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Applejack The Jimmy Rustler part 4

Jan 14th, 2013
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  1. >You are Anon.
  2. >And Applejack done goofed up.
  3. >You're in cahoots with Fluttershy.
  4. >She's just as pissed as you are.
  5. >Oh man, vengeance is going to be sweet.
  6. >You're in the barn that Applejack and Rainbow Dash tossed you in.
  7. >Dash will get what's coming to her.
  8. >In the meantime, that fucking apple bucker is going down.
  9. >Fluttershy has got your back.
  10. >This is too good to be true.
  11. "Flutters, are they still out there?"
  12. >"No, they just left actually."
  13. "I'm gonna kill her."
  14. >"Anon, now I know how she can be, but don't get mad sweetie..."
  15. "I'm not mad, I'm furious, the nerve of those two."
  16. >"Then get even."
  17. "Oh I will, just point me toward that Applebitch, I'll give her something to choke on!"
  18. >"Oh my wow Anon, what would that be?"
  19. "Her own blood."
  20. >"Anon you're not thinking straight. Celestia will have you exiled to the moon or worse."
  21. "There's something worse than getting exiled to the moon?"
  22.  
  23. >"For attempting murder on an Element of Harmony? I'd rather spare you the details. All you need to know is, it doesn't involve lube at all."
  24. >What?
  25. "What?"
  26. >"Yes it's exactly what you're thinking, now we can get her a different way without having to worry about Celestia breathing down your back."
  27. "Okay. I'm listening."
  28. >"I think I know just the thing. Don't worry my love, I already have a plan."
  29. "Mind telling me?"
  30. >"I will in due time."
  31. "Damn it Flutters."
  32. >"Hey do you want to get her back or not?"
  33. "Point made."
  34. >"I'll fulfill your revenge, for a price."
  35. "A price? What the hell? I thought we were on the same page here."
  36. >"Applejack is my friend Anon, a little encouragement is all I'm asking for."
  37. >Just how little is that encouragement?
  38. >Doesn't matter, you're going to get AJ back, it'll be worth it.
  39. "Name your price."
  40. >"We cuddle and I get a belly rub."
  41. >Okay not bad you can work with this.
  42. "Alright, anything else?"
  43. >"You give me a sock you came into, unwashed."
  44. "Ugh okay."
  45. >Well that's not such a bad price.
  46. >"Ummm one more thing?."
  47.  
  48. "Fine."
  49. >"Rut me?"
  50. "No way in hell."
  51. >"Darn, worth a shot, okay umm I dry hump you for 30 uninterrupted seconds?"
  52. >You give her an evil glare.
  53. >"Okay okay, umm rub the unwashed sock you came in on my belly as we cuddle in your bed?"
  54. >Fuck she drives a hard bargain.
  55. >Then Applejacks words fly into your head.
  56. >"Ah think you'd make a mighty fine present for Fluttershy."
  57. >The bitch is going down.
  58. "Deal! I will stuff that sock in your pony vag if need be."
  59. >Fluttershy's eyes begin to sparkle, and a hopeful smile on her face.
  60. >"Really?! Oh Anon that's the best news I've heard all day!"
  61. >Shit, you went a bit overboard there.
  62. >Still though, fuck Applejack.
  63. >She thinks that's funny huh?
  64. >Oh she will regret this day for the rest of her life.
  65. "Who know Flutters, lets see how well your plan works out."
  66. >"EEP! I won't let you down Anon!"
  67.  
  68. >Next day evening.
  69. >You are at home, on your couch waiting for Fluttershy to show up.
  70. >It's about 8pm
  71. >A rhythmic knock occurs on your door.
  72. >You get up from your couch and walk to the door.
  73. >You creep the door open a little bit.
  74. >The two of you are being really discreet.
  75. "What's the password?" you whispered.
  76. >"The circle must be broken."
  77. "Alright, did you bring the stuff?"
  78. >"Yes, now let me in."
  79. >You open the door and find that Fluttershy is in a ninja costume and a dufflebag next to her.
  80. "What's with the get up?"
  81. >"Oh this old thing, it's nothing, I used to wear it when I would come into your room at night and watch you sleep."
  82. "That's creepy."
  83. >"Oh you didn't have to worry, I only watched you to make sure you were safe."
  84. "Yes, because Celestia forbid if someone broke into my house while I was asleep."
  85. >"Hey in order to stop danger, you must be the danger."
  86. >facepalm.jpg
  87. >"I also may have satisfied my urges a few times."
  88. "Wait so last week, all that moaning I heard?"
  89. >"That was me, sorry. I'll try and be more quiet next time."
  90. "There won't be a next time. I'll make sure of that."
  91. >"We're getting off subject here Anon."
  92. >You move out of Fluttershy's way and she trots into your house with the dufflebag in her mouth.
  93.  
  94. >Fluttershy places the duffle bag in front of the couch and begins searching through it.
  95. >You close the door.
  96. >"Think fast sexy!"
  97. "What? huh?"
  98. >You catch a clipboard with a list attached to it and pen without even realizing it.
  99. >Feel rike a ninja.
  100. >"Okay Anon we need to go through the checklist."
  101. "Alright, ropes and hook?"
  102. >"Check."
  103. "Duct tape?"
  104. >"Got it."
  105. "filly napping bag big enough to fit Applejack and flashlight?"
  106. >"Check em'."
  107. "Anon's ninja costume...wait, what?"
  108. >"Check, here ya go."
  109. >She tosses you your ninja costume.
  110. >You catch it, nearly dropping the check list in the process.
  111. "You got me a ninja costume?"
  112. >Fuck yes! Now you can really feel rike a ninja.
  113. >"Fits perfectly, I got your measurements 3 weeks ago while you slept and Rarity started working on it yesterday with no charge."
  114. "Th-thanks Flutters... I guess."
  115. >"Not a problem."
  116. >Fluttershy has earned some cool points with you.
  117. >"I'll go through the rest of the checklist while you change."
  118.  
  119. >You toss her the checklist and pen and walk to your bathroom.
  120. >You change into your ninja costume
  121. >Fits perfectly and comfortable as hell.
  122. >Look into the mirror.
  123. >Time to let out the inner child.
  124. >You bow to the mirror reflection of yourself.
  125. "You're going down Grandmaster Anon The Wise One."
  126. "Let's see how your Ninja training has come along, young grass hopper."
  127. >Bust out Kung-fu moves like a boss. Punches and round-house kicks everywhere.
  128. "Hmmm, you've improved young grass hopper, but do you know...White Lotus? WOAAAA-"
  129. >"Anon, what are you even doing?"
  130. >You stop cold in your tracks, apparently you forgot to close your bathroom door.
  131. >Fluttershy is leaning against the door frame with a grin on her face.
  132. "H-how long have you been standing there?"
  133. >"Long enough."
  134. >Fluttershy starts laughing.
  135. "Hey, stop laughing. You foolish filly."
  136. >"Let's go Grandmaster Anon The Wise One. We've got an apple bucker to take down."
  137. "Right."
  138. >You sneak your way out the bathroom a bit embarrassed.
  139. >Dat ghetti.
  140. >Well you have to sneak everywhere you go, you're a ninja now.
  141. >All this talk about ninjas.
  142.  
  143. >You make your way to the living room in total silence.
  144. >"Alright everything is in order, here's your walkie talkie."
  145. "Wait, they have walkie talkies in Equestria?"
  146. >"Well duh, magic not included. I'm going the have to send Twilight a fruit basket after this."
  147. >You shrug it off, there are just some things you don't question in Equestria.
  148. >The next half-hour consisted of going over the plan and setting points and places.
  149. >Going over code names,code words and phrases should you one of you get lost.
  150. >Sweet Apple Acres is huge, you can hide two cemeteries worth of bodies and no one would know.
  151. >You and Fluttershy we're going to strike at 2 in the morning.
  152. >In the meantime, you wait.
  153. >And wait....
  154. >Midnight hits the clock with a left hook.
  155. >You are getting pumped.
  156. "Oh yeah, time teach this apple bitch a lesson!"
  157. >"Just remember what we agreed to sweetie."
  158. "Whatever. Let's GO!"
  159. >"It's only 12 silly."
  160. "What's wrong with a head start?"
  161. >"Ok, we could get everything ready."
  162. "YES!"
  163. >You and Fluttershy grab all the equipment and solid snake your ways out of the door.
  164.  
  165. >Your soundless journey to Sweet Apple Acres wasn't so bad.
  166. >Only Berry Punch walking about humping anything that moves.
  167. >Good thing you're a ninja.
  168. >Note to self: Don't walk around late at night, unless you're a ninja.
  169. >You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres.
  170. >Oh man you can taste the sweet revenge and smell sweet apples.
  171. >You have no idea what time it is, you should really get a wrist watch.
  172. >Maybe it's around 1:30am
  173. >You and Fluttershy make your way to the house the apple bucker bitch dwells in.
  174. >Fluttershy knows which room she's in, and it has a window.
  175. >Excellent.
  176. >But you have to be quiet so no one can hear you.
  177. "Alright, you got the rope?"
  178. >"Of course, ready to put AJ in her place?"
  179. "Yes, by the way how'd you get Rarity to make the costume so fast?"
  180. >"I may have told her that you gave in and we were going to have ninja sex."
  181. "...Ninja sex?"
  182. >"Hey, if it's stupid and it works it's not stupid."
  183. "But ninja sex?"
  184. >"Yes, sounds fun huh?"
  185. "It does, but before you ask, it's not my fetish."
  186. >"Oh well, now let's get Applejack."
  187.  
  188. >You are Applejack
  189. >You check the time.
  190. >12:29 am
  191. >It's probably a good idea to get some rest.
  192. >But you just can't get Anon out of your mind.
  193. >Great Celestia he's dreamy.
  194. >He's the only one of his kind to end up in your town of the entire planet.
  195. >You do kinda feel bad for messin' with him for in the past few days.
  196. >You should have apologized today, he must have his Critters Jittered something fierce when you tossed him in that barn all tied up.
  197. >All tied up and helpless.
  198. >Doing whatever you desire to him and can do nothing about it...
  199. >Gosh darn it, did you really let that opportunity pass you up?
  200. >Applejack how could you be so stupid?
  201. >He would have got some good lovin'. He must never know.
  202. >He's already got Fluttershy on his tail and she did call dibs first.
  203. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  204. >But you're not one for lying, he's sexy when he's mad.
  205. >Angry sex is your fetish, you like it rough and tough.
  206. >You know just the thing tomorrow that will send him to a boiling point.
  207. >Welp time to get some sleep, you're up way too late as it is.
  208. >But maybe stay from under the covers, it's a little hot to be sleeping in covers.
  209.  
  210. >Another hour passes by and you're still sleeping.
  211. >You're dreaming about Anon feeding you apples and giving you a belly rub.
  212. >Sweet Luna patoona.
  213. >You wake up in a half sleep state.
  214. >"Wait, Flutters why do you need to climb up the rope? You have wings."
  215. >"Ssshhh, it's funner that way. Don't question my methods, and use code names damn it."
  216. >"Sorry Lemon Nightwing."
  217. >"Don't let it happen again, Picklewolf."
  218. >"The next time we do something like this, I'm picking the code names."
  219. >You must still be dreaming, it sounds like Anon teamed up with Fluttershy.
  220. >Like that will ever happen. You'll hate apples with a passion before Anon even thinks about teaming up with her.
  221. >"Whatever, let's get this over with."
  222. >This should be entertaining.
  223. >Suddenly, Anon jumps on top of you.
  224. >Oh this dream is getting better by the second.
  225. >Suddenly, feel your legs tied up.
  226. "What the hay? Anon what are you-"
  227. >Duct tape is put on your mouth.
  228. >What kind of dream is this?
  229. >You're picked up and tossed into a huge bag.
  230. "MMmmfff Nmmmn nnnnfff!"
  231. >"Shut it Applebitch."
  232. >What the Discord cake?
  233.  
  234. >Everything is dark and you can't say a damn thing.
  235. >About an hour has passed since you've been snatch.
  236. >You have no idea where you're going.
  237. >Just being dragged along in some huge ass bag.
  238. >All you can do is hear Fluttershy and Anon talk back and forth.
  239. >You've decided this is not a dream.
  240. >Well duh, Applejack.
  241. >Hush it brain, now you decide to talk? Some help you were back there.
  242. >"You really think this'll work, Lemon Nightwing?"
  243. >"Of course it will, Picklewolf."
  244. >Who do they think they're fooling? You know who they are.
  245. >Using codes names, that's just silly.
  246. >You finally fall asleep in the bag.
  247. >Granny Smith is gonna be filled with rage when she finds out you're missing.
  248. >Mostly because you won't be able to work tomorrow.
  249.  
  250. >You wake up in some sort of shed or barn.
  251. >You know it doesn't belong to Sweet Apple Acres.
  252. >You're still tied up and silenced.
  253. >Hooks and chain are everywhere.
  254. >This is gettin' a little scary.
  255. >Well at least they was nice enough to let you have your hat.
  256. >Or were they smart enough to take the hat with them.
  257. >They know if your family came into your room and you was missing without your hat, they'd know something isn't right.
  258. >Smart move.
  259. >You look at the bottom of the door and see sunlight beaming from under it.
  260. >It must be about noon.
  261. >You see two figures approach the door.
  262. >"Do we still have to use code names?"
  263. >"Yes we do, now you have everything in the duffle bag, right?"
  264. >"Yes, I'm not an idjit Lemon Nightwing."
  265. >Idjit, ha that's funny.
  266. >The door opens.
  267. >You squint your eyes from the sudden beam of light attempting to bake your eyes.
  268. >You see Fluttershy and Anon in ninja costumes.
  269. >Well ain't that cute.
  270. >"Hello Applejack, we hope you enjoy your stay."
  271. >Anon rubs his hands together like he's got something crazy in mind.
  272. >Fluttershy does her evil genius laugh.
  273. >"Oh feel free to scream all you want AJ, no one will hear you."
  274. >Welp you done goofed.
  275. >Is it too late to apologize?
  276.  
  277. End of Part 4
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