Larryzaur, is that you? Part III

BLM: Stand still and Explosion.

SAM: Stand relatively still and Midare Setsugekka. What?! I can't hear you over my own damage!

MCH: I got a rotation. I shoot things. With a gun.

BRD: Pray to Tanaka for RNG. Sing songs, play in a band.

RDM: Swiggity Swoosh. Pray your MP doesn't run out.

WAR: Big damage tank. Why do I still have a cone AoE?

PLD: Shields can block, weapon can parry. Do they stack? Oh, you bet'cha.

DRK: Darkness darkness, friendship darkness. I got some DRG on my buffs. :(

NIN: Got it memorized?

DRG: They see me jumpin', they hatin'.

MNK: Babby's first positionals.

SMN: It's been 8 years... but I'm finally a Summoner.

SCH: The healer's over there. *points at fairy*.

WHM: How low can you go?

AST: You get a buff, you get a buff. EVERYONE GETS A BUFF!

Blue Mage: I'm the cool kid. *flips hair.* I don't need anyone else.

DNC: Fab-u-lous.

GNB: Maybe you're a'lyin.

RPR: ANGRY FARMER NOISES

SGE: [Pushes up Glasses.] Uhm. Ackshually, I do healing and damage at the same time.