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- sweet17: Hi
- bloodninja: hello
- bloodninja: who is this?
- sweet17: just a someone?
- bloodninja: A someone I know?
- sweet17: nope
- bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
- sweet17: well sorrrrrry
- sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
- bloodninja: why?
- sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
- bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
- sweet17: yes?
- bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
- sweet17: paranoid?
- bloodninja: yes
- sweet17: of what?
- sweet17: me?
- bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
- sweet17: LOL
- bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
- bloodninja: This **** is serious!
- sweet17: What are you hiding from?
- bloodninja: The cops.
- sweet17: gimme a ******* break
- bloodninja: I'm serious.
- sweet17: I don't get it
- bloodninja: The cops are after me.
- sweet17: For what?
- bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
- sweet17: For???
- bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
- bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
- bloodninja: Hello?
- sweet17: You are ******* sick.
- bloodninja: Send me your picture.
- sweet17: why?
- bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
- sweet17: One of what?
- bloodninja: The cops.
- sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
- bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
- sweet17: hold on
- bloodninja: Hurry up.
- bloodninja: Are you there?
- bloodninja: **** you, cop!
- sweet17: Hey sorry
- sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
- bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
- bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
- bloodninja: Weren't you!?
- sweet17: thats not it
- bloodninja: Then what?
- sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
- bloodninja: Most cops aren't
- sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
- bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
- sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
- bloodninja: Just send it through here.
- sweet17: alright *PIC*
- sweet17: Did you get it?
- bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
- sweet17: That was me back in may
- sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
- bloodninja: I hope so
- sweet17: what?!?
- sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
- bloodninja: Did it?
- sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
- bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
- sweet17: yes
- bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
- sweet17: kks
- bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
- sweet17: this isn't you.
- bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
- sweet17: You don't look like that.
- bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
- sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
- bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
- bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
- sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
- bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
- bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
- sweet17: Go **** yourself
- bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
- bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
- sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
- sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
- sweet17: you hurt me.
- bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
- sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
- bloodninja: Why would I do that?
- sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
- bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
- sweet17: **** YOU!!!
- bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
- sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
- sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
- sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
- bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
- sweet17: No you aren't
- bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
- bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
- sweet17: I'm done with you
- bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
- sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
- bloodninja: Wait a sec
- bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
- bloodninja: Wanna start over?
- sweet17: No
- bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
- sweet17: You'll what?
- bloodninja: You heard me.
- bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
- sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
- bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
- sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
- bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
- bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
- sweet17: Like what?
- bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
- sweet17: I don't know
- bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
- sweet17: I'm afraid to
- bloodninja: Why?
- sweet17: cause
- bloodninja: cause why?
- sweet17: well lets see
- sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
- sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
- bloodninja: Nope
- sweet17: well its strange to me
- bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
- sweet17: I didn't say that
- bloodninja: So is that a yes?
- sweet17: I guess so.
- bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
- bloodninja: Are you willing?
- sweet17: What do you need me to do?
- bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
- sweet17: ???
- bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
- bloodninja: ok?
- bloodninja: Hello?
- sweet17: You can't be serious
- bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
- bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
- sweet17: this is retarded
- bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
- sweet17: Yes I want it.
- bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
- sweet17: sure
- bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
- bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
- bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
- bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
- bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
- sweet17: mmmm yeah
- bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
- sweet17: Har
- bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
- bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
- sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
- bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
- bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
- bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
- bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
- sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
- bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
- bloodninja: going limp
- sweet17: HARRRRRRR
- bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
- bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
- bloodninja: going limp
- sweet17: this is stupid
- bloodninja: ...still limp
- bloodninja: Do it!
- sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
- bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
- bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
- bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
- sweet17: WTF?!?!?
- bloodninja: They stink really bad.
- sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
- bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
- bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
- bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
- sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
- bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
- bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
- bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
- sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
- bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
- bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
- bloodninja: ...going limp again.
- bloodninja: Hello?
- bloodninja: Say it!
- bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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