[F4M] Uncle Sam Shoots Off His Fireworks Inside Lady Liberty

[F4M] Uncle Sam Shoots His Fireworks Inside Lady Liberty [Happy 4th of July] [Blowjob] [Creampie] [Political] [Uncle/niece] [Incest] [Shitpost] [Finally Putting My Minor in History to Good Use]

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[Softly singing to the tune of the Yankee Doodle]
	Yankee Doodle went to bed,
	Riding on his hussy,
	Stuck his cock inside her hole,
	She screamed "Oh god, please fuck me!"

[surprised] Oh! Hey, Uncle Sam! You made it! You haven't been around much lately, so I wasn't sure if you'd show up to my birthday this year. I'm so happy to see you!

[giggles] Yeah, that was the song you wrote for me. I'm surprised you remembered!

You think I look good? Aw, thanks! Red, white, and blue does look good on me! Let's go get some drinks!

So, how have you been? You haven't gotten into anymore wars have you? Or taking over anymore native lands? Not yet? Whew, that's a relief! The only tracts of land you need to be seizing are mine! [giggles]

Hey...listen, I know a party isn't the best time to bring this up, but I really have to know. Is it...is it true you've been seeing
Mother Russia?

Well, you're not denying it. What's up with that? I thought you hated her. You used to say she was so cold. Do you really like her more than me now?

You can say you still like me, but your actions just don't back it up. How can I trust you?

Huh? Uncle Sam? Why...why are you taking off your pants?

H-hey! You can't just...look, I told you we can't do this anymore!

HEY! I said stop it! You can't just grope me like that! You can't just grab me by the pussy and expect things to go however you like!

You really have changed. You always used to write such sweet words for me. What was it you used to say when Britain kept trying to do such awful things to me? "No impregnation without representation!" Oh god...I get so hot just remembering that... You were my sweet Yankee Doodle dandy.

But now you just try and grab me whenever you want. Trying to violate me more and more. If you would just *ask* me I'd do anything you wanted... But that doesn't matter now. I don't want anything to do with you like this. So put that thing away.

Hm? What's that? "The right to bare your cock shall not be infringed?" I guess I DID agree to that...

H-hey...stop saying things like that! Of COURSE I'm blushing! You're the one who pulled your cock out all of a sudden. Your big...throbbing...cock...

Ah...you always did speak softly and carry the biggest cock... B-but that doesn't mean I want it!

Nnn...even if it's the best cock I've ever had...even if every time you fuck me with it you prove that all cocks were NOT created equal...that doesn't mean...I want it...

Oh, fuck, I can't take it anymore, I need to suck your cock! I need it in my mouth! I want to suck it just like you've been sucking Putin's!

[blowjob noises]

Mmm, oh yeah. I just can't get enough of your nuclear missile.

Feeling your Little Boy become a big Fat Man in my mouth... Oh god, I want your atomic bomb to just explode inside me!

Ah, it's so big! And it just keeps getting bigger!

Mmm...expand your territory right down my throat...give me a taste of freedom!

Oh yeah, grab my hair!

Thrust into my mouth... [sucking and choking] Ah...you're leaking so much pre-cum.

Just having you in my mouth isn't enough! I need you to touch me! Liberate my pussy! Seize my means of reproduction!

Go ahead...stick your rocket ship up in me. You *were* the first one to send me to moon. Oh yeah! Launch me right into space! AH!

Oh...you're pushing sooo deep inside!

[moans]

Oh yeah, drill all the way into me! It's so fracking good!

[moans and sexy noises]

Oh...oh yeah! Fuck me hard! Fuck me like you fucked the Middle East!

[more moans and sex noises]

Cum in me! Cum in me! Paint my pussy white!

[moans intensify]

No, no, no! Don't pull out! You already pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement! Don't pull out of me too! Cum inside me! Fill me up!

[climax]

Oh...oh yeah...

That was sooo good Uncle Sam. You still can treat me the best when you really try.

Thank you for coming to my birthday. W-we should get back to the party, huh? Make sure to enjoy the rest of the celebration. At least stay until the fireworks show.

And after that...maybe I'll let you shoot your fireworks in me again.