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  1. at what point are you alllowed to be sceptical about everything maybe not turning out okay
  2. how many signs pointing to "ya fucked up humans, sorry."
  3. is there gonna have to be an aactuual like satan shaped
  4. 3000 foot talll robot
  5. going "yes i am evil i am here to kill you alll"
  6. it's never obvious wheen bad shit happens lol
  7. watch my internet disconnect
  8. but in nazi germany germans just saw their neighbors go
  9. russia, same thing
  10. hey folllow us we're helping
  11. people literally can have the same thing happen across all of fucking time
  12. and each time it appears to maybe be happening
  13. they need further evidence like a gigantic 3000 foot tall robot satan telling them exactly what they're doing isn't good okay little baaby
  14. NOBODY EVER THINKS BAD SHIT IS HAPPENING
  15. AND BAD SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS
  16. THE SYSTEM IS SO PERFECT YOURE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO NOTICE BAD SHIT
  17. hardly anyone has been fucking wrong about bad shit, either
  18. like non agenda based
  19. "hey all signs point to this happening..."
  20. its allways right
  21. even cold war shit
  22. coming back to bite the US in the ass
  23. "hey I think the government might be wiretapping me"
  24. "fucking crazy"
  25. 2012: breaaking news government wiretapping you.
  26. "huh aint that something"
  27. shrug
  28. "we're just going after sadam cause bush jr wants reevenge for his daddy"
  29. probably literally
  30. some hood nigger
  31. saaid that
  32. crazy motherfucker
  33. should lay off the crack
  34. fastforward a few years
  35. "yeah theres no nukes"
  36. this.
  37. is.
  38. fucking.
  39. insane.
  40. being alive today
  41. its fuucking insane
  42. why are people waiting
  43. for news from the people who would be scheming us
  44. to determine whether or not they're being schemed
  45. you're waiting for the guys who fucking did i t
  46. to tell you
  47. they're doing it
  48. while they're doing it?
  49. you're not gonna believe its happening unless the guys who would be doing it tell you about it?(edited)
  50. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  51. dude i am completely sobre
  52. watching a robot debate
  53. grinding my teeth cursing
  54. i n ever thought i'd be about to have an aneurysm watching a robot debate
  55. when i was a kid i thought
  56. by 26 i'd have shit to do
  57. or like when there were robots
  58. it wouldn't be a priority for me
  59. but yeah this is a priority for me
  60. this is it basically
  61. i can make this the entire focus of my existence
  62. like that
  63. i dont even have to do shit
  64. i just make a decision
  65. im the most anti robot motherfucker of all time
  66. and i can do that
  67. cause i dont have anything else
  68. so bam
  69. i'm literally the msot anti robot motherfucker of all time
  70. did i think it was gonna turn out like this?
  71. no
  72. i'll accept this responsibility though
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