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- [music]
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- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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- [Frank] You take the skin
- particles that others
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- are done with, you know from
- morgues, hospitals, spas.
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- We repurpose them.
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- Boil them down,
- mix them together
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- and make useful things
- out of them.
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- 00:00:31,947 --> 00:00:36,349
- Like eyeglass cases,
- fancy purses, beautiful
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- lingerie, you name it,
- we can make it.
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- Yes, I've done some research on
- the company. Very impressive.
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- 00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:47,327
- We're on a mission, Bonnie. It's a
- mission that's worth the stink in here.
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- What's that smell like to you?
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- 00:00:48,731 --> 00:00:51,601
- Rotting corpse
- of a water buffalo maybe?
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- You know what
- it smells like to me?
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- Smells like money.
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- That noise?
- It's from the basement.
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- The skin boilers are down there,
- in hell, as we like to call it.
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- And it is hot down there.
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- Things don't work out for
- you up here, we'll send you
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- to hell to be a boiler.
- [spits]
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- That was a joke, Bonnie.
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- You're gonna have to
- grow a sense of humor
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- if you're gonna
- survive around here.
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- Can't really promise you're
- gonna survive though, Bonnie.
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- [laughs]
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- [coughs]
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- - Can you guess what my suit's made out of?
- - Skin?
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- Very good, smarty pants. A couple of old
- folks moved down to the glorious afterlife
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- and voilà, haute couture.
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- 00:01:43,085 --> 00:01:46,053
- Anyway, we're on a new program
- that's working like a charm.
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- We're telling the folks around
- here, don't be a zombie.
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- Don't be a zombie.
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- I came up with that.
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- It's really funny.
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- Hi. Sorry to bother you,
- Mr. Lee, I had a
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- little accident on the
- way in this morning.
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- So the [indistinct] report
- isn't going to be ready today.
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- Little accident is what happened
- the day you were born, Ted.
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- I want that report on my desk
- first thing Monday morning.
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- You got it.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Is he...?
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- A zombie?
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- [laughing]
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- A zombie.
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- [Frank] Never gets old.
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- Hey, you ready, man?
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- Yes.
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- Stephanie wants me to take her
- somewhere exotic on vacation.
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- - Obviously, I'm not taking her to the Caribbean.
- - What? Why?
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- Doesn't seem that'd
- be good for you. [sniffles]
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- What, you mean
- the skin thing?
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- Ricky, for all we know I could
- have gotten this on the plane.
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- And besides, the skin issues
- tend to run in my family.
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- Yes, but you're adopted.
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- Still... I'm totally fine.
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- [big thump]
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- Hi, Ricky, Ted.
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- I'm eating alone because
- Dave's not coming back.
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- Dave from accounting?
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- That guy's good.
- Where'd he go?
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- I don't... Who knows?
- Seriously. [wheezing]
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- I guess he won't be winning
- best worker anymore.
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- I hope he isn't eaten
- by the zombies, Ted.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
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- Nothing.
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- So, my mom thinks this is
- really it for my Poppy.
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- Sorry to hear that,
- buddy.
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- I know how close you are
- to him.
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- But it seems like he's been
- dying ever since I've known you.
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- Yes, well he's bloody sick.
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- Have you always said that?
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- - Say what?
- - The word bloody.
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- I've never heard you say that.
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- Yeah...
- Yeah, I say that sometimes.
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- [joyful music]
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- I'm sorry, I didn't
- know anyone was in here.
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- I was just trying to get
- out of the sunlight.
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- Wait!
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- Disorders of a paranormal,
- what does it even mean?
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- Hell if I know.
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- [rhythmic string music]
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- Fucking zombies.
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- [happy jazz piano]
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- - Are you okay?
- - Yes.
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- Good morning, everyone.
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- I am Dr. Lovido.
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- Welcome to group therapy
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- with
- my good friend and mentor.
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- Dr. Sigmund Freud likes to say,
- "Sex health"! [laughs]
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- But enough about me. I didn't
- go to school for years and years
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- to talk about me, let's talk
- about you and why you're here.
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- Wolfgang, why don't you
- tell us about you?
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- Everyone,
- help yourself to goodies.
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- Well, I'm a
- motherfucking werewolf.
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- I got something called
- alopecia, which means
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- I lost all my hair
- except for my eyebrows.
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- Oh, Shit.
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- I fell in love with this girl named
- Katherina. She was fine, you know?
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- She was a beautiful shoe. We
- spent our days as man and woman,
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- and our nights in the wild.
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- Then, one night, the
- [INDISTINCT] didn't come,
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- I looked over and
- Katherina was gone.
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- [sobs]
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- It's okay.
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- It's OK. Ok.
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- Who wants to be next?
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- Grendel here.
- It's my name.
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- Would you mind if I sit
- near the door?
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- [Dr. Lovido] Of course.
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- Stay out of the way.
- Thank you.
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- Do we have an adorable
- claustrophobe in our midst?
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- Well, it's not so adorable when
- you're a cave-dwelling troll.
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- In this world of slow and
- temerity creatures, ours is
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- the slowest and dumbest of
- them all. Life was great.
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- But then, I developed this
- condition, I started to fear the
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- caves, eventually, I couldn't
- even go in them at all.
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- I became obsessed and
- started just exploring the
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- world, and that caused
- my brain to develop.
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- So the only way I can go home
- to my family
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- is if you fix me, ma'am.
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- It's going
- to be okay, Grendel.
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- First things first.
- If you've been reading,
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- I recommend you to
- stop that right away.
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- Oh...
- Fuck.
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- I was afraid you're gonna
- say that, and I'm almost done.
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- Can I just do that last...
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- Literally like the last
- chapter?
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- - I'm almost...
- - No.
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- Just the
- last fucking chapter.
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- That was great.
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- Feels like it's not.
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- - Okay, Elvie, why don't you tell us about you.
- - I'm a fairy.
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- Well, I used to be
- a fairy, I don't even
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- know what to call
- myself now, I'm so big.
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- I lost my wings to
- a curious toddler.
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- Elvie, you must believe you will
- always be a fairy at heart.
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- - You have lessons you can take...
- - Hello, sister dear.
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- What are
- you doing here, Nora?
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- I'm the real Dr. Lovido.
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- I'm the psychiatrist.
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- Leave it.
- Leave it.
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- I'm right
- down the hall if any
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- of you want to come
- see a real doctor.
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- Unlike my sister here,
- she likes to
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- call herself doctor.
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- Don't you, Candy?
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- [hisses]
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- Adorable. Your patients
- are so sweet, Candy.
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- It's too bad you sweet
- people can't have
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- any of these medications
- which I have
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- because your doctor
- isn't a real doctor.
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- 00:10:30,345 --> 00:10:33,079
- You know
- I've always hated you.
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- You were always
- mother's favorite.
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- 00:10:35,951 --> 00:10:37,186
- [laughs]
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- 00:10:39,888 --> 00:10:43,623
- Well, I'll be heading back
- to my office now.
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- The nice one down the hall
- with the donuts.
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- [slap]
- Oh!
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- Wrong room, Mr. Matthews.
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- You know where to find me.
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- 00:10:56,136 --> 00:10:57,039
- [happy jazz piano]
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- She seems really nice.
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- [screaming]
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- 00:11:18,894 --> 00:11:20,162
- I'm gonna need another
- [indistinct].
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- [choking - coughs]
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- [howls]
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- [pop music]
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- Ow, ow!
- Dad. What?
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- 00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:06,471
- What's going on?
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- Things are not good, Ted.
- Linda's still here
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- 00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:11,511
- and it doesn't
- seem like she's going anywhere.
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- We need you to say something.
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- Me?
- Why me?
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- You're full and strong, Ted.
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- Talk to him, Jorge.
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- I'm gonna get the juice.
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- I paid my dues, okay?
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- 00:12:23,158 --> 00:12:25,624
- Your mother and I are taking
- the brunt of this here.
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- What kind of father is okay with
- his son possibly losing an arm?
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- What kind of a son is okay with
- their father losing two arms?
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- Sshh, Dad. I know she's not
- a very powerful sorceress yet.
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- 00:12:35,971 --> 00:12:40,340
- - That's easy for you to say.
- - I'm sorry, okay?
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- 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:43,408
- I'm sorry, but I think she's
- gonna get bored and move on
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- 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:45,744
- and Poppy's always said that he
- doesn't want to get married again.
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- 00:12:45,746 --> 00:12:48,147
- In the meantime, I'm
- target practice here.
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- Okay.
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- She has got to go.
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- Okay.
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- Yeah.
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- 00:12:58,625 --> 00:12:59,993
- Hi, Linda.
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- 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:01,226
- Hi, Poppy.
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- 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:03,329
- Look who finally
- come to visit.
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- 00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:04,998
- I'm dying here, asshole.
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- 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,766
- Poppy, don't want
- to work during the week.
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- 00:13:06,768 --> 00:13:08,734
- I bet you're hoping you don't
- have to do that anymore
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- 00:13:08,736 --> 00:13:12,604
- after I die. Last night, I was
- counting the money,
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- I figured I'm worth
- about 24 million now.
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- 00:13:15,076 --> 00:13:17,576
- If I keep getting lucky
- on the stock market.
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- 00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:21,781
- Now, who should I give all
- that money to after I die?
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- Sweetie, you will
- need at least 20 million
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- human-earned dollars to become
- a legitimate sorceress.
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- 00:13:28,456 --> 00:13:32,124
- Remember the old saying,
- sorceresses without extreme
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- human-earned wealth are but
- sheep with beautiful faces.
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- - Uh... Poppy...
- - Shut up, kid.
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- Don't ruin this moment.
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- Get your daddy a drink,
- sweetheart.
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- All right, mom.
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- Here, Teddy, have some juice.
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- [clears throat] We had a
- family meeting
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- and we all agree that it's time
- for you to settle down.
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- 00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:59,420
- What I'm trying to
- say, Teddy is,
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- a wife doesn't want her husband
- to be a zombie.
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- 00:14:05,393 --> 00:14:08,161
- Nobody wants
- to marry a weirdo.
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- 00:14:08,163 --> 00:14:09,731
- I'm not a weirdo
- and I'm not a zombie.
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- 00:14:11,399 --> 00:14:12,798
- You guys
- even know what a zombie is?
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- 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,332
- You don't really know a zombie
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- 00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,335
- until you had sex with one.
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- 00:14:16,337 --> 00:14:17,505
- I know what a zombie is.
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- 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,407
- I've read about it
- on a computer.
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- 00:14:21,409 --> 00:14:22,311
- [laughs]
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- 00:14:24,678 --> 00:14:28,781
- It's disgusting is what it is.
- You're a generation in denial, son.
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- Nobody gets married anymore. You're
- just hopping from bed to bed, huh?
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- Jorge! Now, Teddy didn't get
- that from having sex.
- 224
- 00:14:37,792 --> 00:14:38,493
- Did you, Ted?
- 225
- 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,561
- Say hello to
- your next president
- 226
- 00:14:42,563 --> 00:14:44,699
- and first lady, I mean ladies.
- 227
- 00:14:47,735 --> 00:14:48,770
- Come on, girl.
- 228
- 00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:53,473
- Do you know how expensive
- running for office is, Poppy?
- 229
- 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,508
- Only the wealthiest
- people can do it.
- 230
- 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:57,243
- Oh, yeah?
- 231
- 00:14:57,245 --> 00:14:58,878
- That should put our
- family on the map, huh?
- 232
- 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,680
- You know Pop, by the way,
- just in case you all
- 233
- 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:03,615
- forgot, I am running
- on a platform of
- 234
- 00:15:03,617 --> 00:15:07,119
- blow everybody up that does
- not think America is the
- 235
- 00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,387
- greatest country ever.
- 236
- 00:15:08,389 --> 00:15:11,724
- I call it America or boom.
- 237
- 00:15:11,726 --> 00:15:14,462
- America or boom, baby.
- 238
- 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,562
- - Boom! Boom!
- - Boom!
- 239
- 00:15:17,564 --> 00:15:19,565
- Now, that's some bullshit
- right there,
- 240
- 00:15:19,567 --> 00:15:22,301
- because ain't nobody
- gonna vote for no black man
- 241
- 00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:23,672
- threatening
- to blow up the world.
- 242
- 00:15:25,273 --> 00:15:26,439
- Jean, Jean, Jean.
- 243
- 00:15:26,441 --> 00:15:28,441
- Jenny the Jean.
- 244
- 00:15:28,443 --> 00:15:30,209
- You don't get it, do you?
- 245
- 00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:32,577
- We are going to save the world.
- 246
- 00:15:32,579 --> 00:15:34,379
- While me and your sister
- is doing that, you're just
- 247
- 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:36,382
- gonna sit over there with
- your one-armed husband.
- 248
- 00:15:36,384 --> 00:15:39,719
- No disrespect, man. All my
- greatest heroes are one-armed,
- 249
- 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,622
- but just sitting there and nagging
- that we ain't doing it right.
- 250
- 00:15:42,624 --> 00:15:43,822
- She ain't doing it right.
- 251
- 00:15:43,824 --> 00:15:45,827
- America or boom, baby.
- 252
- 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,728
- Now, who's getting
- naked with me?
- 253
- 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,630
- Come on.
- 254
- 00:15:51,665 --> 00:15:53,566
- That's gonna be my
- mission as first lady.
- 255
- 00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:54,533
- What's that, baby?
- 256
- 00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:56,902
- Nudity is freedom.
- 257
- 00:15:56,904 --> 00:15:59,172
- Freedom is nudity.
- 258
- 00:15:59,174 --> 00:16:00,808
- Shi...
- Come here, girl!
- 259
- 00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:03,544
- [screaming]
- 260
- 00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:06,845
- Get the motherfuckers
- off my table.
- 261
- 00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:07,815
- That's enough.
- 262
- 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:11,783
- - Sit down, you two.
- - Okay.
- 263
- 00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:13,652
- Forgive me, everybody.
- I'm sorry.
- 264
- 00:16:13,654 --> 00:16:15,854
- Forgive me for just trying to
- make love to my wife
- 265
- 00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:17,623
- at the dinner table.
- 266
- 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,128
- I thought we was all family.
- 267
- 00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:23,595
- Have I ever told you all about the
- first time I ever got naked in public?
- 268
- 00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:27,733
- - [all] Yes.
- - Life changer.
- 269
- 00:16:27,735 --> 00:16:29,634
- I was there that day, remember?
- 270
- 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:32,305
- I saw how your life changed.
- 271
- 00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:34,574
- Look at that boy's skin.
- 272
- 00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,509
- - I think it's getting worse.
- - Excuse me?
- 273
- 00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:40,412
- I'm sorry. I didn't realize
- you could hear me.
- 274
- 00:16:40,414 --> 00:16:42,281
- I'm sitting right
- across the table from you.
- 275
- 00:16:42,283 --> 00:16:46,219
- Bradley, you know skin
- problems run in this family.
- 276
- 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,490
- - I mean, we all have them.
- - That's the truth.
- 277
- 00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:51,856
- Poppy and I are
- talking about getting married.
- 278
- 00:16:51,858 --> 00:16:53,325
- Wha, wha, what?
- 279
- 00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:55,327
- - What?
- - There's no hurry.
- 280
- 00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:58,297
- I mean, we're gonna be in
- love forever anyways.
- 281
- 00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:01,367
- Yeah, I mean, there's no sense
- in rushing anything, Pop.
- 282
- 00:17:01,369 --> 00:17:04,436
- - I mean, you and I like being bachelors, right?
- - My man.
- 283
- 00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:05,404
- Chili boom.
- 284
- 00:17:05,406 --> 00:17:06,973
- Chili boom.
- 285
- 00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,177
- [screaming and shouting]
- 286
- 00:17:10,245 --> 00:17:12,978
- What the hell, son? Your
- furniture is a piece of crap.
- 287
- 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,946
- It's not
- the furniture, it's...
- 288
- 00:17:14,948 --> 00:17:16,983
- It's not the furniture,
- Poppy. It's...
- 289
- 00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:19,918
- Wo, wo, wo.
- Remember, chili boom, chili bam.
- 290
- 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:23,421
- Look, Teddy. Teddy, take this
- from your uncle, okay?
- 291
- 00:17:23,423 --> 00:17:27,592
- You got to always watch
- out for red flags.
- 292
- 00:17:27,594 --> 00:17:29,361
- No, not you baby.
- You're not a red flag.
- 293
- 00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:31,563
- You are a red,
- white, and blue flag
- 294
- 00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:33,965
- flying over the east wing
- of my heart.
- 295
- 00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:37,336
- I'm talking about real red flags.
- The ones that will just pop out
- 296
- 00:17:37,338 --> 00:17:40,339
- - of a nice pretty package like boom.
- - Boom!
- 297
- 00:17:40,341 --> 00:17:42,942
- Just pop out when you least
- expect it like, boom, boom.
- 298
- 00:17:42,944 --> 00:17:45,910
- Red flag, red flag, red flag.
- 299
- 00:17:45,912 --> 00:17:47,346
- Seven of them in a row.
- 300
- 00:17:47,348 --> 00:17:48,981
- Boom!
- 301
- 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:53,918
- - Teddy, my boy. Some more coupons.
- - Thanks, Pop.
- 302
- 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,488
- I know you've been having a
- hard time so I want to help out.
- 303
- 00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,523
- I appreciate it.
- Thank you, Poppy.
- 304
- 00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:00,493
- The only thing is,
- if I find out you're
- 305
- 00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:03,361
- a zombie, that's it, no
- more coupons, Teddy.
- 306
- 00:18:03,363 --> 00:18:04,696
- - Poppy, I'm not a zombie.
- - All right.
- 307
- 00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:05,866
- I'm not a zombie.
- 308
- 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,402
- Poppy, I'm not a zombie.
- 309
- 00:18:12,372 --> 00:18:14,340
- Zombies are funny.
- 310
- 00:18:14,342 --> 00:18:16,942
- [laughter]
- 311
- 00:18:16,944 --> 00:18:18,914
- Carrie, you ain't
- nothing but a damn fool.
- 312
- 00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:23,416
- You know what they say,
- zombies are quite comical.
- 313
- 00:18:23,418 --> 00:18:24,386
- [laughter]
- 314
- 00:18:25,553 --> 00:18:27,852
- What the hell we got to
- do to get some food around here?
- 315
- 00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:29,655
- Jorge, be a good boy
- and bring mama
- 316
- 00:18:29,657 --> 00:18:31,791
- and Linda another martini
- while you're in there.
- 317
- 00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:33,958
- I got your momma.
- 318
- 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,727
- Did you see that?
- 319
- 00:18:35,729 --> 00:18:40,465
- I wish she would. Trust me.
- I wish she would.
- 320
- 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:45,103
- Don't be silly, Bradley. Jorge is
- doing the best he can with one arm.
- 321
- 00:18:45,105 --> 00:18:47,540
- And I'm pretty sure he
- doesn't want to know
- 322
- 00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,343
- what life would be
- like with no arms.
- 323
- 00:18:53,046 --> 00:18:56,550
- This woman's voice
- is music to my ears.
- 324
- 00:18:58,352 --> 00:18:59,454
- It must be deaf ears.
- 325
- 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:04,626
- [music]
- 326
- 00:19:27,648 --> 00:19:29,517
- [under her breath]
- 327
- 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,057
- [coughs]
- 328
- 00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:40,829
- - Ricky.
- - Hi, honey.
- 329
- 00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:44,463
- Oh, God, why is it
- always so smoky in here?
- 330
- 00:19:44,465 --> 00:19:46,866
- It's just the
- machines downstairs.
- 331
- 00:19:46,868 --> 00:19:49,467
- Oh, yeah?
- It's not good for my hair.
- 332
- 00:19:49,469 --> 00:19:51,436
- God, is there no other
- cubicle you can
- 333
- 00:19:51,438 --> 00:19:54,106
- sit in that's not
- next to a zombie?
- 334
- 00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:55,010
- Excuse me?
- 335
- 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:57,778
- Ted is not a zombie.
- 336
- 00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,513
- Look at his forehead.
- 337
- 00:20:01,515 --> 00:20:03,581
- I am not a zombie.
- 338
- 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:04,585
- [laughs]
- 339
- 00:20:05,719 --> 00:20:06,685
- Ted.
- 340
- 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:09,487
- [screams] Oh, God.
- 341
- 00:20:09,489 --> 00:20:10,424
- Ted?
- 342
- 00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:15,727
- Stephanie, Ted is not
- a zombie and you know it.
- 343
- 00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:20,032
- All right, he's got
- a disease or something.
- 344
- 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:21,766
- Thanks, man.
- I'm sitting right here.
- 345
- 00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:24,536
- - Skin thing, whatever.
- - Right. You know what?
- 346
- 00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:26,205
- It doesn't matter because
- I came down here
- 347
- 00:20:26,207 --> 00:20:28,506
- to tell you
- that we're done, okay?
- 348
- 00:20:28,508 --> 00:20:30,077
- It is over, Ricky.
- 349
- 00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:33,446
- You never even taken
- me on a vacation.
- 350
- 00:20:33,448 --> 00:20:34,949
- - Trust me, vacations are not...
- - Shh!
- 351
- 00:20:36,684 --> 00:20:38,484
- You don't
- deserve me, Ricky.
- 352
- 00:20:38,486 --> 00:20:41,887
- I am diamonds and you
- are a fucking rock.
- 353
- 00:20:41,889 --> 00:20:43,688
- Yeah.
- You're my diamond.
- 354
- 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:45,726
- - Not anymore.
- - Stephanie!
- 355
- 00:20:47,928 --> 00:20:49,829
- So, Joe is gone.
- 356
- 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,697
- Yes. Mel, I'm
- a little busy right now.
- 357
- 00:20:52,699 --> 00:20:54,769
- Will you vote for me
- for best worker?
- 358
- 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:59,071
- - Yeah, I'll vote for you.
- - Because you're not gonna get it, right?
- 359
- 00:20:59,073 --> 00:21:00,773
- I'll vote for you.
- 360
- 00:21:00,775 --> 00:21:02,576
- - Oh, seriously?
- - Right. Okay.
- 361
- 00:21:04,579 --> 00:21:09,013
- People are saying Ted ate Joe.
- 362
- 00:21:09,015 --> 00:21:10,819
- Did not eat Joe, Mel.
- 363
- 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,521
- Ricky, look, if you
- need a place to stay,
- 364
- 00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:17,692
- you know you can always
- crash in my place... again.
- 365
- 00:21:19,927 --> 00:21:20,928
- Thanks.
- 366
- 00:21:23,563 --> 00:21:24,800
- [music]
- 367
- 00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:41,679
- [growling]
- 368
- 00:21:41,681 --> 00:21:43,184
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- 369
- 00:21:44,951 --> 00:21:46,621
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening to me?
- 370
- 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:52,090
- Oh, God, oh God.
- 371
- 00:21:52,092 --> 00:21:52,994
- [knocks]
- 372
- 00:21:55,763 --> 00:22:00,198
- - It's you. What's up?
- - Hey, dude. I got us some beer and chips.
- 373
- 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,069
- The essentials, perfect.
- Thank you.
- 374
- 00:22:21,121 --> 00:22:24,657
- - Thanks.
- - Hey, thanks for letting me stay here, dude.
- 375
- 00:22:24,659 --> 00:22:27,560
- Yes, you can stay here as long as
- you need to. You know that, right?
- 376
- 00:22:27,562 --> 00:22:28,994
- Yes, except I'm
- not sleeping too well
- 377
- 00:22:28,996 --> 00:22:31,163
- so I probably should
- find my own place.
- 378
- 00:22:31,165 --> 00:22:33,902
- Yes, well, you can't sleep on
- your buddy's chair forever.
- 379
- 00:22:35,236 --> 00:22:35,937
- [chuckles]
- 380
- 00:22:39,707 --> 00:22:41,842
- So, did you
- go see the doctor?
- 381
- 00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:43,777
- For what?
- 382
- 00:22:45,313 --> 00:22:47,716
- - For the skin thing?
- - Yeah. And...
- 383
- 00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,617
- And what?
- 384
- 00:22:51,619 --> 00:22:52,888
- Ted, are you...
- 385
- 00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:55,991
- I think you should see someone.
- 386
- 00:22:58,959 --> 00:22:59,861
- Something is wrong.
- 387
- 00:23:00,995 --> 00:23:01,994
- All right.
- 388
- 00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:03,262
- What are you doing?
- 389
- 00:23:03,264 --> 00:23:04,929
- - Ted, what are you doing?
- - What?
- 390
- 00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:06,231
- What are you freaking out about?
- 391
- 00:23:06,233 --> 00:23:07,769
- You have something in your hair.
- 392
- 00:23:13,608 --> 00:23:14,709
- What did you think
- I was gonna do?
- 393
- 00:23:18,946 --> 00:23:20,913
- You freak me out, man.
- 394
- 00:23:20,915 --> 00:23:21,983
- [rhythmic music]
- 395
- 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:39,634
- I wouldn't.
- 396
- 00:23:40,935 --> 00:23:41,836
- [singing - making up lyrics]
- 397
- 00:23:52,178 --> 00:23:55,182
- - Is that how that song goes?
- - No.
- 398
- 00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:59,417
- [Frank] I got skin for
- days here, Bonnie.
- 399
- 00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:00,721
- Where is my loofa?
- 400
- 00:24:07,894 --> 00:24:10,094
- - Hey, Ricky.
- - Hey.
- 401
- 00:24:10,096 --> 00:24:11,730
- These are
- for the Texas team.
- 402
- 00:24:11,732 --> 00:24:12,830
- - Thanks, Bonnie.
- - Mhm...
- 403
- 00:24:12,832 --> 00:24:13,868
- [buzzing]
- 404
- 00:24:15,436 --> 00:24:16,338
- Bonnie?
- 405
- 00:24:17,303 --> 00:24:18,206
- Yes?
- 406
- 00:24:20,408 --> 00:24:22,107
- Are you okay?
- 407
- 00:24:22,109 --> 00:24:23,078
- Yes, I'm fine.
- 408
- 00:24:24,745 --> 00:24:28,382
- Mr. Lee is a weed, but a weed
- is just an unloved flower.
- 409
- 00:24:29,449 --> 00:24:34,686
- - What?
- - It's Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
- 410
- 00:24:34,688 --> 00:24:38,724
- Anyway, Mr. Lee may be just an unloved
- flower, but I took a look at those
- 411
- 00:24:38,726 --> 00:24:40,892
- before sending the out because
- today he is an unloved flower
- 412
- 00:24:40,894 --> 00:24:42,226
- on a rampage.
- 413
- 00:24:42,228 --> 00:24:44,332
- That makes today
- different from what day?
- 414
- 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:49,301
- Looks like you've been doing
- some good work there, Bonnie.
- 415
- 00:24:49,303 --> 00:24:52,003
- Oh, thank you.
- 416
- 00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:52,873
- Mel.
- 417
- 00:24:54,941 --> 00:24:56,777
- I'm also gonna
- get the best worker.
- 418
- 00:24:58,012 --> 00:24:59,343
- - Sorry. [chuckles]
- - What?
- 419
- 00:24:59,345 --> 00:25:00,946
- It's a competition
- we have going on,
- 420
- 00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:02,347
- the best worker competition.
- 421
- 00:25:02,349 --> 00:25:03,815
- You've probably
- seen the sign.
- 422
- 00:25:03,817 --> 00:25:05,384
- Yes, Mr. Lee
- told me about it.
- 423
- 00:25:05,386 --> 00:25:07,953
- What? Did he tell you
- you we're gonna win it?
- 424
- 00:25:07,955 --> 00:25:08,890
- Did he?
- 425
- 00:25:09,989 --> 00:25:10,891
- No.
- 426
- 00:25:11,892 --> 00:25:14,094
- Because it would be
- ultra not cool if he did.
- 427
- 00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:17,730
- Can I show you something
- in the basement?
- 428
- 00:25:17,732 --> 00:25:20,799
- Mel, I'm sure
- Bonnie is probably busy.
- 429
- 00:25:20,801 --> 00:25:25,270
- Yes, yes, I am pretty busy,
- but maybe another time?
- 430
- 00:25:25,272 --> 00:25:26,972
- Later today or tomorrow?
- 431
- 00:25:26,974 --> 00:25:29,343
- Mel, What's got into you?
- 432
- 00:25:30,477 --> 00:25:31,379
- Sandwich.
- 433
- 00:25:33,514 --> 00:25:35,379
- Ted want's to eat your
- brains, by the way.
- 434
- 00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:36,982
- What?
- No, I don't.
- 435
- 00:25:36,984 --> 00:25:38,884
- You may have
- eaten Dave and Joe.
- 436
- 00:25:38,886 --> 00:25:40,452
- I did not eat Dave and Joe.
- 437
- 00:25:40,454 --> 00:25:42,788
- You may have
- eaten Joe and Dave.
- 438
- 00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:45,224
- - I did not eat Joe and Dave.
- - He's got a problem.
- 439
- 00:25:45,226 --> 00:25:47,024
- Why you keep telling
- the whole f###ing...
- 440
- 00:25:47,026 --> 00:25:48,162
- Freeze. Police.
- 441
- 00:25:52,466 --> 00:25:55,770
- I'm Sgt. Angus and
- this is my partner Sgt. Zeus.
- 442
- 00:25:56,937 --> 00:25:59,972
- - Like the Greek god Zeus?
- - Just like the Greek god Zeus, yes.
- 443
- 00:25:59,974 --> 00:26:03,175
- Exactly. We need to ask you
- folks some questions on account
- 444
- 00:26:03,177 --> 00:26:05,244
- of the two missing persons
- who used to work here.
- 445
- 00:26:05,246 --> 00:26:06,378
- Questions.
- 446
- 00:26:06,380 --> 00:26:08,246
- Dave and Joe?
- 447
- 00:26:08,248 --> 00:26:09,982
- Exactly.
- 448
- 00:26:09,984 --> 00:26:11,483
- They were my friends.
- 449
- 00:26:11,485 --> 00:26:14,887
- Okay, very good.
- Do you know where they are?
- 450
- 00:26:14,889 --> 00:26:18,357
- - Missing. Ted is a zombie.
- - Oh, my God.
- 451
- 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,826
- - He is...
- - Okay, that is enough. I am not a zombie.
- 452
- 00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:23,328
- - I'm not a zombie.
- - It's true, yes.
- 453
- 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:24,996
- What's wrong
- with your skin, boy?
- 454
- 00:26:24,998 --> 00:26:26,865
- Excuse me?
- Okay, first of all,
- 455
- 00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,567
- that's none of your business,
- and second of all
- 456
- 00:26:28,569 --> 00:26:30,435
- skin issues tend to run
- in my family, okay?
- 457
- 00:26:30,437 --> 00:26:32,937
- - So, that's what it is.
- - That's disgusting.
- 458
- 00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:36,308
- We will be back with further
- questions for all of you.
- 459
- 00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:40,081
- So, I suggest none of you take
- any vacations any time soon.
- 460
- 00:26:48,054 --> 00:26:49,987
- - Wow.
- - Get back to work, people.
- 461
- 00:26:49,989 --> 00:26:51,857
- Frank's gonna
- come any minute.
- 462
- 00:26:51,859 --> 00:26:53,859
- Bonnie, loofa.
- 463
- 00:26:53,861 --> 00:26:54,993
- God.
- 464
- 00:26:54,995 --> 00:26:56,397
- [eerie noises]
- 465
- 00:27:06,372 --> 00:27:07,542
- [car alarm]
- 466
- 00:27:17,884 --> 00:27:18,919
- [snoring]
- 467
- 00:27:40,274 --> 00:27:41,176
- Ricky?
- 468
- 00:27:44,344 --> 00:27:45,878
- Ricky.
- 469
- 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,246
- No, stay away,
- away from me.
- 470
- 00:27:48,248 --> 00:27:49,383
- Bonnie?
- 471
- 00:27:50,284 --> 00:27:51,917
- Bonnie, I'm so sorry.
- 472
- 00:27:51,919 --> 00:27:54,119
- [sighs] Are you okay?
- 473
- 00:27:54,121 --> 00:27:55,987
- You don't look like
- you've been sleeping.
- 474
- 00:27:55,989 --> 00:27:58,090
- I'm still
- sleeping on Ted's chair
- 475
- 00:27:58,092 --> 00:28:00,425
- until I could find
- a place of my own.
- 476
- 00:28:00,427 --> 00:28:01,262
- Really?
- 477
- 00:28:02,963 --> 00:28:06,164
- Well, my roommate and I are
- looking for another roommate.
- 478
- 00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,567
- If you put the knife down
- 479
- 00:28:08,569 --> 00:28:11,069
- we'd love to
- have you moving in with us.
- 480
- 00:28:11,071 --> 00:28:12,236
- Really?
- 481
- 00:28:12,238 --> 00:28:13,140
- Wow.
- 482
- 00:28:16,576 --> 00:28:18,243
- Where have you been?
- 483
- 00:28:18,245 --> 00:28:20,281
- [sighs] Drop some
- stuff off in the basement.
- 484
- 00:28:21,215 --> 00:28:22,116
- [roaring sound effects]
- 485
- 00:28:29,657 --> 00:28:33,457
- [Frank through speaker] Bonnie,
- Where the fuck is my loofa?
- 486
- 00:28:33,459 --> 00:28:34,394
- See you guys.
- 487
- 00:28:35,662 --> 00:28:36,563
- [singing]
- 488
- 00:28:42,268 --> 00:28:43,170
- [chuckles]
- 489
- 00:29:07,961 --> 00:29:09,096
- Ted, what the fuck?
- 490
- 00:29:10,464 --> 00:29:12,164
- You need help, man.
- 491
- 00:29:12,166 --> 00:29:17,005
- - That is not normal.
- - What?
- 492
- 00:29:20,975 --> 00:29:26,477
- - Sorry, Ted. You just don't...
- - Wendy's gone.
- 493
- 00:29:26,479 --> 00:29:28,146
- - So much cringe, where'd she go?
- - Who's Wendy?
- 494
- 00:29:28,148 --> 00:29:31,616
- - Where'd she go?
- - Wait, wait, the singing intern?
- 495
- 00:29:31,618 --> 00:29:35,387
- - She just walked by.
- - Yes, she was an ultra good worker too.
- 496
- 00:29:35,389 --> 00:29:36,457
- [laughs]
- 497
- 00:29:37,457 --> 00:29:40,091
- Sure hope there isn't a
- zombie going around
- 498
- 00:29:40,093 --> 00:29:41,629
- eating people.
- 499
- 00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:49,568
- Why? Why are you guys
- looking at me? Seriously.
- 500
- 00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,369
- - I'm gonna go back to my...
- - I'm not a zombie.
- 501
- 00:29:51,371 --> 00:29:55,107
- - [making scared sounds]
- - I'm not a zombie.
- 502
- 00:29:55,109 --> 00:29:56,577
- - Stop.
- - [making scared sounds]
- 503
- 00:29:58,245 --> 00:29:59,714
- To work with
- these kind of people...
- 504
- 00:30:06,486 --> 00:30:10,421
- I think I'm gonna [indistinct]
- I'm gonna write you up.
- 505
- 00:30:10,423 --> 00:30:11,325
- Mel?
- 506
- 00:30:15,562 --> 00:30:16,464
- Mel.
- 507
- 00:30:28,508 --> 00:30:32,209
- Olivia, tell
- the group about yourself.
- 508
- 00:30:32,211 --> 00:30:37,648
- Okay, I've been feeling weird
- since I got back from Romania.
- 509
- 00:30:37,650 --> 00:30:41,719
- Some things have changed,
- most noticeably my teeth.
- 510
- 00:30:41,721 --> 00:30:42,689
- [hisses]
- 511
- 00:30:45,359 --> 00:30:48,159
- And I'm really strong.
- 512
- 00:30:48,161 --> 00:30:49,761
- People seem to think
- I'm a vampire,
- 513
- 00:30:49,763 --> 00:30:51,499
- which I clearly am not.
- 514
- 00:30:52,632 --> 00:30:54,065
- Just because
- I have pointed teeth
- 515
- 00:30:54,067 --> 00:30:56,134
- and I like to eat my meat rare.
- 516
- 00:30:56,136 --> 00:31:00,141
- Olivia, are you feeling
- the urge to bite people?
- 517
- 00:31:01,108 --> 00:31:04,278
- I've thought about it,
- but no more than anyone else.
- 518
- 00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:09,347
- I would never do anything
- that would hurt someone.
- 519
- 00:31:09,349 --> 00:31:10,648
- You have to believe me.
- 520
- 00:31:10,650 --> 00:31:11,552
- I believe you.
- 521
- 00:31:13,286 --> 00:31:14,188
- Thank you.
- 522
- 00:31:16,189 --> 00:31:17,091
- [Dr. Lovido] Ted.
- 523
- 00:31:18,624 --> 00:31:20,091
- Ted.
- 524
- 00:31:20,093 --> 00:31:23,430
- Oh, uh, right.
- 525
- 00:31:24,531 --> 00:31:27,532
- Well, to be completely
- honest I'm only here
- 526
- 00:31:27,534 --> 00:31:29,467
- because...
- 527
- 00:31:29,469 --> 00:31:32,337
- Well, I saw Olivia carrying
- bowling balls into
- 528
- 00:31:32,339 --> 00:31:36,144
- my work, and I just
- wanted to talk to her.
- 529
- 00:31:37,744 --> 00:31:41,446
- I work at the bowling alley,
- moving the balls around.
- 530
- 00:31:41,448 --> 00:31:46,851
- So, Ted, you're not here because
- you want help with anything?
- 531
- 00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:50,688
- Well, I mean, nobody's perfect.
- Like...
- 532
- 00:31:50,690 --> 00:31:53,460
- This skin thing I picked up in
- the Caribbean, for example.
- 533
- 00:31:54,527 --> 00:31:55,894
- Yes, my family is crazy.
- 534
- 00:31:55,896 --> 00:31:57,565
- Of course.
- 535
- 00:31:58,765 --> 00:32:00,101
- I also like my meat rare.
- 536
- 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,600
- You do?
- 537
- 00:32:02,602 --> 00:32:04,802
- Well, perhaps
- you two should both
- 538
- 00:32:04,804 --> 00:32:08,473
- consider a multivitamin
- with iron in it.
- 539
- 00:32:08,475 --> 00:32:09,510
- Also try masturbation.
- 540
- 00:32:10,409 --> 00:32:11,312
- Pickle anyone?
- 541
- 00:32:15,314 --> 00:32:16,350
- [coughs]
- 542
- 00:32:21,155 --> 00:32:22,190
- So...
- 543
- 00:32:24,858 --> 00:32:27,528
- Maybe I could make dinner
- for you Saturday night?
- 544
- 00:32:28,762 --> 00:32:31,666
- Yes, okay.
- I'm in.
- 545
- 00:32:32,599 --> 00:32:34,899
- What? Oh. No.
- 546
- 00:32:34,901 --> 00:32:37,138
- I'm sorry, Grendel.
- I was talking to Olivia.
- 547
- 00:32:39,339 --> 00:32:41,876
- Yes, I'd like that.
- 548
- 00:32:46,913 --> 00:32:47,814
- [upbeat music]
- 549
- 00:34:11,865 --> 00:34:13,798
- And then, we're
- gonna change the oval
- 550
- 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,834
- office to a triangle,
- or a rectangle, or...
- 551
- 00:34:15,836 --> 00:34:18,370
- - Diamond.
- - Diamond! Exactly, diamond. Something like that.
- 552
- 00:34:18,372 --> 00:34:19,870
- You know, just to keep everybody
- on their toes.
- 553
- 00:34:19,872 --> 00:34:21,305
- - Ain't that right, babe?
- - Mmm.
- 554
- 00:34:21,307 --> 00:34:22,474
- And every Friday
- is gonna be
- 555
- 00:34:22,476 --> 00:34:24,475
- no foreigner Friday, of course.
- 556
- 00:34:24,477 --> 00:34:29,546
- I can't wait, my
- big, strong president.
- 557
- 00:34:29,548 --> 00:34:32,983
- I love you best in a top hat,
- and nothing else.
- 558
- 00:34:32,985 --> 00:34:34,385
- Oh, and just to be clear
- with everybody,
- 559
- 00:34:34,387 --> 00:34:36,021
- when she said in a top hat,
- 560
- 00:34:36,023 --> 00:34:36,957
- I'm not
- wearing it on my head.
- 561
- 00:34:40,026 --> 00:34:44,762
- - Teddy, did you lose your hair comb?
- - No, ma, this is the new style.
- 562
- 00:34:44,764 --> 00:34:47,064
- You might at least want to
- put some conditioner in there.
- 563
- 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:50,669
- Here, try
- this Infinite Naturals.
- 564
- 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:54,342
- This stuff is great, and it
- works well on everything.
- 565
- 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,343
- Okay, Okay, I...
- Okay, I can do it. Stop.
- 566
- 00:34:59,345 --> 00:35:00,745
- Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.
- 567
- 00:35:00,747 --> 00:35:02,513
- Listen to your mother.
- 568
- 00:35:02,515 --> 00:35:03,847
- Never tested on animals.
- 569
- 00:35:03,849 --> 00:35:05,450
- Infinite Naturals
- 570
- 00:35:05,452 --> 00:35:07,919
- [All] ...is naturally infinite.
- 571
- 00:35:07,921 --> 00:35:08,956
- Don't use too much.
- 572
- 00:35:09,889 --> 00:35:11,990
- Ted, you should get a wife.
- 573
- 00:35:11,992 --> 00:35:13,658
- The fuck does
- he need a wife for?
- 574
- 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:18,662
- - Well, I am seeing someone.
- - [All] What?
- 575
- 00:35:18,664 --> 00:35:21,635
- - Yeah.
- - Oooh, thank you, God.
- 576
- 00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:25,470
- - Please don't tell me she's a goblin.
- - No.
- 577
- 00:35:25,472 --> 00:35:27,604
- Stop it, mama.
- My son isn't like that.
- 578
- 00:35:27,606 --> 00:35:30,675
- Not that there would be anything
- wrong with it if you were.
- 579
- 00:35:30,677 --> 00:35:32,711
- When do we get
- to meet her, baby?
- 580
- 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:34,845
- Well, I was
- thinking of inviting her
- 581
- 00:35:34,847 --> 00:35:38,350
- - to come with me to dinner one night.
- - [All] Oh, dinner!
- 582
- 00:35:38,352 --> 00:35:41,452
- - If I do, you all need to behave.
- - Of course.
- 583
- 00:35:41,454 --> 00:35:42,986
- We're just
- regular people, baby.
- 584
- 00:35:42,988 --> 00:35:44,923
- - She's very sensitive.
- - That could be a problem.
- 585
- 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:48,792
- Like that. Why are you doing...
- Uncle Bradley, you can't be
- 586
- 00:35:48,794 --> 00:35:51,095
- doing that at the dinner
- table when she's here.
- 587
- 00:35:51,097 --> 00:35:53,030
- That's weird.
- 588
- 00:35:53,032 --> 00:35:55,566
- I can't be doing this?
- 589
- 00:35:55,568 --> 00:35:56,901
- - Can I do that?
- - No.
- 590
- 00:35:56,903 --> 00:36:00,604
- - How about...
- - No.
- 591
- 00:36:00,606 --> 00:36:01,740
- All right.
- 592
- 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,774
- I apologize, everybody.
- 593
- 00:36:03,776 --> 00:36:05,977
- I did not know the new
- rules of this family.
- 594
- 00:36:05,979 --> 00:36:09,446
- Forgive me for gently
- caressing, tweaking
- 595
- 00:36:09,448 --> 00:36:11,649
- and [smacking his lips] my wife
- at the dinner table.
- 596
- 00:36:11,651 --> 00:36:13,684
- I don't know who this
- damn family is anymore.
- 597
- 00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:15,653
- What's wrong with her?
- She's not a weirdo, is she?
- 598
- 00:36:15,655 --> 00:36:16,954
- No, there's nothing wrong
- with her,
- 599
- 00:36:16,956 --> 00:36:18,423
- and she's not a bloody
- weirdo.
- 600
- 00:36:18,425 --> 00:36:19,624
- Have you always said that?
- 601
- 00:36:19,626 --> 00:36:20,959
- - Said what?
- - Never mind.
- 602
- 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,430
- She's beautiful.
- 603
- 00:36:24,631 --> 00:36:25,796
- [spooky music]
- 604
- 00:36:25,798 --> 00:36:28,533
- She is a vampire.
- 605
- 00:36:28,535 --> 00:36:31,702
- - A vampire?
- - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 606
- 00:36:31,704 --> 00:36:34,104
- Teddy, are
- you doing a vampire?
- 607
- 00:36:34,106 --> 00:36:38,108
- No, she looks like
- a vampire, but she's not...
- 608
- 00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:39,379
- What?
- 609
- 00:36:40,113 --> 00:36:44,816
- - [sighs] Dude.
- - [coughs]
- 610
- 00:36:44,818 --> 00:36:47,050
- What do you have, what did you
- bring for lunch today?
- 611
- 00:36:47,052 --> 00:36:50,053
- I haven't had time to eat.
- 612
- 00:36:50,055 --> 00:36:51,758
- I'm such an ultra... [spits]
- 613
- 00:36:52,892 --> 00:36:54,626
- - Mel.
- - Mel.
- 614
- 00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:56,026
- You really need
- to stop doing that.
- 615
- 00:36:56,028 --> 00:36:58,896
- What?
- I'm such an ultra hard worker.
- 616
- 00:36:58,898 --> 00:37:00,700
- Yes, that's nice.
- 617
- 00:37:02,769 --> 00:37:05,135
- - Can you guys... [spits]
- - Mel!
- 618
- 00:37:05,137 --> 00:37:08,606
- Can you guys vote for me for
- best worker next week?
- 619
- 00:37:08,608 --> 00:37:11,809
- Is that next week?
- Sure.
- 620
- 00:37:11,811 --> 00:37:13,046
- Yes, we'll vote for you.
- 621
- 00:37:13,979 --> 00:37:17,148
- - Mel, can you...
- - [Bonnie] Hey, guys.
- 622
- 00:37:17,150 --> 00:37:20,684
- - Oh, shit.
- - [Ricky] Hey, Bonnie.
- 623
- 00:37:20,686 --> 00:37:22,954
- Okay, but I got to go.
- 624
- 00:37:22,956 --> 00:37:24,555
- Can I show you something
- in the basement?
- 625
- 00:37:24,557 --> 00:37:26,024
- Mel.
- 626
- 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:28,829
- Never mind. It's
- also uninteresting.
- 627
- 00:37:30,197 --> 00:37:31,762
- What's up?
- 628
- 00:37:31,764 --> 00:37:33,433
- I'll show you later.
- 629
- 00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:40,939
- So, Ted, Ricky tells me
- 630
- 00:37:40,941 --> 00:37:43,106
- that you've really hit it
- off with that chick Olivia.
- 631
- 00:37:43,108 --> 00:37:44,943
- She's perfect.
- 632
- 00:37:44,945 --> 00:37:46,414
- I've never met anyone like her.
- 633
- 00:37:47,713 --> 00:37:48,882
- That's really cool.
- 634
- 00:37:49,782 --> 00:37:52,483
- So how's things for
- the two roommates?
- 635
- 00:37:52,485 --> 00:37:54,017
- [chuckle]
- 636
- 00:37:54,019 --> 00:37:55,854
- Ricky is amazing.
- 637
- 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,555
- He made dinner last night.
- 638
- 00:37:57,557 --> 00:37:59,691
- - Oh, did he?
- - Mhm.
- 639
- 00:37:59,693 --> 00:38:03,628
- Well, she... You have to work late.
- She had to work late.
- 640
- 00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:05,829
- Bonnie is working on a
- huge project for Samson.
- 641
- 00:38:05,831 --> 00:38:08,832
- - Frank Lee's boss?
- - Yes.
- 642
- 00:38:08,834 --> 00:38:10,167
- He found out
- about my qualifications
- 643
- 00:38:10,169 --> 00:38:11,771
- and needed some work done, so...
- 644
- 00:38:13,539 --> 00:38:16,874
- And you know, she's got an MBA
- so she's more qualified
- 645
- 00:38:16,876 --> 00:38:18,742
- to run this place
- than Frank Lee is.
- 646
- 00:38:18,744 --> 00:38:19,943
- [laughs] He's got his own
- secretary
- 647
- 00:38:19,945 --> 00:38:20,979
- running circles around him.
- 648
- 00:38:20,981 --> 00:38:23,146
- That's... wow.
- 649
- 00:38:23,148 --> 00:38:25,249
- It couldn't happen to
- a bigger ass than Frank Lee.
- 650
- 00:38:25,251 --> 00:38:27,017
- Speaking of which,
- I've got some stuff
- 651
- 00:38:27,019 --> 00:38:28,887
- that I need to finish up
- for him before lunch.
- 652
- 00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:33,494
- - So, see you guys later.
- - See you later.
- 653
- 00:38:38,932 --> 00:38:41,135
- - What?
- - [chuckles] Exactly "what".
- 654
- 00:38:42,302 --> 00:38:44,769
- Dude, I haven't heard you
- mention Stephanie in weeks.
- 655
- 00:38:44,771 --> 00:38:47,305
- Honestly, I'm not even thinking
- about Stephanie anymore.
- 656
- 00:38:47,307 --> 00:38:49,140
- When she calls, it goes
- straight to voicema...
- 657
- 00:38:49,142 --> 00:38:52,577
- Meet me in hell.
- Bring the girl.
- 658
- 00:38:52,579 --> 00:38:54,912
- Mel, just cut
- it out, all right?
- 659
- 00:38:54,914 --> 00:38:56,914
- You're starting to
- freak everyone out.
- 660
- 00:38:56,916 --> 00:38:59,017
- - Me?
- - Yes.
- 661
- 00:38:59,019 --> 00:39:02,053
- Well, at least I'm not
- a zombie who eats people.
- 662
- 00:39:02,055 --> 00:39:05,923
- Ted, [stammering] are you?
- 663
- 00:39:05,925 --> 00:39:06,858
- [screaming]
- 664
- 00:39:06,860 --> 00:39:07,894
- Ted!
- 665
- 00:39:10,729 --> 00:39:13,030
- I'm sorry.
- I don't know what's got into me.
- 666
- 00:39:13,032 --> 00:39:15,166
- You need to get some help.
- 667
- 00:39:15,168 --> 00:39:17,734
- I'm just sick and tired
- of people calling me a zombie.
- 668
- 00:39:17,736 --> 00:39:18,706
- You're a zombie, Ted.
- 669
- 00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:21,204
- [growls]
- 670
- 00:39:21,206 --> 00:39:22,809
- [eerie music]
- 671
- 00:39:28,314 --> 00:39:30,650
- [distorted voice]
- What have you done, Ted?
- 672
- 00:39:31,851 --> 00:39:32,753
- [eerie sounds]
- 673
- 00:39:39,224 --> 00:39:40,226
- [laughs]
- 674
- 00:39:42,762 --> 00:39:43,760
- [eerie sounds]
- 675
- 00:39:43,762 --> 00:39:44,998
- [distorted laughter]
- 676
- 00:39:50,970 --> 00:39:52,139
- [scream]
- 677
- 00:39:53,606 --> 00:39:55,708
- Ted, what's wrong?
- 678
- 00:39:56,742 --> 00:39:58,578
- That was a bad dream.
- 679
- 00:40:01,046 --> 00:40:02,715
- You're not dreaming anymore.
- 680
- 00:40:04,150 --> 00:40:05,718
- Thank God for that.
- 681
- 00:40:11,724 --> 00:40:13,059
- I dreamt
- my whole family was dead.
- 682
- 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,258
- My God.
- 683
- 00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,930
- That's scary.
- 684
- 00:40:18,097 --> 00:40:18,998
- Yes, it was.
- 685
- 00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,834
- Speaking of which,
- 686
- 00:40:23,836 --> 00:40:26,606
- would you want to come over
- on Friday and meet them?
- 687
- 00:40:27,974 --> 00:40:29,910
- Yes, I'd love to.
- 688
- 00:40:33,246 --> 00:40:34,814
- Tell me about Romania.
- 689
- 00:40:36,148 --> 00:40:40,019
- Well, it wasn't
- at all what I expected.
- 690
- 00:40:44,157 --> 00:40:46,923
- I met a guy there, a botanist.
- 691
- 00:40:46,925 --> 00:40:48,962
- He wouldn't go out at all
- during the day.
- 692
- 00:40:51,197 --> 00:40:52,633
- A night botanist, huh?
- 693
- 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:56,733
- [Olivia] I would wake up in
- the middle of the night and
- 694
- 00:40:56,735 --> 00:40:58,838
- find him staring at me, with
- an odd look on his face.
- 695
- 00:41:00,106 --> 00:41:01,008
- Dragonmere?
- 696
- 00:41:08,682 --> 00:41:10,280
- Olivia, have you
- ever felt that maybe
- 697
- 00:41:10,282 --> 00:41:11,851
- Dragonmere was a...
- 698
- 00:41:13,086 --> 00:41:16,187
- Well, that he was a...
- 699
- 00:41:16,189 --> 00:41:17,224
- A what?
- 700
- 00:41:19,925 --> 00:41:20,827
- Never mind.
- 701
- 00:41:22,327 --> 00:41:24,364
- Tell me about your
- trip to the Caribbean.
- 702
- 00:41:26,131 --> 00:41:30,367
- Well, I went to this touristy
- voodoo thing, you know.
- 703
- 00:41:30,369 --> 00:41:33,137
- While they were doing this good
- luck ritual,
- 704
- 00:41:33,139 --> 00:41:36,977
- things got kind of... weird.
- 705
- 00:41:39,012 --> 00:41:44,182
- Welcome to voodoo for you
- and the celebration of luck.
- 706
- 00:41:44,184 --> 00:41:46,983
- I will now give you good luck.
- 707
- 00:41:46,985 --> 00:41:48,221
- [chants]
- 708
- 00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:55,093
- [man] What the
- fuck did you do now?
- 709
- 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,430
- Oh, my God.
- 710
- 00:41:57,463 --> 00:41:58,364
- [growls]
- 711
- 00:42:02,135 --> 00:42:04,805
- I haven't been feeling so
- good ever since I've been back.
- 712
- 00:42:11,177 --> 00:42:12,345
- [car radio playing music]
- 713
- 00:42:30,796 --> 00:42:31,896
- Such a gentleman.
- 714
- 00:42:31,898 --> 00:42:33,100
- Oh, I try to be.
- 715
- 00:42:45,845 --> 00:42:49,780
- Olivia, this is my dad, Jorge,
- and my mom, Jean.
- 716
- 00:42:49,782 --> 00:42:51,983
- - Nice to meet you.
- - What's wrong with your teeth?
- 717
- 00:42:51,985 --> 00:42:53,885
- - Mom.
- - Your mom is just trying to make
- 718
- 00:42:53,887 --> 00:42:55,820
- some small talk with
- your new friend.
- 719
- 00:42:55,822 --> 00:42:58,523
- - She's my girlfriend, dad.
- - We'll see about that.
- 720
- 00:42:58,525 --> 00:43:01,861
- Come on in, kids,
- let's go have some juice.
- 721
- 00:43:05,131 --> 00:43:07,899
- - That is a vampire.
- - What?
- 722
- 00:43:07,901 --> 00:43:09,432
- Olivia is not a vampire.
- 723
- 00:43:09,434 --> 00:43:10,867
- I am not a vampire.
- 724
- 00:43:10,869 --> 00:43:11,771
- Sure.
- 725
- 00:43:13,106 --> 00:43:16,874
- Hey, Teddy, I got
- more coupons for you.
- 726
- 00:43:16,876 --> 00:43:18,309
- Thanks, Poppy.
- 727
- 00:43:18,311 --> 00:43:19,309
- Hi.
- 728
- 00:43:19,311 --> 00:43:22,579
- You must be Olivia.
- 729
- 00:43:22,581 --> 00:43:27,117
- I'm Tete Carey, and this
- is his uncle Bradley.
- 730
- 00:43:27,119 --> 00:43:30,588
- The future president of the
- United States of America.
- 731
- 00:43:30,590 --> 00:43:32,256
- It's a
- pleasure to meet you.
- 732
- 00:43:32,258 --> 00:43:33,591
- [screams]
- 733
- 00:43:33,593 --> 00:43:35,059
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
- 734
- 00:43:35,061 --> 00:43:37,231
- What in God's name.
- 735
- 00:43:38,331 --> 00:43:39,896
- I'ma have a heart attack.
- 736
- 00:43:39,898 --> 00:43:42,365
- I'm the one who's dying here,
- not you.
- 737
- 00:43:42,367 --> 00:43:44,836
- All you motherfuckers
- care about is my will.
- 738
- 00:43:44,838 --> 00:43:47,972
- Pop, you know how expensive
- it is to become president.
- 739
- 00:43:47,974 --> 00:43:50,575
- And what a good president
- you'll be.
- 740
- 00:43:50,577 --> 00:43:53,410
- America, boom!
- 741
- 00:43:53,412 --> 00:43:57,548
- Boom! Boom! Boom!
- Your hand's healed.
- 742
- 00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:59,983
- The healing power
- of your booty, baby.
- 743
- 00:43:59,985 --> 00:44:01,551
- And, young lady, did you notice?
- 744
- 00:44:01,553 --> 00:44:03,521
- I never once fondled
- my wife's titties
- 745
- 00:44:03,523 --> 00:44:05,388
- at the dining room table.
- 746
- 00:44:05,390 --> 00:44:06,490
- I'm so proud of you.
- 747
- 00:44:06,492 --> 00:44:08,925
- I'm proud of you.
- 748
- 00:44:08,927 --> 00:44:12,229
- - Shut the fuck up.
- - Oh, oh, oh Jeez...
- 749
- 00:44:12,231 --> 00:44:15,332
- Shut up.
- 750
- 00:44:15,334 --> 00:44:16,934
- Pops.
- 751
- 00:44:16,936 --> 00:44:19,269
- You shut the fuck up too.
- 752
- 00:44:19,271 --> 00:44:20,573
- Hey, Poppy.
- 753
- 00:44:21,608 --> 00:44:22,508
- Poppy, look at me. Hey.
- 754
- 00:44:23,575 --> 00:44:25,411
- Put the gun down.
- 755
- 00:44:35,121 --> 00:44:38,222
- So, anybody else...
- 756
- 00:44:38,224 --> 00:44:39,657
- Anybody else peckish?
- Anybody hungry?
- 757
- 00:44:39,659 --> 00:44:41,258
- I'm hungry, anybody?
- 758
- 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:42,459
- [Tete] I could eat.
- 759
- 00:44:42,461 --> 00:44:44,562
- Jean, what's for dinner?
- 760
- 00:44:44,564 --> 00:44:48,064
- Hope it's not their casserole.
- Tastes more like asserole.
- 761
- 00:44:48,066 --> 00:44:51,334
- You people don't like
- the food here, you can leave.
- 762
- 00:44:51,336 --> 00:44:53,403
- Okay, do you hear me?
- 763
- 00:44:53,405 --> 00:44:56,843
- I have just about enough
- of all this bullshit.
- 764
- 00:44:58,211 --> 00:45:01,445
- Ted, I don't know about
- all this vampire,
- 765
- 00:45:01,447 --> 00:45:03,648
- zombie nonsense,
- whatever it is,
- 766
- 00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:05,983
- but it's not gonna happen in my
- family, you understand?
- 767
- 00:45:05,985 --> 00:45:08,919
- - It's gonna stop right now.
- - You're damn right.
- 768
- 00:45:08,921 --> 00:45:10,287
- I'm still in charge
- of this house.
- 769
- 00:45:10,289 --> 00:45:11,988
- Wait, Olivia!
- 770
- 00:45:11,990 --> 00:45:15,528
- Don't leave,
- she's gonna bite you.
- 771
- 00:45:19,131 --> 00:45:21,200
- She's gonna bite you.
- 772
- 00:45:25,637 --> 00:45:27,137
- Olivia!
- 773
- 00:45:27,139 --> 00:45:28,305
- [chanting]
- 774
- 00:45:28,307 --> 00:45:29,376
- Olivia!
- 775
- 00:45:45,390 --> 00:45:49,225
- Olivia?
- 776
- 00:45:49,227 --> 00:45:50,130
- Olivia!
- 777
- 00:46:20,093 --> 00:46:22,996
- Hi, this is Olivia, leave me a
- message and I'll call you back.
- 778
- 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:32,202
- - [scream]
- - Oh, shit!
- 779
- 00:46:32,204 --> 00:46:33,336
- [roaring]
- 780
- 00:46:33,338 --> 00:46:34,307
- [screams]
- 781
- 00:46:36,175 --> 00:46:37,544
- [screams]
- 782
- 00:46:48,787 --> 00:46:51,689
- Olivia?
- 783
- 00:46:51,691 --> 00:46:53,627
- Olivia!
- 784
- 00:46:56,762 --> 00:46:57,663
- Olivia?
- 785
- 00:47:04,070 --> 00:47:05,305
- Hello!
- 786
- 00:47:06,238 --> 00:47:10,274
- You don't look so good.
- Love got you down?
- 787
- 00:47:10,276 --> 00:47:11,178
- [laughs]
- 788
- 00:47:21,653 --> 00:47:26,189
- Oh God, Olivia, there you are, I've
- been looking all over for you.
- 789
- 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,693
- This place is so creepy.
- 790
- 00:47:32,465 --> 00:47:33,367
- Are you okay?
- 791
- 00:47:34,834 --> 00:47:36,069
- I mean, I have your shoe.
- 792
- 00:47:40,606 --> 00:47:43,673
- Look, Olivia, I'm sorry, okay?
- Please forgive me.
- 793
- 00:47:43,675 --> 00:47:44,710
- I shouldn't have
- taken you there.
- 794
- 00:47:45,644 --> 00:47:47,378
- What is wrong with them?
- 795
- 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:49,079
- They're crazy.
- 796
- 00:47:49,081 --> 00:47:50,814
- They think I'm a vampire.
- 797
- 00:47:50,816 --> 00:47:53,619
- Yes, well,
- they think I'm a zombie.
- 798
- 00:47:54,686 --> 00:47:57,521
- My God, Ted,
- you are a zombie, okay.
- 799
- 00:47:57,523 --> 00:48:00,457
- You're in denial and I guess I'm
- a fool for thinking I could
- 800
- 00:48:00,459 --> 00:48:03,429
- trust a zombie, you're probably
- just interested in my brains.
- 801
- 00:48:06,298 --> 00:48:08,599
- Yes, well, for your information,
- I think you're a vampire
- 802
- 00:48:08,601 --> 00:48:11,234
- and I suppose all you're
- interested in is my blood, right?
- 803
- 00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:12,769
- Maybe.
- 804
- 00:48:12,771 --> 00:48:16,340
- Then, go ahead, Olivia, bite me.
- 805
- 00:48:16,342 --> 00:48:17,610
- Oh, I'm so tempted.
- 806
- 00:48:19,244 --> 00:48:21,245
- Yes, well, I'm tempted
- to eat your brains.
- 807
- 00:48:21,247 --> 00:48:24,618
- Well, then go ahead, eat my brains,
- Ted, you zombie, eat them.
- 808
- 00:48:25,852 --> 00:48:27,087
- [groaning]
- 809
- 00:48:38,631 --> 00:48:40,430
- [moaning]
- 810
- 00:48:40,432 --> 00:48:42,201
- Are you okay,
- Olivia, did I hurt you?
- 811
- 00:48:59,385 --> 00:49:00,517
- No.
- 812
- 00:49:00,519 --> 00:49:01,885
- I'm sorry.
- 813
- 00:49:01,887 --> 00:49:02,852
- Olivia, are you okay?
- 814
- 00:49:02,854 --> 00:49:04,356
- No, no, I'm okay.
- 815
- 00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:09,663
- I would never want
- to hurt you, okay.
- 816
- 00:49:11,197 --> 00:49:12,099
- I love you.
- 817
- 00:49:13,365 --> 00:49:15,101
- What the hell
- are we gonna do?
- 818
- 00:49:16,202 --> 00:49:17,838
- You're a zombie and I'm
- a fucking vampire.
- 819
- 00:49:19,939 --> 00:49:23,774
- Yes, well, I guess
- it all make sense now.
- 820
- 00:49:23,776 --> 00:49:27,380
- You understood why I'm tempted
- to bite people's heads.
- 821
- 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,184
- I want to bite
- your neck so bad.
- 822
- 00:49:35,421 --> 00:49:37,320
- How did this happen?
- 823
- 00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:39,823
- I don't want
- to hurt anyone, Ted.
- 824
- 00:49:39,825 --> 00:49:41,258
- Neither do I.
- 825
- 00:49:41,260 --> 00:49:42,660
- Let's make a pact.
- 826
- 00:49:42,662 --> 00:49:44,898
- Like a blood pact?
- 827
- 00:49:46,831 --> 00:49:49,233
- No, probably
- not a good idea.
- 828
- 00:49:49,235 --> 00:49:50,137
- Pinky pact.
- 829
- 00:49:50,970 --> 00:49:52,736
- Nobody has to die.
- 830
- 00:49:52,738 --> 00:49:55,372
- Nobody that
- isn't already dead.
- 831
- 00:49:55,374 --> 00:49:56,510
- Right.
- 832
- 00:49:58,311 --> 00:49:59,778
- Promise you'll
- stay with me forever?
- 833
- 00:50:02,814 --> 00:50:04,184
- [music]
- 834
- 00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:10,724
- Forever could be
- a really long time for us.
- 835
- 00:50:13,425 --> 00:50:14,691
- Yes.
- 836
- 00:50:14,693 --> 00:50:15,728
- [soft music]
- 837
- 00:50:25,972 --> 00:50:26,872
- Thank you.
- 838
- 00:50:30,776 --> 00:50:31,811
- [howling]
- 839
- 00:50:36,414 --> 00:50:37,316
- Wolfgang?
- 840
- 00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:39,617
- Hi, Wolfgang.
- 841
- 00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:40,553
- Hey, Ted.
- 842
- 00:50:41,653 --> 00:50:42,588
- Hey, Olivia.
- 843
- 00:50:52,999 --> 00:50:54,568
- Watch out for the alligators.
- 844
- 00:50:57,003 --> 00:50:57,938
- They're terrifying.
- 845
- 00:51:03,508 --> 00:51:04,543
- I love you, Ted.
- 846
- 00:51:05,443 --> 00:51:06,880
- [music]
- 847
- 00:51:15,854 --> 00:51:18,757
- Well, if it isn't
- Lazy one and Lazy two.
- 848
- 00:51:20,626 --> 00:51:21,528
- I don't get it.
- 849
- 00:51:22,727 --> 00:51:24,630
- It's a Dr. Seuss
- reference, dipshit.
- 850
- 00:51:27,032 --> 00:51:29,633
- Anyway, I'm just coming by to
- make sure some work is getting
- 851
- 00:51:29,635 --> 00:51:33,771
- done around here, that nobody's
- being a zombie.
- 852
- 00:51:33,773 --> 00:51:35,275
- [laughs]
- 853
- 00:51:42,081 --> 00:51:46,350
- [laughs and coughs]
- 854
- 00:51:46,352 --> 00:51:47,454
- Zombie!
- 855
- 00:51:48,753 --> 00:51:51,323
- That is funny stuff,
- come on [laughs].
- 856
- 00:52:01,434 --> 00:52:04,568
- Best worker competition's right
- around the corner, you know.
- 857
- 00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:06,537
- Best worker, best worker.
- 858
- 00:52:06,539 --> 00:52:07,439
- Over here [laughs].
- 859
- 00:52:08,506 --> 00:52:11,341
- Yes, I am working so ultra hard.
- 860
- 00:52:11,343 --> 00:52:12,675
- It is exhausting.
- 861
- 00:52:12,677 --> 00:52:14,546
- Seriously.
- 862
- 00:52:16,014 --> 00:52:17,680
- What?
- 863
- 00:52:17,682 --> 00:52:18,651
- What are you working on?
- 864
- 00:52:19,753 --> 00:52:22,488
- Me? I'm working on the numbers
- for stateside, sir.
- 865
- 00:52:24,023 --> 00:52:24,923
- And?
- 866
- 00:52:27,425 --> 00:52:30,526
- Spreadsheet for your
- afternoon meeting, sir.
- 867
- 00:52:30,528 --> 00:52:31,430
- Very good.
- 868
- 00:52:32,532 --> 00:52:34,765
- Better be careful, you just
- might win best worker.
- 869
- 00:52:34,767 --> 00:52:35,669
- No, that's me.
- 870
- 00:52:37,001 --> 00:52:39,503
- I'm really not
- worried about that.
- 871
- 00:52:39,505 --> 00:52:40,604
- Nor should you be.
- 872
- 00:52:40,606 --> 00:52:42,472
- You're gonna lose.
- 873
- 00:52:42,474 --> 00:52:43,673
- [laughs]
- 874
- 00:52:43,675 --> 00:52:44,675
- [laughs]
- 875
- 00:52:44,677 --> 00:52:45,745
- So funny... [laughs]
- 876
- 00:52:46,845 --> 00:52:48,379
- I get it.
- 877
- 00:52:48,381 --> 00:52:51,148
- - Funny guy.
- - You're the boss. Funny.
- 878
- 00:52:51,150 --> 00:52:55,151
- Hey. I think I deserve
- a little respect around here.
- 879
- 00:52:55,153 --> 00:52:58,454
- You might want to comb your
- hair once in a while, Ted.
- 880
- 00:52:58,456 --> 00:52:59,358
- What?
- 881
- 00:53:00,226 --> 00:53:01,825
- Anyway, seems
- like you two are getting
- 882
- 00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:04,794
- along pretty well with my
- new secretary, Bonnie.
- 883
- 00:53:04,796 --> 00:53:06,365
- Yes, she's really nice.
- 884
- 00:53:09,001 --> 00:53:12,568
- Just not so sure
- how smart old Bon-Bon is,
- 885
- 00:53:12,570 --> 00:53:14,470
- you know what I'm saying?
- [laughs]
- 886
- 00:53:14,472 --> 00:53:16,840
- You don't know
- how smart she is?
- 887
- 00:53:16,842 --> 00:53:22,012
- Frank, what is that?
- 888
- 00:53:22,014 --> 00:53:24,515
- I mean, what is that?
- 889
- 00:53:24,517 --> 00:53:26,086
- Is that another one
- of your stupid jokes?
- 890
- 00:53:28,653 --> 00:53:31,954
- You can call me
- Lazy one or Lazy two or any
- 891
- 00:53:31,956 --> 00:53:36,760
- other names that you want,
- but you leave Bonnie alone.
- 892
- 00:53:36,762 --> 00:53:39,032
- Bonnie is not the best worker.
- 893
- 00:53:40,965 --> 00:53:42,899
- I suggest you watch
- how you talk
- 894
- 00:53:42,901 --> 00:53:44,403
- to me if you want to
- keep your job.
- 895
- 00:53:45,871 --> 00:53:47,704
- You can call me Mr. Lee.
- 896
- 00:53:47,706 --> 00:53:49,439
- - Mr. Lee.
- - Yes?
- 897
- 00:53:49,441 --> 00:53:50,941
- I've found your loofa.
- 898
- 00:53:50,943 --> 00:53:53,142
- Also need you to sign
- a few things for me.
- 899
- 00:53:53,144 --> 00:53:57,150
- Hey, you might want to tell your
- boyfriend here to watch his...
- 900
- 00:53:59,751 --> 00:54:00,786
- ass.
- 901
- 00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:10,093
- What was that all about?
- 902
- 00:54:10,095 --> 00:54:13,700
- Well, old Ricky here
- just kicked Frank Lee's...
- 903
- 00:54:14,767 --> 00:54:16,733
- ass, is what he did.
- 904
- 00:54:16,735 --> 00:54:18,167
- - Really?
- - Yes.
- 905
- 00:54:18,169 --> 00:54:20,572
- That is pretty sexy.
- 906
- 00:54:22,541 --> 00:54:23,907
- Are you coming to lunch?
- 907
- 00:54:23,909 --> 00:54:26,075
- Yes, I'll meet
- you guys over there.
- 908
- 00:54:26,077 --> 00:54:26,979
- [background noise]
- 909
- 00:54:36,055 --> 00:54:39,490
- Ted, you've got to
- help me get Bonnie to
- 910
- 00:54:39,492 --> 00:54:42,162
- the basement for
- a surprise before Monday.
- 911
- 00:54:43,162 --> 00:54:46,666
- What's the surprise now
- and what's going on Monday?
- 912
- 00:54:47,932 --> 00:54:49,633
- I'll get that.
- 913
- 00:54:49,635 --> 00:54:53,640
- Monday is when they
- announce best worker.
- 914
- 00:54:55,874 --> 00:55:00,209
- You know Bonnie's deciding that, right? Is
- that why you want to give her something?
- 915
- 00:55:00,211 --> 00:55:05,649
- What? Then she will... Then
- she'll ultra choose herself.
- 916
- 00:55:05,651 --> 00:55:08,952
- - This is...
- - No. No, Mel, she can't choose herself.
- 917
- 00:55:08,954 --> 00:55:10,553
- She can't be best worker.
- 918
- 00:55:10,555 --> 00:55:12,289
- She has to count all the votes,
- 919
- 00:55:12,291 --> 00:55:15,995
- and then if there's a tie, she
- gets to decide who wins it.
- 920
- 00:55:21,133 --> 00:55:23,700
- That is not... [laughing]
- 921
- 00:55:23,702 --> 00:55:27,704
- So not what I thought.
- 922
- 00:55:27,706 --> 00:55:31,975
- This is ultra interesting,
- see you later.
- 923
- 00:55:31,977 --> 00:55:32,912
- What?
- 924
- 00:55:33,912 --> 00:55:35,014
- [music]
- 925
- 00:55:51,564 --> 00:55:52,632
- Can I have that?
- 926
- 00:55:53,865 --> 00:55:54,566
- Sure.
- 927
- 00:55:56,769 --> 00:55:59,236
- There's something
- I need to say.
- 928
- 00:55:59,238 --> 00:56:02,606
- I know all of you have known for
- a while now, but
- 929
- 00:56:02,608 --> 00:56:03,943
- I am a zombie.
- 930
- 00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:08,345
- A zombie?
- 931
- 00:56:08,347 --> 00:56:11,918
- Yep, a zombie named Ted.
- 932
- 00:56:14,586 --> 00:56:16,523
- I'm feeling
- pretty dumb these days.
- 933
- 00:56:17,756 --> 00:56:21,261
- Excellent, Grendel,
- I am so happy for you.
- 934
- 00:56:22,927 --> 00:56:23,896
- I am a vampire.
- 935
- 00:56:25,064 --> 00:56:25,965
- I knew that.
- 936
- 00:56:30,302 --> 00:56:36,039
- These lollipops I always suck on,
- I make them myself out of blood.
- 937
- 00:56:36,041 --> 00:56:36,943
- [gagging]
- 938
- 00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:40,746
- See, I knew you guys would
- think that was gross.
- 939
- 00:56:42,881 --> 00:56:46,586
- Ted, how is this knowledge affecting
- the way you feel about Olivia?
- 940
- 00:56:48,621 --> 00:56:49,722
- Doesn't matter to me.
- 941
- 00:56:54,093 --> 00:56:56,996
- I have the cutest
- patients [laughs].
- 942
- 00:57:00,331 --> 00:57:02,399
- I guess eating
- bloody pops isn't
- 943
- 00:57:02,401 --> 00:57:04,166
- as a big deal
- as I thought it was.
- 944
- 00:57:04,168 --> 00:57:05,702
- Do you have to
- call them that?
- 945
- 00:57:05,704 --> 00:57:07,137
- Where do you
- get the blood from?
- 946
- 00:57:07,139 --> 00:57:10,140
- The hospital usually,
- the morgue too.
- 947
- 00:57:10,142 --> 00:57:11,077
- [vomiting]
- 948
- 00:57:12,910 --> 00:57:14,244
- Hey, are you okay?
- 949
- 00:57:14,246 --> 00:57:15,180
- [vomiting]
- 950
- 00:57:32,064 --> 00:57:33,930
- That's actually
- a really good idea, honey.
- 951
- 00:57:33,932 --> 00:57:35,767
- - That way, no one has to die.
- - Yes.
- 952
- 00:57:37,836 --> 00:57:40,937
- Your little ploy of making
- me slip on ice cream down
- 953
- 00:57:40,939 --> 00:57:44,944
- the steps may have worked,
- Candy, but I am still alive.
- 954
- 00:57:46,110 --> 00:57:49,445
- Not only that, but the handsome
- doctor who bandaged me up
- 955
- 00:57:49,447 --> 00:57:52,682
- was none other than your
- high school sweetheart.
- 956
- 00:57:52,684 --> 00:57:54,184
- The one that got away [laughs].
- 957
- 00:57:54,186 --> 00:57:57,356
- We made passionate love
- when he was done.
- 958
- 00:57:58,423 --> 00:57:59,955
- [screams]
- 959
- 00:57:59,957 --> 00:58:02,124
- None of my
- patients listen to me.
- 960
- 00:58:02,126 --> 00:58:06,398
- Mr. Van Tadan, can you please
- go back to my office right now.
- 961
- 00:58:09,267 --> 00:58:10,168
- Please.
- 962
- 00:58:15,139 --> 00:58:17,374
- I don't need you, Norah.
- 963
- 00:58:17,376 --> 00:58:18,941
- Yes, you do.
- 964
- 00:58:18,943 --> 00:58:20,477
- - I don't. No.
- - You do. Yes.
- 965
- 00:58:20,479 --> 00:58:22,715
- - I don't!
- - You do!
- 966
- 00:58:23,948 --> 00:58:25,385
- I don't need you!
- 967
- 00:58:26,318 --> 00:58:28,251
- Yes, you do.
- 968
- 00:58:28,253 --> 00:58:29,789
- I don't [screaming].
- 969
- 00:58:35,927 --> 00:58:37,095
- [whistling]
- 970
- 00:58:40,499 --> 00:58:42,966
- How's my
- favorite secretary doing?
- 971
- 00:58:42,968 --> 00:58:45,001
- About to put in her notice.
- 972
- 00:58:45,003 --> 00:58:47,236
- Say what, why?
- 973
- 00:58:47,238 --> 00:58:50,242
- I applied for
- Frank's job and I got it.
- 974
- 00:58:51,175 --> 00:58:56,345
- [laughs] They've been grooming her
- for this, and Frank has no idea.
- 975
- 00:58:56,347 --> 00:58:57,416
- [coughing]
- 976
- 00:58:59,383 --> 00:59:02,519
- - Oh, man!
- - We all deserve some changes around here.
- 977
- 00:59:02,521 --> 00:59:04,521
- What's today?
- 978
- 00:59:04,523 --> 00:59:06,155
- Monday.
- 979
- 00:59:06,157 --> 00:59:08,325
- It's a trick question [laughs].
- 980
- 00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:11,294
- Today is the day that
- someone ultra special
- 981
- 00:59:11,296 --> 00:59:14,131
- gets the trophy for
- the best worker.
- 982
- 00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:15,532
- I hope you get it.
- 983
- 00:59:15,534 --> 00:59:17,934
- Hey, you know,
- I voted for you, Mel.
- 984
- 00:59:17,936 --> 00:59:19,035
- So did I.
- 985
- 00:59:19,037 --> 00:59:21,037
- I like zombies.
- 986
- 00:59:21,039 --> 00:59:22,972
- Just don't eat my brains, Ted.
- 987
- 00:59:22,974 --> 00:59:25,508
- I don't want to
- eat your brains, Mel.
- 988
- 00:59:25,510 --> 00:59:28,313
- Guys, I don't want to
- hurt anybody.
- 989
- 00:59:29,314 --> 00:59:32,115
- All right, look, I realize
- I've been in denial.
- 990
- 00:59:32,117 --> 00:59:34,283
- And this is more than
- just a skin thing.
- 991
- 00:59:34,285 --> 00:59:38,256
- Obviously, I am a zombie.
- 992
- 00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:42,160
- I'm sorry for freaking
- you guys out so much.
- 993
- 00:59:45,430 --> 00:59:48,131
- Well, I guess
- now is as a good a time
- 994
- 00:59:48,133 --> 00:59:51,100
- as any to hand out the
- best worker trophy.
- 995
- 00:59:51,102 --> 00:59:52,003
- Yes.
- 996
- 00:59:53,372 --> 00:59:56,840
- Okay, Frank Lee
- asked me to do the
- 997
- 00:59:56,842 --> 00:59:59,809
- presentation, so if everyone
- would gather around.
- 998
- 00:59:59,811 --> 01:00:01,878
- The votes have been
- tallied and so without
- 999
- 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,983
- further ado, the best
- worker award goes to...
- 1000
- 01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:08,017
- Mel!
- 1001
- 01:00:08,019 --> 01:00:08,920
- [applause]
- 1002
- 01:00:13,992 --> 01:00:15,925
- Thank God, I got the award.
- 1003
- 01:00:15,927 --> 01:00:20,198
- Me trying to do...
- I'm so happy.
- 1004
- 01:00:21,099 --> 01:00:23,566
- - Okay, Mel. Okay, Mel!
- - Thank you.
- 1005
- 01:00:23,568 --> 01:00:26,403
- Here you go,
- you certainly deserve this.
- 1006
- 01:00:26,405 --> 01:00:29,840
- - You are a very hard worker.
- - You feel good, thank you.
- 1007
- 01:00:29,842 --> 01:00:33,577
- I don't think anybody else deserves
- this award more than you do.
- 1008
- 01:00:33,579 --> 01:00:34,577
- Thank you.
- 1009
- 01:00:34,579 --> 01:00:35,845
- [clapping]
- 1010
- 01:00:35,847 --> 01:00:37,215
- Congrats.
- 1011
- 01:00:39,151 --> 01:00:43,289
- Police!
- Police with captives.
- 1012
- 01:00:48,994 --> 01:00:50,463
- Melthius Corpus Lithium.
- 1013
- 01:00:54,365 --> 01:00:55,267
- That's me.
- 1014
- 01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:57,402
- What kind
- of name is that?
- 1015
- 01:00:58,336 --> 01:01:01,238
- - Oh, well... It's Californian.
- - Oh.
- 1016
- 01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,640
- - Yeah.
- - Make sense.
- 1017
- 01:01:03,642 --> 01:01:06,008
- Now maybe you can tell us
- why we found these missing
- 1018
- 01:01:06,010 --> 01:01:08,044
- people locked in a room in the
- basement of this building?
- 1019
- 01:01:08,046 --> 01:01:09,148
- Yeah.
- 1020
- 01:01:11,650 --> 01:01:14,984
- Well, they got food.
- I gave them food.
- 1021
- 01:01:14,986 --> 01:01:16,452
- The food
- actually wasn't that bad.
- 1022
- 01:01:16,454 --> 01:01:18,387
- We've got a rodent problem
- down there.
- 1023
- 01:01:18,389 --> 01:01:19,890
- It also gets
- really cold at night.
- 1024
- 01:01:19,892 --> 01:01:21,024
- It does
- get cold, it got cold.
- 1025
- 01:01:21,026 --> 01:01:22,626
- I gave them blankets.
- 1026
- 01:01:22,628 --> 01:01:26,329
- And they were thin.
- No, thanks. They were thin.
- 1027
- 01:01:26,331 --> 01:01:32,301
- To be fair, Mel did get me
- a lovely birthday gift.
- 1028
- 01:01:32,303 --> 01:01:34,907
- That was super.
- Thank you.
- 1029
- 01:01:37,541 --> 01:01:39,910
- Yes, but these peoples' families
- have been missing them.
- 1030
- 01:01:39,912 --> 01:01:45,551
- Well, they can all go home now
- because I'm best worker now.
- 1031
- 01:01:46,584 --> 01:01:48,251
- Thanks, hold the applause.
- 1032
- 01:01:48,253 --> 01:01:51,521
- Hold on, that's
- what this is all about?
- 1033
- 01:01:51,523 --> 01:01:53,689
- You locked these people
- in a basement so that
- 1034
- 01:01:53,691 --> 01:01:57,028
- - they couldn't win the best worker trophy?
- - Uh, yeah.
- 1035
- 01:01:58,262 --> 01:01:59,528
- - Give me that trophy.
- - No, no.
- 1036
- 01:01:59,530 --> 01:02:02,499
- - No, no...
- - Yes.
- 1037
- 01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:06,005
- You don't deserve it.
- Thank you.
- 1038
- 01:02:07,005 --> 01:02:10,439
- Mel, you can't win best worker if
- you lock people up in a basement.
- 1039
- 01:02:10,441 --> 01:02:13,008
- - I didn't know that.
- - Does anyone know
- 1040
- 01:02:13,010 --> 01:02:15,146
- what Jimi Hendrix is saying
- in Purple Haze?
- 1041
- 01:02:17,682 --> 01:02:19,184
- Never mind all that.
- 1042
- 01:02:20,452 --> 01:02:23,119
- Melthius, none of these people
- have decided to press charges.
- 1043
- 01:02:23,121 --> 01:02:25,457
- Which means, we are not
- going to arrest you today.
- 1044
- 01:02:26,457 --> 01:02:29,492
- But I suggest you don't do anything
- like this ever again, you hear me?
- 1045
- 01:02:29,494 --> 01:02:31,695
- I hear you.
- Hear you.
- 1046
- 01:02:31,697 --> 01:02:33,595
- Mel, and
- whoever is going to be
- 1047
- 01:02:33,597 --> 01:02:36,099
- the one that wins the
- best worker trophy,
- 1048
- 01:02:36,101 --> 01:02:39,336
- it's gonna be a person who doesn't
- lock their co-workers in a basement.
- 1049
- 01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:41,437
- - Yeah.
- - Sorry, guys.
- 1050
- 01:02:41,439 --> 01:02:44,006
- Sometimes other people
- have to win the trophy.
- 1051
- 01:02:44,008 --> 01:02:46,309
- Mel, if I can be a zombie
- and not eat people, I think
- 1052
- 01:02:46,311 --> 01:02:48,477
- you can be the best worker
- here and not lock people up.
- 1053
- 01:02:48,479 --> 01:02:50,113
- Zombie.
- 1054
- 01:02:50,115 --> 01:02:51,747
- All right, yes, I'm
- a zombie, all right.
- 1055
- 01:02:51,749 --> 01:02:53,283
- Get over it.
- 1056
- 01:02:53,285 --> 01:02:55,417
- Let's get
- out of here, sergeant.
- 1057
- 01:02:55,419 --> 01:02:56,352
- Bye.
- 1058
- 01:02:56,354 --> 01:02:57,456
- Be good.
- 1059
- 01:02:59,490 --> 01:03:03,061
- Captives [claps] be gone.
- 1060
- 01:03:10,535 --> 01:03:11,437
- [singing]
- 1061
- 01:03:21,079 --> 01:03:23,950
- All right Poppy old man,
- let's get this party started.
- 1062
- 01:03:24,782 --> 01:03:27,719
- I will go first
- as first lady.
- 1063
- 01:03:28,753 --> 01:03:32,021
- Carey always got to be first.
- 1064
- 01:03:32,023 --> 01:03:35,591
- Dear Carey, though you
- are no direct relation to me,
- 1065
- 01:03:35,593 --> 01:03:39,428
- and I don't think you got
- much in the way of brains.
- 1066
- 01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:41,765
- Shut up, you old fool.
- Shut up, Poppy.
- 1067
- 01:03:41,767 --> 01:03:43,666
- You go ahead, baby.
- 1068
- 01:03:43,668 --> 01:03:46,037
- I think you
- and your dumb husband...
- 1069
- 01:03:47,072 --> 01:03:48,470
- Dumb, son of a bitch.
- 1070
- 01:03:48,472 --> 01:03:51,441
- Look, I'm sorry.
- Keep reading, sweetheart.
- 1071
- 01:03:51,443 --> 01:03:53,742
- ...should go
- to the White House.
- 1072
- 01:03:53,744 --> 01:03:56,081
- Where a bunch of other
- dummies have lived
- 1073
- 01:03:56,782 --> 01:03:59,651
- so I've left you enough
- money to do that.
- 1074
- 01:04:01,485 --> 01:04:03,385
- There is a bag
- with your name on it.
- 1075
- 01:04:03,387 --> 01:04:05,056
- [indistinct]
- 1076
- 01:04:06,258 --> 01:04:08,725
- Take that,
- all you naysayers.
- 1077
- 01:04:08,727 --> 01:04:11,628
- America or boom!
- 1078
- 01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:12,530
- [shouting]
- 1079
- 01:04:14,099 --> 01:04:16,235
- It's a funeral
- for God's sakes.
- 1080
- 01:04:17,735 --> 01:04:20,070
- Okay,
- I get it, I get it.
- 1081
- 01:04:20,072 --> 01:04:23,372
- Excuse me, everybody,
- for boning my wife
- 1082
- 01:04:23,374 --> 01:04:25,343
- in front of the ashes
- of your dead daddy.
- 1083
- 01:04:26,445 --> 01:04:30,713
- I think my gorgeous wife
- deserves the honor to read ours.
- 1084
- 01:04:30,715 --> 01:04:33,082
- By the way, you look
- mighty pretty today.
- 1085
- 01:04:33,084 --> 01:04:36,852
- Thank you, baby, but I
- can't take all the credit.
- 1086
- 01:04:36,854 --> 01:04:42,660
- I've been using Infinite Naturals and
- it has been clearing up my skin.
- 1087
- 01:04:44,095 --> 01:04:45,628
- It is good for the hands,
- 1088
- 01:04:45,630 --> 01:04:48,401
- the face, and every bumpy place.
- 1089
- 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:53,470
- - Infinite Naturals...
- - [all together] ...is naturally infinite.
- 1090
- 01:04:53,472 --> 01:04:54,607
- [laughs]
- 1091
- 01:04:56,273 --> 01:04:57,442
- Here we go.
- 1092
- 01:04:59,543 --> 01:05:04,582
- Dear, Jorge, that wife
- of yours can't cook.
- 1093
- 01:05:05,684 --> 01:05:10,320
- I was never proud of
- you, son, but you tried.
- 1094
- 01:05:10,322 --> 01:05:17,227
- Irregardless, fuckers, I'm
- leaving you and Jean a bag.
- 1095
- 01:05:17,229 --> 01:05:19,595
- Hallelujah.
- Thank you, Jesus.
- 1096
- 01:05:19,597 --> 01:05:22,499
- Well, Pops, you
- were a pain in the ass
- 1097
- 01:05:22,501 --> 01:05:24,637
- till the end,
- but I'm gonna miss you.
- 1098
- 01:05:25,537 --> 01:05:29,539
- [laughs] Darling...
- This is it.
- 1099
- 01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:30,508
- [shouting]
- 1100
- 01:05:32,309 --> 01:05:33,809
- [crosstalk]
- Money in that bag.
- 1101
- 01:05:33,811 --> 01:05:35,447
- Welcome to the rich club.
- 1102
- 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:38,684
- Go ahead, son.
- It's your turn.
- 1103
- 01:05:42,354 --> 01:05:47,393
- Dear, Ted, you were the only
- one that I loved, except Linda.
- 1104
- 01:05:49,727 --> 01:05:51,727
- But there at the end,
- you were a zombie,
- 1105
- 01:05:51,729 --> 01:05:54,132
- and I just can't
- tolerate that.
- 1106
- 01:05:56,468 --> 01:05:58,471
- So, no money for you,
- 1107
- 01:06:00,771 --> 01:06:04,142
- but I did leave you some coupons
- to help with expenses.
- 1108
- 01:06:05,709 --> 01:06:07,676
- - Luck!
- - Sorry, son.
- 1109
- 01:06:07,678 --> 01:06:08,881
- My turn.
- 1110
- 01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:15,584
- My darling Linda,
- love of my life.
- 1111
- 01:06:15,586 --> 01:06:18,887
- The biggest bag is
- of course for you
- 1112
- 01:06:18,889 --> 01:06:22,225
- and will allow you to
- finish your sorcery training
- 1113
- 01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:27,363
- and do any other damn thing you
- please, forever in my memory.
- 1114
- 01:06:27,365 --> 01:06:29,602
- That's some
- bullshit right there.
- 1115
- 01:06:31,369 --> 01:06:32,801
- There is my new boyfriend.
- 1116
- 01:06:32,803 --> 01:06:34,903
- I'll be practicing
- my newest love spell
- 1117
- 01:06:34,905 --> 01:06:37,275
- on him
- right about now [laughs].
- 1118
- 01:06:40,544 --> 01:06:42,445
- Tata, everyone.
- 1119
- 01:06:42,447 --> 01:06:44,513
- Don't miss me too much.
- 1120
- 01:06:44,515 --> 01:06:45,416
- [laughs]
- 1121
- 01:06:51,423 --> 01:06:53,726
- Thank God that bitch is gone.
- 1122
- 01:07:09,407 --> 01:07:10,309
- [boom]
- 1123
- 01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:13,779
- What was that?
- 1124
- 01:07:16,581 --> 01:07:18,615
- Poppy blew that woman up.
- 1125
- 01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:19,615
- [boom]
- 1126
- 01:07:19,617 --> 01:07:21,251
- Red flag.
- 1127
- 01:07:21,253 --> 01:07:23,452
- God may not be here
- when you want Him,
- 1128
- 01:07:23,454 --> 01:07:25,490
- but He's always right on time.
- 1129
- 01:07:28,626 --> 01:07:30,762
- I think we can
- all agree with my bitch.
- 1130
- 01:07:32,597 --> 01:07:35,798
- - Let's check out the loot.
- - [all cheering]
- 1131
- 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:38,504
- Wait, wait!
- Be careful now.
- 1132
- 01:07:39,704 --> 01:07:40,606
- I think it's safe.
- 1133
- 01:07:43,441 --> 01:07:45,575
- Yes, yes, yes.
- 1134
- 01:07:45,577 --> 01:07:49,912
- No, stop! Stop celebrating.
- It's fake.
- 1135
- 01:07:49,914 --> 01:07:52,251
- - It's fake.
- - Oh, no. No, no, no!
- 1136
- 01:07:53,651 --> 01:07:55,017
- [crying]
- Oh, my God.
- 1137
- 01:07:55,019 --> 01:07:56,686
- No, no, no.
- 1138
- 01:07:56,688 --> 01:07:57,590
- [crying]
- 1139
- 01:07:59,057 --> 01:08:03,526
- I wish I could burn
- your ass up more right now.
- 1140
- 01:08:03,528 --> 01:08:06,296
- Be strong.
- Baby, be strong.
- 1141
- 01:08:06,298 --> 01:08:11,066
- I wanted to get daddy
- [indistinct] so much hatred.
- 1142
- 01:08:11,068 --> 01:08:12,568
- [crying]
- 1143
- 01:08:12,570 --> 01:08:15,704
- What's to come
- of our country?
- 1144
- 01:08:15,706 --> 01:08:20,376
- I was gonna get you a
- prosthetic and surprise you.
- 1145
- 01:08:20,378 --> 01:08:24,846
- [crying] This is not
- what George Washington died for.
- 1146
- 01:08:24,848 --> 01:08:28,083
- [crying] I wanted you
- to hold me with both arms.
- 1147
- 01:08:28,085 --> 01:08:30,619
- [sobbing noises]
- 1148
- 01:08:30,621 --> 01:08:32,922
- I can't hold myself.
- 1149
- 01:08:32,924 --> 01:08:33,959
- [all are crying]
- 1150
- 01:08:40,831 --> 01:08:42,700
- I am sensitive
- to Infinite Naturals.
- 1151
- 01:08:43,968 --> 01:08:45,371
- Oh God.
- 1152
- 01:08:50,541 --> 01:08:51,876
- [Ted] It isn't
- the end of the world.
- 1153
- 01:08:53,812 --> 01:08:54,713
- Yes, it is.
- 1154
- 01:08:56,747 --> 01:09:00,048
- Listen, I am not
- gonna mistreat you, OK?
- 1155
- 01:09:00,050 --> 01:09:01,486
- What good would that do?
- 1156
- 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:05,658
- I want you to care about
- your job, and work hard.
- 1157
- 01:09:06,590 --> 01:09:09,762
- If you can learn to do that,
- and treat people better,
- 1158
- 01:09:11,062 --> 01:09:14,032
- sure we can find a place
- for you in some capacity.
- 1159
- 01:09:15,032 --> 01:09:16,302
- In some capacity?
- 1160
- 01:09:19,771 --> 01:09:23,942
- What? Like the janitor,
- or pool boy?
- 1161
- 01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:26,842
- We have a pool here?
- 1162
- 01:09:26,844 --> 01:09:29,078
- We don't have a pool here.
- 1163
- 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:33,916
- Listen, why don't you take a
- week off, and when you get
- 1164
- 01:09:33,918 --> 01:09:38,589
- back, we can sit down and find
- a place that fits for you.
- 1165
- 01:09:39,758 --> 01:09:42,594
- I'm sure you have some family who
- would want to see more of you.
- 1166
- 01:09:45,696 --> 01:09:46,697
- No, I don't.
- 1167
- 01:09:49,867 --> 01:09:52,103
- I think it would help
- if you took some time off.
- 1168
- 01:09:54,472 --> 01:09:55,374
- Oh, gosh.
- 1169
- 01:09:58,576 --> 01:10:00,012
- Frank, do you want a hug?
- 1170
- 01:10:01,879 --> 01:10:03,681
- Okay, come on.
- Bring it in.
- 1171
- 01:10:08,887 --> 01:10:09,985
- [sobbing]
- 1172
- 01:10:09,987 --> 01:10:11,055
- Okay.
- 1173
- 01:10:13,191 --> 01:10:14,626
- Look, you are
- sitting in my chair.
- 1174
- 01:10:23,867 --> 01:10:25,704
- I'm gonna need you to get up.
- 1175
- 01:10:27,104 --> 01:10:28,374
- [sigh]
- 1176
- 01:10:29,139 --> 01:10:30,642
- [upbeat music]
- 1177
- 01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,854
- Let me see what kind of
- coupons he gave you.
- 1178
- 01:10:44,856 --> 01:10:48,393
- That's for
- cereal or something.
- 1179
- 01:10:51,228 --> 01:10:52,164
- Oh, look at that.
- 1180
- 01:10:53,531 --> 01:10:57,166
- There is a letter in here for you
- from your grandfather, dumb ass.
- 1181
- 01:10:57,168 --> 01:11:00,539
- - You want to see what it says?
- - Th...
- 1182
- 01:11:01,973 --> 01:11:05,041
- [grandfather's voice] Dear Teddy, you
- didn't really think I'd only leave you
- 1183
- 01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:08,080
- a cereal coupon,
- did you? You fucking tool.
- 1184
- 01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:12,815
- You've known your whole life what the
- rest of those idiots will never know
- 1185
- 01:11:12,817 --> 01:11:16,822
- which is money can't buy you love.
- You will know what to do with this.
- 1186
- 01:11:17,789 --> 01:11:22,091
- I have enclosed Dan Bishop's business card.
- He's the man at Dintuck & Blitzer Bank
- 1187
- 01:11:22,093 --> 01:11:23,860
- and will help you
- access your money.
- 1188
- 01:11:23,862 --> 01:11:25,560
- Don't let me down, buddy.
- 1189
- 01:11:25,562 --> 01:11:28,998
- Love forever, your Poppy.
- 1190
- 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,168
- - Ted!
- - [laughs] Are you kidding me?
- 1191
- 01:11:32,170 --> 01:11:34,002
- Wow.
- I can't believe this.
- 1192
- 01:11:34,004 --> 01:11:37,172
- Dang, Ted. You might just be
- the richest zombie alive.
- 1193
- 01:11:37,174 --> 01:11:39,878
- The richest zombie...
- alive?
- 1194
- 01:11:40,879 --> 01:11:45,017
- I'm the richest
- zombie dead... named Ted.
- 1195
- 01:11:47,285 --> 01:11:48,653
- My God.
- 1196
- 01:11:50,088 --> 01:11:51,220
- Come on, guys.
- 1197
- 01:11:51,222 --> 01:11:52,558
- [music]
- 1198
- 01:11:54,259 --> 01:11:55,925
- [Bonnie] So crazy.
- 1199
- 01:11:55,927 --> 01:11:57,793
- [laughs]
- 1200
- 01:11:57,795 --> 01:11:59,198
- [happy music]
- 1201
- 01:12:14,077 --> 01:12:16,247
- ♪♪
- 1202
- 01:14:22,173 --> 01:14:24,073
- - [Crew] Marker.
- - [indistinct], zombie.
- 1203
- 01:14:24,075 --> 01:14:26,307
- Please don't hurt me.
- 1204
- 01:14:26,309 --> 01:14:29,310
- Can you start?
- Now you could think about it.
- 1205
- 01:14:29,312 --> 01:14:30,846
- Oh my God.
- Mel, Mel!
- 1206
- 01:14:30,848 --> 01:14:32,914
- [making zombie sounds]
- 1207
- 01:14:32,916 --> 01:14:34,249
- [roaring]
- 1208
- 01:14:34,251 --> 01:14:36,886
- - [indistinct]
- - [roaring]
- 1209
- 01:14:36,888 --> 01:14:38,820
- 20 crackers.
- Take four.
- 1210
- 01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:41,360
- You're dumb, Ted.
- [laughs] Sorry.
- 1211
- 01:14:42,427 --> 01:14:45,394
- - I'm just...
- - [woman] Sick and tired?
- 1212
- 01:14:45,396 --> 01:14:47,962
- [laughs] Give me a sec, okay.
- 1213
- 01:14:47,964 --> 01:14:49,333
- I'm in love with you.
- 1214
- 01:14:50,468 --> 01:14:52,467
- Okay.
- I'll get this.
- 1215
- 01:14:52,469 --> 01:14:56,139
- Look, I'm just sick and tired
- of people calling me a zombie.
- 1216
- 01:15:00,010 --> 01:15:01,043
- Excuse me.
- 1217
- 01:15:01,045 --> 01:15:02,410
- Oh my God.
- 1218
- 01:15:02,412 --> 01:15:04,980
- - Before you have sex.
- - Mel!
- 1219
- 01:15:04,982 --> 01:15:06,315
- Could you please,
- hand me my sandwich.
- 1220
- 01:15:06,317 --> 01:15:07,949
- - No.
- - I think she's lying on it.
- 1221
- 01:15:07,951 --> 01:15:09,752
- - How the...
- - Scene three Echo, take one.
- 1222
- 01:15:09,754 --> 01:15:11,252
- - [Crew] rolling.
- - I forgot my line.
- 1223
- 01:15:11,254 --> 01:15:12,156
- Damn it.
- 1224
- 01:15:14,791 --> 01:15:16,092
- - [indistinct]
- - Oh, sorry.
- 1225
- 01:15:16,094 --> 01:15:18,196
- [all laugh]
- 1226
- 01:15:21,499 --> 01:15:26,101
- I think I just need to... I need to
- write down another note with myself.
- 1227
- 01:15:26,103 --> 01:15:29,872
- Where is it? My pen, damn it,
- Ted, did you eat my pen?
- 1228
- 01:15:29,874 --> 01:15:32,010
- - [Crew 1] Rolling.
- - [Crew 2] Marker.
- 1229
- 01:15:32,977 --> 01:15:36,412
- I'm sorry, I'm laughing.
- I'm sorry.
- 1230
- 01:15:36,414 --> 01:15:38,717
- [Crew] Marker.
- 1231
- 01:15:42,152 --> 01:15:44,319
- - [all laughs]
- - [indistinct]
- 1232
- 01:15:44,321 --> 01:15:45,222
- Marker.
- 1233
- 01:15:49,826 --> 01:15:50,728
- Hi, Ricky.
- 1234
- 01:15:51,963 --> 01:15:52,997
- Hi, Ricky.
- 1235
- 01:15:54,932 --> 01:15:56,001
- [crew laughs]
- 1236
- 01:15:57,235 --> 01:16:01,106
- So Ricky's there? So, seriously,
- are you still rolling or what?
- 1237
- 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,277
- - What? sorry.
- - It's okay.
- 1238
- 01:16:06,244 --> 01:16:09,145
- Oh my God. You see what you did?
- You broke it.
- 1239
- 01:16:09,147 --> 01:16:11,180
- - Can I help...
- - No, no you can't.
- 1240
- 01:16:11,182 --> 01:16:14,086
- That was because your moral
- character was not sound enough.
- 1241
- 01:16:15,052 --> 01:16:16,188
- [music]
- 1242
- 01:16:47,117 --> 01:16:50,819
- [Crew] Bravo 5 Kilo, take one.
- Marker.
- 1243
- 01:16:50,821 --> 01:16:54,523
- Now, quick making those wishes.
- What are they? Give them to me.
- 1244
- 01:16:54,525 --> 01:16:59,928
- The wishes would be,
- I wish she would.
- 1245
- 01:16:59,930 --> 01:17:01,297
- That's not three wishes.
- 1246
- 01:17:01,299 --> 01:17:03,199
- - No.
- - That's four words.
- 1247
- 01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:05,501
- I wish sh'would.
- 1248
- 01:17:05,503 --> 01:17:07,203
- Must be deaf then.
- 1249
- 01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:09,941
- - [Crew] What did you say?
- - I said we need a shift.
- 1250
- 01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:14,976
- You know, I just realized
- that sh'would is not a word.
- 1251
- 01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:17,546
- - So, what makes you think that I'm a zombie?
- - I just get the feeling
- 1252
- 01:17:17,548 --> 01:17:21,350
- - that you're gonna eat my head at any second.
- - That's a very false...
- 1253
- 01:17:21,352 --> 01:17:24,520
- - It's called zombie-ism as far as I know.
- - Yeah, but that's...
- 1254
- 01:17:24,522 --> 01:17:26,521
- Look at the way you're
- looking at my noggin right now.
- 1255
- 01:17:26,523 --> 01:17:27,590
- [Crew] Scene 19.
- 1256
- 01:17:27,592 --> 01:17:28,891
- Excuse me for fondling
- 1257
- 01:17:28,893 --> 01:17:29,958
- my wife's areola
- 1258
- 01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,093
- at the dining, okay.
- 1259
- 01:17:32,095 --> 01:17:34,128
- What is the
- areola specifically?
- 1260
- 01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:35,499
- It's this part right here.
- 1261
- 01:17:36,901 --> 01:17:38,499
- Just keep your
- teeth off my body.
- 1262
- 01:17:38,501 --> 01:17:41,236
- No, she looks a little
- like a vampire but she's...
- 1263
- 01:17:41,238 --> 01:17:46,007
- - What?
- - Calm down.
- 1264
- 01:17:46,009 --> 01:17:49,410
- - [Crew] Rolling.
- - What? What? What? What? What?
- 1265
- 01:17:49,412 --> 01:17:52,114
- Huh?
- Well, I didn't...
- 1266
- 01:17:52,116 --> 01:17:54,382
- Excuse me
- for giving my wife a
- 1267
- 01:17:54,384 --> 01:17:56,886
- clinical breast exam
- at the dinner table.
- 1268
- 01:17:56,888 --> 01:17:58,823
- I thought we were family.
- 1269
- 01:17:59,991 --> 01:18:00,892
- [sigh]
- 1270
- 01:18:01,826 --> 01:18:04,293
- You need to do that
- on a regular basis.
- 1271
- 01:18:04,295 --> 01:18:09,899
- - These aren't going to mammogram themselves.
- - That's true.
- 1272
- 01:18:09,901 --> 01:18:12,200
- Then of course I'm
- gonna outlaw anybody
- 1273
- 01:18:12,202 --> 01:18:14,539
- who comes from a country
- that has a ach sound in it.
- 1274
- 01:18:15,572 --> 01:18:16,971
- - [Crew] Roll.
- - [Crew] Marker.
- 1275
- 01:18:16,973 --> 01:18:19,440
- - We can not do this?
- - No.
- 1276
- 01:18:19,442 --> 01:18:23,212
- - Can I do that?
- - No.
- 1277
- 01:18:23,214 --> 01:18:25,346
- Ted, just tell me
- when it's okay.
- 1278
- 01:18:25,348 --> 01:18:29,485
- - I can do this?
- - Quit grabbing that. Please stop.
- 1279
- 01:18:29,487 --> 01:18:31,486
- None of us want to see that.
- 1280
- 01:18:31,488 --> 01:18:34,025
- - [Crew] Grandpa rolling.
- - [playing the harmonica]
- 1281
- 01:18:38,495 --> 01:18:41,596
- What's to
- come of our country?
- 1282
- 01:18:41,598 --> 01:18:42,499
- [crying]
- 1283
- 01:18:45,036 --> 01:18:48,337
- All the little
- American boys and girls.
- 1284
- 01:18:48,339 --> 01:18:49,637
- Stay strong, baby.
- 1285
- 01:18:49,639 --> 01:18:51,942
- With no apple pie.
- 1286
- 01:18:54,512 --> 01:18:56,414
- [harmonica]
- 1287
- 01:19:01,184 --> 01:19:02,517
- Shut up there, old man.
- 1288
- 01:19:02,519 --> 01:19:04,653
- - [moans]
- - You see that you done?
- 1289
- 01:19:04,655 --> 01:19:07,556
- - I hate you.
- - [Crew] Roll.
- 1290
- 01:19:07,558 --> 01:19:09,060
- [harmonica]
- 1291
- 01:19:17,268 --> 01:19:19,435
- [Crew] AAZNT
- 1292
- 01:19:19,437 --> 01:19:22,540
- My family has
- gone to hell and back.
- 1293
- 01:19:24,308 --> 01:19:26,608
- What is happening?
- 1294
- 01:19:26,610 --> 01:19:28,280
- [crying]
- 1295
- 01:19:30,481 --> 01:19:35,551
- Shoot me. Shoot me, motherfuckers,
- just shoot me right in the head.
- 1296
- 01:19:35,553 --> 01:19:38,087
- Take me out there.
- Take me.
- 1297
- 01:19:38,089 --> 01:19:39,157
- [crying]
- 1298
- 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:42,527
- [music]
- 1299
- 01:20:57,268 --> 01:20:58,169
- [Crew] Take one.
- 1300
- 01:21:18,856 --> 01:21:21,155
- I am a zombie.
- 1301
- 01:21:21,157 --> 01:21:22,059
- A zombie named Ted.
- 1302
- 01:21:23,626 --> 01:21:24,528
- Ted?
- 1303
- 01:21:27,197 --> 01:21:28,298
- [laughing]
- 1304
- 01:21:29,366 --> 01:21:30,402
- [music]
- 1305
- 01:23:15,305 --> 01:23:16,206
- So sad.
- 1306
- 01:23:17,241 --> 01:23:19,777
- Mr. Oripori, I told you
- to wait in my office.
- 1307
- 01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:28,125
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
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