Bungle in the Jungle

Bungle in the Jungle.

"So what are you three cowboys here for?"  The Hakutaku said to the three men who sat down at the outdoor bar.  The jungle was serene nearby, however the raucous noise nearby and the bug zapper eliminated most ambience that the Jinko didn't with her loud off tone singing.

"Take a wild guess."  The first man said sitting down.  "Y'all got any Guinness?" He said looking at the Jinko.

"Yeah mister rude, we got Guinness.  We got scotch, we got rakhia, we got absinthe, we got just about every damn type of alcohol that exists.  Hell we are the best stocked bar this side of the Himalayas."   The blonde Jinko said putting her hands down on the bar.

"Excuse my friend here, some of us do not have the good fortune to be able to talk about their work here. Him, and this young man next to me are two of those types."  The second man sitting down said.  He was taller, and had a full beard, and black hair. The first man was not as tall but he was bigger and stronger.  He had some scarification on his face and his sunglasses hid more of it.  This contrasted sharply with the bright and colorful Hawaiian shirt. He looked over at the other two men and just shrugged.

"Long flight.  Guinness if you would be so kind."  He said causing the Jinko to grin.

"What about you mister loquacious?"  She said to the man in the middle.

"I will have some Kentucky Bourbon, with a small amount of ice, and if you have one a menu if you serve food."  He said smiling. He was wearing the normal cargo pants of a military contractor in the jungle green of the area.  His shirt was a just a standard short sleeved button up shirt.

"We do actually have some food, but most of it is snack and bar fair." The Hakutaku. She said pouring bourbon into a glass as the Jinko pushed a can of Guinness to the big man with a glass.

"What will you be having cutie?"  The Hakutaku said to the much younger man.  He looked either out of place or disguised to be as much.  He was cutish, barely old enough to drink, and had no stubble.  Or age marks.  He was bookish and had some glasses.  He looked confused for a second. His outfit, was similar to the man next to him, but his black business golf shirt and red company badge made him look more serious than the other two.

"Uhh, I will take a menu, and uhh, A long Island Ice Tea."  He said.  The Man next to him raised an eyebrow and looked at him a bit more carefully.  The first man didn't seemed phased he just drank his Guinness and grinned at the Jinko.

"Long Island and we just landed?  Damn, you must have one hell of a gig.  The name's Jay." He said holding out his hand.

"Marcus."  The younger man said then looking over at the other man.

"Rico."  The big man said.  "but I don't know if we will be meeting up later, my gig isn't the kind you want to actually meet up with.  Much less talk about.  Now that you know my name, and theirs, what's yours."  He said to the Jinko.

"Rai."  She said.

"And I am Emma."  The Hakutaku said. "Pleased to meet you all."  She said putting the Long Island and a menu next to the young man.

"Oh I wanna know now.  I am just out here to find some Billionaire Douchebag's soon to be mother in law who is out to impress his soon to be fiancée out there."  He said motioning to the Jungle.

" Oh nothing that fun, just something more controversial."  He said sipping at his drink.

"There aren't any non-controversial jobs here!  The Jungle is literally a place where dangerous monsters are thrown and many countries send dangerous convicts to go get fucked."  He said causing the Hakutaku to nod in agreement.

"I have four non disclosure agreements and a clearance for the gig. Also I am one of the few people on that flight with an automatic weapon and body armor.  Plus."  He said pointing to a plane flying overhead.

"I have a connex box on that thing."  He said.  Giving a puzzled look from the younger man and the Hakutaku.

"So you have a storage trailer, a contreversial job, a clearance, and weaponry.  I would say you are here for some sort of purging operation involving either Mantago or big game hunting."  He said.

"A bit of both."  He said quietly causing the Jinko to give a smug look.

"I'd imagine, seeing as the kid here is the youngest I have ever seen, he is either here with Manamo Geographic, a Certian Intelligence Agency, or he is on one of those hot shot contracts that are high risk and high pay out."  The big man said.

"I thought I was the loquacious one."  Jay said.

"I am as Gregarious and Talkative as the next man who has seen as much as I have.  I just need a bit of booze first." He said.

"Take it your the same way huh kid."  Jay said looking over to the kid who was sipping at the Long Island.

"Yeah.  Also Emma may I have the chicken tenders please?"  He asked in a kind voice.

"You may handsome!"  She said in a flirtatious tone.

"Yeah, you got any suggestions for food?"  Jay asked.

"I like the Hummus, it's really good Rae makes it herself."  She said causing Rae to give an odd look back.

"I actually have some Kangaroo steaks, since I had the foresight to open a bar in India with my friend who most people will note has some bovine features."  Rae said in an indigniant tone.

"What?  It's good Hummus!"  Emma said.

"I don't like making it, I am a proud warrior, predator, Jinko and I haven't had a god damn cow since we started here!"  Rae said

"Look Rae, the locals have certain traditions towards cows" Emma said.

"And it gets us the highest paying bar and club on this side of India from all the contractors, I know.  I just want to have a rare Wagyu steak and a bacon cheeseburger served with Beef Chili fries."  She said in an upset tone.

"Look Rae, we can go back on vacation in three months to Ibiza and you can have your food there."

"A Jinko can only live on salmon, chicken and kangaroo for so long Emma."  She said with a roar.

"I can be of assistance."  Rico said.

"I just so happen to have some actually Grassfed Angus in my hotel that I brought with me. You allow me to go back and get it you can cook up some for you and some for me."  He said.  The Jinko blushed and grinned.

"I tell you what sweetheart, you get me them steaks I will get you my number."  She said.  This caused Emma to raise an eyebrow then look carefully at the young man.  Then at the man in the middle.

"Deal. Be back in ten."  He said.  As he walked off and Rae looked dreamily at Rico, The Hakutaku sniffed the air then kissed the young man on the cheek causing him to blush.  The Hakutaku then looked shocked.

"He's a virgin!"  She said pointing at the young man causing Jay to spit out his drink.

"So?"  Marcus said.

"Kid, being a Virgin here, is a fucking death wish.  There are monsters that will literally kill to mate with you."  Jay said.

"And you literally need special permits to enter this portion of the country as a Virgin.  It's why Rae is all hot and bothered. A Virgin can trigger the heat cycle of many of our kind that have them and cause excitement of those that don't."

"No I am all hot and bothered because, Mister Handsome over there has steaks and I haven't had a good steak in ages.  He is clearly from the Midwest of the US, and they do the best BBQ on this planet.  If I am able to find a wild hog, I may be able to have boar ribs!"  She said with a smile.

"Rae, the guys code name on the flight was scarface."  Jay said.

"So, I find it distinguished and you should not judge a person by their physical appearance alone."  She said

"See!  She is in heat!  You caused it!"  Emma said.

"Well are you going to do something about it?"  Jay said with a wry grin which caused the Haktaku to blush, and grab a squirt bottle.  She summarily took it and sprayed Rae with it.

"Hey!  You know that doesn't work and it's just going to make me look more attractive!"  Rae said.

"I could go shower real quick if that would make me lose my Virgin scent."  Marcus said with a bit of self doubt.

"That will actually make it worse.  And I fear it's too late for Rae."  Emma said.

"I actually have something for it.  Here."  He said spraying something on Marcus. This caused the Hakutaku to look a little relieved. Rae seemed unchanged.

"Ugh, I smell terrible."  Marcus said.

"It's part of the standard contractor kit.  Whatever gig you are on kid, is dangerous as fuck and the hired you because you are a virgin. You were sent on a death mission in that jungle.  What was it kid?  Personnel Recovery?  Monster Recovery? Rapid Response?"  Jay asked in a way that caused the Hakutaku to look concerned.

"Something like that."  He said then finishing his long island ice tea.

"Look I know some women who would be happy to take care of your issue."  Rae said.

"It's part of my job.  I am not hungry anymore.  This should cover it."  Marcus said.

"That's a lot of money!"  Emma said as Marcus walked off towards a nearby hotel.

"Keep the change!"  Marcus said.

"Kid's probably just embarrassed about being a virgin."  Rae said.

"Look, Emma, it's alright, I will take the Kangaroo steaks and his chicken tenders.  I haven't eaten the whole flight."  He said causing Emma to give a weird look.

"And I will go talk to him, our community is tiny it will be easy to find him again."  He said to her.

"What's the kid pissed about?"  Rico said as he walked up with two steaks.

"My Hero."  Rae said grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and deeply kissing him.

"Rae!"  Emma said quickly looking at Rae.

"The last time I had sex was when this planet first harnessed the atom. I am old enough to know what I want and when I want it.  Though right now I could go for an actual steak."  She said taking the steak out of Ricos hand and starting up the grill. She pulled out another can of Guinness. "Here you go Handsome." She said to Rico.

"Well thank you."  He said.

"Jay, you said you were tracking down someones mother in law."  Emma asked avoiding answering why the kid, was walking off.

"Yeah.  I am tracking down a very specific giant class monster girl and honestly, while I may have some confidential information I see no trouble in gathering intelligence from the locals."  He said looking at Emma in a wistful way.

"Giant class?  There are a few of those in the jungle.  The giant plant, the giant spider, and the giant snake."  Rae said.

"Yeah Giant Snake, no idea what the hell it's called." He said.

"It's called the Queen Echidna.  It's actually the reason Virgins are normally banned in the region.  It has mind control powers, camouflage, super strength, lightning quick reflexes, it can generate and concoct venoms and chemicals at will- and the reason why virgins are banned, it can give birth to any type of monster girl that it's partner has had sex with.  If it's a virgin though, it gives birth to other Queen Echidnas or whatever type it wants. It's genetic material is so desired that DNA from one has a million dollar bounty.  Nobody has ever seen her and lived."

"And, the dumbass billionare wants to invite it to a wedding, something tells that cannot happen."  Jay said.

"Basically ever international organization agrees that if it leaves the reserve she gets killed." Rae says.

"Ah.  Well I do not envy you." Rico said smiling at the Jinko who was leaning over the grill in a way that featured the athletic parts of her body. She smiled back at him and leaned over the counter.

"You get something fun!  I got to go in there and--"  Jay stopped and looked at the TV.

The news was featuring a report on a missing person who just turned 18 who left his parents and the US for India after faking his suicide.  The kid had a hard upbringing and was apparently bullied by everyone, and had in general what would seem to be the standard existence of a teenager.  And he looked almost identical to 'Marcus'

"Holy shit.  Look on the news."  Jay said.

"That's the Kid.  I guess that's why he is upset huh?"  Rico said as Rae served up a plate of steak and fries for Rico and handed over Jay's food.

"He isn't even a contractor.  How the hell did he get here?"  Emma asked.

"According to the news, he apparently had made some money from some contest he entered in secret."  Jay said.

"If you had enough money you could do some paperwork and make it seem like you are contractor or government official operating here."  Rico said as he and Rae stared longingly at each other.  Or rather as Rae looked longingly at the steak she was being fed.

"And the customs officials are notoriously corrupt."  Rae said.

"So are you just going to let this be?  We should go talk to him."  Emma said.  At this point both Rae and Rico put their finger to the tip of their nose and said 'not it.'

"Alright Emma, I guess we get to be the responsible adults."  Jay said in a sarcastic tone.

"He's just 18!  He is barely an adult and this is actually kind of dangerous it's almost nightfall.  He is probably going to be ra-"  Emma didn't get to finish as Jay tilted his head.

"That's why he is here.  He isn't here for a contract.  He came here to get some. He came to walk into the jungle." Jay said getting up.

"Rae can you take over the bar?"  Emma asked.

"It's a freaking monday!  Don't worry!"  Rae said.

The pair walked over to the nearby hotel and both asked the hotel clerk and various employees.  None of them seemed to know where Marcus went, and the amount of apathy towards his disappearance was palpable. Nobody cared.  Even when they mentioned the news.  And the apparent reward from the community.

In the US a little bit of an effort had been made. Marcus, was a normal kid who was bullied.  Constantly, by other humans both male and female.  While this was common, it was mostly because of normal human reasons; Marcus was intelligent, he didn't play sports, he was non combative, he didn't date any girls, he wasn't too attractive.  Essentially he was standard bully bait.  However, after he won the money he apparently had several surgeries and it made him somewhat of an Internet heartthrob.  He was starting to become popular amongst monster girls and several online image boards.  Largely because his video of after he faked his death telling his entire town to fuck off for treating him the way he did and telling his parents how terrible they were.  He didn't do this until he was out of a non extradition region.  The kid was smart.  And it could never be more evident then when the pair entered his room.

He was gone.  But his stuff was still there.  He made several charts, grids and maps of the jungle, tracking the sightings of various monster girls, with focus on one.  One named Maderia. This gave the Hakutaku a cold sweat.  Especially when the various meds where found in the room.

"The Laptop shows chat messaging with a Queen Maderia.  Does the Jungle have Internet?"  Jay asked.

"Yes.  And I am pretty sure Queen Maderia is the name of the Queen Echidna. Which makes it worse with all the pill caps and things here."  Emma said looking through the boxes and bottles.

"Why what is it?"  Jay asked.

"A cocktail of Aderall, various aphrodisiacs, some notropics, viagra, and some stuff that I thought wasn't legal for human consumption."  Emma asked.

"That explains his porn collection!"  Jay said with a cringe.

"Oh what is it?"  The Hakutaku said with some interest.

"You honestly don't want to know, lets just say that he plans to not do any thinking once he gets to the jungle."

"So I am assuming he has the standard 'I watched Monomo Jungle Book at the wrong age' start pack and now has some weird fucking mind control fetishes and snake girl fetishes."  Emma said looking through various books.

"Oh and more.  He also mommy issues out the ass.  This kid is pretty much doesn't know what he is in for."  Jay said.

"Don't people realize that we don't live in the porno reality?  Yes I understand there are hot guys and hot monster girls all over the place and sex is now focused on more and kinks are mmore acceptable because the population needs to rebound for both human and monsterkind, but that doesn't mean going to meet the dominant crazy monster girl means an existence of nothing but sex.  It means that there will be abuse, human slavery, lack of free choice and my personal favorite STIs."  Emma said.

"If he is a virgin he won't have any though right?" Jay asked.

"Maderia does. Maderia is different. She has a rare disease from the homeland that causes hypersexuality, weird muscle spasms, tingles in strange places and in males who get it, narcolepsy. Virgins and the young who get it usually suffer from strange forms of memory loss and amnesia.  It is also one of the few diseases that has been recorded that will reduce intelligence in humans who get it.  It isn't passed that easily normally though."  Emma says.

"So he won't get it on the first try right?"  Jay asked.

"Echidnas, when they have sex, do it multiple times in marathon sessions for hours and for days.  Sometimes the human partner dies of dehydration or complications with the various venoms that they make. Combine that with the disease and you can be certain that Marcus will almost certainly get it." Emma said

"So they basically get fucked to death."  Jay asked.

"Essentially.  Maderia will probably use various venoms to keep him alive for as long as she feels sexually attracted to him.  Him being a virgin who just turned 18 and had cosmetic surgery to make him look like a model, I think she will probably be attracted for a long time.  With all the drugs here, and the venoms she will be using he is ultimately probably going to be killed if he gets to her.  Lots of creatures in the jungle will want him and they might kill him also."  She said to Jay who was fiddling with a weird tiny vial that he suddenly opened splashing himself.

Emmas eyes instantly changed and were almost dilated.  Her face flushed as she looked at Jay. She bit her lower lip and her breathing quickened as she looked quickly at the vial then at Jay.

"However, he will not get that far in the jungle at night, and is probably camping on the outskirts."  She said pushing him onto the bed with a smile.

"Emma, are you alrigh-"  Jay barely got out before she was on top kissing him deeply.

"I am better than I have been in a long time."  She said tearing off his and then her clothes in a quick and efficient matter.  Jay gave a shocked look, but Emma quickly put something from the drug pile on her lips and kissing Jay again, who kissed her back deeper and holding her tightly.

"What did you do?"  Jay said in a softer voice as the Hakutaku pulled his face to her breasts and mounted him.

"I merely gave you a small amount of aphrodesiac to complement the incredible pheromone cologne that you put on yourself. But I would be lying if I said I didn't think this would be fun before that." She said as he bit her breast lightly causing her to moan.

"How much time do we have before this wears off?" Jay said thrusting into the Hakutaku who was practically clawing the back of the man as she kissed his ear.

"Who cares, the kid needs to sleep before his trek, Rae is watching the bar, and it's a monday."  She said as she pulled his face away from his breast and quickly slapping his face before moaning.

"Why did you do that?"  He asked in the same quickened tone causing her to slap him again.

"You ask too many questions it's a turn off."  She then groaned.

"Harder!"  She shouted as he thrusted harder and quicker.  Jay firmly gripped Emmas ass as he suckled gently on her breast which was met with another slap and a bite on the lip.

"Harder!"  She screamed out louder in a moan. She wrapped her legs around Jays back and road him quickly until the pair climaxed together and collapsed on the bed loudly. The two held each other naked in each others arms basking in each others presence until Jays eyes widened.


"We just broke into somebody's room and had sex in it after searching for something. That is like several types of illegal."  He said causing the Hakutaku to giggle.

"Somehow that makes what we did hotter."  Emma said.

"That is just a tiny bit messed up."  Jay said.

"What, we both drugged each other and had loud kinky sex in someone elses hotel room.  I say we both are a little bit messed up."  She said with a giggle.

"Why are you giggling." Jay asked.

"I still want to do it some more."  Emma said.

"Me too, but not here." Jay said.

"I have a place that isn't too far from here."  Emma said.

"I think that sounds like a good idea, just remind me we have to go find Marcus after this."  Jay said.

"I honestly think that while it is vastly irresponsible and wrong, he is an adult and it is his choice."  Emma said causing Jay to give her a curious look.

"Or it could be that really good cologne your wearing."  She said.

"Yeah.  Let's go back to your place."  He said grabbing some of the powder he had put on his lips and the vial.


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