You: im from Antarctica

You: u?

Stranger: North pole

You: finally a decent response

Stranger: Fucking santa up in this bitch

You: cool

You: do you know how to go to brazil?

Stranger: take a plane

You: take in consideration that im a penguin

You: so?

Stranger: Swim up those motahfuckin waves n shit

Stranger: like happy feet

You: too far

Stranger: hijack a mothafuckin boat

You: dim a penguin man

Stranger: kill those national geographic fuckers and take their boat

You: do you want to know the answer?

Stranger: yes

You: jumping