Mega gardevoir + infernape

Generic Waifu (Gardevoir) @ Gardevoirite
Ability: Trace
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hyper Voice
- Taunt
- Psyshock
- Protect

BARN MONKEY (Infernape) @ Life Orb
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 32 Atk / 224 SpA / 252 Spe
Serious Nature
- Overheat
- Close Combat
- Quick Guard
- Rock Slide

smogon washer (Rotom-Wash) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 128 SpA / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hydro Pump
- Protect
- Electroweb

CANDY PUNCH (Bisharp) @ Life Orb
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Knock Off
- Sucker Punch
- Protect

(HUG ME PLEASE) (Ferrothorn) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 HP / 204 Atk / 52 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Power Whip
- Gyro Ball
- Protect
- Leech Seed

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Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Wide Guard
- Close Combat
- Helping Hand