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Close Encounters of the 3hird Kind

Dec 20th, 2013
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  1. >New job
  2. >Early, first one there
  3. >Cubicles everywhere
  4. >No one says hello
  5. >Hot girl is late
  6. >She walks by me
  7. >She waves
  8. >Work’s over
  9. >She walks by
  10. >and says “goodbye”
  11. >Who is she?
  12. >Next day
  13. >She does the same thing
  14. >I try to impress
  15. >By getting the most sale
  16. >I check the competition
  17. >She has the highest sales record!
  18. >Next day
  19. >She stops this time
  20. >”Hey you look like somebody who can fix a virus”
  21. >”Uh… Don’t you want the tech guy for that?”
  22. >”No, you’ll do fine”
  23. >I follow her
  24. >She has cat figurines everywhere
  25. >She has a cat screensaver
  26. >”You like cats?”
  27. >”The cat on the screen is my best friend, I don’t think I could live without him”
  28. >”So what’s wrong with your computer?”
  29. >”Click that folder”
  30. >Inside are pictures
  31. >Pictures of her and a man
  32. >”He’s been a virus for too long, I think you can help me”
  33. >She starts rubbing my shoulders
  34. >Her hands are soft…
  35. >My heart beats loudly
  36. >I get up
  37. >”I-I’ll see you later”
  38. >I ran to my cube
  39. >Why did she do that?
  40. >Who’s that guy?
  41. >Next day
  42. >She walks by and waves
  43. >She has a black eye
  44. >”Hey wait up! What happened?”
  45. >”Oh… I-I… fell”
  46. >Did she really fall?
  47. >Maybe that guy hit her
  48. >She’s into me, why not ask her out
  49. >”Hey, wanna see a movie with me?”
  50. >”Yes, I would!”
  51. >”I’ll pick you up at 7?”
  52. >”I live at 6250 Wilsom Way”
  53. >I drive to her house after work
  54. >I knock on the door
  55. >No answer
  56. >I raise my hand to knock again
  57. >The door opens
  58. >It’s him
  59. >”Who the fuck are you?”
  60. >I open my mouth to speak but
  61. >She yells out
  62. >”I can’t go with you, sorry”
  63. >Damn
  64. >The guy slams the door
  65. >I can still hear him yelling
  66. >Next day
  67. >Driving to work
  68. >Crowd in the road
  69. >They’re pointing up
  70. >She’s on the top of the building!
  71. >I get out
  72. >”What are you doing?!”
  73. >She drops a photo
  74. >It’s same cat from work
  75. >Except… dead
  76. >”I’m coming to get you!”
  77. >I run in the building
  78. >Elevator’s broken
  79. >I have to climb up 15 stories
  80. >My heart is pounding
  81. >My feet are aching
  82. >I’m sweating a storm
  83. >Why is she doing this?
  84. >I finally reach the top
  85. >Open the door
  86. >Get on the floor
  87. >Everybody walk the dinosaur!
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