Waluigi

"Waluigi have you ever thought what you're going to do after getting immortalized in Smash?" Master Hand spoke while they were in the floating glove's office.
"I never thought of it much." Waluigi yawned and proceeded to stretch his arms. "But I guess I could just live off being loved by my fans. This whole thing gets pretty tiring."
"...You really thought going to playable from assist was a good idea?"
"It seemed like it at the time but man am I so exhausted."
Master Hand slowly moved his fingertips about. "Well now you know why the other playable characters kind of regret taking this position."
"Yeah I guess that is our lot in life." Waluigi mumbled and pulled out his purple tennis racket. "But since I'm here and this is the last chapter, care to be used as my punching bag?"
Master Hand begrugingly took the task for there was nothing else going on for the night, with Waluigi managing to smash and stomp him with glee in light of the fact that he was feeling sleepy after so many years.