Chapter 12

>You're awoken by a buzzing sound
>It's your phone
>The downside of having people know you is that they try to talk to you, it seems
>You groggily go to answer it
"Um, hi?"
>"Twilight!"
"Oh... Hey Sunny."
>You rub at your eyes and yawn
>"Did you want to hang out?"
"Isn't it a bit early?"
>"It's noon?"
>That's your fucking morning
>But whatever
>A chance to hang with Sunny could be good
"Um, sure, yeah, we can hang out... When?"
>"I could pull around to your house in like half an hour?"
>You nod
>"Twilight?"
"Oh, sorry... Okay."
>"Cool! See you."
>Well, that's never happened before
>Thirty minutes...
>You groan
>Guess you're taking a shower today
>You start the shower and get undressed
>What a chore
>You wonder why people do this shit every day
>It's not like it's something you HAVE to do everyday
>Not like a few days of going without hurts that much
>Used to be a weekly thing for you, but your dad guilted you enough to change that
>It's just needless, and...
>Being naked just reminds you that your body's all lame
>Some people seem to say they like the whole 'small, flat girl' thing
>But it seems like that's mostly when they're animated and 2D
>Sunny probably takes a shower everyday
>You would if you were her...
>Stop being so fucking weird
>Just hurry up and get ready, Twilight
>It doesn't take you too long to finish up
>Clothes
>Shitty toaster breakfast
>After, you just sort of sit around waiting for Sunny to show up
>You dad walks into the room and looks at you with surprise
>"Oh, you're up earlier than usual, Twilight! I was thinking we could go out and do something for fun today."
"I'm going out with a friend. Sorry."
>"Oh... Okay."
>He smiles weakly
>"With who?"
>You scratch the back of your head
"Sunset Shimmer."
>"The girl you chased after Fluttershy with?"
>You nod
>"You never did tell me what that was about."
>You can hear Sunset's car pull into the driveway
"Maybe later, Dad!"
>You dart out of the house
>"BE... safe..."
>Sunny waves at you as you approach the car
>You wave back and enter the passenger's seat
"Hey! Th-Thanks for inviting me to hang out and stuff..."
>"You don't have to thank me. I just wanted to hang out with you is all."
>Sunny smiles at you
>This is amazing...
>Two days in a row someone has contacted you through your phone
>Wanting to hang out!
>You're so popular now, it's almost weird
"So... Um, what are we going to do, exactly?"
>"I'm not sure. Something simple. See a movie and then hang out at my place, maybe."
>Wait
>See a movie and then go back to her place?
>You're almost certain you've seen that kind of shit on television and in articles as stuff you do on a date
>Holy shit
>Is this...
>A date?
>No fucking way, holy fuck
>Do girls just go to the movies and hang out with each other?
>Is that normal?
>You've kissed each other like TWICE
>You should've fucking researched on how normal it is for girls to kiss each other
>"Twilight? Are you okay?"
>Sunny looks at you oddly, squinting
>Fuck, do you look weird?
"Mfbefeh. Movie."
>She stares at you for a moments
"U-U-Uh... Movie and hang out sounds g-good."
>"You don't have to be so nervous around me, Twilight. We're friends!"
"I-I-I'm just not... I haven't done this before!"
>Sunny laughs
>"I know a place on the other side of town. It's WAY cheaper there. Only play movies that've been out for a while, but I don't really see many movies, so. That would be fine for you, right?"
>You nod
>Not like having seen one of the movies will be a problem for you
>New movies are gay
>And there's not enough time for you to watch movies when you're trying to stay caught up on anime and memes
>Sunny pulls out of your driveway and starts driving
>"I heard Pinkie had a crazy party last night."
>You laugh
"Yeah... A lot happened. Did you know she has an alligator?"
>"I'm not surprised."
>You exhale
"Fluttershy is crazy."
>Sunny frowns
>"I told you, Twilight. Fluttershy is bad news. Someone who hangs around people like Discord..."
"She pulled a knife on me at the party."
>"WHAT?"
>Sunny growls
>"I wish you'd let me beat her to a pulp when I had the chance..."
"That probably would've ended badly for everyone..."
>She grits her teeth
>"Fluttershy will get what's coming to her. They all will... Trust me."
>It still kind of scares you to see her angry like this
"I'm fine... I-I mean, I'm alive, right? As long as stay on Discord's good side, I can handle Fluttershy. Probably."
>Sunny shakes her head
>"Let's just try and enjoy having a nice day out together."
"Y-Yeah."
>She turns briefly to smile at you
>You blush
>Holy shit this can't be happening
>You're having a day out
>TOGETHER
>You didn't know she liked you at all
>Like that
>This is validation that you weren't a Tard in her Tard Brigade of Trixie and Moondancer and the other Game Shop freaks
>This is a date!
>You sit frozen in your seat
>Are you starting to sweat?
>Shit shit shit
>It's a good thing you took a shower today
>"You're being awfully quiet, Twilight. You usually have a lot to say."
>She chuckles
>What the fuck do people talk about on dates
>You're not sure you're ready for this
"I-I'm sorry... I'm just... I know you said not to be, but I'm nervous."
>"Hey, I get it. You've always been a bit shy, but I'm hoping we can have fun."
>Like, the movie will be fun?
>Or is there innuendo there?
>Stop sweating
>"Twilight, if going out is making you uncomfortable, we can do something else."
>'Going out'
>Holy shit that's definitely confirmation
"N-No, l-let's see the movie..."
>"Okay, I was just making sure."
>After a while of driving, the two of you park in a mostly empty lot
>The theater looks pretty old
>And most of the movies have been out for months
>Not seen any of 'em though
>Seeing movies is for plebs
>And going to buy tickets by yourself is embarrassing
>But you're not alone this time
>"Well, c'mon. What kind of movie do you want to see?"
"Um... Whatever you want..."
>Sunset looks over the choices
>Apparently, the only ones playing soon were a shitty animated cartoon for children, a dumbass horror movie, and a mindless explosion fest
>"Which one sounds good to you?"
>Fucking none of them
>You shrug
"W-Whatever you want to s-see, S-Sunny Bunny."
>Sunny gives you an odd look and chuckles
>"Well, I guess we'll see this one then."
>She points to the poster of a dumb horror movie
>"Always up for a good horror flick."
>Sick
>Seems spooky as fuck
>Hope there's no skeletons in the movie
>Maybe there's skeletons inside you!
>Bet it'll be—
>You squint at Sunny
>Wait a second
>Date
>Movie
>HORROR movie
>You're certain this is a trope of some sort that you've seen before
>Holy fucking fuck
>You begin hyperventilating
>"Twilight?"
>She approaches you and grabs your arm gently
>"If you're not good with that, we can watch something else."
"I-I want to see it..."
>"Twilight, I don't want to drag you along to do stuff you don't want to do yourself..."
"N-No! P-Please, let's see the movie."
>Sunny smiles at you
>"Let's get our tickets, then!"
>She pulls you along by your hand
>No Longer a Handholdless Virgin
>Check
>A dead-eyed, lifeless, middle-aged man stands at the counter
>"Two for 'Invasion of the Changelings', please."
>"..."
>He gives Sunny the tickets
>"Want popcorn or a drink or something? I'm sort of low on money, so we'd have to share."
>Holy shit holy fuck holy shit
>Be cool
"S-S-Sure, l-let's share a drink..."
>She gets the two of you a single drink
>Usually, you'd never, ever share a drink with someone
>Disgusting backwash makes your blood curdle
>But it's okay now
>"Movie doesn't start for a bit, but we can still take our seats I think."
"O-O-Okay..."
>BE COOL, TWILIGHT
>You head over to the theater with Sunny
>There are are dumb theater commercials playing on the screen right now
>The lights are dim
>And there are rows upon rows of empty seats
>"Man, this place has seen better days. I'm surprised it's still open!"
>You laugh, trying to stop yourself from shaking too much
>Way too fucking nervous right now
"Y-Yeah..."
>The place is EMPTY
>You're in an EMPTY theater
>Seeing a HORROR movie
>And you're 'going out'
>Fucking fuck
>Stop shaking
>Take deep breaths or something
>Don't fuck this up
>"Anxious about the movie?"
"Y-You could say that..."
>She giggles
>The two of you walk up the stairs in the theater
>"Which row?"
>What kind of row do you want?
"U-U-Uh... N-Near the back?"
>Slick
>"I'm more of a middle row kind of girl, but sure! If it's your first time really going out, we can sit where you want."
>You try to hide your blush as she pulls you along by your hand
>The two of you take a seat towards the back of the theater
>Still no other people in here
>Please stay that way...
>Sunny places your drink in the cupholder between the two of you
>Would've preferred one straw instead of two, but whatever
>She takes a drink
>You gulp and decide to take a drink from your straw at the same time
>She backs away and looks at you strangely
>FUCK
>Is that not normal to do when you're on a date?
>Fuck
>It's been too long since you autistically researched all about dating
>Never thought it would come in use
>The theater darkens and the previews begin
>Sunny wiggles in her seat giddily
>STAY CALM
>Just sit back and play it cool
>This is where the magic happens
>Some previews for movies that are already out play on screen
>Previews are your favorite part of the movie experience
>Though that might change today
>"Hey, so did you ever see the original? I heard this remake's supposed to be good."
>Fucking of course you have
>What's she think you are?
>A fucking pleb?
>And she heard good things about this movie?
>You may not watch movies, but you do read reviews for them
>If you like dumbing down your movies and filling them with generic jump scares, sure
>This is 'good'
>Sunny must be talking to some fucking normies
>Though, she isn't a normie
>Just misguided
"Y-Yeah... I heard this one was good, too..."
>The movie begins
>Pretty sure the actress playing the main character is one you've seen on /tv/ a lot
>You're not really too invested in this film
>Look at how boring the cinematography is
>People have forgotten how to shoot a fucking film
>And loud noises =/= scary
>Sunny jumps at the jump scares
>That's what they're made for...
>She can't help it if she has some pleb tastes
>You're sure you might have some if you look hard enough
>Nervously, you look around the theater
>Empty
>God, you're literally shivering
>Sunny looks over to you and puts your hand in hers
>She shrieks playfully at another stupid jump scare
>Knees weak
>Palms sweaty
>Too sweaty, fuck fuck fuck
>I-Is this it?
>Just.. Be cool, Twilight
>Don't spill your spaghetti
>Be alpha!
>Yeah
>Be a fucking alpha
"S-Sunny?"
>She turns to you
>"Huh?"
>Time to go in for the kiss, boss
>"Twi?"
>Sunny raises her eyebrows
>She called you by a nickname!
>Happening Levels at max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY
>JUST DO IT
>You lean into her and plant your lips on hers
>Your whole body shudders
>So soft—
>Sunny shoves you away with both of her hands
>"What are you doing?!"
"A-Am I doing it bad?"
>Fuck fuck fuck
>What the fuck's happening?
>Was it that bad?
"I-I—We're on a date, right?"
>Sunny gives you an incredulous look
>Maybe you should try again
>You lean in—
>Sunny leans away
>You lean a bit too far over and hear spilling
>"Oh my God!"
>Sunny jumps from her seat, trying to wipe herself off
"Fuck, oh no, I'm so sorry, Sunny!"
>She grunts
>"Whatever. It's fine."
>You go and try to help clean up
>"Twilight, just stop."
"O-Okay... I-I-I can go get napkins..."
>Sunny just frowns and shrugs
>You are fucking this up so hardcore, Twilight
>But there's still a chance, right?
>She didn't say this wasn't a date
>Just... Maybe she just was engrossed in the movie is all
>Quickly, you dash out of the theater to grab something to clean Sunny up
>You return to find Sunny sitting in the next seat over
>The one she was in is soggy, and the liquid seems to have conjured up some stink from the cloth
>Ugh
"U-Uh, here you go..."
>Sunny snatches the napkins from your hand and begins dabbing her pants
"I-I'm sorry..."
>Sunny shrugs
>"What made you think this was a date?"
"I-I-I... The movie. And the hanging out. And the KIND of movie. A-And you said we were 'going out', and..."
>"Going out! Outside! I... Didn't even think you thought about me, like, you know, whatever."
>Oh
>Despite what all signs pointed to
>This whole time
>You were just...
>Being autistic
>"Oh, Twilight... Come on, let's just... Let's just watch the movie..."
>Fuck, don't cry
>Don't be that beta
>It's okay
>You take your seat next to the empty, wet chair, arms crossed, teeth grit
>God damn it, Twilight
>Of course this wouldn't be a date
>She's just a friend
>Doesn't think about you like that
>You're YOU
>Someone who stays in their room most days
>Can't talk to people
>Can't fucking realize when something's a date or not
>When she kissed you, that was just a joke
>And now things are going to be awkward between the two of you forever
>Who do you have left now?
>A cape wearing autist
>A metalcore loving normie
>Treehugger, who doesn't actually know you
>Doesn't know that you're just a gross loser with no life
>You look over to Sunny
>She's watching the movie glumly
>Ruined her fucking day
>Can't even enjoy the (not-that-good) movie anymore because of you
>You should just leave
>Before you create more memories to remember in the middle of the night years from now
>"Twilight?"
>Don't be cringe
>Just go home
>You begin making your way down the stairs
>"Twilight!"
>Sunny grabs you by the shoulder
>"Look, I know that this was... awkward... but don't think I hate you or anything. We can still do stuff. Don't—"
"Just let me go... You can watch the movie, I'll just walk home."
>"Twilight—"
>You shake your head and pull yourself away
>You don't want a pity party
>The fact that she's trying to salvage the day after you sperged out on her only makes you feel worse
>"If I can't change your mind, at least let me drive you home, okay?"
"Fine..."
>Sunny leads you back out into the parking lot
>You take your seat in her car
>The awkward silence is painful
>"So..."
"..."
>You lean against the car door, dejected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuNhTLVgV2Y
>The car sits in the lot, motionless
>Neither of you speak for a long while
>Great fucking job, Twilight
>You're a sperg
>A tard to be wrangled
>Worse
>Too retarded to even be a happy autist
>Too self-conscious and meta to be happy
"Am I like Trixie to you?"
>"What? What's that supposed to mean?"
"In your head, am I grouped in with Trixie, and Moondancer, and the rest of those sorts?"
>Sunny frowns and shakes her head
"I'm just your charity project, aren't I?"
>"What? Twilight, that's wrong."
>You turn yourself away from her
>"I don't... Trixie is Trixie. You're you! I don't understand what you're saying."
"That I'm not a person to you. Not a normal one. I'm the weirdo with no social skills who needed a friend. And obviously you were right. I can't believe I thought this was a date..."
>You flinch as Sunny puts a hand on your shoulder
>"Twilight, I'm friends with you because I want to be. Not because I have to be. You can't keep going around thinking that everyone, I don't know, that everyone's just 'dealing with you' or whatever. It's not like that!"
>What a lark
>What a blue pill
>What a fucking lie
"People are just 'dealing' with me... When I was younger, I tried to be normal... I don't even remember what's it like to be me anymore. Nothing makes me happy, not for long, and no one cares to talk to me... The bullying mostly stopped in grade school, but since then..."
>She doesn't want to hear your fucking life story you idiot
"I just... To make friends, real friends, you're supposed to put yourself out there, right?"
>"Yeah! Twilight, if you go out there, people will like you. You HAVE friends. Don't beat yourself up!"
"Friends that hardly know me, or just pity me... I never go out and try to talk to people. Maybe that's my fault, but I just thought that, the chance would be that, someday, maybe people would approach me. If everyone's supposed to be going around talking to people, why does no one come talk to me after class? Why am I always alone?"
>You can't help it at this point
>You sob
>Disgusted with yourself for doing this in front of Sunny
>For being such an edgy loser
>Being sad almost feels like a meme to you
>Not something you should actually feel
>Not for real
>You don't want Sunny's pity
>You don't want to put your problems on her
>Such a fucking loser...
>"Twilight, you're not alone. I'm here for you. Your friends care about you. Trixie can't stop talking about you! And your family must care about you."
>You scoff through your tears
>"It's true! People care about you, even if you don't think they do."
>You turn back to face Sunny
"You know what my mom gave me for my last birthday? Some stupid card. She didn't... She didn't even write anything. It didn't even have the right age on it..."
>Sunny doesn't say anything
>Instead, she just leans over and pulls you into a hug
>She pats you on the back
>You feel terrible for crying onto her, but you can't stop
>Why are you so fucking terrible?
>Sunny...
>Why is she always so understanding?
>She doesn't owe you anything
>You'd just...
>Gotten your hopes up just to have them shot down
>And every time
>Every time you get hurt
>It brings everything up
>Staying inside
>Just wasting away on 4chan...
>That was safe
>You can't cry forever
>So, eventually, you stop
>Sunny just gives you a solemn smile
>You must be annoying as fuck to deal with...
"I'm... I'm sorry for ruining today..."
>"Twilight, you have to stop apologizing for everything. I'm not mad at you. I know what it's like to... Hurt."
>You calm yourself and nod
>Maybe she doesn't know exactly how you feel, but
>It's nice to have someone there for you, you suppose
>"If you're feeling up to it... We can still hang out if you want."
"Y-Yeah?"
>"Only if you want."
>Even after you fucking sperged as hard as possible...
>Unloaded shit you'd never said out loud before
>She doesn't hate you
>Sunny really is too good
>It's almost stupid
>Hanging out right now...
>Why not?
>And what else would you do?
>Go home and feelpost for the rest of the day?
"Um, I think hanging out with a friend might be good for me right now."
>Sunny smiles
>"Okay. My house?"
"S-Sure..."
>You sniffle and wipe the tears from your eyes as Sunny starts the car
>This could be fine
>At least you have some experience with hanging out
>Did that with Dash
>And it wasn't too bad
"Can I ask you a question?"
>"Of course!"
>You hope this isn't too weird to ask
"What's it like being in a relationship?"
>She shrugs her shoulders
>"I don't know."
"But... I thought you and Brad were dating at one point."
>"What? He wishes. I fucking hate that chode... No, I've been on my own most my life. I'm shooting for friends first."
>You nod
>Sunny without friends?
>Hard to imagine
>Then again, she has said she used to be pretty dickish
>Which is sort of hard to believe
>But not as hard to believe when she goes into those rage-induced stupors
>You eventually arrive at Sunny's apartment
"So... What are we going to do?"
>"I don't know. Hang around. Talk. Exercise. I'm sort of just realizing I don't have much here..."
>Maybe you could watch a movie
>Or
>Maybe it would be bad to bring movies up again
>You decide to plop yourself down on one of Sunny's chairs and she follows suit
>Her apartment is kind of small, but that's not a bad thing
>You make sounds with your mouth to fill the silence
>"I'm sorry, I'm not very good at this..."
"What?"
>"Usually I only go out by myself. Try to avoid conflict..."
>That doesn't make any sense
"But everyone likes you, and you have tons of friends, don't you?"
>She laughs
>"People are nice to me because they're scared of me, Twilight. I've changed, but... Sometimes it's hard for people to see that, I guess."
>But she's so popular!
>She's basically perfect
>How could people be scared of her?
>You do remember Applejack talking about how she didn't think she'd ever change after she beat up Anon...
>Maybe you're just so out of the loop
>You were one of the only people who'd talk to her
>Maybe you were both orbiters around the rest of the girls...
"Well, I'm not scared of you. Most of the time, anyways."
>Sunny laughs
>"I'm happy to hear that. I don't want to seem totally harmless."
>You tap on the arms of your chair
>What do you do now?
>Show her dank memes?
>"So, since when have you been into girls, or whatever? If that's okay to ask. You used to always talk about how you felt not having a boyfriend."
"Oh... I don't know. I don't really know what's going on... Things are just weird for me right now, I guess..."
>The whole 'no bf' meme isn't really one you want to talk about
>Maybe you should ask if girls actually make out for fun
>This would be the right time
>But if it isn't true, that'd probably be very spaghetti
>This conversation is spaghetti already, but don't go and make it worse
>"Oh, I know! We could spar!"
"I think I would be bad at that..."
>"It'll be fun! I love fighting, and it's a good way to work out aggression."
>You're not sure you really have a lot of aggression in you
>"Plus, it could help you if you ever get in a fight."
>Sunny bounces up from her chair and hops towards you
>"C'mon, when's the last time you had a good sparring session?"
"Never..."
>"First time for everything! Get some exercise, get safer, have fun. It'll be good, trust me!"
>Whatever
>A nice, friendly hitting-each-other session
>You head to Sunny's room to get changed
>The two of you take turns getting dressed
>Her clothes are still loose on you...
>Whatever
>Sunny brings you out to her little matted area
>"I only have one pair of protective gear, so you can use it."
"W-What about you?"
>"I think I'll manage."
>You're sort of offended
>Doesn't matter too much since it's true
>You put on the helmet, and both of you put on some gloves
>This is such a bad idea
>"Go ahead whenever you want to start!"
>She looks way too upbeat about this for you
"Is exercising what you do for fun?"
>"Yup. Like I said, it helps work out aggression."
>You're going to die
>No, don't worry about it
>She's your friend, so it's fine
>Just a friendly little match
>She motions for you to come forward
>You throw a haphazard punch and are punished by a counter in the abdomen
"Ow!"
>"What? That didn't hurt."
"It's... Just reactionary."
>Try and fucking hit her, Twilight
>Yeah, no, this isn't happening
"You know who you would like? Rainbow Dash."
>"She actually knows how to fight? I thought that was always just more of her bragging."
>You try and go in for another hit
>This is like playing a fighting game you don't know the motions for
>Where's muh half-circle forward?
"You didn't hear about the fight at Pinkie's?"
>"I heard of A fight, and that some guy got the shit beat out of him after punching someone or something."
"Yeah, Anon punched Trixie in the face."
>"What?!"
>Sunset knocks you in the gut, hard
>Winded, your knees collapse and you fall forward onto her
>She catches you under the elbows, your face hanging in her chest
>Anime...
>"Oh, sorry!"
"It's... It's okay. I'm okay."
>Get serious
>Just pretend it's Smash or something
>Sunny helps you steady yourself
>"Okay?"
"Sure..."
>You go back into some sort of fighting stance
>Could probably totally kick her ass at fighting games
>So there's that
>Sunny continues to dance around your punches
>This shit is broken
>Need to ban this character what the fuck
>She's really softened up on the punches now
>Man, stop being so baby mode, Twilight
>Fight!
>What if you were in a real fight?
>What if she were Fluttershy?
>You plant your left foot in the ground in front of you and twist into a right hook
>It connects hard with Sunny's cheek with a loud thwack
"OH SHIT OH SHIT, I'M SO SORRY!"
>She just laughs it off
>"I was starting to get worried you wouldn't hit me!"
>Sunny changes from her boxing position to more of a judo one
>Whelp
>She makes her way towards you, dodging another one of your punches, grappling onto you
"W-We can grab?"
>You feel your body begin to twist as she grabs onto your biceps
>Soon after, a sweep to your leg follows
"FUCK!"
>You flail, knocking Sunny in the shin with one of your legs
>All the air in your body escapes as she lands on top of you
>Fuck that hurt
>Sunny pushes herself up, sitting on your stomach
>If this were an MMA match, this is probably the part where she'd pummel you to retardation
>You try and catch her with a suckerpunch
>She catches it, and pins your arms to the ground above your head
>For some reason, you're feeling incredibly hot
>Just a couple of friends having a good wrastle...
>A phone ringing can be heard through the apartment
>"Shit, that's me."
>Sunny stands up and helps you to your feet
>She pats you on the back
>"You hit harder than I thought."
>Only landed a single punch, but, okay
>That's good enough
>Sunny goes to answer the phone
>"Hey. Really, right now?"
>She groans
>"Fine, no, I got it."
>Sunny puts the phone down
"What's going on?"
>"It's, uh, work related. Guess we're going to have to cut this short."
>Sunny sighs
>"I'm sorry about this."
"It's fine... Thanks for dealing with me being all... Me."
>She frowns
>"You really have to stop doing that, Twilight. I enjoy your company, Now c'mon, let's get you home."
>You nod
>You go and get yourself changed
>Today was so fucking cringe
>Couldn't really have been worse
>And yet, it wasn't so bad
>If you were in Sunny's position, you're not so sure you would've done what she did
>You're thankful she is who she is, though
"Okay... I'm ready."
>Sunny smiles and the two of you walk to her car
>The two of you chat a bit on the drive home
>You wonder why someone like her would be interested in nerd shit
>Pleb as fuck taste
>But she seems to genuinely like the stuff
>You're used to hearing Magic stories from Trixie, but not from Sunny
>Maybe the autism is rubbing off on her
>But she doesn't seem autistic to you
>"Here you go... Again, I'm sorry this came up so suddenly."
"It's fine. Thanks."
>You exchange smiles
>"Just... Stay safe. This Discord stuff... You'll find your way out of it."
>You nod and exit the car
>Pushing open the door, you hear the TV on in the other room
>Not sure you really want to go through the whole 'Are you on drugs right now?' talk Dad always seems to want to have
>So you just creep your way upstairs
>Didn't expect to have this much time left in the day when you came home
>Ha ha, time for 4chan!
>Another positive of the day is that you can make a good spaghetti thread
>After writing out your post, you wait
>You kind of regret telling Sunny that stuff about your mom...
>You don't really think about her that much
>Why would you cry about that stupid birthday shit when you didn't care ON your birthday?
>'Ha ha, man, my mom doesn't care about me or something lol, SICK :^)'
>What's it matter?
>Feeling bad over cliche shit is edgy and dumb
>Just fuck the normies or whatever
>You check back on your thread
>Oh, you're a normie for having been invited in the first place