
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:46,662
we'll just lay him off on The Jovi.
It's not worth it.

473
00:27:46,762 --> 00:27:50,632
No, I can't explain it.
I mean, as oddball as he is,

474
00:27:50,732 --> 00:27:52,835
I get the sense that, like,
my meeting him is a...

475
00:27:52,935 --> 00:27:54,336
If you say fated...

476
00:27:54,436 --> 00:27:57,172
Let me finish. Not fated, lucky.

477
00:27:57,272 --> 00:28:00,475
- Luck, fate, I mean, it's semantics.
- Do me a favor.

478
00:28:00,575 --> 00:28:02,678
Go online, get me a bio, all right?

479
00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:05,113
I got a feeling this guy's about
to skip town for good

480
00:28:05,213 --> 00:28:08,483
and bleed a boatload
of cash on his way out.

481
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:10,719
- It's a big gamble.
- From a former gambler.

482
00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:13,322
I know odds. He's sitting on my $6,000.

483
00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:15,791
- Long shot.
- Sure thing.

484
00:28:16,891 --> 00:28:19,625
- I'm going on the Internet now.
- All right. Call me back.

485
00:28:21,829 --> 00:28:25,865
No, I've got a vehicle, I'll ring you
with the time and a place later.

486
00:28:26,567 --> 00:28:27,569
Later.

487
00:29:01,102 --> 00:29:04,706
What kind of man are you, Stretch?

488
00:29:04,806 --> 00:29:07,175
Are you one of those
Habitat-for-Humanity,

489
00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:09,678
eco-friendly, all-veggie douchebags

490
00:29:09,778 --> 00:29:11,613
devoted to crippled kids
and the elderly?

491
00:29:13,181 --> 00:29:17,352
Or are you a money, power, pussy,

492
00:29:17,452 --> 00:29:19,352
Holy Trinity type?

493
00:29:20,121 --> 00:29:21,523
I don't know. Haven't really...

494
00:29:21,623 --> 00:29:27,596
You see, me, I am about simple,
succinct pleasures.

495
00:29:27,696 --> 00:29:30,899
Cocaine is my first
and longest-standing love,

496
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:35,501
but I would be equally lost
without good Scotch whiskey...

497
00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:40,306
and sadomasochism.

498
00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:43,445
I want you to try something
when you have a free moment.

499
00:29:43,545 --> 00:29:45,711
You just make a fist,

500
00:29:46,714 --> 00:29:49,318
and hit yourself in the face
as hard as you can.

501
00:29:49,418 --> 00:29:53,088
I swear to God,
you will find it so fucking freeing.

502
00:29:53,188 --> 00:29:55,354
It is like...

503
00:29:55,923 --> 00:29:58,524
It is like stepping off a cliff.

504
00:30:05,196 --> 00:30:06,435
Holy shit!

505
00:30:06,535 --> 00:30:08,236
- There it is.
- You okay back there?

506
00:30:08,336 --> 00:30:11,106
That metallic taste, it's tremendous!

507
00:30:11,206 --> 00:30:13,506
It's living!

508
00:30:15,276 --> 00:30:16,778
Hey, can I ask you, what do you...

509
00:30:16,878 --> 00:30:18,413
What do you get out
of punching yourself in the face?

510
00:30:27,088 --> 00:30:29,055
Clarity.

511
00:30:30,091 --> 00:30:34,393
The comfort in knowing
I can take that punch.

512
00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:39,232
What do you make weekly,
this line of work?

513
00:30:40,034 --> 00:30:42,869
Don't know, depends. 25-30 an hour.

514
00:30:43,704 --> 00:30:46,506
- Plus tips.
- Take home, total?

515
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:49,175
Not enough.

516
00:30:50,911 --> 00:30:53,482
- To get by.
- No.

517
00:30:53,582 --> 00:30:56,651
Or to pay down $6,000
in gambling debt...

518
00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:59,085
that you just found out was due in full.

519
00:31:03,924 --> 00:31:06,058
You're a gambler?

520
00:31:06,494 --> 00:31:09,464
I have a... I had...

521
00:31:09,564 --> 00:31:11,733
A gambling addiction.

522
00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:16,369
That just means you lost
a lot more than you won.

523
00:31:17,271 --> 00:31:19,674
And if you don't pay, what happens then?

524
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:22,044
Broken bones? Bullet in the head?

525
00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:24,744
That... that could be a coin toss.

526
00:31:31,852 --> 00:31:35,087
Are you a fire starter, Stretch?

527
00:31:36,457 --> 00:31:38,393
Am I what?

528
00:31:38,493 --> 00:31:43,763
Oh, it takes almost no imagination,
sounds exactly like what it is.

529
00:31:45,299 --> 00:31:47,333
Are you a fire starter?

530
00:31:48,669 --> 00:31:50,372
Yeah, sure. Yeah, I guess.

531
00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:51,873
No, say it in stride.

532
00:31:51,973 --> 00:31:56,544
"I am a fire starter."

533
00:31:56,644 --> 00:31:59,812
I am a fire starter.

534
00:32:00,381 --> 00:32:02,248
Good.

535
00:32:03,684 --> 00:32:05,518
So am I.

536
00:32:21,335 --> 00:32:23,271
Now, we're on fire!

537
00:32:23,371 --> 00:32:24,473
Holy shit!

538
00:32:31,512 --> 00:32:33,414
Jesus Christ.

539
00:32:35,517 --> 00:32:38,484
Goddamn! What is wrong with you?

540
00:32:39,853 --> 00:32:41,541
God damn it.

541
00:32:43,691 --> 00:32:45,491
Fine.

542
00:32:53,167 --> 00:32:55,101
Did you say firefighter?

543
00:33:05,412 --> 00:33:09,015
Do my bidding tonight,
Stretch, and maybe...

544
00:33:10,551 --> 00:33:15,988
Maybe I'd dig down deep and make
that $6,000 worth of headache...

545
00:33:17,224 --> 00:33:19,325
disappear.

546
00:33:30,304 --> 00:33:32,238
You game?

547
00:33:33,307 --> 00:33:35,374
Yes, indeed.

548
00:33:46,487 --> 00:33:48,421
Thank you.

549
00:33:48,756 --> 00:33:51,159
So, where we headed tonight?

550
00:33:51,259 --> 00:33:53,662
Have you heard of the Midnight Shadow?

551
00:33:53,762 --> 00:33:55,564
- Social club.
- I have heard.

552
00:33:55,664 --> 00:33:57,065
What have you heard?

553
00:33:59,434 --> 00:34:03,238
Gentlemen, I have everything I need.
Give me 10 minutes.

554
00:34:03,338 --> 00:34:04,673
- Eight minutes, Enzo.
- You want my coat?

555
00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:06,641
No, no, no. Ciao, ciao.

556
00:34:06,741 --> 00:34:09,891
- No, no. No, no. No, no.
- Ciao, ciao. Ciao, ciao. Choo-choo train.

557
00:34:10,277 --> 00:34:12,314
In a nutshell...

558
00:34:12,414 --> 00:34:15,850
You can pay to see a coked-out snow leopard
sexually assaulted in one room

559
00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:19,087
and... participate in
an all-amputee-orgy in the next?

560
00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:23,058
Oh, drugs, sexual depravity,
animal cruelty.

561
00:34:23,158 --> 00:34:24,593
I mean to me that's just
a slow night, but...

562
00:34:25,464 --> 00:34:27,429
That's very good!

563
00:34:27,529 --> 00:34:30,429
That's very quick, Stretch. I like that.

564
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,768
I like so very few people.

565
00:34:36,870 --> 00:34:40,106
I'm wondering how you endeared
yourself to me so fast.

566
00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:46,479
I think fate brought us together.

567
00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:50,116
I don't believe in fate, destiny...

568
00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:53,853
To me life's nothing but timing.

569
00:34:54,822 --> 00:34:56,791
I like that!

570
00:34:56,891 --> 00:34:58,526
Life is nothing but timing.

571
00:34:58,626 --> 00:35:00,259
Yeah.

572
00:35:01,628 --> 00:35:04,096
I'm going to steal that one.

573
00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:05,600
Okay.

574
00:35:15,576 --> 00:35:17,045
You okay?

575
00:35:17,145 --> 00:35:19,345
Mr. Karos?

576
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,048
I think I just fell asleep.

577
00:35:23,217 --> 00:35:24,486
I think so, too.

578
00:35:24,586 --> 00:35:26,488
That's very soft, by the way.

579
00:35:26,588 --> 00:35:28,590
- You bought it.
- Is that alpaca?

580
00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:30,456
I don't think so.

581
00:35:36,397 --> 00:35:37,999
You look sharp.

582
00:35:38,099 --> 00:35:41,333
Sit tight. Have some company joining us.

583
00:35:49,343 --> 00:35:51,043
Finally.

584
00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:53,481
- Yo.
- Hey, talk to me.

585
00:35:53,581 --> 00:35:56,284
I have someone named Marcy from Sony

586
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:59,154
on the line who's in complete hysterics.

587
00:35:59,254 --> 00:36:01,323
Oh, shit, yes. That's the stuff
I was telling you about.

588
00:36:01,423 --> 00:36:03,692
The prop gun that Liotta
wanted me to return.

589
00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:07,929
She said that she and the prop master
can't leave set because you, my friend,

590
00:36:08,029 --> 00:36:11,199
have a registered firearm
that could be used to commit a crime.

591
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:13,134
Well, tell her forget it.
It's not gonna happen.

592
00:36:13,234 --> 00:36:15,937
I got a client. Speaking of which,
did you find out anything?

593
00:36:16,037 --> 00:36:19,207
First of all, I just want to say I'm sorry
from the bottom of my heart

594
00:36:19,307 --> 00:36:22,544
he's about to be indicted
on major money laundering.

595
00:36:22,644 --> 00:36:24,112
- What?
- Yeah.

596
00:36:24,212 --> 00:36:26,314
I mean,
these investment pyramid schemes,

597
00:36:26,414 --> 00:36:28,883
some shady Nigerian holding company
he was involved with...

598
00:36:28,983 --> 00:36:30,685
Wait, where are you seeing this stuff?

599
00:36:30,785 --> 00:36:32,220
On the LA Times website.

600
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,655
Well, what am I supposed to do about it?

601
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:35,156
Kick him the fuck out!

602
00:36:35,256 --> 00:36:36,991
Kick him out... I can't kick him out.

603
00:36:38,959 --> 00:36:41,663
Here they are.

604
00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:43,465
I'm shameless in that I pay for pussy,

605
00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:45,798
but this is

606
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,570
world class.

607
00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:51,306
This is a level of appreciation
one reserves for great art,

608
00:36:51,406 --> 00:36:54,540
or fine wine or...

609
00:36:55,509 --> 00:36:57,142
Whatever.

610
00:37:05,752 --> 00:37:07,786
Oh...

611
00:37:11,992 --> 00:37:13,592
The one in the middle there,

612
00:37:14,695 --> 00:37:17,098
the things she can do
with her mouth and throat,

613
00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:20,766
will have you thinking one of her ancestors
fucked a python at some point.

614
00:37:23,130 --> 00:37:24,605
Yep.

615
00:37:39,686 --> 00:37:41,620
Wow.

616
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,461
Benedict Canyon,
10,000 block, entry fee.

617
00:38:49,624 --> 00:38:51,526
Jesus!

618
00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:53,995
You know there's a reason
they call Karos "Captain Fisty."

619
00:38:54,095 --> 00:38:55,763
All right. You...

620
00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:01,333
Ew.

621
00:39:06,473 --> 00:39:10,845
The Midnight Shadows Social Club
didn't have a single fixed address.

622
00:39:10,945 --> 00:39:13,848
It was a horrible,
hedonistic little road show,

623
00:39:13,948 --> 00:39:18,486
that would pop up at a new
and unsuspecting location each time.

624
00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:22,957
Rumor had it they once desecrated
the Right Field Pavilion at Dodger Stadium,

625
00:39:23,057 --> 00:39:25,693
but because it was the first inning...

626
00:39:25,793 --> 00:39:27,662
nobody was there to witness it.

627
00:39:27,762 --> 00:39:29,728
Midnight Shadow.

628
00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:34,566
- Mr. Karos...
- No name.

629
00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:40,139
Entry fee.

630
00:39:42,275 --> 00:39:44,276
There you go.

631
00:40:00,694 --> 00:40:02,761
It's all here.

632
00:40:05,165 --> 00:40:07,633
I'm leaving now. Bye-bye.

633
00:40:11,304 --> 00:40:13,739
This ought to be interesting.

634
00:40:15,275 --> 00:40:16,976
There we go.

635
00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:26,220
I'm not sure, but...

636
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,922
I think someone
just got pregnant in there.

637
00:40:29,390 --> 00:40:31,125
Ovulating.

638
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:34,960
Whatever. Tell your mom I said hi.

639
00:40:38,398 --> 00:40:40,735
Mr. Karos?

640
00:40:40,835 --> 00:40:43,035
He had a disco ball... Mr. Karos?

641
00:40:47,474 --> 00:40:50,375
- I didn't see you get out of the car.
- Nor did I.

642
00:40:55,049 --> 00:40:56,782
Are you completely flipped out?

643
00:40:57,484 --> 00:40:58,953
I drove Charlie Sheen for six weeks.

644
00:40:59,053 --> 00:41:00,622
Who's he?

645
00:41:00,722 --> 00:41:02,757
- Doesn't matter.
- Doesn't matter.

646
00:41:02,857 --> 00:41:05,493
We're out of blow
and these bitches are aardvarks.

647
00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,129
- Okay.
- Bring back as much as you can carry.

648
00:41:08,229 --> 00:41:10,264
- Okay.
- All right.

649
00:41:10,564 --> 00:41:13,334
The Xavier Club, Hollywood,
you ask for Laurant.

650
00:41:13,434 --> 00:41:15,403
He's a Frenchman. He has a briefcase.

651
00:41:15,503 --> 00:41:17,639
You bring it back to me, no matter what.

652
00:41:17,739 --> 00:41:21,476
Under no circumstances
do you fail in this endeavor,

653
00:41:21,576 --> 00:41:24,278
or our entire night is null
and void, understood?

654
00:41:24,378 --> 00:41:26,011
Understood.

655
00:41:27,748 --> 00:41:30,151
This is on a countdown.

656
00:41:30,251 --> 00:41:33,921
It's set up for 99 minutes which
is exactly how long I'll be inside.

657
00:41:34,021 --> 00:41:36,546
You come back before it runs out.
Not a minute more.

658
00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:40,927
There's a lot of money in this, Stretch.

659
00:41:41,027 --> 00:41:43,262
Maybe $6,000.

660
00:41:45,966 --> 00:41:47,702
Tell me to have fun.

661
00:41:47,802 --> 00:41:49,019
Enjoy yourself over there.

662
00:41:52,139 --> 00:41:54,776
There's no joy in there.

663
00:42:15,095 --> 00:42:17,365
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, cockfucker.

664
00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:19,500
- Naseem...
- Bring the limo back.

665
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,370
- You're fired.
- What? Fired? I got us Liotta.

666
00:42:22,470 --> 00:42:23,971
Liotta says he wants to kill you!

667
00:42:24,071 --> 00:42:26,874
You don't return a registered weapon
after he paid you to?

668
00:42:26,974 --> 00:42:29,010
What the fuck?

669
00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:31,379
Bring the limo back or I swear to God,

670
00:42:31,479 --> 00:42:33,748
the cops are sitting right in front of me,
I'm gonna tell him you stole it.

671
00:42:33,848 --> 00:42:35,383
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, Naseem, listen,

672
00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:37,351
I am with a client, Mr. Karos.

673
00:42:37,451 --> 00:42:42,190
No! I told you,
this is do, or this is die,

674
00:42:42,290 --> 00:42:44,992
and you're fucking dead!

675
00:42:45,092 --> 00:42:47,261
You're dead! Dead! Dead...

676
00:42:47,361 --> 00:42:48,829
I gotta go.

677
00:42:48,929 --> 00:42:50,896
Hello?

678
00:42:51,264 --> 00:42:53,534
Motherfucker hung up on me.

679
00:42:53,634 --> 00:42:55,400
Charlie!

680
00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:04,712
Right there.

681
00:43:04,812 --> 00:43:06,948
Hey, can I park here for a few minutes?

682
00:43:07,048 --> 00:43:09,517
Fuck, no. Are you kidding?

683
00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:13,521
- Can I park it here for a few minutes?
- Stay as long as you want.

684
00:43:13,621 --> 00:43:16,223
Just long enough to pick up a briefcase.

685
00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,667
Because I'm all in now.

686
00:43:26,834 --> 00:43:28,967
Get the briefcase.

687
00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:32,807
Get it.

688
00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:36,144
I once auditioned
for a role on CSI: Miami,

689
00:43:36,244 --> 00:43:39,447
but didn't get it because
the casting director felt I didn't,

690
00:43:39,547 --> 00:43:41,716
as she put it, "Own the space."

691
00:43:41,816 --> 00:43:43,718
Excuse me. Thank you.

692
00:43:43,818 --> 00:43:47,886
I'm... looking for
a man named Laurant.

693
00:43:48,255 --> 00:43:50,222
Not seeing that name.

694
00:43:51,091 --> 00:43:52,994
Oh, there he is.

695
00:43:53,094 --> 00:43:54,462
- Elevator inside.
- Thank you.

696
00:43:54,562 --> 00:43:57,195
- He's up in VIP.
- Hold that.

697
00:43:58,832 --> 00:44:02,232
I don't think I understood what
they meant until this very moment.

698
00:44:03,536 --> 00:44:06,074
Because the truth of the matter is...

699
00:44:06,174 --> 00:44:10,011
I ain't getting a sniff of that briefcase
without heeding those words.

700
00:44:10,711 --> 00:44:12,411
Yeah, it's not Karos...

701
00:44:15,215 --> 00:44:16,784
You can do this.

702
00:44:16,884 --> 00:44:20,218
Own the space. Own the space.

703
00:44:20,687 --> 00:44:21,923
- Own the space.
- Billy Big Balls,

704
00:44:22,023 --> 00:44:24,158
becomes Geisha Bitch Boy.

705
00:44:24,258 --> 00:44:26,861
Running errands for a mad man.

706
00:44:26,961 --> 00:44:30,598
- Shut up.
- You're not getting that money.

707
00:44:30,698 --> 00:44:35,036
And then Ignacio is gonna break
every part of you that can be broken.

708
00:44:35,136 --> 00:44:40,941
Who, but an absolute asshole
would bank on a $6,000 tip?

709
00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:42,941
Fuck you.

710
00:44:50,317 --> 00:44:52,353
- "Laurent"?
- Laurant.

711
00:44:52,453 --> 00:44:55,053
- La... What?
- La...

712
00:44:55,255 --> 00:44:57,189
rant.

713
00:44:58,258 --> 00:45:00,625
- Mr. Karos sent me.
- Mmm-hmm.

714
00:45:01,127 --> 00:45:03,197
You have something for me?

715
00:45:03,297 --> 00:45:05,233
I have something for Monsieur Karos.

716
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:06,967
Well, I'm here in his place.

717
00:45:09,503 --> 00:45:14,740
To pick up a briefcase
and return to him in 78 minutes.

718
00:45:15,108 --> 00:45:17,812
- Is he timing you?
- He is.

719
00:45:17,912 --> 00:45:20,181
And why would he be timing you?

720
00:45:20,281 --> 00:45:22,083
Well, you'd have to ask him.

721
00:45:22,183 --> 00:45:24,583
Would I have to ask him
about my ledgers as well?

722
00:45:25,652 --> 00:45:27,989
This was supposed to be an exchange.

723
00:45:28,089 --> 00:45:29,921
Wasn't that explained to you?

724
00:45:30,790 --> 00:45:33,394
Ledger for briefcase.

725
00:45:33,494 --> 00:45:36,364
Ledger for briefcase.

726
00:45:36,464 --> 00:45:38,399
- Ledger...
- Oh, so let me get this straight.

727
00:45:38,499 --> 00:45:40,132
It was ledgers for briefcase?

728
00:45:41,801 --> 00:45:43,635
Where is Monsieur Karos now?

729
00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:47,339
I really couldn't tell you.

730
00:45:47,774 --> 00:45:49,775
I'm certain you could.

731
00:45:50,377 --> 00:45:53,180
Look around you.

732
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:57,249
Mon vieil ami, he has put you
into very bad spot with very bad people.

733
00:45:58,318 --> 00:46:00,521
Own the space.

734
00:46:00,621 --> 00:46:02,654
Yeah, all right, listen.

735
00:46:03,456 --> 00:46:05,457
"Laurent."

736
00:46:06,376 --> 00:46:08,329
Easy.

737
00:46:08,429 --> 00:46:12,464
You want an LAPD Tactical Team
on your ass in the next 10 seconds?

738
00:46:14,668 --> 00:46:17,103
Then keep fucking with me!

739
00:46:17,203 --> 00:46:19,171
You see it?

740
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,910
I'll get you your ledgers,
you have my word.

741
00:46:23,010 --> 00:46:26,247
But right now, you're gonna
give me that goddamn briefcase,

742
00:46:26,347 --> 00:46:29,116
or I'm gonna turn this VIP room
into a goddamn pig roast

743
00:46:29,216 --> 00:46:31,016
with more cops than you can count.

744
00:46:31,418 --> 00:46:33,721
When the smoke clears,

745
00:46:33,821 --> 00:46:36,090
and you're in LA County,
hip-deep in hardened cons

746
00:46:36,190 --> 00:46:38,926
who wanna double park
their dicks in your hind hole,

747
00:46:39,026 --> 00:46:41,329
you're gonna be wishing
you had this moment back.

748
00:46:41,429 --> 00:46:46,434
Wishing that you had taken
the word of a heavily decorated,

749
00:46:46,534 --> 00:46:49,570
veteran police officer,

750
00:46:49,670 --> 00:46:53,138
instead of trying to play tough guy
in your tennis whites.

751
00:46:53,373 --> 00:46:55,207
So come on, Crayola,

752
00:46:55,708 --> 00:46:58,243
you wanna color or what?

753
00:47:04,918 --> 00:47:07,052
75 minutes.

754
00:47:19,699 --> 00:47:21,867
I'll get you your ledgers.

755
00:47:22,936 --> 00:47:25,070
You have my word,

756
00:47:25,572 --> 00:47:27,873
and I'm a man of my word.

757
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:35,780
I see a lot of eyeballs.

758
00:47:36,749 --> 00:47:39,787
You better put them on a fucking dimmer

759
00:47:39,887 --> 00:47:42,888
before I put cases
on all of you bitches!

760
00:47:47,727 --> 00:47:50,695
Make a lane. Make a lane.

761
00:48:09,245 --> 00:48:11,052
Who the fuck was that guy?

762
00:48:11,152 --> 00:48:15,422
Yay! I can't believe I just did that.

763
00:48:16,524 --> 00:48:18,426
Where the fuck is Karos?

764
00:48:18,526 --> 00:48:20,194
That was awesome!

765
00:48:20,294 --> 00:48:21,495
- Right?
- Yeah.

766
00:48:21,595 --> 00:48:23,497
Tonight, get this guy or he's gone.

767
00:48:23,597 --> 00:48:24,665
I'm not gonna lie to you,

768
00:48:24,765 --> 00:48:26,434
I'm pretty impressed.

769
00:48:26,534 --> 00:48:28,602
Non-extradition country ghost!

770
00:48:28,702 --> 00:48:31,105
Don't get cocky.

771
00:48:31,205 --> 00:48:32,840
The agreement was ledgers in the hand,

772
00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:35,609
him in person.
This is 10 months of undercover work,

773
00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:38,179
six months of Rosetta Stone
learning fucking French.

774
00:48:38,279 --> 00:48:39,947
I hate the fucking French!

775
00:48:40,047 --> 00:48:42,016
- Fuck!
- Hey, relax. We'll get him.

776
00:48:42,116 --> 00:48:43,717
Get a hold of the justice
lawyers downstairs,

777
00:48:43,817 --> 00:48:45,719
tell them to sit tight,
do not let them book flights home.

778
00:48:45,819 --> 00:48:47,288
Order them room service.

779
00:48:47,388 --> 00:48:49,757
Call the LAPD,
run deep background on this asshole.

780
00:48:49,857 --> 00:48:52,893
'Cause I need to find out everything known
and unknown about this shithead!

781
00:49:01,401 --> 00:49:03,134
Oh, shit.

782
00:49:04,204 --> 00:49:05,770
Candice.

783
00:49:06,172 --> 00:49:07,672
Fuck.

784
00:49:08,808 --> 00:49:10,308
Fuck!

785
00:49:11,244 --> 00:49:13,478
Whatever you do, don't follow her.

786
00:49:14,247 --> 00:49:16,650
You're following her.

787
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:20,955
The chances of seeing her tonight
have gotta be fucking astronomical.

788
00:49:21,055 --> 00:49:23,122
Right, you need
to turn around and leave.

789
00:49:23,757 --> 00:49:28,629
Do you not recall those wicked little
left hooks to the heart she threw,

790
00:49:28,729 --> 00:49:32,233
that knocked your ass flat
for an entire fucking year?

791
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:35,402
All you are doing
is chasing more punishment.

792
00:49:39,205 --> 00:49:41,906
Seriously, what are you doing?

793
00:49:44,844 --> 00:49:45,813
Club soda.

794
00:49:45,913 --> 00:49:47,314
All right. Great, okay.

795
00:49:47,414 --> 00:49:49,606
Well, you're here,
what's the play, hotshot?

796
00:49:52,885 --> 00:49:56,054
You guys, I'm just gonna be right back.
I'm gonna get more.

797
00:49:57,290 --> 00:49:58,859
Right. Here she comes.

798
00:49:58,959 --> 00:50:01,128
- Say something cool.
- Oh, my God.

799
00:50:01,228 --> 00:50:03,264
- Kevin.
- What?

800
00:50:03,364 --> 00:50:04,798
- Hey!
- Hi.

801
00:50:04,898 --> 00:50:06,834
- How are you?
- Good.

802
00:50:06,934 --> 00:50:08,469
- Yeah.
- You?

803
00:50:08,569 --> 00:50:10,938
Yeah... it's...
Yeah, good, it's my...

804
00:50:11,038 --> 00:50:13,707
- It's...
- Bachelorette party I'm gonna guess.

805
00:50:13,807 --> 00:50:15,774
- Yeah.
- Good.

806
00:50:16,976 --> 00:50:19,446
Great suit. You look... You look good.

807
00:50:19,546 --> 00:50:20,981
You look better.

808
00:50:21,081 --> 00:50:23,017
Congratulations, too.

809
00:50:23,117 --> 00:50:24,385
- Really?
- Yeah.

810
00:50:24,485 --> 00:50:27,555
- You mean it?
- Of course, of course. I'm so happy for you.

811
00:50:27,655 --> 00:50:28,689
- Happy?
- Yeah.

812
00:50:28,789 --> 00:50:30,588
- Really?
- You bet.

813
00:50:31,824 --> 00:50:33,627
Are you... Are you meeting someone or...

814
00:50:33,727 --> 00:50:35,996
I'm actually here on business,
unfortunately.

815
00:50:36,096 --> 00:50:37,865
A client, right? Someone you're driving?

816
00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:39,200
No, no, no.

817
00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:43,134
I'm not really,
driving anymore, Candice.

818
00:50:43,503 --> 00:50:45,070
I'm being driven.

819
00:50:47,908 --> 00:50:51,443
Could I get a vodka juice, please?
Thank you.

820
00:50:51,844 --> 00:50:53,611
What do you mean?

821
00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:01,553
Are you carrying a gun?

822
00:51:03,089 --> 00:51:05,191
I seriously can't talk about it.

823
00:51:08,594 --> 00:51:09,911
It's better that I go.

824
00:51:12,632 --> 00:51:14,768
Subject arrived in a stretch limo.

825
00:51:14,868 --> 00:51:17,438
There's bullet holes in the side panel.
They look recent.

826
00:51:17,538 --> 00:51:20,507
And a check on the license plate says
the limo reported as stolen.

827
00:51:20,607 --> 00:51:23,177
Tag that limo! This asshole
will lead us straight to Karos,

828
00:51:23,277 --> 00:51:25,279
but you're gonna put rotating
parallels on him.

829
00:51:25,379 --> 00:51:27,448
No straight tails because if he's a cop,

830
00:51:27,548 --> 00:51:29,016
he's gonna sniff 'em out.

831
00:51:29,116 --> 00:51:30,684
Copy that.

832
00:51:36,622 --> 00:51:37,891
- So?
- Yeah?

833
00:51:37,991 --> 00:51:41,092
- What's in there?
- Oh, can't say.

834
00:51:41,661 --> 00:51:43,628
- Is it money?
- Hmm.

835
00:51:44,330 --> 00:51:48,269
You're not mixed up
in anything illegal, are you?

836
00:51:50,570 --> 00:51:52,470
Candice.

837
00:51:52,638 --> 00:51:54,305
Thank you.

838
00:51:56,185 --> 00:51:57,945
Thank you.

839
00:51:58,045 --> 00:52:01,415
You have no idea
what your leaving did for me.

840
00:52:01,515 --> 00:52:06,820
And by breaking up with me
you gave me the greatest gift ever.

841
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,354
The life that I always wanted,

842
00:52:10,256 --> 00:52:11,823
I now have.

843
00:52:14,643 --> 00:52:16,294
There we go.

844
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:19,300
You just seem so together.

845
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,567
You know, I don't know.

846
00:52:20,667 --> 00:52:23,070
You look... You look better
than I've ever seen you.

847
00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:24,905
- Ready for your car, sir?
- Yeah.

848
00:52:25,005 --> 00:52:27,007
So, listen... we're gonna go out

849
00:52:27,107 --> 00:52:29,510
if maybe you wanna see
one another later.

850
00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:32,980
Candice, you need to enjoy
your last night of freedom.

851
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:35,747
I need you to go upstairs now, okay?
All right?

852
00:52:39,185 --> 00:52:42,523
Suspect is in front of the club conversing
with an unknown female.

853
00:52:42,623 --> 00:52:44,425
You're gonna make a beautiful bride

854
00:52:44,525 --> 00:52:47,692
and a wonderful, wonderful wife.

855
00:52:48,594 --> 00:52:49,963
Bye.

856
00:52:50,063 --> 00:52:51,932
Twenty bucks if you
drive me out of here.

857
00:52:52,032 --> 00:52:53,500
Make it 40 and I'll do it.

858
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,835
Fucker.

859
00:52:54,935 --> 00:52:56,701
Just get the door for me, please?

860
00:52:58,805 --> 00:53:00,505
- There you go.
- Oh.

861
00:53:02,809 --> 00:53:04,709
Oh, blowing a kiss?

862
00:53:22,628 --> 00:53:25,466
Bro, who the fuck was that?

863
00:53:25,566 --> 00:53:27,301
An ex or something?

864
00:53:27,801 --> 00:53:29,803
No, dude. That was the ex.

865
00:53:29,903 --> 00:53:31,703
What? Did she dump your ass?

866
00:53:32,738 --> 00:53:34,708
She destroyed me.

867
00:53:34,808 --> 00:53:37,644
- Well, payback's a bitch. Am I right?
- Yes, it is. You are right.

868
00:53:37,744 --> 00:53:39,213
How long have you been
planning that stunt?

869
00:53:39,313 --> 00:53:41,548
I didn't. It just... It just happened.

870
00:53:41,648 --> 00:53:43,923
She look like that
when you went out with her?

871
00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:46,387
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

872
00:53:46,487 --> 00:53:49,189
- That bitch is fucking fine.
- Thank you.

873
00:53:49,289 --> 00:53:51,225
- She have those tits when you dated her?
- Yeah.

874
00:53:51,325 --> 00:53:52,860
Those things look natural, were they?

875
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,596
Okay, see, the principle of a payback
is that you get to enjoy it.

876
00:53:55,696 --> 00:53:57,598
And I'm not being able
to do that right now.

877
00:53:57,698 --> 00:54:00,534
- You know what I'd like to enjoy? Those tits.
- I gotcha. I gotcha.

878
00:54:00,634 --> 00:54:02,869
Ever do that thing where you put
your dick between them?

879
00:54:05,038 --> 00:54:06,073
What'd you just do?

880
00:54:06,173 --> 00:54:08,842
Fuck. Your limo just lost power, man.

881
00:54:08,942 --> 00:54:11,545
- Did you just do that?
- Oh, now this NavStar light's blinking.

882
00:54:11,645 --> 00:54:12,546
- What?
- That's probably bad news.

883
00:54:12,646 --> 00:54:14,145
Oh, fuck!

884
00:54:17,517 --> 00:54:18,886
- Stretch?
- What? Hey...

885
00:54:18,986 --> 00:54:21,221
Did they just use the NavStar system
to disable the limo?

886
00:54:21,321 --> 00:54:22,956
Yes, they did.

887
00:54:23,056 --> 00:54:24,725
- God damn it.
- I'm outta here, bro.

888
00:54:24,825 --> 00:54:26,059
- Good luck!
- Where you going?

889
00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:27,561
Hold on, Charlie.
I'll call you back! Wait!

890
00:54:27,661 --> 00:54:29,096
- Stretch!
- Hey, man, where you going?

891
00:54:29,196 --> 00:54:31,198
Bro, this car is dead.

892
00:54:31,298 --> 00:54:33,798
- Can you help me push, please?
- No, it's not going anywhere. Oh, hey! Look!

893
00:54:34,133 --> 00:54:36,236
Shit! Come on! Come on!

894
00:54:36,336 --> 00:54:37,971
Get back on the wheel
and please help me push.

895
00:54:38,071 --> 00:54:40,274
- Take the tow truck!
- I can't take the tow truck, all right?

896
00:54:40,374 --> 00:54:41,942
I got a client! Shut the fuck up!

897
00:54:42,042 --> 00:54:43,944
Hey! Hey! Be nice to me!

898
00:54:44,044 --> 00:54:45,212
- Hey! I'm being nice to you!
- I'm helping you!

899
00:54:45,312 --> 00:54:46,580
- You're doing a great job!
- I'm helping you!

900
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,782
Thank you! Thank you
for that positive feedback.

901
00:54:48,882 --> 00:54:50,918
- I could do with less sarcasm.
- You're doing wonderful. Fantastic.

902
00:54:51,018 --> 00:54:53,053
- We should go out sometime.
- Really? Do you mean that?

903
00:54:53,153 --> 00:54:55,954
- No!
- Because a bunch of my buddies got married.

904
00:54:59,926 --> 00:55:02,896
- Oh, shit. It's fucking power steering.
- Just push and shut up!

905
00:55:02,996 --> 00:55:04,765
Come on, come on. Here we go.

906
00:55:06,266 --> 00:55:07,568
You just got it on the curb
and in a red-zone.

907
00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,169
What the fuck is wrong with you?

908
00:55:09,269 --> 00:55:10,904
- Come on! Just push it a little further.
- What?

909
00:55:11,004 --> 00:55:12,439
Just get it a little further.
We're in the red-zone.

910
00:55:12,539 --> 00:55:13,841
There is no further.
You're up on the curb now.

911
00:55:13,941 --> 00:55:15,673
Come on, man! I'm a...

912
00:55:17,176 --> 00:55:18,745
Just help me push it a little further.

913
00:55:18,845 --> 00:55:20,414
You're definitely
gonna get towed right here.

914
00:55:20,514 --> 00:55:22,814
Fine, fine, fine, fine. Here.

915
00:55:23,883 --> 00:55:25,486
- Pleasure doing business with you, man.
- Yeah.

916
00:55:25,586 --> 00:55:28,755
Eat your own dick! Suck it!

917
00:55:28,855 --> 00:55:31,458
If I lose this limo now, it's game over.

918
00:55:31,558 --> 00:55:34,528
- I'm done. My fate is sealed.
- Oh, God.

919
00:55:34,628 --> 00:55:37,495
Come on, start! Start. Come on, start!

920
00:55:38,097 --> 00:55:39,500
Holy shit. The Jovi.

921
00:55:40,300 --> 00:55:43,137
I don't know about you, hoss,
but I don't like where this is headed.

922
00:55:44,189 --> 00:55:45,703
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

923
00:55:50,376 --> 00:55:53,213
The vehicle you are occupying
has been reported stolen.

924
00:55:53,313 --> 00:55:54,848
The engine functions have been disabled.

925
00:55:54,948 --> 00:55:56,684
Come on! Damn it!

926
00:55:57,184 --> 00:56:01,655
Whether that fate is a wrath-of-God-like
beating from Boris there,

927
00:56:01,755 --> 00:56:05,292
or just wasting away in a life
I never intended to live,

928
00:56:05,392 --> 00:56:07,525
it's got me cornered now.

929
00:56:08,761 --> 00:56:10,330
God, he's really big.

930
00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:13,667
Maybe all this was inevitable.

931
00:56:13,767 --> 00:56:17,471
Facing this now.
Figuring it out on the fly.

932
00:56:17,571 --> 00:56:20,405
Life doesn't allow you to rehearse.
You just have to...

933
00:56:21,641 --> 00:56:23,477
live and learn.

934
00:56:23,577 --> 00:56:26,013
God damn it. That has to mean something.

935
00:56:26,113 --> 00:56:27,879
What do I want it to mean?

936
00:56:28,581 --> 00:56:30,915
And what the hell do I do with it?

937
00:56:35,021 --> 00:56:37,255
That's what I'm talking about!

938
00:56:41,994 --> 00:56:43,661
You know, that really works.

939
00:56:50,536 --> 00:56:51,738
This is the NavStar operator.

940
00:56:51,838 --> 00:56:54,575
Ma'am, this is Detective
Raymond Liotta of the LAPD.

941
00:56:54,675 --> 00:56:57,044
I am occupying the stolen vehicle
and I am pinned down

942
00:56:57,144 --> 00:56:59,669
in a gun battle with the armed
suspects who stole...

943
00:57:01,180 --> 00:57:03,815
Ma'am! You have got to start
this car for me!

944
00:57:04,216 --> 00:57:06,420
Oh, God, Bill! Are you dead?
Oh, man, I think he's dead.

945
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,889
Bill! Bill! Are you hit? You're hit!

946
00:57:08,989 --> 00:57:10,724
Oh, my God! Ma'am, he's hit!

947
00:57:10,824 --> 00:57:12,526
Officer, what is going on?

948
00:57:12,626 --> 00:57:15,028
Oh, my partner's been gun shot.
There's so much blood everywhere!

949
00:57:15,128 --> 00:57:18,532
- Oh, my God.
- They keep firing at us, ma'am!

950
00:57:18,632 --> 00:57:21,134
They keep firing!
Start this car for me, please!

951
00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:23,804
Come on, Billy! Come on, Billy!

952
00:57:23,904 --> 00:57:27,040
Oh, God! I'm outta ammo.
Bill, we're gonna die.

953
00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:28,875
I'm so sorry! I tried!

954
00:57:28,975 --> 00:57:30,143
I did everything I could!

955
00:57:32,646 --> 00:57:36,614
We're good! We're good. We gotta go
to the hospital now. Thank you so much!

956
00:57:47,693 --> 00:57:50,263
Get it! Get it! Get it! Motherfucker!

957
00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:53,000
That's what I'm talking about! Fuck CSI!

958
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:56,437
Well, you just might get
your SAG card after all, princess.

959
00:57:57,037 --> 00:58:01,108
Hey, suspect was involved in a shots-fired
incident up in Hollywood Boulevard.

960
00:58:01,208 --> 00:58:02,576
- When?
- Just now!

961
00:58:02,676 --> 00:58:06,478
Unless he's killing people in the street,
we don't touch him until he has Karos in tow.

962
00:58:09,615 --> 00:58:12,303
Holy shit.

963
00:58:18,558 --> 00:58:20,093
- How's the hunt?
- Iggy, I'm so close.

964
00:58:20,193 --> 00:58:22,095
How close?

965
00:58:22,195 --> 00:58:26,033
I'm staring at hundreds of thousands
of dollars as we speak.

966
00:58:26,133 --> 00:58:29,269
Andale. Well, shave six Gs off that shit.
I'll meet you in 30.

967
00:58:29,369 --> 00:58:30,971
Yeah, wish it were that easy.

968
00:58:31,071 --> 00:58:35,208
Mira Stretch. If $6,000 isn't
delivered to me by 12:01 AM

969
00:58:35,308 --> 00:58:37,878
you're gonna see some shit
up close you'll never forget.

970
00:58:37,978 --> 00:58:39,944
Because you won't be able to.

971
00:58:43,449 --> 00:58:44,885
Oh, fuck.

972
00:58:48,954 --> 00:58:50,454
Stop.

973
00:58:50,756 --> 00:58:53,360
Ay, what up, player?

974
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:55,696
Trying to get this fine
set of dimes up Sunset.

975
00:58:55,796 --> 00:58:59,066
My boys gots a table
and the goose is loose.

976
00:58:59,166 --> 00:59:01,316
- Grab a cab, yeezy. I'm busy.
- Hey, dude!

977
00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:03,804
- You don't recognize me?
- No.

978
00:59:03,904 --> 00:59:06,541
I'm ACB, man! I was on Idol!

979
00:59:06,641 --> 00:59:10,811
Nigga, Cee Lo Green be all up in my shit
trying to get me signed to his label, dog.

980
00:59:10,911 --> 00:59:13,520
These girlies are my backup singers.
Come here, girls!

981
00:59:14,413 --> 00:59:16,383
Wanna hear something?
Little bit of sample do?

982
00:59:16,483 --> 00:59:18,752
- No.
- All right, dude, this is from my new album,

983
00:59:18,852 --> 00:59:20,187
Bitches and Tits.

984
00:59:20,287 --> 00:59:22,422
This is the single It's Raining Tits.
You ready?

985
00:59:22,522 --> 00:59:24,224
Oh, my God.

986
00:59:24,324 --> 00:59:27,227
We be getting all romantic,
watching Titantic

987
00:59:27,327 --> 00:59:30,263
- You roll up on me quick
- Let me suck your dick

988
00:59:30,363 --> 00:59:34,401
You can suck my dick

989
00:59:34,501 --> 00:59:37,268
Baby

990
00:59:38,804 --> 00:59:39,906
Wow.

991
00:59:40,006 --> 00:59:42,042
- That's really terrible.
- Come on, dude!

992
00:59:42,142 --> 00:59:44,377
I just sang for my supper, homie.

993
00:59:44,477 --> 00:59:47,514
It's like a 10-minute ride, dude.
Let me Jigga-Jay-Z this motherfucker.

994
00:59:47,614 --> 00:59:49,516
- Fifty bucks per block.
- Damn, nigga!

995
00:59:49,616 --> 00:59:51,852
Why you gotta do me like this
in a public place?

996
00:59:51,952 --> 00:59:55,455
Because you're a giant bag.
That's why. Look at you.

997
00:59:55,555 --> 00:59:57,521
Has your father stopped crying?

998
01:00:02,561 --> 01:00:05,132
Three-hundy. Best I can do.

999
01:00:05,232 --> 01:00:06,867
And the coke.

1000
01:00:06,967 --> 01:00:09,569
- What coke?
- Those three chicken heads wouldn't get

1001
01:00:09,669 --> 01:00:13,170
within spitting distance of you
unless you got some yay. Now, gimme.

1002
01:00:16,308 --> 01:00:19,112
- I like you.
- I don't like you.

1003
01:00:19,212 --> 01:00:21,114
- You got Facebook, dude?
- Fuck off.

1004
01:00:21,214 --> 01:00:24,651
All right. Let's ride, ladies.

1005
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:27,621
Suspect is engaged
with an unidentified white male,

1006
01:00:27,721 --> 01:00:29,923
who's accompanied by three females.

1007
01:00:30,023 --> 01:00:33,024
Stay put! That sounds like Karos.
We're en route right now.

1008
01:00:37,429 --> 01:00:40,029
Come on, girls! It's shower time, baby!

1009
01:00:40,933 --> 01:00:43,436
Pop bottles on the J-Lo!

1010
01:00:43,536 --> 01:00:45,005
Hey, chill out back there.

1011
01:00:45,105 --> 01:00:46,640
Them vocals is golden, dude.

1012
01:00:46,740 --> 01:00:49,473
It's gonna be a platinum record
for real, homie.

1013
01:00:51,676 --> 01:00:53,747
Is that spray paint?

1014
01:00:53,847 --> 01:00:55,816
- Stretch?
- Put the spray paint away.

1015
01:00:55,916 --> 01:00:57,083
Put the spray paint away.

1016
01:00:57,183 --> 01:00:59,286
Fuck!

1017
01:00:59,386 --> 01:01:00,851
Stretch!

1018
01:01:01,587 --> 01:01:04,691
- All right.
- You are going to jail.

1019
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:07,160
The police put out a warrant
for your arrest.

1020
01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:09,296
Wait. Where... Where's the limo?

1021
01:01:09,396 --> 01:01:11,431
- Driving down Sunset with me.
- It's running?

1022
01:01:11,531 --> 01:01:13,597
- How?
- My friends at NavStar.

1023
01:01:17,303 --> 01:01:18,838
Stretch!

1024
01:01:18,938 --> 01:01:19,973
Stretch!

1025
01:01:20,073 --> 01:01:22,442
You are a wanted felon.

1026
01:01:22,542 --> 01:01:24,311
Are you fucking delusional?

1027
01:01:24,411 --> 01:01:26,179
Listen, I'm gonna finish
this night with Karos,

1028
01:01:26,279 --> 01:01:28,181
collect my fee and then hit restart.

1029
01:01:28,281 --> 01:01:30,317
Love, life, career, all of it.

1030
01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:32,485
All this weirdness that
I got sucked into tonight,

1031
01:01:32,585 --> 01:01:34,821
it rebuilt my mojo!

1032
01:01:34,921 --> 01:01:37,023
Do you not get what's going on here?

1033
01:01:37,123 --> 01:01:38,959
Come on. Not only do I get it,
I'm getting the better of it.

1034
01:01:39,059 --> 01:01:41,494
I am beating a game that kicks
my ass on a regular basis.

1035
01:01:41,594 --> 01:01:43,196
Remember how you said I was a fatalist

1036
01:01:43,296 --> 01:01:45,532
that couldn't function unless everything
around me was turning to shit?

1037
01:01:45,632 --> 01:01:46,967
Well, guess what?
That is happening, and I am thriving.

1038
01:01:47,067 --> 01:01:48,668
Do you understand that?

1039
01:01:48,768 --> 01:01:50,570
It's like the worse it gets,
the better I am.

1040
01:01:50,670 --> 01:01:52,403
It's like I'm five steps ahead.

1041
01:01:53,772 --> 01:01:57,043
You can suck my dick, baby!

1042
01:01:58,999 --> 01:02:00,511
Fuck!

1043
01:02:11,256 --> 01:02:13,727
Sunset and Cahuenga, right now!

1044
01:02:13,827 --> 01:02:15,662
Karos just stole the limo.

1045
01:02:15,762 --> 01:02:17,795
The driver's outside removing
the license plates, and he just took off!

1046
01:02:19,799 --> 01:02:21,265
Oh, shit.

1047
01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:22,836
Hey, man. Excuse me.

1048
01:02:22,936 --> 01:02:25,705
You see some punk Kanye West
wannabe white boy

1049
01:02:25,805 --> 01:02:27,789
come through here with a shitty mohawk?

1050
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:29,740
All right.

1051
01:02:30,509 --> 01:02:32,579
I'm gonna need your car.

1052
01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:35,413
Oh, you mean, like,
the police commandeer your car?

1053
01:02:36,115 --> 01:02:38,385
- Yeah.
- No.

1054
01:02:38,485 --> 01:02:40,451
Unless you're really Officer...

1055
01:02:42,321 --> 01:02:43,523
Ray Liotta.

1056
01:02:45,058 --> 01:02:46,927
You thought the badge was
a slam dunk, didn't you?

1057
01:02:47,027 --> 01:02:48,628
I did... I did though. I really did.
Why wouldn't I?

1058
01:02:48,728 --> 01:02:50,096
Hey, the delivery was good, man.

1059
01:02:50,196 --> 01:02:51,097
Man, I appreciate it. Thank you.

1060
01:02:51,197 --> 01:02:52,232
It was solid. I was impressed.

1061
01:02:52,332 --> 01:02:54,601
- Thank you. Got something going for me.
- Hey!

1062
01:02:54,701 --> 01:02:56,736
So, how many times
you're gonna tell this story?

1063
01:02:56,836 --> 01:02:59,239
Shithead limo driver
impersonating a cop.

1064
01:02:59,339 --> 01:03:01,541
It's classic, man. I'm gonna get
a lot of mileage out of this.

1065
01:03:01,641 --> 01:03:03,143
- Yeah, I don't blame you.
- I mean, you'd do the same.

1066
01:03:03,243 --> 01:03:04,945
Oh, in a second. Are you kidding me?

1067
01:03:05,045 --> 01:03:06,413
And if that's the case,
we might as well give the story

1068
01:03:06,513 --> 01:03:08,214
- the ending it deserves, right?
- Hey, why not?

1069
01:03:08,314 --> 01:03:11,423
Now, give me your fucking car before
I put a bullet in your liver!

1070
01:03:11,550 --> 01:03:12,585
Gun!

1071
01:03:12,685 --> 01:03:14,754
- Oh, shit!
- Yeah!

1072
01:03:14,854 --> 01:03:16,056
Get that motherfucker!

1073
01:03:16,156 --> 01:03:18,725
Oh, shit!

1074
01:03:18,825 --> 01:03:20,458
You better run, white boy!

1075
01:03:20,893 --> 01:03:22,329
So what's the plan, Stretch!

1076
01:03:22,429 --> 01:03:25,496
Successfully outrunning
black men over flat surfaces?

1077
01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:35,608
Oh, God!

1078
01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:37,233
Where'd he go?

1079
01:03:37,543 --> 01:03:39,243
Okay, crank it.

1080
01:03:46,952 --> 01:03:48,955
- Oh.
- Are you all right?

1081
01:03:49,055 --> 01:03:50,857
- No.
- Time's up, white boy!

1082
01:03:50,957 --> 01:03:52,656
Sweet Jesus! Coloreds!

1083
01:03:56,862 --> 01:03:58,365
He got hit by a car!

1084
01:03:58,465 --> 01:04:00,100
That's what you get!

1085
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,434
- God damn it! Stop running!
- Bring that motherfucker back over here!

1086
01:04:17,149 --> 01:04:22,055
That is fascinating.
I mean, the way that you told that story.

1087
01:04:22,155 --> 01:04:23,456
That's not...

1088
01:04:23,556 --> 01:04:25,125
They got the limo.

1089
01:04:25,225 --> 01:04:27,627
Karos wasn't inside.
Some dumb ass kid boosted it.

1090
01:04:27,727 --> 01:04:30,330
He's got a bunch of fucking
coked up club girls in the back.

1091
01:04:30,430 --> 01:04:32,732
- Did they recover the case?
- They have not located it yet.

1092
01:04:32,832 --> 01:04:35,702
You get that limo towed to the nearest
impound yard and stripped to the chassis,

1093
01:04:35,802 --> 01:04:38,138
and find that fucking driver!

1094
01:04:50,350 --> 01:04:52,352
Oh, doll, I would love
to text you back right now,

1095
01:04:52,452 --> 01:04:54,952
but I got bigger problems. Fuck me!

1096
01:04:56,522 --> 01:04:58,691
You gotta get the limo back. Think.

1097
01:04:58,791 --> 01:05:00,193
Think, God damn it.

1098
01:05:00,293 --> 01:05:01,828
Hey, Bubba, get the CHP on the line

1099
01:05:01,928 --> 01:05:04,264
and tell them to close the Eastbound lane
to the 101 and the 134.

1100
01:05:04,364 --> 01:05:06,139
I want sawhorses and spike strips.

1101
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:10,837
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

1102
01:05:10,937 --> 01:05:12,872
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

1103
01:05:12,972 --> 01:05:16,073
Slow is smooth, smooth is faster. Shit!

1104
01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:23,280
Shit!

1105
01:05:27,152 --> 01:05:28,352
Fuck you!

1106
01:05:43,902 --> 01:05:45,336
Oh, shi...

1107
01:05:54,513 --> 01:05:57,615
You're gonna die out here, dickhead.

1108
01:06:10,529 --> 01:06:15,065
Oh, my. Fuck me!

1109
01:06:15,601 --> 01:06:17,401
You gotta be shitting me.

1110
01:06:24,409 --> 01:06:25,876
Of course.

1111
01:06:31,183 --> 01:06:32,652
When did they have time to do this?

1112
01:06:32,752 --> 01:06:35,622
You can suck my dick, baby!

1113
01:06:35,722 --> 01:06:39,025
- Jesus.
- I love what they've done with the place.

1114
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,960
I can't take it back to Karos
looking like this.

1115
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:42,762
Bro, not to point out the obvious,

1116
01:06:42,862 --> 01:06:47,231
you're still attached to a tow-truck
on the fucking freeway.

1117
01:07:09,488 --> 01:07:11,388
Oh...

1118
01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:15,392
Fuck you, motherfucker!

1119
01:07:16,228 --> 01:07:17,861
Shit!

1120
01:07:20,265 --> 01:07:21,899
Hey, buddy, you like that?

1121
01:07:24,936 --> 01:07:26,570
Here we go again!

1122
01:07:27,939 --> 01:07:29,406
Damn it!

1123
01:08:10,982 --> 01:08:12,919
Come on, start, God damn it!

1124
01:08:13,019 --> 01:08:15,587
Come on, come on,
come on, come on. Start!

1125
01:08:15,687 --> 01:08:17,023
Come on!

1126
01:08:18,725 --> 01:08:20,209
Come on, I am begging you!

1127
01:08:20,492 --> 01:08:22,262
Shit!

1128
01:08:22,979 --> 01:08:24,864
Fuck me! Come on!

1129
01:08:24,964 --> 01:08:26,532
- Turn on!
- Hello, baby.

1130
01:08:26,632 --> 01:08:27,600
I am begging you right now.

1131
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,968
We have rape party?

1132
01:08:31,471 --> 01:08:33,470
We're not gonna have a rape party.

1133
01:08:35,807 --> 01:08:37,374
Little baby pussy.

1134
01:08:40,512 --> 01:08:41,779
There you go!

1135
01:08:42,581 --> 01:08:43,981
Bye-bye!

1136
01:08:51,823 --> 01:08:53,323
Buddy!

1137
01:09:03,668 --> 01:09:05,302
Okay.

1138
01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,475
The limo was retaken.

1139
01:09:12,344 --> 01:09:13,744
It was what?

1140
01:09:14,513 --> 01:09:17,350
Fuck!

1141
01:09:17,450 --> 01:09:20,717
The tow truck driver tried to stop him.
The fucking cop got away!

1142
01:09:22,421 --> 01:09:25,823
This cop is obviously
on a schedule with Karos.

1143
01:09:26,558 --> 01:09:28,325
We got to get to him fast

1144
01:09:28,693 --> 01:09:30,863
or Karos is gone.

1145
01:09:30,963 --> 01:09:32,365
I want everybody pulled out right now.

1146
01:09:32,465 --> 01:09:34,934
LAPD, Sheriff's Department, CHP.

1147
01:09:35,034 --> 01:09:36,803
You make 'em task force loan-outs.

1148
01:09:36,903 --> 01:09:38,869
Get a chopper up there, too.

1149
01:09:40,739 --> 01:09:44,241
Next time Karos shows his face,
we take the whole fucking thing down.

1150
01:09:55,153 --> 01:09:56,556
Hey, it's Stretch. You know what to do.

1151
01:10:00,759 --> 01:10:02,295
Come on, Karos. Where are you, man?

1152
01:10:02,395 --> 01:10:03,595
Let's go.

1153
01:10:09,434 --> 01:10:11,703
Delinquents, take your mark.

1154
01:10:18,944 --> 01:10:20,553
What the fuck?

1155
01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:52,110
Oh, shit!

1156
01:11:18,203 --> 01:11:20,637
- You're late.
- I'm not late.

1157
01:11:31,316 --> 01:11:33,486
Did this limo get squat-fucked by Satan?

1158
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:35,922
Along with your wardrobe?

1159
01:11:36,022 --> 01:11:38,491
What in the patron saint
of shit happened?

1160
01:11:38,591 --> 01:11:41,427
Couple of twists and turns.
Few complications.

1161
01:11:41,527 --> 01:11:43,796
Did you get the briefcase?

1162
01:11:43,896 --> 01:11:46,232
- Laurent mentioned some ledgers.
- Did you get the briefcase?

1163
01:11:46,332 --> 01:11:47,800
I got the briefcase.

1164
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:50,736
Yes, I gave my word that I would return
with those ledgers.

1165
01:11:50,836 --> 01:11:53,537
Where's the fucking briefcase?

1166
01:11:56,374 --> 01:11:57,841
Under your seat.

1167
01:12:06,351 --> 01:12:07,787
Oh, you're a Magic Mike.

1168
01:12:10,188 --> 01:12:12,592
I'm here.

1169
01:12:12,692 --> 01:12:17,797
No, no, no, no. Public. I said public,
I want public. That's not public.

1170
01:12:17,897 --> 01:12:21,434
You do it out in the open, then it's you
and I to the air strip and no one else.

1171
01:12:21,534 --> 01:12:25,104
There's a place called Kite on Ivar.
Meet me there in 20.

1172
01:12:25,804 --> 01:12:28,705
My balls are itchy.
Did you get my blow?

1173
01:12:29,541 --> 01:12:31,508
Oh, sweet mama.

1174
01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:40,119
- No, I'm good.
- I wasn't gonna give it to you anyway.

1175
01:12:47,959 --> 01:12:50,162
What's the problem?

1176
01:12:50,262 --> 01:12:52,329
You get a thumb
in the ass that I missed?

1177
01:12:53,932 --> 01:12:56,469
- Pretty rough night, Rog.
- Mmm-hmm.

1178
01:12:56,569 --> 01:13:00,172
I'm not sure even the clothes or the car

1179
01:13:00,272 --> 01:13:04,477
paint an accurate enough portrait

1180
01:13:04,577 --> 01:13:08,814
of the fucking hell that I have
gone through for you.

1181
01:13:08,914 --> 01:13:11,083
Oh, wait a minute.
You mean you did something

1182
01:13:11,183 --> 01:13:14,720
other than drive a limo
while dying slowly?

1183
01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:18,424
You went out and risked something,
you learned something. You felt something!

1184
01:13:18,524 --> 01:13:21,761
Is that what I did? For shame!

1185
01:13:21,861 --> 01:13:24,961
You owe me an explanation, Roger,
at the very fucking least.

1186
01:13:29,601 --> 01:13:30,937
All right.

1187
01:13:31,037 --> 01:13:33,606
The ledgers contain hard financials,

1188
01:13:33,706 --> 01:13:37,777
i.e., illegal activity of everyone
I've ever done business with.

1189
01:13:37,877 --> 01:13:42,081
And I've done business with some
bad guys that I am now selling out

1190
01:13:42,181 --> 01:13:43,749
to save myself.

1191
01:13:43,849 --> 01:13:46,919
- Laurent bought the ledgers?
- No, he's a blackmailer.

1192
01:13:47,019 --> 01:13:49,689
He paid 300k.
You could get 10 times that.

1193
01:13:49,789 --> 01:13:52,925
- So, then, why don't you hang onto them?
- I'm short selling them

1194
01:13:53,025 --> 01:13:56,395
to purchase a very expensive plane
ticket out of here tonight,

1195
01:13:56,495 --> 01:13:59,098
one which gets me somewhere
I cannot be extradited.

1196
01:13:59,198 --> 01:14:02,868
And the gentleman I'm buying
the flight from has a fleet of jets.

1197
01:14:02,968 --> 01:14:06,405
He's willing to run the risk,
provided he gets the ledgers.

1198
01:14:06,505 --> 01:14:09,141
- What about Laurent?
- He's a fucking idiot.

1199
01:14:09,241 --> 01:14:13,045
And since I just got done explaining to you
that I did business with some bad guys

1200
01:14:13,145 --> 01:14:16,414
- and then beat them, that would make me...
- Worse.

1201
01:14:16,514 --> 01:14:18,117
Better!

1202
01:14:18,217 --> 01:14:22,822
Opposite of a fucking idiot
food chain, pal. So, fuck Laurent!

1203
01:14:22,922 --> 01:14:25,958
And your word,
none of which means bupkis to me.

1204
01:14:26,458 --> 01:14:30,026
What does is "finish line."

1205
01:14:40,905 --> 01:14:42,472
I'm gonna change.

1206
01:14:59,924 --> 01:15:01,558
Muscles.

1207
01:15:10,870 --> 01:15:15,474
You missed the fucking deadline, Kevin.
Where's my money?

1208
01:15:15,574 --> 01:15:17,407
Where's my money?

1209
01:15:20,411 --> 01:15:23,513
Kite, on Ivar. Twenty minutes.

1210
01:15:52,010 --> 01:15:53,543
Stay close.

1211
01:15:54,078 --> 01:15:55,812
Okay.

1212
01:16:05,323 --> 01:16:07,090
Oh, no.

1213
01:16:07,792 --> 01:16:08,992
Hello, buddy!

1214
01:16:11,864 --> 01:16:15,265
Now, you are my victim?

1215
01:16:16,367 --> 01:16:20,737
Stretch, it looks like our journey
has come to an end.

1216
01:16:22,140 --> 01:16:24,207
- You've been a wonderful driver.
- What?

1217
01:16:24,809 --> 01:16:26,846
Where are you going?

1218
01:16:26,946 --> 01:16:30,666
And now, I'm going to fuck you up, dick!

1219
01:16:32,881 --> 01:16:35,222
Chill, drago. Let him go.

1220
01:16:35,955 --> 01:16:39,456
He owes me six grand, so,
before you fuck him up, I need to collect.

1221
01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:41,158
Trucha.

1222
01:16:43,194 --> 01:16:44,928
Mr. Karos!

1223
01:16:45,163 --> 01:16:46,198
Wait. Will you just...

1224
01:16:46,298 --> 01:16:48,134
I need to... settle a bill.

1225
01:16:48,234 --> 01:16:50,369
Would you mind letting me go there?

1226
01:16:53,538 --> 01:16:55,105
Have a rape party with them.

1227
01:16:58,008 --> 01:17:00,677
All that's left is the, the tip.

1228
01:17:01,512 --> 01:17:03,179
The gratuity.

1229
01:17:04,349 --> 01:17:06,816
Let me know...

1230
01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:30,810
You were late getting back to me.

1231
01:17:30,910 --> 01:17:32,745
No.

1232
01:17:32,845 --> 01:17:37,981
And to quote you,
"Life is nothing but timing."

1233
01:17:40,618 --> 01:17:42,852
Told you I was gonna steal that one.

1234
01:17:44,555 --> 01:17:47,223
Like I've stolen everything else before.

1235
01:17:49,394 --> 01:17:53,465
But that's not the reason you're getting
fucked, I was just having fun.

1236
01:17:53,565 --> 01:17:58,068
Truth is, you were always gonna get
fucked, pal, because you are a beta male!

1237
01:17:59,771 --> 01:18:04,677
And I grind guys like you down
to make my bread.

1238
01:18:04,777 --> 01:18:08,514
Promise of six grand was all it took
to fit you for strings.

1239
01:18:08,614 --> 01:18:12,415
Now, who but an absolute asshole
would bank on a $6,000 tip?

1240
01:18:14,752 --> 01:18:16,586
Sound familiar?

1241
01:18:17,255 --> 01:18:19,222
I said that first.

1242
01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:25,195
Take comfort in this.

1243
01:18:26,297 --> 01:18:28,198
You got beat by the best.

1244
01:18:29,934 --> 01:18:34,372
By a bona fide, true, blue-blooded

1245
01:18:34,472 --> 01:18:37,243
bad guy.

1246
01:18:37,343 --> 01:18:40,713
I eat, sleep, fuck, earn,

1247
01:18:40,813 --> 01:18:43,646
ergo, I survive.

1248
01:18:44,515 --> 01:18:47,553
And when this whole marble
has finally melted down

1249
01:18:47,653 --> 01:18:52,989
and the roaches are running what remains,
I will be crowned their king!

1250
01:18:57,462 --> 01:19:00,296
Because I am a fire starter, Stretch.

1251
01:19:02,433 --> 01:19:05,768
And you are

1252
01:19:06,370 --> 01:19:08,004
not!

1253
01:19:18,349 --> 01:19:19,816
Cops.

1254
01:19:21,019 --> 01:19:22,755
Drop the fucking gun!

1255
01:19:22,855 --> 01:19:24,320
Feds.

1256
01:19:25,356 --> 01:19:26,823
That's Karos.

1257
01:19:27,392 --> 01:19:28,625
Fuck.

1258
01:19:29,293 --> 01:19:31,096
You're a fucking fed?

1259
01:19:31,196 --> 01:19:32,798
That's right,
I'm a fucking fed, asshole!

1260
01:19:32,898 --> 01:19:34,233
Drop the briefcase, turn around,

1261
01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:35,868
put your hands on your head.
How about that?

1262
01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,369
Stretch, you're going to jail.

1263
01:19:37,469 --> 01:19:38,271
Do it!

1264
01:19:38,371 --> 01:19:41,440
After all this?
After this fucking night?

1265
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:46,912
You lost, you let
a lying-piece-of-shit crook play you.

1266
01:19:47,012 --> 01:19:48,871
And now, you're going down with him.

1267
01:19:49,747 --> 01:19:51,082
Gun.

1268
01:19:51,182 --> 01:19:52,985
Gun!

1269
01:19:53,085 --> 01:19:55,351
Holy shit! You have to do something.

1270
01:19:57,488 --> 01:20:01,093
Your whole life has led to this night,
this very moment.

1271
01:20:01,193 --> 01:20:02,659
Do something.

1272
01:20:03,594 --> 01:20:05,995
You have got to do something.

1273
01:20:07,565 --> 01:20:09,866
Own the space.

1274
01:20:10,368 --> 01:20:12,001
Own it!

1275
01:20:14,572 --> 01:20:16,942
He couldn't have been
more wrong about me.

1276
01:20:17,042 --> 01:20:19,342
I am a fire starter.

1277
01:20:23,548 --> 01:20:25,451
And now we're on fire.

1278
01:20:32,523 --> 01:20:33,990
Iggy!

1279
01:20:34,358 --> 01:20:36,259
Here's your six grand!

1280
01:20:56,380 --> 01:20:58,989
You're under arrest!
Get up! Get the fuck up!

1281
01:21:08,726 --> 01:21:12,295
You got balls, Stretch! Big balls!

1282
01:21:12,630 --> 01:21:14,130
Argh!

1283
01:21:22,907 --> 01:21:25,375
Yeah! That's more like it.

1284
01:22:29,340 --> 01:22:32,475
Hi... coffee, please. Black.

1285
01:22:38,082 --> 01:22:39,915
Sorry, babe.

1286
01:22:59,670 --> 01:23:01,504
I knew you weren't French.

1287
01:23:01,839 --> 01:23:04,407
I'm about as French as you are LAPD.

1288
01:23:06,377 --> 01:23:07,946
Speaking of...

1289
01:23:08,046 --> 01:23:10,115
Told you I'd get those ledgers for you.

1290
01:23:10,215 --> 01:23:14,286
Yeah, but what you didn't tell me is you were
gonna throw away my $300,000 to do it.

1291
01:23:14,386 --> 01:23:17,456
I thought Karos was gonna shoot.

1292
01:23:17,556 --> 01:23:20,459
Somebody would've returned fire,
then somebody else might've gotten killed.

1293
01:23:20,559 --> 01:23:23,295
I didn't know Karos was a,
was an FBI target.

1294
01:23:23,395 --> 01:23:26,795
I thought he was just some rich flake
that I could make a big tip off of.

1295
01:23:31,303 --> 01:23:33,872
I don't know how
it sort of snowballed on me.

1296
01:23:33,972 --> 01:23:36,339
Just one thing led to another and...

1297
01:23:38,376 --> 01:23:39,909
Look at me.

1298
01:23:40,711 --> 01:23:42,578
It doesn't take much

1299
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:44,881
to go from good to bad.

1300
01:23:46,550 --> 01:23:50,489
Smallest, dumbest little twist
of fate sometimes.

1301
01:23:50,589 --> 01:23:54,059
I didn't believe in that, "fate,"
before last night.

1302
01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:58,027
My friend,
everything happens for a reason.

1303
01:23:58,929 --> 01:24:00,730
Has to be that way.

1304
01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,669
It'd be too depressing otherwise.

1305
01:24:03,769 --> 01:24:06,738
So, am I going to jail then?

1306
01:24:06,838 --> 01:24:09,174
If you are, I'm not taking you.
You taking him?

1307
01:24:09,274 --> 01:24:11,143
- Nah.
- Nah.

1308
01:24:11,243 --> 01:24:12,678
Karos is locked up, hopefully, for life.

1309
01:24:12,778 --> 01:24:15,314
I'm gonna go home and see if my wife
still recognizes me.

1310
01:24:15,414 --> 01:24:17,049
You're out of a job.

1311
01:24:17,149 --> 01:24:19,151
You have warrants outstanding,
and you're probably gonna be the target

1312
01:24:19,251 --> 01:24:23,286
of multiple lawsuits. So, I'd say you're
swimming in your fair share of shit.

1313
01:24:24,488 --> 01:24:25,490
Pretty much.

1314
01:24:25,590 --> 01:24:27,223
You're on your own now, pal.

1315
01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:29,225
Good luck.

1316
01:24:32,797 --> 01:24:34,531
You should do it professionally.

1317
01:24:34,665 --> 01:24:36,168
What?

1318
01:24:36,268 --> 01:24:38,904
Acting. You should do it professionally
'cause you're good, man.

1319
01:24:39,004 --> 01:24:41,440
I mean, you're really good.
I totally believed everything you were doing.

1320
01:24:41,540 --> 01:24:42,874
- Really?
- Yeah!

1321
01:24:42,974 --> 01:24:44,743
Thank you.

1322
01:24:44,843 --> 01:24:49,479
If I'm you, next time I'm sitting in a limo,
I'm in the backseat.

1323
01:24:57,621 --> 01:24:59,088
Thank you.

1324
01:27:26,637 --> 01:27:30,876
If you like stories about chance
and coincidence and fate,

1325
01:27:30,976 --> 01:27:32,793
then here's one you've never heard.

1326
01:27:33,978 --> 01:27:35,845
Boy meets girl...

1327
01:27:38,616 --> 01:27:43,019
Girl is the one he's been
looking for his entire life.

1328
01:28:00,971 --> 01:28:02,672
Yes, indeed.

1329
01:29:35,165 --> 01:29:37,068
Go. And set.

1330
01:29:37,168 --> 01:29:39,204
Two cameras, A mark.

1331
01:29:39,304 --> 01:29:40,705
- And action.
- Action.

1332
01:29:40,805 --> 01:29:42,073
Action!

1333
01:29:42,173 --> 01:29:45,041
- Those are the things I asked for?
- Yeah.

1334
01:29:46,310 --> 01:29:47,751
Scotch?

1335
01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:50,028
Caulking gun?

1336
01:29:53,984 --> 01:29:54,853
Cheese puff?

1337
01:29:55,453 --> 01:29:56,919
One?

1338
01:30:02,659 --> 01:30:06,031
Wilford Brimley's office, please?

1339
01:30:06,131 --> 01:30:10,035
She just looks so ridiculously happy,
doesn't she?

1340
01:30:10,135 --> 01:30:12,537
Not to rub salt in the wound,
but I hear the groom-to-be has

1341
01:30:12,637 --> 01:30:15,840
a gorilla-sized cock

1342
01:30:15,940 --> 01:30:19,376
and a tongue like an octopus.

1343
01:30:20,812 --> 01:30:22,812
B mark, action!

1344
01:30:31,021 --> 01:30:33,391
J. Edgar Hoover. Do you know who he is?

1345
01:30:33,491 --> 01:30:35,026
I do.

1346
01:30:35,126 --> 01:30:37,028
He's Leonardo Di Caprio.

1347
01:30:37,128 --> 01:30:38,630
- Not the same person.
- Yep.

1348
01:30:38,730 --> 01:30:41,800
- No, he played him in a movie.
- Arnie Hanger.

1349
01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:44,101
Oh, I thought you'd get that.

1350
01:30:44,201 --> 01:30:45,637
B mark.

1351
01:30:45,737 --> 01:30:48,106
Scotch? Tracksuit?

1352
01:30:48,206 --> 01:30:50,942
Caulking gun? Cheese Fritos?

1353
01:30:51,042 --> 01:30:53,843
Cold vanilla milk?

1354
01:30:55,813 --> 01:30:56,715
Raven's blood.

1355
01:31:00,417 --> 01:31:01,653
Could you be...

1356
01:31:01,753 --> 01:31:03,455
Fuck!

1357
01:31:03,655 --> 01:31:05,256
It's on fire, it's on fire.

1358
01:31:07,692 --> 01:31:10,128
I thought you were gonna
shit the bed for sure.

1359
01:31:10,228 --> 01:31:13,098
And I don't take cocaine.

1360
01:31:13,198 --> 01:31:15,734
- Your mistake.
- My fucking mistake.

1361
01:31:15,834 --> 01:31:19,401
Sound coming from the rear
of the limo, and Ed.

1362
01:31:19,870 --> 01:31:21,403
Jesus!

1363
01:31:22,372 --> 01:31:24,976
I knew Karos like to fist.

1364
01:31:25,076 --> 01:31:27,843
But it sounds like he's footing, right?

1365
01:31:36,386 --> 01:31:39,691
I'm trying... I'm trying to get
that visual out of my head.

1366
01:31:39,791 --> 01:31:42,907
Great. It's fine. Get it all out now.

1367
01:31:43,528 --> 01:31:45,864
- Raven's blood, falcon hair.
- Falcon hair?

1368
01:31:45,964 --> 01:31:46,965
Here we go.

1369
01:31:47,065 --> 01:31:48,998
Bring me Wilford Brimley's mustache.

1370
01:31:50,300 --> 01:31:52,103
Oh, shit!

1371
01:31:52,403 --> 01:31:55,707
Wilford, Wilford, give me your treat.

1372
01:31:58,742 --> 01:32:02,313
I'll lick you sour or lick you sweet.

1373
01:32:04,047 --> 01:32:06,549
That's amazing.

1374
01:32:12,490 --> 01:32:15,693
Oh, man! Do it again.

1375
01:32:16,427 --> 01:32:17,996
Arnie Hanger?

1376
01:32:18,096 --> 01:32:19,664
- All right, you got it.
- Arnie. I got it, I got it.

1377
01:32:20,501 --> 01:32:21,299
Okay.

1378
01:32:21,399 --> 01:32:24,169
- No, they're not the same person.
- Yes, they are. Do you know...

1379
01:32:24,269 --> 01:32:26,671
- No, you got it. Come on.
- I got it.

1380
01:32:26,771 --> 01:32:29,410
- They're...
- Do you know who Arnie Hanger is?

1381
01:32:29,510 --> 01:32:32,208
You got it. This is the best thing.

1382
01:32:32,976 --> 01:32:34,913
Still rolling, guys.

1383
01:32:35,013 --> 01:32:36,681
He just saved
the whole movie right there.

1384
01:32:36,781 --> 01:32:38,216
Scotch?

1385
01:32:38,316 --> 01:32:40,085
Weedos?

1386
01:32:40,185 --> 01:32:42,551
What the hell are weedos?

1387
01:32:44,855 --> 01:32:47,826
It's like a 10-minute ride, dude.
Let me Jigga Jay-Z this motherfucker.

1388
01:32:47,926 --> 01:32:50,228
- Fifty bucks per block.
- That's like 10 blocks, dude.

1389
01:32:50,328 --> 01:32:53,929
Come on, you're about to sign
a big recording contract, boy.

1390
01:33:02,707 --> 01:33:04,342
The first one was better.

1391
01:33:04,442 --> 01:33:07,378
You're gonna see some shit up close
you've never seen before.

1392
01:33:07,478 --> 01:33:08,947
'Cause you won't be able to.

1393
01:33:09,047 --> 01:33:10,882
Won't be able to see it?

1394
01:33:10,982 --> 01:33:13,518
Fuck! Motherfucker!

1395
01:33:13,618 --> 01:33:16,060
What's up, baby? Yeah, yeah!

1396
01:33:16,186 --> 01:33:17,956
Oh! It burns!

1397
01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:21,392
Put rotating parallels on his ass
because straight tails...

1398
01:33:21,492 --> 01:33:24,262
And action. Cut.

1399
01:33:24,362 --> 01:33:26,295
What a dick.

1400
01:33:34,522 --> 01:33:37,039
We should probably find
our marks at this point.

1401
01:33:37,474 --> 01:33:39,008
Or not.

1402
01:33:43,267 --> 01:33:44,215
Where's Leon?

1403
01:33:44,315 --> 01:33:45,981
What are you doing, Leon?

1404
01:33:47,551 --> 01:33:50,319
Arnie Hanger is his lover.

1405
01:33:50,921 --> 01:33:52,390
You're gonna need some tampons.

1406
01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:57,796
- Fuck!
- No, we're good, we're good.

1407
01:33:57,896 --> 01:34:00,732
See? Wilford Brimley.

1408
01:34:00,832 --> 01:34:04,068
You got him. Wilford Brimley,
the sun is going down.

1409
01:34:04,168 --> 01:34:05,968
There we go.

1410
01:34:08,935 --> 01:34:10,761
Cut! Cut!

1411
01:34:11,609 --> 01:34:13,008
And we're a hit.