POLICE AU (MAINCHAT)

<Ravan>: eugh, how shameful
<Ravan>: I have to use this plebian chat
<Okeanos_>: yes
<Okeanos_>: type
<Okeanos_>: i want to watch...
<Ravan>: n-no don't look
<Okeanos_>: thats how i like it...can you see me?
JustShaun films this
<JustShaun>: yissss
Ravan cowers away
<JustShaun>: im gonna sell this for so much
<Ravan>: ;A;
<Okeanos_>: oh yeah
<Okeanos_>: type more tears bitch
<JustShaun>: yesssss
<JustShaun>: YESSSSSSSS
<JustShaun>: MORE
Okeanos_ gets upclose to ravan
<JustShaun>: GIVE ME MORE
<Ravan>: pl-please no
<Okeanos_>: YES
Okeanos_ gets up near ravan and whispers into his ear "you like using this chat dont you ravan?"
<Ravan>: y-you're all plebians
<Ravan>: go away
<Ravan>: please
Okeanos_ holds ravan down forcefully
<JustShaun>: i need to sort out a way to do mini comics or something every week or so to show you guys what blank is up to
<Okeanos_>: Say "I like using pleb chat"
<Wrong_Way>: bitstrips
<Wrong_Way>: hue
<Okeanos_>: neat
<Ravan>: no...
Okeanos_ watches ravans name go red as he types
<Okeanos_>: you could have used another client, you like it saaay it
<Ravan>: th-the other client went down
<Okeanos_>: theres more than two
Okeanos_ slaps ravan
<Okeanos_>: say it
<Ravan>: NO!
<Okeanos_>: >:3
Okeanos_ is hurting ravan
<Okeanos_>: say it you little tease
<Wrong_Way>: POLICE
Wrong_Way kicks down the door
<Wrong_Way>: I got a call here saying someone was using a terrible client?
<Okeanos_>: "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
<Ravan>: oh thank god youre here officer
<Ravan>: please help ;A;
Okeanos_ slaps ravan
<Wrong_Way>: You're all under arrest-HEY, no fighting!
Wrong_Way seperate Okeanos from Ravan
<Skyler>: drooped
<Okeanos_>: Officer im just showing this bitch whos in control here, dont worry. She likes using this client, dont you ravan?
<Ravan>: leavemealone
<Wrong_Way>: Keep your hands where I can see them!
Okeanos_ has his hands visibly on ravans gooselike neck
<Wrong_Way>: ...
Ravan doesn't have a gooselike neck quit trippin
<Wrong_Way>: Put your freaking hands up.
Okeanos_ lifts ravan by putting his hands up while around his gooselike neck
JustShaun packs up cameras and sneaks out
<Ravan>: pleaseshootme
<Okeanos_>: I can still see you type
<Okeanos_>: you filthy chat member you
<Wrong_Way>: Let go off the guy for pete's sake.
Wrong_Way forcefully removes Okeanos' hands from Ravan's goosey neck
Wrong_Way arrests the two of them and handcuffs them seperate and sends them downtown.
<Flipside>: good work officer WW
Okeanos_ is sent to one cell across from ravan's
Ravan is later let free on several counts of being a patrician with good taste
*** Ravan is now known as Unit041
<Wrong_Way>: But when will the crime stop?
<Flipside>: We need to keep on fighting.
<Flipside>: If we lose hope, everyone else will.
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah...you're right.
Wrong_Way leaves work late and ends up going to the bar before heading home to his loving wife and turtle.
<Okeanos_>: them being one and the same]
<Wrong_Way>: [I WILL FIND YOU OKEANOS]
Flipside stays at work all through the night. She's got work to do.
<Wrong_Way>: [AND MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS]
<Okeanos_>: you want me to eat out your wife and turtle?]
<Okeanos_>: I dont roll that way
Okeanos_ rolls out of the jail in the opposite direction
<Wrong_Way>: aughhhh
Unit041 is flip's assistant, and while she doesn't quite understand why she works this late she will always be a loyal helper
<Okeanos_>: because you dont need sleep, filthy machine]
<Unit041>: [cyborg pls]
<Flipside>: "Tell me, 41, do you... get the concept of pity?"
<Unit041>: "I have a definition of pity, websters dictionary defines it as a strong feeling of sadness or sympathy for someone or something. Why do you ask?"
<Flipside>: "You probably wonder why I spend so much time at work."
<Okeanos_>: brb
<Unit041>: "...You do it out of pity?"
<Okeanos_>: ]
<Flipside>: "Yeah, for the kid."
<Unit041>: "...I think I understand now"
<Flipside>: "Right. 'scuse me a sec, I need to make a call."
Unit041 nods, returning to organizing her work
Flipside walks out to a nearby corridor, calling home.
<Flipside>: "Come on, pick up Dibs..."
Dibbles picks up the home phone
<Dibbles>: "Heeeeeeey mom!"
<Flipside>: "Hey Dibbles, I, uh, need to stay at work for a bit longer..."
<Dibbles>: "That's fine! But, why?"
<Flipside>: "We're just, swarmed with paperwork, is all."
<Flipside>: "Tomorrow I'll make it up to you, okay?"
<Dibbles>: "Did something happen?"
<Flipside>: "One or two cases popped up, but it will be okay."
<Dibbles>: "Oh, okay. Can I order a pizza?"
<Flipside>: "Yeah, sure. Did that Frankie girl say you could?"
<Dibbles>: "What? Oh, I haven't seen her. But could I invite her over?"
<Flipside>: "Yeah, sure. Admittedly I was paying her to be a sitter, so..."
<Dibbles>: "I'll get on it! Bye, mom!"