Scene 1

Bruce Wayne is standing in his shower, rinsing off the soap, when all of the sudden an alarm sounds as red light flashes everywhere. It's dark and the red lights create a nightmarish atmosphere.

All of the sudden, a females voice come through an unknown speaker from the shower head.

Voice - "Break in alert, your safety has been compromised, you will soon be escorted to the batmobile in a hasty manner so that while all who helped you died, you alone will escape alive, so that you may save the world."

Bruce Wayne - (Intense music is building the entire speech) This will be the start of the day that I forever remember as the worst day in my entire life.

(The music slams to a halt and goes abruptly silence.)

(Footsteps are heard running down a hall and the door bursts open, it's Alfred)

Alfred - No time for words now sir. (Said like: "No toyme fuh wuhds now suh"
really brittish)

[They both run down the hallway and into the study where they open a passage in the stairs]

[They run down a winding stairwell into the center of a pagoda in the center room of their house which looks like the outside with plants and stuff]

[Alfred presses a button at the center of the pagoda and it reveals a circle upon which Bruce stands]

[Soldiers burst through the paper thin walls with guns drawn and murder in their eyes]

[Bruce Wayne abruptly falls down the chute and it is sealed behind him]

Army Group Leader - Fuck, we missed him. This mission was a complete failure, we're going home fucking failures.

Alfred - "Going home? Hahahahaha"

Voice - "Self destruct in 10 seconds"

Army Leader - "Well this is the worst"

Alfred - "Not quite"

(alfred kicks Army leader in the nuts)

[Cut to Bruce Wayne falling down a chute]

Bruce Wayne - I wonder when this thing puts the suit o(gets interupted as the screen goes black and bruce reappears falling down the chute in the batman costume)

Batman - I hope they have a save landing  mechani(voice is cut when the camera cuts to a shot of him landing in a pen of play-pen balls)

[Batman climbs over the opening at the bottom and stands faceing an older gentleman, the shot shows the older gentlemens back to the left side of the screen close up and Batman can be seen in the far right of the screen facing him]

Older Gentlemen - "Boy have I been waiting here quite a long time for this to happen, you're lucky the job pays so well."

Batman replies - "Buddy, you have no idea about how it is to be the hero with the most ridiculous escape mechanism ever."

[The shot cuts to Adam West standing in a t-shirt with the original batman logo on it]

Adam West - Oh I wouldn't be too sure about that.

(He then clicks a button that sends batman launching across the room and directly into the side of the new bat mobile)

(Cut back to Adam West, who has a face of laughter)

Adam West - "Sorry, the escape launch platform hasn't been properly calibrated in years"

(Cut to batman leaning on the car with his hands on his knees as he looks up to Adam West, and then bows his head back down with a sigh.)

(Cut back to Adam West smiling close up)

Adam West - "Go get em kid"

Cut back to Batman Hopping in the batmobile and suddenly bursting off at the fastest speed possible off of a ramp on the side of a cliff over a canyon and onto a landing ramp that shows him blazing down a trail into the distance.

(Cut back to close up of adam west)

Adam West - "Holy Fu(gets cut off by voice)

(Camera cuts to shot of room with alfred with guy kicked in nuts on the floor)

Voice - "Zero, Goodbye"

(Three seconds pass)

Guy kicked in nuts - "Why didn't it go?"

(A metalic noise is heard and a spraying sound is heard)

Alfred - "Oh Fu(interupted by the sound of a lighter)

[Shows outside of house as everything explodes at the same time in one ear wrecking eye smashing blazingly bright cloud of fire and death]

(Cut after explosion to batman in the batmobile as a light flashes in front of his face)

(Cut to the screen infront of him as words flash across and a voice is heard accordingly)

Screen and Voice - "Hello Batman, I am the Techmaster, I am your greatest weapon and your greatest defense, you are now the only hope for the city of detroit, the drug den capitol of the world"

Batman - "Techmaster, please play some music to get my mind off the situation and also, self navigate to our pre-planned destination"

Techmaster - "Yes Batman"

(Song comes on "Put Your Hands Up For Detroit, A lovely city")

[It now cuts to various shots in the movie of action scenes and batman running and jumping and being intense and the batmobile and importand movie stuff]

End trailer