KH-Vids Haiku Contest

[06/02/2013 23:27:55] Ars Nova: My friends are the best
I just had a free dinner
Love u all 4 lyfe <3
[06/02/2013 23:28:52] Makaze: that's a haiku
[06/02/2013 23:30:34] P: Notifications
Why won't they leave me in peace?
Must I cut all ties?
[06/02/2013 23:31:01] ben: haikus are really
lame, and ya'll should be ashamed
for writing shit poems
[06/02/2013 23:31:28] absolio: i can't stop laughing
[06/02/2013 23:32:30] Ars Nova: Pika you're a shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit
[06/02/2013 23:33:34] absolio: ben I'm fucking quoting that on tumblr
[06/02/2013 23:33:40] Makaze: When did you get here
I have missed you so much
With less emotion
[06/02/2013 23:33:52] Ars Nova: 5-6-5 :L
[06/02/2013 23:33:57] Makaze: is it?
[06/02/2013 23:34:03] Ed: yeah
[06/02/2013 23:34:07] Makaze: missed is one syllable isn't it
[06/02/2013 23:34:09] Makaze: damn
[06/02/2013 23:34:10] absolio: 5-7-5
[06/02/2013 23:34:12] Ed: all of those words were one syllable words
[06/02/2013 23:34:15] absolio: isn't it?
[06/02/2013 23:34:16] Ars Nova: Unless you're saying miss-ed
[06/02/2013 23:34:24] Makaze: I was thinking miss-ed
[06/02/2013 23:34:26] Ars Nova: which I don't think is how that works
[06/02/2013 23:34:31 | Edited 23:34:34] Ed: who says miss-ed?
[06/02/2013 23:34:32] Ars Nova: even in old english
[06/02/2013 23:34:40] Makaze: bother
[06/02/2013 23:34:42] Ars Nova: It has to be a verb used as an adjective to be two syllables
[06/02/2013 23:34:45] Ars Nova: like winged, learned
[06/02/2013 23:34:47] Ars Nova: etc
[06/02/2013 23:35:01] Ed: learned is one syllable
[06/02/2013 23:35:09] Ed: no wait
[06/02/2013 23:35:12] Ars Nova: As a past-tense verb, yes
[06/02/2013 23:35:14] Ars Nova: but as an adjective
[06/02/2013 23:35:17] Ars Nova: it's learn-ed.
[06/02/2013 23:35:17] Ars Nova: :L
[06/02/2013 23:35:24] Ed: really?
[06/02/2013 23:35:31] Ars Nova: Yup!
[06/02/2013 23:35:32] Makaze: When did you get here
I have missed you in these chats
With less emotion
[06/02/2013 23:35:33] Makaze: there we go
[06/02/2013 23:35:35] Ars Nova: It's old-fashioned, but technically correct.
[06/02/2013 23:35:43] Ed: wow, I didn't know that
[06/02/2013 23:35:50] Ed: I've always just said it as one syllable
[06/02/2013 23:35:54] Ars Nova: Y'all are bad at this
Syllables are nbd
Get on my level
[06/02/2013 23:36:04] Makaze: nbd?
[06/02/2013 23:36:10] Ars Nova: Like I said, it's old-fashioned.
[06/02/2013 23:36:19] Ars Nova: A lot of people pronounce it with one syllable anyway, no matter what.
[06/02/2013 23:36:22] Ars Nova: "no big deal"
[06/02/2013 23:37:34] Hals: hey guys
[06/02/2013 23:37:47] President Smeernof: Why are their Haiku's?
Are we trying to be cool?
This is really dumb.
[06/02/2013 23:38:16] Ars Nova: I don't even know
I just saw them doing it
and jumped right on in
[06/02/2013 23:38:46] Ars Nova: I actually like them so nnnn *sticks tongue out*
[06/02/2013 23:39:37] ben: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:33] absolio:

<<< ben I'm fucking quoting that on tumblr
credit my blog plz and thanx u
[06/02/2013 23:39:55] Makaze: Syllables are hard
I do not care what you say
Practice still makes good
[06/02/2013 23:39:55] Ars Nova: I always tag my friends' urls when I chatquote
[06/02/2013 23:39:56] Ars Nova: :>
[06/02/2013 23:40:10 | Edited 23:40:24] Ed: Blame Makkity Mak
He was in a haiku fight
and lost badly too
[06/02/2013 23:40:15] Ars Nova: If that's what you think
Prepare to have your mind blown
I never practice
[06/02/2013 23:40:20] Ars Nova: :L
[06/02/2013 23:40:22] Makaze: ost?
[06/02/2013 23:40:27] Ed: edited
[06/02/2013 23:40:28] absolio: yes ben
[06/02/2013 23:40:34] absolio: what's your blog again?
[06/02/2013 23:41:16] ben: http://perceived-visions.tumblr.com/
[06/02/2013 23:41:17] President Smeernof: Is this still going?
Why can't we just get along?
I will beat you all.
[06/02/2013 23:41:18] Makaze: You are a writer
Of course you practice often
Though unknowingly
[06/02/2013 23:41:22] Makaze: might be wrong the last line
[06/02/2013 23:41:23] absolio: right, k
[06/02/2013 23:41:29] President Smeernof: It's right
[06/02/2013 23:41:33] Ed: no, you got it, Mak
[06/02/2013 23:41:59] Ars Nova: That's a poet thing
I can't poetry, it's hard
Though I can do dis!
[06/02/2013 23:42:36] Ars Nova: You changed your tune quick
Nate, I thought you hated this
Way to flip-flop, tool
[06/02/2013 23:42:41] President Smeernof: So I got this just now
[06/02/2013 23:42:41] President Smeernof: http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy283/shitsandgigs/CHRIS-PC/DSC_0293_zps3b59565a.jpg
[06/02/2013 23:42:43] ben: poetry is not hard
be like that parappa dog
ya gotta believe!
[06/02/2013 23:42:49] Ed: Poetrying all up
in dis bitch is difficult
I feel your pain, bro
[06/02/2013 23:42:52] Ars Nova: PFFFF BEN
[06/02/2013 23:43:24 | Edited 23:44:23] Makaze: I can poetry
This is difficult for me
To be contrary
[06/02/2013 23:43:25] absolio: i'm far too lazy
to join in on this battle
gigantic nipples.
[06/02/2013 23:43:30] Ed: 6 syllables in the first line, Ben
[06/02/2013 23:43:32] Ed: FAILURE!
[06/02/2013 23:43:46 | Edited 23:43:52] President Smeernof: Traditionally,
Haiku's involve the seasons.
So we're fucking up.
[06/02/2013 23:43:57] Ars Nova: I think several people think "poetry" is only two syllables lol
[06/02/2013 23:44:08] Makaze: It isn't?
[06/02/2013 23:44:11] Ars Nova: Are we pronouncing it like we're from Louisiana
[06/02/2013 23:44:15] ben: actually, im bad at counting
[06/02/2013 23:44:17] Ars Nova: Po'tree?
[06/02/2013 23:44:18] President Smeernof: Po Et Ry
[06/02/2013 23:44:25 | Edited 23:44:35] Ed: Po-eh-tree
[06/02/2013 23:44:34] Makaze: Fixed my haiku
[06/02/2013 23:44:40] ben: ive failed all my math courses in college
[06/02/2013 23:44:57] Ars Nova: I think it's
[06/02/2013 23:45:00] Ed: I think you're the weird one here, Nova
[06/02/2013 23:45:00] Ars Nova: a combination of
[06/02/2013 23:45:04] Ars Nova: knowing a lot of words
[06/02/2013 23:45:17] Ars Nova: and listening to a lot of different rhythms in my spare time
[06/02/2013 23:45:27] absolio: traditionally
tradition is gay
and so are you
[06/02/2013 23:45:38] Ars Nova: plus I just like arranging things in sets :>
[06/02/2013 23:45:46] President Smeernof: Vocabulary
Must be wide as the ocean
To do this shit right
[06/02/2013 23:46:01] Ed: good job, Chris
[06/02/2013 23:46:02] Makaze: Absol your second line only has 5
[06/02/2013 23:46:14] Ars Nova: Not always, my man
To be frank and keep things brief
Short, old words are best
[06/02/2013 23:46:59] ben: I will kill you all
If you don't fucking stop this
shit; I hate you all
[06/02/2013 23:47:16] Ars Nova: That's a Churchill quote
That dude said some funny shit
Throwaway third line
[06/02/2013 23:47:35] Ars Nova: I see y'all typing
I can pump out six haikus
before you're all done
[06/02/2013 23:47:51] Ed: Laconic vocab
isn't always the best path
plus I like big words
[06/02/2013 23:47:53] Ars Nova: Wanna test my might?
I'm the haiku king mah nigs
Faster than the rest
[06/02/2013 23:48:03] Ed: DAMMIT NOVA
[06/02/2013 23:48:18] President Smeernof: Oh look Ben can count
He can join in our Haiku's
Congratulations
[06/02/2013 23:48:18] Ars Nova: So many pencils
Scrawling silly words and rhymes
Can't scrawl fast as me!
[06/02/2013 23:48:29] ben: omg i cant
even handle these poems
anymore *kills self*
[06/02/2013 23:48:37] Makaze: I agree with Nova
Brevity is the key here
As in time managed
[06/02/2013 23:48:47] Ars Nova: Makaze in last
Takes his time, predictably
Step it up, senpai!
[06/02/2013 23:48:48] absolio: i still masturbate
to kingdom-hearts-vids
not even sorry
[06/02/2013 23:48:49] President Smeernof: First line has six, Mak
[06/02/2013 23:48:58] Makaze: really
[06/02/2013 23:49:00] Makaze: dammit
[06/02/2013 23:49:01] Makaze: I suck at this.
[06/02/2013 23:49:05] President Smeernof: Ag-ree and No-va
[06/02/2013 23:49:18] Ars Nova: It's ok Makku
I still lov u either way
Have my less-than-threes
[06/02/2013 23:49:22] Makaze: Nova is two, I didn't see it that way
[06/02/2013 23:49:27] Ed: Oh it is on, nig
I will rub that smirk off now
arrogance irks me
[06/02/2013 23:49:35 | Edited 23:49:44] President Smeernof: I ag-ree with No-va
1 2 3 4 5 6
[06/02/2013 23:50:01] Makaze: Go die horribly
I do not have time enough
To play this game now
[06/02/2013 23:50:09] Ars Nova: Ah, but Ed my friend!
In the game of haikus, I
Walk and talk at once!
[06/02/2013 23:50:22] Ars Nova: As in walk the walk and talk the talk hehe get it *brick'ddon'texplainthejoke*
[06/02/2013 23:50:46] President Smeernof: This game, it bores me
My weary soul yearns for rest
So I shall stop now
[06/02/2013 23:51:01] Ed: Admit it, Mak Mak
you envy our super skillz
you wish you were us
[06/02/2013 23:51:09] Ars Nova: Two down, two to go!
I still see pencils there
Have you more to say?
[06/02/2013 23:51:18] President Smeernof: I have one more
[06/02/2013 23:51:20] Ars Nova: Oh man haha
[06/02/2013 23:51:25] Ars Nova: First bail of the night.
[06/02/2013 23:51:26] ben: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:49] Ed:

<<< nig
you racist little
shit, you should be so ashamed
blacks are people too
[06/02/2013 23:51:42] President Smeernof: If there is one game
At which Makaze can't win
It must be this one
[06/02/2013 23:52:03] Makaze: You bore easily
I do not envy you lot
Who mock openly
[06/02/2013 23:52:44] Ars Nova: I imagine this
Is what Norse flyting was like
In ye olden times
[06/02/2013 23:52:44] Ed: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:51] ben:

<<< you racist little
shit, you should be so ashamed
blacks are people too

looks at our own skin
is amazed to see how black it is
welp this is awkward
[06/02/2013 23:52:55] President Smeernof: Now I'm out for reals
Cat and Ienzo would laugh
If they could see us
[06/02/2013 23:52:57] Ars Nova: omg ed just
[06/02/2013 23:53:05] Makaze: My power level
Will rise with the moon on high
And I will beat you
[06/02/2013 23:53:07] Ars Nova: did a haiku in shorthand
[06/02/2013 23:53:40] Ars Nova: Now, my final form!
Scouters breaking left and right
Witness my power!!
[06/02/2013 23:53:59] President Smeernof: Ed, I bow to you
For you are truly a lord
Please teach us your ways
[06/02/2013 23:54:20] Ed: [quarta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2013 23:53] Makaze:

<<< My power level
Will rise with the moon on high
And I will beat you
what the fuk are you?
a motherfucking werewolf
bitch please, you human
[06/02/2013 23:54:25] Ars Nova: >Spins this shit all night
>Ed belts out one good haiku
>He gets all the praise
[06/02/2013 23:54:50] *** haley has left ***
[06/02/2013 23:54:56] jerome ❄: is there a rap battle going on
[06/02/2013 23:55:04] President Smeernof: Haiku's
[06/02/2013 23:55:36] Makaze: Self-reference is
Unbecoming of you, Ed
I'm a wolf, truly
[06/02/2013 23:55:49] absolio: "haiku" IS plural
[06/02/2013 23:55:50] Ars Nova: I got back from food
I saw people haikuing
So I jumped right in
[06/02/2013 23:55:56] absolio: no s
[06/02/2013 23:56:10] Ars Nova: But now we can't stop
Some sort of battle's begun
Everyone wants in
[06/02/2013 23:56:44 | Edited 23:56:48] Ed: this is outrageous
when will we ever stop this shit?
neverending fight?
[06/02/2013 23:56:50] absolio: i don't want in
faggots
[06/02/2013 23:57:01] Makaze: This is a game that
Cannot be won easily
Make a mistake, fool
[06/02/2013 23:57:06] President Smeernof: Calm your farm, Absol
I was not informed of this
I apologise
[06/02/2013 23:57:30] absolio: i am calm
[06/02/2013 23:57:34] Ars Nova: This is getting lame
If we're really gonna fight
Let's lay down some rules
[06/02/2013 23:58:21] Ars Nova: Point systems are good
Time limits keep things simple
Also, player lists
[06/02/2013 23:58:33] President Smeernof: I'm out
[06/02/2013 23:58:34] President Smeernof: I've got stuff to do
[06/02/2013 23:58:42] Ars Nova: But another day
For now I tire of owning
Everyone's asses
[06/02/2013 23:58:47] Ed: Makaze improves
with each haiku, I am stunned
to be quite honest
[06/02/2013 23:59:26] Makaze: It is only fair
Lay them out in free form now
Reading small rules hurts
[00:00:08] Ars Nova: Seriously, now
This isn't conversation
I'd like some of that
[00:00:19] Makaze: Okay, fine.
[00:00:27] Makaze: Done with the game for now.
[00:00:27] Ars Nova: yay :>
[00:00:34] Ed: xD
[00:00:52] Ed: I'm surprised at how long we were able to go with that