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Stupid Short Story C++

aod6060 May 6th, 2012 27 Never
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  1. /*
  2.         This is a really stupid story I made in about 30 minutes :D
  3. */
  4. #include <iostream>
  5.  
  6. using namespace std;
  7.  
  8. int main() {
  9.         cout << "\t\tStressed Coding" << endl << endl;
  10.        
  11.         cout << "From a window in the depth of night you can hear the light typing of a "
  12.         "keyboard from one lonely house in the middle of the night. In the lonely window "
  13.         "glow wasn\'t from a lamp but a LED light screen of an LCD. If you get closer to "
  14.         "the window you can make out a single figure sitting in front of the brightly "
  15.         "lighted screen. For more than 15 minutes the figure didn\'t move in the window "
  16.         "until he raised his hands into the air and screamed, \"DAMNIT, WHY DOESN\'T "
  17.         "THIS DAMN THING WORK!\"" << endl << endl;
  18.        
  19.         cout << "\tSeveral lights in the neighborhood lite in a flash from the screaming "
  20.         "rucks that man created, people at the windows opened in a flash a screamed, "
  21.         "\"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN PROGRAMMING BASTARD.\"" << endl << endl;
  22.        
  23.         cout << "\tThe programmer stood up and opened the window. The programmer looked both "
  24.         "ways from his window while gritting his teeth. His eyes were blood shocked and his "
  25.         "face had one of the most noticeable one week shadows, anyone could imagine that this"
  26.         "man has be up for more than three days strait. He stepped back and screamed, \"YOU "
  27.         "BASTARDS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW, I\'VE BEEN WORKING ON TRYING TO FINDIND A DAMN "
  28.         "MEMORY LEAK FROM HELL FOR 3 DAYS STRAIT, AND I\'M WILLING TO BET THAT MOST ON YOU "
  29.         "NINNIES WOULD RUN AND HIDE FROM THIS…\"" << endl << endl;
  30.        
  31.         cout << "\t\"NOBODY BLOODY CARES YOU STUPID NERD!!!\" the neighbors yelled simultaneously."
  32.         "The programmer looked around from about to open his mouth, \"WE DON\'T CARE.\"" << endl << endl;
  33.        
  34.         cout << "\tEvery window shut with the sound of thunder, and lights went back to"
  35.         "dull dimness. The programmer slammed his windows shut and went back to his desk"
  36.         " and whispered, \"Those damn bastardy uncaring neighbors.\"" << endl << endl;
  37.        
  38.         cout << "\tHe sat down and looked at the clock, then his mouth dropped, \"No wonder"
  39.         "those neighbors were pissed it 3 am in the morning!\"" << endl << endl;
  40.        
  41.         cout << "\tSo the moral of the story, when coding make sure you are tackling a "
  42.         "problem for 3 days strait and then scream at the middle of the night because "
  43.         "most likely one of the neighbors will own a gun an well I\'ll just leave it to "
  44.         "your imagination." << endl;
  45.        
  46.         return 0;
  47. }
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