BEST SQUAD EPISODE 1

[NOTHING IMPORTANT, HAB DECIDES BEST TEAM SHOULD PRACTICE BEING HEROES]
Wrong_Way gets up and follows after Boomer and Hab
<HabeusKaiju>: So, let's go patrol town then!
<Wrong_Way>: "..Okay?"
*** Port is now known as Robber
<HabeusKaiju>: Ya coming Jet?
<Wrong_Way>: "Jet
<Wrong_Way>: "Jet will catch up, speedster remember?"
*** Robber is now known as Port
*** Port is now known as Robber1
<HabeusKaiju>: True
HabeusKaiju walks outside, and unlocks his Vespa
HabeusKaiju looks at the two
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmmm
<HabeusKaiju>: You guys down for riding squished?
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, I think I can just go my usual way. Boomer can ride with you!"
<Boomer>: "Fiiiine"
<Jet>: "Ah'll just run along the car." Jet says with a shrug, having caught up.
<HabeusKaiju>: Scooter, Jet, Scooter
<Jet>: "Whatever."
<Wrong_Way>: "..I'm definitely thinking about teleporting"
<HabeusKaiju>: And Mark, how will that work? We don't know where crime is
<HabeusKaiju>: sorry, skipped out, I miss anything?]
<Wrong_Way>: [nope]
HabeusKaiju hops on the scooter, an revs it up
Boomer reluctantly goes on the scooter
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine..."
Wrong_Way sits behind Boomer
<HabeusKaiju>: Adventure! Ho!
HabeusKaiju rides the scooter into town
<HabeusKaiju>: *beep* *beep*
<Wrong_Way>: "Why don't you have a regular car like normal people, Theooooo!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Two big to fit in cars, and the tail gets in the way
<HabeusKaiju>: Besides, chicks dig the scooter
HabeusKaiju revs up, and goes faster
<HabeusKaiju>: Now let's see....
<HabeusKaiju>: Nothing at the bakery...
<HabeusKaiju>: Nothing in the alleys
HabeusKaiju drives past the bank
<HabeusKaiju>: Nothing there either
<HabeusKaiju>: Huh
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh well."
<HabeusKaiju>: gun shots ring from inside the bank
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh!
<HabeusKaiju>: Sounds like our first mission!
HabeusKaiju turns the scooter, and heads towards the gunfire
<HabeusKaiju>: flispide, ya wanna be a robber too?]
Boomer jumps off the scooter and takes out the rangs
HabeusKaiju parks the scooter
Wrong_Way waits for Hab to properly park to get off his scooter
<Boomer>: [oh... forgot you didn't stop the scooter]
<Wrong_Way>: [oh boomer, you crazy]
<HabeusKaiju>: and that wrongway was behind you]
<HabeusKaiju>: so you just knocked him off[
<Wrong_Way>: [Fack]
<Boomer>: [pffff]
<Wrong_Way>: [THANKS BOOMER]
<Boomer>: [good job team]
<HabeusKaiju>: Beest Squad!]
<Paul>: [step it up, sempai]
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
<HabeusKaiju>: You guys okay?
<Boomer>: [I imagine they both fell on the ground]
Wrong_Way dusts himself off after falling off the scooter from Boomer's jump
Boomer gets up, having tripped and fell during his jump
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright, I hope the robbers have all the ammo they need."
Wrong_Way walks toward the bank
<HabeusKaiju>: jet still here?]
<Wrong_Way>: [i dunno, gt is so sparactic with his animal crossing and rping]
Boomer walks to the bank as well
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks Boomer. My shirt was missing a little glass shards and dirt."
<Boomer>: "Sorry... I was kind of trying to be cinematic"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright guys, now the key here is not to go rushing in. There may be hostages, so we have to do this tactfully
Boomer brushes a bit of dirt off his shoulder
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright."
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm sure these robbers will be very hard to negotiate with."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh. We are in no position to negotiate
<HabeusKaiju>: Unless they want student hostages....
HabeusKaiju scratches his chin
<Boomer>: "Shhh... warper is doing his deal habby"
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't know if I got rid of their ammo, but we'll have to check."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh
<HabeusKaiju>: Wow, I am sort of tired right now, I didn't even notice
<Boomer>: "Its alright, lets just get this done eh?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright...
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, well, if that's done with, let's go in!
<Jet>: [Sorry]
<Wrong_Way>: [JESUS JET]
HabeusKaiju runs towards the bank entrance
<HabeusKaiju>: tis fine]
Wrong_Way gets up to the bank's door
Boomer follows
<Jet>: Jet frowns "Ah'm sure Ah could run in an' get all them hostages out in a flash."
<HabeusKaiju>: You do that. Now that all the ammo is gone, we should be fine
<Wrong_Way>: "If you want to."
<Wrong_Way>: "When the hostages are gone, I think we can just beat up the robbers or something."
<Boomer>: "Yeah, quick and clean"
<HabeusKaiju>: Indeed
<HabeusKaiju>: Jet, do your thing
<Wrong_Way>: [your cue jetty]
<Jet>: Jet nods, and looks in a window to check things out. Sufficiently happy with his assessment, he rushes right in, scooping up the first hostage and bringing him outside.
<Wrong_Way>: "How many hostages are there?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
Paul looks around, throwing his gun to the ground
<Paul>: "WHO THE FUCK'S HERE!?"
HabeusKaiju peeks inside, and sees about 10 people
<Jet>: "Ah saw a couple in there..." he says before running in and swiping a second.
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh
<Wrong_Way>: "oh shoot, he noticed."
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, we might wanna go in know
<Robber1>: Calm down senor.
<HabeusKaiju>: Stay behind me
Paul crosses his arms and sneers
HabeusKaiju begins to walk inside, arms raised
<HabeusKaiju>: Howdy!
<Paul>: "Oh, don't worry, I'm calm."
<Robber1>: Huh?
Paul smirks as a tripwire activates, dropping a net weighed with heavy iron balls on HabeusKaiju
<Wrong_Way>: "...Fuck."
<HabeusKaiju>: I can see you guys here -
<Wrong_Way>: "How the hell did they set that up?"
HabeusKaiju falls, as the net drops on him
<Jet>: Jet grabs another hostage, and drops them off outside "Ah dunno, but Ah haven't had any problems."
<HabeusKaiju>: I dunno, gotta think on the fly! Jet, keep with the hostages, Digger, stall, Mark, help me out of here
<Wrong_Way>: "Right..."
Paul clicks on a gauntlet on his left hand and chains erupt around WrongWay
<Robber1>: Thats enough a.
<HabeusKaiju>: Well
<Wrong_Way>: "I hope those iron balls are heavy as hell, THEO!"
Boomer throws a sharp rang to cut the net while he throws another at the robbers, looking to be smacking them both at the head
<HabeusKaiju>: We /may/ be dealing with powers here
Robber1 applies gel around the hostages
HabeusKaiju gets out of the net
<Jet>: [Gel?]
<Robber1>: jess]
<HabeusKaiju>: Yep, definitely powered
<Jet>: [?]
Paul blocks the boomerang with his forearm, grunting loudly in pain
<HabeusKaiju>: Stay alert team!
<Wrong_Way>: "Great."
<Robber1>: slippey gel]
HabeusKaiju goes over, to unravel the chains around Wrong_Way
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, I hope that gel does something!"
<Jet>: [OH Okay]
<HabeusKaiju>: Shit, really should have paid attention in boy scouts
HabeusKaiju fiddles with the chains
<HabeusKaiju>: How ya doing Digger?
Boomer watches as the boomerang from earlier continues flying around, coming in to smack them again
<Wrong_Way>: "I'm fine Theo, go help Boomer."
<Wrong_Way>: "These chains aren't made of graham crackers."
Paul staggers forward after getting hit from behind with the boomerang
Robber1 boomerang slips off face
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright
Wrong_Way breaks the chains, and picks up a large chunk of it
<Paul>: "Fuck this, the best way to deal with muties is good ol' fashioned tactics
HabeusKaiju charges towards Paul to tackle him down
<Jet>: Jet runs at the next hostage, and grabs him, while slipping around "WHOAWHOAWHOA." he yelps, but stops himself against a wall. He starts 'skating' along the floor with the hostage, slipping right out the front foor and crashing with a grunt on the ground "Gosh darnit!" he grumbles. He takes his shoes off and leaves them outside before running back inside.
Paul looks up as a rope catches HabeusKaiju's foot and suspends him in the air
Boomer throws a charged boomerang towards the robber, landing beside him and beeping before blowing
<HabeusKaiju>: ...
Wrong_Way attempts to throw the piece of graham cracker chains at Paul
<HabeusKaiju>: SonuvaBITCH!
<Wrong_Way>: "I think this guy has Preptime, Theo."
<Paul>: I've got this WHOLE building rigged, pal.
HabeusKaiju tries breaking the rope with his tail
<HabeusKaiju>: That's why we gotta think on the fly team!
Paul doesn't react because graham crackers weigh nothing
<Paul>: "Suck on this, kiddos."
<Wrong_Way>: [your clothes get dusty in graham cracker, you can never get it out, it's very itchy, smells honeyish]
<Wrong_Way>: [IT DID MORE THAN YOU THINKKKK]
Paul takes a grenade out of his pant pocket and removes the pin, lobbing it at the children
Robber1 punches wrong_way
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh god!
<Wrong_Way>: "THAT IS A REAL GRENADE OUCH!"
Wrong_Way falls over
<Paul>: [surely, life will not be worth living once this is all done
Boomer throws a boomerang, knocking the grenade to the side
<Wrong_Way>: "Owwww...."
<Wrong_Way>: "That really hurt man..."
<Jet>: Jet grabs another hostage, number 4, and runs outside with him.
HabeusKaiju lifts himself up, and bites throught the rope, falling on the ground with a thud
Robber1 starts pounding on ww
<Paul>: "No shit, kid."
<HabeusKaiju>: Owwwwwwwwwww
Robber1 not even letting him talk
Paul looks angrily at the depleting hostages
<Wrong_Way>: [fine jesus]
HabeusKaiju gets up, and sees Robber1 thrashing Wrong_Way
<HabeusKaiju>: HEY!
Boomer tackles into robber, hitting him with rather sharp looking rangs
<HabeusKaiju>: FUCKER!
<Paul>: "No more of that speed shit, kid."
Robber1 slips away
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks...Boomer."
Boomer puts out a hand to pull wrongway up
HabeusKaiju chases Robber1, and swats at him with his tail
<Boomer>: "Don't mention it, we got work to do"
Wrong_Way gets up with Boomer's help
<Wrong_Way>: "Got a plan?"
Paul clicks on his gauntlet and and 2 iron rods come out of the wall, and arcs of lightning occasionally connect from the two of them
Robber1 gets hit by tail falling over
<Wrong_Way>: "...What kind of bank is this?"
<Jet>: Jet grabs hostage number 5, and leaves him outside "You guys keep'm busy, Ah've got the hostages." he says to Wrong_Way before going for the next one.
<Boomer>: "The prep time guy is gonna be a bitch"
Robber1 gets up
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright Boomer.."
<Boomer>: "but I gots an idea"
HabeusKaiju bearhugs robber1
Robber1 slips out
<Boomer>: "make him look me in the eyes, with your reality warpy thing"
Paul clicks once again, this time with a giant iron cage falling somewhat out of place from where HabeusKaiju was, the edge hitting him as it falls
<HabeusKaiju>: itshabbening!]
<Robber1>: No more hostages today senor!
<Wrong_Way>: "..Alright.."
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: Really?
<HabeusKaiju>: REALLY?!
<Paul>: "It was fro the SWAT team, but you'll have to do."
Robber1 applies gel to everything around the hostages including the hostages themselves.
<Wrong_Way>: "HEY ROBBER GUY WITH THE PREP TIME!"
HabeusKaiju places his claws underneath the cage, and tries to lift it
<Wrong_Way>: "You find Boomer extremely ugly and you can look away from him at any moment."
<HabeusKaiju>: HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
Paul glares over at WrongWay
Wrong_Way turns to Boomer
<Paul>: "what are you..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Go ahead."
<Robber1>: Ill stop him senor!
<Jet>: Jet skids to a halt at the next hostage "... Alright, pard, y'all just got mah attention." he grumbles, hitting Robber1 with a speedy tackle.
Paul goes silent and stares at Boomer with a confused expression
Boomer stares into paul's eyes, changing his own eye colors as to be so bright as to blind paul for a while
Paul falls backwards, clutching his eyes in pain
HabeusKaiju lifts the cage up, and slides underneath it
<HabeusKaiju>: Jesus, how many traps are there here?
Robber1 hit by tackle
Boomer takes the chance and throws out two boomerangs to the sides of paul, a net forms between them and wraps around him
Robber1 surrounds ww with gel and trys to suffocate him.
<Paul>: FFFFUUUUUUCK!
<Wrong_Way>: [COME ON]
<Boomer>: [gadget rangs]
HabeusKaiju runs behind Robber1 and surprise tackles him
Robber1 slips out of tackle
<HabeusKaiju>: That's it!
HabeusKaiju starts to charge up his electricity
Boomer quickly goes over and jumps on top of the netted paul as to hold him down
Wrong_Way spits out some gel
<Wrong_Way>: "Gross...."
Paul starts pressing random buttons, with a variety of random traps on the far side of the room where nobody is activating, exploding, etc. However, out of good fortune of good planning, 4 stone walls erupt around Boomer to about 10 feet tall
<Boomer>: "Oooooh crap"
<Wrong_Way>: "THOSE WALLS ARE NOT MADE OF CARDBOARD!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, run!
HabeusKaiju goes up behind Robber1, and tries to grab him
<Boomer>: "JUST HANDLE THE SLIPPERY GUY, I HAVE PREPPY HERE BAGGED"
Robber1 slips out
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay!"
Paul clicks a large button on the palm of his gauntlet, and his muscles suddenly pulse, popping out to resemble Mr Olympia
<Jet>: Jet speeds at Robber1 again, slamming into him.
<Robber1>: maybe you should stop trying to grab me]
<Paul>: GRRRAAAHG! YOU FUCKIN' KIDS AND YOUR DINOSAUR ARE PISSING ME OFF!"
Robber1 is thrown against the wall
HabeusKaiju fires a non-lethal amount of electricity at Robber1
<Robber1>: ahh!
<Boomer>: "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP"
<Boomer>: "AND YOU WILL USE IT"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, Slippery guy's body is currently not asleep."
Paul picks up Boomer by the neck, keeping his eyes squinted
HabeusKaiju lets outs a loud, thunderous...
<HabeusKaiju>: Blergh
<Boomer>: "FFFFFFFF-ghuck-" he is grabbed
<HabeusKaiju>: Shit! Shit!
Wrong_Way notices Boomer getting choked
<Paul>: "SORRY KID. THE BEST TRAP IS BEING ABLE TO HOLD ANYTHING WITH OWN BARE HANDS."
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, help igger, Slip and Slide is down
Robber1 wakes up during racket
Boomer tries desperately to pull out a boomerang to smack him with, while his other hand is at his neck trying to loosen the grip
<Wrong_Way>: "The robber holding Paul's arm falls asleep!"
HabeusKaiju charges towards Paul
<Robber1>: rubs eyes "what happend"
<Wrong_Way>: "You're not in a coma, Robber"
Paul 's arm goes limp and lets go of Boomer, just in time for HabeusKaiju to slam into him
Boomer falls to the ground, catching his breath
<Wrong_Way>: "You're not in a non lethal coma."
<Robber1>: No one expects that so it didnt work]
<Wrong_Way>: [fack]
<HabeusKaiju>: Jackass! Don't choke my students!
HabeusKaiju begins to punch Paul hard
<Robber1>: wait is paul concious?]
Paul adjusts as Hab pushes him further and further, eventually getting his footing and resting HabeusKaiju to a standstill
<Paul>: [am I?]
<HabeusKaiju>: yea, he is]
<Paul>: [good, or that would've been awkward]
<Wrong_Way>: "Well, that didn't work. Uh, Robber, you don't have an uncontrollable urge to itch."
Robber1 blocks ears with gel
<Wrong_Way>: [how does that work?]
<HabeusKaiju>: Robber1, thats not how it works]
<Wrong_Way>: [that's like blocking your ears when fighting billy batson]
<Robber1>: i put gel in my ears so i cant hear you]
Paul clicks his thumb and ring finger together to reveal 2 small blowtorches on his fingers
<Wrong_Way>: [he still gonna say shazam]
<Robber1>: no its not]
<Wrong_Way>: [ugh, fine.]
<Paul>: "Sfffggh, Kid, I've had to get through worse cravings than an itch."
<Robber1>: but your powers cant effect me if i cant hear them]
Paul digs his 2 fingers into HabeusKaiju's back
<Wrong_Way>: "Sorry other robber, i was talking to mexican robber here!"
<HabeusKaiju>: augh!
<HabeusKaiju>: My suit!
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shoot!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Also, MY BACK!
<HabeusKaiju>: FUCK
HabeusKaiju stops punching Paul to scratch at his back
Paul pushes off HabeusKaiju and kneels on the floor
Robber1 stuffs gel down habeuskaiju's throat trying to choke him
Boomer throws a boomerang rather hard at paul's nogin
<HabeusKaiju>: harghblarghl
<Wrong_Way>: "Robber hurting Theo has no urge to go to the bathroom!"
<Wrong_Way>: [refering to paul]
Paul wheels back onto the floor, just barely concious
<Paul>: "Fuck... this..."
Paul clicks one last button on his gauntlet, and the entire bank floods with smoke, to the point where the 20 adjacent buildings start to get covered
HabeusKaiju starts gagging up the gel
Boomer covers his mouth, trying not to breathe in the smoke
<HabeusKaiju>: augh
<Wrong_Way>: "Do you want to give us lung cancer or something, guy?"
Wrong_Way manages to cough out "The smoke is still here....."
Paul can be heard shuffling off into the back, and the click of a trap door is not discernible over the hissing of smoke still flooding the area
<Robber1>: I rather go back to selling oranges out of truck then keep fighting
Robber1 slides away on gel
<Paul>: [and thus Paul was never heard from again, but legend has it he never stopped scratching and pooping
<Wrong_Way>: "..Crap, Prep time got away."
HabeusKaiju coughs up the last bit of gel
<Wrong_Way>: [): you should've let me wish it away]
<Boomer>: [what a shame]
<HabeusKaiju>: Not on my watch!
<Robber1>: You have a bloody face from that pounding Wrong_way]
HabeusKaiju runs outside
<Robber1>: enjoy it]
<Robber1>: You are a man now]
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys, come on, if he escaped, where could he have gone?
<Boomer>: "Hey, Mark, you okay there? He kinda beat you pretty bad"
<HabeusKaiju>: jet still here?]
Paul 's black van is heard starting outside, and screeching to start a getaway
<HabeusKaiju>: SHIT! VAN! VAN! GUYS! HURRY!
<Wrong_Way>: "...He's got a full tank of gas..."
HabeusKaiju hops on the Vespa, starts it up, and goes in front of the bank
<HabeusKaiju>: Hop on!
Paul 's van preemptively lays a huge path of oil and caltrops
Wrong_Way wipes his face from the blood
<Robber1>: are car runs on gel]
Paul 's van sputters out 2 blocks away, and lightly spins to the side because of it's oil
Boomer jumps on the scooter
Wrong_Way gets on the scooter
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark! Quick, before the get away!
<HabeusKaiju>: *Beep* *Beep*
<Wrong_Way>: "Please don't try to jump off again, Boomer."
HabeusKaiju speeds after the car, using the sidewalk to avoid the oil and caltrop
<Wrong_Way>: "Anyways, GO!"
<Boomer>: "I won't"
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, are their doors locked shut?
Paul lumbers out of the car, clutching his stomach and partially deflated from his previous super soldier state
<Wrong_Way>: "For the bank or his car?"
<HabeusKaiju>: the car!
<Jet>: [Sorry, was called away for a bit.
<Jet>: ]
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. Yes."
<Paul>: "It's either I do it my way, or the Mob will do it theirs..."
Robber1 makes giant gel shield around car
Paul begins fumbling with his gauntlet
<Jet>: [shit so it looks like I missed a bit.]
<Wrong_Way>: [don't worry, i'm logging.]
<Paul>: "Man, get the FUCK outta here. You have something to live for."
HabeusKaiju pulls a street in front of the car
<Jet>: [Let's just say Jet was taking care of the rest of the hostages.]
<Robber1>: Not without you!
<Wrong_Way>: [that's cool]
<Robber1>: My love!
<Wrong_Way>: [aw ):]
<Boomer>: [itbegins]
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, guys, what do we do?
Paul grabs Robber1 by his collar and throws him out of the shield, causing it to fall
<Robber1>: NOO!
<Jet>: Jet skids to a halt "All the civvies've been takin' care of!" Jet says with a grin.
<Paul>: "Fuckin' fags these days, I'll tell ya..."
<Jet>: *to a halt next to Hab
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno, I think Preptime thinks Boomer is still attractive, so maybe he can distract him."
<Boomer>: "Good job Jet"
<Boomer>: "and yeah, I can try that again" he looks over to paul
<HabeusKaiju>: Good job jet, now we`re dealing with these Bozos
<Jet>: "Took longer th'n Ah thought, tryin' tah get around all that gel they put on 'em."
Robber1 runs back to Paul
Paul fumbles with his gauntlet, pressing on a small combination of buttons. The van explodes because of the various bombs that were contained within.
<Wrong_Way>: [robber one becomes a gay pot paste pete]
Paul is hit in the head with a large chunk of shrapnel and dies
<Robber1>: it happens]
<Wrong_Way>: [welp]
<Wrong_Way>: "...We should check for survivors."
<Boomer>: "....."
<HabeusKaiju>: ....
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes we should
<Boomer>: [MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]
Robber1 chokes himself with gel
<Wrong_Way>: "...I'm sorry you didn't have the chance to seduce him, Boomer."
<Boomer>: "What? I was blinding him!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh. OH!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Sorry."
<Robber1>: inappropriate man]
<Jet>: Jet watches them take their own lives "...Wait what?"
<Robber1>: People just died]
<Jet>: "What jus' happened?"
<Wrong_Way>: [gallows humor]
<Boomer>: "....I got no idea" he backs away
<HabeusKaiju>: To be honest Jet, I...
<HabeusKaiju>: Just don`t know
<Wrong_Way>: [this got extreme for a first mission, jesus]
<HabeusKaiju>: We should....
<Wrong_Way>: [you think spider-man's first crime fighting ended in 2 fatalities?]
<HabeusKaiju>: go check on em?
<Boomer>: "Leave"
<Paul>: [I couldn't help but come up with an elaborate tragic backstory]
<Boomer>: [yes]
<Wrong_Way>: "...Call the police."
<Paul>: [It was the only way]
<HabeusKaiju>: wrongway]
<Wrong_Way>: [He didn't want to live in a world where he had to shit and itch all the time ): ]
<HabeusKaiju>: uncle ben]
<Wrong_Way>: [SHUTUP HAB]
<Robber1>: this was fun]
<Boomer>: "Yeah, someone do that. I'll just go over here. Wanna come mark?"
HabeusKaiju goes over to inspect the bodies
Boomer trails off away from the burning wreckage
<Wrong_Way>: "..Sure."
<HabeusKaiju>: Kids don't deserve to see this
<HabeusKaiju>: God damn, it was gonna be easy
<Jet>: Jet stands there, nervously looking around.
<HabeusKaiju>: but nope, Dumb ass powered robbers killed themselves!
<Wrong_Way>: "...Jet. Maybe we should go."
HabeusKaiju checks the pulse on the two robbers
HabeusKaiju feels nothing
<Boomer>: [Amos: 2 fatalities? Good job, the kids are learning how to deal with bad guys proper!]
<Paul>: [He had a wife and kids but his gambling addiction went too far, and so to keep them uninvolved form the debt to took money from a loan shark. If this heist didn't go down the mob would have shot him in the head anyways/]
<HabeusKaiju>: oh lordy]
<Boomer>: [I just wanted to be a superhero]
<Robber1>: Wanted that sweet paul D]
<Wrong_Way>: [aw. and to think I made him enternally want to shit.]
HabeusKaiju pulls out his cellphone, and dials the cops
<Wrong_Way>: [i'm a terrible hero]
<Boomer>: [we'll get better, this is the first time]
<Robber1>: yes... yes you are]
<Boomer>: [mistakes happen]
<Paul>: [you tried putting us in lethal comas!]
<Robber1>: Yeah]
<Robber1>: Seriously]
<Wrong_Way>: [yep, terrible hero]
<Robber1>: You should quit your job]
<Wrong_Way>: [wrong way no more]
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey there, we got a car crash down at Upper Baker, and Guinness Street
<Paul>: [WW confirmed for lategame hero-turned-villain story]
<Wrong_Way>: [):]
<HabeusKaiju>: hmmhhhm
<HabeusKaiju>: Yep
<Wrong_Way>: [could happen.]
<Boomer>: "Mark.... ya feeling alright?"
*** Paul is now known as Maw
<Wrong_Way>: [WHO KNOWS]
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, seeya soon
*** Robber1 is now known as Port
HabeusKaiju walks towards the group
<Wrong_Way>: "...Not really."
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright!
<HabeusKaiju>: So!
<Maw>: [Paul Preptime will always live in our hearts]
<HabeusKaiju>: Not the best first mission....
<Port>: but not robber1]
<Boomer>: "Listen, how about we go off and get something to eat. Talk this through"
<Wrong_Way>: [stop making me laugh guys.]
<Port>: Gel george]
<Wrong_Way>: "...I think there's a denny's near by."
<HabeusKaiju>: Sure, ya guys want ice cream?
<Jet>: "...Ah'm not much in th' mood tah go eat..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, guys, stop, we gotta talk about this
HabeusKaiju sits down, and crosses his legs
<Wrong_Way>: "...2 people are dead."
<HabeusKaiju>: Yes! True!
<HabeusKaiju>: Not good
<HabeusKaiju>: I know that, you know that, we all know that
<HabeusKaiju>: But!
<HabeusKaiju>: One, it wasn't our fault, so don't go blaming yourselves for this
<HabeusKaiju>: and two, we saved 10 innocent people back at the bank there, right?
<Boomer>: "Yeah..." he still looks uncomfortable
<Wrong_Way>: "...That's true."
Wrong_Way rubs his nose
<HabeusKaiju>: Guys
<Wrong_Way>: "...Have I been bleeding this whole time?"
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm sorry
<Jet>: [I've gotta go for a while.]
<HabeusKaiju>: This was a mistake
<Wrong_Way>: [that's cool]
<HabeusKaiju>: seeya jet]
Boomer takes out a tissue from his pocket, hands it to mark
<Wrong_Way>: "..Thanks."
<Boomer>: "here, stop wiping it on your hands"
<HabeusKaiju>: I messed up again, didn't I?
Wrong_Way wipes his whole faces with the tissue
<Wrong_Way>: "No man, you were great..."
<Boomer>: "No, you didn't. There's nothing you could have done"
<HabeusKaiju>: guys, come on, you're highschoolers, bringing you in, to stop an armed robbery, nooooooot one of my best ideas
<Boomer>: "This isn't what I had in mind for being a hero, but you've faced this situation before right? Someone got killed when something went too far"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, but I tried to impress you guys, and have fun and we got....
HabeusKaiju waves his hands to the flaming van
<HabeusKaiju>: That!
<Boomer>: "You couldn't have known"
Boomer is trying to stay level headed, still obviously shocked and shaken
<Maw>: [let's have some fun for the evening...]
<Maw>: [I know, armed robbery hostage situation!]
<Wrong_Way>: "...Could've been worse."
<HabeusKaiju>: True
<HabeusKaiju>: At least you guys weren't hurt
HabeusKaiju looks at Wrong_Way's face
<HabeusKaiju>: much
Wrong_Way notices Hab's look on his face and wipes his face again with the tissue
<Boomer>: "It sucks... but a hero has to learn from these things, right? Spiderman had his uncle ben moment"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, yea
<Wrong_Way>: "...How do you know they were gay?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, we can't let this keep us down
HabeusKaiju gets up
<Boomer>: "Well, we know what to avoid now"
<Maw>: [Paul Preptime was cooler than that and you know it]
<HabeusKaiju>: We're heroes, through and through, dammit!
<HabeusKaiju>: Go Team Best Squad!
HabeusKaiju raises a fist
<Port>: i like how hab just ignored wrong way]
<Boomer>: "Yeah, wasn't looking pretty today but we'll keep on fighting the good fight"
Wrong_Way looks up at Hab's fist a little doubtful
<Boomer>: "Just... need a bit of time to think is all. And some food."
<HabeusKaiju>: true
<HabeusKaiju>: You guys still down for ice cream?
<Boomer>: "This'll be in my dreams I'm certain of"
<Wrong_Way>: "..Yes please."
<Boomer>: "Yeah...."
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright!
HabeusKaiju picks up his scooter, hops on, and pats the seat
<HabeusKaiju>: Hop on!
Wrong_Way sighes
Boomer jumps on the scooter
Wrong_Way gets behind Boomer
Boomer is still pretty shaken, but doesn't want to show it in front of the other two
<Wrong_Way>: "...you're paying, right Theo?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, after today, I got to
<HabeusKaiju>: Now lets get going, we're getting toppings!
<Wrong_Way>: [yayyyy]
<HabeusKaiju>: *Beep* *beep*
HabeusKaiju scoots off to get ice cream
<Port>: thanks for the fun habs]
<HabeusKaiju>: SO! How you guys feeling?
<HabeusKaiju>: I'm still on the clock, let's chat about it!
<Boomer>: "Kinda crappy to be honest"
<Wrong_Way>: "...How many people have you seen die, Theo?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh
<HabeusKaiju>: Ummm
<Boomer>: [well there were those like 5 people he saw amos eviscerate in myanmar]
<Boomer>: [soldiers and bad guys I assure you]
<HabeusKaiju>: then the warehouse]
<Flipside>: [haha you think this is bad wait until we get to Reverb snapping at Donnie that shit will be 2serious4u]
<Boomer>: [and the folk arielle killed]
<HabeusKaiju>: To be honest, I sort of lost count....
<Boomer>: "shit..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...I've seen 3."
<HabeusKaiju>: 3?
<Wrong_Way>: "The first one doesn't really count.."
<Boomer>: "....this is my first real time seeing somebody die"
<HabeusKaiju>: inb4 turtle]
<Wrong_Way>: [HAHA NO]
<Wrong_Way>: [;-;]
<HabeusKaiju>: Come on, you can tell us Mark, we're your squad mates
<Wrong_Way>: "...It was this old guy in the mall."
<Wrong_Way>: "..I was in the food court with my turtle when he fell over."
HabeusKaiju pays attention to the road
<Wrong_Way>: "...Paramedics said he had a stroke."
<Maw>: [implying shadow kid can't take crystal maiden]
<HabeusKaiju>: Must have been scary...
<Boomer>: "...damn. well, he was old I guess. that stuff happens" he awkwardly tries to reason while feeling like a dick afterward
<Wrong_Way>: "...I guess so. The folks he was with didn't look too happy after that."
<HabeusKaiju>: I can dig it
<Boomer>: "This is really the first time I've seen it happen"
<Wrong_Way>: "...That really sucks."
<Boomer>: "Kinda... thinking I'll take a nap when we get back home"
<HabeusKaiju>: Understandable
<HabeusKaiju>: But guys, I want you to know
<Wrong_Way>: "...I miss my turtle."
<Wrong_Way>: "He'd know what to say..."
<Flipside>: [>implying you could take on reverb in turbo-bitch mode]
<Wrong_Way>: [girls girls, you are both beautiful]
<HabeusKaiju>: Superheroing aint all it is cracked up to be. You may have read about this stuff in the comics, or tv, or movies, or even seen us on tv
<HabeusKaiju>: But you have to know, people can, and will die
<Boomer>: "I know..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Turtle live a long time."
<Boomer>: "Just another bit of that old dream of mine chipping"
Boomer sighs a bit
<HabeusKaiju>: but as long as you guys give it your all, and try and save as many people as you can, you'll always be heroes in my eyes
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, cheer up man, at least you still got a part of it
<Maw>: [well I mean Donnie doesn't even have to do into demon rage mode assuming we have the fight in a dark enough location I'm just saying he's pretty competent at combat and all]
<Boomer>: "I know. Gotta do the best I can right now"
<Boomer>: "So long as I'm helping people out I think I can try to deal"
<Wrong_Way>: "...I hope those people are alright. I wouldn't want to be in a fight with some trap guy and a dinoman.."
<Wrong_Way>: "..no offense theo."
HabeusKaiju fights Wrong_Way]
<HabeusKaiju>: None taken
<HabeusKaiju>: But yeah, as long as you do good you're good, okay?
<Boomer>: "Thanks. I'll try to think about it"
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright."
<HabeusKaiju>: anyways, enough with the humdrumness, we're here!
HabeusKaiju pulls in front of the ice cream shop
Boomer slumps out of the scooter
Wrong_Way gets shoved off since he's right behind boomer
<HabeusKaiju>: There, now you can get off
<HabeusKaiju>: hehehe]
<Boomer>: [it keeps happening]
<Wrong_Way>: "...I'm okay."
<Boomer>: "Oh, shit, sorry" he goes to help up mark
<Boomer>: "I did it again, didn't I?'
<Wrong_Way>: "...Can you tell me if the blood is off my face?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Why don't you just mend it?
<Wrong_Way>: "...I don't really want to use my powers for a bit."
Wrong_Way gets up
Boomer takes the tissue and wipes a bit more off of him
<Boomer>: "there, got it"
<HabeusKaiju>: Does it put a stress on you, too?
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks."
<Wrong_Way>: "..I guess. I nearly gave a guy a lethal coma...."
<Boomer>: "Mark, just cool down a bit. No use in overthinking it now when we're all shocked"
<Boomer>: "We'll come to deal with this when we are... less freaked the fuck out" he says with a bit of a mumble
<HabeusKaiju>: It was a bit of a scare to everyone, but you fixed it! i heard that non-lethal
<Wrong_Way>: "I said non lethal...which would mean lethal."
<Wrong_Way>: "thanks to my bizarro powers."
<Wrong_Way>: "...Let's just get some ice cream."
Wrong_Way enters the ice cream shop
Boomer follows
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh...
Wrong_Way rests his face on the cold freezer full of ice cream.
HabeusKaiju goes inside, and gets ice cream for the crew
<HabeusKaiju>: Mark, lets have a test
<Wrong_Way>: "Ugh....should I get Rocky Road or Vanilla Rasberry...."
<HabeusKaiju>: Rocky road
<HabeusKaiju>: Best Road
<Wrong_Way>: "...my turtle liked rocky road...."
<Boomer>: "I like vanilla rasberry, but you can do rocky road"
<Wrong_Way>: "...yeah, i guess rocky road. Feels like my face hit one."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
HabeusKaiju scribbles something on his notepad
<Wrong_Way>: "Excuse me miss, can I get a scoop of Rocky Road please? I promise to wipe whatever blood is dripping from my face off of the freezer glass..."
<Boomer>: "I'll just get some mint"
<HabeusKaiju>: guys, make it sundaes, you deserve it
<Wrong_Way>: "...I don't think i can eat that much ice cream Theo."
<Boomer>: "I'll just stick to this"
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright
<HabeusKaiju>: May i get three scoops of bacon please?
HabeusKaiju pays for the ice cream, and brings it back to the table
Wrong_Way lifts his face from the glass and wipes it with the tissue Boomerang gave him
<Boomer>: "You may want to see someone about that, man"
<Boomer>: "You're still bleedin"
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess so..."
<Wrong_Way>: "Anyone at school that can heal, Theo?"
<HabeusKaiju>: School nurse, magic fairy
<Boomer>: [and brother innocent]
<Boomer>: [sometimes]
<Wrong_Way>: "...Haven't met her."
<HabeusKaiju>: you will soon
<HabeusKaiju>: Alright, now Mark, I want you to try something
<HabeusKaiju>: I want to see how your powers work
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay..."
<Gwyd>: magic fairy, with angel soul]
<Gwyd>: Nurse Bob]
Wrong_Way eats a scoop of his ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: "What do you want me to do?"
Boomer eats ice cream
<HabeusKaiju>: shit, internet dropped, what i miss after mark ate a scoop of ice cream?]
<Wrong_Way>: <Wrong_Way>: "What do you want me to do?" Boomer eats ice cream
<HabeusKaiju>: I want you to say I am in a non-lethal coma
<HabeusKaiju>: Digger, hold my ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: "...You sure?"
<Boomer>: "what..."
<HabeusKaiju>: Don't worry, I trust ya
Wrong_Way sighs
<HabeusKaiju>: I want to prove to you your powers aren't completely bizarro
<Wrong_Way>: "Theo, if anything, I can't kill anyone."
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe that's why it didn't work."
<Wrong_Way>: "Still, I have a guy uncontrollable itching and the urge to release his bowls all the time."
<Boomer>: "Just need to train to be careful. I believes you can"
<HabeusKaiju>: Yea, you got us to believe in ya, Marky Mark
<Wrong_Way>: "I know."
<Wrong_Way>: "I outta write down a cheat sheet for this kind of stuff..."
<HabeusKaiju>: So buck up, okay?
<HabeusKaiju>: What I say bout confidence?
<Wrong_Way>: "...I need it?"
*** Flipside is now known as FlipAFK
<HabeusKaiju>: You got it, just use it!
<Wrong_Way>: "Alright..."
Wrong_Way eats another spoonful of his icecream
<HabeusKaiju>: By the way, how that little...thing go?
HabeusKaiju chomps down on his ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: "Hm?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh, your crush on Francesca
HabeusKaiju licks his ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: "SSHSHSHS"
<Boomer>: "I never heard bout that before" he chomps ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: "Why not hang it ALL OVER THE SCHOOL THEO?"
<Boomer>: "Didn't know she was the type to even talk to most fellas besides that kid"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh yeah, he has a little schoolyard crush on a girl
<Wrong_Way>: "AUGH!"
Wrong_Way drops his sorrows in his ice cream
<Boomer>: "Well, if ya ever need support with it, you know who to call"
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh mark, Shhhhh, Calm down, you're the one yelling, not me
<Boomer>: "I'll keep it a secret better than him"
<Wrong_Way>: "Thanks Boomer."
<HabeusKaiju>: Hey, we're a squad, no secrets between us
<Wrong_Way>: "Whatever, now everyone's up to date on my life."
<HabeusKaiju>: I use to have a bit of a crush on the Librarian
<HabeusKaiju>: See? Easy
<HabeusKaiju>: And it's not that big of a deal, we got your backs
<Wrong_Way>: "..You used to like Miss Crespelle?"
<Boomer>: "I don't got any secrets, sorry fellas"
<HabeusKaiju>: Eh, school yard crush, just like you
<HabeusKaiju>: I grew out of it though
<HabeusKaiju>: See? Know you got something on me
<HabeusKaiju>: So calm down, okay?
<Wrong_Way>: "Fine..."
<HabeusKaiju>: So how is it going anyways? You take my advice?
<Wrong_Way>: "I guess...Frankie asked me to tutor her in math."
<Boomer>: "Hate to be a bit of a nosy fella, but isn't it a bit... early?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...she's pretty, that's all."
<HabeusKaiju>: hmm?
<Boomer>: "Just saying you should give it much more time. If you just rush in you might trip and mess up the whole deal"
<Wrong_Way>: "...You're probably right."
<HabeusKaiju>: Oh yeah, I told him that, and he shouldn't be sad if she says no
<Boomer>: "Like, I know what kind of girl she is, I don't want you to screw things up with her and have it be irreparable"
<HabeusKaiju>: Slow and steady wins the race
<Boomer>: "I still think you should go for it, though. Seems nice together"
<HabeusKaiju>: Digger's got it
HabeusKaiju raises a hand for a highfive
<Boomer>: "Just let things run the course, stay friends for a while to build up trust and respect"
Boomer high fives him
<HabeusKaiju>: You taking this down?
<Boomer>: "When the time is right, months from now, you'll be able to go in and be certain that it's right"
<Wrong_Way>: "...How are you an expert on romance?"
<HabeusKaiju>: Eh, Polish are natural romantics
<Boomer>: "Yeah. Language of romance and all that"
<Boomer>: "Also I was dating a bit before I got here. Rushed into it too hard."
<Boomer>: "Just looking out for ya so you don't fall into the same trap, ya know?"
<HabeusKaiju>: I remember my first love]
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay..."
<HabeusKaiju>: chad....]
<Boomer>: [hehehe, language of romance]
<Wrong_Way>: [my first love....Preptime..."
<Boomer>: [kurwa]
<Wrong_Way>: [only swear you know, boomer?]
<Boomer>: [shhhh]
Wrong_Way eats his ice cream for a bit
<HabeusKaiju>: So how ya guys feeling now? Feeling better, I hope?
<Boomer>: [Idz pierdol matke twojego kumpla]
<Wrong_Way>: "..I guess."
<Boomer>: "Things have been heavy, and I expect it could get heavier. Just remember that we'll get through this guys"
<HabeusKaiju>: Gotta stick together
<Wrong_Way>: "...Yeah."
<Wrong_Way>: [ugh, i've been trying to fix my chair for the past bajillion minutes
<Boomer>: [I know that feeling]
<Wrong_Way>: [brb getting tape]
<Boomer>: [brb, bathroom]
<HabeusKaiju>: I feel that feeling feel, that feels.....feely]
<Wrong_Way>: {i hate you chair}
<Boomer>: [damn chair]
*** FlipAFK is now known as Flipside
<HabeusKaiju>: curse the chair]
<HabeusKaiju>: So, how bout one more celebratory yell, before we head back, kay?
HabeusKaiju puts a hand in
<Boomer>: "eeeeh... alright" he puts the hand in
<Boomer>: [out of his backpack]
<Wrong_Way>: "Can I finish my ice cream before we head back?"
Wrong_Way puts his hand in
<HabeusKaiju>: Stuff it in your pocket]
<HabeusKaiju>: Go Team Best Squad!
<HabeusKaiju>: and sure
<Wrong_Way>: [FUCKING CHAIRS]
<Wrong_Way>: "Good Team Best Squad!"
<Wrong_Way>: "also, can you teach me how to pilot the jet?"
<Wrong_Way>: [ALSO I SAID GOOD]
<Wrong_Way>: [KILL ME]
<Boomer>: "Good team best squad!"
<Wrong_Way>: { I FORGOT ENGLISH]
<Boomer>: [oh shit]
<Boomer>: [I just followed you]
<HabeusKaiju>: Haha
HabeusKaiju ruffles Wrong_Way's hair
<HabeusKaiju>: No
HabeusKaiju laughs
<Wrong_Way>: [WE MUST COMMIT SUDOKU TOGETHER, BOOMERANG BROTHER]
Wrong_Way frowns
<Boomer>: [WE MUST RETAIN OUR HONOR]
Wrong_Way goes back to eating his ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: [fucking chairs]
<HabeusKaiju>: So, you wanna wrap up here?]
<Boomer>: [sure]
<Wrong_Way>: [yeah]
Wrong_Way finishes his ice cream
<Wrong_Way>: "...I really want to get this face healed."
<HabeusKaiju>: MARk,NO! YOUR POWERS!]
<Wrong_Way>: [FUCK
<Wrong_Way>: [nowait
<Boomer>: [HOLY SHIT]
<Wrong_Way>: [it's thoughtbased
<Boomer>: [oh... phew]
<Wrong_Way>: "Maybe I can show this off to Frankie for sympathy points"
<Boomer>: "Eh, not always smart to try so hard to impress. Don't show off, if she sees it put on the show though"
HabeusKaiju gives Wrong_Way the stare
<Boomer>: "well, if she brings it up"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Yeah. Probably better."
<HabeusKaiju>: Anyways, let's get back, and get to class, okay?
<Boomer>: "Alright, Theo"
<Wrong_Way>: "...We're missing class?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh well."
<HabeusKaiju>: Well, yea, it's like 1:47, you thought it was a free day or something?
<Wrong_Way>: "...Shoot."
<Boomer>: "Shucks"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh well, Go Team Best Squad!"
<HabeusKaiju>: Woo!
<HabeusKaiju>: that's the spirit!
HabeusKaiju runs outside on hops on the scooter
<HabeusKaiju>: *beep* *beep*
Wrong_Way turns to Boomer
<Boomer>: "Do we have to ride again?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Swear on your boomerangs you don't accidently push me off again."
<HabeusKaiju>: *beep* *beep*
HabeusKaiju smiles
Wrong_Way goes outside
<Boomer>: "I won't
Boomer goes out to the scooter and hops on
Wrong_Way gets on after Boomer
<HabeusKaiju>: *Beep* *beep*
HabeusKaiju drives back to the school, and makes the kids promise not to tell anyone what they did today, as that could get Mr. Honda fired
<Wrong_Way>: {DEEE ENDDDDD}
<Wrong_Way>: [4 references to my turtle, not bad]
<Boomer>: [could have fit in another scooter fall]
<Boomer>: [but eh, whatever. good show guys]
<Wrong_Way>: { i think mark would've imploded and the universe would be over or something.]
<Wrong_Way>: got the base bin
<Boomer>: [good, nice]
HabeusKaiju gets off the scooter, and accidentally knocks it over with his tail
<Wrong_Way>: {i missed part of it]
Wrong_Way falls off with Boomerang
Boomer falls off, but it wasn't his fault this time
<Wrong_Way>: "Fffff"
<HabeusKaiju>: Sorry guys, got an appointment, mind if ya fix it?
<Boomer>: "....wasn't me...."
HabeusKaiju runs off
Boomer gets up and tries to help mark up as well
<Wrong_Way>: "...I know Boomer."
Wrong_Way gets up with Boomer's help
Wrong_Way picks the scooter back up
<Boomer>: "I hope he doesn't expect us to pay for any scooter damages"
<Wrong_Way>: "He paid for ice cream, I bet he can pay for his scooter."
<Boomer>: "I have like 15 dollars in total. Like in general"
<Boomer>: "But yeah, he can handle it"
Wrong_Way just shakes his pockets,
<Boomer>: "...crap we have class"
<HabeusKaiju>: with mr garnier]
<Boomer>: "Seeya around Mark, gotta try to not get Garnier to split my atoms"
<Gwyd>: what]
Boomer quickly runs off back into the school
<Gwyd>: no, i wanted them to be fresh and unexpected]
Wrong_Way rubs his face
<Boomer>: [mark has yet to have him]
<Gwyd>: ;-; I will murder all souls who have taken from me, this pleasure]
<Gwyd>: especially MARK[
<Boomer>: [and most of the others as well]
Wrong_Way decides to go to the nurse
<Gwyd>: I will take from you, your power. AND CAST YOU OUT]
<Boomer>: [...my power eye color manipulation?]
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, got punched in the face...A bunch of times....No I don't know who did it."
<Boomer>: [you can take it]
<Wrong_Way>: [NOOOOOooo]
<Wrong_Way>: [;_;]
<Boomer>: [He wants my life or my power]
<Boomer>: [I-I'm sorry...]
<Wrong_Way>: [s-sempaiiii....]
Wrong_Way finally gets his face healed
<Wrong_Way>: "Yes miss, I'll try to avoid getting punched a lot in the face again..."