Responding to a message "How to ganja"

Honestly, buy yourself a cheap pipe and see if you like it. Once you've done that, then you can start investing in better pieces. My first pipe was made with an apple, so I got to have a snack afterwards, too.

Once you've purchased your bud, just cut it up with scissors or tear it apart with your fingers a lot. Once you've got a nice little amount, place it in your pipe and smoke it. If you've never used a pipe before, be sure you read how to use one and practice beforehand. Don't look like a total spaz during your first hit. Be prepared.

As far as getting weed goes, though, just ask around. Don't buy shady shit off the streets and be sure to inquire as to its origin. Those commercials back in the day about the drug trade supporting terrorism are true to an extent, but buying drugs that come along the same routes used by human traffickers and other such vermin does help to finance those activities. Buy from local growers always, refuse anything else. You don't want to buy a tomato grown in Singapore and you're living in England, do you? No, you want to support your local growers that are honest growers. Support the local economy and everyone profits. The same thing here with weed. Be a socially responsible smoker, because it's all about the mutual love. Go green when smoking the green, you know?

Once you've toked up, though, sit back and enjoy it. Watch your favorite movie, you'll love it even more after that. Eat your favorite food. Mmmm. That pizza you love just got a whole lot better, didn't it? Yes it most certainly did.

Have fun during your first time, whether you do it with friends or are alone. Welcome to r/trees, brother.