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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
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- 'No pieces of the body
- have been found,
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- 00:00:19,275 --> 00:00:23,280
- 'and the authorities say,
- "Sea monsters aren't real."'
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- Ahoy! And salutations!
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- 00:00:29,452 --> 00:00:32,890
- My name is Captain Seafield.
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- 00:00:32,923 --> 00:00:36,294
- 'The authorities say,
- "Sea monsters aren't real.
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- 00:00:36,326 --> 00:00:39,729
- '"Or for that matter,
- lake monsters."'
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- 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:41,498
- One month ago,
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- 00:00:41,531 --> 00:00:44,534
- me and a fellow
- ship captain of mine
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- 00:00:44,567 --> 00:00:46,903
- ventured out
- on a morning fishing trip
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- upon the great tides
- of Lake Michigan.
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- 00:00:50,473 --> 00:00:54,644
- As we cast our lines,
- suddenly from out of nowhere,
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- 00:00:54,677 --> 00:00:58,949
- a Hellish sea monster crept up
- from the shallow depths,
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- boarded our vessel,
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- and killed my associate.
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- It then dragged him underwater
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- and vanished
- into the murky abyss.
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- The victim here was my father.
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- 00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:18,868
- 'The authorities say,
- "Sea monsters aren't real.
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- '"Or for that matter,
- lake monsters."'
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- 00:01:21,638 --> 00:01:25,242
- And so, I have hired
- a group of specialists
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- to help me locate the beast
- and murder it.
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- 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:43,995
- 'Sean Shaughnessy,
- weapons expert.
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- 'Nedge Pepsi, sonar individual.'
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- 00:02:00,843 --> 00:02:02,479
- 'And Dick Flynn,
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- 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:05,049
- 'former officer at the Nautical
- Athletes Adventure Yunit.
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- 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:08,618
- 'Sometimes referred to
- as the "N.A.V.Y."'
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- 00:02:08,651 --> 00:02:10,487
- And there it is!
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- The team of the century!
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- - Sean Shaughnessy.
- - How big is this monster?
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- Excellent question.
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- This is a lion.
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- This is a tiger.
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- It's as big as a lion.
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- What does it look like?
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- Monstrous.
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- Right?
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- 00:02:51,495 --> 00:02:52,997
- Do we have a boat?
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- 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:55,032
- It's pronounced "pontoon".
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- 00:02:55,064 --> 00:02:56,901
- But we shan't be needing it
- for anything other
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- than general seafaring
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- 00:02:58,435 --> 00:02:59,870
- as our hunt will be boat-less,
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- 00:02:59,902 --> 00:03:02,639
- for, you see,
- our monster resides...
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- 00:03:04,707 --> 00:03:06,343
- - ...here.
- - Is that...?
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- 00:03:06,377 --> 00:03:08,379
- - Lake Michigan.
- - We know it's Lake Michigan.
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- 00:03:08,412 --> 00:03:09,813
- It's the name of the movie.
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- 00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:16,921
- Yes, but more precisely
- it lives here,
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- off the shore
- of my lighthouse island.
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- I tell you, we weren't
- one fathom in the water
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- when the beast slew my father.
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- Wait, I thought you said
- he was thrown overboard
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- on a fishing trip.
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- 00:03:28,765 --> 00:03:30,700
- Well, he was, by the beast.
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- And that is precisely
- why we must find and kill
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- the Lake Michigan Monster!
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- Right. But you said you weren't
- one fathom out on the lake
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- before the monster struck?
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- - Well, we weren't.
- - One fathom?
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- You were one fathom off the
- shore for a fishing trip?
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- - Yes!
- - You know how long a fathom is?
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- It's six feet.
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- Bah!
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- F.A.T.H.O.M.:
- Facultative Aquatic Taffrail
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- Haliographic
- Opinion Measurement.
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- I'm not sure that's right.
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- What did you take the boat out
- and instantaneously run aground?
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- - Then cast your fishing lines?
- - What else is in that podium?
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- 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:19,149
- Well, maybe that's precisely
- what happened!
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- Now why the hell is that
- so hard to grasp? Oh, God...
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- Hey, what's going on here?
- Seafield!
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- For the love of God,
- stop using my classroom!
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- Expelled means expelled!
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- Lake Michigan...
- this is where it all happens.
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- Here's the deal.
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- This is the beach.
- There's the water.
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- Here we are right now.
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- Nedge has set up the sonar
- station over there.
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- When Nedge flips the switch,
- Sean Shaughnessy will give Dick
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- his monster-killing weapon
- of choice.
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- Then, Dick, you're going to walk
- ten paces to the kayak, get in,
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- row yourself out to sea,
- dive in, and begin your search.
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- Back on land, Sean Shaughnessy
- will be lookout,
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- while Nedge and I watch for
- any blips on the Sonar 2000.
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- It shall be known as:
- Operation Annihilation!
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- One. Two. Three.
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- Four. Five. Six.
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- Seven. Eight...
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- Nine.
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- Uh, ten!
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- He's in.
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- Has he found anything?
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- Negative.
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- Go give him a hand,
- Sean Shaughnessy.
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- Right.
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- That's my weapons expert.
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- So, Seafield, what's it like
- being a ship captain?
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- 00:08:14,850 --> 00:08:16,353
- - Seafield.
- - What?
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- 00:08:16,386 --> 00:08:18,689
- How do you like being
- a ship captain?
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- I'm not a ship captain.
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- What? I thought that was
- kind of your thing.
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- - I hope Dick's okay.
- - Did you get it?
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- Nope. False alarm.
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- You almost shot me!
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- There's nothing down there,
- Seafield.
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- Damn. Well, you all tried
- your best.
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- Let's regroup at my place
- and drink bourbon.
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- Nedge, go wake up
- Sean Shaughnessy.
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- 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:41,404
- You know, I really thought
- that plan would work.
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- 00:09:41,437 --> 00:09:44,240
- Oh, well, a marginal setback.
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- 00:09:44,274 --> 00:09:45,908
- What's our next plan of attack?
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- Ha-ha! Attack.
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- 00:09:48,345 --> 00:09:51,281
- Spoken like a true
- weapons expert.
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- That's why I got you,
- Sean Shaughnessy.
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- Violence is always on your mind.
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- Much like that
- of the creature's.
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- With a gun or a knife
- we must end this monster's life.
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- 00:10:08,831 --> 00:10:10,867
- So what's our next plan
- of attack?
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- 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:14,170
- - Who wants fish sticks?
- - Oh, here we go!
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- 00:10:14,203 --> 00:10:15,872
- Martha, you spoil us!
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- 00:10:15,905 --> 00:10:18,174
- Now, now, even
- the Team of the Century
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- has to eat once in a while.
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- 00:10:20,009 --> 00:10:22,011
- - Thank you.
- - She's right, you know.
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- 00:10:22,044 --> 00:10:26,415
- Food gives us energy, and energy
- is what, Sean Shaughnessy?
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- 00:10:26,448 --> 00:10:28,317
- Uh, energy is...
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- 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:31,421
- - A good thing!
- - Energy is a good thing, idiot.
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- 00:10:31,453 --> 00:10:33,356
- Martha, did you happen
- to bring the ketchup?
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- 00:10:33,389 --> 00:10:36,156
- Did I happen to bring ketchup?
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- 00:10:36,158 --> 00:10:38,795
- Martha! She knows me too well.
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- 00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:42,832
- Okay, now you all enjoy. Plates
- and napkins are here in the bar.
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- 00:10:42,865 --> 00:10:44,433
- Thank you, thank you.
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- 00:10:44,466 --> 00:10:46,336
- And don't forget, tomorrow
- you've got that field trip.
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- 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:49,907
- - Alright. Alright, Martha.
- - Thank you.
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- 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,108
- Martha.
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- 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,876
- My wife.
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- Ah, very nice.
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- - Nedge?
- - Oh, yeah?
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- 00:10:59,115 --> 00:11:00,551
- - Come on.
- - What?
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- Let's hear it.
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- 00:11:03,854 --> 00:11:05,422
- - Ah...
- - Uh...
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- 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:07,424
- Oh! Uh...
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- 00:11:07,456 --> 00:11:10,494
- - To the Team of the Century!
- - Ah, very nice.
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- 00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:15,966
- Not bad.
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- 00:11:15,999 --> 00:11:17,267
- - Oh!
- - Urgh!
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- 00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:19,302
- Shit, that's bad!
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- 00:11:19,336 --> 00:11:22,438
- - Urgh! No one else try that!
- - No one would do that.
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- 00:11:22,471 --> 00:11:24,240
- Urgh! I need ketchup!
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- 00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:27,410
- So, here's the new deal.
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- 00:11:27,443 --> 00:11:29,545
- This is the beach again.
- There's the water again.
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- 00:11:29,578 --> 00:11:31,180
- Here we are right now again.
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- 00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:33,317
- Nedge has set up the sonar
- station over there again.
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- 00:11:33,350 --> 00:11:34,951
- When Nedge flips
- the switch again,
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- 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,186
- Sean Shaughnessy will give Dick
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- his monster-killing weapon
- of choice again.
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- 00:11:37,921 --> 00:11:40,524
- Then, you'll walk ten paces
- to the kayak, get in again,
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- 00:11:40,557 --> 00:11:42,491
- row yourself out to the sea
- again, dive in again,
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- 00:11:42,524 --> 00:11:44,093
- and begin your search again.
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- 00:11:44,126 --> 00:11:45,361
- Back on land, Sean Shaughnessy
- will be lookout again,
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- 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:48,598
- while Nedge and I watch for any
- blips on the Sonar 2000 again.
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- 00:11:48,631 --> 00:11:54,237
- Except this time, it shall be
- known as: Operation Nauty Lady.
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- 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,342
- - Why, though?
- - Why what?
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- 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:02,144
- I mean, I like the name
- and everything,
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- 00:12:02,177 --> 00:12:04,047
- I think it's really clever.
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- 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,617
- But what does it have to do
- with anything?
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- 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,091
- Whoa, hey!
- Where are my clothes?
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- 00:12:17,427 --> 00:12:20,096
- You must be naked
- for the nauty lady!
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- 00:12:20,129 --> 00:12:21,631
- What the hell does that mean?
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- Last night I finished my fish
- sticks and I got to thinking.
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- 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,636
- What if this monster is a lady?
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- 00:12:26,669 --> 00:12:29,005
- Well, then, naturally
- she'd be attracted
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- 00:12:29,038 --> 00:12:30,673
- to a naked swimming man.
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- 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,942
- - Naturally.
- - I didn't sign up for this!
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- 00:12:32,975 --> 00:12:36,279
- - Where are my clothes?
- - Oh, and by the way...
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- 00:12:36,312 --> 00:12:40,116
- ...I forgot to hand out these
- last night.
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- 00:12:40,149 --> 00:12:43,319
- Your payment
- for all your hard work.
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- 00:12:43,352 --> 00:12:45,388
- Nedge Pepsi.
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- 00:12:45,422 --> 00:12:47,691
- Sean Shaughnessy.
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- 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:50,927
- And... Mr. Dick Flynn.
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- 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,205
- You know what, Seafield?
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- 00:13:02,238 --> 00:13:04,374
- I actually think
- this is a really good plan.
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- 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:06,475
- - Right?
- - The monster will see me naked.
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- 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:08,478
- - It'll wanna get on top of me!
- - I think so, too.
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- 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:10,447
- That's when I'll stab it
- in its neck.
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- 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,981
- That's the spirit, Dick!
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- 00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:15,119
- Now, everyone in position!
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- 00:13:36,172 --> 00:13:38,108
- Let's not shoot at me
- this time.
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- 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,243
- I take my orders
- from the Captain.
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- 00:13:43,212 --> 00:13:45,581
- Now I know why
- they call him Dick.
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- 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:47,317
- Why?
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- 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:50,153
- Because... he has a penis.
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- 00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:54,991
- Seven.
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- 00:13:55,024 --> 00:13:56,326
- Eight.
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- 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,403
- Nine. Ten.
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- 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,609
- - So brave.
- - Mm-hmm...
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- 00:14:19,581 --> 00:14:20,650
- He's in.
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- 00:14:27,724 --> 00:14:30,627
- - Would you date him?
- - Uh...
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- 00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:33,462
- I don't really date teammates.
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- 00:14:33,495 --> 00:14:35,499
- I don't date at all
- because I'm a married man.
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- 00:14:35,532 --> 00:14:37,234
- It's one of those things
- you can't be doing
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- 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:38,802
- once you're married.
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- 00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:40,704
- Of course, I can still remember
- me and Martha's first date...
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- 00:14:40,736 --> 00:14:45,074
- - Keep an eye on the sonar.
- - Haunted beer garden.
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- 00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:58,521
- I got something!
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- 00:14:58,554 --> 00:15:02,025
- As do we, old chap!
- Good job, Nedge!
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- 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,369
- Wow, this thing's actually
- pretty big.
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- 00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:14,237
- Monster's aren't small, Nedge.
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- 00:15:14,269 --> 00:15:15,538
- Except for centipedes.
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- 00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:17,807
- Except for centipedes.
- This is true.
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- 00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:20,509
- Although small, they are
- quite monstrous, nevertheless.
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- 00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,711
- - All those legs.
- - All those legs are right.
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- It's encircling Dick!
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- 00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:29,452
- Sean Shaughnessy,
- prepare to lock and load!
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- 00:15:29,485 --> 00:15:30,553
- Right!
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- 00:15:32,355 --> 00:15:34,124
- Alright, Sean Shaughnessy,
- get in there and...
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- 00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:39,262
- Not seeing anything, Seafield.
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- 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,112
- Dick!
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- 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,483
- Dick!
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- 00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:22,605
- Alright, Sean Shaughnessy,
- get in there!
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- 00:16:22,639 --> 00:16:25,442
- Kill the monster! Kill it!
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- 00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:27,478
- Damn it, Sean Shaughnessy!
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- 00:16:28,443 --> 00:16:30,146
- Alright, Nedge, you're up!
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- 00:16:30,179 --> 00:16:32,448
- I don't know, I'm really
- more of a sonar individual.
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- 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:51,500
- Dick! Dick! Thank Poseidon
- you're alright. He lives!
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- 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,302
- - Where are my clothes?
- - Nedge?
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- 00:16:53,336 --> 00:16:55,305
- So, did you kill it?
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- 00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:57,307
- Did I kill it? No!
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- 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:58,875
- Then how are you possibly
- still alive?
- 227
- 00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:01,411
- I dunno. One minute
- he had me all wrapped up,
- 228
- 00:17:01,443 --> 00:17:03,312
- then the next he was gone.
- 229
- 00:17:03,346 --> 00:17:04,681
- Dear God!
- 230
- 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:08,384
- - Did you get a good look at it?
- - No. Felt slimy.
- 231
- 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:11,554
- - You owe me a family heirloom.
- - Yes, I do.
- 232
- 00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,423
- I'll give you the money.
- 233
- 00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:15,358
- Thank you, Seafield.
- 234
- 00:17:18,627 --> 00:17:20,462
- Hey, guys, sorry!
- 235
- 00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:22,732
- Sorry, my friend's terrible
- at volleyball.
- 236
- 00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:25,402
- Get out of here, Girlie!
- 237
- 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,310
- I didn't believe him.
- 238
- 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,946
- None of us did.
- 239
- 00:17:35,979 --> 00:17:39,548
- Hmm...
- A sea monster? Ridiculous.
- 240
- 00:17:39,582 --> 00:17:42,853
- But he was right. That
- eccentric bastard was right.
- 241
- 00:17:49,892 --> 00:17:53,663
- - Wow.
- - That big? Wow.
- 242
- 00:17:55,731 --> 00:17:59,469
- So this huge monster
- has you in its grasp
- 243
- 00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:00,803
- and then it just lets you go.
- 244
- 00:18:00,836 --> 00:18:03,640
- - Not a scratch.
- - I wonder why.
- 245
- 00:18:03,673 --> 00:18:05,808
- - Terrifying nevertheless.
- - Ah...
- 246
- 00:18:08,411 --> 00:18:11,381
- By the way, Seafield,
- not a real sea captain.
- 247
- 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,516
- - Wait, seriously?
- - No, I am not!
- 248
- 00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,618
- There, happy, Nedge?
- I'm docking your pay.
- 249
- 00:18:15,652 --> 00:18:17,653
- - Where did you come from?
- - Phoenix.
- 250
- 00:18:17,686 --> 00:18:19,521
- Uh... no, just now.
- 251
- 00:18:19,555 --> 00:18:21,490
- Trapdoor. It's my house, Nedge.
- 252
- 00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:23,359
- This is some really
- good bourbon.
- 253
- 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,496
- Isn't it? Ashcroft brought me
- back a barrel from Glasgow.
- 254
- 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:28,498
- - Scotland?
- - Kentucky.
- 255
- 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:30,666
- It's bourbon, after all.
- 256
- 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:35,872
- - Not... a moor.
- - Who's Ashcroft?
- 257
- 00:18:35,904 --> 00:18:38,241
- I be Ashcroft!
- 258
- 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,379
- I know. Tell them.
- 259
- 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,980
- I be Ashcroft!
- 260
- 00:18:45,013 --> 00:18:47,516
- So, you're searching
- for the old man, eh?
- 261
- 00:18:47,549 --> 00:18:50,452
- That's right, and this is
- my band of rowdy cutthroats,
- 262
- 00:18:50,486 --> 00:18:52,990
- Dick, Nedge,
- and Sean Shaughnessy.
- 263
- 00:18:57,727 --> 00:19:00,764
- Well, I suppose
- you could've done worse.
- 264
- 00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:04,500
- You have a fine taste
- in whiskey, sir!
- 265
- 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:05,969
- It's ruined me life!
- 266
- 00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:09,306
- - What are we painting here?
- - It's a freaking landscape.
- 267
- 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,611
- Oh, yeah. I can see it.
- 268
- 00:19:14,644 --> 00:19:17,846
- So, how have you been
- hunting this monster?
- 269
- 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,616
- Come aboard!
- 270
- 00:19:20,048 --> 00:19:21,651
- Blades.
- 271
- 00:19:21,683 --> 00:19:22,885
- Guns.
- 272
- 00:19:22,919 --> 00:19:24,854
- - Sonar 2000.
- - Sonar?
- 273
- 00:19:24,886 --> 00:19:26,855
- Too good for the old ways, eh?
- 274
- 00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:29,391
- Ashcroft, you know
- I don't have intuition.
- 275
- 00:19:29,424 --> 00:19:30,559
- He knows that.
- 276
- 00:19:30,593 --> 00:19:31,928
- You don't use sonar
- of any kind?
- 277
- 00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:34,698
- Don't even know what it is,
- to tell you the truth.
- 278
- 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:38,301
- Wait. You don't use...
- How old are you?
- 279
- 00:19:43,472 --> 00:19:44,774
- Thirty.
- 280
- 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:52,615
- After I graduated
- high school in 2005,
- 281
- 00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:55,651
- I went into the longshoreman
- business to join my father.
- 282
- 00:19:55,684 --> 00:20:01,890
- On my first day out, he said,
- "Son! Sonar is for pussies!"
- 283
- 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:04,394
- - And that was the end of it.
- - He never said that.
- 284
- 00:20:04,426 --> 00:20:07,396
- - That was the end of it!
- - He never said that.
- 285
- 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:10,400
- Okay, fine. He never said that.
- 286
- 00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:12,067
- Anyways, the point is,
- 287
- 00:20:12,101 --> 00:20:13,870
- if you're going to catch
- that monster,
- 288
- 00:20:13,903 --> 00:20:15,404
- you're going to have
- to go at night.
- 289
- 00:20:15,438 --> 00:20:18,575
- - Why at night?
- - Monsters come out at night!
- 290
- 00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:21,778
- - Ah, yes.
- - And you'll need one of these!
- 291
- 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:23,612
- Hook your bait with this hook
- 292
- 00:20:23,645 --> 00:20:26,682
- and your monster
- is as good as hooked.
- 293
- 00:20:26,715 --> 00:20:28,150
- I know I'm hooked.
- 294
- 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,918
- - Me, too.
- - Me, three.
- 295
- 00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:31,654
- Gimme that!
- 296
- 00:21:02,617 --> 00:21:08,758
- ♪ And that's when I said
- goodbye... ♪
- 297
- 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,126
- - Yow!
- - Oh, mercy!
- 298
- 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,430
- - Yow!
- - Wonderful!
- 299
- 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,167
- - Whoo-hoo!
- - Oh, wow.
- 300
- 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,635
- Absolutely terrific.
- 301
- 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:23,773
- - Dick, you're a real talent.
- - Ah... I know.
- 302
- 00:21:23,806 --> 00:21:25,642
- - Are you in a band?
- - Use to be.
- 303
- 00:21:25,674 --> 00:21:27,609
- Was the leader
- of the Navy concert band.
- 304
- 00:21:27,643 --> 00:21:29,045
- Like the director?
- 305
- 00:21:29,077 --> 00:21:32,080
- The commanding officer.
- So, yeah, the music director.
- 306
- 00:21:32,114 --> 00:21:34,550
- Youngest in history, in fact.
- 307
- 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,887
- That's quite impressive, Dick.
- I had no idea.
- 308
- 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,557
- It was a lot of fun. Traveling
- the world, doing a lot of shows.
- 309
- 00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:44,193
- Did some NFL games,
- saw the Pyramids in Egypt.
- 310
- 00:21:44,227 --> 00:21:46,763
- - That's awesome.
- - Yeah.
- 311
- 00:21:46,796 --> 00:21:49,132
- - What made you stop?
- - Oh, I was discharged.
- 312
- 00:21:50,232 --> 00:21:51,967
- Oh... okay.
- 313
- 00:21:53,736 --> 00:21:55,572
- Yeah...
- 314
- 00:21:57,606 --> 00:21:59,675
- Honorably, no doubt.
- 315
- 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,846
- Uh...
- 316
- 00:22:05,047 --> 00:22:07,683
- No, not honorably.
- 317
- 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:13,223
- You see, I had lots of...
- sexual misconduct
- 318
- 00:22:13,256 --> 00:22:17,660
- with the woodwind
- and percussion sections.
- 319
- 00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:19,261
- I also shot the timpani player
- 320
- 00:22:19,295 --> 00:22:22,532
- in a very strange
- sequence of events.
- 321
- 00:22:29,305 --> 00:22:31,842
- - So, dishonorable.
- - Look, guy's a character.
- 322
- 00:22:54,063 --> 00:22:56,500
- Battle stations!
- 323
- 00:23:00,269 --> 00:23:02,572
- Wait for it...
- 324
- 00:23:04,205 --> 00:23:05,808
- Now!
- 325
- 00:23:08,911 --> 00:23:11,080
- - 1, 2, 3!
- - Heave!
- 326
- 00:23:11,113 --> 00:23:13,950
- - 1, 2, 3!
- - Heave!
- 327
- 00:23:13,982 --> 00:23:16,318
- - 1, 2, 3!
- - Heave!
- 328
- 00:23:16,352 --> 00:23:18,086
- Here it comes!
- 329
- 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,923
- Sean Shaughnessy!
- 330
- 00:23:20,957 --> 00:23:23,660
- Sean Shaughnessy!
- 331
- 00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:26,195
- Your time is up, monster!
- 332
- 00:23:36,204 --> 00:23:37,773
- What...?
- 333
- 00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:41,778
- Huh...
- 334
- 00:23:44,313 --> 00:23:45,882
- Hmm...
- 335
- 00:23:47,782 --> 00:23:49,752
- It's blank.
- 336
- 00:23:52,288 --> 00:23:54,924
- Oh. Yes, of course.
- 337
- 00:24:02,365 --> 00:24:05,335
- "Be seeing you...
- 338
- 00:24:08,971 --> 00:24:12,875
- "...in your... dreams."
- 339
- 00:25:39,428 --> 00:25:41,264
- Sean Shaughnessy!
- 340
- 00:25:47,368 --> 00:25:49,271
- Does he not have
- his eyebrow make-up on?
- 341
- 00:25:49,305 --> 00:25:51,207
- Sean Shaughnessy!
- 342
- 00:25:55,144 --> 00:25:57,012
- - I got it!
- - Is that an egg?
- 343
- 00:25:57,046 --> 00:25:58,715
- I got the egg!
- 344
- 00:26:02,183 --> 00:26:05,754
- Sean Shaughnessy!
- I got it! I got it!
- 345
- 00:26:05,788 --> 00:26:08,223
- I got the egg! Hee-hee!
- 346
- 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:14,997
- Now! Shoot it, Sean Shaughnessy!
- Shoot the egg!
- 347
- 00:26:15,029 --> 00:26:16,766
- Is that the monster's egg?
- 348
- 00:26:16,798 --> 00:26:19,335
- Yes. I saw some stuff
- while I was sleeping.
- 349
- 00:26:19,367 --> 00:26:20,836
- - Like a dream.
- - That's the one.
- 350
- 00:26:20,869 --> 00:26:23,405
- Where's your eyebrow make-up?
- 351
- 00:26:23,439 --> 00:26:25,374
- I don't know
- what you're talking about!
- 352
- 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,244
- Oh, no, you don't!
- 353
- 00:26:31,247 --> 00:26:33,182
- Kill it! Kill it,
- Sean Shaughnessy!
- 354
- 00:26:33,214 --> 00:26:36,118
- Just like its mama
- killed my daddy!
- 355
- 00:27:06,848 --> 00:27:08,283
- Jesus!
- 356
- 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:20,897
- Chug, chug, chug, chug...
- 357
- 00:27:23,031 --> 00:27:24,533
- Beer!
- 358
- 00:27:26,902 --> 00:27:28,538
- Hurray!
- 359
- 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:30,405
- But did we have
- to kill its baby?
- 360
- 00:27:30,439 --> 00:27:32,008
- Blood for blood,
- Nedge.
- 361
- 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,809
- It kills my father,
- we shoot its egg.
- 362
- 00:27:33,843 --> 00:27:36,045
- - Remind you of anything?
- - Hmm... no.
- 363
- 00:27:36,077 --> 00:27:37,480
- - Iwo Jima.
- - How?
- 364
- 00:27:37,512 --> 00:27:39,247
- Ooh, the candy shop!
- 365
- 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:42,585
- - So... Nedge.
- - Yes?
- 366
- 00:27:42,617 --> 00:27:47,189
- - What is your full name?
- - Nedge Pepsi.
- 367
- 00:27:47,222 --> 00:27:51,493
- No. No, I mean like
- what is Nedge short for?
- 368
- 00:27:53,162 --> 00:27:55,064
- Nedgecraft.
- 369
- 00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:57,465
- "Nedgecraft"?
- 370
- 00:27:57,499 --> 00:27:59,935
- - It's Polish.
- - No, it's not.
- 371
- 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,471
- Your full name is
- "Nedgecraft Pepsi"?
- 372
- 00:28:03,505 --> 00:28:05,241
- Junior.
- 373
- 00:28:05,273 --> 00:28:08,176
- Damn candy store is closed!
- Bunch of pedophiles!
- 374
- 00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,846
- Whoa! Hey, uh...
- So what's our next plan, boss?
- 375
- 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,082
- Ah! The man knows a question
- but not the answer.
- 376
- 00:28:13,115 --> 00:28:15,050
- That's why I asked.
- 377
- 00:28:28,463 --> 00:28:31,333
- Beach, water,
- sonar station.
- 378
- 00:28:31,366 --> 00:28:33,101
- Dick will carry
- the egg carcass...
- 379
- 00:28:33,134 --> 00:28:34,336
- Fully clothed.
- 380
- 00:28:34,369 --> 00:28:35,904
- Fine.
- But not your clothes.
- 381
- 00:28:35,938 --> 00:28:37,139
- Everyone switch clothes.
- 382
- 00:28:37,172 --> 00:28:39,141
- In order to draw
- the sea hag out,
- 383
- 00:28:39,173 --> 00:28:41,911
- Dick will toss the eggshells
- one fathom into the sea.
- 384
- 00:28:41,943 --> 00:28:43,578
- The scent will be intoxicating.
- 385
- 00:28:43,612 --> 00:28:46,182
- The monster maiden
- won't be able to resist.
- 386
- 00:28:46,214 --> 00:28:49,217
- - She must be worried sick.
- - Nedge let's hear it.
- 387
- 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:50,485
- Hear what?
- 388
- 00:28:50,519 --> 00:28:52,121
- The name of the operation,
- of course.
- 389
- 00:28:52,153 --> 00:28:54,289
- Your last one was so clever.
- 390
- 00:28:54,323 --> 00:28:57,259
- How about
- Operation Eggsecution?
- 391
- 00:28:57,292 --> 00:28:58,660
- Ah!
- 392
- 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:00,528
- No, no, wait, that's terrible.
- But listen to this...
- 393
- 00:29:00,561 --> 00:29:03,899
- Operation "Eggscuse me,
- time to die!"
- 394
- 00:29:03,932 --> 00:29:06,603
- And be sure to say that
- when you shoot it in the brain.
- 395
- 00:30:13,102 --> 00:30:15,104
- What is he doing?
- 396
- 00:30:16,238 --> 00:30:18,106
- I don't know.
- 397
- 00:30:25,381 --> 00:30:28,351
- Dick, I don't pay you
- to flirt with inanimate objects!
- 398
- 00:30:28,384 --> 00:30:31,453
- I got a guy for that.
- Name's Howard.
- 399
- 00:30:45,099 --> 00:30:47,702
- - Eagle's landed.
- - Ah! Excellent!
- 400
- 00:30:47,736 --> 00:30:51,741
- Now to play my favorite game
- in the whole wide world.
- 401
- 00:30:51,773 --> 00:30:53,708
- - Ah, the waiting game.
- - Checkers!
- 402
- 00:30:53,741 --> 00:30:55,644
- Is everything alright?
- 403
- 00:30:56,744 --> 00:30:58,146
- Dick?
- 404
- 00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:59,481
- So that's why you brought
- that along.
- 405
- 00:30:59,515 --> 00:31:01,217
- Yes.
- 406
- 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,353
- Why else would I bring checkers
- along if not to play checkers?
- 407
- 00:31:04,385 --> 00:31:07,189
- I think the eggshells
- were just talking to me.
- 408
- 00:31:07,221 --> 00:31:09,224
- They were talking to you?
- 409
- 00:31:10,192 --> 00:31:12,228
- They were communicating.
- 410
- 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:15,030
- Like we had some sort
- of strange connection.
- 411
- 00:31:17,432 --> 00:31:19,535
- What possible reason
- could there be
- 412
- 00:31:19,567 --> 00:31:22,504
- for bringing a game
- such as this to the beach
- 413
- 00:31:22,538 --> 00:31:25,474
- without the intent to play it
- amongst friends?
- 414
- 00:31:26,474 --> 00:31:28,243
- I don't know.
- 415
- 00:31:30,778 --> 00:31:32,580
- I'm docking your pay.
- 416
- 00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,752
- Seafield, it's here.
- 417
- 00:31:41,722 --> 00:31:43,725
- Where? Off the starboard?
- 418
- 00:31:43,759 --> 00:31:45,661
- No, it's headed toward the egg!
- 419
- 00:31:45,693 --> 00:31:49,432
- Ah! Alright, Sean Shaughnessy.
- Time to make your country proud.
- 420
- 00:31:49,464 --> 00:31:52,268
- It's closing in!
- 421
- 00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:01,342
- Bingo!
- 422
- 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:04,279
- - This one's for you, daddy!
- - Daddy?
- 423
- 00:32:21,696 --> 00:32:24,699
- Aargh!
- 424
- 00:32:24,732 --> 00:32:25,701
- Sean!
- 425
- 00:33:38,539 --> 00:33:43,444
- Sean Shaughnessy was a better
- man than most of our team.
- 426
- 00:33:43,478 --> 00:33:47,950
- I'll never forget the day
- I recruited him... Tuesday.
- 427
- 00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:49,751
- He was bright-eyed
- and bushy-tailed,
- 428
- 00:33:49,785 --> 00:33:51,387
- and ready to get to work.
- 429
- 00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:55,758
- He said, "Seafield, I am
- your sword, I am your shield,
- 430
- 00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:58,493
- "I am your weapons expert."
- 431
- 00:33:58,527 --> 00:34:01,230
- Sean said that?
- 432
- 00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:02,731
- He did.
- 433
- 00:34:05,534 --> 00:34:07,903
- That was only the second time
- anyone had ever said that to me.
- 434
- 00:34:07,935 --> 00:34:11,306
- Well, I'll always remember
- how brave he was.
- 435
- 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:13,809
- Whether charging into the lake
- to fight the monster
- 436
- 00:34:13,842 --> 00:34:17,813
- or discharging a firearm
- on a public beach,
- 437
- 00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:19,981
- Sean didn't care, he was brave.
- 438
- 00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:22,451
- I don't have
- any fond memories of Sean.
- 439
- 00:34:22,483 --> 00:34:23,885
- Mostly because I'm pretty sure
- 440
- 00:34:23,918 --> 00:34:26,521
- he shot and killed
- my unborn child.
- 441
- 00:34:26,554 --> 00:34:28,389
- You know, I had
- a sneaking suspicion.
- 442
- 00:34:28,422 --> 00:34:29,791
- Wait, what?
- 443
- 00:34:29,824 --> 00:34:33,528
- - That egg was mine, wasn't it?
- - Well... not yours.
- 444
- 00:34:33,561 --> 00:34:38,000
- It's the monster's egg, Dick.
- But yes! You made it happen.
- 445
- 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:40,735
- I had a dream regarding it.
- 446
- 00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:43,504
- Oh, what? Are you upset?
- 447
- 00:34:43,538 --> 00:34:46,375
- It was a monster baby!
- 448
- 00:34:46,407 --> 00:34:47,742
- You should've at least told me
- 449
- 00:34:47,775 --> 00:34:49,877
- before you let Sean shoot
- the shit out of it!
- 450
- 00:34:49,911 --> 00:34:51,679
- What does it even matter?
- 451
- 00:34:51,713 --> 00:34:54,617
- Were you really going to raise
- a grotesque hell spawn?
- 452
- 00:34:56,318 --> 00:34:58,653
- - In this economy?
- - I'm confused.
- 453
- 00:34:58,686 --> 00:35:00,521
- It wasn't your call to make,
- Seafield!
- 454
- 00:35:00,554 --> 00:35:04,826
- Oh, I'm sorry!
- Please forgive me!
- 455
- 00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:06,862
- You're right!
- 456
- 00:35:06,894 --> 00:35:11,300
- Ooh! We should've constructed
- a large nest for it.
- 457
- 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:14,802
- Have Papa Dick nurture
- the egg day and night
- 458
- 00:35:14,835 --> 00:35:17,472
- for several weeks
- under his loins,
- 459
- 00:35:17,505 --> 00:35:20,975
- until one day the egg
- decides to hatch
- 460
- 00:35:21,009 --> 00:35:23,478
- and bite our fucking heads off!
- 461
- 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:26,414
- - I would make a great dad!
- - Wait, that's it...
- 462
- 00:35:26,447 --> 00:35:28,384
- It must've happened during
- Operation Nauty Lady
- 463
- 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:29,652
- when Dick was naked.
- 464
- 00:35:29,684 --> 00:35:32,020
- The monster seized him,
- pulled him underwater,
- 465
- 00:35:32,054 --> 00:35:33,822
- and somehow extracted his...
- 466
- 00:35:33,855 --> 00:35:36,525
- Yes, very good, Nedge. We don't
- have to go into graphic detail,
- 467
- 00:35:36,557 --> 00:35:37,693
- you sick weirdo.
- 468
- 00:35:37,726 --> 00:35:39,628
- I'm done with you,
- Seafield.
- 469
- 00:35:39,661 --> 00:35:42,664
- Your father,
- he can burn in hell!
- 470
- 00:35:42,697 --> 00:35:44,632
- Oh, why don't you go shoot
- a timpani player,
- 471
- 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,735
- you big treasonous seaman?
- 472
- 00:35:46,768 --> 00:35:48,536
- Hey! What are you doing here?
- 473
- 00:35:48,570 --> 00:35:50,506
- You can't be digging
- in a cemetery!
- 474
- 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:52,041
- That's vandalism!
- 475
- 00:35:52,074 --> 00:35:55,411
- Seafield, you're vandals and
- felons! I'm calling the cops!
- 476
- 00:35:55,443 --> 00:35:57,679
- - Let's go, outta here.
- - Get back here!
- 477
- 00:35:57,713 --> 00:36:00,481
- 'Uh, mission failed.
- 478
- 00:36:00,514 --> 00:36:03,851
- 'Failed. Failed. Failed!'
- 479
- 00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:06,522
- Oh, God! Why is this so hard?
- 480
- 00:36:11,693 --> 00:36:15,731
- What really happened that day,
- Seafield?
- 481
- 00:36:15,764 --> 00:36:18,599
- What day? There are many days.
- 482
- 00:36:18,632 --> 00:36:19,934
- The day your father disappeared.
- 483
- 00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:21,903
- I already told you
- what happened.
- 484
- 00:36:21,936 --> 00:36:24,105
- Look, I know you pay us a lot,
- 485
- 00:36:24,139 --> 00:36:27,776
- and it's not really
- my place to ask,
- 486
- 00:36:27,809 --> 00:36:29,612
- but... come on.
- 487
- 00:36:31,612 --> 00:36:33,081
- What?
- 488
- 00:36:33,114 --> 00:36:35,750
- You took your boat from the
- dock, immediately ran aground,
- 489
- 00:36:35,784 --> 00:36:37,653
- decided to start fishing,
- 490
- 00:36:37,686 --> 00:36:40,923
- and then the monster attacked
- your father and took him away.
- 491
- 00:36:40,956 --> 00:36:42,524
- Took him away and killed him!
- 492
- 00:36:42,556 --> 00:36:44,926
- You told us your father
- was a seasoned ship captain.
- 493
- 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,128
- This sounds like the work
- of a small child
- 494
- 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:49,564
- or someone who's a drunk.
- 495
- 00:36:49,597 --> 00:36:52,433
- Well, he was, Nedge! And he'd
- been drinking all morning.
- 496
- 00:36:52,467 --> 00:36:53,936
- I wasn't much more
- fair for ware
- 497
- 00:36:53,969 --> 00:36:57,505
- because you see I, too, am
- a drunk. As is Ashcroft.
- 498
- 00:36:57,539 --> 00:37:00,743
- And no, my father was not
- a seasoned ship captain.
- 499
- 00:37:00,775 --> 00:37:02,744
- I never said this,
- you assumed this.
- 500
- 00:37:02,777 --> 00:37:05,446
- Just as you assumed
- I was a ship captain.
- 501
- 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,949
- As you probably assumed
- Ashcroft is, too.
- 502
- 00:37:07,983 --> 00:37:10,419
- It's hard not to assume
- your father was a ship captain
- 503
- 00:37:10,452 --> 00:37:12,955
- when you told us
- your father was a ship captain.
- 504
- 00:37:12,987 --> 00:37:15,456
- - Oh, I never said such a thing!
- - Yes, you did!
- 505
- 00:37:15,489 --> 00:37:17,058
- At the beginning
- of all of this.
- 506
- 00:37:17,092 --> 00:37:19,728
- A-ha... A-ha!
- 507
- 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,898
- Well, that must've just been
- one of my little lying fits.
- 508
- 00:37:22,931 --> 00:37:25,800
- I do that an awful lot
- to make up for the fact
- 509
- 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:27,902
- that I don't actually have
- a lot going for me.
- 510
- 00:37:27,936 --> 00:37:31,539
- No, what about your house here?
- You have a beautiful house.
- 511
- 00:37:31,572 --> 00:37:33,107
- It's all illusion, Nedge!
- 512
- 00:37:33,141 --> 00:37:36,445
- A simple parlor trick in which
- a man moves into a lighthouse
- 513
- 00:37:36,478 --> 00:37:39,581
- and pretends to be someone other
- than the museum's docent.
- 514
- 00:37:39,614 --> 00:37:41,849
- - So this is a museum?
- - Yes!
- 515
- 00:37:41,882 --> 00:37:45,453
- - Not your house.
- - No.
- 516
- 00:37:45,487 --> 00:37:47,523
- - And you're a docent here?
- - And a fraud!
- 517
- 00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:49,590
- We're all just a bunch
- of frauds, Nedge.
- 518
- 00:37:49,623 --> 00:37:51,426
- I'm the biggest charlatan
- of them all.
- 519
- 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:54,496
- At least my father
- and Ashcroft were sailors.
- 520
- 00:37:54,528 --> 00:37:56,632
- I just stay cooped up
- in my lighthouse villa
- 521
- 00:37:56,664 --> 00:37:59,101
- playing make-believe
- with my old-ass wife.
- 522
- 00:37:59,134 --> 00:38:01,135
- You mean the state's lighthouse.
- 523
- 00:38:01,168 --> 00:38:04,839
- There I go again, pretending!
- This hat? A costume prop!
- 524
- 00:38:04,873 --> 00:38:08,844
- This ivory? Real ivory!
- Not mine! The museum's!
- 525
- 00:38:08,876 --> 00:38:10,978
- In fact, I'm actually pretty
- surprised none of you picked up
- 526
- 00:38:11,012 --> 00:38:13,916
- on the sheer blatantness
- that this is clearly a museum.
- 527
- 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,652
- Hmm!
- 528
- 00:38:17,686 --> 00:38:18,921
- Dude, sick.
- 529
- 00:38:18,954 --> 00:38:20,722
- - Yeah, sick.
- - Sick.
- 530
- 00:38:20,755 --> 00:38:24,492
- Okay, but why are you being
- this con man?
- 531
- 00:38:24,525 --> 00:38:28,730
- Because...
- if I hadn't pretended
- 532
- 00:38:28,762 --> 00:38:31,733
- to be this wealthy mariner...
- 533
- 00:38:33,268 --> 00:38:36,070
- ...none of you would've
- helped me to my cause.
- 534
- 00:38:36,103 --> 00:38:40,074
- I never had a mother and
- I just want to find my father.
- 535
- 00:38:40,108 --> 00:38:42,744
- These checks aren't good,
- are they?
- 536
- 00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,716
- Nedge! Don't go!
- 537
- 00:38:47,748 --> 00:38:50,017
- Reconsider! Please!
- 538
- 00:38:50,050 --> 00:38:52,520
- Those checks,
- they might not be good,
- 539
- 00:38:52,554 --> 00:38:56,892
- but I'm still a pretty fun guy
- to hang out with!
- 540
- 00:38:56,925 --> 00:38:59,862
- Come on!
- Captain Cool over here!
- 541
- 00:38:59,894 --> 00:39:04,599
- You know... Look, please, I'll
- do anything. I'll rob a bank!
- 542
- 00:39:21,282 --> 00:39:28,623
- ♪ I can see the waters
- in the morning
- 543
- 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:34,863
- ♪ I can see the ships
- sail into bay
- 544
- 00:39:34,896 --> 00:39:41,068
- ♪ There must be some team
- who'll do my bidding
- 545
- 00:39:41,101 --> 00:39:47,108
- ♪ Without questioning,
- drinking, dying or pay!
- 546
- 00:39:47,141 --> 00:39:52,547
- ♪ I know my life is
- still worth living
- 547
- 00:39:52,581 --> 00:39:59,086
- ♪ I will conquer
- foe and friend alike... ♪
- 548
- 00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:03,192
- Seafield! Knock it off!
- You're a terrible singer.
- 549
- 00:40:07,596 --> 00:40:08,963
- Sorry.
- 550
- 00:40:09,864 --> 00:40:12,067
- Did you buy a house?
- 551
- 00:40:16,271 --> 00:40:18,673
- - 'Tis a sublease.
- - Oh.
- 552
- 00:40:21,976 --> 00:40:25,179
- Remember the first time
- dad took us out on the boat?
- 553
- 00:40:25,213 --> 00:40:27,716
- How could I forget?
- 554
- 00:40:27,748 --> 00:40:30,217
- I was five years old.
- 555
- 00:40:30,251 --> 00:40:33,822
- You couldn't have been more
- than eight or nine at the time.
- 556
- 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:35,690
- We were so scared that day,
- 557
- 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:39,027
- dad taking us out on the sea
- for the first time.
- 558
- 00:40:39,059 --> 00:40:42,730
- Couple of landlubbers like us,
- huh? Times have changed.
- 559
- 00:40:42,764 --> 00:40:46,268
- But he said, "Don't be scared.
- Everything will be alright.
- 560
- 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:49,337
- "This'll be a fun time.
- I'll keep you safe."
- 561
- 00:40:49,371 --> 00:40:52,874
- He also said, "If either one
- of you should get seasick
- 562
- 00:40:52,907 --> 00:40:55,611
- "and throw up all over the deck,
- 563
- 00:40:55,643 --> 00:40:59,981
- I will take my harpoon gun and
- I will shoot you in the face."
- 564
- 00:41:00,014 --> 00:41:01,817
- Then, of course,
- you did get sick
- 565
- 00:41:01,849 --> 00:41:04,118
- and the rest is history,
- as we may say.
- 566
- 00:41:04,152 --> 00:41:05,753
- Funny guy, dad.
- 567
- 00:41:05,786 --> 00:41:07,388
- Well, he did
- the best he could
- 568
- 00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:10,159
- as a single teenage father.
- 569
- 00:41:16,864 --> 00:41:19,634
- Go to the catacombs.
- 570
- 00:41:22,336 --> 00:41:24,338
- The catacombs?
- Are you mad? No!
- 571
- 00:41:24,371 --> 00:41:26,007
- - You must!
- - I mustn't.
- 572
- 00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:27,909
- - I think you should.
- - Why should I?
- 573
- 00:41:27,942 --> 00:41:31,246
- You killed the monster's child.
- Now you're cursed.
- 574
- 00:41:31,278 --> 00:41:33,815
- Well, actually the dead guy,
- Sean Shaughnessy,
- 575
- 00:41:33,847 --> 00:41:35,916
- he's the one who killed
- the monster's child.
- 576
- 00:41:35,949 --> 00:41:38,319
- I just told him to.
- Ipso facto...
- 577
- 00:41:38,353 --> 00:41:40,021
- Even worse!
- 578
- 00:41:40,054 --> 00:41:44,158
- A man whom you have cursed
- and later led to the slaughter.
- 579
- 00:41:44,192 --> 00:41:46,695
- Yep, here it is.
- 580
- 00:41:46,728 --> 00:41:50,766
- The wandering cursed spirit
- will not rest
- 581
- 00:41:50,798 --> 00:41:57,905
- until it brings the cursee's
- life to a resounding end.
- 582
- 00:41:59,873 --> 00:42:01,742
- What can I do, Ashcroft?
- 583
- 00:42:01,775 --> 00:42:04,745
- You're a dead man walking,
- Seafield.
- 584
- 00:42:04,778 --> 00:42:07,014
- Might as well avenge
- the old man's death
- 585
- 00:42:07,047 --> 00:42:10,751
- and your friend's death
- while you still can.
- 586
- 00:42:10,784 --> 00:42:13,321
- Go to the catacombs.
- 587
- 00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:11,880
- Fore!
- 588
- 00:43:13,213 --> 00:43:16,784
- Hey, sorry about that, fellas...
- Whoa, Dick! Nedge!
- 589
- 00:43:16,818 --> 00:43:20,355
- What are you guys doing here?
- Ice cream sandwiches?
- 590
- 00:43:20,387 --> 00:43:22,090
- What do you want, Seafield?
- 591
- 00:43:22,123 --> 00:43:24,291
- Alright, you've seen through my
- ruse. I wasn't actually golfing.
- 592
- 00:43:24,324 --> 00:43:26,527
- - Yeah, no shit.
- - Get out of here, Seafield.
- 593
- 00:43:26,561 --> 00:43:28,296
- Look, I'm sorry about before.
- 594
- 00:43:28,329 --> 00:43:30,031
- But now I've come
- to right the wrong
- 595
- 00:43:30,063 --> 00:43:31,832
- of not paying you
- for your services
- 596
- 00:43:31,865 --> 00:43:34,235
- by paying you for your services!
- 597
- 00:43:34,268 --> 00:43:36,971
- - You don't have the money.
- - I'll sell my pontoon!
- 598
- 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:39,041
- You killed my unborn child.
- 599
- 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,878
- - I'll sell my pontoon.
- - You mean the museum's pontoon.
- 600
- 00:43:43,911 --> 00:43:47,782
- Ha-ha! Very funny,
- Nedge the hedge. Right?
- 601
- 00:43:47,815 --> 00:43:49,850
- What kind of services
- are you even talking about?
- 602
- 00:43:49,884 --> 00:43:51,552
- Security of my life.
- 603
- 00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:52,953
- The weapon's bag
- is in the graveyard.
- 604
- 00:43:52,987 --> 00:43:54,155
- And we're not weapons experts.
- 605
- 00:43:54,188 --> 00:43:55,923
- I don't care about any of that!
- 606
- 00:43:55,956 --> 00:43:58,292
- Look, I'm going to be going up
- against a lot of moving parts
- 607
- 00:43:58,326 --> 00:44:00,028
- in the near future.
- 608
- 00:44:00,061 --> 00:44:02,998
- I need trustworthy, reliable,
- dependable people by my side.
- 609
- 00:44:03,030 --> 00:44:04,431
- Besides, you know the old adage:
- 610
- 00:44:04,465 --> 00:44:06,201
- "Six pairs of eyes
- are better than two."
- 611
- 00:44:06,233 --> 00:44:07,869
- Not an old adage.
- 612
- 00:44:07,902 --> 00:44:10,838
- You mean: "Three pairs of eyes
- are better than one."
- 613
- 00:44:10,871 --> 00:44:13,875
- Yes, if I were Ashcroft
- and only had one pair of eyes,
- 614
- 00:44:13,907 --> 00:44:15,277
- that would be correct.
- 615
- 00:44:15,309 --> 00:44:17,311
- But I have two pairs of eyes
- and there are two of you,
- 616
- 00:44:17,344 --> 00:44:19,980
- so that makes it
- six pairs of eyes.
- 617
- 00:44:20,014 --> 00:44:23,218
- You know one pair of eyes
- makes two eyeballs?
- 618
- 00:44:23,251 --> 00:44:25,519
- A pear is also a fruit, Nedge.
- 619
- 00:44:25,552 --> 00:44:29,857
- In that case, yes, a pair
- of pears would be two pear.
- 620
- 00:44:29,891 --> 00:44:33,461
- Two pairs of two pears
- would be four pears.
- 621
- 00:44:33,494 --> 00:44:36,264
- No! There would be two pear.
- 622
- 00:44:36,297 --> 00:44:39,501
- - Two pairs of pears?
- - No!
- 623
- 00:44:39,534 --> 00:44:42,971
- - Or two pear.
- - Yes, that's right.
- 624
- 00:44:43,003 --> 00:44:48,309
- As if you're describing
- the plural form of "pear"...
- 625
- 00:44:48,342 --> 00:44:50,911
- In its singular form!
- 626
- 00:44:50,945 --> 00:44:53,615
- Oh! So you think "pear"
- is like "deer"?
- 627
- 00:44:53,648 --> 00:44:55,383
- Or "lamb".
- 628
- 00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:59,187
- No! A pear is a fruit!
- 629
- 00:44:59,219 --> 00:45:00,955
- Bye, Seafield.
- 630
- 00:45:35,456 --> 00:45:37,593
- Aargh... Aargh!
- 631
- 00:45:41,396 --> 00:45:43,398
- You killed me.
- 632
- 00:45:43,431 --> 00:45:47,168
- 'The wandering cursed spirit
- will not rest
- 633
- 00:45:47,201 --> 00:45:53,574
- 'until it brings the cursee's
- life to a resounding end.'
- 634
- 00:46:12,427 --> 00:46:14,930
- Oh, my God, what's that?
- 635
- 00:46:16,331 --> 00:46:18,166
- What...?
- 636
- 00:46:44,726 --> 00:46:47,028
- 'Next stop: Lighthouse Island.'
- 637
- 00:47:24,097 --> 00:47:27,201
- 'Prepare for arrival
- at Lighthouse Island.'
- 638
- 00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:17,451
- Captain?
- 639
- 00:48:22,456 --> 00:48:24,324
- Captain?
- 640
- 00:48:26,193 --> 00:48:28,063
- Captain?
- 641
- 00:48:29,362 --> 00:48:31,500
- Uh... Captain?
- 642
- 00:48:35,702 --> 00:48:37,304
- Captain?
- 643
- 00:48:38,806 --> 00:48:40,708
- Yep, this is a phantom ship.
- 644
- 00:48:54,155 --> 00:48:57,259
- Milwaukee?
- We're going backwards.
- 645
- 00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:03,097
- Gotta turn this bird around.
- 646
- 00:49:08,802 --> 00:49:12,639
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- you're a stinker, it's true
- 647
- 00:49:12,672 --> 00:49:16,543
- ♪ You put forty odd bullets
- through your favorite nephew
- 648
- 00:49:16,577 --> 00:49:20,582
- ♪ You ran from the battle,
- your men never get paid
- 649
- 00:49:20,614 --> 00:49:23,250
- ♪ And down in the black
- of your past
- 650
- 00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:26,788
- ♪ Lurks a mean old sea hag
- 651
- 00:49:31,925 --> 00:49:36,297
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- you're a thief and a cheat
- 652
- 00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:40,335
- ♪ You broke into my lodging
- and stole my good meat
- 653
- 00:49:40,367 --> 00:49:44,304
- ♪ You made eyes at me daughter,
- you sullied my wife
- 654
- 00:49:44,338 --> 00:49:48,643
- ♪ You're a damn drunken devil
- and the best friend... ♪
- 655
- 00:49:58,318 --> 00:50:01,456
- Pure intuition! Ha-ha-ha!
- 656
- 00:50:23,577 --> 00:50:25,413
- Aargh!
- 657
- 00:50:42,230 --> 00:50:43,597
- Alright.
- 658
- 00:50:44,331 --> 00:50:45,833
- Hmm... Ah...
- 659
- 00:50:51,938 --> 00:50:53,807
- Alright...
- 660
- 00:51:02,949 --> 00:51:04,851
- Urgh...
- 661
- 00:51:04,885 --> 00:51:06,854
- Uh...?
- 662
- 00:51:06,887 --> 00:51:08,456
- No.
- 663
- 00:51:09,023 --> 00:51:11,358
- Uh... ah...
- 664
- 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:16,431
- Ah... hmm...
- 665
- 00:51:16,463 --> 00:51:18,967
- Ah, God, I wish I was
- a sea captain.
- 666
- 00:51:21,768 --> 00:51:23,237
- Ah...
- 667
- 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,476
- Shit! Oh!
- 668
- 00:51:36,717 --> 00:51:37,818
- Shit.
- 669
- 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,270
- Perhaps this will do...
- 670
- 00:51:59,039 --> 00:52:01,775
- Oh! Success!
- 671
- 00:52:10,818 --> 00:52:12,787
- Ah, here we are.
- 672
- 00:52:16,791 --> 00:52:18,260
- Yes!
- 673
- 00:52:40,614 --> 00:52:42,550
- Hello, Ashcroft! Wh...?
- 674
- 00:52:53,059 --> 00:52:54,929
- Seafield...
- 675
- 00:52:56,097 --> 00:52:58,900
- There's something
- I have to tell you.
- 676
- 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,371
- The reason we don't have
- a mother
- 677
- 00:53:03,403 --> 00:53:08,543
- is because she was harpooned
- to death by our father.
- 678
- 00:53:24,692 --> 00:53:26,427
- Who wants fish sticks?
- 679
- 00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,530
- Not now, Martha!
- 680
- 00:53:46,746 --> 00:53:49,817
- 'Go to the catacombs.'
- 681
- 00:55:09,996 --> 00:55:11,899
- Ghost Army!
- 682
- 00:55:27,715 --> 00:55:30,885
- Father... is dead.
- 683
- 00:55:32,286 --> 00:55:35,722
- Ashcroft is also dead.
- 684
- 00:55:35,755 --> 00:55:37,157
- Monster cut his head off.
- 685
- 00:55:37,190 --> 00:55:39,593
- I did not want to ask
- for your help,
- 686
- 00:55:39,626 --> 00:55:41,962
- but now I'm running short
- on time.
- 687
- 00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:46,967
- Anyways... uh...
- 688
- 00:55:49,269 --> 00:55:51,239
- What I got here?
- 689
- 00:55:55,809 --> 00:55:58,813
- My life I vow...
- 690
- 00:55:59,847 --> 00:56:01,182
- ...if you help me now.
- 691
- 00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:09,023
- Anyone?
- 692
- 00:56:10,757 --> 00:56:14,495
- My life I vow...
- if you help me now.
- 693
- 00:56:17,998 --> 00:56:21,202
- There's one. Yes, yes.
- Alright.
- 694
- 00:56:21,235 --> 00:56:26,274
- Oh, we have two! Who's next?
- Right here. Alright.
- 695
- 00:56:26,306 --> 00:56:29,276
- Yes, yes, yes!
- 696
- 00:56:29,309 --> 00:56:33,648
- Yes. Come!
- Follow me, Ghost Army!
- 697
- 00:57:30,637 --> 00:57:32,672
- Go get 'em, boys!
- 698
- 00:58:03,237 --> 00:58:04,639
- Well?
- 699
- 00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:44,746
- You're not good at this game,
- Mr. Ghost.
- 700
- 00:58:46,947 --> 00:58:49,849
- 'This is Ghost 4
- coming in on can 2.
- 701
- 00:58:49,882 --> 00:58:52,185
- 'Like I said, this is
- Ghost 4 coming in on can 2.'
- 702
- 00:58:52,219 --> 00:58:55,121
- Can you read me? Seafield,
- we are having trouble down here.
- 703
- 00:58:55,155 --> 00:58:57,191
- Troop leaders getting
- demolished by this thing.
- 704
- 00:58:57,224 --> 00:58:59,994
- We were not prepared for the
- magnitude of this hellish beast.
- 705
- 00:59:00,027 --> 00:59:02,396
- Oh! Oh, good God!
- 706
- 00:59:02,429 --> 00:59:06,099
- Oh! Oh, Seafield,
- we need to reassess our plan.
- 707
- 00:59:06,132 --> 00:59:09,069
- We're losing a lot of good
- ghosts. And we need a moment...
- 708
- 00:59:14,942 --> 00:59:17,744
- The battle wages on.
- Your move.
- 709
- 00:59:27,521 --> 00:59:32,159
- You're worse
- than Martha. And she's senile.
- 710
- 00:59:32,192 --> 00:59:34,027
- Uh?
- 711
- 00:59:46,472 --> 00:59:48,809
- It was a massacre.
- 712
- 01:00:03,891 --> 01:00:07,094
- 'Stop sending
- daddy's Ghost Army.
- 713
- 01:00:07,126 --> 01:00:09,463
- Come fight me yourself!'
- 714
- 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,463
- What...?
- 715
- 01:01:17,097 --> 01:01:19,500
- - Oh!
- - Die!
- 716
- 01:01:51,565 --> 01:01:53,400
- A-ha-ha!
- 717
- 01:03:11,744 --> 01:03:15,148
- Uh?
- 718
- 01:03:57,690 --> 01:03:59,759
- Oh...
- 719
- 01:04:59,686 --> 01:05:02,088
- Must be imagining things.
- 720
- 01:05:09,728 --> 01:05:11,131
- What are you doing?
- 721
- 01:05:12,599 --> 01:05:14,035
- What?
- 722
- 01:05:16,103 --> 01:05:17,371
- What?
- 723
- 01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:20,840
- Monster?
- 724
- 01:05:20,873 --> 01:05:23,076
- In there?
- 725
- 01:05:27,313 --> 01:05:29,148
- No! No, no, no, no.
- 726
- 01:05:29,181 --> 01:05:31,150
- Wait, wait, wait. Hold on
- one second. Wait, wait, wait.
- 727
- 01:05:31,184 --> 01:05:33,253
- No, no, no,
- no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 728
- 01:05:33,286 --> 01:05:35,489
- No, no, no, Mr. Ghost,
- you go in there first.
- 729
- 01:05:35,521 --> 01:05:37,623
- I vowed my life to you people.
- 730
- 01:05:37,657 --> 01:05:40,760
- Now, get in there
- and make something happen.
- 731
- 01:05:40,793 --> 01:05:42,496
- I believe in you.
- 732
- 01:06:02,882 --> 01:06:04,451
- Shh!
- 733
- 01:06:15,394 --> 01:06:17,364
- Ooh!
- 734
- 01:06:17,396 --> 01:06:19,565
- Shh! Shh!
- 735
- 01:06:19,599 --> 01:06:21,702
- Jesus! Goddamnit!
- 736
- 01:07:25,498 --> 01:07:26,867
- Father.
- 737
- 01:07:58,530 --> 01:08:01,634
- All out of patsies are we,
- darling?
- 738
- 01:08:04,704 --> 01:08:06,539
- Sea hag!
- 739
- 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:09,775
- I shall have my revenge!
- 740
- 01:08:09,809 --> 01:08:12,746
- For my brother!
- 741
- 01:08:14,748 --> 01:08:19,386
- Well, that was my revenge
- for my unborn child!
- 742
- 01:08:19,418 --> 01:08:22,855
- Well, that was my revenge
- for my father!
- 743
- 01:08:28,295 --> 01:08:31,364
- Well, that was my revenge...
- 744
- 01:08:31,398 --> 01:08:33,567
- for your father...
- 745
- 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,737
- harpooning my mother to death!
- 746
- 01:08:39,572 --> 01:08:42,542
- Oh, boo-hoo,
- he harpooned my mother, too.
- 747
- 01:08:44,978 --> 01:08:46,680
- Come here, baby...
- 748
- 01:08:56,055 --> 01:09:00,560
- Seafield, he harpooned
- my mother and your mother.
- 749
- 01:09:02,028 --> 01:09:04,431
- Seafield...
- 750
- 01:09:04,463 --> 01:09:06,899
- we have the same parents.
- 751
- 01:09:13,472 --> 01:09:15,376
- Try to remember.
- 752
- 01:09:26,353 --> 01:09:28,555
- Blasphemy!
- 753
- 01:09:28,587 --> 01:09:31,024
- - What...?
- - Liar!
- 754
- 01:09:40,466 --> 01:09:42,036
- Damn!
- 755
- 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:08,962
- Uh... you must be
- a visual learner.
- 756
- 01:10:16,970 --> 01:10:21,408
- 'Yes, we are kin,
- Seafield.
- 757
- 01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:23,577
- 'When the three of us
- were little,
- 758
- 01:10:23,609 --> 01:10:26,145
- 'our father was a drunkard.
- 759
- 01:10:26,179 --> 01:10:28,849
- 'Every night after work,
- he would get hammered
- 760
- 01:10:28,881 --> 01:10:32,152
- 'and head to the lake to see
- our hideous sea monster mother,
- 761
- 01:10:32,185 --> 01:10:35,822
- 'and love her for who she was.
- 762
- 01:10:35,854 --> 01:10:41,427
- 'But one day, he went
- to the liquor store at 12:05,
- 763
- 01:10:41,461 --> 01:10:43,963
- 'five minutes after closing,
- 764
- 01:10:43,997 --> 01:10:49,101
- 'and could not purchase
- any ice-cold Milwaukee brews.
- 765
- 01:10:49,135 --> 01:10:53,105
- 'He went home sober.
- 766
- 01:10:53,139 --> 01:10:55,876
- 'Upon seeing his wife through
- sober eyes for the first time,
- 767
- 01:10:55,908 --> 01:10:57,911
- 'he was shocked
- at her disgusting face
- 768
- 01:10:57,944 --> 01:11:00,046
- 'and immediately harpooned her,
- 769
- 01:11:00,078 --> 01:11:04,583
- 'leaving the three of us
- without a mother.
- 770
- 01:11:04,617 --> 01:11:06,485
- 'I have no patience for men
- 771
- 01:11:06,519 --> 01:11:09,756
- 'who come home sober
- and beat their wives.
- 772
- 01:11:09,788 --> 01:11:11,724
- 'So when I came of killing age,
- 773
- 01:11:11,757 --> 01:11:14,027
- 'I took vengeance
- upon the old man.
- 774
- 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:17,664
- 'This gave me peace.
- 775
- 01:11:17,697 --> 01:11:21,734
- 'Now, I want to put
- our violent past behind us.
- 776
- 01:11:21,768 --> 01:11:25,639
- 'So I birthed a child
- by the naked swimming man.
- 777
- 01:11:25,671 --> 01:11:27,506
- 'But you rejected
- this peace offering
- 778
- 01:11:27,539 --> 01:11:29,576
- 'and killed your own nephew,
- 779
- 01:11:29,609 --> 01:11:33,680
- 'so I settled the score
- with Ashcroft.
- 780
- 01:11:33,712 --> 01:11:37,183
- 'Now that we are even
- once more, I ask you...'
- 781
- 01:11:42,255 --> 01:11:48,127
- Brother, let us make peace
- and end this cycle of vengeance.
- 782
- 01:12:01,707 --> 01:12:03,777
- Come here, big sis!
- 783
- 01:12:03,810 --> 01:12:06,546
- Oh! Come here, little bro!
- 784
- 01:12:06,578 --> 01:12:10,483
- - I'm sorry!
- - I'm sorry, too!
- 785
- 01:12:10,516 --> 01:12:13,220
- - Bring it in!
- - Bring it in.
- 786
- 01:12:33,139 --> 01:12:35,509
- I didn't believe your story
- for a second!
- 787
- 01:12:35,542 --> 01:12:38,545
- It's true! I'm not lying!
- 788
- 01:12:38,578 --> 01:12:40,146
- It's all lies!
- 789
- 01:12:40,179 --> 01:12:45,118
- Everyone knows Milwaukee liquor
- stores close at 9:00 not 12:00!
- 790
- 01:12:45,150 --> 01:12:49,188
- Seafield, I'm your sister.
- How could you kill your own...?
- 791
- 01:12:49,221 --> 01:12:52,192
- Wait... 9:00?
- 792
- 01:12:52,225 --> 01:12:56,029
- - 9:00pm?
- - Yeah, I know.
- 793
- 01:12:57,697 --> 01:13:00,300
- That's just so early.
- 794
- 01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:02,301
- I know, I know.
- It's actually ridiculous.
- 795
- 01:13:02,335 --> 01:13:04,671
- I want to hear their reasoning
- on that, you know.
- 796
- 01:13:04,703 --> 01:13:07,072
- Granted. I think we would
- all appreciate that.
- 797
- 01:13:07,105 --> 01:13:09,576
- I mean, I don't have
- the numbers in front of me...
- 798
- 01:13:09,609 --> 01:13:11,578
- - Well...
- - How is that... I mean...
- 799
- 01:13:11,610 --> 01:13:12,778
- Who's that helping?
- 800
- 01:13:12,811 --> 01:13:15,215
- I honestly think
- the idea is that, uh...
- 801
- 01:13:15,247 --> 01:13:18,918
- people will go out to bars
- and restaurants, spend money.
- 802
- 01:13:18,952 --> 01:13:20,820
- Help support the local economy,
- 803
- 01:13:20,853 --> 01:13:22,855
- I think that's where
- their heads are at, anyways.
- 804
- 01:13:25,257 --> 01:13:27,560
- Maybe.
- 805
- 01:13:27,594 --> 01:13:30,630
- Maybe, huh... Some of these
- ordinances, I tell you.
- 806
- 01:13:30,662 --> 01:13:32,298
- Some of these ordinances,
- indeed.
- 807
- 01:13:32,332 --> 01:13:34,935
- - Huh!
- - Hmm...
- 808
- 01:13:38,871 --> 01:13:41,307
- And now to get my revenge!
- 809
- 01:13:43,676 --> 01:13:45,745
- I've avenged you, father!
- 810
- 01:13:45,778 --> 01:13:48,148
- I am a hero!
- 811
- 01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:50,550
- Everyone, take heed!
- 812
- 01:13:55,822 --> 01:13:58,225
- Ah... Oh...
- 813
- 01:14:08,234 --> 01:14:10,037
- Thank you.
- 814
- 01:14:11,738 --> 01:14:13,606
- Aargh! Ow!
- 815
- 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:16,209
- Thank you for avenging me.
- 816
- 01:14:20,012 --> 01:14:22,649
- Oh... ha-ha-ha!
- 817
- 01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:26,319
- Rest in peace, Sean Shaughnessy.
- 818
- 01:15:16,674 --> 01:15:21,674
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- www.OpenSubtitles.org
- 819
- 01:15:24,077 --> 01:15:28,681
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- the monster, you say
- 820
- 01:15:28,715 --> 01:15:32,786
- ♪ Rose up from the depths,
- and men started to pray
- 821
- 01:15:32,819 --> 01:15:37,123
- ♪ Your father stood bravely
- with harpoon in hand
- 822
- 01:15:37,155 --> 01:15:44,030
- ♪ And that was the last
- that anyone's seen of the man
- 823
- 01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:53,740
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- with your old man long gone
- 824
- 01:15:53,773 --> 01:15:57,743
- ♪ You sure found some trouble
- and it didn't take long
- 825
- 01:15:57,777 --> 01:16:01,980
- ♪ You assembled a fine crew
- of misfits and scum
- 826
- 01:16:02,014 --> 01:16:04,884
- ♪ So roll up your sleeves,
- you skullduggers
- 827
- 01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:08,689
- ♪ And mind you the rum
- 828
- 01:16:13,391 --> 01:16:18,497
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- he went off to sea
- 829
- 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:22,868
- ♪ He came back no captain,
- though pretended to be
- 830
- 01:16:22,902 --> 01:16:26,872
- ♪ He said he'd found treasure
- on far distant shore
- 831
- 01:16:26,905 --> 01:16:29,876
- ♪ But all he could show
- was some crabs
- 832
- 01:16:29,908 --> 01:16:33,412
- ♪ He caught from a whore
- 833
- 01:16:44,390 --> 01:16:49,195
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- he stumbled the world
- 834
- 01:16:49,228 --> 01:16:53,298
- ♪ And told his lying brags
- down to every sweet girl
- 835
- 01:16:53,332 --> 01:16:57,837
- ♪ He'll try to impress you
- with maps and with charts
- 836
- 01:16:57,869 --> 01:17:01,140
- ♪ But truly his gift is
- to clear out the bar
- 837
- 01:17:01,173 --> 01:17:04,010
- ♪ With his farts
- 838
- 01:17:09,948 --> 01:17:14,253
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield,
- you're a wild game of chance
- 839
- 01:17:14,287 --> 01:17:18,324
- ♪ His luck comes and goes
- like the moon and his pants
- 840
- 01:17:18,356 --> 01:17:22,561
- ♪ You live by a code
- these damn pirates still swear
- 841
- 01:17:22,595 --> 01:17:25,498
- ♪ The stray dogs,
- they love him for sure
- 842
- 01:17:25,530 --> 01:17:29,502
- ♪ The cats, they beware
- 843
- 01:17:36,108 --> 01:17:40,113
- ♪ Dear Old Captain Seafield! ♪
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