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BallsOfFluff

Monthiversary

Apr 6th, 2012
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  1. Author: Robbyony
  2. Parts: 6
  3.  
  4. 1/6
  5. >You're out one night doing your usual thing
  6. >Looking for fluffy ponies to torture
  7. >Sometimes you might gather some up and bring them home for quality torture, but tonight you just find them and beat them with your lead pipe
  8. >You're just finishing up your latest victim, a little pink earth fluffy
  9. >"No hurties new daddy! Fwuffy be good!"
  10. >You're not even pausing to listen, just keep hitting them until they stop moving
  11. >As you bring it down you hear one last "pwease..." and then silence
  12. >Break out a smoke and have a nice long draw on it as you calm down
  13. >You use the fluffy corpse to wipe the blood off your pipe and leave it in the alley
  14. >'Time to find another', you think as you stroll on your merry way
  15. >Suddenly, a there's a low growl coming from the front of the alley
  16. >Sounds like a feral creature, maybe a raccoon or a rapid dog
  17. >You ready your pipe for actual combat as you walk forward
  18.  
  19. 2/6
  20. >As it comes into view you start to laugh out loud
  21. >It's just another fluffy pony, a tiny black one with messed up fur and a little scowl
  22. >A little more angry than your usual fluffy pony but nothing to be frightened of
  23. "Hey little guy. I got some spaghetti for you"
  24. >You hide your pipe as you try to corner it
  25. >He's having none of it as he rushes forward, prepared to attack
  26. "Hey, what the-!"
  27. >He's faster than your average fluffy
  28. >Rushes strait for your outstretched hand and attacks with a furious bite
  29. "Motherfucker!"
  30. >It actually hurt
  31. >You throw the creature into a wall
  32. >Look at the bite
  33. >It broke the skin
  34. "Oh you're getting it you little shit!"
  35. >You prepare to attack it as it scampers off, quick as a jack rabbit
  36. >You've never seen a fluffy move that fast
  37. >You try to chase it out of the alley but it's fluff color gives it perfect camouflage
  38. >You're pissed
  39. >Try to look for it all night, but all you find are a few other fluffy ponies
  40. >You beat them up to vent your aggression but it's just not the same
  41. >You go home disappointed
  42. >Fucking Fluffy Ponies
  43.  
  44. 3/6
  45. >When you get home you take wash the wound and bandage it
  46. >You've been bitten plenty of times thanks to your habits but none have ever actually needed any kind of medical attention
  47. >The wound doesn't look like any fluffy pony bite you've had before, like the fluffy pony actually had canine teeth
  48. >You clean it and stop worrying about it
  49. >You're focused more on vengeance
  50. >Over the next month you start a campaign to try and find the fluffy that bit you
  51. >Hang up flyers for 'Lost Fluffy' with the description you got of him
  52. >Act as if he's your lost pet and you're his owner
  53. >You ask local shelters if they've found any fluffies that were unusually violent
  54. >Sometimes they ask what his name is
  55. >You give about twenty different answers out, never the same one twice
  56. >Even revisit the alley you met at, putting out plates of spaghetti and hiding in the trash waiting for him
  57. >Nothing. Nada. El Zilcho.
  58. >It becomes an obsession for you
  59. >You've given up hunting normal fluffies, its just not the same
  60. >You need to find that little black fluffy and get revenge
  61.  
  62. 4/6
  63. >Monthiversary
  64. >You're once again in the alley, waiting for your 'white whale' (Ironic in that it is a black pony)
  65. >No traps or plate of spaghetti this time
  66. >Just you and your lead pipe
  67. >You plan to fight this out like men
  68. "I know you're here! Come on out! I'm waitin' for ya!"
  69. >Bang the pipe around the alley trying to get its attention, if its even around anymore
  70. >You're about to pack it in and give up for another night, when you see it
  71. >Right at the front of the alley, it's the little black fluffy again
  72. "So, you finally came back!"
  73. >Fluffy stares you down
  74. >You rush it with your pipe
  75. >As you bring it down you just hit asphalt
  76. >Turn around and see the pony perched on a trashcan
  77. >"No come hewe to fite"
  78. "Too bad!"
  79. >You rush it again but just hit the trashcan over
  80. >Fluffy pony is once again gone, standing at the front of the alley
  81. >"Jus want to see show."
  82. "Show? What show?"
  83. >Fluffy pony smiles at you
  84. >Not a happy 'wanna pway' smile. A malevolent smile.
  85. >It points up
  86. >"Moon!"
  87. >You look up
  88. >It's a full moon tonight
  89.  
  90. 5/6
  91. "What moon do?"
  92. >Did you just say that?
  93. >Why did you just say that?
  94. "Why me... no speak... good."
  95. >"It begins"
  96. >You feel sick, you start to keel over
  97. >Your fingers contort like they're possessed
  98. >You hear bones cracking and reforming
  99. >You can't help but mewl in pain
  100. >Your skin starts to expand and puff out like a balloon
  101. >It feels like something is trying to escape from it
  102. >You violently scratch at it with your spasming hands
  103. >You skin comes off like tissue paper revealing... fluff
  104. >Blue fluff starts to stick out of your body underneath your rapidly deteriorating skin
  105. >Your face starts to warp into a snout and your ears point up
  106. "Hurties!"
  107. >You continue to mewl in pain as the world around you starts to grow
  108. >The little black fluffy smirks darkly as you finish your transformation
  109.  
  110. 6/6
  111. >Two kids walk down the street in the afternoon
  112. >They stop when they hear a mewling coming from the alley
  113. >They enter in to see a little bundle of clothes shivering
  114. >They peak into the clothes and find a scared little blue fluffy pony crying its little eyes out
  115. >It looks up at them
  116. "Fwiends?"
  117. >"Yeah, we're your friends."
  118. >One of the kids picks up the little fluffy
  119. >The other picks up the conveniently placed lead pipe next to it
  120. >"Okay let her rip Mitch!" the kid with the pipe cries
  121. >Mitch winds up and tosses the fluffy towards his pipe-wielding friend
  122. >*Crack*
  123. >Home run!
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