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Talk with a redneck (Antifa gamer) who has 90 iq

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  1. 12:58 PM - Bridgekeeper: i've been taught a rough lesson
  2. 12:58 PM - Bridgekeeper: i reacted like you would once
  3. 12:58 PM - Bridgekeeper: and it almost fucked me
  4. 12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: im amazed you're alive this late in life
  5. 12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what terrible life decisions have I made
  6. 12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: with an attitude like that
  7. 12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): hmm silence
  8. 12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: well you don't respect anyone for any reason
  9. 12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah I do
  10. 12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: yeah i was breeding cows
  11. 12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but what have you even done
  12. 12:59 PM - Bridgekeeper: im playing minecraft
  13. 12:59 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): that was worth respect
  14. 1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): your epic minecraft farms??????
  15. 1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): your EPIC programmer skills??????
  16. 1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): high ricky and morty iq???
  17. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: the ironic thing is that you make fun of me for calling myself a programmer but i already make money doing it
  18. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: so
  19. 1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): how much do you make annualy buddy
  20. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: and thats with a high school education
  21. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: part time too
  22. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: 22 dollars an hour
  23. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: yeah i know
  24. 1:00 PM - Bridgekeeper: not much
  25. 1:00 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah thats fuckall
  26. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and doesnt even answer my question
  27. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: part time
  28. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: just out of high school
  29. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): how much
  30. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): do you make
  31. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: people like you have to break your fucking backs to get paid this much
  32. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): a YEAR
  33. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): or know what
  34. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): monthly
  35. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): there
  36. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: can't calculate it?
  37. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: I could give you my hours
  38. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: 10 hours a week
  39. 1:01 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): alright so
  40. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: whip out the algebra 2 knowledge buddy
  41. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: you repeated it 3 times
  42. 1:01 PM - Bridgekeeper: wilbur can help
  43. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): thats 800 dollars
  44. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): a month
  45. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow thats alot dude!!!!!!!!!!!!
  46. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): impressive!!!!!!!!!
  47. 1:02 PM - Bridgekeeper: part time
  48. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): programming is not a real job buddy
  49. 1:02 PM - Bridgekeeper: you unironically say that
  50. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): even if you were working full time you'd be making maybe 1200-1300 a month
  51. 1:02 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): which is still fuckall
  52. 1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: they dont pay me much because i dont have a college degree
  53. 1:03 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I make about 1300 a week
  54. 1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're doing insults again
  55. 1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: You really do equate all intellectualism as thinly veiled narcissism
  56. 1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: wow
  57. 1:03 PM - Bridgekeeper: that's sad
  58. 1:03 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah 800 dollars a month is sure gonna help that college degree in computer science!!!!
  59. 1:04 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo what was your SAT score buddy
  60. 1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: I forget, I only remember my act score
  61. 1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you're trying to turn this around again
  62. 1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: this is about you
  63. 1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): ok
  64. 1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): give me the interview questions buddy
  65. 1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: No questions
  66. 1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: just answers
  67. 1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  68. 1:05 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): ok
  69. 1:05 PM - Bridgekeeper: You don't have any friends who trust you because you insult them constantly
  70. 1:06 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): do you know my friends??????
  71. 1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: you don't have anyone who would be there for you if your family died
  72. 1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: because you don't respect them
  73. 1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: you think they're lmao idiots xddd
  74. 1:06 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): shit is this improv now??????
  75. 1:06 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): my family died
  76. 1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: if someone in your family did die
  77. 1:06 PM - Bridgekeeper: your family would be the only ones who gave a shit
  78. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: and im not even sure they'd invite you to the funeral
  79. 1:07 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wait I thought this was suppose to be answers
  80. 1:07 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what the fuck is this\
  81. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you couldn't talk to a single person about it except your mom
  82. 1:07 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): other than you turbosperging
  83. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: *chucks beer can* get out uh here you fuckin' reetaurd
  84. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you act
  85. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you speak
  86. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you type
  87. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: like a redneck
  88. 1:07 PM - Bridgekeeper: you sound like it
  89. 1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: you like redneck things
  90. 1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you type and sound like an epic reddit bro
  91. 1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): LOL!!!!!!!!
  92. 1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: epic reddit bros have more intelligence than you
  93. 1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: and they're pedants
  94. 1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): all that rick and morty iq points
  95. 1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yes
  96. 1:08 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): soylent chugging
  97. 1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: yeah and im not joking either
  98. 1:08 PM - Bridgekeeper: they know more than you about life
  99. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "im not joking!!!!!!"
  100. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow REAL imtimidating buddy
  101. 1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: you think i'm trying to be intimidating?
  102. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): dont mock me!!!!!! or else....
  103. 1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: I haven't threatened you
  104. 1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: I'm trying to teach you something
  105. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah threaten me
  106. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I just wanna see what it looks like
  107. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "im gonna dox u...."
  108. 1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: when i first met you i thought you were just some 20 year old who had a life but did this when he was high
  109. 1:09 PM - Bridgekeeper: you've demonstrated
  110. 1:09 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "im gonna diddle your ip like jared fogel diddles kids"
  111. 1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: beyond a reasonable doubt
  112. 1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: that you don't have one
  113. 1:10 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah dude
  114. 1:10 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): maybe if I became a morbidly obese programmer
  115. 1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: All you can do is mock
  116. 1:10 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): id be epic!!!!!!!!!!!
  117. 1:10 PM - Bridgekeeper: mocking me again
  118. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: and associating me with a group i have vocally denounced
  119. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: "hyuk you sound like a le epic reddit bro"
  120. 1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo buddy didnt you tell me you lost weight
  121. 1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I thought it was like 260 or some shit 2 years ago
  122. 1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): 270 now
  123. 1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): huh...
  124. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: it was 280
  125. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: bad memory
  126. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: on your part
  127. 1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow man
  128. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: you know why i tell you about myself?
  129. 1:11 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): gonna give you a guiness world record
  130. 1:11 PM - Bridgekeeper: Do you know why i told you about myself?
  131. 1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): for worlds most EPIC weight loss
  132. 1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): 10 pounds in 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!
  133. 1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: cut with your mocking
  134. 1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): even john assanti could lose 10 pounds in a month
  135. 1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: i could have lied
  136. 1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you would have believed me
  137. 1:12 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and he was like 890 fucking pounds
  138. 1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: I told you the truth because I wanted to see what kind of person you were
  139. 1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: i knew you'd mock me
  140. 1:12 PM - Bridgekeeper: but i wanted to know how deep your insanity goes
  141. 1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah im an insane asylum gamer
  142. 1:13 PM - Bridgekeeper: and i wouldn't be talking to you right now if I didn't think it was serious
  143. 1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im terry a davis
  144. 1:13 PM - Bridgekeeper: ^ good one
  145. 1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): make a christian themed operating system geklmin
  146. 1:13 PM - Bridgekeeper: one of my most infuriating hobbies is making people who don't think, think
  147. 1:13 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): do that and ill give you the highest honor of respect I can possibly give
  148. 1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: I've had the least success with your type
  149. 1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: Whenever i tell your kind about how thinking can gain you much in the world
  150. 1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: you call me a narcissist
  151. 1:14 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): my kind
  152. 1:14 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): who????
  153. 1:14 PM - Bridgekeeper: rednecks
  154. 1:14 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you live in a redneck state
  155. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: In the northernmost, most liberal portion of it
  156. 1:15 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you could technically be considered a redneck buddy
  157. 1:15 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epic conservative!!!!! (to the eyes of yankees)
  158. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: redneck is a slur that refers to the uneducated whites of the south
  159. 1:15 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): fat
  160. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: You're still superior to negroes
  161. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: but up here
  162. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: in the northern portions of the US
  163. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: it's more like
  164. 1:15 PM - Bridgekeeper: jews use you as an example
  165. 1:16 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wouldnt some education mean being able to keep your body healthy
  166. 1:16 PM - Bridgekeeper: of how equal whites and niggers are
  167. 1:16 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're a fucking joke to us
  168. 1:16 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): or not visit reddit
  169. 1:16 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're the reason we can't affirm superiority over negroes to the world
  170. 1:16 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epic larp dude
  171. 1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: Anything political --> Larp  Anything with large words --> Narcissism/Le epic reddit Anything with a meme --> le epic reddit
  172. 1:17 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): no meme arrows
  173. 1:17 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): please
  174. 1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: "no memes"
  175. 1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: Yeah well if i tried to explain without using common knowledge
  176. 1:17 PM - Bridgekeeper: then we'd be sitting here all damn day
  177. 1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: There's a difference between soyboys and being kind.
  178. 1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: Soyboys don't actually believe in being kind
  179. 1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: they pretend it
  180. 1:18 PM - Bridgekeeper: something you don't yet understand, probably
  181. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: Maybe you do
  182. 1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what lmao
  183. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: But you don't display it
  184. 1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): soyboys are the most fuckin beta people possible
  185. 1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "wow ur a soyboy!!!!!!"
  186. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: I didnt call you a soyboy
  187. 1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I have actual muscle mass buddy
  188. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: I said that you equate kindness with being a soyboy
  189. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: this is the fallacy pagans repeat to me
  190. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: and yes i debate pagans
  191. 1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I debate PAGANS dude
  192. 1:19 PM - Bridgekeeper: i'm the most hated christian on gab probably
  193. 1:19 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): for REDDIT!!!!!!!
  194. 1:20 PM - Bridgekeeper: Oh no, gab
  195. 1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): who the fuck goes around
  196. 1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and debates people online
  197. 1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): thats literally one of the most redditbro things ive ever heard
  198. 1:20 PM - Bridgekeeper: "who duh fuck goes around and debates?"
  199. 1:20 PM - Bridgekeeper: *slurps alcoholic beverage*
  200. 1:20 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epic reddit humor dude
  201. 1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're doing it again
  202. 1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're denouncing me for calling you something you hate
  203. 1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you hate rednecks don't you
  204. 1:21 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah
  205. 1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: you have your own excuses in your head
  206. 1:21 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): didnt you sperg out at me yesterday for mocking you
  207. 1:21 PM - Bridgekeeper: "I'm not a redneck because of X"
  208. 1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you're fearful now
  209. 1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: just a little bit
  210. 1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: that those might not be good reasons
  211. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah im fearing gekelboy
  212. 1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: I have no idea what your excuse is
  213. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): for using epic reddit humor on me
  214. 1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you need to evaluate it
  215. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im afraid the 270 18 year old programmer!!!!!!!
  216. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): who has STABBED SOMEONE WITH A PENCIL!!!!!!
  217. 1:22 PM - Bridgekeeper: Employed in tech at 18
  218. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah "part time"
  219. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): 10 hours a week
  220. 1:22 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): technically part time
  221. 1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but I probably spend more time on the shitter each month that you do being an epic programmer buddy
  222. 1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: I didn't believe it for a moment there
  223. 1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: i keep doubting it
  224. 1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: but I was right
  225. 1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): why are you speaking in third person
  226. 1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: you really do equate intellectualism with narcissism
  227. 1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): thats a sign of schizophrenia buddy
  228. 1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: because im just shocked
  229. 1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): how is being able to program intellectual
  230. 1:23 PM - Bridgekeeper: this is easily the dumbest belief ive ever encountered
  231. 1:23 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): lmao wtf hahaha
  232. 1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you've repeated yourself like 4 times on that
  233. 1:24 PM - Bridgekeeper: yep
  234. 1:24 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're right
  235. 1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): I think you might actually have schizophrenia buddy
  236. 1:24 PM - Bridgekeeper: *chucks beer can*
  237. 1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): https://youtu.be/Pr8IyNGAqlw
  238. 1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): this video could help  you dude!!!!!!
  239. 1:24 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): depresson is real folks!!!!!
  240. 1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: you're memeing again
  241. 1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo geklmin do you actually have depression
  242. 1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): or had it in the past
  243. 1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: you don't understand that im trying to give you a little bit of salt on life
  244. 1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im just le epic trolling u dude!!!!!!!!
  245. 1:25 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): LOL!!!!!!!
  246. 1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: quit being ironic
  247. 1:25 PM - Bridgekeeper: you learned that it made you sound smarter than when you were serious
  248. 1:26 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you haven't learned that the reason you sound so stupid
  249. 1:26 PM - Bridgekeeper: is because you don't think
  250. 1:26 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow dude
  251. 1:26 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): explain the cosmos to me
  252. 1:26 PM - Bridgekeeper: "haha this guy is trying to be 'intellectual' he must be a narcissist"
  253. 1:26 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): intellectual = "you dont think!!!!!!"
  254. 1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: I'm not even the smartest guy i know
  255. 1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: Because you're not
  256. 1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: you avoid all the points i make
  257. 1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah dude you've fuckin up there with ayn rand and nietchize dude
  258. 1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: you abstract them and construe them in your mind to avoid the point
  259. 1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im not even the smartest guy I know
  260. 1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: I'm surprised you know about nietzsche
  261. 1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what the fuck was that sentence lmao
  262. 1:27 PM - Bridgekeeper: im not even in the top 10
  263. 1:27 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "wow I know nietzsche!!!!!!! im smart!!!!!!!!!"
  264. 1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): literally had to read nietzsche in high school buddy
  265. 1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow what an obscure literary reference dude!!!!!!!!!!!
  266. 1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: yet you didn't know who wilbur was
  267. 1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: that's my point
  268. 1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah I dont remember a character from a childrens book that I read when I was like 8 years old
  269. 1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: i'm not calling you smart for knowing nietzsche
  270. 1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): man im a fuckin retard....
  271. 1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: the bestselling book of the decade
  272. 1:28 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): here's 70 ways bernie sanders could still win
  273. 1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: then when i told you it was a pig
  274. 1:28 PM - Bridgekeeper: you still didnt get it
  275. 1:29 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): are you watching rick and morty right now dude
  276. 1:29 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): is that why your iq is SUPERCHARGED
  277. 1:29 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): fortified
  278. 1:29 PM - Bridgekeeper: *stares at sky* *sees cumulonimbus* wow that must be a cirrus! lame dude!
  279. 1:29 PM - Bridgekeeper: You see someone trying to speak to you in a thoughtful way
  280. 1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): fuck call the police!!!!!!!
  281. 1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): this man is watching rick and morty
  282. 1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): he's going apeshti on high iq points!!!!!!!!!!!
  283. 1:30 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you equate that person with a slightly lesser, but still "talkin' smarts"
  284. 1:30 PM - Bridgekeeper: That's why you think i'm a le epic reddit bro
  285. 1:30 PM - Bridgekeeper: You see that i am being more intellectual than you
  286. 1:30 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): dude im smarter than u
  287. 1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: but you do not recognize the intricacies
  288. 1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: Well given the situation and the dozens and dozens of tests yes i can conclude that
  289. 1:31 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah whatever kiddo, im smarter than u, redneck
  290. 1:31 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): EPIC reddit mock incoming!!!!!!!!!!!
  291. 1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: meme
  292. 1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: mocking is acceptable sometimes
  293. 1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: when you find someone totally degenerate
  294. 1:31 PM - Bridgekeeper: who is being evil
  295. 1:31 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im the devil incarnate dude
  296. 1:32 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): shooting guns at nuns
  297. 1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: you would if your "bro" dared you
  298. 1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: then you ride back to the farm in your pickup truck
  299. 1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: pathetic
  300. 1:32 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you cant spell pathetic with epic dude
  301. 1:32 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): when u troll a libtard... AWESOME STYLE
  302. 1:32 PM - Bridgekeeper: You didn't get the cloud joke either
  303. 1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: you would stop using the reddit memes ironically if you knew what i meant
  304. 1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: You're complimenting me
  305. 1:33 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): if I understood your 200 iq dude???????
  306. 1:33 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): wow epic!!!!!!!
  307. 1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: It's an affirmation of my supremacy over you when you say that
  308. 1:33 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): are you stroking your dick to this or some shit lmao
  309. 1:33 PM - Bridgekeeper: Ah nah
  310. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: I don't masturbate
  311. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: but i fake it well don't i
  312. 1:34 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you cant masturbate buddy
  313. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: "hyuk he's physically unfit"
  314. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: that's what you think matters the most
  315. 1:34 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what
  316. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: I even told you
  317. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: what i weighed
  318. 1:34 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you're saying how smart and epic you are
  319. 1:34 PM - Bridgekeeper: so you could have fun
  320. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: I did what jesus told me to
  321. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: I gave you the other cheek
  322. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but you apparently arent smart enough to know that eating 15 big macs a day
  323. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): is bad for you
  324. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: and you slap away
  325. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: I've never eaten a hamburger
  326. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): jesus told you to be a fatass?
  327. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: or cheese
  328. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): what ahahahahaha
  329. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: Jesus told me to give when asked
  330. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: So I did
  331. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): so you hear voices in your head
  332. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: No, he said it
  333. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): so you do HAVE schizophrenia
  334. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: and the disciples wrote it
  335. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: New Testament
  336. 1:35 PM - Bridgekeeper: Matthew 5
  337. 1:35 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): so if I looked in the bible
  338. 1:36 PM - Bridgekeeper: The most famous sermon in the entire bib;le
  339. 1:36 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): "if someone asks you if you're a fatass, say you are"
  340. 1:36 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yeah ive only read the new new testament buddy
  341. 1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: You have heard the commandment "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"
  342. 1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: But what I say to you is this:
  343. 1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): no because I cant read LOL EPIC STYLE!
  344. 1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: Offer no resistance to injury
  345. 1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: When a person strikes you on the right cheek
  346. 1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): is that what you tell yourself when you get swirlies at school
  347. 1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): when the school bullies drive a crane into school
  348. 1:37 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): and swirlie you
  349. 1:37 PM - Bridgekeeper: turn and offer him the other
  350. 1:38 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): are you gonna beat the shit out of me for calling you autistic online or something
  351. 1:38 PM - Bridgekeeper: You slapped both my cheeks
  352. 1:38 PM - Bridgekeeper: and the other ones too
  353. 1:38 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): ill give you my address buddy
  354. 1:38 PM - Bridgekeeper: I don't want it
  355. 1:38 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): too bad
  356. 1:39 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): go to rayville louisiana buddy
  357. 1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: You actually made fun of me for quoting the bible
  358. 1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: a real atheist
  359. 1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: ofc you think hitler was a deist
  360. 1:39 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im not an atheist
  361. 1:39 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): im a mormon
  362. 1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: knowing rednecks you're probably smart enough to know he wasnt an idiot
  363. 1:39 PM - Bridgekeeper: But that's more a feature of your culture than real thought
  364. 1:40 PM - Bridgekeeper: Of course you're afraid to name the jew
  365. 1:40 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): jews rock dude
  366. 1:40 PM - Bridgekeeper: because israel is your pickup truck homebase for shooting muslims
  367. 1:40 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): epiccccd!!!!!!!!
  368. 1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): yo id love to listen to your epic rick and morty iq teachings
  369. 1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): but I got shit to do
  370. 1:41 PM - Bridgekeeper: I clearly dont get your joke
  371. 1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you can continue to sperg out at me though
  372. 1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): of course you get my joke dude
  373. 1:41 PM - Bridgekeeper: you woke up at noon
  374. 1:41 PM - antifa gamer (fuck capitalism!!): you have high iq
  375. 1:45 PM - Bridgekeeper: message me when you want to get roasted again
  376. 1:45 PM - Bridgekeeper: im pastebinning this
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