Once upon a time, In a land far far away there once was a beautiful fairy, his body was both flawless and elegant while also somehow being extremely buff and rugged. Now this fairy was no ordinary fairy, for you see fairies had not been seen in this realm for many eons, he was as far as he knew the last of his kind, being the only fairy our hero was clearly the fairest in all of the land however he was and always had been underappreciated, he was always a good man with a good nature however this world is a dark one full of those who would take advantage of such good-natured souls like our hero those who were jealous of our heroic fairies good deeds and accomplishments always wanted to put him down and make him feel as bad as all of them all the time. Whenever something good happened to the fairy no matter how big or small be it falling in love or becoming a king there was always one who would come around and ruin things for him be it an ugly troll who used its evil magic to steal the heart of his beloved or a wicked dagger-wielding witch who wanted to see him lose his throne. It wasn't the fairy's fault he was so talented and beloved, he never asked to be so much more special and cool than other people but none the less people hated him for it all the same.



    The fairy was always being pushed around by others for no good reason, eventually, he had to give up his old life, leaving it behind in search of a better one, for eons he wandered endlessly in an endless void searching for purpose until at last a mysterious stranger appeared before him, this stranger was unlike anyone he had met before, an odd young man with mystical power never before seen by our hero, this magic was probably divine and holy in nature just based on how powerful it was in fact, they offered him a new chance at life in exchange however our hero would need to help the stranger with troubles of their own with six other strange folks each with their one unique quirks and personalities, The first of which was a tall grey haired man, smart and confident and yet still had much to learn from our hero, Next was a half elf man wearing chains who seemed to be a damaged soul with a lot of hurt in their heart, they too had suffed a lot from this world, almost as much as our hero was, then there was the mysterious shadowy member of the group, he was certainly cool and calculated always seeming to know more then he let on while also proving to be surprisingly skilled in combat, almost as great as our hero, next came a strange man with a funny accent, while somewhat greedy from what our hero had seen he too was a competent ally with plenty of tricks up his sleeve to aid our group almost as well as our hero would, then came a wicked looking sort with eyes as red as rubies and beauty almost as great as our hero's, they honestly were the sort to make our hero and the others in the group rather uncomfortable pretty often but their help was still appresiated and lastly there was the orc, a giant brutish man with a pungent scent and rolls upon rolls of fat, he clearly liked to eat and eat quite a bit, while he certainly wasn't kind and often hurt our heros feelings our hero could still see some good in him, early on during their travels he witnessed the kindness that was hidden by this ones rough exterior that wasn't quite as rough our our heros but still was somewhat rough when he shared with our hero a meal when he had none of his own. The holy forces quest for the mighty seven warriors was simple, a land was corrupted, secretly ruled over by seven foes of dark intent who each of which funnily enough wronged our seven warriors in the past and lived on in creating the darkness in the world that tormented so many oh so often all while also lying to make themselves appear as heroes. It was our warriors duty not only to stop this evil gathering but to free the people of the land and help them into a new age of peace under the holy lords rule.

	Our fairy hero often faced a large number of troubles working with the six others, the worlds inherent darkness had beaten them all downtime and time again, corrupting their hearts and making them jealous of our hero as well, there were plenty of times they lashed our against him in their jealousy often times binding him to a lone dark room with iron bars on the windows with no chance to escape, this put our heroes mind in dark places at times, making him cry himself to sleep very often due to his friends now hating him, but eventually he pushed back such feelings and remembered, it wasn't their fault, it was the corruption in these lands that twisted their minds so, they had arrived in this city in the peak of its corruption, orcs were attacking innocents in the forests, plagues were popping up in the land, magic was being drained from the realm, and so many other horrible things thanks to the evil forces that wore the guise of heroes of the people. Our hero knew all this awfulness needed to be stopped, that's why he alone pulled the group together, taking charge as their leader and helping them reclaim the good that was inside of them by leading them into battle against horrible forces of darkness, taking one force of evil down right after another, besting the most complex of puzzles and traps while defeating the strongest of monsters. All was going well in our hero's life for a change, his loyal allies were finally starting to turn around and appreciate our hero for all he had done and all of which now looked up to him, not only as their leader but as a friend, the kind of person they all wanted to strive to become one day, because no matter how many times the evil in the world tried to keep our hero down he got right back up and kept on fighting.

	One day after the standard fight against evil our hero and his allies needed to endure, after the defeat of a horrible giant and eater of fairies our fairy hero found in the giants hoard a magical deck of cards, a deck of fortunate things, only good things happened to our hero as he drew from the deck of cards, his body growing larger and even more impossibly buff, his body becoming immune to great forces of damage, loyal warriors appeared out from the heavens themselves and pledged themselves to serve our hero, and most importantly? it revealed to our hero their true love, Will, a majestic and beautiful blue genie, who our hero knew was his true love at first sight, Will clearly felt the same way as he immediately asked for our hero's hand in marriage to which our hero quickly accepted. Our hero wanted to give his true love a truly wonderful and amazing wedding, one which would be perfect and beautiful despite all of the evil and ugliness in the world so that he could live his life happily ever after with his true love after the battle against evil was won. Our hero deserved a break from all the fighting for now and would finally take some time for himself in an effort to prepare for the greatest Genie wedding of all time.





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