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- >You are Anon.
- >And Applejack done goofed up.
- >You're in cahoots with Fluttershy.
- >She's just as pissed as you are.
- >Oh man, vengeance is going to be sweet.
- >You're in the barn that Applejack and Rainbow Dash tossed you in.
- >Dash will get what's coming to her.
- >In the meantime, that fucking apple bucker is going down.
- >Fluttershy has got your back.
- >This is too good to be true.
- "Flutters, are they still out there?"
- >"No, they just left actually."
- "I'm gonna kill her."
- >"Anon, now I know how she can be, but don't get mad sweetie..."
- "I'm not mad, I'm furious, the nerve of those two."
- >"Then get even."
- "Oh I will, just point me toward that Applebitch, I'll give her something to choke on!"
- >"Oh my wow Anon, what would that be?"
- "Her own blood."
- >"Anon you're not thinking straight. Celestia will have you exiled to the moon or worse."
- "There's something worse than getting exiled to the moon?"
- >"For attempting murder on an Element of Harmony? I'd rather spare you the details. All you need to know is, it doesn't involve lube at all."
- >What?
- "What?"
- >"Yes it's exactly what you're thinking, now we can get her a different way without having to worry about Celestia breathing down your back."
- "Okay. I'm listening."
- >"I think I know just the thing. Don't worry my love, I already have a plan."
- "Mind telling me?"
- >"I will in due time."
- "Damn it Flutters."
- >"Hey do you want to get her back or not?"
- "Point made."
- >"I'll fulfill your revenge, for a price."
- "A price? What the hell? I thought we were on the same page here."
- >"Applejack is my friend Anon, a little encouragement is all I'm asking for."
- >Just how little is that encouragement?
- >Doesn't matter, you're going to get AJ back, it'll be worth it.
- "Name your price."
- >"We cuddle and I get a belly rub."
- >Okay not bad you can work with this.
- "Alright, anything else?"
- >"You give me a sock you came into, unwashed."
- "Ugh okay."
- >Well that's not such a bad price.
- >"Ummm one more thing?."
- "Fine."
- >"Rut me?"
- "No way in hell."
- >"Darn, worth a shot, okay umm I dry hump you for 30 uninterrupted seconds?"
- >You give her an evil glare.
- >"Okay okay, umm rub the unwashed sock you came in on my belly as we cuddle in your bed?"
- >Fuck she drives a hard bargain.
- >Then Applejacks words fly into your head.
- >"Ah think you'd make a mighty fine present for Fluttershy."
- >The bitch is going down.
- "Deal! I will stuff that sock in your pony vag if need be."
- >Fluttershy's eyes begin to sparkle, and a hopeful smile on her face.
- >"Really?! Oh Anon that's the best news I've heard all day!"
- >Shit, you went a bit overboard there.
- >Still though, fuck Applejack.
- >She thinks that's funny huh?
- >Oh she will regret this day for the rest of her life.
- "Who know Flutters, lets see how well your plan works out."
- >"EEP! I won't let you down Anon!"
- >Next day evening.
- >You are at home, on your couch waiting for Fluttershy to show up.
- >It's about 8pm
- >A rhythmic knock occurs on your door.
- >You get up from your couch and walk to the door.
- >You creep the door open a little bit.
- >The two of you are being really discreet.
- "What's the password?" you whispered.
- >"The circle must be broken."
- "Alright, did you bring the stuff?"
- >"Yes, now let me in."
- >You open the door and find that Fluttershy is in a ninja costume and a dufflebag next to her.
- "What's with the get up?"
- >"Oh this old thing, it's nothing, I used to wear it when I would come into your room at night and watch you sleep."
- "That's creepy."
- >"Oh you didn't have to worry, I only watched you to make sure you were safe."
- "Yes, because Celestia forbid if someone broke into my house while I was asleep."
- >"Hey in order to stop danger, you must be the danger."
- >facepalm.jpg
- >"I also may have satisfied my urges a few times."
- "Wait so last week, all that moaning I heard?"
- >"That was me, sorry. I'll try and be more quiet next time."
- "There won't be a next time. I'll make sure of that."
- >"We're getting off subject here Anon."
- >You move out of Fluttershy's way and she trots into your house with the dufflebag in her mouth.
- >Fluttershy places the duffle bag in front of the couch and begins searching through it.
- >You close the door.
- >"Think fast sexy!"
- "What? huh?"
- >You catch a clipboard with a list attached to it and pen without even realizing it.
- >Feel rike a ninja.
- >"Okay Anon we need to go through the checklist."
- "Alright, ropes and hook?"
- >"Check."
- "Duct tape?"
- >"Got it."
- "filly napping bag big enough to fit Applejack and flashlight?"
- >"Check em'."
- "Anon's ninja costume...wait, what?"
- >"Check, here ya go."
- >She tosses you your ninja costume.
- >You catch it, nearly dropping the check list in the process.
- "You got me a ninja costume?"
- >Fuck yes! Now you can really feel rike a ninja.
- >"Fits perfectly, I got your measurements 3 weeks ago while you slept and Rarity started working on it yesterday with no charge."
- "Th-thanks Flutters... I guess."
- >"Not a problem."
- >Fluttershy has earned some cool points with you.
- >"I'll go through the rest of the checklist while you change."
- >You toss her the checklist and pen and walk to your bathroom.
- >You change into your ninja costume
- >Fits perfectly and comfortable as hell.
- >Look into the mirror.
- >Time to let out the inner child.
- >You bow to the mirror reflection of yourself.
- "You're going down Grandmaster Anon The Wise One."
- "Let's see how your Ninja training has come along, young grass hopper."
- >Bust out Kung-fu moves like a boss. Punches and round-house kicks everywhere.
- "Hmmm, you've improved young grass hopper, but do you know...White Lotus? WOAAAA-"
- >"Anon, what are you even doing?"
- >You stop cold in your tracks, apparently you forgot to close your bathroom door.
- >Fluttershy is leaning against the door frame with a grin on her face.
- "H-how long have you been standing there?"
- >"Long enough."
- >Fluttershy starts laughing.
- "Hey, stop laughing. You foolish filly."
- >"Let's go Grandmaster Anon The Wise One. We've got an apple bucker to take down."
- "Right."
- >You sneak your way out the bathroom a bit embarrassed.
- >Dat ghetti.
- >Well you have to sneak everywhere you go, you're a ninja now.
- >All this talk about ninjas.
- >You make your way to the living room in total silence.
- >"Alright everything is in order, here's your walkie talkie."
- "Wait, they have walkie talkies in Equestria?"
- >"Well duh, magic not included. I'm going the have to send Twilight a fruit basket after this."
- >You shrug it off, there are just some things you don't question in Equestria.
- >The next half-hour consisted of going over the plan and setting points and places.
- >Going over code names,code words and phrases should you one of you get lost.
- >Sweet Apple Acres is huge, you can hide two cemeteries worth of bodies and no one would know.
- >You and Fluttershy we're going to strike at 2 in the morning.
- >In the meantime, you wait.
- >And wait....
- >Midnight hits the clock with a left hook.
- >You are getting pumped.
- "Oh yeah, time teach this apple bitch a lesson!"
- >"Just remember what we agreed to sweetie."
- "Whatever. Let's GO!"
- >"It's only 12 silly."
- "What's wrong with a head start?"
- >"Ok, we could get everything ready."
- "YES!"
- >You and Fluttershy grab all the equipment and solid snake your ways out of the door.
- >Your soundless journey to Sweet Apple Acres wasn't so bad.
- >Only Berry Punch walking about humping anything that moves.
- >Good thing you're a ninja.
- >Note to self: Don't walk around late at night, unless you're a ninja.
- >You arrive at Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Oh man you can taste the sweet revenge and smell sweet apples.
- >You have no idea what time it is, you should really get a wrist watch.
- >Maybe it's around 1:30am
- >You and Fluttershy make your way to the house the apple bucker bitch dwells in.
- >Fluttershy knows which room she's in, and it has a window.
- >Excellent.
- >But you have to be quiet so no one can hear you.
- "Alright, you got the rope?"
- >"Of course, ready to put AJ in her place?"
- "Yes, by the way how'd you get Rarity to make the costume so fast?"
- >"I may have told her that you gave in and we were going to have ninja sex."
- "...Ninja sex?"
- >"Hey, if it's stupid and it works it's not stupid."
- "But ninja sex?"
- >"Yes, sounds fun huh?"
- "It does, but before you ask, it's not my fetish."
- >"Oh well, now let's get Applejack."
- >You are Applejack
- >You check the time.
- >12:29 am
- >It's probably a good idea to get some rest.
- >But you just can't get Anon out of your mind.
- >Great Celestia he's dreamy.
- >He's the only one of his kind to end up in your town of the entire planet.
- >You do kinda feel bad for messin' with him for in the past few days.
- >You should have apologized today, he must have his Critters Jittered something fierce when you tossed him in that barn all tied up.
- >All tied up and helpless.
- >Doing whatever you desire to him and can do nothing about it...
- >Gosh darn it, did you really let that opportunity pass you up?
- >Applejack how could you be so stupid?
- >He would have got some good lovin'. He must never know.
- >He's already got Fluttershy on his tail and she did call dibs first.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- >But you're not one for lying, he's sexy when he's mad.
- >Angry sex is your fetish, you like it rough and tough.
- >You know just the thing tomorrow that will send him to a boiling point.
- >Welp time to get some sleep, you're up way too late as it is.
- >But maybe stay from under the covers, it's a little hot to be sleeping in covers.
- >Another hour passes by and you're still sleeping.
- >You're dreaming about Anon feeding you apples and giving you a belly rub.
- >Sweet Luna patoona.
- >You wake up in a half sleep state.
- >"Wait, Flutters why do you need to climb up the rope? You have wings."
- >"Ssshhh, it's funner that way. Don't question my methods, and use code names damn it."
- >"Sorry Lemon Nightwing."
- >"Don't let it happen again, Picklewolf."
- >"The next time we do something like this, I'm picking the code names."
- >You must still be dreaming, it sounds like Anon teamed up with Fluttershy.
- >Like that will ever happen. You'll hate apples with a passion before Anon even thinks about teaming up with her.
- >"Whatever, let's get this over with."
- >This should be entertaining.
- >Suddenly, Anon jumps on top of you.
- >Oh this dream is getting better by the second.
- >Suddenly, feel your legs tied up.
- "What the hay? Anon what are you-"
- >Duct tape is put on your mouth.
- >What kind of dream is this?
- >You're picked up and tossed into a huge bag.
- "MMmmfff Nmmmn nnnnfff!"
- >"Shut it Applebitch."
- >What the Discord cake?
- >Everything is dark and you can't say a damn thing.
- >About an hour has passed since you've been snatch.
- >You have no idea where you're going.
- >Just being dragged along in some huge ass bag.
- >All you can do is hear Fluttershy and Anon talk back and forth.
- >You've decided this is not a dream.
- >Well duh, Applejack.
- >Hush it brain, now you decide to talk? Some help you were back there.
- >"You really think this'll work, Lemon Nightwing?"
- >"Of course it will, Picklewolf."
- >Who do they think they're fooling? You know who they are.
- >Using codes names, that's just silly.
- >You finally fall asleep in the bag.
- >Granny Smith is gonna be filled with rage when she finds out you're missing.
- >Mostly because you won't be able to work tomorrow.
- >You wake up in some sort of shed or barn.
- >You know it doesn't belong to Sweet Apple Acres.
- >You're still tied up and silenced.
- >Hooks and chain are everywhere.
- >This is gettin' a little scary.
- >Well at least they was nice enough to let you have your hat.
- >Or were they smart enough to take the hat with them.
- >They know if your family came into your room and you was missing without your hat, they'd know something isn't right.
- >Smart move.
- >You look at the bottom of the door and see sunlight beaming from under it.
- >It must be about noon.
- >You see two figures approach the door.
- >"Do we still have to use code names?"
- >"Yes we do, now you have everything in the duffle bag, right?"
- >"Yes, I'm not an idjit Lemon Nightwing."
- >Idjit, ha that's funny.
- >The door opens.
- >You squint your eyes from the sudden beam of light attempting to bake your eyes.
- >You see Fluttershy and Anon in ninja costumes.
- >Well ain't that cute.
- >"Hello Applejack, we hope you enjoy your stay."
- >Anon rubs his hands together like he's got something crazy in mind.
- >Fluttershy does her evil genius laugh.
- >"Oh feel free to scream all you want AJ, no one will hear you."
- >Welp you done goofed.
- >Is it too late to apologize?
- End of Part 4
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