How shit hit the fan.

<Cherry_Popper> >Act III: Mistakes Made, Moments Molested
<WhiteLight> (I'd just go ahead and say that AFTER BEING FUCKING SHOT AND KILLING A PONY, you decided to go into the stall, ONCE, to get a smidget of relief but noooooo.)
-*- WhiteLight grumble grumble grumbles away.
<Cherry_Popper> >This looks bad.
<Vanilla_Skies> Pretend like you're being raped
<Cherry_Popper> >Maybe you can fix being a few inches into a mare's pussy when you had the chance to leave at every moment.
<WhiteLight> (she did come and do it...)
<Cherry_Popper> >...Actually, can you?
<Cherry_Popper> >Input Sentence
<Vanilla_Skies> She forced herself on you and you accepted for fear of violence
<Cherry_Popper> "She forced herself on me and I was scared she was going to hurt me!"
<WhiteLight> NNnNngh
<Cherry_Popper> >The filly you were eating out decides to comment.
<Cherry_Popper> >"You had the chance to leave at any time. Plus, you have a gun on you and I don't. How was I going to hurt you?"
<Cherry_Popper> >Input Sentence
<Vanilla_Skies> Welp, didn't think that throighb
<Vanilla_Skies> Kinda forgot about the guns...
<Cherry_Popper> Good job
<Cherry_Popper> How you gonna get out of this one
<WhiteLight> Yeah this isn't going to work out, ok. Lets just calmly remove the horse pussy from out face with a tiny bit of violence as a scowl crawls up our face. "Alright, lets have this discussion, fine, Button, i looked for a job, got it, got shot I'm here, what about it?..."
<WhiteLight> >Refrain from saying more
<Cherry_Popper> >You move away from the vagina currently awaiting you.
-*- WhiteLight crosses fingers and silently stares at screen.
<Cherry_Popper> "Okay, look, fine. I went and looked for a job, found one, got SHOT, thank you very much, and I ended up here."
<Cherry_Popper> >"So you just decided 'oh hey, instead of getting closure from my coltfriend, I'll go cheat on him'? That doesn't make a shitload of sense."
<Cherry_Popper> "I don't know who the fuck you are, but you need to shut up."
<WhiteLight> >Seeth internally.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Another thing, if you don't know who I am, why would you decide to look for sex here with me? You have a fucking coltfriend."
<Vanilla_Skies> Uh
<WhiteLight> (Friendly reminder i am not the voice of reason.)
<Cherry_Popper> >(INPUT REBUTTAL | RUN)
<Vanilla_Skies> We just came back to check this place out for old times sake and got carried away <apologize>
<Vanilla_Skies> Replace we with I
<Vanilla_Skies> Because that sounds bad
<Vanilla_Skies> Also slow replies because work
<Cherry_Popper> "I just came back to check this place out and I got...carried away...I'm sor--"
<Cherry_Popper> >"No. You don't get to say I'm sorry to me. Fuck you."
<Vanilla_Skies> welp
<Cherry_Popper> >With that, Button runs off.
<Vanilla_Skies> Gg
<Vanilla_Skies> Game over
<Cherry_Popper> >You look back to the filly you were being carried away with.
<Cherry_Popper> "So, uh--"
<Cherry_Popper> >"Get the fuck out. I help people relieve tension, not let people cheat on their love lives."
<Vanilla_Skies> Bad end
<Cherry_Popper> >You freeze up at that last comment.
<Vanilla_Skies> Now we walk along a rainy street while crying
<Cherry_Popper> >You have nothing to lose because you lost it all.
<Cherry_Popper> >You turn back to her, seething rage flowing into your body.
<Cherry_Popper> >(EXIT | SHOOT)
<WhiteLight> Rampage?
<Vanilla_Skies> EXITEXITEXITEXIT
-*- WhiteLight giggles morbidly.
<Cherry_Popper> 1-1
<Cherry_Popper> fuck
<Cherry_Popper> Let me ask main
<WhiteLight> NNNGH, nah just exit.
<Vanilla_Skies> we're not fucking murdering a filly because of our own mistake
<Vanilla_Skies> what If that filly was us
<WhiteLight> I'm not being serious, as much as we are disappointed and sad we aren't going psyco, not yet.
<Vanilla_Skies> this is the part where we walk down a rainy street with blues music
<Vanilla_Skies> And then we meet pony joe or whatever his name is
<Vanilla_Skies> And he gives us sagely advice to win button back
<WhiteLight> We're going to meet that one homeless pone with a massive beard around the corner who's going to give us advicne and blow our minds, SURELY.
<Cherry_Popper> Main says kill
<WhiteLight> There is One--
<Vanilla_Skies> You're a fag
<Vanilla_Skies> And you didn't stay here
<Vanilla_Skies> White changed hers
-*- WhiteLight presses back, MASHES IT
<Cherry_Popper> Oh
<Cherry_Popper> Run it is then
<Cherry_Popper> >You run out of the building, a flow of tears across your eyes.
<Cherry_Popper> >In the past few days, you got everything you wanted, and got it all taken away.
<Cherry_Popper> >You walk down a cold, empty alleyway.
<Cherry_Popper> https://gyazo.com/9d9dfb1d9997334669e17196438fd0d2
<Cherry_Popper> >The rain hits your back, making you shiver inside.
<Cherry_Popper> >You lie on the dirty floor, given up on everything.
<Cherry_Popper> >Nothing matters anymore.
<Cherry_Popper> >You wish everything could be okay again.
<WhiteLight> (didn't sign up for these feels)
<Cherry_Popper> >Suddenly, you see a light.
<Cherry_Popper> >It's bright enough to get your attention.
<Cherry_Popper> >(WALK TO IT | RUN)
<WhiteLight> Don'twalkintothelightdon'twakintothelightdont.
<WhiteLight> Can we look into it to see if its just... A light or something behind it?
<Cherry_Popper> >There seems to be a figure behind the light.
<WhiteLight> Oh... Well, seems... Safe enough? Not really. But who cares anymore lets walk to it!
<Cherry_Popper> >You go towards the light.
<Cherry_Popper> >The figure is wearing a hat, but surely it sees you.
<Cherry_Popper> >Past the light you find...
<Cherry_Popper> >Big Daddy J!
<WhiteLight> ... Who's that?
<Cherry_Popper> A pimp from ALLEY in Act I
<WhiteLight> No fuck him.
<Cherry_Popper> "Big Daddy J?"
<Cherry_Popper> >"The one and only."
<Cherry_Popper> >He scoops you up as he opens an umbrella.
<Aurora> our savior!
<Cherry_Popper> >(FIGHT BACK | GO WITH HIM)
<Aurora> -go with him-
<WhiteLight> ... I don't know about this mang...
<WhiteLight> >Go with him.
<Vanilla_Skies> You're fuckin lying in a dirty alley being rained on so I guess it's the only choice
<Cherry_Popper> >You slowly fall asleep in his arms as he takes you "somewhere safe".
<Cherry_Popper> ~~~
<Vanilla_Skies> Great
<Vanilla_Skies> Rape?
<Vanilla_Skies> not good
<Cherry_Popper> >You wake up on a couch.
<Cherry_Popper> >You see as you look around you that you're at a wealthy area.
<Cherry_Popper> >Suddenly, you hear the door open.
<Cherry_Popper> >Standing there is Big Daddy J.
<Cherry_Popper> "Hi there."
<Cherry_Popper> >"Good morning."
<Cherry_Popper> >He puts a plate of eggs out for you.
<Cherry_Popper> >(EAT | DECLINE)
<Aurora> -eat nigga-
<Aurora> [[/me is going to go full self preservation]]
<WhiteLight> Eat up the breakfast!
<Cherry_Popper> >You eat the eggs up.
<Cherry_Popper> >You haven't eaten this good in a month.
<Cherry_Popper> >Big Daddy J smiles as he watches you scoff down the food.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Glad you enjoy it."
<Cherry_Popper> >You swallow, beaming like ever.
<Cherry_Popper> "Thank you!"
<Cherry_Popper> >The pimp stays content. "Now, can you tell me what you were doing in an alley road looking like you were left for dead?"
<Cherry_Popper> >Input Sentence
<WhiteLight> ... Thats a very long story...
<Aurora> I was shot and lost my job
<Aurora> "I was shot and lost my job in the same night..."
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<Cherry_Popper> "I got shot, lost my job, and lost my coltfriend all in 10 minutes
<Cherry_Popper> >The pimp frowns.
<Cherry_Popper> >"That isn't good."
<Cherry_Popper> >He leans down at you.
<Vanilla_Skies> woo kinda back
<Aurora> [he wasn't exactly your coltfriend when you come to think of it.  He just used you for sex a few times, then his mom paid you 50 bits. skank]
<Cherry_Popper> >"Listen, my jobs require you to do bad things, so I can't help you there, unless you want it. But I can help you get back on your hooves again."
<Cherry_Popper> >(ACCEPT HELP | TAKE JOB | DECLINE)
<Aurora> -accept help-
<Aurora> [pimps is good people ya know]
<WhiteLight> -Accept help-
<WhiteLight> [Yes, totally! I mean, it can't get any worse right?]
<Cherry_Popper> "You can help me?"
<Cherry_Popper> >He nods, and gives you a SUITCASE and CARD.
<WhiteLight> ... Uuuuuuhm.
<Aurora> [listen.  Button's mom knows your type.  She gave you the 50 bits, knowing you were going to blow it on something stupid.  She is smart, for just 50 bits, she paid for her son's sex, got rid of you, and taught Button a valuable lesson about skank ass hoes [the player]]
<Cherry_Popper> >"Go to the hotel and tell the clerks that you'd like a room on this card. Don't open the suitcase until you get to the room."
<Cherry_Popper> "T-thanks, sir."
<Cherry_Popper> >He smiles.
<Cherry_Popper> >"No problem."
<Cherry_Popper> >You exit the building, to find yourself on the streets.
<Vanilla_Skies> Great, now we're in the pony mafia
<WhiteLight> I think it might be happening.
<Aurora> -go straight to the hotel and do as you are told-
<Cherry_Popper> >Go to: (SHOP | JOB CENTER | HOTEL | BUTTON'S HOUSE | ALLEY | STALL | PIMP HOUSE)
<Aurora> -hotel-
<WhiteLight> -Hotel-
<Cherry_Popper> >You end up at the hotel, where a mare awaits.
<Cherry_Popper> >You walk over.
<Cherry_Popper> "I'd like to place a room on this card."
<Cherry_Popper> >The mare scans the card.
<Vanilla_Skies> Button was such a good sub though
<Vanilla_Skies> How all good things must end
<Cherry_Popper> >"Okay ma'am, your first month's rent is paid and 50 bits are put on your room service. You get the penthouse suite, room 907-- top floor."
<Cherry_Popper> >She gives you a HOTEL KEY.
<Cherry_Popper> "Thank you.
<Cherry_Popper> >(GO TO ROOM | EXIT)
<Aurora> Go to room! :D
<WhiteLight> Sheesh.. Penthouse and a suitcase? Huh. >Go to room and check the insides of the suitcase.
<Cherry_Popper> >You end up in your room.
<Cherry_Popper> >You're on the 9th floor, being able to see a huge portion of the city.
<Cherry_Popper> It's beautiful.
<Cherry_Popper> >
<Vanilla_Skies> the tables turn quite rapidly it seems
<Cherry_Popper> >You finally get the chance to open the suitcase.
<Cherry_Popper> >Inside is--HOLY SHIT
<Cherry_Popper> >Bits: 101
<Cherry_Popper> >You gained 500 bits!
<WhiteLight> ...
<Cherry_Popper> >Bits: 601
<Vanilla_Skies> what
<Cherry_Popper> Room Service: 50B
<Vanilla_Skies> are we a secret agent now
<WhiteLight> Ahaaa! Suck it Button!... Yeaaaaaaaahhh....
<Cherry_Popper> >Pimps sure are rich.
<WhiteLight> Alright. Time to see where the trade off is.
<Cherry_Popper> >You see there's a bit more stuff in the suitcase.
<Cherry_Popper> >(EXAMINE | LEAVE)
<WhiteLight> >Examine.
<Vanilla_Skies> Secret ayyygent mare!
<Cherry_Popper> >You look inside some more.
<Vanilla_Skies> It's actually a briefcase bomb
<Vanilla_Skies> Gg
<WhiteLight> Pls
<Cherry_Popper> >There's two halves of a pump-action shotgun and a customized belt.
<Aurora> fuck yes!
<Aurora> total victory
<WhiteLight> I KNEW IT
<Cherry_Popper> >The belt has a knife pocket (with a knife in it), and areas for gun clips.
<Cherry_Popper> >The pocket has four clips of 2 bullets for the shotgun.
<Cherry_Popper> >You see a pamphlet as well.
<Aurora> -examine pamphlet-
<Cherry_Popper> >The title says 'Delta' on it.
<Cherry_Popper> >You open it.
<Vanilla_Skies> This doesn't sound good
<Cherry_Popper> >'Welcome to Delta Enterprises. You have either been chosen as an agent for Delta Squad, or have been drafted via supply suitcase.'
<Cherry_Popper> >'Please press play on the recorder.'
<Vanilla_Skies> Well it sounds good, but also very dangerous
<Cherry_Popper> >There's a recorder too.
<Vanilla_Skies> A fucking secret agent filly with a pump action shotgun
<Cherry_Popper> >You hit play.
<Cherry_Popper> >Instead of a voice, a hologram appears.
<Vanilla_Skies> Fancy
<Cherry_Popper> >"Hello, future soldier. Welcome to Delta, a rouge squad running for the greater good of the public. Some say our work is unethical and illegal. Well..."
<Cherry_Popper> >The hologram looks at you.
<Cherry_Popper> >"It is."
<Cherry_Popper> >"Your testing will start in 3...
<WhiteLight> What the fu-- What is this how have we come from sucking dicks in a stall to this!?  How even old are we.
<WhiteLight> Ohgodwhat
<Cherry_Popper> >(STAY | RUN)
<WhiteLight> >blink, this is not a joke is it... GET THE SHOTGUN, load it, pump it fucking hide!
<Vanilla_Skies> Gone from a stall filly earning a couple bits per dick sucked to a secret agent soldier
<Cherry_Popper> >You attach the halves together and load the newly-built shotgun.
<Cherry_Popper> >"2..."
<Cherry_Popper> >(STAY | RUN)
<WhiteLight> >Squeak llike you've never squeked before, but stay and continue with the plan of staying for this "test"... Also stay away from the windows.
<WhiteLight> Oh wait maybe its a bomb. Shit, ITS LIKEJAMES BOND IN HERE.
<Cherry_Popper> >You stick around.
<Cherry_Popper> >"1..."
<Cherry_Popper> >You close your eyes.
<Cherry_Popper> >...
<Cherry_Popper> >....
<Cherry_Popper> >.....
<Cherry_Popper> >.......................
<Cherry_Popper> >Nothing happened.
<Cherry_Popper> "Well that was stu--"
<WhiteLight> Siiiiiigh
<WhiteLight> --
<Vanilla_Skies> White isn't the voice of Ressoan
<Cherry_Popper> >Suddenly the entire room lights up.
<Cherry_Popper> >You see yourself fading away.
<WhiteLight> Ooof.
<Vanilla_Skies> Good job white
<Vanilla_Skies> You broke it
<Vanilla_Skies> Again.
<WhiteLight> ;-; I swear I'm not doing it on purpose!
-*- WhiteLight whines and presses random keys on the controller
<Cherry_Popper> >You open your eyes to find the room the exact same way.
<Cherry_Popper> >You ready your shotgun, but nothing happens.
<Aurora> White didn't do it, I did it this time
<Cherry_Popper> >You hear a knock on the door.
<Cherry_Popper> >(ANSWER | HIDE)
<WhiteLight> >Pray to celestia internally, HIDE THE SHOTGUN in the suitcase, close it, hide it under the bed and then take the time to calm down... And then answer the door.
<Cherry_Popper> >You hide the evidence and open the door.
<Cherry_Popper> >Jesus fuck it's Button.
<WhiteLight> Fuckfuckfsdfsdfs
<WhiteLight> "W-what are you--"
<Cherry_Popper> >Somehow, some way, Button's here.
<Cherry_Popper> "What are yo--"
<Cherry_Popper> >You were silenced by his kiss.
<WhiteLight> WHAT
-*- WhiteLight 's mind explodes
<Cherry_Popper> >"Gree-Gree-Gree-Gree-Green Sleeves, I'm sorry for what I said. I want to be with you forever."
<Cherry_Popper> >Button kneels down and pulls out a diamond ring.
<Aurora> nigga you 13
<Cherry_Popper> >"Will you ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-marry me?"
<Cherry_Popper> >(Y/N)
-*- WhiteLight 's voice blurts out italian gibberish and looses the ability to even. "Why...?"
<WhiteLight> "Didn't i betray you..? You mother was right about me so why are you here?"
<Cherry_Popper> "I betrayed you though...your mom was right, everything was the right choice, why are you here?"
<Cherry_Popper> >For some reason, you saw Button...drop to low quality for a second.
<WhiteLight> SHIT
<Vanilla_Skies> ITS A SPY
<WhiteLight> >Step back slowly.
<Vanilla_Skies> FUCK WHITELIGHT
<Vanilla_Skies> AGAIN
<WhiteLight> WHAT DID I DO!'
<Cherry_Popper> >"Sweetie Bell--Green Sleeves, I wa-wa-want to put aaaaaaaaaall of tha-tha-that behiiiiiiind uuuuussssssss."
<Vanilla_Skies> FUCKIN SHOOT IT
<Vanilla_Skies> ITS EVIL
<WhiteLight> This is a really poor quality hologram, WHO'S SWEETIE BELLE.
<WhiteLight> He doesn't have enough money for a diamond ring either...
<Vanilla_Skies> Yeah
<Cherry_Popper> >You run away to get your shotgun because fuck that all, but when you flip open the blankets, the suitcase is gone.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Loooooooking fo-for thiiiis?"
<WhiteLight> THE KNIFE
<Cherry_Popper> >You tu-tu-turn to seee Button's mo-mo-mom with a meeelted shoootgun, fu-fucking with the suuuuitcase.
<Vanilla_Skies> KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
<Cherry_Popper> >The entire pla-\pla-plaaaaane/      t starts t.o craaaaack
<Cherry_Popper> >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<WhiteLight> Literally what.
<Vanilla_Skies> We're on a plane?
<Cherry_Popper> >Everything goes black.
<Vanilla_Skies> KILL IT KILL IT
<Cherry_Popper> [TO BE CONTINUED]
<WhiteLight> NO
<Cherry_Popper> [TOMORROW]
-*- WhiteLight flips the tin cans and the table
<Cherry_Popper> [Have to go though.]
<Cherry_Popper> [Bye.]
<WhiteLight> ;_; Bye Cherry_Popper.
-*- WhiteLight hugs Aurora for comfort.
-*- Aurora hug
-*- Vanilla_Skies flips WhiteLight
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-*- WhiteLight is flipped and not below Aurora, Vani whut
<Aurora> wut
<Vanilla_Skies> Fuck your laws of physics
<Vanilla_Skies> what the actual shit just happened
-*- WhiteLight makes Vanilla_Skies drink a gravity potion.
<WhiteLight> WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-*- WhiteLight doesn't know whats happening sh ejust knows its awesomes!
<Vanilla_Skies> I don't think melted shotguns are that awesome
<Vanilla_Skies> Especially when they're being held by crazy holograms
<WhiteLight> I don't think so either...
<Vanilla_Skies> Gravity
<Vanilla_Skies> Who gives a crap about Gravity
<Vanilla_Skies> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBVgEdTSLwM
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<MintyEtude> what the fuck did you guys do
<Vanilla_Skies> go away
<Vanilla_Skies> Stupid dog
<Vanilla_Skies> you make me look bad
<MintyEtude> ...
<MintyEtude> Ooga booga booga?
<Vanilla_Skies> Yes
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<Vanilla_Skies> WhiteLigh
<Vanilla_Skies> WhiteLight
<Vanilla_Skies> Blueshift
<WhiteLight> Yes?
<Vanilla_Skies> He's here WhiteLight
<WhiteLight> Who? Cherry? :O
<Vanilla_Skies> Yeah
<Vanilla_Skies> He just got into main
-*- WhiteLight gasps! And giddy's up for the next episode of the walking dead!
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<Cherry_Popper> Jesus fuck people are still here
<WhiteLight> Previously... On the walkin' ded.
<Vanilla_Skies> We are very GM starved
-*- WhiteLight also likes story time.
<Cherry_Popper> LAST TIME ON GREENER
<Cherry_Popper> GREEN SLEEVES GOT REKT
<WhiteLight> http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzQRJtvy6KhPnLD6M5n9Hy-3xy_NUq4JtdAnuR3MWgUJs-XzEH1OOH-qg
-*- WhiteLight gives Wrtiefag puppy eyes as she waited patiently with her face into the screen.
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<Cherry_Popper> Okay I'm here now
<WhiteLight> :D
<Cherry_Popper> Loading...
<Cherry_Popper> [ALERT] An update for Greener 1.0.4 is out! Would you like to install now!
<Cherry_Popper> now?**
<WhiteLight> Huh...? Oh, yes please! :D
<Cherry_Popper> Installing...
<Cherry_Popper> ....
<Cherry_Popper> .....
<Cherry_Popper> Installed.
<Cherry_Popper> Loading game...
-*- Liven deletes the local file
<Cherry_Popper> Fixing the bugs...
<Cherry_Popper> Gassing the jews...
-*- Liven reinstalls Cockrock
<WhiteLight> :O
<Cherry_Popper> Removing most of the railroading...
<Cherry_Popper> Intensifying drama...
<Cherry_Popper> Loaded!
<Cherry_Popper> [Reverting to last save point]
<Cherry_Popper> >Thhhhhe plannet cra______c.ks.... as yyou fal-fal-fal intooooo darknss.
<Cherry_Popper> >Everything goes black.
<Cherry_Popper> >You jerk your head up off the ground.
<Cherry_Popper> >What a horrible dream! You turned into a secret agent and fought off weird glitched ponies...
<Cherry_Popper> >Oh well, it's over now.
<Cherry_Popper> >You're currently in a hotel suite on the 9th floor (Daisy Plaza and Hotel).
<Cherry_Popper> >Where to? (Check Room | Leave)
<WhiteLight> ... Damn, our hopes and dreams of having a purpose again have been crushed... Damn, well, check the room.
<Cherry_Popper> >You check around the room.
<WhiteLight> (Or of being part of the frigging matrix! Hm.)
<Cherry_Popper> >An open suitcase, which used to contain 500 bits and a shotgun, lay open on the ground.
<Cherry_Popper> >Looks like that wasn't a dream.
<Cherry_Popper> HP: 100/100 | Bits: 601 | Weapon: [Not Picked]
<Cherry_Popper>  | Level 1
<Cherry_Popper> >(Leave | Stay in Room)
<Blueshift> [inv]
<WhiteLight> >100 HP,
<WhiteLight> I can feel the !fun! the future holds already.
<WhiteLight> Can we see if the tape we checked ealrier is still there...?
<Cherry_Popper> Inventory: 9mm (5||6), Pump-Action Shotgun (2||8)
<Cherry_Popper> >You look, but it seems the recorder and hologram were just a dream.
<Cherry_Popper> [For anyone that didn't see: https://gyazo.com/9d9dfb1d9997334669e17196438fd0d2]
<Cherry_Popper> >After looking around, you find there's nothing else here to see.
<Cherry_Popper> >You leave the room and go out into the city.
<Cherry_Popper> >Where to, though?
<Cherry_Popper> (Job Center | Stall | Alley | Shop | Hotel | Button's House | Big Daddy J's House | Gun Shop)
<Blueshift> Stall
<WhiteLight> No, stop
<Blueshift> :(
<WhiteLight> Uuuhm, check the shop, whats new?
<Cherry_Popper> >You go into the shop, finding Milky Way and her impossibly large rack.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Hey sweetie!"
<Vanilla_Skies> You ruined it for us last time going to the stall so we're probably never going back there again
<Blueshift> :<<<<<
<Vanilla_Skies> Considering we also pissed off the new stall worker in there
<Blueshift> >new stall worker
<Blueshift> Bitch
<Cherry_Popper> >Buy: Newspaper [5] | Six Condoms [10] | Strap-On B [20] | Better Clothing [25]
<WhiteLight> ... Oh...
<Blueshift> Strap on b?
<Blueshift> Whats that
<Vanilla_Skies> even better clothing?
<Cherry_Popper> You can also examine these items
<Blueshift> Examine Strap on B
<WhiteLight> Can we get a suit and a fancy hat to look like a proper mare?
<Vanilla_Skies> We've kinda moved on from being a sex crazed filly
<Liven> That's fucking lame
-*- WhiteLight giggles at the thought of having a shotgun and a pistol in our back pocket.
<Cherry_Popper> Strap-On B: A better dildo than your smooth one. Comes with medial ring.
<Blueshift> Buy it
<Blueshift> Stress relief = less murdering
<Cherry_Popper> Better Clothing: Some clothes to make you more presentable.
<Vanilla_Skies> But blue i think our new job kinda calls for murdering
<Vanilla_Skies> We can't just not murder people
<Cherry_Popper> Bits: 576
<Cherry_Popper> >You got Strap-On B.
<WhiteLight> (I mean... We have the money, might as well buy clothing and the strap on--)
<Vanilla_Skies> some fancy clothing and a weapon to go with our other weapons
<Cherry_Popper> >"Mmm, I can assure you that one works."
<Cherry_Popper> Bits: 551
<Cherry_Popper> >You got Better Clothing.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Aw, you look cute with that tie!"
<WhiteLight> Hurray for progress!
<Vanilla_Skies> Yay
<Cherry_Popper> >"Sorry hun, but weapons were moved to that gun shop down the street.
<Cherry_Popper> "
<Vanilla_Skies> I was being sarcastic
<Vanilla_Skies> counting the dildo as a weapon
<Cherry_Popper> Oh.
<WhiteLight> Oh... Makes sense.  Time to back out an think about questionable life choices and where we need to go next!
<Cherry_Popper> Still, that's info.
<Vanilla_Skies> Yeah
<Cherry_Popper> >"Have a nice day, sweetie!
<Cherry_Popper> >Where to go? [Input Location]
<Liven> > Big Daddy J's House
<WhiteLight> ^
<Cherry_Popper> >You go to the pimp's house, but he doesn't seem to be home.
<Cherry_Popper> >[Input Location]
<Liven> Wait there until he gets home
<WhiteLight> >Take a seat and wait?
<Vanilla_Skies> I dunno
<Vanilla_Skies> Maybe we should check on pony joe or whatever his name was
<WhiteLight> ... Who?
<Vanilla_Skies> You know the crazy guy who slept in the alley with us
<Blueshift> Donut Joe
<WhiteLight> Oh, well... I wasn't there for the first part so weh.
<Vanilla_Skies> You know, the only friend we had before all this crazy shit happened
<Cherry_Popper> >You walk the alleys looking for Donut Joe.
<Cherry_Popper> >After a long while, you find him at a trash can fire.
<Cherry_Popper> >He seems to be surrounded by needles.
<Cherry_Popper> >His eyes are absolute pinpricks.
<WhiteLight> ... Needle-- Oh...
<Liven> >Catch the tail end of the dragon with one of the needles
<Cherry_Popper> >(Talk | Leave)
<Liven> >Catch the tail end of the dragon with one of the needles
<Vanilla_Skies> he's probably tripping balls
<WhiteLight> I don't know what that means but it sounds fun.
<Cherry_Popper> Liven what the fuck are you talking about
<Vanilla_Skies> well let's hope he doesn't try to murder or something
<Liven> It's the term for picking up a used needle and getting whatever is left to get high
<WhiteLight> Its probably pointless to try to talk to him now... But lets try anyways.
<WhiteLight> Thats... Very dirty.
<Vanilla_Skies> nah
<Cherry_Popper> >You think about going to his plane of dimension, but shake the thought away.
<Vanilla_Skies> we don't want pony aids or whatever's left
<Cherry_Popper> >You try to talk to him.
<Cherry_Popper> "Hey Donut Jo--"
<Cherry_Popper> >"Do you have a gun?"
<Cherry_Popper> >(Y/N)
<WhiteLight> (/me is spooped)
<WhiteLight> Donut Joe please. No.
<Cherry_Popper> "No..."
<Vanilla_Skies> Is he going to do what I think he's going to do
<Cherry_Popper> >"Yes you do, I can see it."
<WhiteLight> He's not as high as he seems to be is he...
<Vanilla_Skies> This is going very bad very quickly if it's going where I think it is
<Cherry_Popper> >"Listen, c-can I see it for a second?"
<Vanilla_Skies> Nononononono
<Cherry_Popper> >(Yes | No | Run)
<Vanilla_Skies> He's going to fucking kill himself
<Vanilla_Skies> Or us
<Vanilla_Skies> Most likely the first
<WhiteLight> >Take a step back out of lunging range.
<WhiteLight> No, Listen we just came by to say hi and... If you wanted to come with for a while or something, don't think about guns.
<Cherry_Popper> >You take a big step back.
<Cherry_Popper> "Listen, I just came by to say hi. Maybe we could take a walk, not think about guns?"
<Cherry_Popper> >"...."
<Cherry_Popper> "Donut Joe?"
<Cherry_Popper> >"Shoot me."
<Cherry_Popper> "W-what?"
<WhiteLight> I knew it.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Shoot. Me."
<Cherry_Popper> >(Shoot | Talk | Run)
<Vanilla_Skies> Run
<Vanilla_Skies> He's not rational
<WhiteLight> >":.. You don't have to do this, nor do i want to... This is not how i thought to repay you for being there with... Me? (I am not sure what happened in act 1) I can help you,if you want me to."
<Vanilla_Skies> just come back when he's not high and hopefully not dead
<Cherry_Popper> >You walk backwards, getting ready to run.
<WhiteLight> He probably will be tho...
<Cherry_Popper> "You don't have to do this..."
<Cherry_Popper> >He stares at you.
<Vanilla_Skies> Well at least we can say we didn't kill him then
<WhiteLight> (We could have tried to prevent it.)
<Cherry_Popper> >Suddenly, too fast to process, Donut Joe is up and running.
<Cherry_Popper> >(Run | Shoot)
<WhiteLight> Ohgeesus
<Vanilla_Skies> He's clearly not rational, so trying to talk him
<Vanilla_Skies> Out of it wouldn't work
<Vanilla_Skies> I say fuckin run
<WhiteLight> Run filly run.
<Cherry_Popper> >You start dashing, but that guy is zigger fast when he's higher than the moon.
<Vanilla_Skies> Well shit
<Cherry_Popper> >He tackles you down and makes a low-toned scream that rings through the alley.
<Cherry_Popper> >In a second, he takes your gun.
<Vanilla_Skies> Well fuck
<Cherry_Popper> >(You have lost 9mm (5||6) )
<WhiteLight> You fuck--
<Vanilla_Skies> we tried
<WhiteLight> Use the butt of the shotgun to swipe him out? Get a chance to disarm him? Ack, too slow...
<Cherry_Popper> >Considering he's armed and drugged as fuck, running might kill you and stopping him might kill you.
<WhiteLight> This is SOOOOOOO going to get us in trouble either way.
<Cherry_Popper> >So, you have about five seconds before your only friend kills himself.
<Cherry_Popper> >Input Action
<Vanilla_Skies> Agh... Uh...knocking the gun out of his hooves? I dunno
<Vanilla_Skies> White?
<WhiteLight> He's too far... Our only option is tossing something at him that isn't hard enough to crack his skull or shoot the pistol out of his hoof with the shotgun by stroke of luck.
<WhiteLight> Either way its going to be terribad... And if we kill him we're going to be in deep shit.
<Blueshift> Call cops
<WhiteLight> We have 5 seconds. ;-,
<Vanilla_Skies> throw the shotgun at him? Maybe it'll stun him or something
<Blueshift> Remember how quick they responded when we were gonna get raped
<Cherry_Popper> >You stealthily pick up a brick shard and chuck it at the 9mm.
<WhiteLight> GO FOR IT.
<Cherry_Popper> >It all counts on a 1d20 roll of 14 or greater.
<-> You are now known as Amber_Spark
<Cherry_Popper> [well damn son]
<Vanilla_Skies> We're fucked
<Cherry_Popper> [look at main]
<Vanilla_Skies> Wow
<Amber_Spark> Kek smiles down upon us!
-*- Amber_Spark praises it!
<Cherry_Popper> >You incredibly hit the 9mm out of his hooves at near-perfect accuracy.
<Cherry_Popper> >He's shocked, but also angry.
<Cherry_Popper> >Slowly, he turns to you, furious.
<Amber_Spark> Now... Now we just need to knock him out somehow, prepare shotgun for bat usage.
<Cherry_Popper> >In a flash, he runs towards a ladder going up an apartment building
<Cherry_Popper> >Fuck, he's going to jump.
<Cherry_Popper> >(Chase | Run | Shoot)
<Vanilla_Skies> How does pony use ladder?
<Amber_Spark> Shoot him in the leg! The fucker's too fast!
<Amber_Spark> Use the pistol not the shotgun ofc
<Vanilla_Skies> take the 9mm and shoot him in the leg? I don't see us being able to talk him down off the roof after what just happened
<Cherry_Popper> >You run to the 9mm and aim it at the pony.
<Cherry_Popper> >You fire, but it hits metal.
<Cherry_Popper> (4||6)
<Vanilla_Skies> I dunno what to doooooo
<Cherry_Popper> >The only way to save this fucker is to climb. Fast.
<Amber_Spark> Guh! Climb like you've never climber before then.
<-> MintyEtude-Snoozles is now known as MintyEtude
<Vanilla_Skies> we could have thrown the dildo at him
<Vanilla_Skies> Oh well
<Vanilla_Skies> Climb
<Cherry_Popper> >You run up the fucking ladder like SANIC
<Amber_Spark> (QUE THE MUSIC)
<Amber_Spark> (No wait that'll ruin the modd)
<Cherry_Popper> >You can never get a good aim until you get to the top.
<Cherry_Popper> >Joe's already on the roof, running towards the ledge.
<Cherry_Popper> >(Stop | Shoot)
<MintyEtude> alright you guys what the fuck did you do
<MintyEtude> last thing i saw
<Vanilla_Skies> Shut up minty
<MintyEtude> you ruined a relationship with button mash
<Vanilla_Skies> we're having drama
<Cherry_Popper> Minty, Donut Joe is drugged
<Vanilla_Skies> Shoot him in the leg!
<Vanilla_Skies> try again!
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<Mintyeue> go on
<-> Mintyeue is now known as MintyEHue
<MintyEHue> the fuck happened
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<Vanilla_Skies> Shit happened
<-> MintyEHue is now known as MintyEtude
<Vanilla_Skies> Lots of shit
<Cherry_Popper> >You fire your gun at his leg, but he did something you never thought he'd do.
<MintyEtude> last thing i saw
<MintyEtude> you guys got in the booth and fucked the new sucker
<MintyEtude> and lost button mash as a result
<Vanilla_Skies> you missed a lot
<Vanilla_Skies> maybe if you weren't such a pleb and went to sleep you'd have seen it
<Cherry_Popper> >He jumped in front of your line of fire, and the bullet pierced through the front of his body.
<Vanilla_Skies> great
<Vanilla_Skies> we fucking killed him
<Amber_Spark> Who the fuck said shoot?
<MintyEtude> then i politely ask for you to give me a short explanation of what i missed
<Vanilla_Skies> good job minty
<Amber_Spark> LITERALLY, who?
<MintyEtude> i didnt even do anything
<Cherry_Popper> >And then, you see his eyes expand.
<Cherry_Popper> >"Where am I."
<Vanilla_Skies> I said to shoot because we had a clear line of sight
<MintyEtude> then it's your fault
<Vanilla_Skies> if we chased him we'd probably have gone over the edge too
<Cherry_Popper> >The last thing you watched was him falling off the building, down 6 floors onto the sidewalk.
<MintyEtude> why would you even consider it nilla
<Cherry_Popper> >...
<MintyEtude> now you're the one who fucked up
<Vanilla_Skies> shut up minty
<Cherry_Popper> >That was it then.
<MintyEtude> >Story so far...
<Cherry_Popper> >Everyone you had and known is either dead or hating you.
<MintyEtude> oh
<Cherry_Popper> >You had nothing.
<MintyEtude> well there ya go
<Amber_Spark> What the fuuuu---?
-*- Amber_Spark 's voice goes on the edge of becoming the voic eof insanity
<Cherry_Popper> >You stand at the edge of the building.
<Amber_Spark> Ahhhhh you guys.
<Vanilla_Skies> I guess me and Amber_Spark are even now
<MintyEtude> 'My name is Not Important. What matters is what I'm about to do...'
<Vanilla_Skies> whitelight lost button
<MintyEtude> >Green Sleeves becomes Hatred Guy
<Vanilla_Skies> And I just killed our only friend
<Vanilla_Skies> Gg
<Vanilla_Skies> Bad end
<Vanilla_Skies> Game over
<Cherry_Popper> >You notice there are cameras below, but you also see a crowd of ponies down there, looking up at you.
<MintyEtude> How about we don't jump?
<MintyEtude> >Don't jump you stupid bitch
<Cherry_Popper> >After a minute, you recognize those ponies.
<Cherry_Popper> >The new stall pony. Milky Way. Big Daddy J. Button Mash and his mom. Balloon Boy. Everyone you knew.
<Vanilla_Skies> we could go down and try to explain but probably get arrested or mobbed or something
<Vanilla_Skies> G freakin G
<MintyEtude> >DON'T JUMP
<Vanilla_Skies> Why not
<Amber_Spark> What the fu-- Oooh my goodness, literally kill yourself Green Sleeves what does it matter.
<MintyEtude> NO
<Cherry_Popper> >Everyone that gave you heartbreak, everyone that saw your life and wrecked it.
<Vanilla_Skies> it's game over minty
<MintyEtude> GREEN SLEEVES HAS TO LIVE
<Cherry_Popper> >(Jump | Don't Jump)
<MintyEtude> WE CAN'T LET THIS END HER
<MintyEtude> *HERE
<MintyEtude> DON'T FUCKING JUMP
<Vanilla_Skies> THERE'S NOTHING LEFT MINTY
<MintyEtude> DON'T FUCKING DO IT LADS
<MintyEtude> THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING LEFT
<Cherry_Popper> >You couldn't jump.
<MintyEtude> IT'S CALLED LIFE
<MintyEtude> A BEATING HEART
<MintyEtude> WORKING LUNGS
<Cherry_Popper> >But really, what is there left?
<Amber_Spark> ... We can either enter the criminal life and still live like shit or jump off and end the suffering, what else is there? Its not like they wouldn't come after us for this!
<MintyEtude> AND A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT
<Cherry_Popper> >(Deny Suicide [90% S.R.])
<Amber_Spark> We fucking killed, not one, but two ponies!
<MintyEtude> DENY SUICIDE
<MintyEtude> DENY IT FOREVR
<Vanilla_Skies> THERE'S NO CHANCE MINTY
<MintyEtude> I DONT CARE NILLA
<Vanilla_Skies> it's all fucked
<MintyEtude> I HAD TOO MUCH INVESTED IN THIS TO LOSE NOW
<Vanilla_Skies> We're a crazy murderer
<Cherry_Popper> >If you go back, you'd just get treated like shit.
<MintyEtude> WE HAVE TO SURVIVE
<MintyEtude> WE MUST LIVE TO TELL THE TALE
<Vanilla_Skies> So we'd get treated like we usually do
<Cherry_Popper> >You'd just go back to being everyone's slut again.
<MintyEtude> WE WILL NOT BE ENDED
<MintyEtude> WE WILL RISE FROM OUR POVERTY
<Cherry_Popper> >(Deny Suicide [75% S.R.])
<MintyEtude> DENY SUICIDE
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<Vanilla_Skies> CLOCK'S TICKING
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<Cherry_Popper> >You hear the screams to not jump, but they just fuel the flames.
<Vanilla_Skies> I've seen some twists, but this takes the cake by far
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<Vanilla_Skies> THE FIRE RISES
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<Cherry_Popper> >Do they really expect you to come back?
<MintyEtude> YES THEY DO
<MintyEtude> THEY CARE
<Cherry_Popper> >(Deny Suicide [50% S.R.]
<Cherry_Popper> )
<Vanilla_Skies> what the fuck ever, if minty wants to do her stupid no story dick sucking game then go ahead
<MintyEtude> EVEN IF YOU FUCKED UP
<MintyEtude> THEY CARE
<Vanilla_Skies> Don't jump
<MintyEtude> DENY SUICIDE
<Cherry_Popper> >After all this shit, after all they did, what are they to save a life?
<Cherry_Popper> >All they did was mold your life to what they thought was best for you!
<MintyEtude> THATS THE THING ABOUT PEOPLE AND PONIES
<Cherry_Popper> >Why can
<Cherry_Popper> >Why can't you have what they have!?
<Vanilla_Skies> I guess deny suicide, even though both endings are looking pretty bleak
<Amber_Spark> They are screaming to not jump? What?
<Cherry_Popper> >(Deny Suicide [25% S.R.])
<Amber_Spark> Hahah! Suckers.
<MintyEtude> DENY IT
<Amber_Spark> Deny suicide only to just point a gun at your head at your head and scream "YOU CARE NOW? YOU DO?"
<MintyEtude> IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOU HAVE IT
<Vanilla_Skies> Well it's only going to keep going down
<MintyEtude> AT LEAST YOU HAVE
<Vanilla_Skies> literally nothing
<Cherry_Popper> >You take off your shit.
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost 9mm.)
<MintyEtude> BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE
<Vanilla_Skies> Nothing
<MintyEtude> IT DOESNT MATTER IF ITS NOTHING
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost Pump-Action Shotgun.)
<MintyEtude> ITS YOUR NOTHING
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost Better Clothing.)
<MintyEtude> YOU EARNED YOUR NOTHING
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost Clothing.)
<Vanilla_Skies> it was great knowing you GS
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost Strap-On B.)
<MintyEtude> DONT LET THEM TAKE YOUR NOTHING FROM YOU
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost Strap-On A.)
<Cherry_Popper> >(You lost Sanity.)
<Vanilla_Skies> http://youtu.be/LQswdWdJy6c
<MintyEtude> WE CAN SURVIVE
<Vanilla_Skies> ^^^^^
<Vanilla_Skies> Music
<Vanilla_Skies> For the occasion
<Vanilla_Skies> http://youtu.be/LQswdWdJy6c
<MintyEtude> WE REFUSE TO JUMP
<Cherry_Popper> >You start to walk towards the building.
-*- Amber_Spark folds her hooves, leaning back on her chair as she dropes her controller
<MintyEtude> WE REFUSE
<MintyEtude> FUCK YOU WORLD
<Vanilla_Skies> Just let the final cutscene play out
<Vanilla_Skies> It's already over
<MintyEtude> WE WON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR TORMENT
<MintyEtude> WE WILL RESIST
<MintyEtude> AND RESIST
<MintyEtude> AND RESIST
<Amber_Spark> I'd say deny it but the chances even then aren't on our side.
<MintyEtude> UNTIL WE DRAW OUR FINAL BREATH
<Cherry_Popper> >(Deny Sanity [0% S.R.])
<Amber_Spark> And-- Hm.
<MintyEtude> DENY INSANITY
<MintyEtude> 100.0 sr
<Amber_Spark> QUICK, DO IT, POINT THE GUN DOWN AT THEM AND SCREAM AT THEM
<MintyEtude> WE
<MintyEtude> WE REFUSE TO BE DEFEATED BY THE WORLD WE WERE BROUGHT INTO
<MintyEtude> WE WILL MAKE THE WORLD OUR BITCH
<MintyEtude> AND WE
<MintyEtude> WILL
<MintyEtude> SURVIVE
<MintyEtude> AND WE
<MintyEtude> WILL
<MintyEtude> THRIVE
<Vanilla_Skies> For what though
<Vanilla_Skies> You go down and probably get put in jail for killing a pony
<Vanilla_Skies> And it's game over either way
<Cherry_Popper> >You take a deep breath.
<MintyEtude> BUT THEN
<MintyEtude> AT LEAST WE CAN SAY
<Cherry_Popper> >Nothing is left.
<MintyEtude> WE LIVED
<Cherry_Popper> >There is nothing.
<Cherry_Popper> >I am nothing.
<MintyEtude> WE ARE
<MintyEtude> SOMETHING
<MintyEtude> WE HAVE
<Cherry_Popper> >The world turns grey.
<MintyEtude> VALUE
<MintyEtude> LIFE
<MintyEtude> WILL
<MintyEtude> NOT
<MintyEtude> END
-*- Vanilla_Skies cris
<MintyEtude> DENY SUICIDE
<Cherry_Popper> >You feel gravity take it's course.
<MintyEtude> FUCK YOU
<MintyEtude> FUCK YOU GAME
<MintyEtude> I WANT A REFUND GAMESTOP
<Cherry_Popper> >Down, lower and lower, until the sidewalk is something you can almost reach.
-*- Vanilla_Skies cris on Amber_Spark
<MintyEtude> THIS GAME SUCKS
<Cherry_Popper> >The screams are muffled in your ears.
<MintyEtude> IT SUCKS AS MUCH AS THE MAIN CHARACTER SUCKS DICK
<Cherry_Popper> >And then
<Cherry_Popper> Greener on the Other Side
-*- Amber_Spark doesn't hear credits roll yet and still believes.
<MintyEtude> TRAMPOLINE
<Cherry_Popper> Created by Cherry Popper
<Vanilla_Skies> >buying games at GameStop and not steam
<Vanilla_Skies> Console pleb
<Amber_Spark> Oh wait.
<Cherry_Popper> Played by Four Cannon
<Vanilla_Skies> Gg guys
<Cherry_Popper> The End
<Vanilla_Skies> We tried
<MintyEtude> FUCK YOU CHERRY
-*- Amber_Spark jontron stares at the screen for a minute...  Slowly nodding.
<Cherry_Popper> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQswdWdJy6c&feature=youtu.be
<MintyEtude> LOAD SAVESTATE
<MintyEtude> I DIDNT GET MY MONEY'S WORTH YET YOU SICK FUCK
<Vanilla_Skies> I'm sure cherry is tired of dealing with our antics
<Cherry_Popper> >Error: Saves corrupted.
<MintyEtude> START NEW GAME
<Cherry_Popper> >Error: system32 not found.
<Cherry_Popper> >Command START NEW GAME not recognized
<MintyEtude> OPEN GOOGLE
<Vanilla_Skies> It's funny in a sad kinda way
<Cherry_Popper> Command OPEN GOOGLE not recognized
-*- Amber_Spark removes disk from console, walks into the next room screaming "I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT." and then starts hammering th edisk with a fake thor hamer.
<Vanilla_Skies> I guess, Uh, well.
<Vanilla_Skies> I dunno what to do now
<Cherry_Popper> So, that was the most depressing text game I ever wrote
<MintyEtude> F8
<Cherry_Popper> On a scale of 1-10 though how gud was it
<MintyEtude> http://www.ehow.com/how_8170543_reinstall-system32.html
<Vanilla_Skies> 420
<MintyEtude> IT WAS SHIT CHERRY
<MintyEtude> ALL OF IT WAS FUCKING TRASH
<Vanilla_Skies> Best text game I ever played
<MintyEtude> 0/100
<Vanilla_Skies> and I've played quite a few
<MintyEtude> TOO MUCH RAILROAD
<MintyEtude> FUCK IT
<Cherry_Popper> I admit there was a lot of railroading,
-*- MintyEtude punches the monitor.
<Cherry_Popper> but it still worked out.
<MintyEtude> IT DIDNT WORK OUT SHIT SON
<Vanilla_Skies> from going and checking on a friend to shooting him off a building and then committing suicide
<Amber_Spark> (We could have rolled the end result and see if we got a 20 and surived)
<MintyEtude> EXACTLY
<Amber_Spark> (Unlikely but still)
<MintyEtude> ACTUALLY
<MintyEtude> TO THAT END
<Cherry_Popper> Okay, 20 or greater and you live
<Cherry_Popper> you all get 1 roll
<MintyEtude> ROLL
<MintyEtude> However I do have one complaint towards the end.
<Vanilla_Skies> We went from sucking dicks, to having a friend, to guarding a gas station, to loosing a friend, to crying in a dark rainy alley, becoming a secret agent, buying shit, finding drugged up friend, killing friend by accident, and jumping off roof.
<MintyEtude> [Deny Sanity 0% S.R.]
<MintyEtude> That means that we would go insane and commit suicide if we lost.
<MintyEtude> Or rather.
<MintyEtude> If we won.
<MintyEtude> So what should've happened is we fail to go insane, and don't kill ourselves.
<Vanilla_Skies> A 0 success rate to denying sanity and  jumping off
<Amber_Spark> Vani you fucked us.
<Amber_Spark> ;-;
<Amber_Spark> Why did you shoot mang!
<Amber_Spark> Augh
<MintyEtude> Seriously, Cherry.
<Cherry_Popper> Shh
-*- Amber_Spark wriggles the Vanilla_Skies!
<MintyEtude> I WILL NOT SHH
<Cherry_Popper> it's okay
<MintyEtude> IT IS NOT OKAY
<Cherry_Popper> I was trying to end it anyway
<Cherry_Popper> shhh
<MintyEtude> TOO BAD
<Vanilla_Skies> He was tired of our antics
<MintyEtude> TOO
<Vanilla_Skies> I don't blame him
<MintyEtude> FUCKING
<MintyEtude> BAD
<Cherry_Popper> Nah, I just lost interest
<MintyEtude> >REINSTALL SYS32
<Vanilla_Skies> yeah, it's happened to a lot of people around here
<Vanilla_Skies> We used to be a lot bigger
<MintyEtude> FUCK IT