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Oct 23rd, 2018
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  1. END OF EVENT PARAGRAPH
  2.  
  3. ${pronoun} ${romance}
  4.  
  5. *page_break
  6.  
  7. *if ((pronoun = "hehim") and (romance = "male"))
  8.  
  9. *if (harry = draco)
  10. FUCK A
  11. *ending
  12.  
  13. *elseif (harry > draco)
  14. harry Ending FUCK B
  15. *ending
  16.  
  17. *elseif (draco > harry)
  18. draco Ending FUCK C
  19. *ending
  20.  
  21. *else
  22. FUCK IT'S THE MATH
  23. *ending
  24.  
  25. *elseif ((pronoun = "hehim") and (romance = "female"))
  26. *set harry * 0
  27. *set draco * 0
  28.  
  29. *if (hermione = luna)
  30. MARY SUE ENDING FUCK D
  31. *ending
  32.  
  33. *elseif (hermione > luna)
  34. hermione Ending FUCK E
  35. *ending
  36.  
  37. *else
  38. luna Ending FUCK F
  39. *ending
  40.  
  41. *elseif ((pronoun = "hehim") and (romance = "all"))
  42.  
  43.  
  44. *if (((luna > draco) and (luna > hermione)) and (harry < luna))
  45. luna ending FUCK G
  46. *ending
  47.  
  48. *elseif (((harry > draco) and (harry > hermione)) and (harry > luna))
  49. harry Ending FUCK H
  50. *ending
  51.  
  52. *elseif (((draco > harry) and (draco > hermione)) and (draco > luna))
  53. draco Ending FUCK I
  54. *ending
  55.  
  56. *elseif (((hermione > draco) and (harry < hermione)) and (hermione > luna))
  57. hermione Ending FUCK J
  58. *ending
  59.  
  60. *else
  61. Mary Sue Ending FUCK K
  62. *ending
  63.  
  64. *elseif ((pronoun = "sheher") and (romance = "male"))
  65. *set hermione * 0
  66. *set luna * 0
  67.  
  68. *if (harry = draco)
  69. MARY SUE ENDING FUCK L
  70. *ending
  71.  
  72. *elseif (harry > draco)
  73. harry Ending FUCK M
  74. *ending
  75.  
  76. *else
  77. draco Ending FUCK N
  78. *ending
  79.  
  80. *if ((pronoun = "sheher") and (romance = "female"))
  81. *set harry * 0
  82. *set draco * 0
  83.  
  84. *if (hermione = luna)
  85. MARY SUE ENDING FUCK O
  86. *ending
  87.  
  88. *elseif (hermione > luna)
  89. hermione Ending FUCK P
  90. *ending
  91.  
  92. *else
  93. luna Ending FUCK Q
  94. *ending
  95.  
  96. *if ((pronoun = "sheher") and (romance = "all"))
  97.  
  98. END OF EVENT
  99.  
  100. *page_break
  101.  
  102. *if (((luna > draco) and (luna > hermione)) and (harry < luna))
  103. luna ending FUCK R
  104. *ending
  105.  
  106. *elseif (((harry > draco) and (harry > hermione)) and (harry > luna))
  107. harry Ending FUCK S
  108. *ending
  109.  
  110. *elseif (((draco > harry) and (draco > hermione)) and (draco > luna))
  111. draco Ending FUCK T
  112. *ending
  113.  
  114. *elseif (((hermione > draco) and (harry < hermione)) and (hermione > luna))
  115. hermione Ending FUCK U
  116. *ending
  117.  
  118. *else
  119. Mary Sue Ending FUCK W
  120. *ending
  121.  
  122. *elseif ((pronoun = "theythem") and (romance = "male"))
  123. *set hermione 0
  124. *set luna 0
  125. END OF EVENT
  126.  
  127. *page_break
  128.  
  129. *if (harry = draco)
  130. MARY SUE ENDING FUCK X
  131. *ending
  132.  
  133. *elseif (harry > draco)
  134. harry Ending FUCK Y
  135. *ending
  136.  
  137. *else
  138. draco Ending FUCK Z
  139. *ending
  140.  
  141. *elseif ((pronoun = "theythem") and (romance = "female"))
  142. *set harry * 0
  143. *set draco * 0
  144. END OF EVENT
  145.  
  146. *page_break
  147.  
  148. *if (hermione = luna)
  149. MARY SUE ENDING FUCK AA
  150. *ending
  151.  
  152. *elseif (hermione > luna)
  153. hermione Ending FUCK BB
  154. *ending
  155.  
  156. *else
  157. luna Ending FUCK CC
  158. *ending
  159.  
  160. *else
  161.  
  162.  
  163. *if (((luna > draco) and (luna > hermione)) and (harry < luna))
  164. luna ending FUCK DD
  165. *ending
  166.  
  167. *elseif (((harry > draco) and (harry > hermione)) and (harry > luna))
  168. harry Ending FUCK EE
  169. *ending
  170.  
  171. *elseif (((draco > harry) and (draco > hermione)) and (draco > luna))
  172. draco Ending FUCK FF
  173. *ending
  174.  
  175. *elseif (((hermione > draco) and (harry < hermione)) and (hermione > luna))
  176. hermione Ending FUCK GG
  177. *ending
  178.  
  179. *else
  180. Mary Sue Ending FUCK HH
  181. *ending
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