end_of_event

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${pronoun} ${romance}

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*if ((pronoun = "hehim") and (romance = "male"))

 *if (harry = draco)
  FUCK A
  *ending

 *elseif (harry > draco)
  harry Ending FUCK B
  *ending

 *elseif (draco > harry)
  draco Ending FUCK C
  *ending

 *else
  FUCK IT'S THE MATH
  *ending

*elseif ((pronoun = "hehim") and (romance = "female"))
 *set harry * 0
 *set draco * 0

 *if (hermione = luna)
  MARY SUE ENDING FUCK D
  *ending

 *elseif (hermione > luna)
  hermione Ending FUCK E
  *ending

 *else
  luna Ending FUCK F
  *ending

*elseif ((pronoun = "hehim") and (romance = "all"))


 *if (((luna > draco) and (luna > hermione)) and (harry < luna))
  luna ending FUCK G
  *ending

 *elseif (((harry > draco) and (harry > hermione)) and (harry > luna))
  harry Ending FUCK H
  *ending

 *elseif (((draco > harry) and (draco > hermione)) and (draco > luna))
  draco Ending FUCK I
  *ending

 *elseif (((hermione > draco) and (harry < hermione)) and (hermione > luna))
  hermione Ending FUCK J
  *ending

 *else
  Mary Sue Ending FUCK K
  *ending

*elseif ((pronoun = "sheher") and (romance = "male"))
 *set hermione * 0
 *set luna * 0

 *if (harry = draco)
  MARY SUE ENDING FUCK L
  *ending

 *elseif (harry > draco)
  harry Ending FUCK M
  *ending

 *else
  draco Ending FUCK N
  *ending

*if ((pronoun = "sheher") and (romance = "female"))
 *set harry * 0
 *set draco * 0

 *if (hermione = luna)
  MARY SUE ENDING FUCK O
  *ending

 *elseif (hermione > luna)
  hermione Ending FUCK P
  *ending

 *else
  luna Ending FUCK Q
  *ending

*if ((pronoun = "sheher") and (romance = "all"))

 END OF EVENT

 *page_break

 *if (((luna > draco) and (luna > hermione)) and (harry < luna))
  luna ending FUCK R
  *ending

 *elseif (((harry > draco) and (harry > hermione)) and (harry > luna))
  harry Ending FUCK S
  *ending

 *elseif (((draco > harry) and (draco > hermione)) and (draco > luna))
  draco Ending FUCK T
  *ending

 *elseif (((hermione > draco) and (harry < hermione)) and (hermione > luna))
  hermione Ending FUCK U
  *ending

 *else
  Mary Sue Ending FUCK W
  *ending

*elseif ((pronoun = "theythem") and (romance = "male"))
 *set hermione 0
 *set luna 0
 END OF EVENT

 *page_break

 *if (harry = draco)
  MARY SUE ENDING FUCK X
  *ending

 *elseif (harry > draco)
  harry Ending FUCK Y
  *ending

 *else
  draco Ending FUCK Z
  *ending

*elseif ((pronoun = "theythem") and (romance = "female"))
 *set harry * 0
 *set draco * 0
 END OF EVENT

 *page_break

 *if (hermione = luna)
  MARY SUE ENDING FUCK AA
  *ending

 *elseif (hermione > luna)
  hermione Ending FUCK BB
  *ending

 *else
  luna Ending FUCK CC
  *ending

*else


 *if (((luna > draco) and (luna > hermione)) and (harry < luna))
  luna ending FUCK DD
  *ending

 *elseif (((harry > draco) and (harry > hermione)) and (harry > luna))
  harry Ending FUCK EE
  *ending

 *elseif (((draco > harry) and (draco > hermione)) and (draco > luna))
  draco Ending FUCK FF
  *ending

 *elseif (((hermione > draco) and (harry < hermione)) and (hermione > luna))
  hermione Ending FUCK GG
  *ending

 *else
  Mary Sue Ending FUCK HH
  *ending