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[Hopestuck] Jothel and Rhysal introduction

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  1. [10:08 PM] zeitgeistSybarite [ZS] began trolling kitchenAgitation [KA]
  2. [10:09 PM] ZS: I have no intention of interrupting if you are currently preoccupied. Is this the case?
  3. [10:09 PM] KA: um
  4. [10:09 PM] KA: hi?
  5. [10:10 PM] KA: well I'm tending mushrooms but I'm never not preoccupied so, go ahead? I can talk and climb
  6. [10:12 PM] ZS: I see. In this case, the situation I currently find myself in features you as a uniquely situated participant.
  7. [10:12 PM] ZS: I presume you have been discreet about the previous orders made by this account.
  8. [10:13 PM] ZS: Is this the case?
  9. [10:13 PM] KA: you know it or you wouldnt-
  10. [10:13 PM] KA: account?
  11. [10:13 PM] ZS: Indeed.
  12. [10:14 PM] KA: you the patient then?
  13. [10:14 PM] ZS: I would prefer an answer to my question before I answer that.
  14. [10:14 PM] KA: yes
  15. [10:14 PM] ZS: I am.
  16. [10:15 PM] KA: ok then
  17. [10:16 PM] ZS: It should be obvious that I desire the same level of discretion in this new development.
  18. [10:17 PM] KA: discretion tends to be appreciated all round
  19. [10:17 PM] ZS: Indeed.
  20. [10:18 PM] KA: wellgettothebleedingpointthen
  21. [10:18 PM] ZS: ...
  22. [10:18 PM] ZS: I find myself in need of what could be referred to as reintegration.
  23. [10:20 PM] ZS: In the process of my convalescence I have lost a great deal of contacts and a great deal of my capacity to function in society. Is there a possibility that you can assist in the recovery or replacement of such assets?
  24. [10:20 PM] KA: me?
  25. [10:20 PM] ZS: Indeed.
  26. [10:20 PM] KA: you want to deal with my shit?
  27. [10:21 PM] KA: weren't you warned I'm godsdamned nuts?
  28. [10:22 PM] ZS: I was not intended to come into contact with you.
  29. [10:22 PM] KA: hah
  30. [10:22 PM] ZS: In any case, the answer is yes. I do.
  31. [10:22 PM] KA: I can't remember the last time I killed someone
  32. [10:22 PM] KA: and that's point one
  33. [10:23 PM] KA: point two, I practically live on one of the green portals
  34. [10:24 PM] KA: do you know what they are? I don't still live there
  35. [10:25 PM] KA: point three I...
  36. [10:25 PM] KA: anyway
  37. [10:25 PM] KA: anywayanywayanywayanyway
  38. [10:25 PM] KA: hi
  39. [10:26 PM] ZS: Is that a no?
  40. [10:27 PM] KA: if i havent scared you away already then sure we can capacitate your societinessitude
  41. [10:27 PM] ZS: I see. In that case, I offer you my gratitude.
  42. [10:28 PM] KA: lesson one why so formal?
  43. [10:28 PM] ZS: I have no idea what you could be referring to.
  44. [10:29 PM] KA: I Offer You My Gratitude. who speaks like that?
  45. [10:29 PM] ZS: I do.
  46. [10:29 PM] KA: why?
  47. [10:29 PM] ZS: Is this a problem?
  48. [10:29 PM] KA: do you think its a problem?
  49. [10:30 PM] KA: im challenging how you present yourself
  50. [10:30 PM] KA: whatdo?
  51. [10:31 PM] ZS: I did not prior to the last sixty seconds.
  52. [10:31 PM] KA: zigackly
  53. [10:31 PM] KA: youre ferpectly right
  54. [10:31 PM] KA: but now challenged you are
  55. [10:32 PM] KA: are you going to let me make it a problem?
  56. [10:32 PM] ZS: Is it one?
  57. [10:33 PM] ZS: I am inclined to disagree.
  58. [10:33 PM] KA: circle game, I like it
  59. [10:33 PM] KA: you have to know when to fight and when to duck out
  60. [10:34 PM] KA: when to hold em when to fold em when to walk
  61. [10:34 PM] KA: how does that end?
  62. [10:34 PM] KA: anyway
  63. [10:34 PM] KA: if its you its not a problem to me
  64. [10:35 PM] KA: if its who you think you should be then stuff it down the voice tubes of whoever is in charge of should
  65. [10:37 PM] ZS: ... I rescind my previous implication of disagreement with the fact that you are, in fact, nuts.
  66. [10:38 PM] KA: ok
  67. [10:39 PM] ZS: In lieu of alternatives, however, I will make do.
  68. [10:39 PM] KA: oh come on
  69. [10:40 PM] KA: don't try and guilt me with help me kitchenagitator youre my only hope
  70. [10:40 PM] ZS: I have no intent of guilting you.
  71. [10:40 PM] ZS: I am agreeing with you.
  72. [10:41 PM] KA: well if youre a captive audience, then how about listening to my musings on something really nuts?
  73. [10:42 PM] ZS: I am at the edge of my metaphorical seat.
  74. [10:42 PM] KA: ok, so, imagine a world where blood colour doesn't matter
  75. [10:43 PM] KA: a world where who you are is determined only by your choices
  76. [10:44 PM] KA: where the rules binding us down no longer apply, and society is built on the ideal of a common vision
  77. [10:44 PM] ZS: I am imagining.
  78. [10:44 PM] KA: normally by this point the other person is laughing at me or swearing
  79. [10:46 PM] ZS: I am not in a position to do either.
  80. [10:46 PM] KA: ...come on, give me your honest answer
  81. [10:47 PM] ZS: I have not been given a question to answer.
  82. [10:47 PM] KA: if the world was built on laws of freedom, and the only thing binding us was our word, where would we be?
  83. [10:47 PM] KA: could trolls cope with that?
  84. [10:48 PM] ZS: It depends.
  85. [10:49 PM] ZS: In the dirt, eventually. If a society fails to properly arrange itself, it will fall to a more prepared challenger.
  86. [10:49 PM] KA: who -what could be out there that can challenge us?
  87. [10:50 PM] ZS: I could compile you a list of alien races that have fallen before the Alternian empire.
  88. [10:51 PM] KA: so your saying the only reason we won is because of the structure we labour under?
  89. [10:51 PM] ZS: I am.
  90. [10:52 PM] KA: huh... well it's the best answer anyone's given me so far
  91. [10:52 PM] KA: I'd need some time to think up a retort
  92. [10:53 PM] ZS: I have more faith in a finely-tuned war machine than in a horde of anarchists.
  93. [10:53 PM] KA: a finely tuned warmachine is all you've seen
  94. [10:54 PM] KA: but thank you
  95. [10:54 PM] KA: Anarchy, that's the word
  96. [10:55 PM] ZS: It is. I await your retort.
  97. [10:55 PM] KA: but we still need more socialising, for the reason you came knocking on my computer door
  98. [10:55 PM] AK do we not?
  99. [10:55 PM] ZS: Indeed we do.
  100. [10:56 PM] KA: so while im thinking lets............
  101. [10:56 PM] KA: hmm
  102. [10:57 PM] KA: you could tell me about your....
  103. [10:57 PM] KA: no, that's insensitive
  104. [10:57 PM] ZS: I would prefer not to divulge sensitive information.
  105. [10:58 PM] KA: how about insensitive information?
  106. [10:58 PM] ZS: Insensitive in what way?
  107. [10:58 PM] KA: vulgar information?
  108. [10:59 PM] KA: or which parts of your body are currently so drugged they can't feel anything
  109. [10:59 PM] those would be quite desensitised
  110. [11:00 PM] KA: dissensitised?
  111. [11:00 PM] ZS: I cannot tell if this is a question, a pun, or a challenge.
  112. [11:00 PM] KA: dis-in-de-sensitised?
  113. [11:01 PM] KA: well it started as a question then I got lost in thought
  114. [11:02 PM] KA: cant do that I've got to ten-
  115. [11:02 PM] KA: anyway
  116. [11:02 PM] KA: lost in thought bad, so tell me...
  117. [11:02 PM] KA: about puns
  118. [11:03 PM] KA: do you joke?
  119. [11:03 PM] ZS: I used to.
  120. [11:03 PM] KA: what kind of joke?
  121. [11:03 PM] KA: jokes are very social I have to insist it be part of your recovery process
  122. [11:04 PM] ZS: It has been a while. I barely recall any.
  123. [11:04 PM] KA: then make a new one
  124. [11:05 PM] ZS: I see.
  125. [11:05 PM] ZS: ... I will need a moment.
  126. [11:06 PM] KA: sure
  127. [11:06 PM] KA: oh but while were discussing jokes your colour?
  128. [11:07 PM] ZS: I apologize?
  129. [11:08 PM] KA: you gonna keep using his?
  130. [11:09 PM] ZS: I will create an account when next I contact you.
  131. [11:09 PM] KA: and what colour will that be?
  132. [11:09 PM] Strat: Rhysal doesn't type anything for a minute or two.
  133. [11:09 PM] ZS: I do not know.
  134. [11:10 PM] KA: good
  135. [11:10 PM] KA: It means you're taking it seriously.
  136. [11:11 PM] ZS: I suppose.
  137. [11:11 PM] ZS: I have remembered a joke.
  138. [11:11 PM] KA: ooh
  139. [11:13 PM] ZS: Is it realistic to throw a stick one thousand miles and expect a barkbeast to retrieve it?
  140. [11:13 PM] ZS: It is not. It is, in fact, rather far-fetched.
  141. [11:14 PM] KA: ...
  142. [11:14 PM] KA: That. Was. Terrible.
  143. [11:14 PM] KA: I love it.
  144. [11:14 PM] ZS: I agree on both counts. I also apologize.
  145. [11:15 PM] KA: NEVER APOLOGISE
  146. [11:15 PM] KA: I mean, unless that's part of you being you
  147. [11:15 PM] ZS: It was in regards to the joke.
  148. [11:15 PM] KA: but, don't apologise for bad jokes at least
  149. [11:15 PM] KA: the worst jokes are the best
  150. [11:16 PM] KA: its some kind of negative humour overflow limit
  151. [11:16 PM] KA: (Those are computer words right?)
  152. [11:17 PM] ZS: It would be an underflow error, but yes.
  153. [11:17 PM] KA: showing up my computer knowledge too now
  154. [11:17 PM] KA: were gonna get on great right?
  155. [11:18 PM] KA: ~likeahouseonfire~
  156. [11:19 PM] ZS: It is certainly an evocative description.
  157. [11:19 PM] ZS: In regards to accuracy... we will see.
  158. [11:19 PM] KA: trust me burning houses make for great backdrops
  159. [11:20 PM] KA: and cooking tools
  160. [11:20 PM] ZS: I will take your word for it.
  161. [11:22 PM] KA: now if youll excuse me my lusus is bellowing about something
  162. [11:23 PM] KA: illhavetogetbacktoyouontheanarchisthordething
  163. [11:23 PM] KA: alsothankyoufortalkingabouttheanarchything
  164. [11:23 PM] ZS: Indeed.
  165. [11:23 PM] KA: nooneelseevenspendstimeon- IM COMING!
  166. [11:24 PM] KA: sorryleftvoicetotexton
  167. [11:24 PM] ZS: I offer you my thanks as well.
  168. [11:24 PM] KA: byebyebye
  169. [11:24 PM] ZS: I shall allow you to return to your business.
  170. [11:25 PM] kitchenAgitation ceased trolling zeitgeistSybarite
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