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SnugglyCheshire

Meme Cat

Dec 17th, 2017
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  1. >you're working at a local café/book store, some hipster shit that took off recently
  2. >a couple co-workers, most are chill
  3. >except Caitlyn
  4. >she's one of those mamono, not exactly sure on the type, but she looks like a 5 year old girl coloured in a cat
  5. >when you started working here, she was just a quiet girl who is would occasionally crack a bad joke
  6. >then, she got her hands on memes
  7. >she'd forgo the usual uniform for "meme" hats, or bright shirts with outdated rage faces on them
  8. >and that grin, that fucking smug grin
  9. >nobody talked to her much before, and they certainly don't talk to her now
  10. >she annoys the hell out of everyone, spouting off memes and being a nuisance
  11. >worst part is, she's related to your manager, so she wasn't getting booted out any time soon
  12. >this dumb smug cat makes every single day a struggle
  13. >when those prank account got big on YouTube, she thought she'd hop on that bandwagon
  14. >replaces all the toilet paper in the staff bathroom with a troll face she printed out
  15. >seemingly teleports behind you when you're handling something hot
  16. >she won't even leave you alone during your lunch break, insists on following you around, talking about God knows what
  17. >currently, you're putting the newest shipment of best sellers on display, a self help book sporting a busty mamono with what you can only assume is her husband at her side
  18. >"Touching Fluffy Tail, how to date a Kitsune"
  19. >you roll your eyes
  20. >with a sigh, you get to finishing the display
  21. >a customer cuts into your work, some guy asking about a reservation on something
  22. >when you turn back to the display, the books have been reorganized to crudely spell out "u mad?" and a purple and pink tail slips around a bookshelf
  23. >fucking Caitlyn
  24. ---------------------------
  25. >that's it, you're done
  26. >you'd been avoiding any kind of confrontation with Caitlyn, considering her relation to the manager
  27. >but you're not taking this shit any more
  28. >before that, you fix the display, you have a job after all
  29. >you wander around the store, trying to find the pastel demon cat
  30. >it was a slow day, so you had plenty of spare time to waste on tracking Caitlyn down
  31. >you find her in the back room, doing inventory
  32. >it was odd to see her working for once
  33. >the only interactions you ever really had with her were when she'd pull her pranks
  34. >she has her "top meme" hat off, resting on an unpacked box, and she's quietly humming
  35. >she seems pleased with herself, as a smile is spread on her face
  36. >it's not her normal smug cunt grin, this one is more reserved, and more genuine
  37. >it was cute
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