Dean187 earned an S- on Anivia
Xiasummer0life left the lobby
helIyea
SK!RT
:  gg
myose left the lobby
RoxanneqAzR:  sej an xerath
RoxanneqAzR:  PLEASE
Jumping Salmon:  so, shyvana is good
Dean187 left the lobby
Greywo1f
blumn
:  ok good im still silver after that
RoxanneqAzR:  fucking kill yourselves
RoxanneqAzR:  irl
RoxanneqAzR:  you are fucking so god damn bad
Jumping Salmon:  vayne lmao
RoxanneqAzR:  holy shit
NummyCakes left the lobby
RoxanneqAzR:  you do not deserve to live
RoxanneqAzR:  much less play this game
Jumping Salmon:  reporting
RoxanneqAzR:  jesus fucking christ
CurvedFatDaddy
xSSDD
:  lol u got shit on vayne
Greywo1f
blumn
:  jesus she waited the whole game for the vayne main inside to appear
RoxanneqAzR:  Shit on no
CurvedFatDaddy
xSSDD
:  yea she toxic as fu
RoxanneqAzR:  I got pushed to the tower
RoxanneqAzR:  constantly
Jumping Salmon:  how do i get an A rank
RoxanneqAzR:  and sej
Jumping Salmon:  if i NEVER DIE
RoxanneqAzR:  refused to gank
RoxanneqAzR:  even though
Jumping Salmon:  AND HAVE HIGHEST GOLD
RoxanneqAzR:  their lane
Jumping Salmon:  IN GOLD
RoxanneqAzR:  was immenely gankable
CurvedFatDaddy
xSSDD
:  lets all just report vayne real quick here
RoxanneqAzR:  report me
RoxanneqAzR:  go for it
RoxanneqAzR:  Im already
Jumping Salmon:  i had countergank like
helIyea left the lobby
Jumping Salmon:  most of laning phase
RoxanneqAzR:  on 24 game chat restriction
Jumping Salmon:  and she was behind
CurvedFatDaddy left the lobby
Jumping Salmon:  if you got a gank, youd have lost lane
RoxanneqAzR:  no one is asking you dragon fuck
RoxanneqAzR:  go play more broken champions
Jumping Salmon:  u do not now dey whey
RoxanneqAzR:  I know its fun for you
Jumping Salmon:  it is
RoxanneqAzR:  cringelord fucking gross
Jumping Salmon:  i love watching people like you
Jumping Salmon:  rage
RoxanneqAzR:  im not raging
Jumping Salmon:  it fuels me
Jumping Salmon:  for years
Jumping Salmon:  autism out
Jumping Salmon:  whatever this is
Jumping Salmon:  bipolar episode
Jumping Salmon:  lol
RoxanneqAzR:  you're the only one with autism
Greywo1f
blumn
:  shy you fucked me up man XD
RoxanneqAzR:  quoting twitch memes
Jumping Salmon:  Yup, and I beat you
RoxanneqAzR:  oin chat
RoxanneqAzR:  I mean you didn't do anything to me
Greywo1f
blumn
:  also knew i shouldnt have gone dunkmaster this game lol
Jumping Salmon:  sorry darius, you were the only threat lol
RoxanneqAzR:  darius only threat 3/7/2
RoxanneqAzR:  ncie
Greywo1f
blumn
:  havent used dunkmaster all series
Jumping Salmon:  Vayne microd really badly
Greywo1f
blumn
:  lose as soon as i put it on lol
Jumping Salmon:  so I knew I'd beat her in teamfights
RoxanneqAzR:  honeslty just kill yourself lol
RoxanneqAzR:  you're an awful troll
Jumping Salmon:  u dont no dey whey
Jumping Salmon:  brudda
RoxanneqAzR:  take a fucking shower
RoxanneqAzR:  you disgusting obese fuck
Jumping Salmon:  I'll need a cold one after this
Jumping Salmon:  because of how sexy your rage is
Jumping Salmon:  MMM
Greywo1f
blumn
:  Vayne, you must honestly have a really sad life at home
RoxanneqAzR:  You will die alone
RoxanneqAzR:  for sure
Jumping Salmon:  SO FIESTY
Greywo1f
blumn
:  to be doing this
Greywo1f
blumn
:  either that
Greywo1f
blumn
:  or you're 12?
Greywo1f
blumn
:  15 maybe?
Jumping Salmon:  Oooh I might, who knows how I will die
Jumping Salmon:  You're so obsessed with me
RoxanneqAzR:  I can only hope
Jumping Salmon:  ooh I LOVE it
RoxanneqAzR:  it will be self inflicted
RoxanneqAzR:  or by a car crash
RoxanneqAzR:  or maybe long terminal disease
Jumping Salmon:  I do drive fast sometimes.
RoxanneqAzR:  that would be really nice
Greywo1f
blumn
:  lol i love this shy
Jumping Salmon:  I'm happy I mean so much to you
Christo Tarnak left the lobby
RoxanneqAzR:  as fast as you can considering you weigh down your car so much
RoxanneqAzR:  you mean nothing to me
RoxanneqAzR:  you mean nothing to anyone
Jumping Salmon:  Enough youre PRAYING I DIE
RoxanneqAzR:  the only hope
Jumping Salmon:  DAMN BOY
RoxanneqAzR:  is that you die soon
Jumping Salmon:  I GET YOU SO MUCH
Greywo1f
blumn
:  says the one still here flaming?
Jumping Salmon:  <3
RoxanneqAzR:  so that no one will ever have to have the displeasure
RoxanneqAzR:  of interacting with you ever again
Jumping Salmon:  Right
Jumping Salmon:  because youll hit bronze
Greywo1f
blumn
:  vayne move on you pathetic little man
Jumping Salmon:  i cant go down there
Jumping Salmon:  if i tried
Jumping Salmon:  lol
RoxanneqAzR:  darius you're trash
RoxanneqAzR:  just leave
Jumping Salmon:  vayne wants to sexy talk me 1 v 1
Greywo1f
blumn
:  you're a sad little human being
RoxanneqAzR:  mosh deaths on the team
RoxanneqAzR:  most*
Jumping Salmon:  still had more gold than you
Jumping Salmon:  how does that make you feel?
Jumping Salmon:  i ignored you all game
Jumping Salmon:  and i got more cs as jungle than u
RoxanneqAzR:  just like everyone ignores you irl
RoxanneqAzR:  you love this attention
Jumping Salmon:  i do
RoxanneqAzR:  that's why your'e still here
Jumping Salmon:  please
RoxanneqAzR:  because no one pays attention to you irl
Jumping Salmon:  keep fueling my soulless body
Jumping Salmon:  oh yes
Jumping Salmon:  tell me more
Greywo1f
blumn
:  feels so good XD
Jumping Salmon:  everything you say is basically a projection of yourself
Jumping Salmon:  so tell me all the little insecurities you have
Jumping Salmon:  :*
RoxanneqAzR:  you're just a lonely fat fuck who everyone thinks nothing of except the occasional "ewww" of disgust after they glance at your sweaty hambeast of a frame
Jumping Salmon:  actually i havent left my house in 40 years
Jumping Salmon:  i dont even know who pays the rent
Greywo1f
blumn
:  that moment when shy speaking psychology truth over here
Jumping Salmon:  ive got more cheeto dust on me than the president has on his suits
Greywo1f
blumn
:  projection adn shit
RoxanneqAzR:  you sound very uneducated darius
Jumping Salmon:  hambeast ^_^ that's a cute petname
Jumping Salmon:  do you have any other ones?
Greywo1f
blumn
:  uneducated not really
Jumping Salmon:  Come on Vayne, get it all out of your system so you dont bash others
RoxanneqAzR:  I'm hoping "suicide victim" shortly
Jumping Salmon:  because we both know youll quit playing out of anger and wank it or something instewad for the 5th time today
Jumping Salmon:  and this will just be funny to darius and I
Jumping Salmon:  and youll forget all about your bipolar episode here
RoxanneqAzR:  I'm glad you think it's funny
Jumping Salmon:  You're cute.
Greywo1f
blumn
:  it is
Greywo1f
blumn
:  and the salt is delicious
Jumping Salmon:  ^
Jumping Salmon:  Shit man, I was born in dota
Greywo1f
blumn
:  give us that delicious salt XD
Greywo1f
blumn
:  ^
Jumping Salmon:  I love the salty tears
RoxanneqAzR:  I hope you laugh at is as the doctor tells you you've suffered a massive stroke and will never walk again
Jumping Salmon:  I actually survived almost never walking again
Jumping Salmon:  I'm not afraid of that life
Jumping Salmon:  or dying
Jumping Salmon:  :)
Jumping Salmon:  If I go, I go
Jumping Salmon:  Sounds like you are, though
Greywo1f
blumn
:  i almost had a missle shot at my state
RoxanneqAzR:  Hopefully sooner than later
Jumping Salmon:  Hawaiin?
Jumping Salmon:  I'm sorry, man
Greywo1f
blumn
:  you're wishes and hopes for us mean nothing vayne
Greywo1f
blumn
:  and yeah
Greywo1f
blumn
:  maui
Jumping Salmon:  That shit was fucked
RoxanneqAzR:  Your entire life means nothing
RoxanneqAzR:  so of course they don
Greywo1f
blumn
:  yours too?
RoxanneqAzR:  't
Jumping Salmon:  My life is nothing
Jumping Salmon:  ^_^
Jumping Salmon:  Cool.
RoxanneqAzR:  I know
Jumping Salmon:  Cool.
Jumping Salmon:  ^_^
RoxanneqAzR:  cool
Jumping Salmon:  You're cute.
RoxanneqAzR:  weebface
Greywo1f
blumn
:  you're here wasting your time talking shit and telling people to kill themselves?
RoxanneqAzR:  Eh you wasted my time by not FFing
RoxanneqAzR:  so
Greywo1f
blumn
:  your life must be worth less than the shit i flush down the toilet
Jumping Salmon:  Vayne, I was challenger s3. I took a few years off the game.
RoxanneqAzR:  man you sound really dumb
Jumping Salmon:  I can coach you
RoxanneqAzR:  like legit just not very smart
Jumping Salmon:  but you have to promise to keep raging
Greywo1f
blumn
:  lol
Jumping Salmon:  and calling me these names
Jumping Salmon:  they're SO SO SEXY
RoxanneqAzR:  You're making sej sound intelligent honestly
Greywo1f
blumn
:  lol yes keep giving us your salt
RoxanneqAzR:  which is saying something
RoxanneqAzR:  If you think I'm salty or angry whatsoever you're mistaken
Jumping Salmon:  I want to stream and coach you, while you sit as like the stereotypical autist raging manchild, or just child, and I just get to laugh and call you cute on stream
RoxanneqAzR:  I just legitmately want you to die
Jumping Salmon:  as we watch you flounder through bronze/silver
Greywo1f
blumn
:  vayne wishing someone to die over a game is a pretty salty thing to do
Jumping Salmon:  I'm pretty sure I'd get a bunch of viewers
Jumping Salmon:  You're like a huge business chance for me.
RoxanneqAzR:  I just think the world should be rid of morons it doesn't really have anything to do with the game
Jumping Salmon:  Ooh
Greywo1f
blumn
:  gonna end yourself then?
Jumping Salmon:  Yeah I can be preeetty dumb sometimes
Jumping Salmon:  ^_^
RoxanneqAzR:  Probably eventually
Greywo1f
blumn
:  bitching at people over a game
Jumping Salmon:  I dated this girl I probably shouldn't have
Jumping Salmon:  Lol
RoxanneqAzR:  Your waifu body pillow?
Jumping Salmon:  I should have been smarter about that.
RoxanneqAzR:  she got a little crusty after awhiole
Jumping Salmon:  What's a waifu?
RoxanneqAzR:  should have washed her?
Jumping Salmon:  Sorry, I'm not on the internet.
Jumping Salmon:  I don't understand memes
Greywo1f
blumn
:  anime trash things
Greywo1f
blumn
:  weeb things
Jumping Salmon:  What's a weeb?
Jumping Salmon:  ^_^
Greywo1f
blumn
:  lol
RoxanneqAzR:  Awful troll
Jumping Salmon:  I mean, I baited you to sitting here
Greywo1f
blumn
:  same
Jumping Salmon:  ^_^
RoxanneqAzR:  You didn't bait anyone into anything
Jumping Salmon:  I did.
Greywo1f
blumn
:  same
RoxanneqAzR:  I'm just hoping you'll change your mind and go jump in front of a train
RoxanneqAzR:  then yo ucould sstream that!
Jumping Salmon:  I chose to sit here, as you harass. I chose because I exert power over you
RoxanneqAzR:  now THAT would get views
Jumping Salmon:  even after the game
Jumping Salmon:  It's kind of mind fucking
Jumping Salmon:  that I beat you AND coax you to putting so much energy
Jumping Salmon:  into nothing
Jumping Salmon:  I'm basically manipulating you to draining you of energy
Jumping Salmon:  all so I can laugh
RoxanneqAzR:  Typing may require a lot of energy for your morbidly obese body
Jumping Salmon:  Kinda fucked, but you deserve it
Greywo1f
blumn
:  it is pretty entertaining
RoxanneqAzR:  but actually it requires very little for normal human beings
Jumping Salmon:  I cant type, I dont have hands :(
Greywo1f
blumn
:  he's using his tongue
Jumping Salmon:  ;)
RoxanneqAzR:  You two should date
RoxanneqAzR:  you seem to really be hitting it off
Greywo1f
blumn
:  nah im spoken for
Jumping Salmon:  I thought you and I were hitting it off, Roxanne
Greywo1f
blumn
:  ^
Jumping Salmon:  It's why I called you cute.
Jumping Salmon:  And you've got all these pet names for me
Greywo1f
blumn
:  adorable really
Jumping Salmon:  Words of unaffirmation is my love language
Jumping Salmon:  ^_^