CSS BULLSHIT:

#profile-container {
     background: none;
   }

.pfor {display: none; visibility: hidden;}

   body {
     background: #222;
   }

   body,
   a:hover {
     cursor: url(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2umkqvNUT1qfamg6.gif), progress !important;
   }


   @font-face {
     font-family: text;
     src: url(https://dl.dropbox.com/s/xlqmeg3vrx0j8wd/AnonymousPro-Regular.ttf?dl=0);
   }

   .pic {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     width: 170px;
     height: 170px;
     background: url(https://imgur.com/pFZj8Hd.jpg);
     background-size: 100%;
     left: 585px;
     top: 235px;
   }

   .box1 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 1;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     width: 190px;
     height: 380px;
     left: 370px;
     top: 20px;
     padding: 5px;
   }

   .info1 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     font-family: text;
     font-size: 12px;
     color: #aaa;
     width: 190px;
     height: 380px;
     left: 370px;
     top: 20px;
     padding: 5px;
     opacity: 0;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .info1:hover {
     opacity: 1;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .box2 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 1;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     width: 380px;
     height: 190px;
     left: 580px;
     top: 20px;
     padding: 5px;
   }

   .info2 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     font-family: text;
     font-size: 12px;
     color: #aaa;
     width: 380px;
     height: 190px;
     left: 580px;
     top: 20px;
     padding: 5px;
     opacity: 0;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .info2:hover {
     opacity: 1;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .box3 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     width: 190px;
     height: 380px;
     left: 770px;
     top: 230px;
     padding: 5px;
   }

   .info3 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     font-family: text;
     font-size: 12px;
     color: #aaa;
     width: 190px;
     height: 380px;
     left: 770px;
     top: 230px;
     padding: 5px;
     opacity: 0;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .info3:hover {
     opacity: 1;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .box4 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     font-family: text;
     font-size: 12px;
     color: #aaa;
     width: 380px;
     height: 190px;
     left: 370px;
     top: 420px;
     padding: 5px;
   }

   .info4 {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 2;
     overflow: auto;
     border: none;
     background: #000;
     font-family: text;
     font-size: 12px;
     color: #aaa;
     width: 380px;
     height: 190px;
     left: 370px;
     top: 420px;
     padding: 5px;
     opacity: 0;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .info4:hover {
     opacity: 1;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   .smolbox {
     position: absolute;
     z-index: 1;
     width: 180px;
     height: 180px;
     background: #000;
     left: 580px;
     top: 230px;
   }

   a:link,
   a:visited,
   a:active {
     text-decoration: none;
     color: #fff;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   a:hover {
     color: #aaa;
     -webkit-transition: all .5s ease;
   }

   ::-webkit-scrollbar {
     display: none;
   }

   hr {
     border: none;
     height: 1px;
     background: -webkit-linear-gradient(left, #000, #fff, #000);
   }

   .Credit {
     position: fixed;
     right: 50px;
     bottom: 50px;
     width: 20px;
     height: 20px;
     border-radius: 20px;
     border-color: #fff;
     border-style: dotted;
     border-width: 2px;
     background: #000;
     -webkit-transition: all 1s ease;
   }

   .Credit:hover {
     background: #fff;
     border-color: #000;
   }


HTML BULLSHIT:

<div class="box1">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<div class="box2">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<div class="box3">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<div class="box4">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<div class="info1">
<p>Name:&nbsp;Anthony Michael Lucciano</p>
<p>Favorite Color: Silver</p>
<p>Occupation: Accountant?</p>
<p>Gender:&nbsp;Male</p>
<p>Hair Color:&nbsp;Black</p>
<p>Eye Color:&nbsp;Ocean Blue</p>
<p>Height: 6'1"</p>
<p>Weight:&nbsp;205lbs</p>
<p>Age: 33 - June 21st</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span>&ldquo;&rdquo;</span></p>
</div>
<div class="info2">
<p>History:</p>
<p>Anthony Lucciano is the second descendant of a Russian mafia leader Anatoly Lucciano. His family was consistently involved in the shadier deals within the military, his father and grandfather both taking jobs for the black market in the exchange of weaponry and information. He now owns the results of his father's endeavors, his mother having moved away and then passing away in the United States while Anthony was in Europe, and his father having died from a sellout to the Italian government two years prior. The money has since been turned into stock investments and high rated hedge funds. A percentage of the yearly earnings from all going to funding his upper-middle-class lifestyle with little issue other than the occasional rogue CPA or a loss in stock value. He got his taste of the high action life and decided it wasn't for him, preferring to rest on his laurels and make them a little bigger every year by doing only what he enjoys. Drink with friends, work various jobs, and generally enjoy life. Tony is a pretty laid back man once the jawline and stride can be looked past. Sometimes sooner.</p>
</div>
<div class="info3">
<p>Talents:</p>
<p>-Menial work</p>
<p>-Working with money</p>
<p>-Suit tastes</p>
<p>-Decently fit</p>
<p>-Finding strangely good alcoholic combinations</p>
<p>-Pretty sharp memory if it is something he cares about.</p>
<p>-First aid</p>
<p>-Apparently, a dog whisper, though cats hate him.</p>
</div>
<div class="info4">
<p>Personality:</p>
<p>Stubborn, good-hearted, competitive, a little lazy, and somewhat vicariously vindictive. Doesn't believe in rushing around and needlessly pushing people around, but will gladly go 20MPH over the limit and loves cutting in line. Enjoys sitting by a fire and chainsmoking the night away by himself as much as he enjoys drinking with whatever friends are available and playing card games. Amicability is right next to professionalism for him, and sometimes all that he wants is to know that he's doing the right thing.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<div class="smolbox">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>
<div class="pic">
<p>&nbsp;</p>
</div>