[KS] The Master of Romance

Apr 28th, 2013
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  1. Original post:
  2. To the tune of:
  4. Now this is the story all about how
  5. My life got flipped turned upside down.
  6. And I'd like to take a minute so ears up, foo';
  7. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Yamaku.
  9. In West Akihabara born and raised,
  10. In the arcade is where I spent most of my days.
  11. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool,
  12. And kickin' some football outside of the school.
  14. I was handed a note it said to meet outside,
  15. A confession? Iwanako? I'm surprised.
  16. I said just one little word and my heart stopped too.
  17. Dad said "you're movin' to a boarding school, it's called Yamaku".
  19. I begged and I pleaded with 'im day after day,
  20. But he packed my suit case and sent me on my way.
  21. He gave me my meds and when I got there I knew it,
  22. I put my swaggervest on and said "I might as well do it".
  24. First class, yo this is grouse,
  25. Poppin' pills like Hugh Laurie as Doctor House.
  26. Is this what the kids at Yamaku livin' like?
  27. Hmm, this might be alright.
  29. But wait I hear they're crippled, no legs and all that.
  30. Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
  31. I don't think so, but I'll give it one chance,
  32. The problem's in your pants, the Master of Romance!
  34. Well I'm in the lobby and I didn't wait long.
  35. There was a dude dressed like a timelord fuckin' sayin' my name wrong.
  36. I ain't tryin' to get detention yet I just got here!
  37. I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared.
  39. I whistled for some bitches and when they came by
  40. They had scars on their face and clouds in their eyes.
  41. If anything I could say I was aloof,
  42. But I thought "naw forget it, yo hoes, to the roof!"
  44. We got up to the roof about quarter to six
  45. I yelled to the cripples, "yo girls, suck mah dick!"
  46. I looked to my kingdom and took a manly stance,
  47. To sit on my throne as Master of Romance.
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