Ryujin no Ken wo kurae
POTG DIE DIE DIE
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They popped MOLTEN CORE

Ahhhhhhhh

Once I rose above rank Gold at Two Thousand
Just to leave Quickplay shit and comp was rousing
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high

Widow wallhacks and I got fucked by weeb sword
Nanoboosted but I'm still killed by discord
I see gold weapons in the gallery
I will get them yet!

Solo queue and pray for luck
Autolocked Mei now we're fucked
Ogon’ po gotovnosti (Zarya’s ult line)
GGEZ no!

5 V 6 now cuz our healer is leaving
He rejoins but we are just nearly beaten,
And if I claim I carried the team
It surely means that I'm not shit

Hanamura and we now are on offense
What the fuck, can we just get past the damn fence!
I'm sure that we can hold defense!
But they’re running dive!

Ryujin no Ken wo kurae
Hammer down, you're in my sights
Cleared Point, Helden sterben nicht!
And now it is High Noon, DRAW!

(insert salty commentary from Overwatch during guitar solo)

Carried team,
You will never be platinum
No card votes,
So in chat throw a tantrum
Oh my life is fucking empty
Fuck it back to TF2

“Past bedtime, don't tell Mommy.”
“I Feel very small …  hold Me”
Salty GG EZ
Don't you cry,
Don't you cry no more,

No more!