- Original post: http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=7281&p=139546#p139546
- To the tune of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A
- Now this is the story all about how
- My life got flipped turned upside down.
- And I'd like to take a minute so ears up, foo';
- I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Yamaku.
- In West Akihabara born and raised,
- In the arcade is where I spent most of my days.
- Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool,
- And kickin' some football outside of the school.
- I was handed a note it said to meet outside,
- A confession? Iwanako? I'm surprised.
- I said just one little word and my heart stopped too.
- Dad said "you're movin' to a boarding school, it's called Yamaku".
- I begged and I pleaded with 'im day after day,
- But he packed my suit case and sent me on my way.
- He gave me my meds and when I got there I knew it,
- I put my swaggervest on and said "I might as well do it".
- First class, yo this is grouse,
- Poppin' pills like Hugh Laurie as Doctor House.
- Is this what the kids at Yamaku livin' like?
- Hmm, this might be alright.
- But wait I hear they're crippled, no legs and all that.
- Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
- I don't think so, but I'll give it one chance,
- The problem's in your pants, the Master of Romance!
- Well I'm in the lobby and I didn't wait long.
- There was a dude dressed like a timelord fuckin' sayin' my name wrong.
- I ain't tryin' to get detention yet I just got here!
- I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared.
- I whistled for some bitches and when they came by
- They had scars on their face and clouds in their eyes.
- If anything I could say I was aloof,
- But I thought "naw forget it, yo hoes, to the roof!"
- We got up to the roof about quarter to six
- I yelled to the cripples, "yo girls, suck mah dick!"
- I looked to my kingdom and took a manly stance,
- To sit on my throne as Master of Romance.
[KS] The Master of Romance
BlackWaltzTheThird Apr 28th, 2013 516 Never
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