️enesis Chapter Negative 4
On 🅱️ecember 13th, three 🅱️eniuses came together and devised a plan to make the Earth’s savior. When they realized that their genes weren’t enough to make The God they were hoping for, they seeked help from another. Together these four made Him™️. He was not just another fake idol fools believed in. No, no, no… He was real; and he was The Shit. When you’re writing some bullshit about a bible, and you’re supposed to be studying for finals, He is Who guides You. When you realize that since you are wasting your time, again writing some 🅱️ullshit about a 🅱️i🅱️le, and come to a realization you have no future… He is with you. Together, one nation, under Him. We will fuck up your bitch, family, and your bitch’s family. HE will fuck up your family and cure AIDS simultaneously. He accepts everyone except niggers and Jews. Niggers and Jews can go fuck up their own families and their families’ bitches. He is the one who turns water into Bepis. Together we will fight net neutrality being repelled and then we will fuck your bitch and your bitch’s republican mom, trum🅱️. Next HE, will find love, and the love will be gaysexual. He will only have hard gaysexual sex and that’s okay, because he is Him™️. In other words: Get Got, Fam.

(to the tune of https://youtu.be/HGHUPVJtr2s)

Our bitch, who fucks up bitches
Let us Say his name,
In bitches he Cums, when he is done
On Earth as it is in bitches



Our god, cums straight fucking gold. I know this sounds painful, but it’s not. It brings him 1000 orgasms with each pump. Not to mention, he will bring the ultimate orgasm to his partner. However, as much as us, or mothers and fathers, would like to have his seed. Incest is highly prohibited and will be punished by either stoning (and not the good kind) or lynching (fucking nigger).

We also would like to add, our communion wine is horse tranquilizer mixed with liquid ass. And our crackers are actually 100% nigger leather. Don’t believe us? Church services are held on Tuesday mornings at 6:67 am. Please join us

HE™️ has requested we have mandatory masturbatory meetings. These meetings involve a recreational area in which we sit in a circle and masturbate for at least an hour. If you cum before the hour you get lynched (nigger) and then we all take turns beating your meat to the tune https://youtu.be/rY0WxgSXdEE . We watch while this happens and if it isn’t to our satisfaction then we simply repeat the process until the weak had been weeded out (and not the good kind). This is important for natural selection which we mention in another sexction.


When his followers questioned his powers, The God™️ looked at all of them and with a swift drop kick of his middle finger He said: “Fuck You Niggers.” Then he walked on the Cum of sinners, sinner cum. He sang the song My Neck, My Back whilst doing so. Out of astonishment all the niggers fell to their knees, just the position The God wanted them in (please pick up on the gay subtext, it’s essential to your journey of faith). After the deed was done, all of His new swallowers…. I MEAN FOLLOWERS were left with bruises… and I can’t assure you that they weren’t from Hickwrestling. Psalm:69

Alright faggots. This is your time to shine. So i’m pretty sure HE™️ said that on 4-20 you guys get free weed or some shit. So good for you. But get this shit, if you are a nigger, or a Jew, you are automatically killed on the spot or a forced to be the DD (HE don’t fuck with the law) because we don’t play with this free weed shit. You either get it, or you don’t. And you gotta be gay, you fucking retarded fag. Psalm:420

THE TEN CUMmandamentals:
1: Kill the jews
2: Force the Jews to kill themselves
3: Kill the Niggers
4: Make the Niggers mow your lawn, then kill em’
5: You shall not steal (unless it’s from niggers and jews)
6: Also you can steal if you’re Hailey, because HE™️ knows she stole condoms when she was 13.
7: If you are a straight, kill yourself
8: Do your own fucking laundry
9: eat ramen from an 80 gallon pot on a brick stove, and only ramen from an 80 gallon pot on a brick stove, on HIS™️ day (every other 2.7th thursday on leap years or your mom will get krabs)
10: fuck your mom, she deserves it

Praying to your God will not be an easy task. One must perfectly recite the lyrics from HIS™️ favorite song (we better be getting some goddamn ad revenue from that) that exemplifies the hard work it took for him to get to where he is (none because he’s a God). While simultaneously recreating his favorite movie  that recreates both the love and devotion it requires to serve him. If none of this works get a nigger to sing a classic. When all of this is done and you get his attention, tough because he probably won’t give a shit.

Hell isn’t real, once you get that through your feeble, insecure mind the world will run much smoother for you. Also, heaven isn’t real either, that boy on that yellow book fucking lied to you your face. Unless he was talking about Heelys, but we don’t talk about that. Ever since the accident.

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Bitchniggerjewism isn’t a choice. The Choice is HIS™️