Melee generator

$name : melee-weapon generator
$author : kikinak
$button : new weapon

$type
scythe
sword
ax
mace
maul
sickle
whip
greatsword
bastard sword
chainsaw {30%}
katana
keyblade {20%}
chainsaw-sword {20%}
katar
set of katars
knife
dagger
pata
staff
bo-staff
pair of daggers
saw
little something {30%}
secret project {%15%}
kusari-gama
urumi
khopesh
club
pike
halberd
pole-arm
hammer
warhammer
board with a nail in it {40%}
drill
lance
wand
set of blades that fit over your hands so it's like you have claws

$length
[4-11] inches long
[2-10] feet long
1 foot long
1 foot [2-11] inches long
[2-10] feet [2-11] inches long
1 foot 1 inch long
[2-10] feet 1 inch long
longer than you are tall
ginormous {50%}
tiny {50%}

$weight
a pound
[2-100] pounds
half a pound
a ton
too much to lift
lighter than a feather
next to nothing

$material
gold
silver
bronze
iron
steel
wood
brass
bones
random crap I had laying around {50%}
stone
a gigantic diamond {50%}
obsidian
a series of complex mechanisms
gemstones
copper
glass
plastic
rubber
completely child-safe materials {50%}
duct tape {50%}

$title
Crescent
Rose
Justice
Shroud
Reflection
Kingdom
Safety
Holy
Righteous
Bison
Wolf
Fang
Mirror
Affection
Royal
Thunder
Frost
Flame
Shadow
Light
Earth
Darkness
Vagabond
Terror
Gold
Jewel
Life
Death
Key
Soul
Horn
Blade
Peak
Summit
Horizon
Mountain
Fist
Spike
Thorn
Marionette
Talon
Divine
Banishment
Exile
Spark
Shining
Metal
Lust
Greed
Wrath
Sloth
Envy
Glutton
Pride
Hope
Charity
Kindness
Temperance
Chastity
Diligence
Patience
Humility
Cardinal
Beacon
Signal
Unholy

$description
This here's my finest work! It's [an] [type] I call The [title] [title]. It's [length], weighs [weight], is made out of [material], and decorated with [material]! I suppose I could let it go for [1-1000] [gold|silver|copper].